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vmurphy252
05-22-2009, 04:27 AM
^Now that's just mean.}:D

Very nice...

Dirty Ernie
05-22-2009, 08:13 AM
Thank You very much Carly!

Nothing mean about incentivizing your customer base. I've got a bucketful of air miles and have never had any desire to go to Miami........until now.;D

racejeff
05-22-2009, 08:34 AM
Here's a little something to get you here faster...

OoooooohMy

Very nice Carly, too bad Miami is so far. ;)

CarlyMIA
05-22-2009, 08:35 AM
Thank you : )

Just a plane ride away...

The Boob
05-22-2009, 02:03 PM
Mmmm. FLorida.
This reminds me of how there used to be a caller to the Don & Mike radio program who'd use a deep, slow, fake Mexican accent and he'd ask to speak not to the hosts of the show but to the news guy, Buzz Burbank. Then he'd start trying to bi-sexually seduce Buzz on the air, you know, saying "Come to Flo-ree-dah, Buzz."

In related news, I finally found a local stripper who does Florida style grinds for the whole dance, which is quite a find out here in the land of 10 second grinds. I liked how when I complimented her on addressing the needs of the public, she turned it around and said "It's not so much that I'm all that good, it's just that everyone else is lazy." I was hoping to find better dances due to the poor economy making people more depraved, because that's kind of hot, but no-- as it turns out she's been a hidden gem like this since long before the economy imploded. Which in hindsight makes me feel like a moron for buying all those lapdances from dainty flowers. So let's not focus on that...... Not when the near future is going to be brightly lit by crotch friction fires. Mmmmm, fire season.

stressed
05-22-2009, 03:44 PM
Here's a little something to get you here faster...

Beautiful pics, i still not quite sure. I did pull up orbitz.com but i might need a little bit more pushing.}:D

Flight--350
2 nights hotel-- 300 or more
Hot Russian Stripper that knows what she is doing---well might need a clip for both pockets and leave the damn credit card at home.:D

FBR
05-22-2009, 04:53 PM
Well, hopefully you guys will work out the details. If the details get too juicy, I might ask you to take them to PM (which of course would piss off all the Blue members ;) )

In the meantime I:

- did get wood from the pics. That is almost a miracle considering my age and prescription drugs.

and

- am glad I got back from my Florida vacation prior to this and in consideration of my wallet and the relatively short trek to Miami from there.

FBR

hockeybobby
05-22-2009, 07:08 PM
CarlyMia = gooooood girrrrrlllll :)

Golden_Rule
05-24-2009, 08:47 PM
Here's a little something to get you here faster...

I had Pompano flashbacks when I saw those pix.

If you have ever worked there that could be a good reason why.

stressed
05-25-2009, 09:42 AM
What no offer of
Pelmeni---my favorite
Borsh
or even Guliash
A man has to eat after working up an appetite.

By the way you are extremely hot---i know probably only the 53rd time you heard that today, but if you read my tr's.......you know i am a HAIR, eyes, and mouth customer.;)

Any Casino construction going on in florida that would get me there for a few months---dont know how much work i would get done, but if you are as gorgeous up top as you are in those pictures, i guarantee you would be busy!!!!:flirt:

stressed
05-25-2009, 11:06 AM
Cant tell ya
Bankroll--700

I went to the club where charlie my one time atf (before kate came on the scene) works. The place was slammed and i almost left knowing that charlie would probably have a lot of regulars there. I decided to at least have a few drinks, and check it out. I go to the bar and order my grey goose and vodka and notice charlie is with a large group of guys with 3 other dancers with her. Pisser, i sit there debating on whether to send her a text or not, when a pretty little dancer comes up to make converstation. She is about 5 foot and has a gorgeous body but has short blonde hair and bad makeup. I inform her that i just got here and it would be a bit before i get dances and she should go make some money. She took it well and went on her way.

I scan the room and see most of the same ole dancers there before that did nothing for me and it is looking pretty bleak. I watch a few dancers on stage and they are doing very well. This place always does well with stage tipping. It has 3 stages, one in the middle and two on the sides. One of the stages is in a vip area that can be rented out for the evening by the hour. If i had my boys with me it would be a no brainer. They put a guard at the entrance to the area and it seems like it would be a good deal.

I am on my third drink by now and charlie is killing it, i see no future for us tonight.:-[ As i turn my stool to the left i see a smoking hot stripper walking my way---havent seen her before. Long hair, and a super hot walk with a school girl outfit on. Dont usually go for that outfit but she looked more like she was going to a hot halloween party than to class. I make eye contact to try and coax her to stop by my stool as i do not know where she is heading. As luck would have it she barrels into me and puts her hands on my shoulder as she leans in between my legs and whispers into my ear. You waiting for me? Uhhhh yeah!! Sorry Charlie!!

We talk for a moment the entire time she is very aggressive with her hands and most of the time she is standing between my legs giving me a semi lap dance right there on the bar stool. It doesnt take me long to initiate a dance, and we head over to the couches. She is all natural and extremely aggressive in an open area of the club where we are at. It doesnt take her long to find my weak points and she works them extremely hard. All thoughts of charlie have left the building and i get 3 dances back to back. She leaves to go to the restroom and on the way back is stopped by another custy as she reaches me. I tell her to go make some money and meet me back at the bar.-----what a dumbass.

I head back to the bar and for the next hour i watch as she rolls one guy after another as she looks at me from afar with a shrug. When will i learn. She finally makes it back complaining about some of them being perverts and falls into my arms. We talk for the next maybe 30 minutes as she continues to brush up against me---oh i like that. Come to find out she has just started because of the economy and is from out of town so know one will know. She is married with one kid and her husband gave his blessing. He just didnt want her stripping close by.

She told me that she loved it so far, it gave her a chance to act out some of her own fantasies. We went back to the couches and i told her she was done for the night as i would not let her go again...She reaches down and very so lightly gives me a peck and hugs me. I love the kiss tease and gentle closed mouth kisses, not really a kiss but brushing the lips together and taking a nibble of the bottom lip.

As she danced and talked to me for the next couple of hours, she asked where i was staying which i told her. She kept bringing up how she was staying in a dump to keep her cost down while she danced. She told me she had been married for 10 years and that her husband was older and unattentive. One moment as i take the name of the club and state off--just in case someone can decipher who she is.

Anyway i get this vibe from her that she would be up for more later, so i start to get more attentive to her positions on me as she dances. It makes for a few pretty hot dances as it seems (of course i am not sure) that she is enjoying the placement of sarge and the famous reverse grind. Haha that was for you FBR and Hockey Bobby.

We get the last call and i look over at her. She has the pouty look going and i say i wish it wasnt over. She reaches in with one hand on my face and says it doesnt have to be. Oh hell here it comes. The big question is she going for p4p or is she interested. I always hate this part, because 95% of the time its p4p. I kind of skirt that part of it and tell her that i would love to spend more time with her and she suggest we meet at the resort i am staying at. I give her directions and i leave.

I wait for her at the buffet and really wasnt sure she would show so i gave myself a 30 minute time limit. About 20 minutes into it i see her as she walks into the resort and she looks twice as hot in her normal clothes. We embrace and she gives me a soft kiss and then pulls back saying i cant believe i am doing this. We walk around the resort looking for a place to get a drink, but find out that no alcohol is seved after 2:00. Damnt!!! She suggest we just go up to my room and i am no longer pissed about the drink.;D

We get in the elevator and she closes in on me and gives me the first deep passionate kiss. I figure what the hell if she has been married for 10 years i will take the chance that it is okay. We get to the room and things get pretty hot fast. Dancing is not the only the she is good at!! We get to a point to where i go over to my suit case and find that i am out of jackets.:O:'( I look over at her and tell her that i am sorry but i must run to the store for a minute, she agrees and climbs under the covers. I race downstairs pissed off at myself for having to do this and find that i will have to leave the resort to go to a station down the road to find the jackets. Success on my way back.

I open the door to the room and to my horror she is sliding her pants back on and looks over at me. "I am sorry, I cant do this.":( Think man, think..with the time i was gone she apparently had second thoughts. Time to turn it on. I walk over and sit down beside her on the bed and tell her i understand, and that i wont lie that i am disappointed. She bows her head and i reach and lift her chin up and gently give her a kiss. One became another and she started getting back into it. I slowly take her top off and start working my way down, knowing i am going to have to get her started again.

We spend the rest of the night getting to know each other. I wont get into details but i will share two funny things that happened. When sarge finished his business she closely inspected him to make sure that his jacket was fully intact and that no stray bullets escaped. The other one was as we lay in bed she commented that it has been so long since she has had another mans soldier roaming her desert.

Happy Memorial day

FBR
05-25-2009, 12:20 PM
^^

stressed, excellent TR. To be honest, all my OTC's have been well planned in advance with money exchanged early and a handshake to seal the deal. It is probably because I am relatively old and only moderately attractive (in spite of my winning personality). So I do enjoy a story of a dancer earning her club money as agreed upon but then taking it to the next level free gratis to surprise a customer.

FBR

maximvsv
05-25-2009, 03:08 PM
Stressed: I don't know if your stuff is true or not, but keep it coming, anyway.

hockeybobby
05-25-2009, 06:53 PM
Very entertaining stressed. Thank you.

Smokeless
05-25-2009, 10:38 PM
Stressed: Great story. Thanks.

Max: Even if it isn't true, I can't make up stuff like this. I'm glad someone can. But it rings true for me.

Keep 'em comin' Stressed.

stressed
05-26-2009, 08:08 AM
you all are only hearing the good ones....trust me i have some that really suck. :-[ Like my first club experience....that one was horrible and drama hit the fan that night. Getting stuck with a loser dancer who takes your money and runs.

I have enough early stories of strip club encounters where i got way the worse end of it, or just look like a fool, to fill up many pages here. I have been to Strip Club School and have graduated. 8) It is one of the most expensive fukin schools you can go to. Shit it aint all champaigne and roses around here, i just have had a good run lately.

I still do not actively try to pick up anyone, i figure with my luck lately, i am headed for a lonnnnnnnnnnnnng dry spell.

One thing i learned a long time ago. When i focus on having a good time and nothing else----95% of the time i have a good time. Regardless of how the night ends, i am satisfied.

CarlyMIA
05-26-2009, 08:28 AM
What no offer of
Pelmeni---my favorite
Borsh
or even Guliash
A man has to eat after working up an appetite.

By the way you are extremely hot---i know probably only the 53rd time you heard that today, but if you read my tr's.......you know i am a HAIR, eyes, and mouth customer.;)

Any Casino construction going on in florida that would get me there for a few months---dont know how much work i would get done, but if you are as gorgeous up top as you are in those pictures, i guarantee you would be busy!!!!:flirt:

Hehe.. I have plenty of Pel'meni and HOMEMADE borsh... thats right!
I know you're a HAIR guy... can't post those pix for obvious reasons.

... and thank you for the compliments everyone : )

stressed
05-26-2009, 02:53 PM
Just had to put HOMEMADE in there didnt you.

okay you win---not sure when--i am so booked right now with jobs----but you win

i will pm you when i get a date---just dont cut the hair;D--it looks shoulder length

hockeybobby
05-26-2009, 04:29 PM
Cha-Ching!

CarlyMIA
05-27-2009, 03:05 PM
Just had to put HOMEMADE in there didnt you.

okay you win---not sure when--i am so booked right now with jobs----but you win

i will pm you when i get a date---just dont cut the hair;D--it looks shoulder length


I win I win! LoL :)

Golden_Rule
05-28-2009, 08:34 PM
^^

stressed, excellent TR. To be honest, all my OTC's have been well planned in advance with money exchanged early and a handshake to seal the deal. It is probably because I am relatively old and only moderately attractive (in spite of my winning personality). So I do enjoy a story of a dancer earning her club money as agreed upon but then taking it to the next level free gratis to surprise a customer.

FBR

I am curious FBR.

With as long as you have been around the clubs you haven't made friends of some of the dancers and experienced what I suppose would be called "gratis" encounters?

While there is an advantage in a scenario where a man is a co-worker of some sort I can't imagine in all the years you've been banging about S-C's it hasn't occurred at least a handful of times?

Smokeless
05-29-2009, 12:51 AM
^^^ Interesting point, GR. I've had maybe 1 or 2 dances that I remember gratis, and maybe a couple inadvertently so (e.g., we lost count).

I would guess that it depends on your level of spending, the relationship with the dancer, the expectation that you'll always pay, and similar factors that determine the likelihood of a free dance.

rlams2000
05-31-2009, 06:24 PM
This isn't much of a report but I had a small incident Memorial Day at a SC.

I'm sitting at the bar with my ATF and watching the stage action. The dancer on stage was staring rather intensely at me. After her set she comes down off the stage walks towards me and says "if you're going to watch me then get off your ass and tip me, faggot." She then sits 2 seats from me at the bar and continues her rant.

I look at my ATF and said "wow, she just called me a faggot." My ATF just grinned and said don't worry about her, it had been a rough weekend.

The pissed off dancer then proceeded to tell the bartender about her husband asking about a particular regular of hers. It turns out the dancer's husband knows the regular and used to date the regular's daughter. Why she would talk about her customers to her husband is beyond me. Damn she was crabby.

Needless to say, during her next stage set I did not even glance at her. I looked at the bartender and my ATF and said "I'm not looking, I don't want her kicking my faggot ass." They both laughed.

Fortunately my ATF looks like Xena the Warrior Princess so I felt safe.;D

hockeybobby
05-31-2009, 06:31 PM
Holy crap R2K, that sucks. She must have been in a rotten mood to do that.

Earl_the_Pearl
05-31-2009, 07:50 PM
So what is a PL supposed to get for paying inflated prices for drinks? Why don't they just pull guns and take our money.

Golden_Rule
05-31-2009, 08:18 PM
Why she would talk about her customers to her husband is beyond me. Damn she was crabby.

Not crabby, either in her calling you a faggot when you were obviously in the company of another dancer or in her talking to the bartender about her personal Jerry Springer moment [her husband dated her regular's daughter, really... truly Jerry Springer material]. No, just insanity. Whether it was of the permanent or temporary variety is unknown but none-the-less... :)

Golden_Rule
05-31-2009, 08:20 PM
So what is a PL supposed to get for paying inflated prices for drinks? Why don't they just pull guns and take our money.

It does seem unkind, doesn't it. Still, if you vote with your wallet to accept that behavior you can't bitch about it going on since it works.

Me, if I have a problem with the bar tariff at a given club [being a diabetic I tend to nurse a beer, which I'm not suppose too have to much of - alcohol being sugar and all - but I do tip the bartender VERY nicely if s/he doesn't bug me about it] I simply stop spending my money in that club.

maximvsv
05-31-2009, 11:25 PM
So what is a PL supposed to get for paying inflated prices for drinks? Why don't they just pull guns and take our money.

There's no need for gunplay if you're just going to hand your money over to them peaceably, anyway.

In a kind of related note: I was driving a dancer friend of mine back and forth to Atlantic City over the last couple of weeks, and while waiting, I stopped in to "Ego" on the casino floor at the Taj Mahal. Their non-strip-club drinks were more expensive than those at Delilah's in Philadelphia. If you think your drink prices are inflated, fine, but it's pretty much a matter of perspective.

rlams2000
06-01-2009, 04:38 PM
Speaking of inflated drink prices, I bought my ATF a bottle of water the other day and it was $6.50! I told her to go back to alcohol, it's cheaper.

yoda57us
06-01-2009, 05:57 PM
Damn I love Sundays!

My ATF's club has a mandatory one weekend shift per week requirement. She has been doing Fridays but they are terrible and she hasn't been making any money...at least not enough to put up with the Friday afternoon crowd BS. So she has been trying Sunday afternoons...

I arrived at about three to find my fav no where in site. I was one of only two customers in the club so I expected to be pounced on any second...never happened. My girl appeared and mentioned that non of the hardcore hustlers worked on Sunday afternoon so I was safe if she wasn't around. That really didn't prove to be a problem as we spent the next four hours together with no other dance prospects in sight for her.

After eating a free spaghetti and meatballs lunch, chatting for a bit and me being the only guy at the stage through three of her stage sets we headed to the PD area for some good clean but dirty fun! My ATF and I have a good arrangement. She hates counting dances and I can never remember anything once her top comes off so I pay her a flat fee for what usually amounts to about an hour in the PD area. We chat, she grinds, I fondle, we chat...lots of laughing and teasing. It's a no extras club but I'm fine with that. It's a very comfortable place for her to work and for me to enjoy her company and that's really what I am looking for in a strip club visit. I know where to get sex if I want it.

We where back there for quite a while when she heard her name as being next on stage. We had been back there for well over an hour so I got the cash out of my wallet figuring I would pay up, watch her last next set and than head home. Instead she asked me if I would mind hanging out and going back to the PD area after her last set-no extra charge. Her club does a "cattle call" sort of show at the end of the shift where all of the dancers from the day shift have to go on stage and dance one last time to Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls"...gee, what a novel idea for a strip club to use that particular song. My ATF HATES going up on stage for this thus the invitation for me to "hide out" with her in the PD area. Twist my arm!

All told we spent about two hours in the PD area and even though my ROI was pretty incredible she still made her goal for the day. It was a very fun Sunday afternoon.

Golden_Rule
06-02-2009, 04:15 PM
OK, I have to ask what a free spaghetti and meatball lunch at a strip-club rates on the Zagat scale? :)

yoda57us
06-02-2009, 04:25 PM
OK, I have to ask what a free spaghetti and meatball lunch at a strip-club rates on the Zagat scale? :)

It was OK. This club has a full kitchen and most of the food is decent. It's a strip club. Who you are eating with is much more important than how good the food is.

Earl_the_Pearl
06-02-2009, 05:21 PM
A person that eats the free buffet at a SC has not only given up on love he has given up on food. :P

rockie
06-02-2009, 05:49 PM
Earl: In MA they don't give you much extra with the lapdance, so they make it up to us with decent food offerings! This particular club was a restaurant, before it expanded (one side) to a strip club.

Earl_the_Pearl
06-02-2009, 05:53 PM
That is not my line; I heard it from a stand up comic.

rockie
06-02-2009, 06:02 PM
I got a good chuckle out of it!

yoda57us
06-02-2009, 06:14 PM
That is not my line; I heard it from a stand up comic.

Doesn't matter , you posted it...

I don't go to clubs for love or lunch. I go for T&A. My goal was more than accomplished and for a rate of about six bucks a song on this particular day...

What is it about you Jersey guys? I write a TR about a visit to a strip club and all you and GR want to talk about is the food? No wonder none of the dancers I know will go down there to work...

yoda57us
06-02-2009, 06:16 PM
Earl: In MA they don't give you much extra with the lapdance, so they make it up to us with decent food offerings! This particular club was a restaurant, before it expanded (one side) to a strip club.

I don't think we are talking about the same club....

rockie
06-02-2009, 06:25 PM
My Bad! "Girls, Girls, Girls" is more played out than I thought!

Earl_the_Pearl
06-02-2009, 06:30 PM
What is it about you Jersey guys?
http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Fun/forget_about_it.jpg

hockeybobby
06-02-2009, 08:08 PM
A person that eats the free buffet at a SC has not only given up on love he has given up on food. :P

I gotta admit that's fuckin' funny Earl.

LOL

lestat1
06-07-2009, 09:51 AM
I went to my usual club for the first time since last fall. I didn't see my current ATF, or anyone else I recognized. The dancers on staff were looking great though. My first mistake was going at all on a weekend night; it as packed with loud, obnoxious, young punks. Attention was hard to come by, but not so much from the crowd. The dancers were really in low-hustle mode. I know there are many things I don't understand about the business, but what part of a guy dressed better than everyone else there, tipping generously, making eye contact and smiling at you says: "smile and keep walking?" Definitely my worst ever trip as far as flagging down dances goes. It got to the point where I said yes to dancers I'd otherwise say no to, just because I was so happy they stopped by.

I got one private dance from a cute brunette. It was suprisingly unexciting for my first private dance in so long. I can't even remeber her well enough to describe her or the dance.

A little while later I managed to gain a very sexy brunette dancer's attention. She is one I'd had my eye on since shortly after arriving. She plopped down in my lap and asked if I wanted a private dance. Well crap. I was looking for a quick dance first on the floor, as is customary at this place, but when I panicked and answered with "I don't know" she just sat there silently. I was very tempted, but I don't want to buy blind private dances and her silent approach had me seeing red flags, so I changed my answer to "No thanks."

I bought a 2-4-1 token when the light went on, saving it for later. A cute redhead came by; Her dance was okay, but that's all. She either wasn't wearing a fragrance, or it had worn off. The right scent is a strong selling point for me, so she got a "No thanks." I spent my 2-4-1 token on the next dancer to stop by, a brunette who was also unmemorable. Maybe the weariness of dealin with cheap guys all night was draining, and it was late at night, but so far the energy and effort just wasn't there int he dances I'd been getting. So I declined further dances and went back to find a seat with $300+ still in my wallet after trying out two dancers.

A gorgeous thin blonde was hovering near by but I couldn't make eye contact with her. She repeatedly would walk right by me without a glance. This is the one earlier who had responed to my eye contact by smiling and walking away. I need a sign that says: "Have $300 for you. Please come here." Very frustrating.

This brings us to the last dancer of the evening. Very tall and very thin dancer with light brown hair. While giving me a dance some guy knocked into her with his chair. He got an annoyed "excuse you!" from her. Ha, I guess she was more annoyed at the punks than I was after a night of dealing with them. So I started with a 2-4-1 private dance set ($25 to the club, $50 to her), which was nice and sensual how I like them but a bit too teasing. She would change positions frequently, or leave my lap altogether to do her dancing/moves. Ignoring this red flag because of the late hour and being desperate for some fun I bought another 2-4-1 ($25 to the club, $60 to her). This was was more of the same, although she had me a bit more excited as this one came to a close. In for a penny, in for a pound. Putting hope over reason, I bought another 2-4-1 from her (another $25 to the club, $60 to her). She elicited some feedback on whih positions I like and catered her dance moves a bit to my tastes this time. Soft and sensual, but she was still in "tease him into more dances" mode, instead of "make a repeat customer out of him" mode. So my night came to a close rather disappointingly.

She made a comment about the annoying clientele there that night (apparently chair dude had been throwing money *at her* on stage), profusely expressed how nice it was to meet me, then gave me the usual hug and told me her scheule. She told me again how nice it was to meet me and encouraged me to see her again. No kidding, I obey all the rules, touch gently where allowed, and tipped you $170 for six songs of dances. She was very pleasant and had a nice model's body, but she did not deliver $240 worth of entertainment to me. Between that experience and the lack of effort from many of the other dancers in accepting the money I longed to throw their way, I guess the economy can't be that bad. I ended up spening about $400 and feeling sad about the trip as I made my way home.

Smokeless
06-07-2009, 08:23 PM
Disappointing in several ways. Usually your reports are good for a little vicarious pleasure, Stat. Sorry you had such a lousy time.

I too have found the club less than inspiring lately. I can't go, and when I do, my faves have moved on or are off for the evening. I had one strange encounter which I reported on a different thread. The gal was on something or just crazy. Otherwise, too disappointing to report.

At first I thought the club experience is counter what I would have expected given the economy. But then I observed that the clubs themselves, overreacting to the economy, have hired more dancers, hoping to some how make up for reduced income with volume. The dancers are inexperienced or don't care. Or worse. Some of my faves have left the club for elsewhere because they can't make enough money with too many dancers. One has given it up. Another has moved to an upscale club in Denver which is inconvenient for me.

So I spent $$$ and come home dissatisfied and annoyed. Not an optimal club experience! Hope your next trip is better.

Kylea2
06-07-2009, 08:28 PM
^^^ Which club?

JayATee
06-07-2009, 11:40 PM
Lestat if you come see me I promise a better time. ;)

lestat1
06-08-2009, 06:01 AM
^^^ I have to find you first! ;)

JayATee
06-08-2009, 03:10 PM
^ Will you come see me if I tell you where to find me? }:D

hockeybobby
06-08-2009, 03:24 PM
Whoa Statsky....you are practically guaranteed a good time now.

lestat1
06-08-2009, 05:03 PM
^ Will you come see me if I tell you where to find me? }:D

Of course; I've been waiting years for an authentic SW Dance (tm) in my neck of the woods!

I'm really shy. You've officially been warned. :blush:

JayATee
06-08-2009, 05:15 PM
^ Well than I will do my best to bring you out of your shell. ;D