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xdamage
03-07-2008, 11:14 PM
Hmmm.... and I don't feel right if I miss a day, but I digress...
lestat1
03-08-2008, 12:27 AM
Why didn't you jerk off for 5 days? I can seldomly go longer than 5 hours!
But why would you want to? What good does it to do create unecessary stress and tension? Do you believe that Jesus won't give you the ocean-view room in heaven or something? Please, educate me on why regular masterbation should ever cease?
Kat, there are a few reasons. First, not having had an orgasm for 5 days does not mean I haven't jerked off for 5 days. ;) I don't find a five-minute jerk & squirt nearly as satisfying as a long build up before a release. Second, while a daily orgasm is nice, it does not compare to the power, intensity, and pleasure of one's first orgasm in five days (quality over quantity). Third (kind of a continuation of #2), a lap dance is so much more erotic and intense when I'm good and craving a release. To use a simple food analogy, the best cuisine around on a full stomach won't be as satisfying as moderate cuisine when you're starving.
Technically I'm talking about tantric sex here, but that is way too "new agey" for my tastes, but suffice it to say that being darned good and horny can turn a standard tip walk lap dance into heavan on earth, and a real private dance into "HOT DAMN!"
Katrine
03-08-2008, 12:57 AM
Hmmmm, my first and fifth orgasm in a day can be equally good. As can the one the next morning. However, I've periodically given myself time to "re-group". What ends up happening is that I get too horny and end up acting like a slut, boning some guy I barely know or care about. I jerked off immediately before I went out to meet my current boyfriend, to prevent myself from fucking him too soon. Really, I should have been born a very sexy man instead of a very sexy woman. ;)
Oh. when I was dancing, I used to go as long as possible between orgasms so that my custies could feel my sexual energy and unreleased tension. That shit was money right there!
I_luv_dancers!
03-08-2008, 11:06 AM
^^^and you're just approaching your prime??? Ho-ly shit!
Kat, there needs to be more women like you, not less - so perish the thought of being born as a sexy man. Just the idea gives me the cold shivers.
Me - I want to be horny when I go to the club, but not TOO horny. I like the tension to build the entire time in the club, then back to the hotel for the finale, remembering the experience I'd just had. I'm really not up for the "walk of shame".
Katrine
03-08-2008, 11:58 AM
Kat, there needs to be more women like you, not less - so perish the thought of being born as a sexy man. Just the idea gives me the cold shivers.
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Not really a thought to cherish. Amongst this group, its cool. With predominant society, I'm just a slut and a whore, therefore a bad person. Its not always that great to be so overtly sexual.
yoda57us
03-08-2008, 12:17 PM
Not really a thought to cherish. Amongst this group, its cool. With predominant society, I'm just a slut and a whore, therefore a bad person. Its not always that great to be so overtly sexual.
Ah, what does predominant society know? F' em if they can't take a joke!
Probably why I spend most of my time here, on TER, with strippers and with escorts...
Casual Observer
03-08-2008, 12:47 PM
Amongst this group, its cool. With predominant society, I'm just a slut and a whore, therefore a bad person. Its not always that great to be so overtly sexual.Indeed. I've been told in ostensibly polite and cultured company that I must not love my girlfriend because we have a non-monogamous relationship, that I'm just a philandering womanizer and misogynist and that I'm physically abusive with women.
Sometimes, polite people are simply not worth the effort.
Katrine
03-08-2008, 01:05 PM
Ah, what does predominant society know? F' em if they can't take a joke!
Probably why I spend most of my time here, on TER, with strippers and with escorts...
Not really yoda. We are business owners, we have to socialize with "polite" people. When they vocalize such judgements, we have to sit back and nod politely.
For example, and I think I've shared this, but I will share again. An older gentleman friend I know through business networking, told me that my boyfriend wouldn't be able to take care of me because he doesn't have a traditional job, like a doctor, lawyer, or CPA. He owns several businesses and properties, and does just fine.
Little does this person know about the real Kat, and some of my personal business ventures this past decade. Hence, I kept my mouth shut and smiled, but I really don't want to hang out with this group of people again.
That same night, my business friend was telling this old shrew, at the table, that I was a dance instructor and a wonderful dancer. This is true, he was discussing latin dancing, which I've taught and he has seen. The drunk bitch looks over at me and say, why don't you go dance on top of that table to us" and points over to a rickety old chair in the corner. Fucking judgemental ugly old unhappily aging bitch.
Bring me more real people like yoda and Casual Orgasmaserver!
I_luv_dancers!
03-08-2008, 03:56 PM
Not really a thought to cherish. Amongst this group, its cool. With predominant society, I'm just a slut and a whore, therefore a bad person. Its not always that great to be so overtly sexual.
I feel a rant coming on......
My thoughts on predominant society >:( these days are filled with contempt and disgust. I see so much hypocrisy, hate and intolerance it makes me want to puke. You are perceived as a true threat to a lot of women when you ought to be admired.
I also know that some of the people I normally associate with would be intolerant around a woman like you - probably behind your back. I really enjoy the times when I can call these folks out on their duplicity. I am dying to initiate a convo with them about how they like to fuck - to open their tight asses up.
I cringe every time I hear a woman exclaim another as a slut and whore. To me, it's the cry of a jealous and insecure person. And then they think that we men will agree and look upon the victim of their taunts with disgust, when all it does is pique our interest and make us curious. Women should really, really rethink calling each other slut and whore. Rather, more of them should start acting like those dreaded sluts and whores around their lovers!
I'm so fucking sick of this country's sexual repression I could scream. The porn industry makes billions, strip clubs abound, a President gets a hummer in the White House - and then it's front-page news for months (hello folks, powerful executives get blow jobs in their offices!!!), televangelists get caught with prostitutes or commit acts of financial fraud and theft amounting to millions and millions of dollars, yet Katrine is known as a slut and a bad person, not as a success, a smart financial advisor, great dancer and very cool person to hang out with (I imagine) in "polite" society.
The county I live it just stopped a sex-ed class on condom use taught at the school where the "problem" kids are sent. BTW, this school's teen pregnancy rate is 12%. HELLO FOLKS, THEY'RE FUCKING ALREADY - THE GENIE IS OUT OF THE BOTTLE AND HE AIN'T GOING BACK IN!! TEACHING 'ABSTINENCE' DOESN'T WORK!! This situation is one of the "benefits" of having a VERY vocal "Christian" minority pushing their twisted and ignorant view of humanity and sexuality in our county, reveling in the righteousness of their Jesus cult.
Why oh why don't us good Americans understand that the urge to fuck (meaning enjoy sexual stimulation) is natural. It's a bodily function and a human need. Repressing our sexuality is unhealthy and stupid. Let's show these kids how to prevent the undesired consequences and get them started on the right track to enjoying their humanity.
Yeah, I see your point Kat, but that shit ain't right.
doc-catfish
03-08-2008, 04:06 PM
Only on SCJ, would the TR thread get jacked (pun!) for a discussion on masturbation habits.
:rotfl:
Dude, you're only 4 years older than I am, WTF? Maybe you need to step up your porn game?
I think its been a combination of a shitty winter and stress from work. For whatever reason, work nights seem to cut my libido to near zilch. Either that, or the supermarket deli is putting saltpeter in their turkey.
But FWIW, I did fall off the wagon this morning. What can I say, I was cold and the furnace wasn't up to full speed yet. My thanks to some nameless import car model with killer legs.
:D
Jenny
03-08-2008, 04:08 PM
I'm actually a little confused. I'm sure Kat has better judgment than to be "overtly sexual" with her colleagues and professional acquaintance, and I'm sure that her colleagues and professional acquaintance have a great deal of respect for her. I mean none of my non-dancing professional or pseudo-professional acquaintance judge me on my sex life because... they have no reason to know about it. I think Kat is talking in a very general sense about "good women" and "bad women" - not an issue, incidentally, limited to sexual appetite or availability.
Katrine
03-08-2008, 09:28 PM
What can I say, I was cold and the furnace wasn't up to full speed yet. My thanks to some nameless import car model with killer legs.
:D
You jizzed thinking about cars? That's ok, I think of way grosser things to get my "motor" revved. Whatever works for you.
And I_Luvs_Dancers.....can I say that your post brought a tear to my mildly buzzed eye? Right on...you are so awesome, thank you for the post. I really needed to hear it, esp. after what's happening with someone close to me. Big hugs and tugs to you!
lestat1
03-09-2008, 02:40 AM
Hmmmm, my first and fifth orgasm in a day can be equally good.
I'm jealous! ;D
I_luv_dancers!
03-09-2008, 09:57 AM
You jizzed thinking about cars? That's ok, I think of way grosser things to get my "motor" revved. Whatever works for you.
And I_Luvs_Dancers.....can I say that your post brought a tear to my mildly buzzed eye? Right on...you are so awesome, thank you for the post. I really needed to hear it, esp. after what's happening with someone close to me. Big hugs and tugs to you!
Kat - with that comment, I am now your bitch forever. May I quote you in my sig?
Only on SCJ, would the TR thread get jacked (pun!) for a discussion on masturbation habits.
:rotfl:
Well, we are off topic. Jay and I really should do something about it ;)
FBR
yoda57us
03-09-2008, 02:45 PM
Not really yoda. We are business owners, we have to socialize with "polite" people. When they vocalize such judgements, we have to sit back and nod politely.
Sad but true Kat. I'm so used to posting whateverthefuckiwant here and on other adult oriented boards that I sometimes have to stop myself short in "polite" company when the topic turns to judgmental BS about a world that most of our contemporaries have no real first-hand knowledge of.
doc-catfish
03-09-2008, 03:38 PM
You jizzed thinking about cars?
Oh no, it was about the gal, not the car. They could have propped her up against the background of a porta-potty or one of those Easter Island statues and all would have been well.
What can I say, there's some good non-porn wanking material out there.
yoda57us
03-09-2008, 04:12 PM
Oh no, it was about the gal, not the car. They could have propped her up against the background of a porta-potty or one of those Easter Island statues and all would have been well.
What can I say, there's some good non-porn wanking material out there.
My first wanking motivation was the Sears lingerie catalog back in the early seventies (does anyone remember full-cut bottoms???)...followed by scrambled Playboy and Spice channel soft core....Now I've graduated to internet gonzo porn and one of my favorite escort ladies when she is on her web cam...
Of course, once Kat starts posting links to her naughty nighty purchases all I really need is my imagination!}:D
The big question here is with lotion or without?
Katrine
03-09-2008, 08:41 PM
Kat - with that comment, I am now your bitch forever. May I quote you in my sig?
Yes!!!
Katrine
03-09-2008, 08:44 PM
The big question her is with lotion or without?
I find that uncircumsized cocks do not require lotion.
And Jenny, I'm a pretty raunchy person. I like to talk about sexy and dirty things all the time. It actually takes a concerted effort for me to be proper and polite in a professional setting. I was born to work in a strip club, lol! Again, its not really difficult to maintain some modecum of modesty when in a professional setting, but I really have to hold back.
Jay Zeno
03-10-2008, 09:03 AM
I agree that the sexual repression in this country and, in fact, much of the world doesn't make a lot of sense. For goodness sake, sex is one of those things we have to do and that feels good to do. Ingestion, excretion, copulation. As long as adults consent and are nonmalicious, let 'em do what they want and stop applying your own rituals and restrictions to it.
SPLUT
03-10-2008, 10:44 AM
Trip report Saturday 3/8/08
I hooked up with some friends on Saturday afternoon and we tried to drink a bar dry. After hanging out for a few hours a couple of guys said they wanted to go to this club where they have been hanging out recently. It’s a panties and pasties bar, where they have to keep the whole areola covered and had to ensure that the “anus” could not be viewed. They claimed to be Friends Of the Club and would hook us up with free or cheap drinks, so we decided to venture out. Besides the FOtC and me we had two other travelers –“Mr. I don’t go to strip clubs” who kept himself glued to the bar looking straight ahead so that he couldn’t be accused of watching dancers for free, and Retard boy. I swear this guy’s emotional age was ten.
We were all hanging out at one end of the bar in the back of the club. The FOtC and Mr. IDGTSC were just drinking and getting loud and not tipping dancers. I and Retard Boy were watching the dancers, but I was the only one tipping. Now this bar is famous for having fat, ugly women working there because of the P&P rules. Its reputation is not far off as when we walked in there was a pregnant stripper on stage. Luckily she was the last day shift dancer. The DJ then called all the night girls to the stages to kick off the shift. Most of the girls piled onto the side stages and crowded together like a bunch of barnacles but there was one girl who got up on center stage and danced for the opening song, a petite brunette with great legs and ass. She was wearing panties and pasties with cherries on them. I made a mental note that she might be something to check out later.
Being a SCJ I just couldn’t watch the show without tipping, so I was tipping each dancer a buck for the show. Yeah, I know a dollar isn’t much but then neither were these dancers. For a couple of them I almost turned around when I got to the stage because the dancer came into better focus and I could understand why nobody was sitting at the tip rail. This is where Retard Boy started to shine. First he was acting like a ten year old. The idea of tipping just boggled him. He kept coming up with things like “Let’s get $20 in singles and go tip the dancer” “let’s go tip her 10 bucks each and freak her out”. I kept telling him he should just go tip a buck, they’ll appreciate it if you’re not an ass, but he just kept making excuse on why he would tip. He then started to tell me that anyone of the dancers will go home with me for the price of 1 dance. When he started to tell me that he would never take one home because they all have pimps and he wanted a “clean girl”. I almost pulled back and cold cocked him. I was done with this jerk. I told him he should tip a dance if he watches her show and if he didn’t he was just a cheap MF’r.
About this time I saw the dancer with the cherry panties on stage so I took leave of the bar and went the one place where Retard Boy wouldn’t follow – the tip rail. Her name was Bailey and she was beautiful…I mean stunning. She had a great body and even through the G- string and panties you could tell she had one of those killer asses that just stops your heart for a couple of beats. I had to check myself to ensure that I wasn’t drooling. She had a high energy show; her pole work was great as was her floor work. She was top dancer there that night. I tipped her a buck during her second song got some special attention as I was the only guy at the tip rail, then I tipped her a fiver during her third song. I got up and went back to my friends before her set was over. She made a beeline for me when her set was over, but it was a hard hustle with all my friends there and I still wasn’t sure I wanted a dance because of the panties and pasties. We made small talk for a minute or so, then she said she had to check on something and would be right back, but she actually moved over to table with some dude wearing shorts (in 20 degree F weather?) who was by him self. I wasn’t mad because- 1. I didn’t show much interest in her at that point and 2 I like knowing I have a hustler and she was the only one in the club trying for dances.
She sat with shorts dude for three songs, and during that time one of the FOtC and Mr. IDGTSC started talking shit to each other and we had to separate them. WTF? Who gets in fist fights with their friends in strip cubs? About this time the club opens up the side stage and Bailey has to take the first shift there. My idiot friends start up again so I grabbed my beer and went to her side stage. I tipped a buck and told her that my friends were being jerks and I needed her to save me. She said she would be right over as soon as her set ended. I went back to my friends and they started up again. We finally made one of them leave and had to physically hold back the other or he was going to chase him into parking lot. I thin k because of the drama she went back to shorts guys. She gave me a quick eye check to see if I was still there during the second song and finally parted ways with him during the fourth song and sat with me. We started talking a bit about local clubs and such. I took her to the private dance area and we talked some more while waiting for the next song to start. She’s worked at a few clubs in the Detroit and I pretty much agreed with her assessment of each club brought up. She said that the best thing about wearing pasties is that “the guys can’t lick or suck on her nipples”. She let it be known that she wasn’t an extras girl, but she wasn’t a total angel either. Our first dance was a little awkward as we did this new dancer / customer thing both trying to find our comfort levels. When it became apparent that the kitty wasn’t coming out I just sat back and relaxed a bit. Bailey then started to hit her stride and gave me the best hands off dance I have ever had. Again this woman was beautiful with a killer ass that she knew how to grind with. I wouldn’t go back because she is the only good thing about that place, but if she ever danced in a real strip club I would be there in a second.
Now I don’t real consider this a SC trip because I did not plan it out nor did I bring anywhere near the money I normally would. I would call it an exhibition trip. That’s right I’m in spring training knocking the rust off my game. I’ll have a better trip report in a few weeks – more tits – less assholes.
I_luv_dancers!
03-10-2008, 03:53 PM
Nice TR, SPLUT. Thanks.
crizgolfer
03-10-2008, 08:55 PM
This past friday night I find myself in the great Pacific Northwest. I feel a bit restless after a business dinner and decide to make the 30 minute trip to the nearest SC (figure I am due for writing a club review). I arrive and the club is quite busy. $10 cover and a one drink minimum.
A waitress shows me to a booth seat and takes my order for a $5 orange juice. I get about two sips down and a dancer plants herself next to me. She is decent looking and very talkative. She gives me the lowdown on the club layout and services offered. City ordinance requires 6 feet between the dancer and customers when she is on stage. Goofy rule if you ask me. I see guys balling up dollar bills and tossing them to the stage. Kind of crude, but none of them were throwing them at her, so it wasn't rude. I guess it is the culture in there.
After a song I decide to buy a couple dances in the booth. She is good and trying for the upsell. She is not too pushy, but really trying to be enticing. It works, I figure let's go for a 3 for $100 in the VIP section.
The VIP section is pretty open and can be seen from the rest of the club, but there are chairs with very high backs and sides. Pretty decent privacy. She goes to work. Does a pretty nice job actually. She is giving nice light french kisses, and nibbles on my neck. She pops her top off and slowly moves her breasts toward my face. They were right there in front of me, so I figured, what the hell, and took a few little nibbles. She slowly moves them away, and then slowly moves them back to me. Tease...tease...tease...I love it so much.
She slides her body down mine in the conventional stipper manner that in my mind has the same amont of creativity as the missionary position. She is now kneeling in front of me and begins nibbling on my good friend (fondly known as "Goliath") through my pants. Now, it is getting a bit interesting.
The 3 song set ends and she gives me that little smile and says, "we are good together." I give her a wink and a smile and reply, "yep, just like Ozzie and Harriet." She looks at me kind of odd (probably because she has no clue as to who Ozzie and Harriet are). I tip her, get the obligatory hug and move back out to the main room.
I came in a little light on cash and this place was interesting, so I decided I wanted to sample a couple more dancers (and write a decent review). I go to the cash booth to get another $400. They will give out chips, no cash. I figure no big deal as I plan on spending it all anyway. The thing I did not count on was him giving me all $400 in $5 poker chips. I miscalculated on this angle a bit. My eyes are a little large as he counts them out a like a Vegas dealer and lays them on the counter.
Now, I step away from the cash booth having loaded my coat pockets with 80 poker chips. My coat is weighed down pretty good, but I look on the bright side. At least this club is not in the West Bank. If it were I am certain the IDF would shoot me for suspicion of being a suicide bomber. I head back toward my booth to find some other dude sitting there and my $5 (plus tip) Orange Juice gone. Oh well, I need to find a place to sit as the weight of the chips are causing my calves to start cramping with fatigue (OK, I am embellishing just a bit here).
I find a seat in the back of the room near the infamous "cash" booth where they do not give out "cash." Now, this is a juice bar and I am sitting alone in the back of the room. There are abut 10 waitresses standing together about 10 feet from me. You would think that if there were ten of them huddled together that after the first or second one came up and asked me if I needed a drink (and I declined) that they would get the picture. It did not work that way here. Over the next 15 minutes they each came up to me (one at a time) and asked if I needed a drink. I know they were trying to break me down, but my will was strong. I began to refuse the drink on principle alone (Irish/German stubborness in action there).
A couple dancers stop by and put on their game, but I decline. Then out of the side of my eyes a I see a rather applealing looking lady coming near. She passes by and then stops and walks back to the "cash" booth (the aformentioned one that does not really offer any "cash"). I can then see her (with my keen peripheral vision) make a beeline for me. Obviously, the "cash" man has tipped her off and that is just not fun at all. She is very pleasant and has the appeal I like. I politely decline her (on principle) and tell her to stop back in a bit. Us Irish/Germans may not always be smart, but we are stubborn.
A few more dancers approach and I decline a few more times. Finally, a decent looking lady stops by and starts putting her game on me. The hard sell. Tells me why her dances are so much better than all the others an that anything goes with her. I am not buying her line at all, but decide to go a VIP set to se if she delivers what she promises (my main motivation at this point is getting good "data" for my TUSCL review).
We get back to VIP and she asks for her money upfront and then begins to tell me that since they are chips, she would like extra to make up for the house cut. Fine, but she has miscalulated as at that point I decided there would be no tip and the tip would have been bigger than what she was asking for up front.
The first song starts and through the first minute or so of it she is telling me how to do things. This "anything goes" dance turns into a long list of rules and procedures. She is trying play me with the "we have to hide what we are doing from the manager" angle. I was not too dumb to notice that she was not doing anything that any of the other dancers weren't doing. Plus, I had not seen a manager look the direction of the VIP area all night.
These dances were unpleasant. She did offer up pretty much all she promised on a physical level, but she would not be quiet. There was nothing pleasant about what she was saying or how she was saying it. I found myself counting the songs to ensure that she did not give my any additional time. I literally could not wait until the set ended. Finally, it was done. I said thanks and walked of to the main room.
I saw a cute little asian dancer working the edges of the room and boncing from customer to customer doing $20 dances. Everytime she comes toward my area I try to make eye contact as I am interested, but she never makes it to me. Keeps hitting guys in the booths for a dance and then moves on. She definitely has her routine going and is banking.
A few more dancers approach and I turn them down. Finally, the pretty one that the "cash" man tipped off comes back and asks if I am ready and I agree to a VIP set. I am Irish/German, but I am not a rock. I knew I would not resist all night, nor did I intend to.
We hit the VIP section and she is amazing. She rates a solid 8 on my appearance scale, but a definite 10 on appeal. Her dances are slow and erotic. Not the heavy grind of the others. She offers the same contact as the others, but in a much more sensual way. I am impressed and revved up enough and at the end of set 1 I tell her to keep going. Definitely, one of the best private dances I have ever received. After set 2 I pay her and tip her out the rest of the chips.
I am now chipless, and the four sips of orange juice have "worn off." Time to head out for the night. Having just experienced one amazing dancer in an otherwise average club.
Lunarobverse
03-11-2008, 08:09 AM
Nice trip report. Pacific NW, huh? That don't sound like Portland, though. Further north, perhaps?
Golden_Rule
03-11-2008, 12:17 PM
I'm hanging in the Middlesex County section of NJ where I have met some friends for dinner. We do steaks and beer at a local place that does it up right even if its not Luger's.
Now we have time to kill and must decide what's next on the hit parade. I nominate Nardone's because it is close by and can be a fun place. So in our several vehicles off to Nardone's in Elizabeth we go.
The music is loud. The dancers are many. The crowd, while numerous, is totally lacking in any spirit. Not a bad set up for my group to have a little fun. The dancers will be bored and also looking to bank because dead crowds don't tip well.
As we come in I say hello to the bouncer at the door, who I am acquainted with, and the guy he is working with that night. I give a nod to the manager off in the corner. We seat ourselves along the bar rail away from the restrooms, pool table, and lap dance area.
Nardone's is a fairly big place. Dancers, during the evening shift, are usually on stage 3 or 4 at a time. They dance to a three song set and rotate off one at a time, thus beginning their tour around the large square bar for tips. I like to find a seat next to a cooler because that makes it easy for the dancers to pop up and sit on the bar if they choose to do so. Might be were I come from but there is nothing better than a dancer on the bar in my book. Doing it old school.
The dancers this evening are, as usual for this club, mostly Latina. There is one Asian dancer who appears Filipino, a couple of Black gals, and one - and only one - White dancer. Her stage name is [name with-held to protect the fun loving]. I get her real name later on. She is young, maybe 23, and has a lean look to her. She's a party girl, I can tell within 30 seconds of meeting her. By "party girl" I mean only that I can tell she likes to step out and she likes her entertainment grade pharmaceuticals. She's no junkie. Not yet anyway. She's a weekend warrior always looking for a good time. Frequently with someone else footing the bill. Hey, if you can make that fly then that's fair to my way of thinking. I'm sure she has no trouble finding guys her own age who want to take her out and pay her way. I can also tell, right away, she is a straight shooter. Little BS about this young Lady. I like that.
We chat some at the bar. She meets my friends. We have a high old time together. She works them at the bar. We are all tipping well. Our end of the bar wakes up a bit and others start to join in. The dancers smell money and are starting to congregate in our area. We turn it into a party.
For the next couple of hours we have our little impromptu bachelor style bash. We are a little loud, but not excessively so. The bouncer comes by and smiles. He knows me and knows I am not going to let it get out of hand. We torture all the house rules. Bend 'em real bad, but we don't break any. Our dancer partners in crime are genuinely laughing and making real money on what had been, up till then, apparently a night that would have come in DOA.
Everyone is getting what they want. The tease factor is set on high but more importantly everyone is laughing and having a good time. Dancers, bartenders and us alike.
One of my friends takes [NWHTPFL] into the LD room. I don't know what went on, not my business, but they both came out smiling. I get a couple of numbers, including [NWHTPFL] for potential P4P hook ups later on so I'm smiling too.
It was a good night.
Golden_Rule
03-11-2008, 12:32 PM
Interesting read CG.
Jay Zeno
03-11-2008, 06:34 PM
Nice trip report. Pacific NW, huh? That don't sound like Portland, though. Further north, perhaps?The six-foot rule sounded like my experience in Seattle. That experience was..... antithetical for a stripclub.
crizgolfer
03-11-2008, 07:01 PM
Nice trip report. Pacific NW, huh? That don't sound like Portland, though. Further north, perhaps?
Tacoma actually. I was in Portland a month or so ago. Around the time Casa Diablo openned up. I didn't hit any clubs while I was there.
Lapaholic
03-11-2008, 08:27 PM
Ha ha we had a 6 ft rule in Laurel, MD. Good Guys from DC opened a club there in Laurel and not only were u 6 feet from the stage BUT u had to put your tip in boxes that were strategically placed around the stage and the 6 foot rail... I felt like a mailman.... Needless to say that club did not last long when u have Baltimore 20 minutes up the road.
I_luv_dancers!
03-12-2008, 07:26 AM
Ha ha we had a 6 ft rule in Laurel, MD. Good Guys from DC opened a club there in Laurel and not only were u 6 feet from the stage BUT u had to put your tip in boxes that were strategically placed around the stage and the 6 foot rail... I felt like a mailman.... Needless to say that club did not last long when u have Baltimore 20 minutes up the road.
Wow. 6-foot rule="what's the point?" Definitely a strip club killer unless there's no other game in town.
I was never able to check out that place. Used to hear some interesting stories about it from some guys I know who worked for Fire & Rescue. There was at least one stripper OD there. The building is still there. For a short while it was a swinger's club. I was always amazed that the place ever opened as a strip club, considering the county that it's in. It was doomed to fail because the activities that strippers could bank on would NEVER be allowed there, and LE would be all over them if they did.
I eat lunch on Fridays at a place a few hundred yards south of there.
You still in the area, LH?
Lapaholic
03-12-2008, 11:02 AM
^^^ No ILD, Im in Richmond now!!!... But I do go to MD on a semi - regular basis and have been known to hit a club or 2 while in state.
Yeah that club was sooo weird. One of the dancers tho did do some photo shoots for ALSScan. For those who dont know - they are a MD based porn company - in Clarksville of all places ( at one point anyway ). So they had some really good talent there but the city fathers and mothers would not let them be. But between Baltimore, Beltsville and Waldorf - the pubic triangle of exotic dancing in MD - who needed some lame club in Laurel!!!!
Golden_Rule
03-13-2008, 09:06 AM
Sections of Baltimore are every bit as dicey as East New York [in Brooklyn] and the city of East St. Louis. LOTS of gang activity and much shooting.
Are the Baltimore clubs located in range of the bad guys Hogan's Alleys?
Snappa
03-13-2008, 10:49 AM
Most Bmore clubs are on 'the block', which while not a great area by any means, isn't 'da hood' (at least it wasn't when I lived in MD). The only other Baltimore club I'm familiar with is Night Shift, which I'm not even sure is still there. Was full nude/no contact and was over by the port in an industrial area, well away from any housing/neighborhood.
Lapaholic
03-13-2008, 10:52 AM
Yeah - I avoid the block like the plague but on the outskirts are some fine clubs - Wagon Wheel ( players club now ), Gold Club, Fantasies. Night Shifts is still there but I have not been in many years.... And the upscale clubs like Hustlers and now Scores i think - are real lame from what I hear from friends in the area.
I_luv_dancers!
03-13-2008, 03:46 PM
The Block is pretty safe. It's in a touristy area now, and the back side of police HQ is right across the street from some of the clubs and ABS. Just keep your wits about you. I've heard that Night Shift is pretty good and that contact is allowed, but I haven't been there personally, so take that with a grain of salt. I think a few pinkies have posted on Night Shift, so try a search if you're interested.
Baltimore is a very violent city - mostly because of the drug dealers offing each other in the neighborhoods. Downtown and the inner harbor (near the block) are pretty safe. I feel much safer around the inner harbor and Little Italy walking than I feel driving through neighborhoods where we used to live when I was a kid, and where my grandparents lived.
I very rarely visit local clubs. I prefer to do my SC visits when on trips. Vega$ in June - yippee!!
Lunarobverse
03-15-2008, 11:13 AM
I know I don't often post trip reports. In fact, lately I haven't been talking about strip clubs or clubbing much at all. Here's a short report on last night, though, to try to gain some SCJ mojo back.
I planned to hit up to four different clubs last night, and was going to end up at my current all-time favorite's bar. I bought her a little shot glass when I was in Seattle last weekend, and I had wrapped it up with a roll of twenty one-dollar bills inside. Heh. Yeah.
Is it bad that I'm giving her a shot glass when she's trying to quit drinking (and other things)? I mean, it's got money in it instead of booze. I'm not actually buying her a drink, just... OK, over-thinking again.
Started at the first club for a drink, because I can get a top-shelf drink and only spend a $5 (including tip). The girls dancing were OK, cute 'n' stuff, and the brunette had great taste in music... but, damn, the bartender was fine. Blonde and black curls, cute face, big red lips and a womanly body. She looked like a curvier version of Christina Applegate, with ink down her arm and back (and probably elsewhere, too, but I couldn't see). I tipped the girls on stage but mostly sat at the bar and drank, and I kept wishing the bartender could take me back into the private booth. Damn, I should've asked her, just to see what she'd say...
Then I went to see needtodance and Gypsy at Casa Diablo and ended up buying an extended private dance session with needtodance... whoa. Also, through no one's fault but my own, I bought a drink and then "lost" it because you can't take booze into the private dance area, which is a stoopid OLCC policy. I set the drink on the bar and thought it'd be OK but when I came out, it was gone. Oh, well, the dances were totally worth it.
Any ol' way, I ended up spending so much time - and by time I mean money - at CD that I mentally cancelled my other two club visits. I'll see my favorite on Monday night, though, so that's when I'll give her her gift. And by "gift" I mean "money".
lestat1
03-15-2008, 12:21 PM
^^^ "olcc?"
Lunarobverse
03-15-2008, 12:34 PM
^^^ "olcc?"
Oregon Liquor Control Commission, the stupid hold-over from Prohibition days governement agency that controls how booze is sold in the state. Since most strip clubs are bars in Portland, the OLCC imposes laws on mixing nudity and alcohol. The no-contact rules in the state are the doing of the OLCC.
SPLUT
03-20-2008, 04:20 AM
Checking things out last night I noticed that my SC fund is pretty fat and I have tomorrow off as a paid holiday. What will I do? It’s been about 5 months since I had a “proper” SC visit. I’m debating home club vs. ATF’s club.
Home club
Pro
I feel the most comfortable there
The service is great
Lots of dancers / lots of dancers that like breaking rules
The dancers are hustlers
Con
$7.25 a beer
$10.00 wristband to get in the VIP area
VIP is a pit – 8 sets of cheap chairs
VIP Bouncer stares while you get dances
ATF’s club
Pro
ATF is there…..maybe
No charge for the VIP
VIP is very nice
Have never seen a bouncer in VIP
$6.00 beers
Con
The service here sucks – you have to really try to get a buzz.
Fewer dancers
Dancers are lazy
Susan Wayward
03-20-2008, 08:53 AM
Since most strip clubs are bars in Portland, the OLCC imposes laws on mixing nudity and alcohol. The no-contact rules in the state are the doing of the OLCC.
No, they impose laws on mixing nudity and contact and alcohol, which is why juice bars have looser rules. As far as taking your drink into the PD area, it's because dancers under 21 are allowed back there, so no booze, same reason no booze is allowed in the dressing room. If the club only employed dancers over 21 you would be allowed to take your drink back with you. Of course, if the club only employed dancers over 21 you wouldn't have had anyone to visit there. ;)
hockeybobby
03-20-2008, 10:02 AM
I haven't posted one of these yet...I should though, to be a good sport. It's just that my visits are fairly tame and boring compared to what I read here.
My last three visits have all been to the same club (I only go to one club) but have all been different. These three visits pretty much cover all the bases as far as my SC experiences. All are lunch visits lasting an hour and a half, or two hours.
The first would be a standard visit on a day my favourite dancer is working. I'll show up shortly after noon, just around the time the first dancer is starting her stage show. Head straight to the bar, greeting the waitresses, the cook, the bouncers, and ordering a beer from my pal, the bartender. I'll catch up with him a bit until she comes out of the dressing room.
Now, I'm not a wealthy man, at least compared to the dudes I hang with. My level of wealth is completely appropriate for a regular working guy of modest means. My normal budget for SC visits is $100, once a week. That's gonna be $5k a year. That's enough. So, with a steak, a beer, and a tip...I'm left with $80 for the girl. That's enough too, I'm time limited, and 4 or 5 songs is enough to catch up.
We have lunch together. The bar is in the corner furthest away from the stage, and when the food arrives, I always take the table closest to the bartender. The light is just a little better there. After lunch, we head into the PD area for some privacy...and dances. My wallet comes out of my front pocket and onto the little shelf along with my glasses. Yeah, I'm a four eyes, but I see perfectly up to about four feet...I hate contacts and won't wear them anymore, even for hockey.
There is no sex talk, or trying to arouse her, it's a not really a sexual act. It's more intimacy and touch. I don't really like grinding. I love watching her remove her clothes, and for that matter, get dressed again. Sometimes we are chatting, sometimes we are just too into it to talk, and there are no thoughts or self talk in my head. It is pure escape.
After a hug, she's on her way, with a few words of encouragement from me. I head back to the bar to finish my beer and say goodbye to acquaintances, and then I'm out the door, with a short walk back to the office.
My last two trips were absent my fave while she was on hiatus. One of them was a get re-acquainted with some of the other girls day. 4 quickie dances, with 4 different girls...they all knew they were getting $20 only, and why, yet they all lingered much longer. It was thoroughly enjoyable, but in a different way.
My most recent trip, I had decided to just stay at the bar with my buddy, and tip every girl who danced on stage while I was there. I've mentioned before that tipping is very rare at my club. Every time I make the walk to the stage and thank the girl for her show with a fiver, the demonstrative gratitude that comes my way is just..what? Heart-warming. I couldn't tell you how many times a girl has told me that it made her day. Can you imagine that? Make someones day for something so small...why would you not do it?
The money gone...out the door I go. :D
SPLUT
03-20-2008, 10:15 AM
Why would you not do it indeed. HB your weekly visits are like my "bump" trips where I'll just do a hit and run on a sc. A couple of beers, tip the dancers you watch, get a couple of laps and get the hell outta dodge. Those kind of trips though, are like getting a hj from your girlfriend. It feels great, but I want a little more.
Lunarobverse
03-20-2008, 10:46 AM
No, they impose laws on mixing nudity and contact and alcohol, which is why juice bars have looser rules. As far as taking your drink into the PD area, it's because dancers under 21 are allowed back there, so no booze, same reason no booze is allowed in the dressing room. If the club only employed dancers over 21 you would be allowed to take your drink back with you. Of course, if the club only employed dancers over 21 you wouldn't have had anyone to visit there. ;)
Thanks for the correction.
...and the ribbing. :P
Golden_Rule
03-20-2008, 01:05 PM
Some of you guys go the romance route in the clubs.
Nothing wrong with that. I am very fond of romance and I save it for home.
S-Cs are just places to have fun. Sometimes clean fun. Sometimes rowdy fun. Sometimes dirty fun. Always fun though, at least if it works out right. :)
Golden_Rule
03-20-2008, 01:25 PM
I stopped by Cheeks the other day.
Strange set up for a S-C. The place uses tents for the private dance areas.
So, I have a beer [I am not a big drinker] and over the course of about an hour I talk to a few of the Ladies. Tipping politely as I go. I decide to get a little more intimate with one of the Brazilian dancers on this specific afternoon. The female attendant gets paid $60 for two dances. Eight minutes of tent time.
I have pre-negotiated the session prior to our entry into the tent. There is some grinding, some kissing, a little teasing and than she removes her outfit. She is a very pretty Lady. My pants somehow manage to slip down around my ankles. A clothing malfunction no doubt. A cover appears. Much touching and an oral finish.
My preferences don't normally run toward 8 minute handjobs or blowjobs, but today was different. A $40 tip made for an $12.50/minute experience.
Like I said, not my usual cup of tea. I'm not, in general, a "minuteman". When interested by the right dancer, and I am surprisingly picky, I much prefer off campus activity. Not in the club.
It was a strange day and I was in the mood so... {shrugging shoulders}
Golden_Rule
03-20-2008, 01:35 PM
If anyone is reading along and is in the area of NJ/PA that borders the Delaware, Cheeks and its sister club, The Playhouse, are located in Burlington County along US 130. [The Playhouse is in Burlington Twsp].
The Playhouse is a topless BYOB and Cheeks has booze on site. The hustle factor is medium. You can sip and talk, but the dancers want you in the LD areas. They don't make much money on the floor. Dances run from sensual to depraved. The latter being a rarity but it does, and has, happened. In the Playhouse some of the dancers will shake hands in a friendly fashion. Some, very few, will do more than that. In Cheeks, depending on how long its been since the last time they were raided, there is frequently more on the menu with a larger percentage of the dancers. Afternoons are more risque than evenings.
SPLUT
03-24-2008, 05:12 AM
Trip report 3-20-08
After a small debate I decided to hit the ATF’s club. I made my way to the club around 9pm and to my surprise there were more than a few cars in the lot, this is a positive development. The thumping bass calls out a welcome to my SC junkie soul and I feel like I’m home. I tip the coat check girl a few bucks going in “just in case I lose my mind and spend all my money”. I hit the bar to get my first beer and put in a club keno ticket, hey who knows maybe it will turn into a few more lap dances. As I waited for my beer I scan the crowd to see if the ATF is actually here. I don’t see her but she could be in the back or the dressing room so I decide to grab a table and check out the show.
My normal spot had someone on it so I took a table along the back wall. There was a hottie on stage, the hockey game on the TV and the beer was cold. Could it really get any better? I sit and flag down a waitress to order another beer. The service here is usually pretty slow so you need to keep on the wait staff. As soon as the waitress leaves a cute brunette slides into the chair next to me. We do a quick greeting and then I tell her that “I just got here and…..” and before I could say anything else she says ‘sorry I didn’t know I’ll leave you alone…” and she starts to get up and go. I notice that cute doesn’t cut it – beautiful is a far more honest description. I tell her to hold up for a second and ask her her name. “J” she says. I tell her that she is fine and I want to get some laps with her later. She gives me a little smile and says OK I’ll talk to you later. I’m pretty sure she thought that I was just blowing her off.
I settle back to enjoy the stage show. I notice that it seems all the women are hot and in shape. They’re all getting down to their G strings and they all getting 5’s from me for their stage shows. After a couple of sets the DJ announces that they are going to two girls on stage and “J will be up in one”. J takes the stage for her set and I don’t notice the other girl anymore. She is dancing in a white top and a tube skirt. I go up to tip her during her second song. I give her a five and she says thanks, I hold another five up and tell her she has to get rid of the skirt. She tells me I have to wait until the next song. I tip her the other five and go back to my seat. I take the four steps it takes to get to my table and turn around to sit and her skirt was already off, lying in a pile with her top. Thanks Abe.
That’s pretty much how the first part of the night went. I’d tip the stage show heavy. I’d have a little convo with a dancer but would always send her on the way telling her that I didn’t want to waste any of her time right now. Until the Little Pole Dancing Blonde showed up. The LPDB had a slender body, but it was sexy as hell. She did a lot of pole tricks that just boggled my now beer soaked mind. I tipped her a fiver during her second song and another during her last song. She came over to my table after her set and I did not send her away. I bought her a drink and we watched the last few minutes of the hockey game (Detroit won 6-3). As we were talking she started her sales pitch saying “If I dance like that up there imagine what I’m like back there”. I had already imagined that so off we went. I put together a 4 song set with her. We went back to the table for a couple more drinks and then we did another string of dances. As we were leaving the VIP area she asked if I would buy her another drink. Damn woman that would be four drinks in just an hour. I told her no, that I actually wanted to try another dancer. We said good bye and I went to find “J”.
I kept my eye on J during the night as she was the hottest woman in that club. She was a busy girl, and it was almost impossible to find her alone. I left the VIP area and started to look for her. I found her at the other end of the bar sitting with another dancer and two guys. The guys were sitting facing the stage, with the dancers facing the bar. I walked up behind the guys and caught her eye, motioning to the VIP area. I then moved on to the other side of the bar. I sat down as a new song started and I heard the DJ say “J up in one“. If nothing else I would get to se her stage show again. A minute later she was at my table. After another quick greeting she asked if I wanted to go back. I said “I thought you had to go up next?” J said that they’ll skip her so we went back. While waiting for a new song to start J said that she didn’t think I wanted her, but I told her that I was just saving her for desert. We did a 5 dance string and by the end I was convinced she was a Goddess. I tipped her an extra $10.00. I would have tipped more but it was all that was left.
Drinks & tips $100.00
Stage tips $110.00
Lap Dances $290.00
The perma grin on my face when I woke up in the morning: Priceless.
hockeybobby
03-24-2008, 06:19 AM
Thanks for that SPLUT. Nicely done.
SPLUT
03-24-2008, 10:03 AM
It was a great night HB. The heavy tip for the stage show paid off in several ways. 1. Even when I was turning dancers down at my table they thanked me again for "that tip". 2. the second round of stage tips got me a lot of personal attention at the tip rail. I've never had so many tits pressed into my face during a stage tip. A few of them held my face to their chest then slowly got up with my face slowly sliding down their tight bellies and my nose getting caught on the top of their G string. The LPDB even did a 1/2 song table dance for me when she got off the stage the first time because I was the only one who tipped her during her set.