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Earl_the_Pearl
06-13-2009, 01:35 PM
Of course; I've been waiting years for an authentic SW Dance (tm) in my neck of the woods!
If what is written is to be believed a SW Dance will be an air dance from a dancer with a bad attitude.
stressed
06-15-2009, 08:27 AM
^^^^^:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:^^^^^^^^^
CarlyMIA
06-15-2009, 09:08 AM
If what is written is to be believed a SW Dance will be an air dance from a dancer with a bad attitude.
haha.. good one! But not all of us my friend, not all of us... ;D
stressed
06-15-2009, 11:12 AM
haha.. good one! But not all of us my friend, not all of us... ;D
Oh i am looking forward to the day you prove earl wrong.;)
I was flying to miami to see a factory at the end of this month, but one of my jobs got pushed up, so i had to cancel.:'(
Anticipation is good, but that really sucked. On my top ten list of things to do in the near future.
CarlyMIA
06-15-2009, 11:23 AM
Oh i am looking forward to the day you prove earl wrong.;)
I was flying to miami to see a factory at the end of this month, but one of my jobs got pushed up, so i had to cancel.:'(
Anticipation is good, but that really sucked. On my top ten list of things to do in the near future.
eghhh that does suck! anticipation is all mine :P
Golden_Rule
06-15-2009, 03:55 PM
All of this FLA talk has me looking forward to my next trip down to see the Mets in Spring training and those side trips to the Palms/Pompano area. :)
Earl_the_Pearl
06-15-2009, 08:50 PM
Mets
I feel your pain.
Golden_Rule
06-15-2009, 09:36 PM
I feel your pain.
Hey, I am nothing if not loyal.
Mets may mean "My Entire Team Sucks" but they are my sucky team and I'll wait... I ... I can take it. :) {sniff, sniff}
Santana is suffering for tired arm syndrome. They really should rest him a rotation.
The Boob
06-16-2009, 03:23 PM
Twice now for Earl.
First the line "The only way to win at a SC is to own the SC."
And now the buffet comment.
There's this topless place that serves subway sandwiches as a free lunch if you want it, but they're always cold, you know, like they might not be today's sandwiches really but rather yesterday's sandwiches which subway gave to the strip club as a last resort instead of throwing food away? But no, that can't be right because they only make sandwiches after someone orders them, right?, so the stripclub must be ordering them and then keeping them cold for as many days as it takes for someone to walk in and request a sandwich. Which reminds me of how my black friends like to tease me about the way white people enjoy mayo too much---well, to them I say "Taste this sandwich and you'll understand that mayo is God's gift TO ALL OF US!"
Anyway this stripclub closed down so my trip report is just to say that I drove past it in mourning last week and decided to become a member of the Slavic Church across the street as a way of keeping the memory of the stripclub alive in my heart. Now I need to find a Slavic barber to give me one of those Slav haircuts so I can slip in to the church unnoticed. Peace Out and Also Within!
Earl_the_Pearl
06-16-2009, 05:58 PM
Now I need to find a Slavic barber to give me one of those Slav haircuts so I can slip in to the church unnoticed.
Is that a Polish joke?:P
The Boob
06-18-2009, 04:39 PM
I saw them walking out after church services one time and the guys all had a distinctive look, kind of lopsided hair, can't really describe it. A sharp abbreviated cut in back. (None of the women's nipples were exposed.)
Earl_the_Pearl
06-19-2009, 02:37 AM
(None of the women's nipples were exposed.)It is a Slavic custom to have nipples covered wile in church.
stressed
06-19-2009, 11:20 PM
The spearmint rhino Dallas
The JD experience
I walk in the club and head to the bar and order a grey goose and red bull, as the barback hands me my drink, i feel a light touch on my shoulder, i turn and there she is....long dark hair, blue eyes and the perfect tan. I take her hand and sit her next to me at the bar and we talk for a bit about what else, stripper web. She seems very nice and i noticed in another post she wasnt all that enamored with megan fox but yet she has a striking resemblence. I am going to steal the next line from a magazine but it is most deserving here.....In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and said it was good. Many many years later in 1984 he created jd and said it is perfect. Yeah that was cheesy but you havent seen her.:P I must admit when i found out from her that her avatar is not who she was i was a little worried that i might be going to see a short hair blonde--nothing against you ladies out there, just not my cup of tea.
So we talk for a while before she brings me to the back for a couple of 25.00 dances. She must have read my posts because she knew everyone of my weaknesses. She is very sensual and truly a artist at what she does. We head out and go back to the bar and she orders wine as i get another ggrb. We go back and forth for awhile and i can see this is going to turn into a vip room.
We head back to the vip and she starts dancing and kneels between my legs she slowly starts climbing me and is staring at me with those exotic blue eyes as she looks back n forth from my lips to my eyes...as she reaches the top she leans in and gets within an inch of my mouth and turns to the side. A climbing kiss tease omg i have died and gone to heaven. She dances a couple more songs and we take a break. She lies sideways with her legs in my lap and i caress them as we talk about wine and poker. She is a poker fan like myself so we trade bad beat stories.
She starts to dance again and this time reaches up the back of my shirt and takes her nails and scratches all the way down my back. Oh did i make the right decision of coming to see her. As she turns and has her back to me i take both hands and lightly caress her sides and she giggles and falls back into my arms. A little ticklish are we}:D She turns back around and this time she goes up the front of my shirt and leans in for another kiss tease........your killing me. At this point she notices that i have no hair on my chest and ask if i shave...not the first time i have been asked that. It was going about as good as i could want. Not only is she gorgeous but fun also. the time flew and we head back out.
We spend the next hour hanging out taking a few dances and DRINKING. Its time for champaigne room, so we order a bottle and go in. I excuse myself to go to the restroom and get up. She grabs my ass and says hurry up:O I cant really blame her i do have an exceptional ass;D I get back to the room and find out that she has ordered us some food....She knows what i like...it was a little forward but hey i am game. So she dances for me while we wait for the food. She gives me a hair massage if that makes sense. Think of yourself with your girlfriend and you are lying there while she slowly lets her hair flow across your chest, arms and face. For a hair fanatic like myself it is pure heaven.
Our food comes and we take turns feeding each other finger foods and bullchitting about the some of the lunatics on the blue side. Haha sorry guys. Its getting toward the end of my time so she gets up and says i have a special dance for you. She proceeds to get on my lap and she gazes into my eyes and starts to give me a very very slow gently sensuous lap dance all the while torturing me with the kiss tease. This has to be by far one of the best dances i have ever had. The end of the song is coming and she gently leans in that last half inch and they touch. At that point the roof splits open and clouds cleared and a bright shining light comes through and i saw the light and was slowly rising---okay okay so it didnt exactly happen like that.
Alas our time has come to an end and i pay her when the waitress comes in with the liquour and champaigne bill. I reach to pay for it and jd ask for the bill..i looked at her kinda of funny and she said serious i will take care of the liquor. You were so kind and i had so much fun. I kinda sat there for a moment and she got up and snatched it out of my hand and proceeded to pay the waitress. Then all of a sudden alarms everywhere went off and i am like wtf.
As i slowly wake from my sleep to my alarm clock reality hits me like a tidal wave taking all my joy with it. This was the night before i was to go meet with jd. As i get up to go to the restroom, sarge calls me a sorry bastard and next time leave him out of my dreams.....................hey it could have happen...all except for the very last part haha
Jd never showed up:'(
i will give the real trip report next week.
I feel really bad.... I guess I have to make it up to you somehow.....
hockeybobby
06-20-2009, 08:26 AM
What happened JD?
He was coming to see me at work, and I ended up not going...
I know the TR by stressed was fiction expressing his disappointment which was fine although personally I would have talked to JD via PM instead of making a public statement. Having said that, I thought I would take the opportunity to remind everyone that a real TR involving an SW dancer by name must meet two criteria. First, you should get her permission to post the TR in the first place. I'm sure there are many dancers here who would prefer that you not post about the trips. Second, you need to be very careful of the content. A dancer may give "better" dances than she admits to publicly and would prefer to keep that private or perhaps "worse" than alluded to which if called out on, just causes drama which I won't allow. This is not TUSCL or StripClubList. My motto is, it is best to get permission first just like when you want to have a little extra fun at the club.
Thanks,
FBR
The one he posted is pretty accurate as to what would have happened if I had been at work, except for the last part :)
^^ Well then, you guys should have discussed and posted it as a real TR. We would have been none the wiser. ;)
FBR
He was coming to see me at work, and I ended up not going... If you had a firm "club date" you should have shown up. OTOH, if it was vague with no firm commitment and he happened to show up on a night that turned out didn't work well for you after all, I wouldn't sweat it.
FBR
stressed
06-20-2009, 10:12 PM
I know the TR by stressed was fiction expressing his disappointment which was fine although personally I would have talked to JD via PM instead of making a public statement. Having said that, I thought I would take the opportunity to remind everyone that a real TR involving an SW dancer by name must meet two criteria. First, you should get her permission to post the TR in the first place. I'm sure there are many dancers here who would prefer that you not post about the trips. Second, you need to be very careful of the content. A dancer may give "better" dances than she admits to publicly and would prefer to keep that private or perhaps "worse" than alluded to which if called out on, just causes drama which I won't allow. This is not TUSCL or StripClubList. My motto is, it is best to get permission first just like when you want to have a little extra fun at the club.
Thanks,
FBR
Very well understood and i agree completely. Jd and i have been sending private messages back and forth and i told her about the tr, she thought it was funny--which i kind of thought she would. She seems really cool and i didnt think that it would upset her. Of course i have never met her and you never know. I also told her and it also goes for any other dancer on this site, that i would always be very respectful in my trip reports and would never disparage nor write anything that i think would hurt them or shed a light on them that they wouldnt want. I know some of my posts in the past have been a little colorful and full of detail, but they were also of people that i didnt believe were on this site. I hope everyone here believes that i have respect for everyone and that regardless if i met up with a blue for a night at a club or a pink for a gfe it would be thought out very carefully before i posted anything if at all.
In the same manner i told jd that i was a little nervous myself meeting someone here that could possibly post things about myself that i wouldnt want known. I think both she and i are on the same page.
Again FBR points taken and will be followed.
You gotta admit though that was pretty good---if i got anyone
Oh and one last thought---if a meeting went bad and just sucked to high heaven-----i wouldnt post at all:-X....theres no need for that. Its like screwing with someones job---not to mention its just hateful.
stressed
06-20-2009, 10:27 PM
If you had a firm "club date" you should have shown up. OTOH, if it was vague with no firm commitment and he happened to show up on a night that turned out didn't work well for you after all, I wouldn't sweat it.
FBR
the problem we had was indeed i did not have her stage name nor did i know what she looked like. I left on the road before she could get it to me and since she was unsure whether i would make it or not she decided not to go. I do not blame her nor am i upset at all. I had a good time and she did tell a friend that i might show up and i met her---even though it was the last 20 minutes of the night.
I am sure i have said it before, but it is really hard to hurt my feelings, i just dont let things bother me. If i would have gotten her stage name and set up a time and she didnt show up and it wasnt a business trip then i would have been disappointed, but life is too short to worry about it.
Its all good----she is just building anticipation;)
Golden_Rule
06-21-2009, 03:07 PM
Jd never showed up:'(
i will give the real trip report next week.
Wet dream? :)
Smokeless
06-21-2009, 10:57 PM
^^^ I thought it was very funny, actually! And I thought dancers, not PLs, were awful teases!
stressed
06-22-2009, 04:57 PM
The real report
I walk inside and this place is beautiful and it still amazes me at how many upscale clubs i have been in that are so different. My favorite part is the bridge from the upstairs down to the bar where the dancer will walk to dance on the bar like in a coyote ugly bar. I see hand rails which i am sure are for dancers t hang on while they dance on one side of the bridge and none on the other side, so i opt for the side with none. I still like to get wet before being approached by dancers. I get up to the bar and this pretty little short hair blonde comes over to take my ggrb order and we chat for a while----the place is not busy at all and i was hoping i did not have to deny many dancers while i was getting my nerve up to go look for jd.
This whole set up thing was exciting but yet a little nerve racking. I have met many dancers in clubs that just were not my cup of tea and i could get away pretty quick, but this was different. This dancer was coming to this particular club to work that night because of me....I knew a little through email and come on long dark hair with exotic blue eyes and killer tan....thats in my wheelhouse all day. But what about the fun factor--the conversation...knowing good and well that this is a sw'er. What to say and when you do ask one of those questions that you have read over and over about. Gee i feel like a newbie. First drink goes really fast and order another. All of the negatives are working back n forth in my mind. What if she is a bump on a log, what if she pushes me hard for dance after dance and takes me out of my element and my joy. I usually just roll with what comes my way, but now i feel like i am cramming for an SAT exam. Next drink goes---give me another.
By the way this place is jam packed with long dark hair dancers...how in the hell am i going to find her. I get there before nine and during my small talk with a few dancers that had no conversation skills at all i am putting one drink down after another. Good thing i got a hotel 3 miles from the club..its going to be one of those nights. Then it hits me, no one knows me and i am about to meet someone that could possibly hate me and post info about me that i do not want posted. I am turning into a drama king. Enough is enough, where is she i start really looking closely at the dancers and many seem like they could be her. I saw one on stage on the other side of the bar that i was hoping was her. As she was getting off she does a silly little dance that has no seduction to it at all. I loved it--- a dancer doing her own thing. I rise to go outside and smoke----yeah i smoke while i drink and i smoke while i drive and when i am drinking and driving i normally light up two of them. Its been a long day of driving and i am on my second pack. Normally i smoke about 3-5 cigarettes a day when i am not traveling.
I get back from smoking and i go to my glass with the napkin on top of it just like i left it and the silly little dance girl is sitting there waiting for me. I guess she caught me eyeing her from the other side of the bar. She has long dark hair but i could not tell the blue eyes. No deep tan either. We chat for a bit before i ask her if the screen name jd means anything to her. Of course it didnt and she had to know why i asked so i explain it to her. She didnt know jd at least that is what she said. She had sat with me for about 20-30 minutes and i felt obliged to get some dances from her so we went back to the 25.00 rooms. She is very young and has a beautiful smile. Her dances were good, not fantastic but good and just enough to keep me going for a second which i was going to do regardless just for the time she spent.
We get back out and i tell her i am going to go look for jd. I ask a few dancers and half of them say i can be jd if you want. Gee this is going to be hard. I go outside frustrated and a group of six dancers come out behind me to smoke. One pretty asian tells the others she just had a customer jizz in his blue jeans before half of the dance was over----i bow my head and shake it and one of them notice it and starts laughing. So while i am standing there slowly killing myself with the nicotine i listen to the stories of one jizz after another. They didnt get hysterical about it but they did give all of them hell. I had to walk through them to get out, they all said hello and one of them opened the door for me to leave and she says i think he has heard enough. I could write for an hour about the chit i heard outside but this is already longer than most of you probably like.
I go back to my seat and by this time i have hit the grey goose bottle pretty good. Give me another barkeep. Thoughout the night i keep looking for jd and eventually get dances from many different long haired brunettes, but nothing really worth mentioning, they all knew i was there for a certain girl and did there dances and didnt stick around, except for the first one. She kept coming back and i kept taking her back. She was very cute and i had mentioned to her during one of our conversations that i almost stopped her during the last dance and asked her to immediately tell me what your are thinking of. No games i just like to know what they are thinking.....Damn i got a lot of washing i have to do when i get home, i wonder what time it is....etc etc. I told her that in noway would she hurt my feelings and she told me what i thought. She was thinking of the song and what dance move to do next. She was young and it wasnt mechanical yet. She got more flirtatious as the night moved on and we had a good time. At one point she leaned back while dancing and asked me what i was thinking at that moment, I told her that i was thinking i wish she would turn around. She did and straddled me and got real close..........and now. Uhhh you dont want to know---just know that you are doing your job very well. She smiled real big and continued on.
They call out a 2 for 40 dance with a free hat from the rhino. My dancer hates this and says explains that they have to pay for the hat to give to the customer so they actually only make 20 dollars. She gets called to the stage as this is happening and breathes a sigh of relief. I get up to go outside and i bump into a really drunk dancer with the hat on sideways. Are you jd....I am anything you want me to be....never mind. I come back out and go upstairs to look once more. the drunk dancer is there and says please get these dances from me so i can go home and fuk my boyfriend.:O She is really drunk and i tell her that if i get these dances will you go straight home. She says yes. can i keep the hat my boyfriend would love it:O Yah sure, lets go, but if i see you later i am going to take the cap you hear. She needed to leave and i really never got a dance from someone drunk so what the hell---should be different. she sits me down and says lets wait for a new song. okay i didnt know you could dance a half song and get away with it. She proceeds to give me a sloppy dance and takes my hands and puts them on her. Normally that would be fine, but i went into uggh mode pretty quick. I should have just gave her the money took the hat and found a bouncer to get her a ride. She finishes the first song and i tell her thats fine to go ahead and go.
I come out and see this girl. Okay if she aint jd i am leaving....little did i know that it was 20 minutes to 2 and i was leaving anyway. I ask and low and behold she is a friend of JD's and was told to keep a lookout for me just in case i made it. she told me things that only jd and i talked about so i knew she was legit. Now i am pretty hammered by now and she grabs my hand and walks over to a table that has bottle of vodka--(not gg) and proceeds to pour herself a drink. She said the party was gone and might as well not let it go to waste. She picks up a can of red bull and i remark that is what i drink. She quickly grabs another glass and pours me one. I really didnt need anymore, but what the hell i never got a free drink in a club before. No red bulll so we go up to the bar keep and i pay 5.00 for a can of red bull. I have a 5 and 20's left and she says wheres the tip and i open back up and no ones she pulls a one out and gives it to the barkeep. "you gotta tip". She walks me to the back as we talk of why jd didnt show up---i do not remember much except that she starts dancing and moving and asking questions and telling me she is listening and omg i wish i would have met you earlier. Are you enjoying the dances, would you have gotten a vip from me, ninety miles an hour one dance after another as last call was screamed out.
She was really nice but never stopped to ask if i wanted another and continued on. To be honest i would have stopped her if i wasnt pumping for information about jd. I told her what i knew and she remarked they were a lot a like. All of a sudden my name is screamed by the dj to come settle my bill......damn first and last name come on man. We get up and go down stairs and she ask to give me her number so i may call her when i am back in town. I do not bring my phone in so she takes my receipt and writes her number on the back of it. Uh ok, but i am coming back for jd. She did say one thing to me i remember vividly, when she started dancing. "you smoke a lot dont you". Polite for you reek of cigarette smoke.:-[
Earl_the_Pearl
06-22-2009, 07:11 PM
A dancer may give "better" dances than she admits to publicly and would prefer to keep that private...
Do you think?::)
for the record, me and that girl look NOTHING alike, I don't know why she told you that!
for the record, me and that girl look NOTHING alike, I don't know why she told you that! stressed posted about the anticipation. Soon the world will know ;)
FBR
lestat1
06-24-2009, 09:12 PM
Post-Birthday Trip Report
In the history of great frozen explorations, we think of the year 1909. We think of Robert Peary's expedition to the North Pole in April, of Ernest Shackleton reaching the furthest point South in the Antarctic in January, and of Edgeworth David reaching the magnetic South Pole later that same January (thanks Wikipedia). So too, in the year 2009, perhaps destined by fate to be 100 years later, I now count myself among history's great explorers of frigid lands. I went to a different club tonight than I normally do, and truly friends, it was FREAKING COLD! I never saw a thermostat, but based on my attire and the feel of the club, I estimate it was on par with the average surface temperature (in the shade) of the planet Saturn (albeit fewer rings and more boobs).
My GPS found a faster way there than I've taken before. I was early and had time to stay there awhile but I'm a boy scout about drinking and driving (hence why I normally opt for nude juice bars) and was too cold to order a drink. Overall dancer quality was very high, better than my usual club. That has been my experience in this area - classier topless clubs that serve alcohol have more beautiful dancers than the all-nude, higher-contact juice bars. But I digress.
I took a spot away from the stage to avoid being the only guy at pervert row. They have a menu with names fitting for a strip blub, but I am dieting my beer belly away and passed on tasty bar food. My "smile and make eye contact" approach to getting dancers' attention had mixed results. I was in a high-traffic area, so many dancers passed by, but I was also situated between the dressing room and DJ's booth, so business traffic of a non-customer variety was high and many ignored me as they passed to set up their set's songs with the DJ. The DJ avoided the obnoxious practice of ripping on the customers, although I did overhear something about me I couldn't make out from the smokers I passed on the way into the club. I ended up getting a number of floor / lap dances (I never say no to those), I think from every dancer there. The bathroom was cramped, as in "I bumped the guy at the urinal while washing my hands" cramped. I sure hope I didn't cause him a mid-stream misfire.
I had to say 'no' to an awful lot of dancers to whom I'd normally say 'yes,' for I was there to meet SW's very own JayATee. Lil' Miss Adorably Cute with Glasses? No. Miss Heather Locklear Look-a-like? No. Miss Perfect Blonde? No. Miss College Cheerleader Lookin' Cutie? No. I stuffed their G-Strings with singles as I painfully "No thanks"-ed them away, while on any other trip I'd be dragging them off to private dances (dancer quality was really that of a much larger club in a bigger city). At long last, the DJ announces JayATee and I took a spot at the stage. Now, had she mentioned in enticing me to the club that she's absolutely-freaking-perfect; I'd have been there sooner. I won't describe details to protect her anonymity, suffice to say her face is as pretty as they come and her model's body is simply flawless. Strap a pair of wings on her and she could do the Victoria's Secret fashion show at Christmas time. I'm not exaggerating.
Feeling bold and not wanting to miss my chance as the club had picked up by now, following a stage tip I asked her to come find me after her stage show. I think in thirteen years that makes two or three times I've done that. A song and a half of ogling later I reclaim my seat. I was planning on a lap dance followed by private dances, as typically happens, but as I'd asked her to join me she stops by with a drink and sits next to me. This is where shy lestat kicks in. After a comment on her girly drink, I am now (1) intimidated by her stunning looks, and (2) suddenly speechless (damned womens and their hotness and wiles). So I just ask for a private dance.
3 songs for $60 must be a standard deal in my area. I have no idea what portion, if any, goes to the dancers, or what a decent tip is at this place. I went with $80, trying for "above average." Nice big private dance booths here with fluffy couches, however, they have an un-padded wooden beam in the arm perfectly positioned to hit one's elbow or funny bone. This is a one-way contact club, which is now irrelevant as the arctic air conditioning has robbed my extremities of feeling and function, reducing them to mere ornamentation. At this point I "come out of the coffin" as lestat, and hot dancing ensues. The more jaded strip club patrons might find her style too soft, but it is perfect for me. Slow, sensual, sexy slithering in my lap! She asked what I like (major bonus points) so I got myself some nuzzly ear attention and hair in my face. Had I been able to think more clearly, I'd have also mentioned hot breath in the ear, snuggliness, and the heavenly "hair curtain" maneuver. She launched the teasing and oh-so-hot "near kiss" move repeatedly, and I think I stopped breathing each time. As I enjoyed the feeling of hot dancer sexily melting all over me, I am now quite nervous. This is not my usual club. This is not the dirty club I used to visit. There is no lap dance towel deployed to my lap. This is the nice clean club. So I have to not enjoy my dance too much, and here she is dancing perfectly my style. *gulp* The onset of shivering and hypothermia helped me maintain control, along with focusing on not banging my elbow into that friggin beam in the chair. It felt like I generously ended up with some extra time on top of my three songs, or the DJ just doesn't cut them short like I'm used to. Next time I will dress more warmly so I can get more dances, but I was literally trying to control my shivering at the end. Second best part of the evening followed: the car ride home with my climate control set to 85: oooooooh baaaaaaaby!
Total spent: $160 + ~$30 in singles.
I will return.
stressed
06-24-2009, 10:11 PM
very nice lestat---out of your element and still had a good time. I will be hitting my first byob next week--and i dont even know what to do---i think ill start a thread.
and the heavenly "hair curtain" maneuver. She launched the teasing and oh-so-hot "near kiss" move repeatedly
that in itself was worth it all i am sure. Kudos to jayatee also sounds like she is very good at what she does.
JayATee
06-25-2009, 12:16 AM
I'm so glad you enjoyed it! But Im sooooo sorry you were so freaking cold! I feel terrible about it. When you decide to brave the arctic again, I will try and find a warmer spot for us. ;D
Very short as I am tired and not feeling very verbose. Hit the club this past Sunday at Miss D's request. Lo and behold an old semi fav from at my old club is now working at my current club. Miss D actually brought her over and she sat with us the whole evening. One or two of you may remember Miss C from my ancient reports. It's been about 4 years but she is as cute as ever. I'm sure 30 by now. Around 5'2", curly red hair, a tight body, a set of bolt on's that look pretty good and still the same crazy personality. My fondest memories of her are buying her a number of drinks and then face to face LD's and DFK as she ground me. Anyways, here I am sitting between Miss D and Miss C at my table trying to have a conversation while Miss C is stroking me under the table. Reminded me of the good old days when I was a big dog. When Miss D left for the dressing room Miss C had me call her so her number would be in my phone. Since then a few fun texts. I'm pretty sure I could OTC but I don't have the money right now. I will string it along for awhile.
FBR
Smokeless
07-02-2009, 11:49 PM
^^^ You need any donations? Might be worth the resulting TR or Holy Grail. :D
Golden_Rule
07-03-2009, 02:37 AM
I will string it along for awhile.
FBR
May this work out what ever way best suits your desires.
Moneywise
07-14-2009, 05:08 PM
I'm not sure if this was a TR or not because it was a mix of part TR and part OTC... so I will just link it. If you have an opinion on it and can tell me what the fuck kind of person I got caught up with for a sec feel free to let me know because I still have no idea today.. ;D One luv.
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1825553&postcount=2
CarlyMIA
07-14-2009, 06:24 PM
I'm not sure if this was a TR or not because it was a mix of part TR and part OTC... so I will just link it. If you have an opinion on it and can tell me what the fuck kind of person I got caught up with for a sec feel free to let me know because I still have no idea today.. ;D One luv.
Very interesting.. but uhm.. You didnt use a condom? :confused:
Moneywise
07-14-2009, 06:26 PM
Very interesting.. but uhm.. You didnt use a condom? :confused:
Nah. I'm fixed. About STDs... Well... The Goose & Cran kept me from thinking rationally. Unless she has HIV I'm straight. I would have already felt some burn or itch by now.
You probably won't believe this but I have never ever had an STD. I'm often careful but occasionally I say fuck it. It'll probably catch up to me one day.
CarlyMIA
07-14-2009, 06:29 PM
Okie..
Well you got extremely lucky! It is weird to bang first and then ask to pay for round 2... How does that even work?? LoL
Moneywise
07-14-2009, 06:31 PM
Okie..
Well you got extremely lucky! It is weird to bang first and then ask to pay for round 2... How does that even work?? LoL
My point exactly! The sex was good from my perspective and she reciprocated in manner that indicted to me she was thoroughly enjoying it too. I am often a very good reader of people but I think I misread that one.
Smokeless
07-18-2009, 10:10 AM
^^^ Well, you are true to your moniker. First bang for free.
Moneywise
07-19-2009, 03:58 AM
^^^ Well, you are true to your moniker. First bang for free.
LOL
I heard from other girls in the spot that she was kinda "off tilt" anyways so it's probably best that things went down the way they did. Hit it & split was probably the best outcome. I always feel as though everything happens for a reason.
My personal track record in the spot is one that shows a history of pickiness and discreet agreements with a small number of very hot fairly intelligent women that leave the drama at the door when they hook up with me.
Golden_Rule
07-21-2009, 08:54 PM
If you have an opinion on it and can tell me what the fuck kind of person I got caught up with for a sec feel free to let me know because I still have no idea today.
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1825553&postcount=2
If you truly want to know what I think might have happened I left a response for you in the thread above.
wishing well...
stressed
07-23-2009, 08:45 PM
Dallas
Spearmint Rhino
I have already described this club so i want get into it. I walk in as usual and head to my fav barback while waiting for my dancer to show up. She is skipping class to come see me;D. The club is slow but makes no difference to me. I am there for her anyway. I am nursing my ggrb when this sexy tall brunette comes up and asks to sit. Long dark hair, tan, tight, what am i to do. I oblige her. We chat for a bit and i let her know that i am waiting for sara, but would love for her to keep me company and i would tip her when sara showed up. Well this honey made a nice enough impression me to get her number for my next trip into town.
She is super sexy and had the chat to back it up.
I walk out to put her number in my car and check my phone, nothing sara is late. I am thinking to my self that brunette my just get lucky tonight.::). I walk back in to get my drink and this cute dancer with very long hair and curls is sitting next to my drink. I reach around to get it and i notice it is Sara. Damn girl didnt even recognize her. She knew i liked long hair and i guess she sported the wig for me. Hers only goes to right above her shoulders. We chat for a moment but i have 3 in me already so it doesnt take me long to take her back.
I had bought a bottle of wine when she came in and after two glasses she starts to dance. She takes off her gown and still has that perfect ass for a little girl. She is very little probably 104 at the most. Her ass you could balance a drink on though. She gives me the near kiss and hair massage that i like so much before turning and putting perfection in my face. I swear i dont see how this ass is on this girl. She dances on and off and we go to another bottle of wine. She is getting me to drink it as she knows i cant handle the wine. I pay off afte a few more dances and she reaches over and gives me a big kiss. This is a first for me from her and it was nice. She does have nice pouty lips and it was not something that she threw at me right away so i was comfortable with it.
She gets a text from her girlfriend and says bitch i am already here where are you.
I ask her what color hair her friend has and she says brunette. I am thinking to myself that maybe some research on double dances is in order here. I remember the post where everyone put them down and since i have only had a couple in my life, i figured what the hell lets try again. I tell her to bring her friend back here.
:O Holy hell, she is short long dark hair big natural boobs and gorgeous. I will call her gina. Now gina is a little more feisty than sara and they are different in body styles and total different looks. Both beautiful but different. So i get a couple of dances and they are very nice with one on the right leg and the other on the left. They worked together but seemed a little competitive too.}:D. I think i might enjoy this. As they dance sara would pull my head from watching gina and give me a sensual soft kiss. As i would look back and forth watching these two girls i realized that this was going to eat up my bank real quick. I decided after buying the 3rd bottle of wine to make it double dances twice then two singles from each alternating. Lets get a little competition going here.}:D
more in a bit
stressed
07-23-2009, 09:18 PM
part 2
The doubles start getting crazy with gina putting her hand down my shirt and starts twisting and massaging my nipples:O;D. Sara takes the cue and hits the other one. Pretty soon my shirt is wide open and each dancer is giving my nipples much attention with their fingers and mouths.:cloud9: Slowly Sara climbs up and gives me a kiss and gina follows her and pulls me toward her and does the same. I am mystified as these two ladies give me all of a threesome without a happy ending. Although i am pretty happy at this point. Gina remarked after the doubles "Hell yeah you know its good when all three of us have to get dressed afterward".:D}:D The single dances seem to get a little more aggressive too. This was going very well. After a couple of sets i could tell that the wine was getting to sara and told her that she would not hurt my feelings if she needed to go lay down in the back. After much thought she agreed.
I order a 4th bottle of wine and Gina and I had a couple of hours of one on one time and she turned it on. She seemed to be holding back while sara was there but no more. She FORCED me to put my hands everywhere, as she did the same. She went back to the chest and it was titilating to say the least. She did start getting a little rough towards the end and i am not in to that but i obliged with whatever she wanted. I am so easyyyyyyyy. She would grab my hair and throw my head back and attack my neck then pull me close and bite my bottom lip. Damnnnn woman, i beginning to feel like a victim here. Haha.
Anyway the 4th bottle just about does her in too and it is getting late like closing and so i say my goodbyes and head out the door.
Ladies if you are out there thanks for a fantastic night
Earl_the_Pearl
07-23-2009, 09:39 PM
She would grab my hair and throw my head back and attack my neck then pull me close and bite my bottom lip. Damnnnn woman, i beginning to feel like a victim here.
Ladies if you are out there thanks for a fantastic night
May I ask the cost.
I think these rough dancers hate men and want the PL to suffer. Did she draw blood? If so get tested for AIDS.
stressed
07-23-2009, 10:09 PM
May I ask the cost.
I think these rough dancers hate men and want the PL to suffer. Did she draw blood? If so get tested for AIDS.
She didnt bite my neck and i dont allow that anyway, at least not from a dancer. Well there is maybe one dancer i would let do that but she doesnt like biting either---anyway bottom lip was not a hard bite but it was no soft nibble either.
From my previous post you know how much i normally spend on one dancer so just double that and add the wine and yeah it was good night for them toooooooo.
Earl_the_Pearl
07-23-2009, 10:18 PM
From my previous post you know how much i normally spend on one dancer so just double that and add the wine and yeah it was good night for them toooooooo.
I can't help but think of how many $27 HJ with happy ending one could have had for $5,000.00. I wish I had an expense account.
dtxgirl
07-24-2009, 01:34 AM
Hee hee.... I know exactly who you're talking about and I adore them both! }:D
I can't wait for my turn!!!!!!:drink: ......... next time you're in town.......
vmurphy252
07-24-2009, 06:31 AM
Now you're tempting me to head over to your side of the metroplex...