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Dirty Ernie
07-24-2009, 07:14 AM
Very nice stressed. When you combine a junkie and a job that takes you to some great SC cities you get TRs like this. Lucky Bastid. 8)
I can't help but think of how many $27 HJ with happy ending one could have had for $5,000.00. I wish I had an expense account.
Seriously Earl, if all you're concerned with is the price per pop, you could always stay home. Just switch hands and keep your eyes closed. You'll never know it's you. :P
stressed
07-24-2009, 10:13 AM
Hee hee.... I know exactly who you're talking about and I adore them both! }:D
I can't wait for my turn!!!!!!:drink: ......... next time you're in town.......
Oh chit i forgot you knew them, i wouldnt have posted so much.:-X
Well they arent on this site so i guess it is okay.
Cud u figure who was sara and who was gina.
lol i am sure u cud.:P
dtxgirl
07-24-2009, 10:26 AM
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!!!!!
Like I said, I adore them both.
And no, they are not on here. No worries. I won't tell }:D;)
Earl_the_Pearl
07-24-2009, 10:54 AM
Seriously Earl, if all you're concerned with is the price per pop, you could always stay home. Just switch hands and keep your eyes closed. You'll never know it's you. Remember I don't have an expense account and can not write off wine and my famous knee dance.
Remember the OP got a dry hustle; no pop. :O
stressed
07-24-2009, 11:55 AM
Remember I don't have an expense account and can not write off wine and my famous knee dance.
Remember the OP got a dry hustle; no pop. :O
Haha earl i dont have an expense account it is called a slush fund and i have no hobbies. Just something to pass the time.
I dont look for happy endings, if they come so be it....but if that was what i was looking for i damn well dont need to go to a strip club for that.
I like to hang with people that dont give a damn who i am or what i do, in real life you cant get around that. Just too much drama in normal clubs. these girls could care less when i walk out the club and thats just the way i like it---------unless i fall for them. On rare occasion i see patrick in the mirror, but that is very far and few between.
If you want nothing but to get laid why go to the club in the first place i dont see the chances as being high unless you are looking for the hookers, in that case just go find one. I can go in have a good time and walk out without happy endings as u guys put it, and be totally satisfied with my experience. Oh and the most i have ever spent in a club in one night is 1500.00 so its not like i am setting the world on fire. If it meant that much too me i would not do it. Again i spend on nothing and i dont have the finer things in life, it is nothing but stuff. To some people stuff makes them happy----never has for me.
Still looking for that
Earl_the_Pearl
07-24-2009, 12:23 PM
Oh and the most i have ever spent in a club in one night is 1500.00 so its not like i am setting the world on fire.
My mistake; with the 4 bottles of wine and two girls for a long time I guessed $5,000.
Do what you enjoy and can afford; I spent $750 in a shit hole in Paterson and did not get a happy ending. I did no private dances and don't remember much. I got that figure from a dancer almost a month later and was surprised that she and probably all the dancers knew how much I spent. I do remember I was very popular that night. :party2:
stressed
07-24-2009, 12:39 PM
the wine was 50 bucks a bottle
they picked it not me
Earl_the_Pearl
07-24-2009, 12:58 PM
the wine was 50 bucks a bottle
they picked it not me
They must not share in the sale; I get hit on for the $300 Dom Perignon. Not in Paterson but in a gentleman's club, Smiles II, that I will never again spend a dime in.
hockeybobby
07-24-2009, 01:04 PM
Seriously Earl, if all you're concerned with is the price per pop, you could always stay home. Just switch hands and keep your eyes closed. You'll never know it's you. :P
Ahhhh....the Palm twins. They give me famously good happy endings. :D
Earl_the_Pearl
07-24-2009, 02:07 PM
Ahhhh....the Palm twins. They give me famously good happy endings. :D
I only date Rosy Palmer and her five daughters; I would never cheat with the others. :P
Golden_Rule
07-25-2009, 12:49 AM
Seriously Earl, if all you're concerned with is the price per pop, you could always stay home. Just switch hands and keep your eyes closed. You'll never know it's you. :P
Ernie, don't slam Earl so hard. Its a matter of preference and while I feel glad that Stressed had a great time I have to agree with Earl that I would never spend that kind of money for what he got.
That's not saying Stress is wrong. What he did was right for him. I just couldn't, on the scales where I justify the personal worth of things, consider laying out that kind of money. Not even for actual sex. There are SOOOO many things I'd do with $5K before I hit that spot on the list. Its just a matter of how you value things, which is different for everyone.
Golden_Rule
07-25-2009, 12:52 AM
My mistake; with the 4 bottles of wine and two girls for a long time I guessed $5,000.
Do what you enjoy and can afford; I spent $750 in a shit hole in Paterson and did not get a happy ending. I did no private dances and don't remember much. I got that figure from a dancer almost a month later and was surprised that she and probably all the dancers knew how much I spent. I do remember I was very popular that night. :party2:
Did you let Ursula pour too much vodka into you?
You ought to have learned the La vie en Rose lesson by now. :)
They must not share in the sale; I get hit on for the $300 Dom Perignon. Not in Paterson but in a gentleman's club, Smiles II, that I will never again spend a dime in.
"Smiles2". Oh Earl, how could you stand that Russian parade of, "You give to me the dollar I make for you the sexy.", torture they dish out there nightly?
You'd even be better off at the RVI. I really need to take you under my wing. :D [just busting]
Smokeless
07-25-2009, 01:14 AM
the wine was 50 bucks a bottle
Damn. It's hard enough to find decent restaurant wine for $50. That ain't bad for a SC.
I enjoyed the post, Stress. Thanks for the vicarious visit.
stressed
07-25-2009, 10:09 AM
Glad you guys enjoyed---Its always nice to know you find them interesting and not boring.:-\
The Carly experience in 3}:D
It will be under Trip reports with pinkies
Again people not 5k 1500 haha 5k is out of my league for one night anyway. The only time i came close to that was the week of 6 clubs in 8 days earlier this year. That was considered my vacation so:P
Earl_the_Pearl
07-25-2009, 10:54 PM
Did you let Ursula pour too much vodka into you?
You ought to have learned the La vie en Rose lesson by now. :)
Ursula is from old country; I love her accent. If she asks for a drink tell her yes for a kiss; you will never have to buy her a drink again.
No this was at the better club up Market Street, . Every dancer in the club couldn't keep her hands off me, wink wink, nudge nudge. I keep cab fair hidden in my shoe don't tell Maria or Maria or Maria especially not Maria. ;)
Earl_the_Pearl
07-25-2009, 11:11 PM
Glad you guys enjoyed---Its always nice to know you find them interesting and not boring.:-\
If you can afford it and it works for you that is all that counts. I threw out the $5,000 figure as a guess @ $1,500 with 4 bottles of wine I say you got a good deal.
I'm sure your dancers were top shelf as was your wine; my dancers were house brand and we drank beer. If we let a third party smell our finger he would not be able to tell top shelf from house brand; especially scene my finger has a more complex blend of essence of dancer.
It is supply and demand; whales make it difficult for frugal PLs thus my concern. Of course my concern is my dilemma not yours.
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Golden_Rule
07-28-2009, 02:03 AM
Ursula is from old country; I love her accent. If she asks for a drink tell her yes for a kiss; you will never have to buy her a drink again.
I know. Still doesn't explain though how someone with your pedigree could tolerate Smiles2?
3-Legged Man
07-28-2009, 03:26 AM
whales make it difficult for frugal PLs thus my concern. Of course my concern is my dilemma not yours.
Oh, that's so true. The hours I've spent waiting for some freakin' whale to finish up with the lady of my fantasies.... It really puts you in your place.
Earl_the_Pearl
07-28-2009, 07:56 PM
I know. Still doesn't explain though how someone with your pedigree could tolerate Smiles2?
Walking distance if necessary, pretty women, $40 motel accross the tringle and FREE BUFFET.
A man that eats the free buffet at a strip club has not only given up on love he has given up on food.
I have not been to Smiles II for quite some time as I spend most of my time at my vacation get-a-way in East Orange. :dopey:
Earl_the_Pearl
07-28-2009, 08:00 PM
Oh, that's so true. The hours I've spent waiting for some freakin' whale to finish up with the lady of my fantasies.... It really puts you in your place.
Oh I don't care as the whale, if he is lucky, licks her man's sperm off her nipple. :yuck:
xdamage
08-14-2009, 11:11 AM
Okay I was going to skip it but as last night was my last night in Vegas I figured what the hell. An SC trip couldn't hurt :)
But first, I'm impressed with the Hard Rock. It is small, fun, and the staff are incredibly friendly. One unusual feature about this hotel is the rooms which face the Hard Rock pool have big bay doors that can be opened ... there is a big lounger in each room and this is a great way to enjoy the outdoors without the crowds.
Okay so anyway I had spent three nights in the hotel and really there is hardly any reason to leave. For those wanting random chat with drunk people, well there is plenty of that, and add in 2 for 1 drinks and yea, there are a lot of drunk people ;D
One of my favorite Japanese restaurants is here too and I could eat sushi every night, but decided to try Rare 120, the new Steak place. All in all it was quite good, though my side, some kind of roasted corn with sweet peppers was the best dish. And being quite full, still carrying a lot of money I hadn't spent, I debated going to a SC, and if so, which one?
I ended up choosing Sapphires, remembering having gone there a few yeas ago, it is BIG, but I liked that one could sit at the stage, enjoy some drinks, and chill for a while as long as you are tipping the dancers. Some of other Vegas clubs are very high hustle by comparison and I really wanted something lower pressure. Keep in mind Ive barely gone to SCs the last 2 years, in part due to just being burned out, in part due to having other bills and responsibilities to pay off (kids tuition, daughters wedding, etc), but this trip was, in part, a reward to myself for having taken care of all that... anyway....
Upon arriving I see they've made some changes, like half the club is now curtained off, so it feels a bit less massive, and unfortunately the stage side seats were all taken.. boo :( I headed over the bar because I find it semi-creepy to sit in the dark on the couches alone and really wasn't in the mood for the hustle. Maybe later. Well of course it didn't matter too much since I was immediately ?owned? by a dancer. On the positive side she meant well and encouraged me to relax. She talked a LOT and while any other time I would have found it interesting, it was still just a bit too much. Yea, I'm a die-hard introvert who likes to experience things without too much talk.
A drink later... I am feeling more relaxed and do feel some obligation to the dancer and her friend for both trying so hard to make me feel comfortable. I suggest 2 dances with each, separately, not really loving the 3 way idea (mildly interesting but I like one on one attention better). The more talkative of the two is a good dancer, just she is like the type of person you intellectually find attractive.
The second dancer is the problem... wow. Like that is what is worth $20 per song. A dancer who understands how to be sensual, intuitive, without being crude and sexual. Not all of us go to get our dicks rubbed but there are ways to dance that appeal to guys like me and she did it perfectly.
I felt bad because we ended up doing 3 dances, then I went back to the bar and her friend was still talking... problem is... as interesting as it was, I could have done that back at the hotel bar. So yea, I caved in and bought 5 more from sensual dancer #2.
Not sure when I'll be going back to a SC again but on rare occasion you have an experience that is truly worth the money. Dinner didn't quite do that, and the SC experiences are usually ho-hum, but I will say last night's experience actually had me going wow... if only ever dancer knew how to dance like that.
Yay for Las Vegas ;D
CarlyMIA
08-14-2009, 03:11 PM
Upon arriving I see they've made some changes, like half the club is now curtained off, so it feels a bit less massive
They do this on weekdays so the club doesnt look empty. If there are enough people the curtain opens up.
xdamage
08-14-2009, 03:38 PM
They do this on weekdays so the club doesnt look empty. If there are enough people the curtain opens up.
Yea, that is what they told me too. I thought it was a pretty good club last time I visited, just that it felt like walking into an airplane hanger. No sense of intimacy. But with this change I'd say it felt about right.
Dirty Ernie
08-14-2009, 08:09 PM
Nice to hear you had a pleasant return. I know what you mean about burnout, especially in LV.
I stayed at the Hard Rock in the early days of Rehab. Not my demographic, but you can't beat those french doors in your room for soaking in some of the atmosphere.
I have yet to make it to Nobu. Have you tried Okada at the Wynn?
xdamage
08-15-2009, 10:36 AM
Nice to hear you had a pleasant return. I know what you mean about burnout, especially in LV.
I stayed at the Hard Rock in the early days of Rehab. Not my demographic, but you can't beat those french doors in your room for soaking in some of the atmosphere.
I have yet to make it to Nobu. Have you tried Okada at the Wynn?
Yea I've had my fill of Vegas now. Nobu is awesome. I've tried the place in the MGM which was enjoyable. And some place whose name I forget up near the Saharah (dive look but quite good).
maximvsv
08-16-2009, 11:30 AM
A man that eats the free buffet at a strip club has not only given up on love he has given up on food.
I hear this quote a lot, so I'm guessing that the clubs you get to earn that sort of reputation. Where I go, the buffet is likely to have grilled venison or lobster ravioli. On Friday and Saturday, especially, it's worth checking out. The rest of the time, they have one of the best kitchens in the city.
I'm not the sort to put a trip report of the usual variety on here. Food, on the other hand, I don't mind writing about.
I haven't seen how things are with the new Penthouse place in Philadelphia, but if I do start hanging out there. I'll let you know.
SlamTheDoor
08-22-2009, 04:42 AM
This summer I set a goal for myself to visit every strip club in my city. There are about forty clubs, so its been a busy summer. One night recently brought me to three clubs clustered together on the east side of town. I had never been to these clubs and wasn't very familiar with the area. Going in, I knew they were topless/pastie clubs without lap dances.
First club was Dreamers. The place is like a neighborhood bar. It has pool tables and TVs. Most people were sitting around the bar with friends and talking, only occasionally watching the stage. The stage is in the center of the room surrounded by the bar. It is a fairly large stage with three poles and two girls were dancing at a time. The girls were decently looking for the most part. The most unique though was an older woman. She came out dancing to Bob Seger, wearing white socks and an oversized dress shirt in a tribute to 'Risky Business'. I don't think she had done that before because she realized, "I can't slide on this floor in these socks!" But she was having fun and I appreciated that. I tipped her a five and she thanked me, introduced herself, and asked my name. I told her it was fun watching her dance and she said, "Honey, I've been doing this for twenty-two years."
Otherwise though, not much interesting at the club. I tipped the girls one or two bucks each time they came by for tips. They'd step off the stage and come and lift their leg up onto the bar so a tip could be inserted into their garter.
The second club I visited that night was Memories. I had high expectations for this place and got the impression it was the most mainstream and popular of the three clubs. In truth, it was very run down looking and not nice at all. Just like at Dreamers, the stage was behind the bar, but here the bar was much smaller so only one girl danced on the stage. There was another, larger, stage against one side of the club but that stage is probably only rarely used. There was an old projection TV on that stage. There was no DJ, unlike Dreamers, the girls played music from a jukebox. There was a place near the wall that looked like it was once a DJ booth, but the area was dark and there were exposed wires over there. And, as I noticed later, two of the three urinals in the men's room were not working. In all, this was a very run down, beat up, looking place. It had none of the friendly atmosphere that was at Dreamers. The dancers (I saw three) were decent looking and friendly, but on average older than the other club. Most of the customers were older here too. There wasn't as much pressure to tip here. At Dreamers the girls would come up to each guy, one at a time, and get tips. At Memories, guys would place a tip at the edge of the bar and only then the girls would come around. This was another pasties club. Overall I thought it was a very dull place.
SlamTheDoor
08-22-2009, 04:43 AM
I finished up my evening at Christina's Female Revue. Unlike Memories, Christina's was a lively place. Mostly young people and young dancers. Same setup as the other clubs, stage behind the bar (larger than Memories, but smaller than Dreamers) with two girls dancing on stage at a time. They danced for three songs and throughout the set would come around to each person at the bar to get tips.
Of the three clubs I visited, Christina's was the most appealing. There were more people there (although still plenty of seats free at the bar) and the crowd was having fun. My biggest gripe here was that the dancers came around for tips _so_ often and were not very friendly about it. A few wouldn't even look at me or say anything as they came over, lifted a leg onto the bar, and waited for their tip.
One dancer caught my eye. A petite, young, blonde girl. I liked how she moved on stage and she had a really cute smile. I was hoping to get a little bit of company so when she eventually came by for a tip (which she was very friendly about asking for) I tipped her a five and gave her a hearty 'hello'. The next time she came by for the tip I gave her another $3, she thanked me, introduced herself, and asked if I'd like to have her sit with me when she was done.
After she left the stage, it was a LONG time before she came back out from the dressing room. When Tina eventually did sit down I asked if she was interested in a drink and she suggested we each get a shot of something called 'Green Apple'. We drank our shots and then talked for a while about various things. She's been at the club for three years and is one of the senior dancers there (she's 23). Very sweet girl and I enjoyed talking to her. But, as we talked the dancers were constantly coming around for tips. Every few minutes I felt like our conversation was being interrupted because I had to tip a dancer who was waiting in front of me. Eventually Tina said, "I'm sorry, they really aren't supposed to be doing that." She explained that some of the newer girls are a little pushy about the tips, coming around several times during their three song set to get tips. She thought they were being a bit excessive about it, and as I said before, I thought it was a little too much too. "When I go back downstairs, I'm going to say something to somebody about it," she told me, "They should not be doing that."
Eventually she had to leave to go on stage again. I tipped her during her set and after she was done she joined me at the bar again, telling me she had spoken to someone about the tipping. This time she bought a shot for herself before I even had a chance to offer. We talked for a while longer and when she was about to go on stage again (after one o'clock) I told her I was going to go and we said our good-byes.
Christina's was the club I liked the most. Livelier than the other places and the best looking group of dancers of any of the three clubs. It was fairly expensive though because of all the tipping. I think I spent forty or fifty dollars alone on stage tips (sometimes just a dollar, sometimes more); that's a lot for me. Although I had a good time, I wouldn't make a point to go back there. With all the nude clubs in the city, I see little point in driving all the way out there to visit any of these places.
stressed
08-22-2009, 07:58 AM
your sitting with a dancer and they come to you for tips......aw hell no.
i mean if you are sitting at the stage yeah but otherwise i dont think so.
i have never been in a club where i am at a table and the girls walk the club and ask for tips.
if i think your good and i want to tip i will walk up there and give it to you.
i guess you should get a stack of ones put it on the table with a sign saying please take only one----i might not even watched you.
SlamTheDoor
08-22-2009, 02:18 PM
your sitting with a dancer and they come to you for tips......aw hell no.
We were sitting at the bar, not a table. No tables in this place (expect for the pool tables). I usually don't mind tipping, even when I'm not obviously watching the girl on stage. But the dancers at this place were coming around a little too often. When it's so bad that ANOTHER DANCER is bothered by it, you gotta figure that they're doing something wrong.
stressed
08-30-2009, 01:15 PM
come on people its been a while.
Anyone.
Smokeless
08-31-2009, 11:47 PM
A while? Nine days since the last report and you're already foaming at the mouth, Stressed? Whatcha gonna do when the recession comes? Oh. It's already here? It's been here for the past year? Jeez! No wonder my club budget is a quarter what it was.
But only because you're desperate, and only because you've provided us with such great entertainment (almost single-handedly) the past several months, here's a small contribution. Sorry, it can't measure up to your Dallas or other recent trips. I've not got that sort of a budget. Maybe 1/10th. And that's what it's all about, right? Unless you've just got an off night, fun is proportional to cash spent.
I get an email from one dancer (Ms. A) that she'd be working there for the first time in months. She moved down to a Denver club in hopes of more cash. Some nights, yes. Some no. Currently the grass is greener in my corner of the world.
Not more than an hour later, I get another email. Yes, Ms. B is working Thursday and Friday. Great, I reply, I'll be there about 10:30 on Friday.
Of course, there is the question of money. These gals are good mutual friends. They won't get into a cat fight over my time (and cash). Nonetheless, if they've gone out of their way to find me, I should at least be ready. Last time I visited with them simultaneously, I had the two of them in my lap at the same time. That was great fun! So I scrape together a bankroll of $300+ and somehow get out of the house for a few hours without too much trouble.
I get to the club at the agreed-to time, check in, and Ms. C walks up to me. Oi! What to do? She treated me well when other dancers were AWOL. I can't brush her off. But I have limited time and cash. Fortunately, she's experienced and understanding enough to appreciate the situation. I take a rain check and look for A and B.
And look for A. And look for B. "I've not seen A yet!" "I think B was in earlier, but she had a crisis at home and left" "A came and left." "Haven't seen hide nor hair of B." I finally find the house Mom who hadn't even heard that A was visiting that night. And yes, she thinks B visited briefly but fled the scene.
Double oi! Triple when I think of C, now disappeared someplace. Money burning a hole in my pocket, my anticipation foiled. Maybe Lewis Black is right, "anticipation" is as good as it gets. It can't get any better.
Fortunately, after a quick search, C is found. "No problem!" and plops in my lap. I love understanding women! I don't care if you pay them or not for the understanding; indeed, I'm glad to pay for it.
I apologize for the change in plans. We chat for a song or two. Then we start. Nice selection of songs. Slow, with feeling. She dances nice and slow, with feeling. Just the way I like. I think you'd like Ms. C, Stressed. She'd melt all your stresses. She certainly did mine. After three dances we needed a time-out. Chatted some more, but exchanged a couple of nice neck massages. So very nice. Another three dances. I'm exhausted, though thoroughly happy and relaxed. She's exhausted, too. A big hug and a big tip conclude the evening.
Maybe anticipation is not as good as it gets. This was a lot better than the anticipation!
Total spent, $230. I've got $100 left to seed the next visit.
I get an email from Ms. A. "Oh, I'm so sorry. I ran down to Denver to clean out my locker and I totally forgot!" "I'm sorry, too, but you missed some cash and a great night." No message from B, even after a query. I've no clue what's up. Probably just life came up.
I email my thanks to Ms. C on Monday. She emails back her thanks. "You made my evening!" Thanks, C, you made mine, too.
There, Stressed. Nothing compared with your reports, but I hope it helps.
stressed
09-01-2009, 08:20 PM
ahhh yes i guess i was missing it since i wanted to go on my birthday.lol
I have a tr to post from last week but i am not ready yet. sounds like you made out ok. i hate when a plan doesnt come together, but looks like C took care of you.
I do have one request though----describe the dancers...;D
next time hair color and length body type...etc....
i am just like a kid.....give me an inch and i want a mile:P
stressed
09-14-2009, 02:43 PM
This will be my last post for awhile....its been fun.
This will be short cause i dont remember much. I started at penthouse club and drank way too much took a girl to vip 20 minutes for 100. She had long dark hair and was fun. I next went to the hustler and drank more and got past my desired stage before going into a champaigne room that wasnt my idea.....this is the part that has me stopping for a while. I still got the so called 1600 dollar room for 650 for the hour with the bed and and bottle of champaigne, but i did not pick the dancer the manager did and i guess the ggrbs that i had been downing caught up with me. After the champaigne room i went vip with someone else that i can not remember any of at all. I wouldnt be suprised if i was passed out. I think i might have been drugged. I never get that drunk off of maybe 9 or 10 ggrbs. Granted a half bottle of champaigne probably increased it, but this was horrible. I DO NOT REMEMBER IT.
I have drank all my life and i do not get this way. So anyway, it is time for a break. Since i dont remember how i got to my room that night........
Live long and have fun guys----no mo for me for awhile
STRESSED
SlamTheDoor
09-22-2009, 04:36 PM
I went to McDoogal's recently, a strip club south of town. This place is famous for being the only club to offer nude lap dances in all of Maryland. I have been to McDoogal's once, but it was six years ago. My recollection of McDoogal's does not match very well with the place I went last night. I remember it being crowded and cramped. Aside from that I don't recall it being an unpleasant experience. For some reason though, I just never went back.
I got there a little before nine o'clock on a Tuesday night and I was one of three or four customers there. Admission was $13 and I bought a can of Brisk tea for $4. The center of the main room has the stage, surrounded on all sides by the bar so you're sitting too far away to tip while the girl is dancing on stage. Girls dance for three songs and end completely nude. After each girl finished she'd walk around the bar (still nude) and collect tips. All the girls grabbed the tips out of my hand using their breasts. One unusual thing about the club is that the dressing room is completely visible and open to the main room; so you can see into it.
They were not very busy and each of those our other customers was there alone just like me. There were only four girls working, but two or three more trickled in during the night. They were all very attractive, most were young, and very friendly. One girl, a tan, thin girl with long straight black hair, was giving me eyes the entire time she was on stage. After she collected her tips she came and asked if I was interested in getting a dance and I was unable to refuse.
McKenzie led me back to a group of small, comfortable, dark leather sofas. The house mom watches over this area from a stool off to the side. McKenzie explained to me that dances are $30, "but I sometimes do four for $100 or two for $50". She said that the dances are nude and I could only touch the outside of her legs and her back.
I was very satisfied with the dance and ended up getting two from McKenzie. She was slow and sensual. She seductively looked at me while she rubbed against me. They play full songs so each dance lasted at least four minutes.
There was another girl I saw at the club that looked familiar and I was sure I had seen her at another club. She was tall, with dark skin and long straight brown hair that reached her waist. After she was done on stage she came over and asked if she could sit with me. She asked if I would buy her a drink and I agreed. McDoogal's is a BYOB place. This girl said she drinks vodka (which she brings herself) and pineapple juice, so I'd only be paying the $4 for the juice part. "It's cheaper here than at Millstream, where I used to work" she told me. So Millstream is probably where I had recognized her from.
So this dancer and I (whose name I never got) talked for a while. She had left Millstream recently because one of the managers there didn't like her and was giving her trouble. "I like it much better here," she said. I told her how I had been spending the summer visiting every club in the city. She was enjoyable to talk with and eventually when she asked if I were interested in getting a lap dance I couldn't say no. She led me back to the same area and after I sat down she said, "I don't use the lap dance towels." Next to the couch I noticed a small towel. Apparently some dancers put these on the customer's lap when they give dances. "Some customers are grossed out by it," she explained. "Yea, a lot of girls have rubbed on that. It probably has a funky smell. You could probably sell it on eBay," I joked.
I got one dance from this girl, which was pretty good. Same rules as with McKenzie.
There was one girl that I had my eye on the whole night. I had turned her down the first time she had offered to give me a dance; she hadn't been as nice as I had liked. She just came over and asked, "So, are you ready for a dance yet?" There was no prelude to it, so I turned her down. But I liked the way she looked. She was young, had short dark hair and she was round in all the right places. Eventually Rachel came back and this time she sat down and tried to have a conversation with me; although it was still a bit forced. She asked the typical "where are you from" "what do you do questions" but without any care about the answers. Still, I'm not all that picky and I had become more interested in her so I agreed when she asked if I wanted a dance.
Rachel began the dance by putting one of those lap dance towels over me. The damn thing covered my lap, down to my knees, and halfway up to my chest. Her dance was pretty good, although without the seductiveness of the previous dances. I enjoyed it but stopped after one. By this point it was after ten o'clock. The club wasn't much busier than when I had arrived but a couple new dancers had arrived. I made my exit and drove home.
McDoogal's is a decent place. I probably picked one of the slowest nights of the year to visit but still was satisfied by the selection of dancers there. The only problem is that lap dances aren't as interactive as I like. At some other clubs (like The Wagon Wheel), hands can roam over a lot more areas but you don't get as much of a view of the girl's kitty. Also, there's a little bit more privacy at the Wheel, so I think it has a slight advantage over McDoogal's.
stressed
09-22-2009, 04:42 PM
^^^never did the towel thing but yet only been to a couple of nude bars and i dont ever remember seeing them around....nice tr
SlamTheDoor
09-22-2009, 04:48 PM
I've spent the summer visiting every club in my city. On a recent Sunday I went to two places, The Gentlemen's Gold Club and Fantasies.
Gold Club must be the most pretentious club in Baltimore. You have to walk through a metal detector to get into the club. The bouncer asked if I was carrying a cell phone with a camera. "You'll have to leave it in your car. I can't allow cameras in here," he said. After putting the camera in my car and returning, he actually patted me down before I could go into the club. This is the ONLY club in Baltimore (so far) that I've ever seen worry so much about security. That set the mood for me for the entire night. I went there a little after six on Sunday and they were fairly crowded due to the game crowd. I'd guess about a third of the customers were women and about ninety percent of the people in the club were wearing Ravens jerseys.
The club was having a 9/11 party. There was some kind of fund raiser going on to benefit police officers, fire fighters, and military people. I'm not sure what the benefit was for, it wasn't really clear. All the waitresses were wearing some kind of sexy uniform to go with the theme and the VIP part of the club was reserved for these people. They had a free buffet, which I didn't try. Drinks weren't cheap though, it was $6.50 for a beer. At least there's no cover charge on Sundays.
I sat at the stage and soon a dancer asked if she could join me. I think her name was Deborah, but the music was very loud and I could barely hear her. She sat with me and I ordered her a drink; I was in the mood for a conversation and hoped she'd provide a good one. That turned out to be a mistake. Her drink was $12, which isn't bad compared to most places. She asked me if I wanted a lap dance and I told her I wasn't interested. My experience with the club is that lap dances are really lame. No touching allowed at all and they watch you like you're a criminal. It's just not worth it. Deborah drank her drink and repeatedly said, "I'm bored, let's do a lap dance." She wasn't interested in talking about anything else and I could tell she resented me for not buying any dance. She quickly finished her drink and then left.
I had been in the club about half an hour and I didn't think the experience would get any better. I had seen enough and left. It's been MANY years since I've had a really good time at the Gold Club. This was another in a long series of poor experiences with the place and I have little incentive to return.
Next I went to Fantasies because I knew they also had no cover charge on Sundays. Fantasies was less crowded but still a little busier than I expected. I think I've only been to Fantasies one other time...maybe two, so it's not a place I know a lot about. It's a nice, clean place which caters to a sports crowd. I see them often advertise Ultimate Fighting events in the paper. They also bring in porn stars very frequently, but I haven't recognized any of them in years.
The girls here were very good looking, mostly young and natural. One girl sat with me and started looking at the menu. "I'm not sure what I want," she said. Her name was Alicia, early twenties, dark hair that was worn up, and wearing a black bikini. She also had braces. "I just got them," she said with a slight lisp. We chatted for a while and I ended up buying her a beer ($4, same price as mine).
Alicia easily talked me into a lap dance. You can't touch and have to keep your hands at your side. Dances are topless. Alicia's dance was still pretty good though. She was slow, rubbed close and all over, and really grinded against my crotch. I stopped after one though, I was low on cash and hadn't planned to buy any dances here anyway. The dance was thirty dollars and she said, "You can tip me more if you want.", which I did. Also, just as Alicia and I started our dance I saw this dancer come into the area along with this older woman and a guy. They sat down and I heard a little bit of the conversation. I think the dancer asked how old the woman was and she responded that she was twice her age! The husband sat across from them and watched. The dancer let the woman touch her (unlike me, who had to keep hands at the side). I was very tempted to get a second dance from Alicia just so I could continue to watch this couple, but decided against it. I returned to my seat at the bar and watched more of the dancers on stage.
A few other dancers asked if I was interested in getting dances but I declined. But one short blonde really did appeal to me and I couldn't resist her. She tapped me on the shoulder and then gave me this cute, seductive smile, and asked me to please come dance with her. I could not refuse. Words fail to describe how cute this girl was. Lilly was petite, had shoulder length blonde hair, a dark tan, sparkling eyes, and natural A-cups. She gave a very sensual dance and whispered my name while gazing into my eyes. After one dance I had to refuse her offer to continue. She pouted and asked, "Did I do something wrong?" I assured her that the dance was great and then paid her thirty for the dance and another ten for a tip, essentially emptying out my wallet. She was happy with the tip and gave me a hug before I left.
I enjoyed myself at Fantasies. It's not a good place to go for lap dances though. Even though the girls are great looking and give fantastic dances according to the club's strict rules, I think the dances are a little too expensive mainly because the girls expect a tip in addition to the $30 dance price. At most other places, the girls are satisfied with getting $30 and even give discounts for multiple dances. I'd go back here again for one of their feature events, but wouldn't buy many dances.
SlamTheDoor
09-22-2009, 04:51 PM
^^^never did the towel thing but yet only been to a couple of nude bars
I saw something similar at a Tampa club. I was getting a bed dance and the dancer laid this handkerchief over my crotch. The handkerchief was thin and small so I'm not sure what the purpose was. I think the idea of the towel is to protect the girl from guys who make a mess in their pants. That's why the idea of it is a little gross.
stressed
09-22-2009, 08:12 PM
No touching allowed at all and they watch you like you're a criminal.
I dont mind the no touching, but the watching like i am a deviant runs me off everytime. I know its for her protection.....but i still dont like it
CarlyMIA
09-23-2009, 04:13 PM
"I don't use the lap dance towels." Next to the couch I noticed a small towel. Apparently some dancers put these on the customer's lap when they give dances. "Some customers are grossed out by it," she explained. "Yea, a lot of girls have rubbed on that. It probably has a funky smell.
Do all the girls use the same towel on all the guys?????!?!?! If yes thats disgusting. I wouldnt even touch that... yuck
hockeybobby
09-23-2009, 05:20 PM
At my club, most of the girls use a small hand towel or scarf/kerchief on the dude's lap. A few don't. This is fine, but if the girl gets a little aroused, you may get some staining on your trousers. It's as much to protect the guys pants as it is to protect the dancer's girly bits.
JoeUnCool
09-24-2009, 07:30 AM
At my club, most of the girls use a small hand towel or scarf/kerchief on the dude's lap. A few don't. This is fine, but if the girl gets a little aroused, you may get some staining on your trousers. It's as much to protect the guys pants as it is to protect the dancer's girly bits.
"Dancer Wipes" - "Protecting the customer and entertainer from each other" - I think you've hit on something there bobbo.
Earl_the_Pearl
09-24-2009, 07:11 PM
Do all the girls use the same towel on all the guys?????!?!?! If yes thats disgusting. I wouldnt even touch that... yuck
I bid 50 quatloos for the towel.
JoeUnCool
09-24-2009, 09:12 PM
I bid 50 quatloos for the towel.
I usually bid on the newcomers (or is that newcummers) (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quatloo).
minnow
09-25-2009, 01:29 AM
For Stressed, and FBR(the club he should have gone to)- My 1st TR. Like several other TR's, names have been altered to protect the guilty:
Saturday Evening In Chat: Several interesting SWers there. I mention to FBR my intention to go to "Club Get A Life" [Club GAL]. This particular club occupies mid-niche- well appointed without being pretentious/snooty, casual (it has pool tables) without being too trashy. As a unique feature, back bar & stage area has male strippers on Saturday night for bachelorette parties. Club recently transitioned to "nude optional" format- dancers choice on whether to "bare all". Lapdance options are now $20 topless, $40 nude.
Upon entering club, I encounter "Z", a tallish enhanced, well tanned hardbody. During conversation over 1st drinks, "Y", a short bubly Asian in a schoolgirl outfit drops by to say hi. Being only Asian in the club, "Y" is rather popular, and hard to get at times. But first, my dances with "Z".
She asks "topless or nude"? Naturally, I reply- "I'll try both". Although Z is very athletic in dancing style, she expertly weaves in the right sensual blends to keep the pace just right. My original plan to get 2 topless, and 1 nude with her went right out the window after the first nude dance.
After a Benjamin, and a few Jackson's, I adjourn to the stage shows. While taking in the second show, a pair of hands covers my eyes. This is "X"'s way of saying hello. Like Z, X is featured on club website. She is one of the more veteran dancers- an enhanced hardbody ala Z, only smaller and more petite, but no less talented. Subsequent dances with Xwere just as good as my 1st club visit several years back.
While wandering around club in recon mode away from stage [ conserve cash mode :D], Y snags me for some more dances. As line for main area is getting crowded, we find an open spot in little known area by back bar. Y is a dancer who doesn't get nude on stage, nor does she ask me my preferred dance venue. I am content to get several topless dances with X, taking in the silky smooth skin, aromatic perfume, sensual massages.
I wasn't quite finished yet. Can't leave without trying a new dancer. It was after a few more circuits around club that I came upon "W", a fair skinned blonde, next door type. A few minutes of talking gave me, next door with a bit of naughty vibes. I was not dissapointed- W looked better au naturel- deceptively well toned. Alas, :( a change in my schedule precluded visiting W on one of her next shifts.
This was a good club visit- a good blend of familiar, and new dancers. Your move, FBR..................................
stressed
09-25-2009, 11:17 AM
Haha well done Minnow, i think you just got called out FBR, your next....my break will continue until vegas....
Smokeless
09-25-2009, 03:12 PM
Salina. Night 1.
It's been a while. Las Vegas is overrated. Here we are in the middle of the continent and this is totally unexpected. Unless you've been here before. I've told some of my stories before. On my first visit some 4 years ago, I kept my hands at my sides, per the rules at most Colorado clubs. Summer grabbed my hands and placed them roundly on her breasts. I never thought it possible in the middle of the bible belt. But, here it was.
For this trip, I had plans to meet a friend at a club on the way out of Denver, but she ran into a problem. So, I got straight here and headed straight to the Wild Wild West. Think of it as a large Midwestern saloon with a stage in the center, surrounded by two rings of seats, then tables and the bar. None of the amenities of Las Vegas, to be sure. But nearly all the boldness.
I positioned myself in the outer ring to survey the situation. At first no interesting dancers. Ms. Sad Story walks up, I ask how she's doing, and dumps about her lousy night. She couldn't pay her bills. Thank you for sharing. Next?
Ms. Local Favorite takes the stage. I love her dancing and say so, tipping her nicely at the stage. No pitch for a dance. Still no pitch during her tip walk. She's got nice 38C naturals, really perky nipples, but I'm still in the mood to wait for a pitch. None forthcoming, I watched her walk to a table of locals where she stayed for the next 2 hours. No dances, no stage work. Later in the evening she headed for another table of locals. Perhaps I'll ask on my next visit.
I'm starting to wonder about the evening when this Persian Cat slinks up on stage. WWW is nude-optional for the dancers, and Ms. Feline wastes no time stripping everything. I recognize her from 3 years ago, and I recall that she's always in demand. For good reason. Hands all over each male and female customer around the inner ring. Naked, up close, and personal. I'd say more but any more would positively identify her.
She finally makes her way down to my end of the 30 or 40+ foot long stage. How can someone be so affectionate to so many complete strangers and still keep a smile on her face, especially when stage tips are only $1??? I'm no longer in a mood to wait, especially with my face in the bosom of this feline mistress. Her dance card is empty! Hooray!
This woman knows the value of money. Many dancers here would insist on finishing her tip walk first. But why settle for about $1 per guy at maybe 1 guy per minute if you're quick, when a customer is hot to trot for one or more $20 four-minute dances? Never understood that about this club. We walk into LD central and some guy has just passed out! The Cat Woman runs for help, and it takes some time to get started.
Not only is she a Cat and a Marketing maven, but she's a great actress who gauges her audience quickly. It doesn't take her long to figure me out. Sure, I appreciate a grind, but I love a slow, sensual, intimate encounter. As my hands wander over her body, hers wander over mine. The dances seem to last longer than usual. Do you hear me complaining? I could spend the rest of the evening in each other's arms, but I'm here tonight mainly for reconnaissance. I ask to stop after just 2 dances, promising more on my next visit. Professional actress that she is, performance is done after the song. No lingering. While together, she gives a convincing performance, then suddenly it's done. It's intimidating and somewhat off-putting. But I come to admire it. She gets a nice tip.
I'm just outside LD central admiring a very athletic stage performance when a slight wisp of a woman approaches and gets really friendly really quickly. I like this marketing approach. I volunteer for another fact finding mission. Back into LD central.
Except for the curtain that surrounds it, the lap dance area is not private at all. Four or five tables and about a dozen small chairs are lined up around the wall. Ms. Friendly and I find a place neighboring Ms. Sad Story who's found a partner, and while Friendly starts her dance with me, the two talk shop. Ehem! I interrupt and learn that Ms. Friendly remembers Summer. We talk about a few other past dancers. A nice dance, but only one.
Afterwards, I continue to survey the scene. Ms. Local Favorite has moved on to another group of local men. Ms. Sad Story is now reeling them in one after another. Apparently she's changed her approach. I enjoy the stage dancing of an athletic gal. Tall, thin, blond, very pretty. Her LD is just as athletic. Not quite sensual enough for my taste.
I'm good for one more dance. Ms. Local is still busy with her admirers. My Cat Woman is with another dancer. I interrupt, and the she suggests I have a dance with her friend. I'm done with reconnaissance for tonight, and I promise the new gal a dance for the next night. But I need a familiar, feline experience. And she's quite familiar. But some of the territory is new. I leave very happy.
Bank roll of $145 completely gone. Imagine the bankroll I would have needed in Las Vegas, instead. I prefer the heartland. Hopefully more tomorrow night.
stressed
09-25-2009, 06:22 PM
you guys making it hard on me taking a leave of abscence....keep them coming
Several excellent TR's recently. Thanks, guys :)
Smokeless
09-25-2009, 09:40 PM
Vicarious is better than nothing....