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Moneywise
03-03-2009, 06:31 PM
Yep. It was good. ;D

RIP CH2

stressed
03-12-2009, 04:15 PM
Boys night out part 5

Sorry for the delay---been traveling quite a bit.

We leave the club as my nurse and i exchange numbers. D is not doing very well and has yet to find a young lady to make him feel better. We walk down the strip and walk into a dive that was just horrible---one drink and quick exit to the door.

We end up back at the club that E's girl is in and they come over right away her and grandma----blah well i am done for the night so what the hell i will entertain her while D and E have a good time. E takes off with his girl to the back and after about 30 minutes grandma ask me for a dance and i send D back to the back with her...His look was priceless. He walks through the club with his head down as she takes him to the back. I felt bad but at least he wasnt paying for it. I couldnt do that to him.

they come back and he gives me a that was just wrong look as they sit down. E is still gone. Grandma sits with me again and we bullchit awhile when this pretty little blonde approaches D. Grandma tells me she is one of the high earners in the club and tells me that D will be up and in the back within a matter of minutes. It took about 10 minutes max before he is up and gone. Okay now i am all alone with driving miss daisy....helpppppppppppppppp

E comes back with his girl and i can tell he is having a great time, when all of a sudden D grabs my shoulder---i need a couple hundrend--i ask him whats up he said he was going for the long vip with his girl and was a littel short so i hook him up..................Come to find out in the 3 for 100 room she stood up in his chair and he went cookie monster on her for most of the songs. She asked for the vip saying there was more. He looked at her saying there is not much more you can offer but as she put her finger over his lips and winked.

while they are in the vip I see E walk out of the club with his dancer in her street clothes. WTF i look around my table to get everything and then go outside to find him and i hit a sea of people.....he is gone and he has no phone on him...well chit.

I walk back in D finally comes out and we leave to go look for E. After a while we head back to the hotel as D tells me of his dancer giving him very little time for his soldier to get his jacket on. i will just leave it at that.

Here we are now heading back to the hotel with no E in sight....getting a little worried. No need though, he makes it back safe and his story next time.

stressed
03-13-2009, 02:24 PM
and the rest of the story

D and i make it to the hotel---worried about E. we dedide to go back to the strip and head downstairs. As the elevator opens E is standing there with a Fast food bag in his hand. I am relieved and a little pissed--but i get over it.

E tells us that they left to go get some food and when they came back the club was closing and she told them that she was staying the night and that E was going to come in with her to eat. They ended up going for dessert first and E unfortuantly doesnt wear a jacket to the party.

This as we all know just doesnt happen very often and for no extra charge. Is this a sign of the times i do not know, and to be honest it does concern me. At the time of course i wasnt worried while intoxicated and excited. I guess if i would have been asked for more compensation it would have sobered me up a little, but you kind of get lost in it.

As we go up to the room my cell rings---its my nurse wanting to know if we are still out and can she come hang with us. This nights over, maybe next time.

Smokeless
03-17-2009, 09:41 PM
Awwww... I was looking forward to more adventures with your nurse.

Thanks for the stories, Stressed!

stressed
03-18-2009, 03:52 PM
The lodge Dallas Texas---few weeks back
Business trip of course
bankroll-700.00

I checked into my room around 3:30 which just so happen to be facing a club i think called The Dallas mens club or something like that----all i know is the place got extremely loud around 5:00----i believe it was a pool party in the back--at least that is what it sounded like through the walls of my hotel as i tried to prepare for my presentation. That was exactly what i needed to concentrate.

I rushed through my prep and decided that i would go to the club next to me but i had to check out the lodge first. I find the Lodge almost a mile from my hotel. It looks very nice on the outside with a bazillion cars outside at 6:00 no less.

Come to find out wherever those people were it wasnt in the club. I go straight to the bar as any good alcoholic would do and order Grey Goose and Red bull. She brings my drink in a generic heavy 12 oz rock glass and leaves the can...15.00
I say generic because that was the only generic thing here. The club was beautiful with big nice comfortable chairs that you could fall asleep in if it were not the fact that the place was crawling with hot women. Only a gay man could fall asleep here.

I am at the bar getting my second shot of vodka 7.50 to go with the rest of my red bull when two strippers come and surround the guy next to me. One is constantly bumping me and poking me in the side as she talks to her regular and finally asks if she may sit with me. Not my type but what the hell--she seemed fun.

She was in the air force reserve and with my military background we had much to talk about for the next 20 minutes. She has been there all day and was about to get off and get ready for her weekend duty for the air force. We went for a dance(just my way of supporting the troops) I was going for the Bill Oreilly patriot award for the night. She was very tall and tone and gave a very sensual dance, she is kneeling between my legs looking up at me as the song ended. I said i guess this is where you ask to keep going....she smiles real big and i told her one more. As she finishes the next song she ends in the exact same position, but this time i reach for my wallet and she stands up to put back on her clothes. She asks me how it was. I stand up and give her a hug saying it was very nice and sensual. She smiles and said well i must have not done too good---usually men cant get up that fast when i am done. Didnt really know how to reply to that so i gave her a tip and went back to the bar. I down a couple more drinks and walk around the club to check it out.

The main room has 1 main stage that the dancer comes out of a cave to dance. The rest of the room is split with two very small stages with poles (i think) I sit towards the back with my drink when i get approached by a pure hustler--turned her down and continued watching absolutely no one tipping the stage dancer. It was horrible to watch these girls doing there thing and all these people not tipping anything. I call for change and another drink.

Cassie comes up to me and asks if i would like company. Beautiful dark long hair with a horrible looking dress on. I say yes i am getting ready to leave for the other club anyway--so i will blow the next 20 minutes with her get a couple of dances and go. Stupid little man you only thought that---for a true proffessional has just started her hustle. She looks at me and says i can tell your a relationship guy arent you. If you mean i like to get to know a girl before i get dances yes you are correct. We order drinks and visit for about an hour without her once asking for a dance-----although as i would go to the restroom i would always leave a few 20's for her on the table. I usually do this when i havent gotten dances from the girl. It puts them at ease and they can also wait until i am gone to put it in ther purse or bag. Now that she is calling me her boyfriend for the night she starts with sales pitch. 20.00 couch dances 400 vip with a 275.00 bottle of champaigne or just become a member for 700.00 and then i pay the dancer only for one year. i must admit that if i lived in Dallas i definetly would have went that route---that is just a no brainer for someone that prefers vip.

Alas i did not bank on doing a lot tonight and only brought 700.00 for the night. No vip for me:'( I here them call her name for the stage and immediately ask if i can buy her off of stage...yes and it is a 75.00 drink. I gave her a choice and she picked a gran marnier. I ask if she was going to get anything out of it and she said they build points on the drink and it helps her out but doesnt put money in her pocket.

We go to the booths and they are beautiful and comfortable--i would say around 3500.00 each. This place really need better glassware to go along with the decor.
She dances for me and when that dress comes off a smoking body emerges- all natural and for her to be 42 years old it was so sick. She was in excellent shape.
She teases the entire dance and at one point asks me to slap her ass....Taken aback i kind of felt like i had to or i would offend her. We spend the rest of the night looking at pictures on her cell phone while she keeps hinting of going to her favorite mexican rest. when i come back into town......oh yeah she is good and on her game. Every girl that would come by she would introduce me as her boyfriend---she knows all the dancers and is very popular with them. As the night goes on she gets a little more aggressive with me and now asks me as she lays across my lap with her ass up in the air if i would kiss it.....Uh let me think about--if you insist.

I actually talked to her about my real life (still holding back but letting a few things out) and she would make up stories about how she would wait up for her man in a bubblebath with a glass of wine--and then look at me and ask what i was thinking.......It was too x-rated to share with her so i laughed it off. It was getting time for me to go so i pulled my clip and the proffessional had gotten all but 50.00 of it so she danced a couple of more for the rest of it---took my phone and punched in her digits and called her phone.

She stayed with me a little while longer but i needed to go and plus if i land this contract i would be back anyway. i told her i would text her and let her know tomorrow after the meeting. I got the contract and sent her a text--she responded with happiness and told me she was at the gym working out....Thinking of her all hot and sweaty kept me from being bored on the long drive home.

I actually enjoyed this trip better than the last one i posted. I get back to my room and check my phone and i place her in the stripper section right by none other than my nurse----who just happens to live in Dallas and asked me to please look her up if i ever made into town.....Not tonight honey my heart belongs to Cassie. Tonight i stand proud and bask in the glory of PL!!!!!!

The Boob
04-04-2009, 01:08 AM
Went on Tuesday.
Was sat on.

That's right I went looking for some hot Ceasar Chavez Day crotch dancing action!
(The signs on some closed State buildings were worded funny, like "It's a legitimate holiday, honest!")

It was such a slow day that one of the two ladies I spent on actually talked to me. Odd. Advanced stripper technique #147: use the customer to help stave off boredom.

Might also be a sign of a bad economy when the waitress was the daughter of one of the strippers on duty. Car pooling saves on gas, it would seem. I mentioned that this would make for an odd double dance, and she mentioned that it wasn't going to happen. But the mom laughed when I told the daughter I was looking for a soda with a doctorate and then after she gave me a blank stare finally I said "I'm just bothering you, bring me a Dr. Pepper."

Also noticed there's more of the upsell when they promise the good stuff they've been holding back til now, which is kind of like them telling you that you've been a fool all along up to this point, but now you've got a chance to lose more money faster. I had been curious for a while about this one brunette though so I tried the higher rate dance to end the mystery and as promised it was slightly less dignified so I guess that was money well spent. It's not a sleazy place so I knew not to expect a roller coaster ride, more like an upgrade from the merry-go-round to that teacup ride.

Going to stripclubs now for me is like when you go to Chuck E. Cheese's as an adult and say "this used to be magical? This?" You instantly see through the illusion that fooled you so thoroughly as a youth. The glitz falls away and you see the stage for the disgusting thing it is which is why they have to keep disinfecting it so often.

I didn't notice a bunch of newbies getting naked like some reports speak of as a new trend in the down economy. Darn.

Also, some of the employees are now non-Italian and I bet some of the Italians working there aren't even mobsters at all--that's how far this country has fallen since the golden years of 1995-1998.

SPLUT
04-06-2009, 09:32 AM
I hit a club last week. This was the fourth time in the last 6 weeks I hit a club. Three times out of four the club sucked. I think it is time to pull the plug on this hobby. I've been able to always find a couple of girls worth the time, but the whole vibe is off and I can't really justify to myself spending what I'm spending.

stressed
04-06-2009, 04:23 PM
Well i left on the 28th and made it back home at 1:30 in the morning on the 5th. We went to 6 clubs last week, actually 5, went went to one 3 times and got in on the average of 3:30 every morning and going to my meetings at 7:30 the next. I am so tired but i will post reports for you guys over the next few weeks. I have been gone for a week so i am far behind in my work and it may take me awhile to do this. also i have 3 more trips this week for clients out of state---damn i am depressing myself.


anyway to the moderator---i am still unsure about naming clubs and dancers as long as nothing illegal happened is it okay and even if it didnt should i give names of some of the fantastic dancers and some of the not so good ones. LEMMMMMMMMMMMMMME know!!!!

stressed
04-07-2009, 05:08 PM
Day 1
Saturday
Bankroll 1500
clubs----tattletales and oasis

Tattletales was a very small club and didnt look like it was taken care of very well. The dancers that i first saw when we showed up were average with a few sprinkles of nines. We went straight to the bar as we usually do and ordered a round while checking out the dancer on stage. The tipping was pretting standard with 3 or 4 guys going up.

This was my first all nude bar in the 12 years i have been going to clubs and i really felt like a virgin sitting in the club. I had D with me and gave him 2700 for the week and told him not to blow it in the first few days. This is only his 5th club to be in. A beautiful young lady approaches us and asks the worst possible question that i could here. Hey---are you guys father and son???? WTF.:banghead: I can only find solace in the fact that D looks like he is 18 even though he is much older. I was like how old do you think i am and that is just horrible to think that a man would take his kid into a strip club. (dont mean to offend anyone, i just wouldnt do it).

She sits and makes small talk for about 20 minutes before popping the question at which i see that D is into her so i insist she dances for him---probably didnt need much convincing since i am the old fucker here.:irked: So i try not to watch the first fully nude dance going on next to me but she was very hot and did very well.
She hangs out with us for about an hour and it seems to cock block any other dancer from coming around. At least that is what i want to believe since i get no action during this time. So we do shots and i drink up thinking to myself i have to get out of here, meanwhile D is working her hard getting to know her for what i know will be his groundwork for the QUESTION at the end of the night. It looks like she is playing him at first, but i do catch a few body responses that make me wonder. I finally tell him i cant stand this anymore and asked if he wanted to stay or go with me to the pink pony. He feels he has good chance of otc so he wants to stay but beckons me to go.

I leave and drive to the pink pony where the parking lot is packed out and some guy standing around in street clothes offers to park me for 10.00 I decide that i just would go to oasis instead. I get to oasis and packed again--i was like hell i am going in and make the best of it. I get in and it is literally standing room only.

This club was much nicer than tattletales and had a few more nines in it. the problem was the guys way outnumbered the girls and some had two or three at there table. I hate standing around and finally found a chair against a wall. I get a dance from a girl that i cant even remember basically because she come up and asked me and i hadnt had a dance yet that night. I was not in a very picky mood at that point and i had never had a nude dance. It couldnt have been that great since i cant even remember what she looked like. A second dancer comes up and sits and talks to me for awhile, this is more like it. She is very pretty and could carry a conversation well. She dances for me and i decide she is the one and mention to her that there is a 40 minute wait for the vip. I give her 40.00 and tell her to give it to the guy with the waiting list and within 5 minutes our name was called.

We go into one of 5 private rooms with curtains which costs 30.00 per half hour. I order a drink for myself and she starts to take her clothes off. I stop her and tell her a little later. We bullchit for awhile which is my achilles heel and before long my half hour is up----150.00. Yeah i did it again.:dunce: So i buy another half hour and she dances and i was shocked to see that totally nude she would sit on my lap and give a very slow sensual grinding dance. I really did not expect any contact at all but i wasnt in the least upset about it. The way she danced and lowered herself up and down my body was more like a slow sensual sex act than a dance and the fact that she was totally nude made it even more erotic.

I start getting text's from D about how he has convinced her to take him home and he is having the time of his life and i am the greatest boss that ever lived....blah blah blah. I showed my dancer all his text it was hilarious. Then he comes back with I think she is playing me man and i am getting FUKKKKKKKKKKED up. I close out my session and start my way over to get him when i get "I am about to get in the car with her she needs me to drive." I be Damn oh boy is gonna hit it his first night----makes a father proud---lol.

Last text---Dude its over and i am freezing come get me. I get there and find out the bouncer stopped D from getting in the car with her and pulled her aside and got her a ride home. HOLY SHIT.....I think that is worst than getting played....He had it and it was taken away. Of course she could have planned it before she went outside but whatever---it was a cool story.

We got in around 3:30 and i had spent around 600.00---i really drink to much about 170 was alcohol. D spent 170 and about 50 of his was alcohol.

Tomorrow is sunday and we will spend it with my best friend in atlanta. this will be the only night for the next 6 days that we do not go to a club.

TO BE CONTINUED.........

Rip
04-08-2009, 11:24 PM
Trip Report – MiGawd!!

Well, after months & months I wuz finally bucks ahead enuf to decorate some dancers & have a little bit of fun. Actually I've had the money for about a month, but stuff kept coming up to stop me. Finally last nite I realized that my way wuz clear, so I jumped on the Web to see who was offering what deals. Unfortunately my printer has crapped out, so I couldn't print up any fresh passes, but I had a stash of old ones (some undated, some expired by now). But most clubs have cell 'phone text-msg discounts, so I texted three of them & got free passes good til 10pm (Club A) or midnite (Clubs B & C). I sallied forth, leaving my ATM card @ home to simplify things & limit losses.

Duh. My first misteak was to forget that I normally use my card to buy train tickets (it's almost $13 RT). So just getting there ate into my dancer money – not too much, but still not the brightest start. I figgered I'd chk out the two clubs in N. Beach that I haven't been to yet. I gargled & smudged whilst walking the last block (I carry sage as an antidote to my tobacco odor). I also had a small bit of medicinal herb (duh – I fergot my stash but still had a bit in the bowl of my pipe). I walked up to Club A & flashed my text msg; the doordude carded me & let me in.

There was no-one @ the front desk, so I just sauntered in. I headed for the gents' to wash up & chk out their cologne supply (I ran out of mine & haven't yet replaced it). The place was still pretty quiet – 9 pm on a Thursday – no-one @ the tiprail & just two or three old duffers chatting up dancers @ tables. A fairly nice-looking blonde named D. accosted me pretty early, & I explained to her that I wd be @ the stage for a while. She was onstage pretty quickly, & she gave me a decent set (2 songs), altho' the topless bars in North Beach have pretty tame stage action – technically no-contact, so the actual contact is pretty low. I told her it would be a while before I was ready for a dance & stayed @ the tiprail for a few more girls & then decided to explore the club a bit more.

Behind the main stage there was a bar and nice little lounge, w/ lots of wood. There was also a side stage that I hadn't noticed before. Great. The “no-touch” rules are pretty much ignored on the side stages, & I've found them great places to start negotiating w/ dancers. I sat down @ a table fairly close to the stage. Pretty soon a blonde w/ a nice figure & an unremarkable face came up, & she noticed me noticing her, & we moved closer; I decorated her, & she rewarded me w/ some nice touches. I moved down to the stage & touched her back. She introduced herself as G. We chatted & fondled; she told me she had been dancing since October, only danced this club, liked the work because she got to hang out w/ a lot of cute girls (she likes girls, but she likes guys too – she likes being looked at. I told her I didn't mind looking at her).

She mentioned something about a !0 o'clock $10 special, but it didn't quite sink in the first time around. The DJ announced it & all the girls got onstage for the “parade.” G. was standing off to the side, having left the side stage. I finally figgered out what was going on. Normally it would have been a bit early for me, but it was a good deal, & G. had impressed me enuf to want a dance from her, so I went over to her & told her. She said that I had to wait 'cuz it was her turn on the main stage (while the deal was on), but that she would give it to me after her stage set. Great.

She took me over to a couch by one of the walls & said that the non-private dances were “theoretically” no-contact. I’ve learned from experience that that means don’t be too obvious when I grab. She gave me a pretty nice dance given that we were public, & I kept my hands fairly low where the bouncer could @ least pretend not to notice – altho’ I did like her & @ one point just grabbed her around the waist & hugged her – quickly, saying, “I don’t wanna get you in trouble.” She said something about not wanting to get fined, but I don’t think there was really any trouble. She didn’t seem worried or annoyed.

She sat next to me & hung out for quite a while afterward; the convo got interesting: @ one point she asked, “Are you hard?” I had a fit of radical candor & replied, “Unfortunately, I’m pretty badly damaged in that department.” She asked if it were surgery-related, & I told her that it wuz emotional. She then asked “Were you molested?” I admitted that I really couldn’t remember, & she replied that that was usually the case. It was actually quite a nice exchange: grown-ups being real about Life in a setting that exists to create fantasy. She sat close next to me, so I had my arm around her waist most of the time, & I enjoyed that.

Eventually she took off, & I decided to grab a beer & checkout the bar. I went around (it was behind the main stage), sat down @ a table by the wall, & scoped the scene. There was a pretty cute blonde in a very skimpy pink bikini sitting @ the bar; we made a little eye contact, but she seemed a little shy, so I just sat there & looked around. A few minutes later we checked ea. other out again, & she still seemed pretty shy, but by then I wuz hankerin’ for a beer, & almost the only empty space @ the bar wuz next to her, so I bellied up & hailed the barkeep.

Blondie turned to me as I got to the bar, so we were off. I asked her how she was doing, we introduced ourselves, etc. She was Russian (really) & evidently pretty fresh off the boat, as she hardly spoke any English @ all. (I s’poze this may have all been very sophisticated SS, but her shyness makes me doubt that. Instead I think her limited English make her feel more shy; she couldn’t chat anyone up.) I took two yrs of Russian in college (many moons ago!) & have forgotten everything but a few real basics, but @ least I could tell that she was speaking real Russian. I am embarrassed to admit that I have forgotten her name.

Her bikini was not only skimpy but rather loose, so that I had a pretty good view of her right boob. I told her I liked her outfit (I’m not sure if she understood). She placed her forearm along the bar towards me, so I placed mine next to hers & began stroking her arm a bit. We were facing ea. other; as I moved in a bit, her thigh touched the inside of my left thigh; this didn’t bother me @ all, & after a moment I moved in a bit more & held her thighs (loosely) between mine. I wuz starting to like this girl & thinking she might be the one for my next dance.

Then she had to go onstage (after a couple of songs on the side stage where I had met G). I dutifully bellied up to the tiprail to toss a little respect on the stage, & she never took her top off! The girls are s’pozed to take their tops off in the middle of the second song (of two). I chided her for this when she got offstage, & she said she’d forgotten. Oh well. We repaired to the lounge/bar where she sat on my lap for a while & we pursued the usual chit-chat as best we could w/ her very limited English & my very limited Russian. Eventually she decided to go back to the DR. I would have liked to get a dance from her, but when I checked my watch I realized it wuz getting close to midnite, when the discount passes for Club B expired. So I left, feeling quite warm, and Russian Blondie & I have to wait.

North Beach is pretty compact, & all the clubs are w/in a few blocks of ea. other (in fact, often next to ea. other). I sauntered over to Club B, where I hadn’t been for a long time, & sprang my $10 discount coupon. The doorgirl said, “Twenty dollars.” I said, “That’s too much” and turned to leave. She said, “Fifteen dollars.” I thot abt it for a bit & coughed it up. I also asked her to change a $20 into singles for stage tips, which she did, asking for one herself: “I’m a dancer, too!”

Generally the first thing I do in a club is head for the men’s room to straighten up, wash my hands, & possibly get some cologne. It also gives me a chance to quickly check out a place (& the dancers). Of course I get tackled from time to time, & I usually explain where I’m headed & I’ll be out in a bit & then I’m fair game. This time I had hardly gotten halfway across the main room when I met. . . N.

As I walked across the room she faced me from about 10 feet away & opened her arms to her sides – unmisteakable BL for “I wanna hug!” Well, I like hugs, especially from pretty girls, so I smiled & just walked into the hug. She was all “Hey! Good to see you!” – she did it so well that for a moment I wondered whether she had misteaken me for a long-lost regular. But she asked me my name. We introduced ourselves & I explained that I wuz on my way to the Gents’ to freshen up & would then be @ the main stage for a while. So I went & washed up, cologned up, & tipped the troll (a fairly nice but bored guy). Out & up to the tiprail.

Well, whether by accident or design, N. wuz onstage when I got there-- & did she deliver! This wuz a full-nude, no-booze club, & for the first bit of respect that I put on the stage, she came over & did a headstand in my lap. I like to encourage such behavior, so I put some more respect onstage; she sat down in front of me & gently pulled my face into her crotch. More respect got me another, longer, headstand (she didn’t neglect the guy next to me either, who in fact outbid me & got some warm attention in his turn).

The next dancer seemed really distant & prudish, tho’, so I got up & moved over to a char closer to the back of the room. I hadn’t been there long when N. sat down in my lap & started nuzzling me. She wuz very GF-y: rubbing noses, rubbing cheeks, nuzzling my ear, etc. She had on a black dress so thin it bordered on a negligee. She wasn’t strikingly beautiful but her attitude made her really attractive. She murmured, “Let’s go to bed” (this club has a bed, quite an attraction), but I told her I’m just not that fast. I wanted to check out some more stage action & look around a bit.

The back room wasn’t even open. A slim, black-haired girl in a bright red halter top plonked herself in my path as I checked out what looked like a small side bar that was closed; my arm went around her waist, but we didn’t really hit it off & parted quickly. Back in the main room a pretty blonde started chatting me up; I suggested we sit down, but noticed that there was only one chair open. She said, “That’s OK, I can sit on you,” so we did that. Again, no real sparks, & a fairly quick breakup. There was a really hot Asian on the side stage, with four or five guys around, & money on the stage. No contact, tho’. The guy next to me said, “C’mon! She’s a beautiful woman! Tip her! (I had hardly gotten there). Well, he was right, so I did, but as there didn’t seem to be any contact (like even eye contact) available, so I didn’t stay long. The place wuz pretty boisterous; one dancer was walking around topless.

At one point I noticed N. sitting by herself in the little side bar, so I went over & told her that I hadn’t forgotten her; I was still just warming up. We hugged. A bit later I discovered that I had lost my cell ‘phone. I went looking for it, ran into N. again, explained to her that now I wuz looking for my cell ‘phone (but still hadn’t forgotten her). After I gave up on the ‘phone I went outside for a smoke break.

With the transportation cost, the overpriced beer, the $15 cover, the dance, & a bunch of stage tips I was down to $30. Reserving $5 for food & transportation, I had $25 left for a dance, & private dances start @ $40 (topless). Knowing the $10 ATM fee there, I also wanted to look for a cheaper ATM. But Zounds! I’d left my ATM card home precisely to prevent myself from doing what I had gone to do! Hoist by my own petard, I cold only slink back to Club B with the same meager holdings.

Back in the club I couldn’t find N. I looked around a bunch & finally asked one of the bouncers if she were available. He went away & returned saying, “She’s with a customer.” Then he asked whether I wanted to have a private dance, & being caught off guard I said “Yeah,” although I didn’t have the money for a private dance. A couple of minutes later that sank in, & I went to the same guy & told him that I had misspoken, and that I wasn’t getting a private dance. Thoroughly embarrassed by now, I figgered I @ least owed her an honest explanation of my stupidity.

A while later N. came out & walked up w/ this sad/puzzled expression & shrugged her shoulders. I gave her the sad news. I actually fibbed a bit, which I try really hard not to do. I told here that my ATM card had gotten mysteriously demagnetized.

She looked @ me & said, “You only have $25?” – “Yup.” – She says, “C’mon,” & leads me into a curtained booth right off the main floor.

Egad. She must’ve thot I wuz worth cultivating, or something, because she was even more enthusiastic in the booth as she had been outside. She took off her dress (leaving only panties) & rubbed my crotch & chest w/ almost every part of her body @ some time, fed me nipple, fed me (almost) pussy (panties were on), nibbled (through pants) on Mr. Happy, & generally poured it on. I started breathing hard & moaning, it wuz that good. About the only thing she didn’t do is kiss me on the lips. I started wondering whether she had any boundaries, and I found one: when I started to slip my hand under her panties she pulled it back. She kept this up for @ least three songs. I wasn’t counting; I was just soaking up as much of N. as I could while I could. I unbuttoned my shirt; it was chilly that night, so I had worn an undershirt which she helped me lift up as far as we could.

Ah! All things come to an end. I gave her a final hug & said, w/ feeling, “You’re the best dancer I’ve ever met!” She just smiled & said “Of course!” She told me to come back another night & bring more money. I told her I’d do my best – not a lie but a rather empty statement given my low income! Alas. I did manage to cadge a discount card for my next trip from the doorman.

The floor guys had told me to wait until about 45 min after closing, when they could turn the lights on & look much better for cell ‘phones. Broke, I sat back from the stage. Some girl kept pitching me for a dance & wouldn’t believe that I was really broke until about the third time I explained it to her. They closed @ 2 o’clock & kicked us (custies) out. I wandered down to an interesting alcove a couple of blocks away, sat down, and waited for 40 minutes or so. I was so high from all the girls that I didn’t mind.

The night had really been that good.

moscm
04-09-2009, 05:10 PM
Well, I'm trying to save money and have really cut back on my SC vists.

There's three clubs within 10 minutes of eachother on a mostly empty stretch of highway east of my city. I'll call them club A, B, and C. B is only open evenings, the other two have day shifts.


I had the day off Friday, Monday and Tuesday and wanted to cap off my vacation time with a SC visit.

I don't visit this one very often. It's much more expensive than the other two. Here's some background--In my area, lap dances are almost always topless, and you're allowed to touch the dancer everywhere except between her legs. At Club B( the one with no day shift), they offer two-for-one dances on Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays. That's the club I usually go to. But today, Club A had advertised a 'Customer Appreciation Day', where there would be no VIP or cover charges. Also, they advertised that on day shift, there are 2 for 1 lap dances to be had. So this was a better deal than Club B.


I decided I would visit Club A and try to take advantage of these specials. However, about this time last year, I met a really fantastic dancer at Club C. I went back there twice to try and find her again, but I never did. So I decided to visit Club C first and see if she was there.

I bring $300 with me. I figure it will be hard to spend the whole thing, but I wanted the extra headroom in case I found the dancer at club C, or if I met a cool new girl at A.


Club C is one of those places which changes names and management every six months, it seems like. A lot of the same dancers stay there through these changes, though.


Well, I walked in the door. No cover charge. A decent looking petite girl with her hair dyed black asked my what I wanted to drink. Shortly after, an overpriced bottle of water was handed to me. I was feeling upbeat and generous, so I gave both the waitress and the bartender a tip.

The club was mostly empty. They have tiny stage bar-side, and a bigger stage out on the main floor. The lights in the main area were off, though, and about 3 other customers were seated at the bar. Each had a stripper sitting next to him, and none of them were facing the stage.

The girl who was on stage didn't have any tips, so I gave her one and found a seat.

No sign of that dancer from last year.


All of these day-shift dancers looked like older, MILFy types. Some stretch marks here and there, but still pretty.

The dancer who was on stage plops herself next to me and makes some generic small talk. She asks if I am buying lap dances today.

"I'll try one, sure."

"They're $20 each, and it's $20 for the VIP."

Since I was going to leave for the next club soon, spending $20 on a VIP band didn't make sense. So I declined and headed for the door.




So it's off to Club A. As I said before, they're a lot more pricey than the other two. But they do have pretter girls there.



I get inside, and as promised, no VIP or cover charge. Free (non alcoholic) drinks, too.

The waitress asks me what I want to drink and guides me over to the bar. The seats are mostly filled with strippers, as this club looked pretty empty too. I turned to face the stage and see a skinny black girl walking on.


Then I see a thick and beautiful Hispanic girl walking. She's about as tall as I am, with rich dark brown hair, big brown eyes and an adorably cute face. Some truly serious curves, too.
She looks like just arrived because she's still wearing street clothes. A blue denim jacket and skimpy short-shorts.

I'm pretty blatently checking her out and she looks over at me. She locked her eyes straight on mine and smiles as she walks over. She introduces herself and shakes my hand.

I say, "Wait, isn't there a special James Bond way that you're supposed to shake a girl's hand? Like this?"

I really had read this once. Instead of interlocking thumbs, you're supposed to wrap your fingers around hers and draw her hand up to chest-level. Something like that.

"I can't remember how to do it, though.

"Then how about this?" she says. She gives me a boob-hug. You know, the kind where the girl goes in chest first and really presses herself against you.

She tells me she'll come back and talk to me later, and continues toward the dressing room.


By this time, the waitress had my drink and I went over and sat by the stage. There's about 6 other customers, but it feels more empty than Club C because this is a much larger room.


I try to have good etiquette and tip during each song. Soon, the skinny black girl who was getting on stage seats herself next to me. She asks if I want a lap dance. I'm not big on angular bony girls, but since the dances were two-for-one, I go ahead with it.



Pretty run of the mill stuff. She spends a lot of time talking to the girl in the next couch over. At the end of the first song, she gets up and thanks me. It turns out that because of the 'Customer Appreciation Day', they weren't doing two-for-ones. Also, the dances were $25 each instead of $20 like normal.

This kind of took the wind out of my sails. When I budgeted $300, I had imagined it being enough for 30 lap dances (not that I was planning on spending all of it), but you understand). At $25 each, that was going to be enough for 12.


So I decided that I would get one dance from the beautiful girl I saw at the entrance and then leave. I looked around, but I didn't see her anywhere.

I sat down stage side again and watched the show. Some nice looking girls, but none really worth $25 a song.

Several more skinny girls sit next to me. If they ask for dances, I just say 'Maybe later' and they leave.


Then the really hot girl is up on stage. I tip her quite nicely in hopes that she gets the point and comes to me when she's finished.


But she disappears into the dressing room again.

I tell myself that I'll watch one more girl's set of songs on stage, and if I don't see her by then, I'll leave.


The girl on stage is pretty hot...A nice face with big natural boobs and pierced nipples. Worth considering, but I don't pursue her.


Well, she gets done, so I head for the door. On the way out, I see the girl I was looking for sitting at the bar.

I say hello and she asks if I want a lap dance. Finally!



We arrive in the VIP area and I sit on a couch. She takes off her bra and sits next to me. Looking her over, I realize that she is probably the finest looking stripper I have ever seen. I already elaborated this, but she really had it all. Long legs, huge butt, small waist, big boobs, cute face and smile, nice hair, shiny brown eyes. Daaang.


The dance begins and I start to get that woozy feeling. She smells really sexy too. Truly a full sensory experience (minus taste).

The song is over as quick as it began, and I say I'll buy another.


Well, I ended up buying 6 from her. You know how it is when you're at 'full mast' and you just don't want the experience to be over. Looking back, it really was rather foolish to spend that much money, but hell, it was worth it.

After I left the club, I just sat in my car smiling for about 5 minutes before I started the engine. Man, I've been day dreaming about that girl for the past two days.




As most of you probably know, sometimes on SCL and TUSCL they mention specific dancers by name in their comments/reviews. Since I had never seen this girl before, I was curious to see if anyone else had mentioned her. Putting her dancer name and the club name into Google turned up a MySpace page with a lot of pictures showing off her marvelous butt and breasts, and her pretty smile. Just as nice as I remember. I thought of posting them here so you can see what I'm talking about, but I think that's over the line.

I guess since I'm just a horny dog, I was thinking about sending her a message asking if she does OTC stuff, but I won't. I'm sure she gets bombarded with that already, both online and in the club. It would be way too stalker-ish, too.

stressed
04-10-2009, 09:40 AM
glad to hear you met up with your fave from last year---it is always exciting seeing a girl from way back and know that you are going to have a good time. Meeting new people is always great but when you find the one that does it all for you----its just that much better.

moscm
04-10-2009, 02:16 PM
Well, in truth I just met a different girl who was as good/better than the other one.


But my post was so long and rambling that I don't blame you for getting the wrong impression--Heck, I didn't even proof read my post after I wrote it.

stressed
04-10-2009, 04:37 PM
Day 2
like i said we stayed with my friend in atlanta got drunk and went to bed at 3:00

Day 3-monday
Savannah
Uncle Harrys
bankroll $1000.00

I really wasnt expecting much out of this place and i told D before we left to make sure he could drive because this was my last day of the week to get hammered before i had to start doing my speeches and duties for the conference. I can do it tired just not hungover.

We get to the club and it was much nicer than i expected from the outside although as we were driving to it i was getting really concerned it was out in the middle of a bunch of what looked like plants and warehouses. The cover was 5.00 i think and i got carded-woohooo.
We walked in and the place was nice for a small club. They had two stages with poles and two bars on both sides of the club. It was a monday and at the end of the month and it showed, maybe 7 men inside and not many dancers. I gaze across the room and see only one dancer that i would consider who was occupied.

We went to the bar and ordered when a pretty little shot girl named Luna came up and asked if we wanted a shot. I asked the next day if i could use her name on this website and she said yes. We declined at this point and said maybe later.
I am scoping things out and it just doesnt look good when i see this huge as room in the corner with curtains all around it. It looked like a big bed with a canopy on top with draping curtains all around. This must be the vip room. A young pretty black girl comes up to D and starts chatting with her for a while before he goes back to the lap dance rooms. Prices are 30.00 per dance topless. He gets a couple of pretty good mileage dances and comes back out. I am bored out of my mind and slowly start to drink myself into a blissful state of i dont give a chit.

Luna comes to see me again after about an hour and i take a shot of what seemed like pure alcohol. I saw her go in the back with a custy earlier so i ask if she does dances which she informed me yes, but was up front with the management charging more for her, because she doesnt sell shots and the other dancers dont like it when she goes back. So my dances for the night will run 40.00. I really didnt care at the time, i just wanted to hang out with someone before i was bored to tears so i took her back for 3 songs. She was a very good dancer and i found out she used to work at the gold club in hardeeville, which was our next stop. She was making more money doing this than working there.

We come out of the room and tell her to stick around and i will do more shots. My second shot i asked her to pick hers first and of course i took it from her as she claimed it did have some alcohol in it. Yeah right now you pick one. She grabs another just like it and after taking it i give her a little hell about drinking straight cranberry juice. She denies it and says she just makes them really weak since she has to do so many a night. We spend the next hour making small talk and finishing off the rack which i started taking the butane from then on.

D goes back with his dancer again and the dancer i saw when i first came in is freed up from her custy and walks by. Luna knows here and we do a shot together. I take both girls back for a couple of songs together and it went really well. The dancer was petite with a nice rack and was very friendly with her dance. Luna was good but as she put it (she is a prissy little bitch) and no one touches her. I was fine with it because i usually do not touch unless they take my hands anyway. After the dances i realize that this dancer would be perfect for D. In my fuked up mind i came up with a plan that now as i look back on it was pretty shitty of me, but hey i was getting hammered. I told Luna that i wanted for her and this dancer to go to the big vip canopy room. Of course i had a problem with the other girl that has been sitting with D all this time. D has gotten a few dances from her but it was only because there wasnt anything in the club that turned him on.

I bought luna something to eat as i took D to the side and asked him what he thought of the other dancer, as i suspected that was the one he had his eye on.
I told him that i would pay his dancer the price of what she would get for the room and she wouldnt have to do anything but that i wanted to buy the room for the four of us instead. Sounded reasonable--------------holy chit. His dancer pulls me away and goes off about how rude that was of me and that she has been sitting with D all this time. I was a little suprised and a whole lot buzzing when i said to her. I am sorry i figured you wouldnt mind unless of course you are in love with him or something. Youre not in love with him or you? Well no!! So what is the point of being pissed take your money do nothing and be happy. She continues on her rant until she is called to the stage. At this point we leave to go to the room.

The only thing i remember about the room is that the liquor hit me hard and at one point Luna gets up and walks over to D lays down on her back on top of him and as he reaches around to grab her tits, his dancer pulls his hands away and says " You cant touch the prissy little bitch". I really do not remember much of anything else, which is unusual for me. As we come out of the room i go straight for the door when D gets stopped by his dancer. She wants to know where her money is and D is like you are going to bitch and give him as much hell as you did and still expect him to pay you. Take it up with him..I was already out the door and never even thought of her. I do not know if i would have paid her or not, but i most definetly would have if she would have been okay with it.

So we get in the car, and my employee pretty much gets the show of his life as my drunk ass is going off on this bitch and blahhhh blahhhh blahhhh. We get to the hotel and he is laughing his ass off at me as i try to make it up to my room.

Luna gave me her number and said she was calling in sick to work tomorrow and wanted to come hang with me at the gold club the next night. Cool--tomorrow was all about my boys anyway. She will make for good company, plus she knows 4 of the dancers there.

I have a 5 hour board meeting tomorrow at noon and its 4:00 when we get to sleep. I should be fine!!!

Vip they gave to us for 150.00 each X2 = 300.00
room was 75.00 i think.
i spent an additional 260 in dances on the two girls and a whole lot
of alcohol.
spent about 700.00
D spent about 300.00
Tomorrow we pick up my best friend and Luna's two girlfriends take him and D to the cleaners. lol.

to be continued

hockeybobby
04-10-2009, 06:46 PM
Good to see the lads making some interesting reports. Keep it up boys.

Smokeless
04-11-2009, 10:06 PM
I actually made it to the club last night. Pretty vanilla, hardly entertaining as reading material. And certainly can't top Stressed! Thanks for the good stories. I can't wait for the next installment.

SlamTheDoor
04-13-2009, 10:44 AM
Here's a few quickie trip reports from around Baltimore. Over the past couple weeks I've dropped into several clubs for short visits. No lap dances, just watching (much to the disappointment of several dancers).

Went to Norma Jeans mid-afternoon on a Monday. Place was nearly dead, with me being one of only two customers when I arrived. All dancers were African American. I like black dancers as much as I like any other dancer, but being a very white guy I feel like I stick out too much in a black club. Never had a problem, just not my preference to stand out. Anyway, long gaps where no one was dancing on stage. A few girls asked if I wanted company, but I declined. A few very attractive dancers that I enjoyed watching, but many that weren't. Left after about half an hour. I had been to Norma Jeans several years back and there was more racial diversity. Norma Jeans is one of the larger, more upscale, clubs on The Block. They have pool tables and a couch for lap dances.

After Norma Jeans I found myself in Lust, which I had never visited before. They have an upstairs and a downstairs and upon entering I was directed to the downstairs bar. Even mix of black and white dancers and about the same range of attractiveness as Norma Jeans. Again, I was one of only two customers in the place. Every dancer that approached me asked the same question, "Have you been here before?" When I answered they each responded with, "Well, why not?" Nice girls. I stayed for less than an hour and then left.

Stopped into Oasis early on a Saturday evening. Sat in the downstairs bar and watched the dancers. Again, all the dancers here were black. There was one knock out and two that were very cute. There were a few other customers here, but where I was sitting I had at least three empty stools on either side of me. I stayed about an hour and tipped fairly while watching the stage show. Before leaving I took a peak upstairs just to see what that part was like. Had the same basic lay out but there was a couch and table area near the front of the room.

Lastly, went into The Goddess near the stadium on Saturday. It was before eight o'clock and there was a game that night. I was the only customer in the club and there wasn't anyone dancing on stage when I came in and sat at the bar. After about fifteen minutes girls started dancing on the stage. Most girls were very attractive. I tipped well (for me) after each completed their two song rotation on the stage. All asked if I wanted any company but I wasn't in a social mood or in the mood to spend a lot of money so I declined. I stayed until nearly nine and was still the only customer there at the time I left.

According to an ad in the local paper, Hustler Club is now opening at noon during the week and they offer a free lunch, along with other discounts during the day. I suppose they are trying to compete directly with Scores, which offers a $3.99 steak lunch during the week. Although, every time I've been in Scores to get the lunch it wasn't like the place was packed. Still, free food and cheap drinks are a good incentive to get me into a club.

stressed
04-14-2009, 04:53 PM
day 4
Hardeeville
The gold club
bankroll--700.00

After a grueling 5 hour board meeting, i find out that i have to attend a 2 hour vip cocktail party---yeah just what i need. 7pm rolls around and i make it back by a quarter to 8 to find my best friend who we shall call Rupert and D drinking waiting on me. I typically like to wait until after 10pm before going but i do have a speech in front of about 200 people at 8:00 in the morning so i let the guys know i need to be in by 3:00. They try to change plans on me at the last and want to go to a byob fully nude bar-but i aint having it. About this time Luna calls and asks what time to meet her there and i tell her around 10pm. I wanted to acclimate before she got there. After getting lost for about 30 minutes we drive up to a large club out in the middle of nowhere---damn magellan. As we walk in Luna is also and we go in together. The place is so far the largest we have been into on this trip with 5 or 6 private lap dance rooms on the right and 4 huge vip rooms on the left with two couches in each and a champaigne buckets in the middle.

I introduce Rupert and we go to the bar to get our drinks and go to the stage. A beautiful thai dancer is on stage and it just so happens to be one of Lunas friends. She sits with me and points out one of her other friends and she is an older knockout blonde with a gorgeous body and an outstanding outfit. Thai gets off the stage and luna grabs her and puts her on D i think at least that is where she ended up. Out comes the blonde in a long cloak with a hood and she is so seductive and sexy that i am a little put off that this is a chill night for me. I am normally not into blondes but her outfit is intriguing in itself. She has a black corset underneath with fishnet stockings and she works the stage as if she has owned it for many years occasionally looking in the mirror to remind herself that indeed she is the goddess she believes she is.

Rupert leans over to me and says damn she really is into herself isnt she. I keep one eye on her and look at him with the other and say so is ever guy in here. She does her dance and gives rupert a little attention and comes down to sit with Luna and myself. Rupert gets up to get us a drink and i pull Mrs. Cloak and dagger in close and explain that Rupert has a very dry sense of humor and that if you can deal with it, you will bank. She comes back with so i need to put my hard ass on for the night. Oh yeah she has done this before. She gives me a hug and says leave him to me tonight. He is tight as shit when it comes to letting loose his money on things like this. But if he gets rolling a girl can do very nice for the night especially if she keeps him drinking. The only problem Rupert is also a professional drinker so she has to keep him for awhile.

Thai gets D into the lapdance room and i do not see him for awhile as rupert comes up to Mrs. cloak and says "you know you really seemed into yourself up there, but you are turning out to actually be really cool." :O Yeah thats my boy...lol
She sits with him for a bit and then takes both him and luna into the lapdance room and once again i find myself alone. They eventually come out and join us once again and we hang out bullchit, blah, blah, blah.

I turn to luna and say i am feeling left out and wannnnnna dance. She cannot go in the room with me without a dancer so we go to D and thai and i borrow her for a song. THai dances for luna as i watch and afterwards i decide to screw with D. I tell thai it is my turn and Luna leaves. I keep thai in there for 3 or 4 songs while D gets antsy outside. Luna comes back in and i tell them both that I will convince Rupert to take his girl to the cr room while luna, thai, D, and I will take the other one. I tell thai and luna that as soon as it starts for luna to go to D and thai to me and start dancing. }:D He is so into her i expect a good laugh out of this one. They love the idea of course and we leave the room to hatch our plan.

D gives me this look when we come out like wtf man, lol. that was worth the 100.00 right there. I guess luna had already told thai D's secrets spots and she has been screwing with him all night, pinching his nipples and speaking thai to him as she danced for him. He was so hooked that a 2 lb test line would have gotten him in the boat.

We get into the cr room and find out that they will not let luna dance for me so that sucked. The curtains close the song starts and thai comes sit on my lap as luna heads over to D,,,,,,,"Dude, you got to be fucking kidding me." We all break out laughing looking at the puppy that just got the ham bone from thanksgiving dinner pulled out of his mouth.:D Just pathetic...that made my whole night. Luna and i bs and i give her a massage on the other couch as D enjoys his Thai for the evening.

I forgot earlier in the night, luna jumps up from her chair to meet a guy that walks in the door and talks with him for a moment. I gather that is the boyfriend. Indeed later she confirms it for me. THis is not the first time this has happened to me, and i doubt the last. I ask her to introduce us and she does. I talk to him about his job and we make a little small talk before i tell luna that it is time for us to go. As we head out a fight between the bouncers and about 4 guys break out and they almost roll over Rupert. I go to Mrs. cloak and thai give them a hug and asked if they were taken care of and both said they did very well. I hug them all before i leave and luna took my phone and put her real number in it and said to call her when i come back.

We make it back to the room and my head hits the pillow at 2:45--whew just made it. I lay there trying to go to sleep thinking of everything that is going down tomorrow, i have my speech in the morning then meetings the rest of the day with two cocktail parties back to back before i go to the one club i have been waiting a year to go back to. THe one girl in all my years that has completely hooked me works there. Oh how i hope she is there. If she is not, this whole trip will suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kk.:'(

i am unsure what the boys spent but after listening to them i added up about 1800.00 between the both of them.
i got away with about 200.00

next three nights we party at the diamond club in hilton head.

TO BE CONTINUED.........

stressed
04-15-2009, 04:39 PM
day 5
hilton head
the diamond club
bankroll---800.00

What a long day---speech went well---meetings were okay--cocktail parties were a good start. The day has finally come. I go to see the one stripper that has had me mesmerized for a year now. This is the only girl that has ever stayed in my thoughts for such a long time. Last year we spent one night together that i will never forget. It was a typical evening except for the fact that she was (how can i put this).......Take a moment if you will and think of the one girl that you would be most sexually attracted to---nothing else just pure sex...the one that if she offered it up in front of the people you most respect you would and could perform in front of everyone---having sex in front of people is not something i would want to do, but this girl could have me anywhere, anytime. For you married men---that one girl that you would have to yes to even in front of your wife.....Yeah that bad.

Last year i did not converse with her very much--i was so far into fantasy land that i just couldnt speak. The one thing towards the end of the night that i did say that i wish i wouldnt have was...........I need a KISS!!!! Yeah i did it. Looking back i wish i wouldnt have but i was really screwed up about her....If i was ever going to proposition a dancer, she would have been it. She had an amazing body---never mind i wont go into much detail---you will understand after my next two installments. Just put it this way LAST YEAR---not this year---she could have quoted 10k and i would have taken her home. Anyway i think i made my point of how crazy in lust i was last year. Oh and i have only kissed two dancers inside the club in the past 10 years and one was my nurse(wish i wouldnt have done that one) and the other well she was the spitting image of Megan Fox



I asked for the kiss and she obliged later and became my vegas girl for 2 days. You really cannot fault me for that one. Thats a story i have never told.

Anyway on to the diamond club. We walk in myself and 4 other guys from the conference including Rupert and D. The gorgeous cougar at the front door i remember well and asked her if (we will call her Kate) was there. Alas my heart was broken when i found out that she was off on wednesdays. I walk in the club like a puppy that just had his nose rubbed in his own pee. I was devastated.:'(

We sit at a table and order drinks while watching all the girls do their thing. THe club has one stage with a long pole in the middle and a bar towards the back of the club. It is not a big club, and it was real depressing this night. Finally a blast from the past gets on stage---my tall pretty military girl from last year. She is the best pole dancer i have ever seen. I learned later that customers do not tip her on stage because they do not want to interrupt her. she normally walks the club afterward and they give her tips then. She pretty much does everything on that pole that is possible. Her strength is amazing. Of course she climbs all the way to the top inverts and drops down within 6 inches of her head hitting the floor. I have seen this done before but not that close and not from that high up. I got dances from her last year before i met kate and figured i would make her my date for the night if she would have me. We go upstairs later in the evening 35.00 upstairs and 15.00 downstairs. She is very tone and a great conversationalist. With my 8years military background we easily held each others attention. It was a decent night , but kate was on my mind.

Towards the end one of my guys pissed off the waitress who i pulled away from him and promised her i would take care of it and that it wouldnt happen again. She was sort of a drama queen, but i didnt want to be banned before i had my time with kate the next two nights. Rupert had his game on that night when a big stripper sits down with us and ask what we like. "oh we love them all, we accept all shapes and sizes here, there is no stripper we wont give hell all night long." yeah thats my friend!

We get back to the room around 2:30 and i pop a few sleeping pills and dream of try to get some rest before 7:00 comes. The last time i looked at the clock it was 3:45-----damn i wish i could sleep.

Not too much damage tonight--about 250.00
D found a redhead that he spent about 400.00 on.
the other guys i really dont know.

I have to leave to go out of town for a few days so i will post again next week

TO BE CONTINUED...............................

azdd
04-16-2009, 07:35 AM
I go to see the one stripper that has had me mesmerized for a year now. This is the only girl that has ever stayed in my thoughts for such a long time. Last year we spent one night together that i will never forget. It was a typical evening except for the fact that she was (how can i put this).......Take a moment if you will and think of the one girl that you would be most sexually attracted to---nothing else just pure sex...the one that if she offered it up in front of the people you most respect you would and could perform in front of everyone---having sex in front of people is not something i would want to do, but this girl could have me anywhere, anytime. For you married men---that one girl that you would have to yes to even in front of your wife.....Yeah that bad.

Nice TR stressed, sorry you didn't link up with "Kate", but your setup paragraph above has me anxious to read the next installment. I've known a dancer like that, and believe me they don't come along very often. I hope you find her again, and we get to hear about it!

stressed
04-21-2009, 02:58 PM
day 6
Hilton head
the diamond club
Bankroll----800.00

We walk into the club and i ask the beautiful cougar at the door if kate is here. YES she is.
HOT DAMN-----my heart starts racing--felt like i was in high school again. We walk in, this time i have about 6 guys with me and we catch a table as i scan the room looking for my angel. She is nowhere to be found. I figure she is upstairs, since she is the most popular girl here. 30 minutes later, no Kate. I go back to the cougar and she assures me she is there. I am getting impatient at this point and almost grab a girl to go upstairs and do a dance for me just so i can see if she is there. Damn i am scaring myself here. LOl Calm down boy. Ok i have totally hit rock bottom loserville. Another 15 minutes goes by and my boys are giving me hell that she isnt here and that i better start scouting for another. I am pouring the drinks down me, when there she is just as lovely as the year before. She is walking my way, my heart skips about 10 beats when a hand grabs her and she ends up dancing for another customer on the floor before she takes him upstair. DAMNNNNNNNNT. How long is this going to be. I am turning down one girl after another and let them know i am waiting for kate.

Thank goodness he was a one dancer as she makes it back down stairs quickly. She is immediately grabbed by someone else and she dances for him as i move closer to the bar and wait. She finishes and turns around and we are face to face. I am usually not one at a loss for words, but i find myself searching for the right thing to say---what am i a 16 year old geek in high school----spit it out boy.

Hey, you have been busy girl i have been waiting for you all night. She smiles and says so you are the one that has been asking for me. Yeah honey and you are done for the night. The guys are yelling at me and i tell them i will see them at the end of the night. We go up stairs and she sits on my lap waiting for the next song and we talk a bit. She dances two songs for me at a time and we take a break and talk. They have a bouncer that records the dances. This goes on for a while until she gets called to the stage and i go downstairs for a break with my boys. She is dancing and they start ragging on me like they are going to start taking her up one by one the rest of the night. Just their way of getting back at me since i am one of the board members of our conference.

I go outside for a moment when i bump into more attendees of the conference one of them being a young lady that started covering her face when she saw me. OH my god, i cannot believe your here, worse yet i am here and you see this. She is totally embarrassed, when her girlfriend who also is an attendee gets out of the cab and sees me. Holy shit, oh no, not you, anyone but you. They start rambling at each other as other attendees show up outside. Couple of guys show up hey if (my name) is here you shouldnt be embarrassed. Yeah but he is one of the leaders, Oh my God oh my god. Okay it is starting to get old and i grab both of the hands and bring them inside the club to sit with our group

gotta run
emergency

stressed
04-25-2009, 01:45 PM
Sorry about having to leave that last post---business you know

So i sit the ladies with our group, and kate gets off stage and comes over to me. We start back upstairs as the two ladies gawk at me like i was doing something they would never dream of me doing....whatever!! Kate and I go back to our couch and start chatting and are really starting to get to know one another---if her side is true. For some odd reason i am letting her know more about me than i usually do with others. A lot of times if a dancer asks me a question that i do not want to answer, i will try to laugh it off and say that is to personal and i have just met you. I am at ease now with kate and she begins dancing for me again. Her body is immaculate. Her eyes, lips and hair are perfection. She has long hair that covers both sides of my face as she leans in to kiss tease me. Oh how i wish she would. The bouncers are very strict up here, and allow absolutely no touching of the body except i guess for the hands, because kate and i held hands all night and as she danced for me our palms would be flat against each other or just entertwined. It is very intimate for me and i enjoy more than touching any other part of her body.

She moves from facing me to sitting on my lap and turning her head to look at me from the side. I love gazing into her eyes and she knows it. She switches back and goes down for the kiss tease and i couldnt help but ask for it. She gently passes her lips across mine with her hair hiding everything from both the other dancers and the bouncer. My heart flutters like a little boy getting his first kiss. It was very quick and just made me want more. I figure i could wait and might get another with out asking.

The rest of the night we stayed upstairs and i did recieve a few more kisses that gradually got a little longer but never like my Megan Fox look alike in vegas. That was just a damn makeout session}:D.....Oh those were the days!!! I learned a lot about kate this night and am looking forward to seeing her again tomorrow.

damage--700.00 and worth every penny.;D

TO BE CONTINUED

stressed
04-25-2009, 02:59 PM
day 7
Hilton head
the diamond club
bankroll--800.00

This is it. The last night I will see Kate. You would think that going to bed between 3-4 every night would have taken its toll on me by now, but i am full of energy and ready to go. We make it to the club and our group is now at about 12. We have 3-4 tables together and the dancers come flocking. No sign of kate when a pretty little blonde with short hair sits by me and starts chatting. I get a look from one of my boys---he knows i do not care for blondes or short hair--not to mention its all about kate tonight. She asks me for a dance and i tell her to dance for my buddy next song. As we continue to talk a dancer drops in on my buddy and the next song is about to start. I look at my dancer and tell her go ahead and dance for me. She is very beautiful but i find myself searching for kate as she dances for me. She finishes and asks if i would like to go up stairs and i give her maybe later.....Yeah i said it and didnt mean it, but it just came out. She leaves.

I am sitting there watching the military girl on the pole when i feel these two hands on my shoulders as i look up i see my angel. I thought it was you she said. She sat down as my friends all got up to introduce themselves to her and giving me a hard time at the same time like dump this guy and go up with me. We chat for a bit before we go up and start our routine. She gets called to the stage again and i go down and wait for her. During most of her routine she keeps eye contact with me. A couple of my boys would put there head in front of me, they are getting sloppy drunk and have spent a fortune on boos. Everytime i would come back to the table they would have a drink waiting for me. Oh what good friends i have. She comes down and i take her to the corner of the club where we can be alone. We talk about everything and it is too personal for me to share here. I found out later that indeed everything she told me was true and that is why i have not described her in detail. I just do not feel comfortable giving too much information about her.

They call for the shot and two dance walk.. all the dancer must get on stage walk down and give a customer a shot then dance two songs for them for 25.00. Of course kate walks past everyone to me and i take my shot but tell her to keep her clothes on for the dances. I love her outfit. The song was weird, and i dont remember the name of it, but she made the statement of not knowing how to dance to it. She started doing a silly little dance in front of me and at that moment i do believe i Fell in Love.:O:-\;D...Yeah i know wake up boy..dont be stupid...But alas i was completely hooked. No longer did i care about the physical attraction, i was enamored with her whole being. She excused herself to go freshen up and reached over and kissed me in the open of the club. Wow, that was unexpected and i am on cloud nine. I keep telling myself this is a club experience and nothing more, dont get stupid on me.

I know this is the last time i will see Kate as we go upstairs for another round. I am excited but also very sad as i see we have little time left. She dances for me and i receive more kisses. At one point while we she is dancing she ask me if i masturbated before i came in.:O No one has ever asked me this and i was like NOOOO, did you? Well of course. I mentioned to her that i bet she had a lot of guys cum while she dances for them and she said Yes way too many. I told her she didnt have too worry about that with me, that it only happens for the real thing. She reaches down and puts her thumb on the head of my soldier and feels a little precum and looks at me and says well u not completely dry either or something like that. I was too shocked to hear exactly what she said. I asked her how fast she thinks she could get me off if we were together and she said probably about 5 minutes. I am thinking to myself that if she was in complete control it would be more like 2 minutes, but after hearing her comment, i told her that just because she said that i would fight her for at least 15 minutes. No way will you get the best of me.}:D

I look over at a couple of my buds getting dances and one is laying back with his mouth wide open looking like a complete idiot and i say omg please tell me i do not look like that. She assured me that i didnt. We chatted a bit more and gazed into each others eyes for long periods of time while i caressed her hands and legs.

We went down stairs and i found us a table in the back and we talked for the rest of the night. I mentioned to her that i travel a lot and would love for her to meet me on one of my trips. She said that would be great but how will you get a hold of me. I give her my phone and after she makes fun of my ancient phone--(i have a blackberry now) she puts in her number. The time has come and she hugs and kisses me one more time as i have to leave to go back home tomorrow.

When i get home i do a check on her via internet and everything she told me was true and the information she gave me to contact her was all personal---emails with her real first and last name and other things i will not get into. One thing i will say is that she is not only a dancer but her other job is right in line with what i do for a living and her interest are also the same as mine without me every telling her mine. To find someone that loves the same stuff that i do, is very unimaginable, for my interests or not common at all. I have emailed her a few times and we have kept in contact. I guess i will know for sure if she comes with me on my trip in September. Even if i am getting played which is what i expect, i had two of the best nights i have ever had in a club. If i am not then i will take this lady to many beautiful parts of the country in the future. The anticipation of seeing her again in a non club atmosphere has lengthened this great experience and the money i spent seems minute.

Yes this is probably one more very good dancer doing a fantastic fantasy job on a customer, but i will take it. I loved it and it will at least last until september.....

Damage---800.00 and my heart.
10 years of clubbing and i finally got nailed.

Earl_the_Pearl
04-25-2009, 07:08 PM
day 7
Hilton head

I thought it burned down?

Golden_Rule
04-30-2009, 09:53 PM
I'm bored but feeling the potential of the not yet fading afternoon and the fine weather we've been having the last few days brings. Summer in April, got to love it.

I call a gal pal [GP] of mine, a recently retired dancer, and ask her if she feels like a hang tonight. She's up for it. I pick her up as the sun is setting low in the western sky. We hit a steak place in Avenel. The beer is cold, the steak is nicely done and we chat about our lives since the last time we spoke a few weeks since. We make plans for the rest of the evening.

Seems she wants to hit this BYOB nude club in Neptune [down the shore as we say]. Well, its not truly BYOB, its a juice place and you have to sneak the liquor in but that's half the fun. So we hit a liquor store and get a flask of rum and one of vodka and off we go to see what the night will unfold for us.

We get off my ride and secret our contraband, which is harder than usual as the fine weather means we are both wearing less in which to hide a bottle or two. My friend looks fine in her tight jeans and a wicked halter top but as we size things up its obvious there is no place for her to hide a flask. Looks like I get to try and bring both bottles in. So one down the front of my 501s and the other in my engineer boot and I just hope no one looks down cause it looks like I fractured my calf.

We head to the door and I pay our way in. We say quick hellos to people we've made passing acquaintance with on former trips and take up residence at a table near the stage. We order orange juice and a coke. I wait for an opportune moment and divest myself of the now uncomfortable holdings. A quick look about with a keen eye shows that we are only doing what many others have done. People keep picking up their glasses and bringing them below the table, hands unseen, obviously fortifying whatever mixer they have in their glass before bringing it back up to the table top.

There are three dancers on stage and five or more milling about. Eight is a bit low for a Saturday night in this place so I have to figure there are as many as four in the LD room. It's still early so that would mean business is good. Only about a dozen customers, besides myself and my gal pal, in the place so... doesn't matter if people are spending though. It will get busier later. It usually does.

We strike up an old acquaintance with "T" who recognizes us and makes her way over. "T" is a local. Jersey Shore Italian. Big hair, big brown eyes, tanned skin [tanning salon, of course], big silicone assisted assets and very curvy. Without asking she makes herself comfortable and immediately asks what we brought in with us. AH!!! I see... The Lady is thirsty. Hahahah! I thought it might have been she actually wanted to renew old ties but OK, no problem. I like to share. We tell her and she asks if she can have a stinger. We order another OJ.

We shoot the proverbial shit for a bit, she gets her drink on and makes bye-bye. We don't mind as "T" isn't truly either of our style. "GP" is an Eva Longoria type. Short, dark hair, olive skin, all natural and very curvy with a decidedly Latina booty. She likes them fair, taller, blond, natural and lithe with a dancer's body. She is an incredible lipstick lesbian, strap-on, top who truly tickles my sense of humor with her evil, infectious, laugh and her delightful sense of the bizarre. She is bright, funny and deliciously twisted in the best sort of way. She is no man hater, likes hanging with the boys, but couldn't care less about "the penis" [other than maybe she'd like to borrow one, just once, to see what it actually feels like to fuck with a real one - hey, I'm not putting words in her mouth, just repeating what she's told me more than once herself]. As a wing-gal you couldn't ask for better. I've never had a bad time in her company.

We make small talk with some dancers, tip at the stage, pour a few drinks for ourselves and our visitors and we are running low on vodka. I ask "GP" if she is good for a moment, leave her a portion of my tip roll, and I slip out of the club to make a quick liquor store run. This takes me about 25 minutes.

I come back and after checking in at the door head back to our table to see "GP" with a thong wearing blond taking dollar bills out of "GP's" mouth with her size B breasts. She is decidedly "GP's" type and it looks a little like "GP's" eyes are glazed over as she is enjoying how close the dancer is getting as she performs this little maneuver. It seems it has the attention of some of the audience and the other dancers on the stage who, far from being upset by the little show, are egging them on.

I'm wondering when to re-enter their air space as I certainly don't want to be a buzz kill when "GP" sees me and waves me over. She makes introductions.

"B" is from upstate NY. The first thing I notice is that she is about 5'10' and most of it legs. She is fit, toned and tight with the bluest blue, big, shiny eyes and a small town demeanor. Yeah, I can see what "GP" is ga-ga about.

She is VERY young and a sweet kid. She stays at the table, "GP" is pouring her a tall OJ and asks me for the vodka. I pull out the stash. I get the impression the last of the old bottle has made its way into "B", perhaps. Either that or she has had a couple elsewhere. She's not at all drunk. Just obviously buzzed very slightly and its making her a bit silly. On her it actually looks cute though I give "GP" the evil eye. I've seen her do this before. See's far worse than most guys I know about getting a woman a bit tipsy in order to grease the gears for ... well, you know. She has an absolute thing about being a straight girls first experience. We've talked about it many times and I have told her its something of a character flaw. Any time I bring it up she politely tells me to go fuck myself. So I drop the subject. I give her just short of a vicious pinch and fix her with a, "play fair", look and she shoots me back a "Hey, I am. I'm not doing anything.", look in return so I let it go, sit back and get ready to enjoy the show. Its going to be another one of those interesting nights.

Earl_the_Pearl
05-01-2009, 09:46 AM
Its going to be another one of those interesting nights.

No money shot? /:O

Golden_Rule
05-02-2009, 12:11 PM
No money shot? /:O

Pick one of the following:

1) The lack of one makes for a more interesting story as the reader can take it where their imagination leads them.

2) The guys present get tired of hearing about it after a time and just call BS, which wouldn't be true but I don't like having to justify a TR after I've made it.

3) The dancers present get tired of hearing about it and paint me with "bad custie" brush for being who and what I am; which isn't a bad custie at all but simply a little bit of an imp with a wicked imagination and an ability to use it to facilitate the desires of myself and my friends with the help of the fully able, and fully consenting, partners in crime we pick up along the way.

:D

Smokeless
05-03-2009, 11:37 PM
4) All of the above.

JoeUnCool
05-04-2009, 10:11 AM
Pick one of the following:

The dancers present get tired of hearing about it and paint me with "bad custie" brush for being who and what I am;

The girls paint a vast majority of the guys that walk into a club that way, so what does it matter. }:D

Earl_the_Pearl
05-04-2009, 04:43 PM
Pick one of the following:

1) The lack of one makes for a more interesting story as the reader can take it where their imagination leads them.


Oh like the last episode of the Sopranos. So did you get wacked?



OFF. :thinking:

Golden_Rule
05-04-2009, 08:59 PM
Oh like the last episode of the Sopranos. So did you get wacked?



OFF. :thinking:

Not by anyone present when this went down. Two nights later, but that is another report that should actually go in the OTC/grail thread.

As I said, GP is a great pal and wing-gal but wants nothing to do with my penis. [though she did use it once like a sort of dildo on another dancer in a champange room a few years ago... but I doubt that when she did it she was thinking of my benefit - NOT that I am complaining :)].

No, I just had fun watching and hanging with other people having fun that night.

Earl_the_Pearl
05-04-2009, 11:53 PM
No, I just had fun watching and hanging with other people having fun that night.

Like my neighbor in Montclair said; "One can observe a lot by watching". ;)

Golden_Rule
05-05-2009, 04:26 PM
I am bring this up because I mentioned it above and it is a funny story.

A few years back my friend GP and I go to a club specifically to meet a dancer we both know for some time and that GP has been suffering a case of the hots for just as long.

We've hung out together as a group, just the three of us and also as part of a bigger group. T, the lady in question, asks us to drop by the club she is working at. Its been dead. She's been bored, and I am sure she is thinking my tip roll couldn't hurt either. The place is an "upscale" club and we go there after getting a bit at a local joint nearby.

"T" is a tall, thin, blond with perky B cup breasts and a face that looks a bit like a young Daryl Hannah. GP and I belly up to the bar and get a couple of drinks and no sooner then T appears GP is drooling. I ask her if she wants a bib, she gives me an elbow to the ribs.

We say our hellos but T is apparently looking for someone she thought she was going to get a dance with earlier. Her mind is on her money and her money on her mind so off she goes. GP puts a four inch stiletto into my arch and I make sure to ask her to come back to see us as I wince in agony. I swear that is why she hangs with me, to get me to do her dirty work for her. I feel so used. :)

We go and get a table and listen to the DJ play the music way too loud and talk too much.

I see someone I know and invite her over to sit with us. My type, which happens BTW to look just like GP just not gay, is precisely "G". To GP G is like looking in a mirror and she isn't particularly interested [though in a pinch I suppose]...

I wind up talking to her and get a table dance while GPs head remains on a swivel looking for T to come back.

This kind of stuff goes on for about 45 minutes until T makes a re-entry into the orbit that is our table. She sits, we talk, we order drinks. There is more talk. There is the question of a dance and I say why not, but I ask if it is OK if it be the three of us. T hesitates for a moment and asks if she can leave to ask the LD room manager if that is OK. I know its OK I've done it in the club before, but don't say that I just tell her that we will be there when she comes back.

She comes back and she says the guy gave the thumbs up. We head back for a dance, which becomes two, then three and four... She is giving GP the most sensuous dance, very slow and erotic but not overtly sexual. The tease is making GP nuts. I can see it. She is all smiles and soft strokes, avoiding contact with anything serious. Hands almost touch breasts, lips almost make contact...

T is draped across the two of us and I'll be honest, I'm being far less timid. I am NOT going to push beyond where she will let me go but there haven't been any protests yet. At some point T breaks contact with GP and gives me an inspired LD and I am, ah... impressed. Both physically and mentally all my buttons are pushed. GP has moved behind her just stroking her hair, shoulders, back...

The subject of a VIP comes up. I'm flying a little short, the ATM in the club is a hold up machine something like $7/hundred fee, and but there's that heel again in my arch... I check my bankroll and I figure I might just have enough without hitting the bandit ATM, I do the math, GPs looking at me with pleading eyes...

I whisper to her that this is going to be dutch I get a face... "yeah, right". She knows she has me over a barrel because she knows I love watching her operate. Its either tremendously hot or funny as hell and sometimes its both and I don't get to see it all that often so... I relent. Off to arrange for the VIP we go, after rearranging ourselves that is.

The VIPs here are rather plush but kind of small. Its just a small couch that goes around two of the small walls, conversation pit style, with a circular table, mood lighting and the on the opposite wall.

This is a few years ago, like I said, so no cameras. I get a one hour with bottle service and we retire to the room. The VIP dances are topless as a regular rule in this club and nude at the dancer's discretion. I've had a lot of nude dances in this club. The general rule of thumb is to tip the waitress well when she brings in the bottle and to ask her not to disturb you unless you call for her. You've already slipped the VIP room manager/bouncer a $20 before he seats you.

We small talk with a little grab hand going on, mostly be GP and T, and the waitress shows up after a few minutes. I tip her another $20 and ask her not to be in a rush, we'll call her if we need her.

I poor vodka stingers [like I said this place is high end ::) ] for three and T begins to give GP another lap dance while she peels away her outfit down to stripper shoes and a thong. I sit close but don't intrude. She finishes her first very steamy dance after a few minutes and it is obvious that GP is visibly affected.

We talk, we drink, we play patty fingers, we drink some more, GP gets another dance, we talk and another drink... like I said we all know each other and its pretty comfortable and its starting to get a little silly... laughing, good chemistry and fun.

Its about a half hour or a little more in and T turns to me and asks me if I am getting a dance. I say sure, why not with a lusty grin and T comes over and gives me one of the most erotic dances I've had. Slow grind, super tease, and during the course of it she slips out of her thong in one very graceful move that ... well... wow. She's rubbing me through my clothes, slithering up and down my body. I look at GP and she is literally licking her lips. T mounts the couch, sitting in my lap, facing me and begins this incredible slow grind. GP moves behind her and is stroking her hair, moving her hands down her upper arms, I've buried my face in her neck, kissing its nape... T pulls back a little... we look at each other... we kiss. Just a soft full lip kiss but it had real passion in it. We've known each other for some time and this is the first time that we've danced, turned into a VIP and now this...

I'll finish the story if anyone gives a shit and won't be offended if no one does. It was though, without question, one of the very best bits of business I've ever indulged in because it ended on a particular funny note [funny to me in hind sight anyway - in was painful in the moment] and it was one of the few times a dancer picked me over GP {LOL}.

hockeybobby
05-05-2009, 04:46 PM
Well I for one would like to hear how this ends GR. Continue sir.

rob0411
05-05-2009, 07:16 PM
On with the show!

Smokeless
05-08-2009, 11:04 PM
I'm all ears. And other parts. Got me going there, GR!

FBR
05-09-2009, 04:23 PM
When I vacation in Florida, my brother in law and I always hit the clubs after playing golf. It's a tradition. But this year I was feeling kind of blah about it largely due to the economy and the thinness of my tip roll. But after he kicked my ass on the links I felt a need to assert my manhood so we headed on up to club B. I love the clubs in Pasco county. Full nude...full alcohol...such a huge difference from Ohio. Anyways, we hit club B. The girls were hot and we both did our share of tipping stage side getting some pretty good visuals. We received some nice stage side mileage there and tipped accordingly and went back to our table assuming that we would be visited by the ladies but WTF...nothing. They flocked like lemmings either back to their regulars or to a cluster of dancers that were hanging out at a table near the bar. As others have said, do dancers want to make money anymore? We decided this was lame, finished our drinks and headed to the next club, Club E which is on the south end of Pasco county. We received a bit more attention there but nothing to write home about. There was a young 23 yr old dancer who talked too fast which was complicated by the background noise and made no sense to me but I liked her smile and her curly blond hair and took her back for a dance. She had a tight butt and nice legs but her tits were off limits so I lost interest pretty quick. We only did one dance. We left club E and headed to club A. By this time I was down to $60 which as you guys know means you may as well be broke. But my bro in law wanted to go there because he is kind of hooked up with a particular dancer. He could have offered to front me some green but he didnt LOL Anyway we rolled in. I had never been there and was kind of whoa this place is damn classy. Spiffy dressed security dudes walking around and strippers going about with entitlement mentalities. We found a table and settled in. I was feeling kind of lame with basically no money and was pleased that the first woman who approached us was the waitress. She took our drink order and headed back to the bar. But it was only moments later that we were hit with a double. My bro in law was good but I was...fuck. I committed the unpardonable sin and told her I didn't have any money. Of course, she didnt believe me but after a while I guess she did and left. There were several replications of this. But one of the ladies (Miss B whose real name is Michelle ha!) came along. She was pretty cute. Brunette, smallish but nice tits, a woman's hips, brown eyes and a small tramp stamp. I bought her a drink and we talked a while. She left of course but came back later. As we were talking after she returned they announced a 241. I still had the final $60 on hand so we went back to the dance area. I was stunned by the mileage there. I mean, I was figuring not much of anything. I am used to Ohio with nothing. She took my hands and put them on her tits, stick shifted and worked me to next week. I wish I would have had a lot more money. We talked about the benefits of more money in VIP. She was clear about the end results I'm just not sure about the methods. HJ's dont interest me. BJ's are more interesting but FS is what I would pay for. I guess I won't know until I go back for my next vacation this coming fall. I gave her my cell number...she wouldn't give me hers due to husband issues...ha! We shall see. But if nothing happens they were still a couple of great dances.

FBR

Golden_Rule
05-09-2009, 09:20 PM
[Disclaimer: The following took place a good number of years ago. Pre-dated cameras in VIPs. Was undertaken by three people who had known each other for sometime before what unfolded here AND been drinking quite a bit. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!]

Run up to part duex: Its about a half hour or a little more in and T turns to me and asks me if I am getting a dance. I say sure, why not with a lusty grin and T comes over and gives me one of the most erotic dances I've had. Slow grind, super tease, and during the course of it she slips out of her thong in one very graceful move that ... well... wow. She's rubbing me through my clothes, slithering up and down my body. I look at GP and she is literally licking her lips. T mounts the couch, sitting in my lap, facing me and begins this incredible slow grind. GP moves behind her and is stroking her hair, moving her hands down her upper arms, I've buried my face in her neck, kissing its nape... T pulls back a little... we look at each other... we kiss. Just a soft full lip kiss but it had real passion in it. We've known each other for some time and this is the first time that we've danced, turned into a VIP and now this...


T and I are necking like high school kids and GP is behind her, rubbing against her and cupping her breasts. I'm holding T close as she grinds against the surface of my soft dress cotton blend slacks. They have a silk liner [something I love and if you can't get them that way and have a good tailor I suggest you have them lined... its GREAT in the warm weather for feeling comfortable]. I was attempting to rock that whole Miami look back then that had come back with the retro 80's thing. You know, the cotton and silk blends, the loafers with no socks. Even wore a Panama Jack. Trying to release my inner "Sonny Crocket", but in retrospect the whole thing made me look like an old Cuban. :)

GP was wearing a very short black, backless, mini-dress and when I looked over T's shoulder at her she had removed her hands from T's breasts, slid one hand up her skirt, finger frigging herself, while playing with T's joy-buzzer with the other hand. Quite a sight. I could feel the back of GP's hand every time T ground up against me. I was, to say the least, aroused.

T broke our embrace and leaned back, shooing GPs hand away, and through my pants adjusted me upward so that she could ride the underside of my shaft and went back to doing just that while leaning back. GP kissed her and I have to say the view was simply fantastic.

GP decided she'd had enough of letting others run the show and she started directing. She moved T off me and sat her on the couch where she proceeded to give her a first rate lap dance, but not slow and sensual. She was grinding away at her pussy with her thigh, kissing her face, lips, neck, breasts. I'm sitting to T's right and she reaches out with her right hand and, finding the zipper of my slacks, unzips me, takes me out and proceeds to just give me one lovely hand-job.

GP has stopped the grinding and is kissing her way down T's belly to a point where she settles down for some serious oral attention to T's happy place and I have to tell you I am thinking it just doesn't get much better than this in a VIP.

GP is at this for a bit, while T continues to stoke me, but it should be pointed out that while T is enjoying it T is not actually gay, nor even particularly bi. She is, as they say, gay for pay and has done girl-girl shows for private/bachelor parties but, as far as I know, has never had a long standing affair with a female partner. So as much as T is enjoying GP's attention she isn't getting off.

Now to make what has become a long story short she starts saying, "I need to get fucked". She says it several times in fact. GP, for some reason, finds this less than satisfactory. In hindsight she seems to take minor offense to it. In two fast moves she flips T over onto her side, does the same to me so that T and I are now spooning, she then grabs my exposed manhood at the base of my balls and shoves me toward T's lady parts.

Now you would think this was a marvelous bit of business for me, and I have to admit that for the first few seconds so did I, but you see the force of that first thrust at her had GP pulling up on me so hard that her hand almost pushed my testicles out of my nutsack and it felt like she was trying to rip my dick off and use it as a stand alone device. It was readily, and suddenly painfully, obvious that she wasn't doing this for either of us but had slipped into some kind of, "My tongue ain't good enough, bitch? Well then take this!, mode.

So here I am having my dick plunged into T's willing flesh and feeling, ah, well... the combined pleasure and "WHAT THE FUCKness!", of the whole "GP's trying to rip my joint off at the root thang going on.

The pain soon overtakes the pleasure and I'm losing steam by the moment. Though unless T is a very good actress she did get off but she was the only one.

The, "What the hell are you doing?", convo that transpired between three very buzzed people after that did, luckily, devolve into serious pants pissing laughter as we three realize we certainly let that bit of business run a tad amok, just a bit. :)

Like I said, in hind-sight a very funny bit of business with a petulant looking GP realizing her T thing was never going to materialize. Me with a horrible case of blue-balls in more ways than one [I was sore for several days] and T trying to figure out how the train jumped the tracks. All of us at a loss for words just at that moment but still able to laugh at ourselves. In fact laughing was really the only appropriate response available for three friends who had just experienced what we had.

T has moved down to Florida so GP and I don't see her much anymore. She still has family in NJ so she comes up from time to time and when she does she calls and we try to hook up before she heads back. We almost always recount that story, after a few drinks, and when we do we still laugh at it.

Smokeless
05-10-2009, 04:56 PM
Thanks, GR. Great story.

And FBR: It sucks not having lots of cash. I must limit my trips to $150 each these days. Not enough for a decent TR. Damn!

FBR
05-10-2009, 07:47 PM
And FBR: It sucks not having lots of cash. I must limit my trips to $150 each these days. Not enough for a decent TR. Damn!

Smokeless, considering today's economy $150 could warrant a nice TR. But I agree with your point. I used to drop 4-5 small and not even think about it. I hope those days come back. In the mean time I am saving weekly in a side account so that when I head back to Florida in the fall I can see if Miss B was serious. Is that lame or what but it is what it is. She told me $150 for the VIP plus $100 for her which I assume was the happy ending cost. Should be interesting.

FBR

Smokeless
05-11-2009, 10:55 PM
Oh, yes it's lame. But it's perfectly understandable. If you wish to see lame, see the <TR> section in this (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1804125)!

In the meantime, good luck stimulating your business.

stressed
05-17-2009, 06:48 PM
Dallas
The Mens Club
Bankroll--0.00

I had a meeting to go to up by dallas and decided i was going to drive it, finish it and drive home. It took a lot longer than i thought, so i dropped by my favorite hotel right by the mens club and down the street from the lodge. As you all know i met a 42 year old at the lodge last time and i had her number but i decided to try out the mens club since i knew i would have to go funny money............ughhhhhhhhh. I cancel all cash withdrawals on all of my credit cards as soon as i get them because of the high limits that they have. It only sucks when i get into one of these situations. I left my stash at work because i seriously did not think i would be staying the night. i be damn if i do that again.

I get to the mens club and after making sure i could get funney money went to the bar and gave my credit card and license to the barman and told him to let it ride for the night. It was around 8:00 and this place was dead. The club itself looked nice as i walked in with one large room with a center bar and a huge stage with no pole. there was another room in the back which i later found out to be a vip area with another stage. I would have went there but i knew i would be paying big juice on the card and just hate giving money for nothing.

I sat down and ordered a beer....yes a beer--i am changing everything up tonight. I watch a few very beautiful woment do there thing on stage when a homely young stripper approaches and asks to sit down. I allow it and she proceeds to say NOTHING.....i am not very interested in the first place and am not about to push conversation so i sit there and drink my beer and watch the dancers. After about 5 gruelling long minutes she asks if i buy dances and i told her eventually but i just got here, she took the clue and said she was going to mill around....thank god.

I have finally picked a few dancers that i want and am getting ready to open my body language up when a tall dancer passes on the other side of the bar and looks at me, i divert my eyes hoping she got the message, but alas i feel someone sit down beside me moments later. She didnt even ask, (okay this one has potential), we get the introductions out of the way and she starts chatting and i tell her about the other girl and she says well we do have the ole 5 minute rule. Apparently she doesnt follow her own rules because 30 minutes later we are still bullchitting about everything. She has long hair, great eyes and a mouth that was just oh so inviting. She was not in my wheelhouse anywhere else, but she was a great conversationalist and i loved her hair. She brought me outside to the pool that they have in the back and explained about the parties and such that go on back there where custies would actually swim with the dancers. Never saw this before but it might be nice to try.

She started on crown and coke and the bartender brought it out in a Libbey Endeavor glass ( much nicer than the garbage that the lodge was serving out of).
The chairs were just as comfortable as the lodge and even though it was dead that had quite a few nines and tens working. Some gorgeous blondes and brunettes which i had picked one of each for the night until this dancer showed up. Well she was fun so i got a dance from her and she was even more fun, and of course got the second and she just kept pushing the envelope, and of course i wanted to see how far she pushed so i got the third--again out of character. Now as i said she overall was not in my wheelhouse, but for some reason the sarge was getting all worked up and was begging for duty. I have come to find out he is just a man whore and it doesnt really matter to him.

She ended up messing with sarge and giving him a little attention and told me that was a compliment...okay thats a first too. We take a break and she goes on stage and the first of 5 visists from another stripper starts. " Do you mind if i sit on your dick" Okay havent heard that one before, i explain i am waiting for my dancer to come off stage. She gives me sad face and moves on. She comes back throughout the night and starts to piss me and the other dancer off as she is looking from the stages.

My dancer makes it back and delivers another dance and cranks it up going from the kiss tease to making contact but nothing major just enough of what i would want. She hits me with another dance and i am face to face with her hair down on both sides as to block all eyes from us as she slowly lifts up and looks down so i follow her eyes and she pulls her thong down for me to get a glimpse of that pretty kitty. She has some cool tatoos there but i will not describe them in case one of her coworkers reads this. The third dance was pretty much all you could want without it getting out of hand. At this point i let her know that she would be getting the whole amount and for us to just hang out the rest of the night. she was cool with that but when i found out that they hit her for 10% of the funny money i got 3 more to make up for the other 13 she got hit on.

We move to the booths but they were horrible, the lodge has them beat here. We spend the rest of the night talking and she meets me outside and i take her back to her place.

Damage between 500-600.

Earl_the_Pearl
05-18-2009, 05:49 PM
Damage between 500-600.
Did you leave a 0 off?

stressed
05-19-2009, 02:37 PM
^^^ got a call 3 days later from the fraud department of my credit card company saying there were some charges they wanted to verify. EEEEEEEkkkkk. turned out ok but i am always concerned that i could get hit with a bad charge. My credit card company called me after the last visit i used the card at a club. They take such good care of me. lol.

Maybe if it would have been kate you would have saw an extra 0 but not this one. Speaking of Kate, we are setting up for Vegas in October----we will see. Cant help but get my hopes up, as she has not given me any indication of working me, but i am not foolish enough to not realize the good ones dont. I think i might push for a weekend in New orleans or a cruise to the bahamas over the summer. I have six jobs in 3 different states going right now i hope my schedule opens up a little bit. For her i am sure i could make an exception.
Going back to oklahoma tomorrow, I do not know if i will stay in dallas or not, but if i do i might try a different club. I just dont know which one to hit now. It looks like i will be spending a lot of time in dallas over the next 3 months. Wish it were Hilton Head, then i would have no decisions.

CarlyMIA
05-19-2009, 03:25 PM
stressed, I love reading your strip club adventures! More please!

Wolverine
05-19-2009, 09:27 PM
Going back to oklahoma tomorrow, I do not know if i will stay in dallas or not, but if i do i might try a different club. I just dont know which one to hit now. It looks like i will be spending a lot of time in dallas over the next 3 months. Wish it were Hilton Head, then i would have no decisions.

Try Baby Doll's. If you're staying where I think you're staying, it's just practically around the corner. Actually that whole area is SC Central. I wonder how much, if any, those businesses around there will get hurt with the Cowboys' move to Arlington. It really is a lively area.

stressed
05-21-2009, 04:36 PM
Baby dolls is around the corner from where i stay, i will give it a try.
thanks

stressed
05-21-2009, 04:39 PM
stressed, I love reading your strip club adventures! More please!

and i love looking at your avatar;D
One day i might get to miami and we can write one together.;)

FBR
05-21-2009, 04:54 PM
One day i might get to miami and we can write one together.;)

stressed, this is actually a pretty smooth post.

FBR

CarlyMIA
05-22-2009, 12:15 AM
and i love looking at your avatar;D
One day i might get to miami and we can write one together.;)

Hehe.. promise? }:D