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Sitri
09-24-2007, 08:47 PM
It was a dark and stormy night....
Actually, I'm in the process of moving from Nebraska to civilization in Ohio. I've had enough of corn cob U....
So I have two trip reports to post. I was driving back from Ohio and after 10 hours of driving I thought I would stop in at the Lumberyard in Des Moines. After driving back and forth for 20 minutes, I finally spotted it. It was a Monday night and about 7:30 so I didn't expect much. The parking lot was about empth but I was tired and had invested a lot of time finding the place so what the hell.. I am going in.
I walked in and no one was in the cashier's booth so I figured it must be free admission on Mondays. I quickly entered the dark expanse. This place is so dark I thought it was a cave tour. In the distance I could discern a female figure moving, but I swear they were pulling rubber dolls across the floor. Believe it.... the brightest thing that had a spot light on it was a soda fountain.. probably from Taco Bell. If this is the best thing to light up, I am outa here.
A bouncer walked up to me and said I had to go out and pay admission. I went out and the cashier was indescribably ugly with size 46 DDDD tits. She asked me for $10 and I kept on walking.. bye bye Des Moines.
The trip back was immensely better. I stopped off in Ottawa, Ill. I checked out the reviews on the Silver Slipper and thought I would give it a visit. It is right off of I80 and a nice well lit place. Admission is $6 -- and if you have a uniion card or CDL, you get a $2 discount. This is too cool.
Based on the FBRs reviews or Jay Zeno's on the Pink side, I avoided the bouncers and did not ask them for a dance. They have a big stage with 20 ft high poles. Most girls may not be 10's, but they have great attitudes and great pole work. Bear in mind, these girls have to handle truck drivers all night and the skinny ones we have at Mons in Tampa would probably get broken by these customers.
The best girl there was Phoenix who searched me out and we had a great time. No grinding or customer touching, but they are not bashful about showing the clam. Good conversation and alcohol is served generously. I highly recommend it.
I could turn this into a much better story, but it's been a long day and I have writers block.. I have to go take my geritol.
Casual Observer
09-25-2007, 07:20 PM
Yeah, Kat sounds like she'd be a fun SC partner-in-perving...
<S> Kat
doc-catfish
09-26-2007, 08:57 AM
I'd be scared to go SC'ing with Kat for fear the dancers would think she dragged some bitchy male friend of hers in to scowl at them.
SportsWriter2
09-26-2007, 03:41 PM
I'd be scared to go SC'ing with Kat for fear the dancers would think she dragged some bitchy male friend of hers in to scowl at them.
Kat would absolutely transform you. As we say in Ren City, you'd be cute walking in the door. :D
Lapaholic
09-26-2007, 05:37 PM
I'd be scared to go SC'ing with Kat for fear the dancers would think she dragged some bitchy male friend of hers in to scowl at them.
Maybe - sounds like we would be left at the table playing with our straw while she was in the VIP getting extras - j/k ....
Howie
09-27-2007, 07:41 PM
I just don’t have the time to write a novella like Genwar, so I’ll make this brief.
My stripper called me and like a fool I answered. Said she heard I’d been coming in the club again from her friend. Wanted to know if I’d come see her tonight. I wasn’t going to until she told me she was laying naked on her bed warming herself up in case I decided to come in.
My resolve weaken so I decided WTF. Made the 45 minute drive and she was waiting inside the front door when I walked in. Off to VIP.
Long story short, as soon as we were in VIP by ourselves, she had Mr. Happy out and after allowing me to slip on a cover, went to town. Made a date for this weekend after she gets off work so she can do me right. So she says. I’ll stand her up. Don’t want lead her on. I know, I’m an idiot.
lestat1
09-27-2007, 07:52 PM
A Disappointing Time With My ATF
Bankroll: $400 + $50 singles
I went to the ghetto club to see my ATF, whom I haven't visited since late August and haven't heard from since then either. I was surprised she hadn't called, but at least that drama is over with. She was on stage when I got there and was quite friendly with me. I was settling in for a nice evening. There was a good selection of dancers that followed my ATF's exit, although including a few who were rather large. In fact, one was the largest dancer I've ever seen, but she partly made up for it with charisma. And big boobies.
After a while I was in a little bit of a funk. Normally my visits tend to coincide with times I'm really craving some female affection, but usually my down mood is lifted upon entering the club, and I'm usually left soaring for a day or two after my visit. Anyway, I was feeling in a funk because this was the mileage club, and tonight the stage shows and lap dances were extremely tame. On top of which, I seemed to be being outspent by an older gentlemen who had 1-3 dancers with him at all times. Plus it was freezing in there.
I did, however, manage to time my bathroom visit at what must have been the end of the rotation, when the ROB I hate was going on stage. Dodged that bullet, and a good time to grab my ATF for a private. I returned and asked her for a dance just as she was sitting down to lounge next to a dancer sitting next to older gentlemen. In hindsight, I should've added "when you're available" to the end of my dance request. Oh well, I always think of these subtlties afterwards.
So I grab a half-hour VIP and it ends up being fine. But just...'fine.' Her VIPs had been declining a tiny bit each time, but this one dropped off. It was average. I tipped above and beyond upfront. She seemed distant and a little cold, and was largely just going through the motions. It lacked all the sensual moves, affection, and hotness that ordinarily make her dances superb. It was more of a standard sit and grind. In the past the resulting mess was something she'd joke and giggle about, but tonight was a disgusted comment. Oh, and we didn't spend the full half hour in there. Afterwards she used to sit and cuddle and chat until time ran out, but tonight it was only a few minutes. I can't tell if she thinks she's got me as a safe once-a-monther and doesn't need to try, if I did something wrong in my efforts to end her stripper shit over the summer, or if one or both of us was just in a sour mood (although she was very happy and lively on the floor).
On the way out she gave me a little SS about how I need to call her, because she doesn't normally call guys, she's used to being pursued, and she already tried calling me. I just smiled politely and said "uh huh."
All in all a disappointing performance, and I left the club feeling worse than when I entered it.
Money spent: $260 + $30 in singles.
Howie
09-27-2007, 08:06 PM
A Disappointing Time With My ATF
On top of which, I seemed to be being outspent by an older gentlemen who had 1-3 dancers with him at all times.
Was it a New York FBR?
lestat1
09-27-2007, 08:35 PM
^^^ LOL He was more of a BR than a FBR.
Svelt
09-28-2007, 10:56 AM
All in all a disappointing performance, and I left the club feeling worse than when I entered it.
Heh, this is the exact reason I end up taking several month breaks.
Oh and the huge tell here is you went in with your bankroll and left with a significant portion. Bad stripper, no cookie
Casual Observer
10-01-2007, 05:52 AM
All in all a disappointing performance, and I left the club feeling worse than when I entered it
This is increasingly the attitude with which I leave SCs for the better part of the last 18 months. Couple good trips in the last month where there was no future follow-through because the dancer dropped the ball completely.
It's getting to be an epidemic. I need to go to Vegas for a couple days to revive my faith in SCs.
Svelt
10-01-2007, 04:16 PM
Hmmm, so after way to much RL drama I set off to visit the SC. Since we are juice bars here, I self medicate, Pinot Grigio to the rescue. Anyhow I wait in line to get in, line??? wtf? guys trying to figure out if it was worth it to pay the cover... whatever, I wait patiently, offer my money on my turn, and the host pushes my money back and sends me in. Now that was nice, I head to the manager station for ones, W greets me with a smile, some chit chat and I am off to my dark corner. :)
A string of friends hit the stage so I am hooting and hollaring trying to get in the mood and just kinda being a dork. :) Making patterns with ones on the stage trying to figure out who is here and my game plan. After talking to peeps I learn M is outta town, K is MIA , T is churning guys thru VIP and the fav is not in. Several girls have dropped by, caught me up on their lives, and I have done likewise. I decide I should try V, been curious about her and its prolly time, she dropped by right when I came in, but now is gone. :( So C walks by, I flag her down, we head off to VIP. First thing out of her mouth is the upsell, x or y, y is more intimate flashing and touching. Bah, I now know its just one dance, and its x. DJ announces a 2 for 1 as we wait for the song to start. She finishes one song and then asks if I want another... I am done with this girl, upsell and not following the house specials, I am out.
Back to my corner, L drops by and we get into a really good discusion, and here comes T spoiling for trouble, L gets tense and T grabs my tip stack from infront of me. L bails instantly, T is pretty fierce when she gets going, most of the girls are scared of her. T throws my tip stack in my face, T tends to be really possesive and jealous, I laugh. She says "I bet you can find some girls to spend that on". We verbally spar for a bit, and then she is gone.
I gather up my singles, and go back to making patterns on the stage, but I am just not feeling it. I eventually wander out, laughing about T's bizarreness and wondering wtf?
The SC of late is becoming a hotbed of Drama, and the alternate SC, R's is even worse. Begining to wonder if I need a different distraction. Perhaps that new motorcycle....
Katrine
10-01-2007, 08:46 PM
Last Saturday night at the Yellow Teeth Hose, aka Yellow Rose.
Got some lapdances, tipped some girls onstage. Took a pinkie home and made out with her. That is all.:-X
Long-n-leggy
10-01-2007, 10:43 PM
Tuesday night I found myself in Cedar Rapids, IA, and just needed to kill some time and since sitting at the Motel 6 watching HBO is sort of lame, I
But I was just in town for the night and needed some time to blow. ..... More money for the Perkins within walking distance of my motel room I guess.
:yummy:
Well you could've walked to the Ranch and THEN to Perkins, and I might've even joined you. }:D
mr_punk
10-02-2007, 04:50 PM
So I grab a half-hour VIP and it ends up being fine. But just...'fine.' Her VIPs had been declining a tiny bit each time, but this one dropped off. It was average. I tipped above and beyond upfront. She seemed distant and a little cold, and was largely just going through the motions. It lacked all the sensual moves, affection, and hotness that ordinarily make her dances superb.out of curiosity, who initiated the action? you or her?
Howie
10-03-2007, 10:15 AM
Last Saturday night at the Yellow Teeth Hose, aka Yellow Rose.
Got some lapdances, tipped some girls onstage. Took a pinkie home and made out with her. That is all.:-X
Care to give us a name?
Katrine
10-03-2007, 11:44 AM
Care to give us a name?
The answer is out there, you just have to find it, grasshopper.
Lapaholic
10-03-2007, 12:42 PM
The answer is out there, you just have to find it, grasshopper.
Katrine... a riddle wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in booty shorts ... lol ... Is the answer on SW by chance? I luv a good puzzle...
BalletBaby
10-03-2007, 11:52 PM
Care to give us a name?
The answer is out there, you just have to find it, grasshopper.
I think I know whooooooooooo....
lestat1
10-04-2007, 05:17 AM
out of curiosity, who initiated the action? you or her?
I asked for the dance.
mr_punk
10-04-2007, 05:30 AM
I asked for the dance.no, i meant the action during the LD.
lestat1
10-04-2007, 04:36 PM
no, i meant the action during the LD.
She did, but this time she initiated much less than normal. It's two way contact which she initiated, but she kept her clothes on (slipped things aside for nudity's sake), just sat and grinded, and the dance lacked all of the little things that make the difference: ear nibbling, neck kisses, full body grinding, affection, etc. It was bland.
lizlizliz
10-07-2007, 01:43 PM
Katrine... a riddle wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in booty shorts ... lol ... Is the answer on SW by chance? I luv a good puzzle...
I'll bite...
It was I, and it was AWESOME.
MoreThenAJohn
10-08-2007, 12:58 PM
I asked for the dance.
Hey lestat I could be way off base, but I am confused why you never called her and gave it a shot, were you really worried it was a hustle and that you would not be able to enjoy/get the same level of service in the VIP's you have been experiencing? Seems like a gamble worth taking to me.
Howie
10-08-2007, 01:06 PM
I'll bite...
It was I, and it was AWESOME.
Thank god you fessed up, I was losing sleep wondering who it might be.
Bob_Loblaw
10-08-2007, 01:38 PM
This is increasingly the attitude with which I leave SCs for the better part of the last 18 months. Couple good trips in the last month where there was no future follow-through because the dancer dropped the ball completely.
It's getting to be an epidemic. I need to go to Vegas for a couple days to revive my faith in SCs.
Strip clubbing is like golf. You take shot after shot, disappointed or even disgusted with the results. It drives you mad and you swear off the game forever... until you hit that one glorious shot that ends inches from the pin and leads you to exclaim it's the greatest game in the world.
lestat1
10-08-2007, 08:30 PM
Hey lestat I could be way off base, but I am confused why you never called her and gave it a shot, were you really worried it was a hustle and that you would not be able to enjoy/get the same level of service in the VIP's you have been experiencing? Seems like a gamble worth taking to me.
We chatted several times on the phone. Each time she made vague plans on which she never followed through. In short, her actions never lived up to her words, and I trust the actions. It took me a couple of months to get there though, because that's my personality. I'm not a bridge-burner, and I don't bail on things until I'm damn certain.
MoreThenAJohn
10-09-2007, 06:01 AM
We chatted several times on the phone. Each time she made vague plans on which she never followed through. In short, her actions never lived up to her words, and I trust the actions. It took me a couple of months to get there though, because that's my personality. I'm not a bridge-burner, and I don't bail on things until I'm damn certain.
Oh o.k., my bad - pretty weird that the quality went down so far with her, her loss I guess.
I'll bite...
It was I, and it was AWESOME.
Wow. Are you serious? Kat is a customer now. It's a pinkie rule that customers are disgusting. How are you going to rationalize that?
FBR
Katrine
10-09-2007, 10:15 PM
Wow. Are you serious? Kat is a customer now. It's a pinkie rule that customers are disgusting. How are you going to rationalize that?
FBR
Because I also have these......
^^ They are nice boobs. But I don't get the hall pass. You picked up a stripper and took her home. If I would be so fortunate I would be a douche. Just sayin.
FBR
lizlizliz
10-10-2007, 12:12 AM
^^ They are nice boobs. But I don't get the hall pass. You picked up a stripper and took her home. If I would be so fortunate I would be a douche. Just sayin.
FBR
Yeah, but the stripper is the one who orchestrated her being there in the first place. Sorry, but I've been whacking it to Kat since the day I signed up to stripperweb.
Svelt
10-10-2007, 08:49 AM
^^ They are nice boobs. But I don't get the hall pass. You picked up a stripper and took her home. If I would be so fortunate I would be a douche. Just sayin.
FBR
FBR I agree, we get jumped on for making those types of statements, our own double standard, but I think the pinkies have always been okay with it if the dancer initiates the otc.
Katrine
10-10-2007, 10:29 AM
Ummm, I don't think anyone is a douche from picking up a stripper from an SC. The stripper is her own sovereign being and can make her own decisions. I've hung out with guys I've met at the SC many times, and not necessarily for sexual activity either.
Its not apples:apples. The douches are the ones walking up to every girl asking her to come back to his hotel room and blow him for $50. Do you see how that's different FBR?
I've never thought poorly about your relationship with Miss D. And if you're talking about pinky opinion about OTC in general, I can't vouch for every vagina on the pink side, sorry. Someday though............ ;)
saphire123456
10-10-2007, 03:27 PM
oooh katrine, i love your avatar!!!
Casual Observer
10-11-2007, 06:20 PM
Its not apples:apples. The douches are the ones walking up to every girl asking her to come back to his hotel room and blow him for $50. Do you see how that's different FBR?
Have to agree with Kat here; the difference is pretty clear. I don't see how taking up a dancer's OTC offer makes me a douche.
yoda57us
10-11-2007, 06:58 PM
Sorry, but I've been whacking it to Kat since the day I signed up to stripperweb.
Well, that makes two of us...8)
Chili Palmer
10-12-2007, 06:32 PM
The drive to the club is pathetic. Fucking Diamondbacks are in the playoffs, and every asshole is trying to drive west to the stadium. A 30 minute drive turns into almost 60.
Less than one minute after I sit down, Busty Brunette A comes over, smiling. We'd kept trying to get together on my last trip a few days earlier, but when she was free I was in VIP and vice versa. I finally had to bail while she was in the back eating her dinner. Not this time; we immediately head off to VIP. Luck continues to be on my side as the best seat in VIP is available. Two other dancers are in VIP at the moment: SuperMILF, one of my current faves, and Spectacular Brunette, whom I have not seen before. This is gonna be an expensive night.
The VIP laps start up, and BBA is in great form. In the past, she's been a very good grind and allowed complete access to her soft 650cc twins, but no feeding. This time, she puts a boob right by my mouth and I open up and welcome it home. "No marks, okay?" she asks. "No problem. I'll be very gentle." I am a man of my word, and she switches back and forth while doing nice SSTP, too. A good beginning, we're only in Song 1.
Halfway through Song 2, she asks, "What do you like to do the most in a strip club?" I hem and haw a bit, as this is Phoenix, not LA, but finally tell her, "I love to feed on you while you stroke me." I get her response a couple seconds later: ziiiiiiiiiiiip, goes the front of my pants and my friend comes out play. "Like this?" she asks, but I have a hard time answering as my mouth is full of boob. On Song 5, she asks, "Would you like to shoot?" and I tell her not yet, I've got a number of other girls to see tonight. "Ooh, aren't you a dirty boy?" The song finishes, I zip up and promise her round 2 later on after I finish my visits with the other dancers.
I find a table in the club, and see Spectacular Brunette on some dork's lap. She gets up after a song, and he follows her to a location on the other side of the club. Never see her again that night. <sigh> Why do we always want the ones who got away? SuperMILF approaches: smiles, kiss, hug. Off to VIP. The usual suspects with her: light GFE kissing, plenty of feeding a little fingering and some stick shifting. Always fun. We do our five songs, and she tells me, "Oh (my current fave) dancer is here, but she's with another customer. I'll let her know you're here, though. (You guys with all the drama and the dancer monogamy, I just don't understand. It' so much better this way. But, whatever.)
Get back to my table, and see Curvy Black Dancer onstage. I go up to tip her and ask her for a few dances. Big smile from her. I return to my table and a customer screams at me. Turns out this custy is a female, and a dancer from another club who is just visiting this one to see some friends (and drink). She comes out, plants a big one on me, and tells me, "I love your penis" as she grabs me though my pants. Did I forget to mention we've seen each other, uh, socially? Turns out Curvy Black Dancer and she are friends, and my OTC gal tells her, "Make sure you take care of him back there" as they both grab my package. Life is pretty darn good right about now. CBD does her thing in VIP. Nice, but she's third out of three so far.
Current fave and I are finally in sync. She comes over, sits on my lap and we chat. CF also has the largest implants I've seen since I moved to Phoenix two years ago, has a boob fetish maybe equal to mine and is actually...wait for it...a joy to talk to. It's very rare for me to talk to dancers, even ones I lap with consistently, for more than a few minutes. It's not my thing; I'm there for the laps. With this one, we can (and have) talked for hours. I feel bad about fucko-ing her, because I like all my faves to make money, and make it clear to them that I don't need babysitting before or after our laps to keep the money rolling in. But we simply like each other's company, odd as that sounds coming from me.
In VIP, we tend to get a little crazy. I was concerned when we first started lapping that I would hurt her boobs. She, on the other hand, would have none of it. We'll do 10 song sessions (about 30 minutes), and she just tries to smother me with her boobs. Suck 'em, bite 'em as hard as I want, and, of course, squeeze them like I was trying to make about 5 gallons of lemonade. She'll actually suffocate me for a bit, I get so involved. (She told me last night that the very next guy she lapped after me told her he couldn't breathe and was a little concerned, so she realized she'd have to dial it back for her other custys.) Me? I fucking love it, and each session has been a little crazier than the last. If I'm gonna die in a SC, I can't think of a better way to go than buried under a pair of boobs that I can't put both my hands around and make them touch. Christ, I'm getting another hard on just thinking about it.
A couple more girls catch my eye, laps are nothing to write home about. BBA comes by and I tell her I'm ready for round two. But wait, she's made some pie, would I like some. Yes, it's actually my favorite pie. She goes in the back, cuts me off a sliver and feeds it to me. Delicious. "I love how your pie tastes," I tell her. Off to VIP. Down goes the zipper. I place my hand on her ass under bikini bottoms. "Feel free to put those anywhere," she tells me. I understand. She starts stroking, I move around and start on her. So wet. Find her clit, play with her more, until she apparently cums. Pushing her panties to the side, she rides me, bareback slip'n'slide mode, up and down, back and forth. We do this until she gets a little raw, so after four songs, we stop, mission not quite accomplished. But it's all good; future visits should be very interesting.
One more set, this time from Gorgeous Tan Brunette sporting a pair of 850cc's herself. She's fairly tame, though she knows some great power gymnastic moves while in a lap, so I still like to dance with her. No feeding on the menu, nor stickshifting, but she really rocks the sensual lap and is one of the prettiest dancers in town, so I don't mind spending the money on her. Past 11, time to go home. Lather, rinse, repeat.
CP
SeppeSai
10-12-2007, 10:19 PM
"I love how your pie tastes," I tell her.
Absolutely priceless.
Casual Observer
10-13-2007, 04:47 AM
Good to see you back on the site, CP.
<S> CP
The drive to the club is pathetic. Fucking Diamondbacks are in the playoffs, and every asshole is trying to drive west to the stadium. A 30 minute drive turns into almost 60.
CP
Well the D'Backs won't be in the playoffs much longer after last night....
Thanks CP for another mind blowing TR. I agree the drive to this club is a chore, but it is SOOOOOO worth it! ;D
Svelt
10-14-2007, 09:46 PM
Soo the fav and I finally collide...
I wander in as usual, begin winding down, check who's in and what kinda mood the place has going on. Crushing hug from behind, "Hey you" says the fav... I am ear to ear smiles. We chit chat and she heads to do her stage, I am off to get ones because I am woefully short since she is here. She is all eyes and smiles for me from the stage, I splash 80 on stage and she lights up. She runs over after her set, she says "You need more time don't you" I nod and she wanders off.
Time passes I stop thinking about work and can now see boobies... time for VIP. The fav has been after me to sneak up on her, throw her over my shoulder and take her to VIP. She has been very emphatic on surprise. So some SC special event starts on the main stage, I realize I have my window. I wander over behind her, wait for a break in traffic then spin her around and toss her over the shoulder. I am all smiles, "That was easy". She is all squeals and kicks, the bouncers are all making a beeline for me. Bah the first time I have ever seen them pay attention :)
So I am wading thru 20 or so girls, thankfully I am tall enough that the favs legs are above the girls heads when a customer steps right in front of me oblivious, ooppps, he bounces off falling to the ground, I roll my eyes, the fav kicks a girl in the head(doh), and I am thru into VIP. As I set the fav down bouncer pursuit looks up at me and says "Don't ever do that again". I try not to laugh and the fav ignores him, jumps on me and gushes how much fun that was, and that she was totally surprised.
The fav is breathless, she really liked her little trip. She drags me to a booth and proceeds to maul me. She tells the bouncers each time they come around to count songs that we haven't started yet. She calms down after a few songs, and asks if its okay to start now. I just nod and smile. She reminds me to pull her hair, and to slap her ass. She really wants me to like it, but it doesn't work for me. She really gets going when I do, so *yank* ... *smack* ... she says "Harder"... so *SMACK* I think it was way to hard but she lets go like I turned on the nitrous and says "Yesssss". So we go for a few songs, the slaps are really loud, I know I am leaving bruises but she is giving me the dance of a lifetime. So after a bit I cry uncle, and she says "No lets keep going" I say "No, time for a break", she backs off but keeps grabbing and playing. Eventually she bends over a couch and has me give each cheek a real hard final slap.
Back to the main floor... I watch stages for what seems not long at all, and its time for her stage again. I splash another 80, all marked up and happy, she finishes her set. I am dragged off to VIP again and we repeat the process...
Damn, good to see the fav again...
Katrine
10-16-2007, 11:14 PM
Oh god, I went to 2 SC's in a matter of 4 days. The first had midget strippers and an amazon lapdancer with a very long clitoris. The other one was the Rose last night and I honestly can't say I remember much except there were some nice titties in my face.
doc-catfish
10-17-2007, 04:26 PM
Well, I was having a nice little fall hiatus from work. About noon Monday, as I'm on my way up to Iowa to meet the Des Moines mistress some dinglebrain rear ends me in KC. Car is driveable, but it was going to be hard to enjoy a vacation with that on my mind, so I cancel the Des Moines reservations, call up the folks and tell them I'm heading there a couple of days early.
Last night, I thought I'd head to a club in a nearby city as a consolation. I had traveled here last month and met a smoking hot brunette whom I had a couple of dances with, and while the dances were pretty tame by my standards, she was definitely worth a revisit.
I arrive shortly after 8. Its still early so the "DJ" is still a jukebox. About five customers inside. Pretty much all the girls who aren't on stage are at the bar. Small rotation of girls as expected. I see two of the girls that I met the previous visit, including my lady of choice in attendance. I wait until her turn in the rotation, walk up to the stage with a couple GW's to tip her and ask her if she's free for some privates when she's done. She agrees and things are looking up.
Ten minutes later, after finishing and freshening up, she makes her way over. "Hey, I remember you, you're the guy who asked me if I would ". Things are really looking up and we go into the PD room.
So during the first song, largely air (as thats all thats legally permitted here), she asks how she can further enhance her performance. Normally, not a difficult question to answer, but considering the contact rules, I don't know if telling her will do any good. But hey, its worth a shot the worst that can happen is that she can't do it. So I tell her some of the stuff that the queen mistress does at home.
And she gets a look of intrigue on her face, and well, starts to ahem...experiment on me.
"Now If I do something you like, just tell me".
"I like that...."
And that, and that too. My God, these air dances, albeit still pretty tame on the contact scale, weren't so airy anymore. Before I knew it, I had racked up $100 in dances, which is usually unexceptional, but for this particular club was off the charts. After the fifth dance, I could see that she was perspiring a bit. She obviously wasn't used to this, and I told her if she needed a break, we could take one.
She thought that she could use a drink, and her set was coming up soon, and she couldn't skip out, so after the sixth dance, she took me up on the offer of a break. I paid her the $120 I owed her exactly, thinking that she would be returning, and that I could throw on an additional tip for the entire evening's services at the end.
So I watch the other gals at the stage and wait, while she goes and has a drink with some guys whom I assume are some of her regulars...
And I watch her on stage and tip her a few more bucks figuring that she'll be over when she's finished...
But she goes back to her regulars, so I watch the other girls...and I'm running low on ones, so I motion for the waitress...
Then she goes and does a dance, one song, with one of them...
Then she comes back for a song, then does two dances with another...
Meanwhile I watch the other gals...and damnit I'm running out of ones again, (not to mention patience)...so I head over to the waitress and get more singles.
Then she goes outside to have a cigarette...
Then she goes to the dressing room to freshen up...
Then she goes back to her table of regulars, and by this point two of the other dancers have joined the party at fucko central.
And so I continue to watch the other dancers...but I'm running out of ones again, and I'm not going to break a $20 to get more. Her set was coming up but it was getting late, and I was getting irritated, so I made one last trip to the john, put my jacket on and waved to her on the way out
[I]Bye sweetie, I'm leaving. That's another $100 going out the door. Going once, going twice.
She smiled and waved back, almost as if to say oh well. /:O
And I don't get it, because it was going SO well. Did I weird her out? Was she mad because she didn't get tipped extra (which she would have had she come back). Did we have a miscommunication that there was to be more dances? Did she get a little alcohol in her and just forget? Did I just get fuckoed?
This sort of thing used to piss me off. Now I just get bewildered because it means the next dancer will simply get her money. That is assuming that she doesn't take a vacation to flaky central as well.
:loco:
And what astounds me is that as commonplace as this sort of behavior is getting (it seems all of us on SCJ have submitted this sort of TR at least once), the girls on pink continually bitch about there being no money. Well, you wonder why.
Oh well. The dancers who pull these antics are still adults, and I'll be damned if I'm going to beg any of them to take my money. Thats completely contrary to my reason for being there.
What can you do? :shrug:
miabella
10-17-2007, 04:55 PM
your post just goes back to something i posted on pink about working in cash industries and how they aren't actually good forms of work for many (maybe most) people in them.
where i live (seattle), waitstaff routinely refuse to break large bills and will leave customers facing a 20$ tip or a .50 cent tip on a 9$ meal or 2$ vs 20$ on a 40$ meal. it can be baffling. the ultimate example is breaking a 100 for a 20 dollar meal, and you only get 4 20s. yeah, 100 percent tip is totally what the average customer expects to drop on a 20 dollar plate, y'know?
i think a lot of what guys are seeing in the clubs is reflected in cash industries outside of stripping. there's a laziness and genuine lack of interest in the money itself. it can seem baffling that dancers basically turn down polite, spending, respectful customers, but waitstaff do much the same, and cabbies, and so forth. welcome to life in a society that's thoroughly absorbed the entitlement mentality. :-(
and of course the irony in those restaurant examples is that the tip is sometimes 50 or 100 percent (and never under 25 percent) IF I GET MY CHANGE BACK IN PROPER TIPPING FORM. and the lazy waiters complain the most about how customers don't tip properly and such.
i eat out less, and you go to stripclubs less. in fact, i am overdue for visiting the local ones, but maybe later in winter.
Richard_Head
10-17-2007, 07:18 PM
And I don't get it, because it was going SO well. Did I weird her out? Ok, spill it, what's this fetish of yours?
lizlizliz
10-18-2007, 01:35 AM
Oh god, I went to 2 SC's in a matter of 4 days. The first had midget strippers and an amazon lapdancer with a very long clitoris. The other one was the Rose last night and I honestly can't say I remember much except there were some nice titties in my face.
We were only at the Rose for 45 minutes tops. You were drunkypoo when you arrived. They swept us up into VIP, you and NinaDaisy both got a lapdancw from a hot redhead (that wasn't me) and then we left. I wish I had been there for the midget stripper puss in your face tho. Alas, I saw them the day before.
Susan Wayward
10-18-2007, 08:44 PM
I can't believe you guys went to see the midget strippers without me. How were they?
SportsWriter2
10-20-2007, 01:40 PM
I can't believe you guys went to see the midget strippers without me. How were they?
They remind me a lot of regular strippers walking around on their knees, like when they're already on their knees and want to move over to the next guy.
Katrine
10-20-2007, 02:36 PM
I can't believe you guys went to see the midget strippers without me. How were they?
I texted you on that Thursday night. Did you receive it? It was my first trip to XTC. Good times. I had midget stripper pussy in my face, she laid me down on stage and did that stripper pseudo-69 move.