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SlamTheDoor
09-29-2009, 07:39 PM
This is fine, but if the girl gets a little aroused, you may get some staining on your trousers. It's as much to protect the guys pants as it is to protect the dancer's girly bits.
I don't think it has anything to do with protecting the customer. If that was it, they would have asked, "Would you like a towel to protect your trousers? I usually get very wet when I give a dance so you might need it." But in reality, I wasn't offered the towel, it was thrown upon me.
SlamTheDoor
09-29-2009, 07:46 PM
I dont mind the no touching, but the watching like i am a deviant runs me off everytime. I know its for her protection.....but i still dont like it
Clubs I've been to generally handle this in one of several ways.
a) One guard sits somewhere where they have a view of everybody at once.
b) Guard sits just outside of the lap dance area, often with their back to the dancers. They can't see (unless they turn around) but their presence is enough to keep the situation legit.
c) Guard makes rounds and peeks in at customers/dancers. You never know when they're going to come around, so you have to behave the whole time.
Of the three, I generally prefer 'b'. Most places around here are like that. I don't like someone watching me the whole time. I want the illusion of privacy.
Smokeless
09-29-2009, 11:29 PM
I have a bit more to report from Salina, but work to catch up on first. Soon.
stressed
09-30-2009, 01:43 PM
Heading back to nola this weekend for the game, so.......i guess my break is over..bringing D with me so i should have something to contribute next week. It will be tame though..still paranoid
stressed
09-30-2009, 02:51 PM
^^^23 minutes to dtxgirl
25 minutes goerantx
30 minutes to JD
lol i am really slow at work to have time to do this....good grief
stressed
09-30-2009, 02:56 PM
^^^^ I'm jealous!
Hmmm...get me a pair of tickets to a dallas game....:P
You will def make your money back;)
Hmmm...get me a pair of tickets to a dallas game....:P
You will def make your money back;)
That can be done, I have the hookup for Cowboys tickets. My manager holds season seats and gives them out to the high roller customers, all I have to do is say the word...
Earl_the_Pearl
09-30-2009, 08:36 PM
That can be done, I have the hookup for Cowboys tickets. My manager holds season seats and gives them out to the high roller customers, all I have to do is say the word...
All I have to say is how about those Giants?
http://esports.richfx.com.edgesuite.net/image/media/36_27007XL.jpg
^^^^ Well, I'm not really a Cowboys fan anyways, so.....
stressed
09-30-2009, 09:08 PM
That can be done, I have the hookup for Cowboys tickets. My manager holds season seats and gives them out to the high roller customers, all I have to do is say the word...
Lol, how come i am not suprised.
A sexy woman saturday night}:D
Football sunday8)
You just hit my two greatest weaknesses;D
stressed
10-06-2009, 04:01 PM
Nola
Hustler and penthouse club.
D and I went to dinner with a group of friends at Dickie Brennans Steakhouse around 7pm. We had a private room and the wine was flowing. We ended up with nine corks on the table by the time our 5 hour dinner was done and not everyone was drinking wine. LOL no chit…I said 5 hours. We had platters of Fried oysters, giant onion rings, crab cakes and BBQ shrimp. There were 14 of us and we pretty much demolished all of it. D is not a wine drinker and I could tell by the way he was drinking, that I could be in trouble before the night was through. We had a great time and the food was excellent as usual. Dickie came into see us before we ordered. My filet with sautéed lobster meat was heaven and the staff was awesome. I also had grilled asparagus with a béarnaise sauce. We were all pretty tipsy by now and the subject of asparagus pee came up. For those of you that don’t know, the majority of people that eat asparagus will have a distinct smell to their pee later in the night. :D We rolled for about 10 minutes on that one. We left there and went to the Ritz Carlton for Baileys on the rocks and to listen to some good music. D was def out of his element here. Lol.
We finally finish up with our group and I could have easily gone back to the room. It was 1am. But of course we didn’t. D and I hit the hustler club so I could find Chris91. Of course every girl didn’t know who she was and they were better anyway.::) I look over at D and he is not feeling too well, so he goes to the bathroom and deposits red wine and steak.:ill: The club has a upstairs that is vip for 25.00, which is where I went last time. We stayed downstairs this time and sat at one of the side stages. The quality of dancers had a lot to be desired, and I found none that floated my boat. One pretty brunette finally got on stage and her hair was magnificent, but she had a rash on her ass that just blew it for me. LOL. We get spoiled with perfection don’t we….. We tipped about 50-60 dollars before I had enough of I don’t know chris and we decided to leave. I figured screw it I had a great time tonight, lets just go back to the room. Well on our way back to the room, penthouse is on the way, so what the hell lets duck in here for a minute. We sit and D has quit drinking, and I order a ggrb. The penthouse is the best club in town in my opinion and also has the prettiest girls. The rates here are good also with the best deal being 20 minutes for 100.00. I am sitting at the bar which has an area for one dancer to perform. This gorgeous dirty blonde with tats all over was dancing. Her hair was short, blonde and tats, but yet I was still attracted to her. Could have been that perfect body she had as well as a pristine face. I tip her throughout her dance and she of course sits next to me after she is done. We chat briefly before she asks for the 20 minute dance. I tell D I will be back in 20 and then we need to go.
Her stage name is Reagan and I cleared it with her before posting it here. She did try to up sale the room when we got to the top of the stairs, but I explained I wasn’t too sure of my boy downstairs, and really didn’t want to leave him alone to long. We ended up having to share a room. I gave the bouncer the 100.00 and he asked Reagan for 20 so I gave that too. She was pleasantly surprised. She apologized for having to share a room, but the other dancer was a short brunette with glasses and she was really cute, so I didn’t mind. Reagan goes straight into dancing and It was pretty much the standard fare for awhile. She did squeeze in a couple teases in there, but nothing like the pinkies that know me. I did notice that she dances without her shoes and that brought back a flood of memories from a HAWT dancer i know in Florida. Haha my thoughts actually drifted to thinking about her for part of the dance. :dreams: Evil woman, even 1000 miles away and she still is in my head. I would have went for another round since the other couple left , but my phone started flashing. I pick it up and its D. “where you at man I am in front of the hustler club.” OMG---he is out on bourbon street and drunk. I rush out of there and go to the hustler…NO D. oh chit. I text him and he replies that he is in bed and has no idea how he got there. LOL Been there done that.
I get to the room and D is sauced and talking chit out of his mind. I swear If I would have had video I would have shot it. Instead I took pics of him laid out on the bed with him flipping me off telling me to stop. We must have laughed for at least 15 minutes before we both drifted off to sleep.
Sorry not much of a trip report this time, but it was a good night and the game the next day made it a perfect weekend. Vegas in two weeks. I am still up in the air, on rather I want to make it a strip club weekend or if I want to bring a girlfriend and just hit the shows and the REAL clubs. I guess I better make up my mind soon or I will be paying out my ass for the airfare.
It would be a no brainer if Jayatee was working in vegas:flirt:
CarlyMIA
10-07-2009, 04:34 PM
I did notice that she dances without her shoes and that brought back a flood of memories from a HAWT dancer i know in Florida. Haha my thoughts actually drifted to thinking about her for part of the dance. :dreams: Evil woman, even 1000 miles away and she still is in my head.
Awww lol.. the hot dancer in FL told me she misses you :shy:
stressed
10-08-2009, 04:16 PM
Awww lol.. the hot dancer in FL told me she misses you :shy:
Soon, very soon;)
miabella
10-09-2009, 02:41 AM
i do wish i knew any SWers in the seattle/western washington area. it is selfish, but i wish i could be giving my money away to women i actually knew from SW. ah well.
Smokeless
10-10-2009, 11:40 PM
And now a short break before returning to our regularly scheduled messages from Stressed...
Salina. Night 2.
It's late after a couple of meetings and a dinner at the event that brings me to Salina. I toy with the idea of saving my remaining bankroll for Night 3, possibly renting a "Champagne Room" (without the champagne). Last time I did that was 3 years ago. The privacy is nice. It's a bit weird to have a dance right next to 3 or 4 other guys getting a dance, too. But the room rental is on top of the dances. $100 for 30 minutes can pay for 5 dances, about 20-30 minutes. According to an old thread, the dancer does get $65 of this. But the privacy is illusory. A bouncer sticks his head into the room every 5 to 10 minutes or so, just to make sure the dancer and customer are staying more or less legal.
The memory of the last time dissuades me. The dancer, who seemed quite nice in the regular LD area, started to lay a pile of SS on me once in Champagne. All about her sister, who got into trouble over some meth, and she needed extra money to help out her sister, and so on. Then she scares the bejesus out of me. She's fingering herself. Before I know it, her finger is in my mouth. Oi! I wonder what sort of microbes (or drugs) might be in that stew!
So, with this in mind, I decide to forego the opportunity to wait a night to waste $100 and head straight to the club for more immediate gratification.
I arrive and survey the scene. Cat Woman is busy. But, what is this? Ms. Local without a gaggle of admiring locals? I've gotta see what she's all about, so we head to LD central. I'm still wondering. A friendly dance, but nothing particularly interesting. Perhaps her winning formula is precisely her friendliness with locals.
Cat Woman appears and the two of us disappear. Three, four dances. I can't remember, but I'm quite happy.
The rest of the evening -- a short evening because I got here late tonight -- is spent giving away $1 bills to the incessant tip walk. There is a young black woman who is neither a dancer nor a waitress. She's got the unenviable job of bussing used liquor glasses and cleaning ashtrays. People rarely tip her. She gets to my spot, picks up nearby glasses, cleans the ashtray. I hand her $2. I get a big, broad smile in return. Made her night, I guess. Total spent tonight $130.
Smokeless
10-10-2009, 11:42 PM
Salina. Night 3.
Tonight I arrive early. I wander around to see who is working while avoiding tip walkers. I don't immediately see any of my favorites. I hang out near the DJ booth and LD central.
Ms. Sad Story emerges from the DJ's booth. She's quite happy tonight, with a big smile on her face. She announces to me that she's having an excellent day, and she's feeling much better than when she was in a sour mood two nights ago. "Great! What's different?" We chat, she asks about me, and we chat some more. I had planned on reserving my dwindling funds on my feline friend, but I like Sad's energy tonight. Marketing or not, SS or not, it's more effective than her sob story two nights ago.
I ask if we should continue the conversation in LD central. Who is she to refuse? Ms. Sad -- shall we rename her Ms. Story for this evening? -- is not quite as intimate as Ms. Cat. But her energy is infectious. I'm an old dude. It takes quite an effort to get me excited, but I'm excited now. It's hard to describe the dances. Yes, it's partly the familiar Wild West grind. She knows how to use her hands. But she resists some, and there's some give and take. She's a bit aloof, then she looks into my eyes, we embrace, she backs away. Intimate, then restive, then surrender.
Then I make my first error of the night. I should have spent my whole bankroll on Ms. Story. Short of real sex, it doesn't get better than this. I'm just short of needing a walk-o-shame. Perhaps that's the problem. Perhaps it was anticipating an evening with Ms. Cat. But I cut the encounter short at two dances. I add a nice tip, and Ms. Story is appreciative, but I know right away that I've erred. Despite her thanks, it's clearly a business transaction, she turns aloof and hurries off, having collected what she can get. I know the game, but it's still a bit off-putting.
As I leave LD central I immediately run into Ms. Cat. She's always so in demand. I think I ought to nab her now and use the rest of my bankroll. If I'm going to have enough cash for the return home, I've only got enough for 3 more dances. The demands of the incessant tip walk, WWW's version of the Chinese water torture, will use up my cash.
Error number two. We don't delay. We'll dance now. But I'm suffering from lap dance interruptus. It's not long before I realize my error. Despite all her considerable charms, I'm not responding well. She messes with my hair. She opens my shirt and rubs my chest. She's not got a shirt, but I rub her chest, too! ;D Some almost-kiss teases (that Stressed loves so much). Not even stick shifting works. Error three. I should stop after one dance to take a break. This is torture. Such sweet torture, but torture nonetheless. But the dances are so damn short tonight. It is Saturday. I guess the DJ shortens the songs the deeper we get into the weekend. Being a glutton for punishment, I continue for two more dances, but I exhaust my bankroll. We must part. She promises to email me. (Hello, my Feline beauty! Please email.)
Error four. I've barely enough cash left for a few dancers making their tip rounds. I sit at the rail for Cat's next stage dances. I sit at the outside ring, and I must beg apologies of dancers looking for their tip on their next several rounds. I should have left immediately. I've got $10 to get back home. Finally I leave. Damn, I wish I had more cash to burn. But I've budgeted "only" $450 cash for the whole weekend. I resist the call of the ATM. I'll have to wait until next year.
Thank you, Salina!
... And now we return you to our regularly scheduled program...
stressed
10-12-2009, 02:21 PM
Lol...Once i find miss right for the evening, i be damned if i give her up. I usually only go one gal a night anyway.
Last time i was in vegas i took one girl for two days and ran the guantlet. I took her to every room ricks had. Two days and 16 hours. I had planned to do this from the beginning, i always wanted to do that, it was fun but a little expensive. I wish i would have kept her number, she was so sweet. Alas in between phones i lost her number. I figure this year if i go to a club::), i think i might try to just meet as many dancers as i can and maybe do 2-3 dances a piece. That will work until i meet the professional that screws that plan to hell and back;D
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
Vegas this weekend----wooohoooo
Still waiting for suggestions guys or gals on the clubs:noidea:
Again the walking tip thing would drive me crazy. I guess it is good in a way, but i still dont like it. lol.
Dirty Ernie
10-13-2009, 01:45 AM
^I'm pretty much the same. I always think I'll go the quantity route, but once I find something that clicks, why take the risk of spending the rest of the night trying to find it again with someone else?
As for club reccomendations, it's pretty much the usual suspects.
Did you decide on whether to bring someone out with you? Not much help on nightclub recs. XS at Encore is the newest hence hottest thing. Tao, Pure, LAX maybe. Head up to MIX at THEhotel at Mandalay for a cocktail just before sunset and watch the strip light up.
I'm heading out Wed night. Don't be hoggin' all the hotties. ;D
There was a brunette dancer at Seamless (came over from Rhino) a couple years ago who was not only physical perfection, but used her hair as an integral part of her dance. She brushed it across my face and it was so thick it actually had weight to it. Unfortunately she was totally disconnected from every other aspect of her job. At least with me.
Smokeless
10-13-2009, 08:13 AM
Lol...Once i find miss right for the evening, i be damned if i give her up. I usually only go one gal a night anyway.
I get to Salina only once a year, if that. So many beautiful women, so little time!
I find it difficult to stick to one woman at my home club. I will if the budget is constrained, but jeez! they are all so gorgeous! And I'm a regular custy of several of them.
Vegas this weekend----wooohoooo... Still waiting for suggestions guys or gals on the clubs
Don't forget the Vegas thread.
Again the walking tip thing would drive me crazy. I guess it is good in a way, but i still dont like it. lol.
It's inherent in the layout and nature of the club. Only about 20% of the patrons tip at the stage, if that. An experienced dancer will use the tip walk to cement relationships with customers and close private dance deals. At most clubs I've been at, dancers must be clothed as they wander about. Here, there are all these naked women wandering about collecting tips. It's sort of cute.
I don't particularly like it when I get hit for a tip by a dancer I've not even seen dance -- I might have just arrived or I might have been in LD central. But I've learned to tolerate it and use it to my advantage when possible.
Have fun in Vegas.
stressed
10-15-2009, 02:15 PM
I leave tomorrow and i think i decided on OG friday night and Sapphires on Saturday night. I might just club hop though. I would like to go to cheetahs just to see it. I got the hookup at OG, but from what i hear the entry fees at the other clubs will be high. So i dunno about too much club hopping...lol
For some reason though i am just not real enthuised this year:-\
JoeUnCool
10-16-2009, 01:23 PM
Is the economy really that bad that no one has been out, therefore, there are no trip reports? Dear god, say it ain't so. Some of us have to live vicariously through these reports and our oxygen has been cut off.
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I'm going back to writing my book.
Earl_the_Pearl
10-17-2009, 04:02 PM
Is the economy really that bad that no one has been out, therefore, there are no trip reports? Dear god, say it ain't so. Some of us have to live vicariously through these reports and our oxygen has been cut off.
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I'm going back to writing my book.
I don't go on trips; the women of the world come to me to dance in their underwear.
mediocrity
10-17-2009, 06:20 PM
Stressed- go to Seamless and ask for Erica, tell her Miranda sent you and loves her.
You will not be disappointed.
stressed
10-18-2009, 07:54 PM
Stressed- go to Seamless and ask for Erica, tell her Miranda sent you and loves her.
You will not be disappointed.
Damnt Med where was this post when i needed it.:P
VEGAS HAS CHANGED and not for the better in my opinion.
report later i only did one club too frustrating to hit the next night
mediocrity
10-19-2009, 12:05 PM
Damnt Med where was this post when i needed it.:P
VEGAS HAS CHANGED and not for the better in my opinion.
report later i only did one club too frustrating to hit the next night
Thats why I got out while I could.
Smokeless
10-19-2009, 11:32 PM
Is the economy really that bad that no one has been out, therefore, there are no trip reports? Dear god, say it ain't so. Some of us have to live vicariously through these reports and our oxygen has been cut off.
.....................
I'm going back to writing my book.
Time to stop living vicariously, Joe. Seems as if Stressed and I have tried our best recently. If that can't meet your expectations, don't complain. Do something about it instead.
Smokeless
10-19-2009, 11:33 PM
VEGAS HAS CHANGED and not for the better in my opinion.
report later i only did one club too frustrating to hit the next night
I won't say "I told you so," but it's time to hit the heartland, Stressed. Looking forward to the report, nonetheless.
stressed
10-20-2009, 04:38 PM
I am adding other things besides my club visit to this just to make it more interesting, otherwise it would in my opinion be short and boring. So I get off the plane and after checking into my room:
I head down to the tables to play a little 3 card and drop about 400 in 20 minutes…..gee not starting off very good. Walk over to Let it Ride and hit trips three times to make my money back. I walked around and got on the monorail to check out some of the other casinos. This pretty girl with long blonde hair and a skimpy outfit showing her girls walks in after me. I glance at her a few times like any red blooded man would and she moves over to a seat closer to me. We are the only ones in the car and she asks me what I am doing and I reply when she pops the looking for company question:O……Seriously!!!!! I am here for what 3 hours and already. Its like 5pm. I thank her but no thanks and scoot out at the next stop. I am at the Flamingo now where my board meeting is scoping it out so I know where to go the next morning at 730am. Blahhhhhh. Gambled a little there and walked outside the way back to my hotel. Place was crawling with people and I overheard a man ask two guys if they would like a free limo ride and free entry into a strip club. I stopped close by to listen in. They left and I stopped him and asked what was up. He said that on the first two he gets 100.00 and 50 for each after. The clubs or charging 30-50 heads and he makes 40.00 per head on the first two after paying their entry. He makes 20 per head after that. He said he makes about 2k a week walking the strip doing this. Wow…not bad. I head back to my room and get my stuff in order for my meeting tomorrow. I call my contact at the club and set up my ride and free entry into the club at 9pm. I then get cleaned up and mill around in my room til time to meet up with the limo.
I get to the club and go to the bar. Packed no seats. Blah. Don’t want to go to a table cause I don’t want to be bothered right away, so only choice is stage. I grab a seat and quickly become aware that the quality of dancers have taken a nose dive.:( Nothing better than a 5 on the first 6 dancers on stage. I notice two walking around that could hit an 8 maybe, I will only be able to tell up close though. A 3 gets on stage and I am like you got to be kidding. I quickly leave the rail and sit in a seat close by. Bam get the shoulder massage from behind. Ya want company, I turn…:yikes: uh no honey I am still getting wet----there aint enough grey goose in this world. I watch as one dancer after another sits in guys laps whispers in there ear, grabs their dick, and then takes them to the vip in back. Nothing great either, all average or below average dancers. I see no chit chat going on at all. All the while I am turning one 4-6 down after another. Finally this girl comes sits on my lap and she has long dark hair and the biggest tightest tits I have ever seen. She was an 8 so I was down for it, even though I am not a breast man, she did have a nice body and seemed fun. She was very flirty and talkative for about 10 minutes. She flashed her cleavage and would graze her hand by sarge. You know nothing real direct, just flirty. I tip her a few 20’s and go to the restroom. When I get back she starts pushing for a dance. Ok I am ready anyway. She takes me to the side couch in the far corner where no one can see anything and starts to dance for like 10 secs before the hand goes down the front of my pants and she starts talking about vip and what happens in the vip stays in the vip. What do you mean I ask innocently. She then goes into detail of how she will make sure I cum. It is 300.00 for 30 minutes and 40.00 for 2 drinks and 20 to keep the bouncer out. I finish two dances and send her on her way. I get back and of course my table is no longer available.:irked: This goes on for a couple of hours and I see this same chick go back with one guy after another. I only saw one with the wet spot. UGHH. I could not get anyone to sit for more than a few minutes , and the ones that took me over to the dance area, all of them put their hands down my pants and basically offered the same thing. I don’t know if any of them were full service or not. One did offer her number and said if I wanted to party after 3 to call her. It was a tiny little slip, it looked like it was premade and she probably had 40 of them in her purse. Anyway I have had enough by now, so I leave.
I don’t know if I am being to straight laced or not. It just felt dirty. I mean I have been with dancers before but, it was always spend the evening together and either they would go back with me or we would go out the next day. And this was few and far between. It all seemed a little more innocent. Even the ones that would offer to go back with me at the end of the night for pay, was okay with me. I mean I got the experience I wanted for the night, and she didn’t squish the fantasy until the end, it just keeps reminding me of the fantasy play. Lol yes sometimes I need to be reminded. Don’t get me wrong I am down with getting crazy with a dancer on some things, but this was a little :scared:. All I could think about was how many more before me did she offer this to and how many took her up on it. I prefer a nice tease and if it goes somewhere its because both want to and not a business transaction. If that never happens again, I wont care.
So anyway I get back early enough to get an good nights sleep for my meeting the next morning. I head back to the room after my meeting the next day and wash up before hitting the let it ride tables again. About an hour into it a young lady about 30, I didn’t ask, didn’t want to be rude sits down beside me and we start chatting while playing. She is from Atlanta and was there for a meeting. Without getting into much detail, lets just say she was 5foot 4 with dark hair and a nice smile. So anyway we start doing well at the table and the cocktail waitress is taking a long time to get there. She is complaining and I throw out well there is a bar right over there, lets take a break and I will buy you a drink. She laughs and points to her stack that is double mine and says how about I buy YOU a drink. Either way I win lol, so we leave. Conversation goes well and I call a friend who knows the best places to eat and he gets us into Rao’s at 830 that night and tells me I owe him big time. Something about this is the same place as the one in new York and it is so fantastic, blah blah blah. Whatever. We split up and meet downstairs and take the monorail. I looked for the hooker but didn’t see her and told C of my experience the day before. We laughed and said you never know. So as we walked to Rao’s we would point to skimpy girls and vote yes or no. I let her pick the wine since that is not my cup of tea and I ordered handmade fried cheese for the appetizer. We couldn’t decide on the entrees, so we ended up get shrimp diavlo, a veal, and a chicken dish. The waiter looked at us like we were a bunch of hogs. Lol. Everything was fantastic. The cheese and the shrimp were crazy good. We had a lot left, but we got to sample everything so it was all good. We of course finished it sharing a tiramisu or however you spell it. Lol. It was close to 11 by now and I am really to full to go to a nightclub, so we hit the bar by our hotel for after dinner drinks.
It was overall a good time in vegas…. would have sucked if it weren’t for C. I seriously think I have been spoiled by the pinkies on this site. I swear if I go again, I will make sure I know where a few of them are dancing.
Smokeless
10-20-2009, 11:40 PM
Nice TR, Stressed. Thanks.
fast tan77
10-21-2009, 05:21 AM
No mention of sarge and this lady friend meeting up?
CalifSCVisitor65
10-21-2009, 08:29 PM
Hmmm what club was this? /:O
Chili Palmer
10-22-2009, 12:29 AM
It was a good day (with apologies to Ice Cube).
Had a free afternoon, and with the golf courses all either closed for reseeding or cartpath-only and overpriced if they are open, I headed to my favorite afternoon club. Last week at the club, I met an incredible GFE dancer who reminded me that as much as I love colossal implants, there's nothing like a great pair of natural double-d's to really stimulate the mouth and hands.
Of course, despite saying she'd be there this week, she wasn't. Not a problem. I seat myself along the wall, and within a few minutes one of the club's resident hardbodies, sidles on up to me. You know how when you just sit down and haven't even ordered a drink yet, and you just want to survey the scene for a little bit before plunging ahead? Fuck that. You don't "Maybe later" to a girl with this body and expect her to even look at you again. She'd just paid a few thou for some new implants, and was rightly proud of the work her surgeon did and how soft they were.
Over the years at this club, to get any mileage on the floor at all, it was filled with furtive gropes and strokes, as you tried (with the dancer's complicity), to maximize your mileage without getting "caught" by the floaters or the manager. Over the past "x" months, this caution seems to have been discarded faster than a WNBA program in Detroit. I'm still not used to actually having a dancer here take my hand and place it on her boobs, but I'm certainly not complaining, either.
The late (of this site, at least) Bridgette had perhaps the most apt description of me: a mileage hound who respects a girl's limits. To use a football analogy, I take what the defense is giving me. If she's got southern and northern No Fly Zones, I'll respect that, but I'll reserve the right to not buy dances anymore. Hardbody Brunette was working the chair, alternating between a hard grind on my cock, then doing floor work which consisted of raking her fingernails under my shirt (I loooove that!) and stick-shifting me to her heart's content (ditto). After five songs, she asks if I want to go to VIP. As much as I do, I'm still holding out hope for my GFE dancer, and I know a VIP with her will result in a very happy ending, so I decline for the time being, and do one more song with her.
As I was getting lapped by the hardbody, a tall blonde MILFy dancer with glasses and DD's kept walking by. Target acquired. She was turned down by a couple of stupid PLs, and saw me. I held my hands out wide as a welcoming gesture. One dance, and she is called to the stage. I frickin' hate that. She returns to finish what she started. More groping, fondling, feeding and lots of stick-shifting. I consider her for VIP, but I manage to hold off, getting six dances with her as well.
One of the great myths that strippers on this site love to propagate (with myth #1 being they get paid to sit at the bar and talk to a fucko or waste time), is that it is just the nasty/ugly dancers who "need" to do mileage to make money. Not even remotely acccurate (or, as we used to say on a private review site back in LA, "Life's too short to lap with ugly dancers"). Dancer #3 was a gal who looked like she just stepped out of a Perfect 10 or Wild Weasel photoshoot. Short blonde-streaked bob, perfect C-cups with perfect nipples popping through her bikini top, all over tan right down to her perfect coochie, which she was happy to show me time and again. Where the Hardbody Brunette was often fast and furious, the Blonde Bobber was soft and sensual, but no less aggressive, and some LFK thrown in to boot. 10 songs later, I was trying to remember who it was I was waiting for. Wow.
All that, though was a prelude to the Irish Raven, light-skinned black haired with a set of firm, round D's that just wouldn't quit. Unlike my previous three dancers who were all "innies", Raven quickly proved she was an "outie," though still just as clean cut as the others. She climbed on my lap complaining that her previous customer "didn't get her"; I explained that wouldn't be a problem for me. It only took one song for me to take her to VIP; once there, we negotiated a fair prices for services about to be rendered.
And were they ever. As she stripped off her top, she wanted me to squeeze her boobs hard. Harder. HARDER! Okaaay...so, we have a bit of a pain freak here. I'm not into abuse, but whatever Lola wants, Lola gets. As I suck her right tit down my throat, she starts in with the "More, Daddy, give me more..." and "You're making my pussy so wet" stuff. Oh Lord, this is gonna be fun. As my hands grab her ass, she moves one of my fingers towards her g-string to prove that I was, in fact making her pussy incredibly wet. One, then two fingers slipped in easily, and she was humping away on them in earnest. "Put your finger in my ass!" she whispered. I was concerned that it would hurt, but she did not care. "Do it!" Who am I to argue, and this sent her over the edge (allegedly).
She started working on me with a nice reach in and covered BJ, then she moved me lower on the seat and put her g-string covered pussy in front of my face, then moved the g aside for better access. As my tongue reached her labia she pushed me in tighter, telling me she was gonna come again, and then demanded that I give her my phone number for playtime at a later date. Remarkably, after our time in VIP was over, I still was ready to go.
A good thing, too, as my super Voluptuous F-cupped MILF had shown up. I've lusted after her for years, we've exchanged texts and such, but I concluded long ago that an OTC encounter with her was not in the cards. She was a moderate mileage dancer, always good for four dances just based on her spectacular body, but I never expected much 2-way contact. What fool I was! She was very frisky today, doing an amazing job of keeping my tray table in the upright and locked position, and letting me fondle those glorious globes to my heart's content.
It was time to go, but I'd spied a little tanned brunette fitness dancer wandering around, and I really wanted to lap her. Finally, she reappered and started walking my way, only to stop at the table before mine, where the dude had just arrived. He excused himself to go to the restroom, and I told her I was planning on leaving but wanted to dance with her, so she immediately made the wise decision to blow off bathroom boy and dance with me. Rock hard quads, great abs, perfect traps. Damn, I love me some girl muscles. Nice way to end the day.
Further adventures to come,
CP
miabella
10-22-2009, 03:10 AM
a part of me does wish it was possible to go clubbing with you, chili. the combined TRs would certainly be...interesting.
Excellent TR's. I wish I had some to report. CP, if you don't write for a living you missed your calling.
FBR
stressed
10-22-2009, 09:00 PM
No mention of sarge and this lady friend meeting up?
I felt it best for me to stop where i did.:-X Even though i am sure she is not a stranger to the situation, i didnt find it prudent to put it out for the world to read;)
Earl_the_Pearl
10-25-2009, 04:17 AM
I had an early "date" with a regular UTR dancer at her apartment. I was asked to bring some wine and toilet paper. She is 51% lesbian and always has a few girlfriends in her apartment. There were two at this time one 98% and one 55% lesbian. We drank and watch Ellen, they love Ellen.
When it was my time the 98% put on her leather biker jacket and excused herself, the 55% wanted to watch. $ for CBJ while she used this giant 10 HP dildo I suckled her firm young pierced breasts. I wanted to DATY so bad but she would not let me, this is our third "date" for Peat's sake. I wasn't really paying attention to the CBJ only her honey pot so she put her hand between her legs and smeared here love juice all over my face and said that's it; take me to work.
I was 1/2 in the bag so I called a taxi and away we went. The manager was thrilled to see me as I'm one of the few that spends money at this bucket of blood. The new TV got me; great game. How about that "Rally Monkey"?
I spent most of my 5 hours there with a thick very doable Brazilian. I spent very little on her but she stayed; I was the only customer for most of the time. She wanted a ride home but I had no car and my friend and I were going in a different direction.
Time to leave as it was only 1AM I did not have a problem making it to the taxi. Bonus one of the better looking dancers was coming back with us. We made a stop at the Exxon station I was asked to get two “Dutch Whites” and Coca Cola. I was hoping the cigars were for a Bill Clinton thing but no it was a Cheech and Chong thing.
Back at her apartment there were 5 lesbians waiting; the 8 of us watched a Tom Cruise movie. As it is my “date’s” apartment the 98%ers could not object to my being there.
Alas they were going to get busy and I was asked to leave. I gave a tug on “Blondie’s” hair and asked her if she wanted more room at my apartment a short walk away; it was a lonely short walk back.
After Dark is a circus I tell you; a circus.
Mr Hyde
11-09-2009, 09:28 PM
First trip report ever. Can't believe it took me this long.
Gonna be short though...maybe more embellishment later.
Cafe Risque south of Gainesville Fla.
If you want eggs and tits, this is your place. Like a Denny's with naked chicks. No booze. Chicks are generally skanks.
EXCEPT...Darla.
Holy shite...this is maybe the hottest stripper I have ever seen in my life and I've seen a lot.
So out of place here. Should be at Mons Venus or 2001 pulling down VIPs by the bucketload.
Tall, brunette with huge perfect tits and body. Beautiful GND face. Thick hair to her ass and no split ends. Nice feet and hands...I mean, jebus this girl is hot.
Bottom line...if you're passing by this roadside shithole on the side of I-75 and have 30 minutes, call and see if Darla is working. If so, stop in. If not, keep driving. Unless you are hungry and don't mind paying 12 dollars for cheeseburger and 3.50 for a coke.
stressed
11-09-2009, 09:41 PM
First trip report ever. Can't believe it took me this long.
Gonna be short though...maybe more embellishment later.
Cafe Risque south of Gainesville Fla.
Holy hell i passed that joint on my way to miami. It indeed looked like a dive. But all it takes is one good dancer to make it a destination:D
mediocrity
11-10-2009, 11:23 AM
First trip report ever. Can't believe it took me this long.
Gonna be short though...maybe more embellishment later.
Cafe Risque south of Gainesville Fla.
If you want eggs and tits, this is your place. Like a Denny's with naked chicks. No booze. Chicks are generally skanks.
EXCEPT...Darla.
Holy shite...this is maybe the hottest stripper I have ever seen in my life and I've seen a lot.
So out of place here. Should be at Mons Venus or 2001 pulling down VIPs by the bucketload.
Tall, brunette with huge perfect tits and body. Beautiful GND face. Thick hair to her ass and no split ends. Nice feet and hands...I mean, jebus this girl is hot.
Bottom line...if you're passing by this roadside shithole on the side of I-75 and have 30 minutes, call and see if Darla is working. If so, stop in. If not, keep driving. Unless you are hungry and don't mind paying 12 dollars for cheeseburger and 3.50 for a coke.
I've totally been there! I was road tripping to Central Florida with a buddy of mine and I bought him a dance there with a chick named Angelica. She was cute. But I agree- not the highest caliber of talent there.
JoeUnCool
11-13-2009, 06:43 AM
I've totally been there! I was road tripping to Central Florida with a buddy of mine and I bought him a dance there with a chick named Angelica. She was cute. But I agree- not the highest caliber of talent there.
A few questions:
How old can/should a trip report be?
How far do I have to go for it to be a trip report? Can I report about a local night out to a club or does it need to be some big trip, such as Vegas? Personally, I think its any trip, but I wanted to get a feel for what was welcome.
hockeybobby
11-13-2009, 06:57 AM
A few questions:
How old can/should a trip report be?
How far do I have to go for it to be a trip report? Can I report about a local night out to a club or does it need to be some big trip, such as Vegas? Personally, I think its any trip, but I wanted to get a feel for what was welcome.
Go for it dude.
stressed
11-13-2009, 02:11 PM
Go for it dude.
+1....
Mr Hyde
11-13-2009, 05:48 PM
A few questions:
How old can/should a trip report be?
How far do I have to go for it to be a trip report? Can I report about a local night out to a club or does it need to be some big trip, such as Vegas? Personally, I think its any trip, but I wanted to get a feel for what was welcome.
Any report is good....but memorable ones are best, I think. Maybe that's why I haven't posted any until now...
Earl_the_Pearl
11-13-2009, 09:53 PM
How far do I have to go for it to be a trip report?
If it does not involve masturbating in your room report it.
Earl_the_Pearl
11-13-2009, 09:54 PM
Any report is good....but memorable ones are best, I think. Maybe that's why I haven't posted any until now...
Blackouts; I've been there.
mortalman
11-14-2009, 11:13 AM
So there's this super hot stripper right (lets call her Ms K), just an incredible body and face, gives great dances. I wouldn't classify her as an ATF because we hardly talk at all.She's pretty much all about the money, not that every dancer isn't but some make it seem like they are interested in you.
Anyway I text her one day:
Me: Hi, how are you?
Ms K: Hey Sexi, Im good how RU?
Me: I'm good too, was going to come in tonight. Are you working?
Ms K: Sure gorgeous, but I'm working early ill b ther @ 8
Me: OK I'll see you then?
Ms K: K sweety, cna't wait i miss u.
(As you may deduce from the text messages, I don't think she even knows my name although I've told her several times)
So I arrive just before 9 (I know she'll be late), take my customary seat and order a coke from the waitress. Pull out my phone and text her
Me: Hey, I'm here
I wait, about 20 min, and am not approached by a single dancer although several walk by me on their way to the dressing room.
Finally I get a return text
Ms K: Sry baby, running late leaving now on my way
So while I'm waiting I scan the room to assess the talent.There are about 20-30 girls there but probably only 5 I would get dances from. I am approached with several different hustle techniques:
Wanna Dance hustle:
Self explanatory. If declined by me is sometimes followed by a request for a piece of gum or a shot from my bottle.
Regular hustle:
Series of get to know me questions to establish our friendship, followed by the dance request. Some have shots, some take gum.
Double dance hustle:
Hot girl with less hot girl going around as a team asking for 2 girl dances. (Note to hot girl: I would get a dance from you but I don't want to pay your friend to join us. It's up to you girls to figure out which one is the hot girl.)
Hot girl: "Well can we have a shot then?"
Me: "Sure" I pour each of them one into little plastic shot glasses the club provides.
Slightly sexual hustle:
Girl joins me and proceeds to tell me about a booty call she had with her babys daddy (it's always an ex, strippers never have boyfriends when they work) and how he always wants her to wear her stripper shoes when the fuck and they're really not together anymore but she just gets horny from being naked all the time and oh my god is that gum can I have a piece of gum what are you drinking? do you wanna do a shot? lets do a shot *waves at her dancer friend* she's so hot and her pussy tastes soooo sweet.
Terrible run-on stream of consciousness coming out of this girl for a good 5 songs before she pops the dance question. I decline. She is disappointed.
Overtly sexual Hustle:
Girl leans over, puts her huge boobs inches from my face, places her hand on my package and strokes while asking "Are you ready to go have some fun"
Oh sorry guys, Ms K is here and we need to go to the VIP. We take the shot glasses and bottle with us. ;)
mortalman
11-14-2009, 11:16 AM
If it does not involve masturbating in your room report it.
That is frequently the result though. :'(
3-Legged Man
11-14-2009, 04:35 PM
Oh sorry guys, Ms K is here and we need to go to the VIP. We take the shot glasses and bottle with us. ;)
WAIT! You can't stop THERE! Please prepare a follow-up post for the rest of us Junkies. :-[
Earl_the_Pearl
11-14-2009, 07:09 PM
A picture is worth a thousand words. I "know" some of the dancers. This is the finest gentleman's club in Newark.