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mr_punk
02-25-2007, 08:26 PM
You have more nerve than I do. Hell, I think you have more nerve than Mr P.he sure does. i can't believe he took his shoes off. now, that's just too nasty for me. <shudder> i don't even want to think about what's been spilled on the carpet of the average sc.
So far as I can remember hes never admitted to discarding his pants. I mean, having the balls to kick your pants off and being bare ass naked puts you up there with the Immortals.LOL...(1)why do you think i like oversized shorts with wide legs? it's because they're pretty easy to unzip, drop around my ankles or take off and put back on with little fuss. And, most importantly, without taking off my shoes. (2) it depends on the layout of the club. the way sandy described his club's PD layout. i don't see why anyone wouldn't feel free to remove their pants.
Susan Wayward
02-26-2007, 11:23 AM
And again, because of my old age, any stoppage in action results in me starting to lose my hard on.
Sandy, you are in your 20s, this is not an age problem but rather a physiological one . . . how's your cholesterol? That along with the "not getting as hard as I used to" has me concerned for your arteries.
yoda57us
02-26-2007, 02:44 PM
Nice TR Sandy. I've been curious about your lady friend for many years but, as she is close friends with another fav of mine I've never taken the plunge...I may have to re-think that. I love the fact that these girls never forget a good customer and, the smart ones at least, never give you any shit about staying away for too long.
It's scary how similar our clubbing habits are...A fav of mine who is no longer at the club in question is still drinking champagne that I paid for over a year ago during VIP visits...
BTW, I'm told they are in fact real...
sander8son
02-26-2007, 03:24 PM
Sandy, you are in your 20s, this is not an age problem but rather a physiological one . . . how's your cholesterol? That along with the "not getting as hard as I used to" has me concerned for your arteries.
I think its 1 part mental, 1 part physical. I should get it checked out... ofcorse I've been saying that for about a year. What about the frequent urination(including 5 minutes after I've just gone)?
sander8son
02-26-2007, 03:26 PM
are you talking about the kind the the pros wear? you know, with the snaps on the side. hmmmm...roomy in the crotch, provides easy access (sans underwear) and low coefficient of friction. it sounds like a good choice.
Nah, these pants dont have snaps/velcro... Thatd be cool though. But if you're just ripping them off, i dont need side access. Also, I wasn't barefoot... I kept my socks on :-P I'm pleased with them... except that my body size is a large waist, but small length... so I comprimised and got mediums. they're a little tight in the waste and a little long on the legs.
rockie
02-26-2007, 06:23 PM
"Oh, I don't know Rockie. If I know the lady that Sandy is talking about, and I think that I do, it could be a very good TR!" (Yoda)
Yoda: I said I'd take a pass on another "aborted trip" TR by Sandy! Nice TR Sandy! Sandy you are a blue side legend!
Smokeless
02-26-2007, 09:46 PM
What about the frequent urination(including 5 minutes after I've just gone)?
Have your blood sugar checked, too. Indeed, please don't wait! Not to mention any number of other urinary or STD issues. But the big waist (my problem, too) is a giveaway. Do a full panel, including your thyroid function.
If your medical plan doesn't automatically pay for this stuff and your doc doesn't automatically order it each year, time to find a new medical plan and doc.
Good luck, man. (And thanks for the great TR. Even if I'd get hauled away to the klink for such behavior in Colorado, at least I can live it vicariously.)
Hit the club Wednesday. I finally met CinnamonKisses who's been working at my home club for a while but our paths hadn't crossed. I tipped her stageside and we chatted for a bit. She's a hottie :P I was hoping she might stop by my table but she didn't, instead spending her time working the room chatting up the custies and wearing out a path back to the LD area. Damn, I hate strippers with a strong work ethic ;)
FBR
Chili Palmer
03-01-2007, 09:05 PM
Damn, FBR, CK is definitely on my "to do" list. Can't believe you didn't go Boba Fett on her and then picnic in the VIP. How else could I live vicariously through you?
CP
CP LOL I'm sure I didnt come across overly impressive but she did give me a hug once the connection was made. Actually, I'd been kinda keeping an eye out for a while but it had been so long without a sighting I was beginning to think she was an urban myth. So when the recognition clicked in my mind I rushed up there without having my game in place. Rookie mistake. But none the less, it was fun meeting another person from the site. I'm up to two now LOL
FBR
Howie
03-02-2007, 12:03 AM
This is just an observation Howie, but if you really don't want anything to do with this chick why do you drive that far to see her. I mean to me it sounds like you're going out of your way to see her, this kind of conflicts with the blowing her off behavior. Maybe I misread something, if so, sorry. Hope everything works out for you.
I'm a junkie, and I can't help myself. She has a smokin body and it's a real ego boost to be with her. If she's just playing me, then she's the best I've ever met.
Howie
03-02-2007, 12:07 AM
Was working late on a Saturday night and had received several messages from my dancer about how boring the club was because of lack of customers and really wanted me to come in. I hadn’t been for a couple of weeks and my itch was getting pretty bad, so I decided what the hell.
Made the thirty minute drive and arrived just after midnight. The club was packed! I took one of the only available seats which were far far away from the stage. Lighting was bad and I couldn’t make out who was dancing. There were quite a few girl customers in that night. Come to find out that a college basketball game had let out and the club filled up when it was over.
Sat there with my drink for 15-20 minutes trying to scope out the dancers working the room, which there wasn’t that many of. Finally I see my dancer walk up and sit with a customer right in front of me. Didn’t know if she saw me and was ignoring me or wasn’t paying any attention. She sat with him for 5 minutes and I guess didn’t make a sale, and then got up and went to the bar. I followed her up there and asked her if she was available for a dance. Once she realized who I was, she grabbed my hand and led me back to VIP. Said she was having the best night she’d had in a long time and was up $800 before I came in. I helped put her over a $1,100 for the night and she was pretty happy.
We stayed there until she had to go on stage, which were the last songs of the evening. She talked about meeting at a motel after closing, and while I didn’t say yes, I didn’t say no either. Told me to wait until she done changing so we could leave together. I sat in the main room until the bouncers turned on the lights and told everyone it was closing time and to leave. I go out to my car and sit there in 20 degree weather trying to figure out what I should do.
Finally figured that if I really wanted to meet her OTC, I wouldn’t be agonizing so much about what to do. I guess I got cold feet along with cold everything else. So as I’m heading home, my phone rings and it’s her asking where I was. Told her I got cold feet and decided to leave and she hangs up on me.
Thought that might be the end of our “relationship”, until she started calling again the next week. I know my money is important to her, and I don’t mind giving it up. I have a good time with her ITC. If I could bang her OTC without any strings attached, I’d do it. I just don’t know what her real intentions might be.
Called her back tonight to see if she was working tomorrow. Her attitude on the phone was like “oh it’s you”. Said I’d see her, but I might just cancel and save my funds for my trip to Vegas next month.
Susan Wayward
03-02-2007, 12:16 PM
Damn, FBR, CK is definitely on my "to do" list. Can't believe you didn't go Boba Fett on her and then picnic in the VIP. How else could I live vicariously through you?
CP
'cause he is a loyal man to his Miss D. I believe he sponsored my dancing for others but never indulged himself when I was back his way. I may only have a mere 38 inches of bustline but I'm no slouch myself!
But FBR, a combo of Miss D and CK would be one hell of a breast fest, and a very rare all-natural combo to boot. I think you need to try it once.
Bridgette
03-02-2007, 05:59 PM
^Mooooooooooooo!!! ;D
'cause he is a loyal man to his Miss D. I believe he sponsored my dancing for others but never indulged himself when I was back his way. I may only have a mere 38 inches of bustline but I'm no slouch myself!
But FBR, a combo of Miss D and CK would be one hell of a breast fest, and a very rare all-natural combo to boot. I think you need to try it once.
Susan, that would be a feast indeed :P . But a triple course with you, Miss D and CK would be even better. Damn you for being a gypsy and moving thousands of miles away ;)
FBR
^Mooooooooooooo!!! ;D
B, your udders are showing. For shame ;)
FBR
Howie
03-06-2007, 12:03 AM
I did a really stupid thing the other night ITC. Haven't decided if I want to share it yet. I've raised my ranking from somewhat of an idiot to complete idiot.
Richard_Head
03-06-2007, 06:34 AM
I did a really stupid thing the other night ITC. Haven't decided if I want to share it yet. I've raised my ranking from somewhat of an idiot to complete idiot.Do share!
xdamage
03-06-2007, 11:31 AM
Idiocy happens. Everyone gets a few free passes to act like a moron now and then.
datchapin
03-06-2007, 09:52 PM
Okay, so I find myself at the SC twice in the span of 3 days. Holy hell, I think I might be becoming a junkie! Anyways, I figured why not put up the TR's, so here goes.
This past Sat. I found myself sitting in front of the dance club and looking at the long line and thought to myself. 'I don't really got the energy to deal with that scene tonight.' So I decide to hit up a SC. I don't go to the club I usually write about as I have a rule about not hitting the same club more than once a week. (further evidence of my growing addiction.) So I go to this other club, it's not as grand as the other one, but it brings back memories. Besides I haven't been to this SC in a couple of months, weeks, who's keeping track? right? So I figured it's about that time. I pay my way in and make my way to the floor. As I stand there looking for a seat I see Lime (She's my fav. waitress, and I call her that because she always puts double limes in my coronas.) at the bar. I throw her the piece sign and then hold up one finger. She knows what I mean. So I go and find a seat and wait for my drink. As I turn to scan the room this chick is sliding into the chair next to me. (I'll call her crazy and the name should be self explanitory.) She wastes no time and makes the pitch to me. "hey, sexy, my name is crazy, hot and horny crazy." I'm like okay, she's not that hot and I'm not that drunk. lol. Lime is making her way over and crazy sees me make eye contact with her. The next thing she says is "You know Tequila makes me real horny." Okay, that was new, I asked if she wanted a Tequila and asked Lime to get it for us. I figured Crazy deserved the drink for having the nuts to be so blunt. lol. While Lime is getting the Tequila I buy time making small talk with Crazy. Lime gets back and I ask her if she knows Crazy. She says she doesn't. I turn to crazy and apologize, but that I just wanted to chill and sip on my Corona by myself for a while. She gets up and asks if I'm sure. I nod my head and she leans in close to my ear and says. "You don't know what you're missing." She then plants her lips on my ear and sticks her tongue in it. I'm not going to go into detail but I jumped out of my seat and made a scene that ended with her drunk ass being hauled of by the bouncer. I wasn't aware how drunk she was, but I was glad the situation was resolved without and physical conflict. Lime was standing there through the whole incident so I guess that's what kept it from escalating, whatever. I got a free Corona out of it so I didn't care. After all that Lime sits next to me and we start talking for a little while.
After a few minutes she informs me that Shisu is working. (Shisu is this little asian hottie I get dances from. She got that name, because anyone that can engage me in a conversation about sushi for over 40 mins. deserves some sort of word play with sushi. Lol.) Lime does me the favor of getting her for me. (on a side note, I've met Shisu OTC the before and it was.... an experience.) Anyways Shisu comes over and the smile she gives me as she recognizes me made me forget about Crazy. Shisu fell in my lap and kissed my cheek and asked where I've been and howcome I haven't stayed in touch and whatever. To make a long story short we caught up on each other and we're gonna meet OTC the club again... tomorrow, actually. Anyways man the way she was curled in my lap was freaking awesome, one leg hanging off the chair and the other curled up on my chest, her head right next to my ear and her hand stroking my cheek. Add to that that she was wearing this naughty school girl out fit and fake cat ears and I was just like..... whoa. We sat like that as we talked and after a few minutes some girl comes and pulls her away from me. She pulls her over to these two guys on the other side of the room. I didn't know what was going on, but I didn't like it, to say the least. Later I found out they wanted to take her to V.I.P., she said no and came back to me. I was flattered to say the least. She grabs my hand and off we go to LD land.
We get back there and she straddles me. She looks into my eyes and asks. "Why do you smile so much?" WTF wouldn't I be smiling I ask back, I really like the time I spend with her. She puts her finger on her lips in a thinking gesture and finally says in a drawn out way. "I guess." She puts her palm over my eyes and starts telling me about how she was gonna get me tonight. We play the staring game to see who laughs/smiles first. She can only beat me by cheating..... what it's true. Moving on, the results of the game aren't important. What's important is that we had fun. (Damn, that sounds like looser talk.) After a few games she got serious and told me she's missed me. I really didn't know how to respond... I just apologized for not staying in touch. I don't know how much she meant it, but she sounded sincere. She took off my glasses and commented on how they were new as well as my hair cut. I was impressed, she had a great eye for detail. She then began to shower me with the softest of kisses. Kissing my forehead, my nose, my cheeks, chin, and lips. She then asks me if I'm ready. Like a total PL I'm all like, ready for what? She laughs her dorky laugh,(it's cute in it's dorkiness.) and says for the dances. Shit yeah I was ready.
This girls style of dancing has evolved on me. I really like it. She uses her hands as guides for your eyes as well as physical stimulation. She motions a figure eight around our heads with her hands grazing the back of my skull as she did this. She does all this in wave like motions and then traces the contures of her small tits. She traces her hands down her waist and put them on my knees. She started this continous wave motion from her chest and followed through with her body it was badass because she did this motion on every other beat, almost like belly dancing, but more exagerated and not as much muscle control, I thought it was awesome. I watched her body work and when I looked up at her face she brought her arms around and leaned forward cupping my face. She leaned down and grazed my lips with hers then looked a my eyes briefly. She closed them and began kissing me. I totally forgot about the music as we made out. She reached between us as we made out and adjusted my wood. I grabbed her ass as she began sliding back and forth on me. She changed her speed and directions at her whims. I get the feeling she was really liking it, but I wasn't about to stop and ask. This went on for a while until I couldn't take it anymore. I leaned forward and she leaned back, our lips separated and I had clasped my hands behind her back to keep her from falling I put my head on her stomack right beneath her tits. I put my lips on her bellybutton as I cleared my head. I leaned back again and she got up and repositioned her self. This time her ass was right in front of my face and she told me to bite her. At first I was thinking... okay I wasn't thinking, because it didn't click at first, but she stuck her ass in my face and made it clear. "Bite my ass." She said. Who am I too refuse. I began biting nibbling and just basically abusing her ass cheeks with my mouth. I don't know if did anything for her, but I was having fun. lol. She put her hand on top of my head and repositioned herself again this time sliding down to her haunches in front of me. As she made her way down and her lips went past my ears she said. "It's my turn." OMG, WTF, I was set up. She gets down there and starts pushing my shirt up and bites my belly. Damn, that shit hurt so good! She started doing this as she began massaging my dick with one hand and moving up biting my body. At that moment everything stopped. I put my hand on her shoulders and asked her to get up.
I try to keep my temper in check, but this dude had sat at this table in front of us. This was an different club mind you, we were in a booth not a room, but this dude was just staring at us. I usually try to control my temper, but I didn't think I was going to be able to this time. Shisu saw all this and asked me if we could please just move. I took a few deep breaths and calmed down. At least tried to because the dude kept staring and all I wanted to really do was go over there and slam his face into the table. I know it might be stupid, but that just the way I felt at the time.
We moved to the back and continued our dances. We found a booth in a corner and kept going. It took another song to for me to get totally under control and back into the groove. At this point Shisu leaned forward and asked me if I ate pussy. Yes. She stood up and put her pussy in my face real quick and got back down and asked If I wanted to eat her out. She had put her hands in her thong and was starting to finger herself as I thought about it. I looked around and saw there were many people starting to gather so I declined. She asked if I wanted to go to VIP with her. Fuck me I hadn't thought I was gonna end up there and hadn't brought that much money. I apologized and declined. Sorry ass way to end the night, but oh well. I'll post another TR maybe tomorrow.
datchapin
03-07-2007, 09:34 AM
Okay, so I said I didn't have enough money for the V.I.P. which at that point was true and made my decision easier. To be honest though even if I did have enough I don't know if I would have gone to V.I.P. with her. Nothing personal I just don't really feel comfortable doing V.I.P.'s.
So anyways, I find myself at my usual club on Monday, I had told Shakira I was gonna go see her this week, so I kept my word. I make my way in and as I'm walking I see her ass walking in front of me. She didn't see me and I just followed her. I was going to the bar to get a sprite anyways. She sat down next to this guy, so I'm not tripping I just go get my drink. She sees me and gives me this tiny nod which I return. I get my drink and make my way to find a table. As soon as I sit down she walks right by me with this guy to the back. At that moment I get this weird sensation in my belly. I wonder if it's jealousy.... or indigestion. lol. As I sit there I wonder how many songs she's gonna sell. I didn't bring that much cash so I didn't mind just chilling tonight.
So a couple of songs go by and then this other girl approaches me. Asks if I want company and sits down next to me. I'm debating wether to get a dance or 2 from this girl. (I'll call her Asstat, she had a tatto on her ass.) She's also Columbian and has a very friendly demeanor. In the end I decided the night was young and I would have a lot of time later to talk to Shakira. I ask Asstat if she want's to sell me some dances. I mean I know that's kind of why she's sitting there so I just cut to the point. She nods her head and smiles. We go back to the dance rooms. I get in and take a seat, I'm pretty blunt most of the time so I tell her straight out, that I had come in to see someone so please don't be offended if I don't buy a lot of dances. She didn't seem to mind. She actually smiled and thanked me for being so up front and honest. Okay, we had talked about some other stuff, but I'm just guessing that is what she was thanking me for. So the song starts and she takes off her clothes (not much as it was right?) and starts dancing. I was totally blown away, I mean this girl danced with so much energy. I didn't expect it from the way she carried herself on the floor. The way she was smiling and moving, man I thought this girl was having way too much damn fun. lol. I ended up getting a second dance. It was probably one of the dances with the least contact I've ever received, yet for some reason it was also one of the best. Again I felt stupid for not bringing more money. Anyways we stopped after the second dance and I told her next time we met I'd probably get more dances. Asstat came off as very cool.
So we leave the rooms and lo and behold Shakira and her customer had taken my seat. I took the first table I saw without thinking and once I sat down I notice I was in her line of sight. Okay, it took a little while for me to notice this. When I did I didn't wanna feel like a stalker so I got up went to the RR and to the bar to get another sprite. I go back to my table and Shakira had disappeared. Right about then I was thinking I should have gotten another dance from Asstat. lol. I don't know how much time goes by (it wasn't too long.) when I notice Shakira standing way the hell on the other side of the room waving her arms. I don't see anybody else going to I wonder if she's trying to get my attention. I get up and she starts hopping as she waves. I get my drink and make my way towards her. We head back to the LD rooms right off the bat. She hugs my neck and jumps up and I catch her. She kisses me and says she's so sorry about making me wait. I tell her she don't have to apologize, I fall back in the chair and chill. I gotta say I love this girls dances, the way she pops her ass is awesome. So anyways she's doing her dancing thing and kissing me. You know maybe I'm wrong, but I'm starting to think she really likes kissing me. I don't kiss back all the time, but she always does it, I've told her she doesn't have to so I dunno. This time she was, I guess, more into it, because she runs her nails all over my head and has started to kiss and bite my neck. Oh man the thing that tripped me out the most about this trip was that that she got down pulled up my shirt and started biting my belly. WTF is up with the belly biting? Is it a new fad or something, lol. Anyways the shit sent shivers all over my body and she knew it. I told her I had to leave after some dances and she started doing that shit to me again. So not fair. lol. Anyways after a while I was finally able to pull myself away from her and be on my way.
lunchbox
03-07-2007, 01:51 PM
Idiocy happens. Everyone gets a few free passes to act like a moron now and then.
How many do I get per week?
Howie
03-09-2007, 12:56 AM
Do share!
I'm not ready to detail the way my brain went into a complete shutdown and how a dancer had her way with me. I never thought I'd get involve in an action with so much obvious risk.
SportsWriter2
03-09-2007, 04:36 PM
I'm not ready to detail the way my brain went into a complete shutdown and how a dancer had her way with me. I never thought I'd get involve in an action with so much obvious risk.
It's okay, Howie. Lots of guys have creampied a girl they shouldn't have. Even Tom Brady. :-\
Katrine
03-09-2007, 07:55 PM
I'm not ready to detail the way my brain went into a complete shutdown and how a dancer had her way with me. I never thought I'd get involve in an action with so much obvious risk.
Did she get you to rob a 7/11 or something? C'mon dude...spill....we junkies are waiting!!
lunchbox
03-09-2007, 08:14 PM
It's okay, Howie. Lots of guys have creampied a girl they shouldn't have. Even Tom Brady. :-\
bbfs
I see your posting frequency on the rise... sorry bro.
doc-catfish
03-10-2007, 05:26 PM
Excellent TR Jay. Sometimes those impromptu low expectation trips are the best ones. I've always said that even in a club with less than desirable dancers, having that one right gal can still turn a so-so time into a great one.
Howie
03-14-2007, 12:37 AM
I was working late on a Saturday night wondering why I hadn’t pursued a different career path that allowed for a personal life. Well I was starting on my 15th hour for that day when my dancer called to tell me the club was dead and would really like for me to come see her so she had someone to talk to. I was sick of working and thought I’d earned a little SC visit.
I made the drive over and upon entering, took a seat some distance from the stage due to the fact that there were six or seven youngsters sitting right next to the stage. This club doesn’t have a pervert row and the stage is raised about four feet off the ground. They were lined up, with their feet up on the edge of the stage drinking and yelling at the dancer on stage. I recognized the dancer as a friend of my dancer. I’d never received a dance from her, but she looked good and I decided to tip her. Had to snake myself around the youngsters in order to make it up to tip her.
After she was finish, she made a bee-line over to my table and took my hand and led me back to VIP. I asked why she didn’t hit up the youngsters and her reply was that they’d been sitting there all night drinking and not tipping. Told her I’d come over to see my dancer but hadn’t spotted her anywhere in the club. She said she was in the DR and would be on stage pretty soon. I received a few dances from her, but wasn’t overly thrilled with her style. Plus the fact that her tits were hard as rocks and she kept trying to nurse me, which I declined, not knowing how many other PLs had already had their lips on them. When we finished she ordered a couple of shots from the waitress without asking if I wanted to buy, which would have pissed my off but it was only 8 dollars and since I don’t drink she gave the second shot to the waitress. The waitress is a former dancer and is absolutely gorgeous. She told me thanks for the shot and I asked for a boob flash which she happily complied with.
I noticed my dancer was leaving the stage so I excused myself and went back out to the main room to wait for her come out of the DR. When she came out, she spotted me, came over and we headed back to VIP. We stayed about 70-80 minutes back there until she had to go back on stage. All the time she kept asking about getting together OTC. Told her I was too busy with work to take time off for anything resembling a date. Said she’d come to my house some night for just a stay over. I declined the offer.
When it was time for her to go back on stage, I gave her the rest of what I’d budgeted for the trip that night and told her I was going to take off. She begged me to stay until she got off stage so she could properly say goodnight. Like the fool that I am I agreed and proceeded to plant my ass down and watched her perform for the youngsters who didn’t tip a dime.
When she finished, she came to me and said we needed to go back to VIP. I told her that I wasn’t going to spend any more money and I needed to get home and get some sleep. She wouldn’t take no for an answer and back to VIP we headed. Once back, we found the VIP room to be deserted and she became very friendly. While DFK me she started to reach down the front of my slacks searching for wood. She had trouble finding what she was looking for cause of my shirt tale and boxers. I finally (here’s the loser part) told her that I’d help her out and opened my zipper and pulled my cock out. She grabbed hold and started smiling and kissing me, telling me what a bad boy I was. She then kissed me and started trying to suck my tongue out of my head. With her stroking me and kissing me I felt like I was in heaven. Next thing I know she’s pulled her bottoms to the side and was impaling herself on me. “This isn’t how I wanted our first time to be”, she whispered. “I want you to know how good I can be”. I was dumbfounded, speechless, and a drooling idiot. I didn’t know what to do. It did feel pretty good. We didn’t do any up/down, she just ground on me. After about three songs, I started to feel that impending release. I told her to stop cause I was about to blow. “I want to feel you cum inside me” and she ground that much harder whispering in my ear “cum for me, cum for me”. Well I did and I think she did, but I don’t know for sure. I do know when she got off me; my slacks were all wet and sticky. It wasn’t thirty seconds later that someone else came into VIP and sat just a table away from us.
I told her I really needed to get home and get some sleep and I got my billfold out to give her some more money but she wouldn’t take any. She told me to call her the next day and I agreed. She gave me a hug and told me whenever I wanted to get together, she’d be waiting.
Got home, threw my slacks and shirt into my dry cleaning bag, took a shower and went to bed. Next day she called twice leaving messages about how much fun she had and how horny she was from thinking about what we’d done the night before.
Thinking of going to the clinic to get a blood test.
SportsWriter2
03-14-2007, 06:13 AM
Thinking of going to the clinic to get a blood test.
Do her again up against the wall at her place, then get your blood test. Great TR, Howie. I like your dancer way more than Sanderson's green card ho.
lunchbox
03-15-2007, 12:19 PM
Do her again up against the wall at her place, then get your blood test. Great TR, Howie. I like your dancer way more than Sanderson's green card ho.
fuck that, bend her over the toilet.
fuck that, bend her over the toilet.
lunchbox you are one jaded muthafucka LOL It think a bend over using the love seat in the family room or even a kitchen chair assuming one has a nice dining room suite would be way nicer :P
FBR
lunchbox
03-16-2007, 08:38 AM
I couldn't piss on her afterwards if weren't in the bathroom. I'm not a monster.
There is just something about flesh slapping against porcelain, especially when it's a little moist and sticks briefly....
Katrine
03-16-2007, 02:47 PM
I couldn't piss on her afterwards if weren't in the bathroom. I'm not a monster.
There is just something about flesh slapping against porcelain, especially when it's a little moist and sticks briefly....
Agreed, I love bent over the toilet sex, especially in a public toilet...men's room!
And Howie, something about your story just isn't sitting right with me......
SportsWriter2
03-17-2007, 01:14 PM
And Howie, something about your story just isn't sitting right with me......
Yeah, he should not have denied her a sleepover. :-\
Howie
03-18-2007, 09:08 PM
And Howie, something about your story just isn't sitting right with me......
You're right! I imagined the whole thing. I just wish my imagination had allowed me to have sex with that hot waitress instead of a broke ass 40 year old who doesn’t give blow jobs, allows no ass play, has four kids, and two ex-husbands who don’t pay child support.
lunchbox
03-19-2007, 06:56 AM
Always look on the bright side. At 40 she's a lot less likely to have gotten prego...
Katrine
03-19-2007, 10:38 PM
You're right! I imagined the whole thing. I just wish my imagination had allowed me to have sex with that hot waitress instead of a broke ass 40 year old who doesn’t give blow jobs, allows no ass play, has four kids, and two ex-husbands who don’t pay child support.
Hmmmm....that makes a little more sense now. I missed that part about her Howie. But its your money and you're being a little bitch by repeatedly visting her and letting her take advantage of you. She might not be a spring chicken, but she's got your rooster doing some of her bidding....
I_luv_dancers!
03-20-2007, 06:46 AM
He can't help it Katrine. Pussy is the most powerful force in the male universe.
xdamage
03-20-2007, 10:56 AM
Uhm, I know some very hot 40 year old women, but... I'd be more concerned about walking away from an experience like that with a new disease, or being used by a psycho pregnant chick looking for alternative guys to be dad in-case the real dad never shows up. Hey Howie, I missed my period! I guess cumming inside of me without protection was an oops - hehe. You can send the child support checks too ....
Yes, not only is it the most powerful force in the male universe, but can end up being the most costly as well.
We all do dumb things, particularly us guys when it comes to sex. Hopefully Howie you will walk away unscathed from this one.
doc-catfish
03-21-2007, 11:52 AM
Well, a little double TR for your viewing enjoyment.
Part One - Phewwww that was close...
Was kind of having a rotten Tuesday. A co-worker of mine passed away last week and I had to start my day off from work by going to his funeral. On top of that it was raining pretty much all day, so I couldn't get any outdoor recreation in (well unless a trip to Quiznos counts). I wanted to wait until the end of the month and go to KC to do some SC'ing, but my boredom was getting the better of me, and since I really wasn't in the mood to finish my taxes or do my laundry, I decided fuck it, I'm going.
One of the local clubs here recently was featured on the late local news, and when a SC is on the news, you know it isn't good. It had recently relocated about a mile from its previous location, after the owner stated that she had permission from that city to make the move. Well, three weeks after moving, and spending a cool $ million spiffing up an old restauraunt into a very nice new strip club, the city decided this would be an opportune time to pass a new ordinance. They wanted no contact between dancers and customers, no nudity whatsoever, and a 4 foot barricade around the stages. Sigh.
:-\
The owner thought that she was going to be exempted through a grandfather clause, and the city said otherwise, so the local popo has been stopping in frequently and citing dancers for all sorts of penny anny violations.
In usual SC legal fashion is taking her battle through the court system. She got a temporary injunction against the new rules until the end of the month so I thought it would be a good time to head there instead of the home club, even if it was just going to be an eye candy (i.e. no dances) trip. Giving them some money was the best way to show my support, even if they were the competition. We only have three clubs here after all (exempting three other not worth a shit ones in what I call "the bikini zone").
I've kind of had a bone to pick about this club in the past because on a per minute basis the lap dances ($25 for a 2 1/2 minute cut song, thats $10 a minute folks) are amongst the most expensive in the state. The gals here are cute, but not near as cute to justify that kind of price, esspecially when I can get a full length song for $20 at my home club. Girls make a great deal of their money here selling expensive dancer drinks, as they do at my home club, although I had seen some reports on SC review sites that the songs here had been restored to full length. Hmm, maybe I could get a few laps.
I knew that I was going to be doing a lot of stage tipping here, so I had actually stopped at the bank earlier and traded in a crisp out of the ATM Andy J for 20 Georges, and another for four Abes in case I wanted some dances. Anyways, I get here about 9:30, pay the cover, same at it was at the old club, get inside and WOW! the place looks magnificent, yet the decor is still a delightfully tacky eyesore. A dogbone main stage, sort of like the one I saw at the Yellow Rose in Austin a few years ago.
The place is a little bit lacking in girls. Only about 7 from what I could see, and I suspect the recent ordinace enforcement issues have had something to do with that. I order a soda, same price as the old club, and got my wad of ones ready. Since this was a new club and the cops were poking in frequently, I didn't dare walk up to the stages until I saw someone else do it. Lo and behold, I saw someone go up and the dancer took the dollar Stevie style. I went up with two bucks, and same thing. I also noticed that indeed the songs were full length once again, so I began perusing for lap dance candidates.
I eventually settled on a hot looking dirty blonde who had spent the majority of the evening in the company of some hick in a cowboy hat in one of the "reserved" VIP booths on the other side of the room, and when she stopped by my table during her tip walk I said to her
"Are you free for a dance...later?".
Oh shit, don't tell me that I said later. Why why why oh God did I say LATER? Now I'll be waiting for an hour.
She said yes she'd be happy to sell me a dance, but that she had to finish with her current customer first, (whom I'll call cowboy fucko). So I wait it out....and wait...and wait...and it eventually gets to the point where she has to do her stage set again. She stops by again during her tip walk and says that cowboy fucko will be leaving soon and that she'll be over for my dance once he's gone.
I'm getting impatient, and would like to get a lap dance at this joint before leaving, considering that lap dances, not to mention the club itself may be but a memory by the next time I stop through, so I decide to go to my second best option, a waify brunette. So I tell her in a room where the music volume is too loud...
"I have another girl who's supposed to come over for a dance, but if you can beat me to her, the dance is yours."
Brunette gives me a funny look like she's confused.
Are you high or something? Keep it simple stupid.
I repeat myself. She asks, "which girl?"
Hmm, never mind. Again, keep it simple STUPID!!
"Forget her, I'd like a dance if you're available".
"Oh cool, yeah".
So after finishing her tip walk, we head into one of the booths along the side wall. She starts dancing and its very nice, but about 45 seconds into the song, the waitress comes over and tells her, "Get off and cover up...the cops are here!!"
Oh holy shittttttttt!!!! :eek:
Getting handed a citation for lewd conduct or whatnot is not a PL's preferred way to spend time at a SC. Thankfully, we had picked a booth on the blind side wall, so the lone pig (which is what cops who insist on harassing strippers instead of going after traffic violations and real criminals ought to be called) didn't see us. The girls on stage pretty much stayed as close to the stage center as they could and the customers went nowhere near them. After about 15 minutes of chatting up one of the other dancers, he finally left and things resumed as usual. Eventually, the brunette returned and we had a nice lap to "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy". In any regard, I was still a little spooked and stopped at one song. I asked if she needed to be compensated for the partial song we did, and she said no. But I insisted on paying for her work and gave her $30. First, (and hopefully only) time in my SC'ing career that I could say that I went into a SC and bought 1.2 lap dances from a gal.
I looked across the way, and saw that the dirty blonde was still in cowboy fuckos clutches. You know, the guy whom she said would be leaving shortly, although shortly was quite awhile ago. I checked my cell phone clock and it was about elevenish, and thought since I was in town and had invested the gas money, and still had around three small on me, it might be a good idea to hit the home club and see if the ATF and the number two (whom I did the stint in the motel room with) were available.
So in semi-bluff fashion, I walked around to the other side of the dogbone, waved half-condesendingly to the dirty blonde.
Your money is going out the door. Going once...going twice...
....and I walk out. Ahh, that trick worked on a gal I met in Illinois last year, but you can't win them all. I don't even know if she saw me. Who knows, perhaps she was a bit spooked by the cops too and perhaps assumed that I might be UC vice.
In any regard, her loss would be the number two's gain. I have some errands to run, (like the laundry and taxes I haven't finished). I'll post about that in part two later.
:P
Enjoyed the TR doc :)
FBR
xdamage
03-21-2007, 07:40 PM
Yea, good report, but vice and cops ruin all the fun.
mr_punk
03-22-2007, 01:32 PM
Hmmmm....that makes a little more sense now. I missed that part about her Howie. But its your money and you're being a little bitch by repeatedly visting her and letting her take advantage of you. She might not be a spring chicken, but she's got your rooster doing some of her bidding....<shrug> it's a common theme and this was long before he got the pussy. but hey, what do you expect? generally, whipped PLs simply don't stand a chance when overwhelmed by a possessive, territorial stripper. in the end, those girls will eat them up alive.
You're right! I imagined the whole thing. I just wish my imagination had allowed me to have sex with that hot waitress instead of a broke ass 40 year old who doesn’t give blow jobs, allows no ass play, has four kids, and two ex-husbands who don’t pay child support.no BJ or ass play?! let's see, she's calling you into the club. she's has 4 kids, no child support and is way past her stripper expiration date. shit, for starters, she should be playing the rusty trombone on you.
mr_punk
03-22-2007, 01:41 PM
She starts dancing and its very nice, but about 45 seconds into the song, the waitress comes over and tells her, "Get off and cover up...the cops are here!!" Oh holy shittttttttt!!!!LOL...years ago, i felt the same way when i was sitting in a club and LE busted (weapons drawn) into the place like they were in the tv show SWAT. it wasn't local LE, but the Feds and they were after the club's owner (who, ironically, wasn't even at the club at the time) big time. anyway, the Feds seized the club and shut it down. i found out later (they kicked out the customers) from one of the dancers that the ther dancers were later questioned about the owner's, his whereabouts and some of his associates. afterwards, they let them go.
lunchbox
03-23-2007, 12:27 PM
So buttsecks with a cokewhore for $50? Sounds TGTBT.
Casual Observer
03-23-2007, 05:18 PM
OK, what the fuck is going on here? I had heard there were extras at this club, but I figured there would be hustle involved, and an actual process of me being asked about if I wanted any? Honestly, I wasn't planning on having sex in a strip club. I just figured there would be some fun, high contact dancing going on.
Hehe...welcome to Providence.
That said, that's not a place I'd ever go either, truth be told. You can get the same action in much better environs without the retarded ticket scam.
datchapin
03-23-2007, 06:28 PM
Welcome to Providence, one level below Houston in Strip Club Hell.
Okay, I'm not trying to hijack the thread, but why is Houston the top level of strip club hell? Okay, maybe my POV is different, but I kinda like chilling in some of the Houston strip clubs. What am I missing?
SportsWriter2
03-24-2007, 07:35 AM
... you can find two cows on one stage.
Datchapin, I was picking up on the POV that there's no build-up, no chase. It's all too easy in a "be careful what you wish for because you might just get it" sense.
yoda57us
03-24-2007, 07:47 AM
Okay, I'm not trying to hijack the thread, but why is Houston the top level of strip club hell? Okay, maybe my POV is different, but I kinda like chilling in some of the Houston strip clubs. What am I missing?
Houston and Providence are both known for rampant extras. How can you read this board and NOT know that?
Anyway, I like chillin' in Providence clubs just as you enjoy Houston clubs. Sometimes I take advantage of what's available and sometimes I don't. In any club in any city there are guys who come in looking for everything from conversation to copulation. The later is just easier to find in some places...;)
Howie
03-25-2007, 09:14 PM
Hmmmm....that makes a little more sense now. I missed that part about her Howie. But its your money and you're being a little bitch by repeatedly visting her and letting her take advantage of you. She might not be a spring chicken, but she's got your rooster doing some of her bidding....
If I didn’t have fun while visiting her, I wouldn’t go. I’ll admit that hanging with her is entertaining and a real ego boost. Money is not an issue for me and I don’t mind giving her some of it. I don’t really think she’s taking advantage of me. Sometimes I feel guilty when I’m there and she wants to spend time with me even after I’ve spent my budget and I’ve told her I’m done for the night. I don’t want to keep her from making money off some other PL.
And she’s not a spring chicken, but she has one of the hardest bodies in the club, even for her age. Something to do with her doing personal training on the side.
Oh and Kat, I loved the pic in the CL thread. If you weren’t such a psycho I’d let you manage my investments. Couldn’t do any worst then the idiot that told me last year that sub-prime lenders were a great investment.