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BTung
07-25-2011, 09:49 PM
Looooong time lurker. Figured it was time to post.

I just got back from wedding in Vegas and of course, we had to hit a SC. I am not new to the scene. I have managed at a club and prior to that was in a relationship with a dancer at a club in Nashville. I have witnessed the good and bad from all three sides. With that being said... I had the strangest experience at Sapphire in Las Vegas. Fast forward to the end if you want to read that as the rest will be a review of the club.

When I would visit Sin City in years past I was a Crazy Horse Too fan. I always seemed to have the best time there. When they shuttered their doors, I frequented the SR if I was in town. On this trip, one of my friends got a hook-up for a free limo-ride (not one owned by the club), no cover, and free drink deal to Sapphire's. Not that hard of a package to find to be honest. Away we went.

The Club
We went on a Thursday night around 9pm-ish and the place was really dead. The first thing I noticed was how much a prick the guy working behind the register at the front was. He was not rude to us but gave some others attitude about drink tickets and he more or less shoved the girl that was working behind the register out of the way. Admittedly, I was only witnessing the tail end of the exchange but I did not get a warm and fuzzy first impression. Especially since the people trying to get in did not seem to be hostile or exchanging expletives with him. In fact, I would say they were being down right submissive.

While we were standing there, we made friends with the bouncer/manager/host who eventually seated us. It always has been a habit of ours to do that for obvious reasons. His name was Gabe. Super nice guy. A complete 180 from the attitude the previous person had. Gabe asked us if we wanted to start at the bar or would like a table. We asked for a table and he gave us a great one near the VIP section on the aisle.

Normally this would not be a good spot in any other club. However, the layout of Sapphire's is ridiculous. Down the center of the main floor are three connected stages. The first and third stage are at club level. The second is about 18 feet in the air and is connected to the other stages by stairs. In order to see the dancer you have to crane your neck up or sit directly under the second stage in the "VIP" area. There is also no pole on the second stage so the dancer must do this awkward dance at the rail. The stage is Plexiglas so you can see through the bottom. Sort of... dancers tend to wear heels and shoes. So naturally the stage floor was all scuffed up and translucent making it hard to see through. Tipping the girl was impossible unless you folded up your bills in to airplanes and tossed them up. On the ground floor, on either side of the "VIP" area are the main aisles to walk to the back or front of the club through the main floor. On the right side of the club as you enter is also a hallway of sorts leading to the back.

Everyone walked past our table at least once. Being on the aisle, we had a little more room than others. The second thing you'll notice about the club is the tables and chairs are packed in like sardines. The layout of the tables makes it a literal gauntlet for the dancer to try to walk through to get to people sitting at near the walls.

The drinks were $7.50 for a beer and $14 or $15 for mixed drinks. I think... Don't quote me on that as my friends had a tab and were ordering for me. Speaking of paying by credit or debit card, be prepared to have a $300 hold placed on your card. It can take up to 72 hours for it to drop off. Even if you only buy $50 worth of drinks. If you need cash, the ATMs has ridiculous fees. On Thursday night the one at the front of the club had a $30 fee to withdraw and the one at the back was $50. On Friday (we went back) the fee at the front was only $15. I do not know if they adjust the fees by time or day but it was different. BRING CASH WITH YOU! Just as there is an ATM near the front and the back. There is also a bar at the front and the back. It seemed like most of the girls taking a break hung out at the back bar.

While we are on the topic of cash, it should go without saying, but do not leave it out in plain sight. My friend had $80 stashed under his cell phone, went to the bathroom, came back and it was gone. We were all sitting there but never noticed who took it.

We had to go back Friday because all of us had such a great time. When we did, Gabe recognized us and even though we got there at 10pm sat us down again at a primo table. I heard rumors that you had to pay for tables but I cannot verify it as we never did. Again, super friendly person. At least to us customers and we tipped him for it.

Beware that the music is loud and repetitive. I mean really, really loud. It seemed like there were only a rotation of 12-15 songs that the DJ played all accompanied by some remixed video. But god damn it was loud in there on both nights.

Cost of Dances
Lap dances were $20 per song. The real VIP section to get private dances, not the seating by the stage, was off to the side of the club near the back. It cost $150 for fifteen minutes. What they do not tell you until you get back there is that is just the dancers fee. You are required to order two drinks for around $30 as well. For thirty minutes, the cost was $272 but that included four drinks. The fifteen minutes was a better value for the girls because they made more per minute than the thirty-minute sessions. If you had to charge the session then things get screwy because the girl is paid in club money, funny money, which costs you an extra 10% fee but costs them 10% to exchange it. Essentially the club pockets another 20%.

You get almost a better per dollar value by just paying the dancer $200 for ten songs (about thirty minutes) out on the main floor. That brings up some interesting issues. The club is so small that dancing for thirty minutes on the floor would really suck for a dancer. However... they would pocket more money in the end. You can be a little bit more liberal in the private VIP area with your hands as a customer and are cautioned not to have roaming hands on the floor. Of course, YMMV depending on dancer you select.

The Girls
There is something for everyone. Even on a Thursday night in the 110 degree heat of July there were a ton of women. The club is like a female buffet. You can pick from Barbie clones, down home Midwestern girls, Brazilians, African-Americans, tattoos, no ink, brunettes, red heads, skinny, chubby, tall, short and MILFs. You name it. They had it. This is different from my experience at the SR and more like the CH2 days.

Unless you are sitting with your arms crossed and a scowl you will be approached. If you go to a strip club to not be asked if you want a lap dance - you do not need to go to a strip club. 75% of them walked away if you said politely "No thank you." The other 25% tried to convince you in a none-aggressive playful way. On Friday, there were more dancers as well as an increased customer count. If you cannot find a dancer that meets your fantasy at Sapphire's then... I feel bad for you.

I never had an annoying experience. I met a few that had to convince me that I wanted a lap dance. Arguably two of the best dances I got that night were from dancers that initially I was on the fence about. They sensed it and pounced using every bit of hustle and game to convince me. I broke down... Despite knowing the game that is played on an intimate level, I am only so strong. Twenty dollars to test the waters can sometimes be worth it.

My only complaint is there were a few times when the girl was obviously really drunk or really high and it was just a huge turnoff. I saw some very sloppy dances. Thankfully I was not on the receiving end of them. One girl actually fell of a guys lap. The other thing that BLEW MY MIND was later in the night around 2am I saw a girl wearing a black hoodie. At my old place you would be fired on the spot if you wore that on the floor. Do not get me wrong. It was fucking FREEZING in there. However, as a dancer, that is a huge no-no. If you are that cold then come sit on my lap. I'll warm you up.

My Personal Experience
I do not even know where to begin. The first night I met two dancers unlike two I had ever met before. Keep in mind I worked at a club. The first was one of the first girls I said, "yes" , to when I arrived on Thursday. Raven hair, beautiful breasts, expensive lingerie, and just overall stunning. After my first dance, while we were chit chatting, I said something as she was putting on her bra that instantly connected us. She spent the better part of the next five hours sitting on my lap talking. Every now and then she would get up to make her rounds. I would buy her a water or Pepsi when she was thirsty. But that was it.

I know she has bills to pay and kids. I was there to spend money so I offered numerous times to pay her for her time but she flat out refused. I have never had a dancer refuse my money before. At least not without feeling like I was bring groomed for something. At one point, she sat so long that I had to fake that I need to go to the bathroom because my leg and ass were numb. We talked about everything. My friends nicknamed me the white male Oprah because of how personal she was getting. At one point, we were playing Words With Friends on her iPhone. A really fucking weird experience in a SC. But a really good one. I was having fun. She had no idea that we were coming back the next day. That was not decided until 9pm that night. She was under the impression that on Saturday we were leaving. I thought she might be trying to set me up but it never came. During the course of talking I knew it was not going to either. So I decided to just enjoy what I considered a cheap date with my "club wife" and I was happy to be her "club husband". Yeah I know... You just vomited a little in your mouth. I have no idea what else to call it.

Alas, when I went back Friday she was not there. I thought it odd. Maybe she cleaned up enough Thursday during her 20 minute walks around the club to not have to work Friday. She had mentioned to me that she got in trouble a few days ago over something petty. Perhaps she got in trouble for sitting with me so long. I do not know and probably will never.

When my previously mentioned friend was making her rounds, I would get the occasional dance. After all, that is what I was there for right? That is when I met another unique dancer. She was a beautiful stunning blonde who was not local and convinced me to go back to the VIP area for a private dance. There must have been something about my beard that night as she too took a seat on Oprah's couch and opened up. She did most of the talking. I really did not say much. Usually it is the other way around and I can tell because a dancer will use follow-on questions to seem interested. However... maybe she was that good and it was all a lie.

When I went back Friday the blonde was there. We talked some more. She asked if I remembered her name. I did. I returned the question. She got it right. We played who remembered more and talked for a bit. She did her thing. I did mine. At the end of the night, we hooked back up for a last goodbye. I gave her my number, which is something I rarely do. I had several hundred stashed in my pants pocket ready to spend on her assuming I was being gamed and intending to spend it anyway. However, like the other one, the proposition never materialized. I did go back to the VIP area with her for 15 minutes early on in my visit on Friday but it was at my suggestion because the club was so loud and crowded. The music is deafening in there.

Friday the club had more customers. But I noticed that not a lot were getting dances. Not compared to the dancer/customer ratio. In between my blonde bombshell and I chatting I sampled a wide variety off Sapphire's menu. I really cannot stress enough that most of the girls had amazing personalities. Fun was everywhere. I was suffocated by breasts, made to smack a great ass as hard as I could, received one of the best back and neck massages I ever had, and laughed my ass off with a smile ten miles wide. Me and my friends all left happy.

Sapphire's is not the best club in terms of layout. It does not have a fleet of perfect 10s running around like SR. The prices on most things seem to be higher than normal. The guy at the door seemed like a prick. It comes down to the personality of the girls and it was a blast. I have one friend who hates strip clubs. To quote him, "That was the most fun I have ever had in a strip club. It has completely changed my mind." Epic weekend and epic time at Sapphire's.

Chili Palmer
07-26-2011, 05:01 PM
THAT is how you make a first impression. Bravo!

Smokeless
07-27-2011, 08:31 PM
Indeed. Excellent TR.

liberator
07-31-2011, 02:37 PM
No kidding! Atlanta will rock your world! It has mine for decades!

Cheo_D
08-20-2011, 06:46 PM
Well, over the summer some of my travels took me to other locations nationwide and I ended up spending sometime in NYC - ah, yes, NYC, Big Apple, ultimate home of overpriced everything; the place where Rudy supposedly "cleaned up" vice, yet where governor Spitzer got nailed in more ways than one at 5 grand a trick. New York, where your dancer may start the night $300 in the hole so she's got to sell dances fast and furious:P.

I was able to do a quick tour of the three clubs of the Flashdancers chain - the mother club on Broadway, Private Eyes past 45 and 8 but still in the Theatre district, and NY Dolls, in Lower Manhattan two blocks up from the WTC site and two blocks across from City Hall. Also did a visit to Rick's NY, across the street from the ESB's delivery entrance.

Flashdancers, from the street, looks lind of innocuous, that awning in the middle of a block of office-type addresses seems so unassuming. Once you're downstairs you realize you're in a space that's physically clearly a league above its sister-clubs Dolls and Private Eyes. The quality of the dancers' appearance is high - not just physique but dress/makeup as well, speaks of standards on the part of staff and management.

There is of course the main catwalk stage with poles and a small one-dancer podium stage behind the bar. Not much stageside interaction. Seating is divided between the bar, the main stage floorspace, and the floorspace in front of the lapdance areas, two spaces a step up from the rest of the floor with a long bench along the wall for LD's to happen -- which can get quite crowded. The wannadance wannadance wannadance goes on strong and continuous, one of the dancers admitted that those of us who were seen to be paying for dances would get a line forming for us. As is too often the case, waitresses/bartenders that should have been on stage and equally hot massage girls - got me one very well-done backrub, while facing the solo-girl bar-stage, and just so happened to enjoy combining the massage with an almost-personal set from a very, very hot, curvy, Eastern European lady; afterwards had some dances with her, she was bringing it on both tits and personality.

NY Dolls is the Lower Manhattan location for lapdancesn now that Pussycat Lounge is shuttered. Visited on a weekday evening, at a point the dancers started to outnumber the patrons resulting in notable gatherings of ladies by the doorway and in a corner of the couch area and an increase in frequency of "wanadance, no, goodbye" encounters. One not too big room downstairs with a 2-pole/3-dancer stage on one wall and LD benches along the side walls, you walk past the bar to go in (restrooms and CR are upstairs). The dancer population here had the by-now-expected-in-NY predominance of Eastern Europeans but also a few Americans, and slightly more Asians and African Americans. Mostly lithe underemployed-would-be-model physiques.. Apparently there were some issued with the stage scheduling as the DJ had to make repeat calls at various times and once pointendly reminded the dancers onstage to wait until her relief was physically there before stepping down.


Private Eyes is the more "people's" version of Flashdancers, the environment is more relaxed - but the degree of zeal with which the rules are enforced tends to vary from day to day. Here you walk first into a bar with a (bikini) cage dancer and after getting your first drink then walk into the strip club area. Midway between the sister clubs' sizes, the stage is an "island" in the middle, with part of the LD benches running behind it. Even more variety of dancer backgrounds than the other two. The hustle is continuous and sometimes silly as when multiple waitresses hit your table to push dancer drinks even after you've ordered from one already. Dancers are on an average grindier and more up-close than at the other clubs, but had some unfortunate moments with someone who adopts the "place your full bodyweight upon his groin" grindage style: "Ow, pass the ice pack", is all I have to say.

Had a look into their CR: a semiprivate set of booths facing an aisle - they're not enclosed but the seating pattern in all but the rearmost is such that you have to deliberately turn your head and look to see across (and the rearmost seems quite isolated). Quote given: $595/hr (with a built-in host gratuity that is not always mentioned), less if you did the transaction all-cash, dunno if that's fixed policy or if it depends on how slow the night may be. Drinks included, that much is good.

Plus, there is now apparently a properly private "Blue Room" that's quoted a thou an hour, to which I say, :O, whoa, really??? I can get me some real action in my hotel room for a K an hour, man.


Rick's Manhattan location is down between the ESB and Herald Square, kind of an outlier from the superclubs on the West Side. Of course it seeks to establish itself as more upscale and includes a rooftop smoking lounge and a full restaurant (the lunch special is a good deal), but it's not obnoxious about its pretensions of upscale; just dress and behave decently. The main floor downstairs is dominated by a NON-pole main stage and a pole satellite by the bar. Wide variety of ladies vis-a-vis ethnicities, body types, ages --got me some very good company from a MILF type who was as much of a pleasure just to talk with whether she had her gown on or off (and who had worked my hometown some 16 years ago, as it turned out). Dancers here know what they're doing, for sure.

Gets significantly busier in weekend evenings and as your LD is right at your table and the seats are small and on wheels, you can be inadvertently rolled into someone else's space. Quote for the upstairs is $365 for 30 min, $720 for the hour, plus tips, and your choice of bottle service or a tab.



As mentioned before, this is post-Rudy/Mike NY so you'd better be well-behaved in the dance floor, but some of the ladies do provide a good one-way dance on their side of the bargain for the standard $20, and among them some et it be known dancing is not their only gig, so it helps to keep an eye out for someone who looks like she could make for a fun time.

Is it horribly overpriced relative to much of the USA? It's Manhattan, NYC, what do you think? But damn those are fine girls specially at Flash and Rick's.

How cleaned up is Manhattan? Well, it's pretty damn cleaned up if we're to go by how things were back in the 80s but one can detect a hint that, well, what with Wall Street having conniptions and tourist traffic being unstable, people have bigger fish to fry. Let's just say quite a few gents were seen to be not quite sitting on their hands, though being damn respectful and restrained compared to, say, Florida. And that there was some, um, information sharing for future reference.

rickdugan
11-19-2011, 02:24 PM
There are so many wonderful mid-tier clubs in the Southeastern part of this country that I envy those who live down there. I just concluded another trip to a small Southern city that I visit a few times per year and had yet more memorable experiences in one of its local mid-tier clubs.

The club in question seems to be almost timeless. Turnover in its staff is extremely low and, on the dancer front, it is not hard to identify girls who have been there for well over 2 years. It is also very much a regulars' club. In fact, on the popular review boards, many guys complain about being ignored when they visit, which was my experience as well in my first couple of visits about 4 years ago. But once one becomes a known quantity there, things tend to open up dramatically in a number of ways.

During my most recent road trip, I spent two nights in this place. On the first night, I connected with a dancer who had once been part of a 2 girl OTC adventure during a previous trip. I was actually quite pleased to see her as she had been better looking, and much more skilled, than her partner in crime. And to my delight, as young as she is, she has become even better - and more beautiful - with time. It was also nice to see that she was clean and sober this time around, though it was equally nice that one aspect of her approach to making money has not changed. ;)

During my second visit, I ran into yet another girl with whom I had previously connected. She was on her way out from a stint on the day shift, but she was kind enough to introduce me to a "friend." Her friend was a beautiful blond with a lithe, sexy body. She was also quite bright and spent two solid hours entertaining me before we finally ended up in a very private, no holds barred CR. Now I have to say that OTC is my normal gig, but this club is one of the few in which I will readily agree to a back room encounter.

One of the most amazing things about this club is the cost structure. Drinks are cheap and a half hour in the VIP room runs at about the same amount as a 15 minute VIP in most other places (such as Providence). It is also quite relaxed there and one can chill out, catch a game on one of the many large screen TVs, spend time with beautiful women who speak with charming Southern accents, and finish the night off very nicely. I would be a weekly regular in this club if I lived closer.

As a side consideration, a number of the girls in this particular club have enough stereotypical dancer issues to fill a small novel, including a fair amount of drug use, criminal records, single mothers who are either struggling to provide for their kids or have lost their parental rights, husbands/SOs in jail, etc. In fact, I seem to hear a lot of these things in the mid-tier clubs down south, or at least I meet girls who are more talkative about these issues. But, for me, these things just add to the local color and I certainly don't let these stories interfere with a good time.

I have more road trips coming soon and I can only hope that some of them come close to measuring up to this one.

KeithDoxen
11-20-2011, 12:04 AM
Rick Dugan: As a resident of the Southeastern part of the country, I'd enjoy getting your recommendations on the better clubs down here.

rickdugan
11-20-2011, 03:46 PM
Rick Dugan: As a resident of the Southeastern part of the country, I'd enjoy getting your recommendations on the better clubs down here.

Keith, if I post about dicey activities, I won't generally talk about the club(s) involved. And if the area in question has a small number of clubs, which was the case here, I don't normally get specific about the locale either. It has always been my opinion - right or wrong - that discretion is an important component to my particular gig.

I will tell you one thing: it was not Charlotte. MAL Entertainment has found a way to turn even their mid-tier dives into gimmicky, high hustle joints. Even the OTC adventure I had with one girl from a MAL club a few years ago ranks as one of the worst in all of my time doing this.

But having said that, the areas with better clubs are not exactly a mystery to those who seek them out. A bit of research on tuscl would probably serve you well.

jbviper4
01-06-2012, 07:49 AM
Hey, figured I'd make a contribution and tell you about my week in Baltimore.

Millstream Inn
Monday afternoon, 4ish, there are 5 dancers working. All good looking on the Bmore scale, and all friendly during their post-dance tip stroll around the bar. Lilly is a full fiigured lady with a great personality...she lasted about 10 seconds on the floor and departed enthusiastically to the private rooms. Erin is a spinner, way cute in her black lingerie and very sexy dancer. Visited at the stage, tipped generously and met her for a couple of $10 dances. For $10 a song, this place cannot be beat. Reasonable privacy (but there must be cameras as I have witnessed the DJ-Bouncer-White Knight turning on the brights and telling so and so to come outside - ending the dance and rumor has it resulting in a fine to the girl).

Great experience. Spent $100 in 90 minutes and worth every penny. Great girls, reasonable prices (esp for LDs on Monday and Tuesday) and decent SC food. No biggies here, except for a couple of girls with spectacular racks and great curves IMO.

Excape
On the way up 95 I swing off the highway at White Marsh, scoot down 40 and hit Excape. Local joint...mix of dancer types ranging from the stunning (Savannah) to a few girls that clearly have issues (dental, bad boob job, "I'm broke..can you help me?" approach). I found my way to Tracey - a voluptuous girl, gorgeous face and eyes and a cool attitude. In fact, I would say most of the Excape girls seem genuinely happy to see a customer and do their best to engage us without the standard wanna dance hustle. Excape has had some liquor board issues so the LD area is a curtained off section, and the way it works is $30 a song...the girl has to buy a ticket from the BT and then you, the dancer and some guy who looks like Frank Perdue comes along to watch. Well, I could be getting a lap dance from Fergie and Kate Middleton and with Frank Perdue getting his chub on 5 feet away I wouldn't be able to concentrate on the experience.

Beers are $3, no cover, not the easiest place to find. The BT Tracy is the hottest girl in the place and when she jumped up onstage a couple of weeks ago, it was a pleasure to watch her dance and collect the rainfall it generated.

Tuesday:
Kaos in Towson
Whoa. A few weeks ago I stopped in and of the 5 girls dancing, 4 were good looking. The other one is a banged up hooker from what I hear around the pool table. Tuesday, no such luck. Ms. Banged Up is twirling aimlessly around the pole with a vacant stare on her face and she goes down for a little floor "work" (i.e.; unenthusiastic ass shaking) and then FALLS ASLEEP. ON THE STAGE. Full on nod. As George Thorogood says..."and out the door I went."

The BT was 30 lbs overweight but was the best looking thing in the place.

Excape Round 2
Tuesday must be MILF day at Excape. Out of 6 girls, 4 were my age (43) or rapidly approaching it. Not that that's a bad thing, but it isn't the variety that gets my money flowing. There was a hot spinner type (Rachel, I think) and one gorgeous girl (Lydia) with a face (10) above beautifully installed unoriginal equipment, leading down to a long and lean torso and legs. WOW. We have a drink, she has a brain that makes it even sexier to spend time with her. Two drinks and another stage dance and I decide that she deserves every dollar in my pocket despite the fact that I can't bring myself to having the chicken farmer watching.

Wednesday
Day off to let the wallet recharge

Thursday
Gold Club
BT Kristen is way hot and despite the fact that I haven't been in there in a month, she remembers that what I drink and has it ready with a big smile and even bigger titties when I make it to the bar. Several dancers are sitting together in the darkest corner of the club, texting their regulars, BFs, kids, whatever. I have a couple of beers stageside, and the dancers are good looking but no one gets fully naked except for a stunning AA girl who has the cutest kitty. Only one girl (Candy, cute blonde, nice bod) asks if I want some company during my 45 minutes in there. I passed hoping to see old faves instead, but there must have been a big holiday turnover.

Beers $4 specials, LDs $30/song, no touching, big variations on quality. $20 LDs Wednesdays.

Memories
I figured a swing down the N Point peninsula was in order, so off I go to Memories. Its 6:30, and the parking lot is pretty full for a Bmore dive. I am encouraged. Inside a order a $5 Bud Light and wait for a dancer. There is a 400 lb man playing keno, two guys staring at an old tv and a cute BT in there. Must rent parking to the impound lot or something to have a full lot. Halfway through the beer, I ask if there's going to be a dancer and was told that it was shift change. I'm cool with that, so I nurse my beer for another 5 minutes when a dancer appeared that made me run for the door. I'm pretty generous with my assessments (IMO) but this girl shouldn't be near a kitchen for a while. Out the door I go.

Dreamers
About 200 yds up the road toward Bmore you hang a right and find Dreamers. Typical Bmore dive but for a really good looking redhead (Cody) who was decked out in black lingerie and stockings (unusual for the dives). Really sexy girl. No LDs here, but takeout was offered by a young dancer, nice body, but really bad grille (summer teeth, summer there, summer gone). She said her last customer offered her $50, but she passed. I'm trying to watch Cody do her thing, meanwhile Ashley Summerteeth is giving me the "I made $X NYE, but only $X today and I have to pay my sitter...BTW, I love older guys who know what they want." I replied, I want to watch Cody dance...and AST says "Me too" and goes on to tell me she "hasn't been sexually satisfied in 4 months yadayadayada..." and I say..."Look if you like older guys so much and need sex, I can help you out." She says OK and leaves to go change into civvies.

I finish my beer and she comes back. She starts with the "I need to go to my friend's house first, and I'll need to ...." and I say that I've reconsidered and need to blast. Couldn't get past the teeth, and I wasn't really looking for OTC contact anyway. She was agreeable and hoped I would come back. Maybe, maybe not.

Friday
What will today's adventure at Fantasies bring?

Only time will tell.

Hope this trip report meets the standards of this fine board.

rickdugan
01-06-2012, 11:55 AM
^You might want to give the Player's Club a shot, though if you do then remember to pick up your beer or booze on the way as it is byob nude. I enjoyed the place a lot and only wish that I had been able to spend more than one night there.

mortalman
01-08-2012, 09:21 PM
I made a trip recently to an old club here in town that I don't usually go to any more. I only go there to see a particular girl or just for a change of pace from the other hotter, more popular, club in town. I take a seat away from the stage near the dressing room so that I'll be easy for my favorite Ms. J to find. The club is fairly dead and after about 20 min I am approached by one of the three waitresses working. I order a coke, pay for it, and surprise her with an actual tip. Apparently still a rarity here.

So I'm sitting there, enjoying the stage show, when a double dance duo appear from no where and (uninvited) sit down on me, one on each knee. Neither of these girls is unattractive, both have nice bodies and faces, but they already have two strikes against them; approaching as a team and sitting on me without asking. Now I'm not rude enough to just shove them off me to the floor, so they begin their pitch.

Neither girl seems to have a very good grasp of the English language (not uncommon here in El Paso) but their English is better than my Spanglish so who am I to complain. I would guess they have made the trek across the boarder, like so many others from Mexico do, to get their chance at life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

I'm going to call them Dancer Una and Dancer Dos. Dancer Una seems to be the leader, probably because of her greater knowledge of English.

Dancer Una: Ju want dance with us? (Dancer Dos simultaneously palms my junk giving a light squeeze. It would seem they've done this before)
Me: No ... No thanks. Actually I'm waiting for someone else. Lo siento.
Dancer Una: No ju not! Ju lying! ( she sits up and the other girl releases her grip)
Me: No really I'm waiting for another girl.
Dancer Una: Who?
Me: (I tell her the girls name)
Dancer Dos to Dancer Una: ¿qué él dijo?
Dancer Una to Dos: He say he waiting for someone.
Dancer Dos: ¿Quién?
Dancer Una: (repeats dancers name) from the look on her face Dancer Dos apparently doesn't know her.
Dancer Una: La negra
Dancer Dos: Ohhhhh ... (to me in a surprised tone) ju lika black girl?

I didn't really know how to respond so I just said yes. They got up to leave after asking for some gum.

jbviper4
01-10-2012, 09:50 AM
Update:

Friday at Fantasies
4 p.m., 20 customers and about 12-15 dancers. Mostly good looking and some were flat out athletes on the pole. I foudn myself chatting with a blonde with dreads (somehow it worked for her) and sexy lingerie. She was so chill. We had a couple of beers and she tells me that she has to pay a $10 fine to have a smoke outside. She has been sitting next to me for the better part of three sets without asking me for a LD...I'm not really down with the LDs at Fantasies as there is a huge bouncer who stares you down the entire experience, and at $30 a song...its a little too much knowing that you can get equal talent for $10 a song at Millstream. So I give her $10 and tell her to go have a smoke. She pockets the $10 (which is cool by me..its her $) and we continue to chat (and tip generously to the ladies who crawl by). Its her turn onstage and she gets naked and for the first time in my Baltimore project - I get a full view of full bush. I mean full. Its pretty sexy on her.
She returns and I say I have to have an LD (breaking my own no bouncer in the near vicinity rule), and she says "I don't do them." Personal space issues and a jealous BF. I tip her $10 for her dance and attempt to depart, but a sexy spinner named Reilly grabbed me on the way out and gave me a great LD. It was rocking so good I forgot Grizzly Adams was watching.

Trip to NJ
Club Risque Columbus Ave Philly
Heading down 95 thru Philly I hit traffic and pull up Club Risque on my handy dandy smartphone. Get GPS directions and find myself in a clean, no cover, SC where you can still SMOKE. Yikes....but cool nonetheless in a way. Very big variations on dancer quality. The hottest one I have seen in months (blonde, buxon, I think she calls herself London) down to a girl who clearly looked like she used to be a man. $4 beers, MILFY BT with enormous bolt-ons, and tvs tuned to sports and stocks. Took a while for one to make her approach...cool latina girl...good body, but nothing I was wanting to spend room time with. The one I wanted, brunette spinner, never even made it aroudn for tips after dancing, so I move on to....\

Haks - Wilmington DE
$10 cover after 6 is never worth it. Nuff said.

Cheo_D
01-14-2012, 04:56 PM
OK so I decided to treat myself this past holiday to a bit of a BCS pilgrimage around the Gulf Coast and Florida, which in turn included some stops at various clubs along the way. Although, very annoyingly, I had to deal with the loss of my ATM card (under non-club circumstances) halfway through the trip, which of course resulted in switching to frugal mode, cutting short the range of activities until a replacement could be arranged.

So let's see where was I during the past few weeks...

New Orleans. Big Easy. One huge etouffée of ethnicities and traditions. Between Sugar Bowl, the Saints in the playoffs and BCS Championship the town was footballed out. However during the days I was there it doesn't seem like there was that much high-rollin' at the clubs on Bourbon, as the doormen were out in force doing barker work and handing out free passes. At Penthouse the hustle is on strong these days, and prices have gone up about 20/25%. The private "suite" areas are like all others in the Quarter, stupid expensive, but at least there's no mandatory multi-hundreds bottle involved. OTOH one of my dancers kept ordering bottles of water like every 10 minutes and only having one of them... that's one bizarre hustle IMO. Upon arriving there one evening I was promptly enveloped in a pincer movement by an ebony-and-ivory tag-team, one of whom however seemed to ocassionally miss her cue leaving the target (me) confused. In the end I did do a 20-minute joint session later in the evening with the two of them beause I figured, I might as well modestly reward the effort.

Having enjoyed the upscale side I figured I might as well have a look at the "other side", and went for Temptations. The research on this one revealed some warnings from the Pink side and not much enthusiasm from That Other Site but hey, it's research. And it can't possibly be scarier than Little Darlings (where one girl once reached down for a grope with her ridiculously-done ghetto-fab nails and I feared I had received an accidental vasectomy:O). So taking advantage of free entry I entered, a space that is modest in dimensions but decorated with pretensions of fanciness, much red flocking sort of trying for a vibe of old-time burlesque parlor/antebellum style. The locale is an old mid-1800s mansion that was converted to an entertainment venue back in the vaudeville/burlesque days: proscenium stage in the middle and a smaller satellite stage to the street side providing passerby with a "silhouette" window. Low key service, security not obnoxious. Drink prices the usual Bourbon St. high. Men's room useable but just barely so, really no excuse for that.

The rep of this place is that it gets whatever's left after the Flynt clubs had their pick and nothing even close to PH or Rick's, but honestly it wasn't as terrible as one would fear, either. Just a thin herd with few top-shelf choices. Most of the girls encountered were OK people who you could be at ease with, mostly from the nearby states from what I was able to ascertain, good willingness to talk and drink and chill with in between dances. Thing I noticed, a goodly amount of female patrons. They got a LOT of up close appreciation; then again they were tipping better than the dudes.

Lapdances involved heading out the back courtyard, through some uneven and slippery steps and cobblestones (watch your step) into a series of rooms in the former slave quarters/stables, each laid out like a den with couches and armchairs around a cofee table. According to the ladies, these may be used as shared space @$40 per (the standard at Bourbon St.) or as nonshared space @$50; 3-fer offers are available as well. Payment is upfront, tipping may happen at the end. Did not intend to go for the upstairs VIP to begin with, so no eval of that part of it, and though a couple of the girls did try hard upsell, insinuating "possibilities", there were outright no explicit offers either ITC or OTC.

It's no destination in itself, more like a "while we're at it, let's check it out" stop.


Tampa. The Other Bay Area. Outback Bowl site and some of their most notable strip joints are right on the same road as the stadium. Had never been there before so I decided to see if the hype matched the reality at Mons Venus. Verdict: Holy Whack, that's a lot of fine nekkidness in one same place - tall ones and tiny ones, locals and imports, naturals and bolt-ons, clean-cut girls next door and dangerous-looking inked and pierced grrrls, you name it, there was that type. There to get full-on nude and crank out lap dances where most of them will allow for contact everywhere but the Sacred Zone, without any expectation of extras. At least two of them did mention that they preferred this to the other side of Florida where, ahem, "much is expected". And I don't blame them, some of them could clean me out while being perfectly clean...

Tampa is a "full naked = no booze" jurisdiction. But in the end you can always get your buzz on at a regular bar. And to think of it, $2 bottled waters beat $16 watered cocktails any day of the week. Besides after two such substitutions you're ahead the price of a lapdance. I'm not there to drink, I'm there to see nude hotties and have them rub up against me. It is not a large space, so as the night progressed it got crammed to fire code limit, folks chatting with the girls all over the place, some of them just moving around the room topless or nude. No private VIPs, just set-aside areas right next to the floor for LDs, forming halls of mirrors where you get to see both sides of the show, or look to the ceiling and see yourself doing quite well. So what if others see it as well, why is everyone of us there anyway? Pay attention to your own business. The ladies were pleasant to chat with on the floor and I wonder if the fact that there can be no upsell, that there's nothing on the menu but nude lapdance, straight up, contributes to their being better able to focus on exactly that.

Is it really a "World's Top 10" place? Well, that depends on expectations, doesn't it? I am happy to call it a top league club, considering what's out there in the "full-nude + dry" category.


Miami. Ah, Miami. Home of the Orange Bowl or is it El Bowl de las Naranjas. Where you breakfast with a cortadito and croquetas while watching a Lubavitcher Synagogue-on-Wheels (honest!) drive by, and Luther Campbell is now a newspaper pundit. America in one more generation of the current demographic trend, if we're lucky. I had planned to sample a number of the locations in this town but it was here that I had to chill out while my bank rushed me some replacement plastic so I was able only to make one stop, at the corporate Mega-Mart of SoFla strip clubs, Tootsie's. Well, well, I can see where Rick's International is investing. This is some facility. They seem to have skimped on the air extractors, though, it got kind of smoky and I had to grab some Febreze on the way back to my hotel.

Arrived early, while still under the no-cover, half-price drinks HH, and in that sense beer @ 2.75 isn't bad in a strip club. A nice sampling of hot ladies with a decent variety of body shapes and backgrounds, a plurality of curvy brunettes (again, it's Miami, Latina-dominant). Stage set-up is a large main stage surrounded by a table-level catwalk, one dancer strips on the main while the two previous ones work the catwalk fully nude for tips. Seating includes at the rail, on tables, and stand-up bars at the back. At this early time it was a more low key crowd that tended to honor the term "cheap seats". Although that means a decent investment in tips gets you a good return in attention, the downside is that they will then mostly head upstairs to the VIP seating area for a better chance at making some real money. As the night wears on and more people arrive it gets more hustly.

The girls that did approach were pleasant to talk and hang with, good attitudes and people skills, come across like they know how to take care of themselves. Barmaids and massage girls also cute and fun to talk to. Had a few visits to the LD areas, including the regular lapdance @$25per, payable after the fact, in a small-booths area; and private room (courtained) dance @ 1/2 hr for $100 to the club and what you arrange with the dancer (they will start their bid at 300 to 400), payable up front. Facilities well maintained, privacy level good (had nobody pop in to say "time's up" in any of the instances); the girls wait for the next song to start, count them correctly and the tracks are not cut excessively short.

It IS Miami so the standard for contact is set high, but then again, (a) it's corporate, and (b) the ladies are hot and they know they are; so the prices are also set high. due to the aforementioned inconvenience this pretty much finished my club budget for this trip while I cooled my heels waiting for the situation to be resolved. But I shall return! And explore more!

jbviper4
01-20-2012, 11:10 AM
Trip Report - Thursday in Baltimore

Well, my week started out lousy with a weekend in the hospital having tests done (long story, won't bore you with it). I was in Philly and scouted a place looking for one of my new ATFs...she had told me she worked in Philly on the weekends.

She wasn't around and I felt like a truck hit me so I left. But I saw her at her Bmore club yesterday and when I told her that I was "stalking" she said that seeing a custie from Bmore in Philly just to see her would make her day. She asked why I was up there, and without giving her the whole sob story, I told her I was having some medical tests run. She said she would "pray for me"....now that is some serious SS or this girl is a real sweetie. I offered her a drink, she declined...ordered water and hung for a bit. I told her straight up that I wasn't funded or in the mood for a usual string of LDs and she was really cool about it. Very nice chat and the visuals were lovely.

My other new ATF was on duty as well, providing entertainment. I could see she was trying to get over to me a couple of times (lots of girls swung by to say hey, I hadn't been in for a while), and she was onstage when I needed to leave. I made it rain a little for her, and she came down off stage, hugged me and said ATF 1 told her I was sick. She hugged me sweetly for about 30 seconds (long enough that I was expecting to get charged for it) and told me to take care.

I post this as evidence that when DR convo isnt about my spend...I actually liked it. Both are pros, make no mistake, but really made me feel a little better having a hill to climb with my health. LOL...I trade in one ATF for two, and they are tight in the DR too.

rickdugan
01-27-2012, 09:21 AM
I had another night out with Anne and it was a lot of fun. And this time, rather than a wine and dine event, it was much more my speed.

I somehow knew that things were going to be good from the moment that I watched her coming down the stairs from her apartment door. She looked spectacular, though given our planned events she was not in a slinky dress but, rather, was dressed in elegant, yet durable, tight black pants with an equally classy top. Her face and body, which could launch fleets, were all still well evident without being overtly on display.

From there, we ended up in what is my favorite Irish pub in NYC, which is a classic, yet nicely appointed, little hole in the wall in Queens where the staff speaks with a brogue and in which tourists are not often found. And this beautiful and elegant girl, who has always opted for wine and nicer foods when I have taken her out in the past, got down and dirty with whiskey and fried appetizers. Not only did she match me drink for drink with exactly what I was having, but all the while she made the consumption of buffalo wings look better than I would have ever thought possible. ;) Now this place certainly had better food options, including a wonderful shepherds pie (which I had), but she decided that if she was going to have dinner in a pub then she would indulge with some munchies.

With our bellies full and the alcoholic lubrication well underway, we ventured out to the clubs. Our first stop was a bit diappointing as many of the beautiful Russian girls that used to work in this club were gone, to be replaced primarily by thick Latinas. In fact, the girl on my arm was far hotter than anything taking the stage, even though there must have been 15 or more girls on shift. Our time at this place was short.

Our second stop was also mostly uneventful, except for the fact that some of the Russian strippers almost immediately identified my companion as one of their own. My girl also took a liking to one of the non-Russian girls and proceeded to roll up my dollar bills and throw them to her on the stage, which, in classic Queens fashion, was surrounded by the bar. Now this is not really customary in Queens' clubs, but the dancer was good natured about the whole thing and even started to offer her thong as a target. We camped out here for a while and a couple of the other dancers were also very gracious about my companion's tipping habits, but the most memorable part of the trip for me happened during our departure, when one bouncer, with his eyes tracking Anne's ass as we were exiting the club, exclaimed quietly to another bouncer "DAMMNNN."

Our third and final SC was also filled primarily with Latinas, but it was by far the most fun. The bartenders and most of the dancers were very gracious. Anne took control of the tipping from my stack for the entire visit, which was no problem for me and she managed to ingratiate herself with a few of the dancers as well as the female bar staff. Hell, at one point the bartender even gave us a round on the house, which is generally unheard of in a Queens SC. Now once again Anne was the hottest girl in the club, but her attitude and tipping made her welcome by enough of the ladies to make the stop a lot of fun. And, as we were departing, I exchanged the ol' "Have a good night" pleasantries with the door guy, from which he then commented "Your night's gonna' be better than mine." He was probably right about that. ;)

We finished the night, of course, in a nice hotel. I will leave the rest of it to the imagination except to say that, with both of us fairly intoxicated, and after a long night club hopping, it was the most exciting part of the evening. }:D

jbviper4
02-03-2012, 09:21 AM
TRIP - Phoenix AZ 2-2-12 3:00 p.m.

Myself and two of my fun loving colleagues found ourselves with 3 hours to kill before our flight. Our cabbie recommended Christies out near the airport. Looks like the typical fake grotto, mediterreanan style Scarface SC and we enter. $5 to watch our bags...ok. No cover. Very dark in side.

Order beers, happy to discover a 2 4 1 special at $6.50 and was immediately approached. Used the frist girl to give us the low down ($10 downstairs, topless...$20 upstairs nude...) and off we go. One Asian dancer had her rader finely tuuned and got my Asian-loving buddy in the back pronto. I tipped a buxom babe heavily at the stage and set her off with my other buddy. I found myself enjoying a 3 for $50 hybrid....topless, bottoms on but groping was fully encouraged. I thoroughly enjoyed myself and headed back to the stage where I found my two (broke) buddies nursing their beers. I had more cash so a few rounds later, lots of rainfall at the stage and lots of fun hugs from hot topless girls...we barely made our flight.

Prices - OK, Dances - full contact fun, Dancers - all pretty hot and all friendly and low pressure.

Got to get back to Phoenix.

minnow
02-05-2012, 09:46 PM
TRIP - Phoenix AZ 2-2-12 3:00 p.m.

Myself and two of my fun loving colleagues found ourselves with 3 hours to kill before our flight. Our cabbie recommended Christies out near the airport. Looks like the typical fake grotto, mediterreanan style Scarface SC and we enter. $5 to watch our bags...ok. No cover. Very dark in side.

Order beers, happy to discover a 2 4 1 special at $6.50 and was immediately approached. Used the frist girl to give us the low down ($10 downstairs, topless...$20 upstairs nude...) and off we go. One Asian dancer had her rader finely tuuned and got my Asian-loving buddy in the back pronto. I tipped a buxom babe heavily at the stage and set her off with my other buddy. I found myself enjoying a 3 for $50 hybrid....topless, bottoms on but groping was fully encouraged. I thoroughly enjoyed myself and headed back to the stage where I found my two (broke) buddies nursing their beers. I had more cash so a few rounds later, lots of rainfall at the stage and lots of fun hugs from hot topless girls...we barely made our flight.

Prices - OK, Dances - full contact fun, Dancers - all pretty hot and all friendly and low pressure.

Got to get back to Phoenix.
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/:O $20 upstairs nude??? I think you were drinking too much beer when dancer made her pitch. In several visits to this club between mid 90's and 2010, (it was known as "Tiffany's " back then), I've never encountered a nude option. I suspect dancer was pitching the upstairs VIP area that offers some sort of semiprivacy. Funny you should mention "Scarface", club allegedly has Al Capones piano upstairs. (I've seen piano, can't vouch for authenticity). Still, a good read that brought back memories. Ditto for good way to wait out a flight.

jbviper4
02-06-2012, 07:19 AM
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/:O $20 upstairs nude??? I think you were drinking too much beer when dancer made her pitch.

Heh heh. Perhaps...those 2 fer 1s get me every time. My buddy swore he got hi mileage upstairs, but he has been known to stretch a tale for my lulz.

jbviper4
02-15-2012, 11:50 AM
SCORES Baltimore

Got an email saying Scores was doing $1 LDs on VDay. I had to check it out...$3 cover included a LD and a Beer. Worked for me. Easily the nicest club atmosphere-wise in this downtrodden city. Great looking girls for the most part...no chubbies here. Everyone was done up in their sexiest lingerie, so I sit down stageside and commence ogling (and tiping).

Sydney approaches, we chat, no drink hustle...so off we go. GREAT dance. Very attentive, grindy without knee to ball contact, and super smile throughout. She moved my hands to her legs and hips when she saw I'm not a grabber. I can't bring myself to do the 100% tip ($1) so I give her $20 instead and was completely satisfied. Returned after work to the same $3 deal, and met Winnie (Its my 2nd day...) and figured for a buck, why not be her first LD. Not a great idea...she was really nervous and shook the whole time. Cute as hell, but felt like I had an epileptic on my lap. Still spun her a $10 tip for effort.

Night girls are even prettier, but beers increase to $6 a pop. Lots of specials (2 fer 1s on Wednesday afternoons...hey wTF am I doing on here? Gotta go...)

KeithDoxen
02-20-2012, 06:58 PM
Crazy Horse in Charlotte is really going downhill. Went there this afternoon because I had Presidents' Day off and time to kill. Granted, it was the afternoon, so I didn't expect the number of girls you'd find on a Friday night or anything. Still, the whole trip left a lot to be desired. There was only one hot girl, who had danced for me on a prior trip, and who had apparently forgotten me, because she didn't come over and didn't even send any signals to gauge if I was interested in her. There were a couple of black girls, a Hispanic girl, I think, and a few average looking white girls. The only girl to actually approach me was one of the average looking white girls, who gave me a couple of dances and who told me that she was surprised than no one else was coming over to me. There were a few other guys in the place who were having similar experiences. Most of them were only being approached by girls intermittently. One older guy who apparently had a ton of money to spend was making in rain for one of the girls, so good for her. But my experience left much to be desired.

jbviper4
03-23-2012, 08:10 AM
A week in Philly

Club Risque - Bristol
Nice place, two stages, wrap around bar. Hotness of dancers from 7 - 9.5. They all do the tip walk inside and outside the bar, which is a little expensive and annoying. All ask for the privilege if doign the 3 minute groind for the low price of $20 a throw. I went with Amanda. Really hot, sweet smile, easy on the hustle. She and I spent some quality time to gether and when I paid her I was so distracted that I forgot to tip her. I sought her out when she returned to the floor and handed her the tip. She seemed genuinely surprised...

Cool enough place, went back 2x more and dropped about $100 an hour each time.

That got pricy, so I did some SCL research and found the Ball Park Tavern.

Ball Park Tavern - Wednesday 10 - 12:30.

OK. I have never seen a bigger (in a bad way) dancer in my lfe when I walked into this dump. I had to stay because it was like watching the Hindenburg. The next girl was a smoking hot Brazilian girl...flashing her smiles (facial and vertical) throughout her dances. While I am studying the Brazilian, Hindenburg comes up from behind me and whispers...Want to go upstairs...$60 for a BJ, $100 for FS. Now, I left my scuba gear and GPS in the car, so I politely declined. The Brazilian gives me the same offer when she comes by. Its basically a brothel with a stage. I had to TOFTT and stick around. The girls are all 5 - 6 on a dancer hotness scale, and most are sadly in there to service a bunch of regs who come in, drink a $5 beer and then leave $60 - 100 on the (stained) couch.

I went back with a younger one to the downstairs LD room. At $20 a piece, I hung in there waiting for some high mileage contact which never happened. Left with a chub and a reasonably full wallet.

The BT (Sugar) is a 10. (Really a 9, but she hates the Steelers, so she gets a bonus point).

socialreject
03-28-2012, 01:02 PM
I have been frequenting the Yellow Rose for the past couple of months or so, and decided to give a Trip Report based on these multiple visits. First I'll start with cover charges. Sometimes, before 7pm weekdays, there is no cover due to the Happy Hour specials. On rare occasions the cover is 5 dollars before 7pm. From 7pm until 10pm the cover is 10 dollars. This is usually when I show up. From 10pm until closing, cover increases to 13 dollars. I was not happy about this, so I go before 10pm. The door girls are very friendly.

There is a one drink minimum. I don't drink, so I just get a sprite which is 4 dollars. There are 2 bars, one near the front entrance and one at the back. Bartenders at the back bar are friendly, but one of the bartenders up front seemed a bit too loud for my taste, so I stick to the back bar. The only food I have eaten so far is bacon-wrapped shrimp, which was delicious. Cost about 10 bucks for 8 shrimp.

There are 2 kinds of VIP arrangements you can make. There are private booths you can rent for 100 dollars per hour (a rip off if you ask me), and there are VIP tables up near the DJ and main pole stage area for 50 dollars for the whole night. I tried both, and although the tables are much cheaper, the area is unbearably loud due to the speakers being right next to you. I much prefer the booths, even if I can only afford 1 hour (the fee does NOT include dances or time spent with a dancer, so we're talking 100 bucks plus about 300 more for dances/time).

Now we get to the complicated part. The Girls. There is a huge variety of dancers from slim/thick (and just right too), black, white, asian, hispanic, etc. The dancers occupy the full spectrum. The oldest I've seen is maybe 40 or so, and the youngest probably 21. The "hot blonde barbie" types (of which there are only maybe 4 in the entire club) are not worth much when it comes to doing their job. On stage they don't do anything except walk around the pole, shake their hips a little bit, and then walk around the pole some more. I call them "do-nothing" dancers. They are young, stuck up, and think that since they are so "hot", all they have to do is just look pretty. I don't get a sense of "let's make some money" out of these dancers at all. They tend to approach customers who "look" like they have money but in fact will spend 30 minutes to an hour wasting their time and not buy a single dance. It would be a miracle if one of them actually came up to me, they might not have their time wasted for a change. OTOH, they don't seem like they would give good LDs anyway, so they can waste all the time they want with cheapskate custys.
Then there are the "professional"-type dancers (as I call them). These are the ones who actually know how to pole-dance, are friendly to everyone (not just the ones they *think* have money), and are conservative with extras. Oh, extras are still there, of course, I don't think I've seen a dancer yet who does not allow at least some touching. These types also tend to be slightly older (26+) but still gorgeous nonetheless. These professionals are the ones who seem to have the most enthusiasm about approaching me for dances.
Then there are my favorite dancers ;D . So far I have only encountered about 3 during my visits, one of which is my ATF. They are non-blonde, friendly, between 21 and 25, in college, smoking hot, talented pole-dancers, and are liberal with extras and full of energy. I have found this to be a very rare combination that I cherish.
I have also found that some dancers never get up on stage. Could it be the timing of my visits? I always show up in the evening Fridays and/or Saturdays.

I have only stayed past 11pm once. It gets pretty crazy late at night. What you end up with are a ton of drunk customers who only tip on stage and never get dances. They make it rain 1 dollar bills (it can be as much as 15 to 20 bucks! Now that's serious money :-\ ).
Here endeth my Trip Report. Constructive criticism and/or comments welcome.

Chili Palmer
04-05-2012, 11:11 PM
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lopaw
04-16-2012, 09:08 PM
It's been awhile since I've done a TR.
Here goes:


After dealing with a little too much possessive drama from dancers within the circle of clubs that I routinely visit, I decided it was time to venture out abit and check out a new club. I recently had a Monday afternoon off, so I decided to check out a nude club in the valley. Three freeways and an hour later, I arrived at a club that was nestled in a stripmall in a predominantly latino neighborhood. The club looked a bit gaudy from the outside, but it's what's going on inside that counts. I had a coupon and gave it to the cutie at the cashier booth. If she was any indication of the caliper of dancers inside, this was going to be a good time.

Finally inside I paid for my $6 bottle of water and stood at the bar waiting for my eyes to adjust to a very dark interior. I could just make out figures in the darkness walking about and I thought there was a dancer on stage.....it was so dark I wasn't quite sure. The place was huge, and rather desolate. It was me and one other customer. I slowly made my way to the stage area and took a seat nearby. On stage was a tall athletically built brunette. Just my flavor! I tipped her and hoped that if she came out to the floor after her set that she would come see me. I could see only two other dancers on the floor, and they both were in a booth together yakking it up and texting on their phones.Yeah - good business plan there, ladies. Didn't matter really coz they weren't my type anyways. The only other customer was kind of slumped over a chair nearby, and I noticed that he wasn't moving. Maybe he was dead. Hmmmm. That would be really bad for business. Oh well....not my concern :D.

Finally Brunette comes out of the DR and comes over to me and we chat. She was 5'8", with perky B's, long dark hair and the most intense blue eyes I'd seen in quite a while. I estimate that she's in her mid to late 20's. She seemed rather shy and very genuine, and when she asked if I wanted a dance I broke a PL cardinal rule by taking her immediately to VIP without a test spin first. I was feeling lucky, I guess.

I decided on a 1/2 hour nude VIP,and it was a good choice. Often it takes dancers a few sessions with me before we really get going hot & heavy, but the chemistry between me and this girl was electric - she told me that she was bi-curious,to which I responded "well - lets make you less curious!". I know - I'm such a giver. And she was a quick learner. She started off a bit hesitant, but later told me that my openness and non-hesitation concerning my sexuality helped her to open up too (my pleasure, young lady!). It went a bit further than I thought it would have , especially for a first time dance session. As I was re-arranging my clothing I sheepishly asked her if she was OK with what we did back there. Her response touched me in that she admitted that she has suppressed her sexuality concerning women for so long that she had a sort of epiphany. I'm not sure what she really meant by that, but I have a "date" with her again next week, so I hope to continue to help her broaden her sexual horizons ;)

Yeah. I've definitely found a new club to add to the rotation :)

rickdugan
05-09-2012, 07:26 AM
I had a great OTC encounter last night with a dancer from one of my favorite clubs in Philly. I do so much fucking around OTC and ITC that I often don't bother to post a TR simply because most of them are rinse/repeat types of event for me, but this girl's attitude really made the experience nice. It has been a long time since I had an OTC adventure where there was a feeling of chemistry, which was the case with this one.

Everything started the way that virtually all of my OTC adventures do...

We met at the bar and she seemed to remember meeting me some months back, which I remembered as well. The last time I sat with her, she did not come across as a great OTC candidate and the initial vibes were the same again.

After we chatted for a while, she started pitching the club's various offerings, which I declined but was tipping her a little for her time. To her credit, she was really trying to sell the private rooms ITC, but no gracias. I let her know, kindly of course and with a gentle smile, that I already knew the setup and the "rules" and I really had no interest in that sort of thing, including being on camera the whole time. I also let her know that I'm not cheap, but that those rooms just aren't my gig. Having exhausted her arsenal of ITC sales pitches, and of course after I had indirectly, through the comments above, made it understood that I'd be open to other spending options, she made the OTC offer. DING DING DING! The facts that the end of the night was fast approaching and the club's remaining customers were cheap bastards probably had something to do with it as well. ;)

From there, I had to cool my heels across the street for a 1/2 hour in a cab while I waited for her to exit the club - LOL. One of the biggest downsides to OTC is that it usually happens late at night after the club closes, which can be a real killer. She waited until she could leave the club and cross the street discreetly, and then we told the cabbie to punch it, as if we were bank robbers who had just exited the bank, and headed to my very nice hotel downtown.

Now up to this point, there was nothing very unusual about this series of events. What made this special was how she behaved once she was in my room. Her attitude and approach were awesome, which I am sorry to say is somewhat rare in the dancer p4p arena. She also knew exactly what she was doing and teased things out perfectly. We must have spent 20 minutes in a 69 that I'm not sure I ever wanted to end and the sensuous way in which we had sex, including how she seemed to make the final moments stretch out, were simply wonderful. In fact, I don't think that I have ever had better p4p sex.

Wow. I'l admit that I never saw this coming from this particular girl, but there it is.

lestat1
05-28-2012, 08:44 PM
Las Vegas - Olympic Garden
I finally gave the OG a try after numerous suggestions on here. It was an interesting experience. I went during the day, because the Vegas nightlife is packed full of activities and I like finding things to do during the daytime. I was there a litte before noon on a weekday, so it was absolutely dead, to say the least. There were ~four dancers and maybe two or three other customers, with no one on stage. They charged me a $30 cover, which was pretty lame given the state of the club at the time. Cheetah's has no cover at that time of day. It's only $30, and compared to what I spent during my Vegas trip (~$3k) it was a pittance, but it set the tone of my visit, so to speak.

A dancer approached me immediately, and I found myself in private couch/booth area. I checked with her to make sure there was no additional cost to be sitting there (it's not my first time in Vegas), and she said not during the day but at night it's a VIP area. We chatted a bit, and then I got a dance. It was pitifully low-contact. I asked about her rules and received a vague non-answer (she said she wasn't the person to ask that question - she must've thought I was asking for extras when really I was just trying to figure out the club's rules). At this point I wasn't too pleased with my choice to come here.

The next dancer was obscenely high-hustle (to the point where it went far beond annoyance and passed into comedic hyperbole territory), but she deliverd on significantly higher contact dances than the first girl. I bought 3 or 4 dances from her (it was 3 weeks ago in Vegas - details are fuzzy), and it was enough for pop #1. Dancer #1 was one-way light contact, but this girl was two-way contact with stick shifting and heavy grind. At this point I had no idea what to make of the place. I'd experienced two dancers on opposite ends of the spectrum and had no idea what was the 'norm.'

Details are very fuzzy here, but suffice to say the next hour or two was a mix of drinking at the bar, being hustled for the occasional dance from the first two girls, being hustled for gambing money at the bar (I gave them each a $5 which they promptly lost), and just relaxing. Did I mention it was dark. I mean fucking dark. Maybe after an hour my eyes adjusted to the point where I could see. It was so bad I had trouble fining the bar. The staff was friendly, the dancers were so pushy I just laughed a lot. Dancer #2 was dead set on getting me into a private/VIP. Of course, after pop #1, I wasn't ready for much more just yet.

I tried another dancer, who was just as low-mileage as the first dancer. Appearance-wise I was not impressed with any of the girls there, except for one who never came by. I assume she was a dancer; could've been a waitress. Who knows. I took dancer #1 and dancer #2 for a double lap dance, something I'd never done before. I was not impressed. Hustle was through-the-roof high, but I just laughed. I can't think of a word that means the complete and total opposite of 'subtle,' but that's how they acted, especially dancer #2. Literally every other sentence was about going to VIP. Dancr #2 complained to dancer 1 that I came in my pants and didn't tip her. Dancer #1 looked uncomfortable (as I did I'm sure). She said I seemed shy so she didn't say anything about it before. Eventually dancer #1 left, and I ended up tipping dancer #2 an extra $20 for her previous efforts.

Fast forward a bit, and I was finally ready for a VIP from dancer #2. By this time I had tried a fourth dancer who showed up and I was equally unimpressed as I was with #1 and #3. Dancer #2 asked what changed my mind about getting a VIP. I told her nothing, I just needed time (I'm not a machine - lol). I did a 30-minute VIP, so it was $200 to the dancer and somewhere around $40 or $60 to the house for a drink tab, which basically meant a water and a drink for me, and a drink for the lady. After the tab was settled and we were alone, dancer #2 kicked in the high mileage. She kissed me a bit, unbuttoned my pants for some bare stick-shifting, and proceeded with heavy grinding. She tracked our time well and as we were nearing the end she asked me what would get me off quickly. I picked a cowgirl position for pop #2 in my pants, just before our time ran out.

All in all, not a bad trip, but I prefer Cheetah's. I'll give OG another try, but Cheetah's offers no daytime cover, $10 lap dances during the day, significantly less hustle, slightly better looking girls, and friendlier dancers. I'll give OG another try because the four dancers I encountered are hardly a large enough sample size to form a conclusive opinion, despite the poor peformance of three of the four dancers. For the money spent, I have had more fun at Treaure's at night than either of these two clubs open during the day, but like I said; I like daytime options in Vegas.

slcdon
05-28-2012, 10:18 PM
Thanks, lestat1. Great TR. I have been hankering to go to OG during the day. You have convinced me that I should pass! The last few times that I have been to Cheetah's during the day, it was busy and there were lots of girls - plenty of variety to suit anyone's taste. Between no cover and $10/dances, you can test drive a number of dancers before making a choice. Of course, I have been seeing a fave at Cheetah's for some time. I keep thinking about sampling the talent again, but it hard to pass up the fave!

slcdon

Cheo_D
06-01-2012, 10:06 PM
And it came to pass, that for reasons that are not really relevant, Cheo_D did find himself in travel back and forth between the California Coast and the Desert Resorts for several days, and lo, on a couple of ocassions decided to take a break from the road.

Headed one way: Spearmint Rhino at Rialto --looked into this more than anything out of a sense of "what is a SR doing here in this out of the way location?".

When I stopped by it was a Sunday mid-afternoon so customerwise it was dead slow, though the gals gallantly soldiered on with their stage sets but they mostly hid in their back corner so I had a tough time figuring out how many were there. Cali rules are full nude = no booze, first juice/soda/water is free, front desk staff helpful at giving a new arrival the lay of the land, prices posted. A few of the ladies do good pole work and with the place as slow as mentioned, stageside tipping was well rewarded. The layout has an island stage in a sunken level in the middle, then a raised row of table booths along one wall, opposite that the bar. To one side are floor tables and to the other the dance areas. At the time one waitress/bargirl sufficed for the room and guess what? That's right, predictably she was the one that was cute as a button and hot as a $50 gun. What is it with that?

Took advantage of a few of the nude two-fers, and YMMV is definitely at work here. Out of four sessions, one of them (with two girls, one supposedly "new") was disappointing in that the leader claimed that management enforced no touching above the waistline in the booth, which by mere observation was not the case but just part of a relentless attempt at upsell. Had a much better time with a very youthful but enthusiastic lady who was a love to just talk to and gave me a lot more range of motion and much handling. The "lady drink" hustle is constant and it's usually a $10 energy drink that you never see delivered, so it looks to me like just an attempt to extract a tip to the House. But with the right dancer one does not mind.

I went for a session in the curtained-off "bed" area, which that day was at 3-for-70 with hourly 4-for-80 specials, with a curvaceous girl of hard-to-tell ethnicity with a good sense of humor and two very very obvious bolt-ons, who announced right off the bat there were to be no forbidden zones. She was not lying. Undid my zip and did the dance over my shorts and even took it upon herself to reach down to align me (with hands and with her enhanced parts) for more comfort, and was definitely trying to test my mettle. Of course in such an environment and such a relatively short time I was not likely to succumb (nor was I going to be compelled to keep handing over money the rest of the afternoon), but her effort, pleasant attitude and funny banter was well rewarded at tipping time.

All in all a fine quality stop in what to me was an unexpected place.

Few days difference, heading the other way, a stop at Deja Vu at City of Industry

Yep, indeed... finally got to hit a place at the "City of Industry"... not without some trepidation/anticipation at the reputation... and well, for someone more accustomed to tamer East Coast "mainstream" locations let's say this was an eye opener (and not just 'cause it was damnfuckin dark in there). Who needs booze, man...

It was a weekday early afternoon, the dancer quality was acceptable for the time (and the waitresses "cleaning the stage" were quite a nice little intermission in their own right... again in their costumes they were on the average cuter than the actual dancers). Slow at the time, it took a bit before I began getting approached. This Deja Vu does use the timer machine, and at two-fer-$40 nudes with hybrid-league mileage it was a fair deal. Two visits to the dance booths -- one with a slender gal with largish aftermarket parts, who was good at small talk and cheerful throught the set, and another with a curvy latina type who was very touchfeely from the very introduction. Yow, talk bout your very, very hands-on set, after the green light was on no pause or prompting before they're sticking various parts onto my face, guiding my hands everywhere, and reaching down to stickshift over and inside the pants. Lady #2 also helped me practice for work as TSA secondary screening, proving to me she had concealed nothing on ...or in... her person;D. Promises were made about VIP, but as I had someplace I needed to be I had to cut short the visit. But man, if as I hear this is just a mild teaser sample of COI... it may not be good for my heart to return.

Chili Palmer
06-06-2012, 10:14 PM
This is COI, Cheo_D.

Dayshift, three dancers in the club, I'm the first customer. Dancer #1 comes out, a busty petite Latina, sits on my lap, plays with my junk, and complains her boobs are too cold and they need massaging to warm them up. Would I volunteer? Head to topless for one dance, I assist her with her medical condition, including taking her temperature and she really plays with me. VIP? Let's go... They're 4 for $160, worth every penny with the right dancer, and she is certainly one.

After I clean up. second dancer comes out of dressing roon. She stops, looks at me, and gasps, "Do you remember me? I'm ***!" Of course I remember her...one of my all-time all-time faves, who seemed genuinely sad when I left. That she remembers me after six years is remarkable. The sheer volume of info she remembered about me was astounding, little details I'd forgotten from back then. After catching up, she has to go onstage, but we are heading directly to VIP when she gets off.

Third dancer comes out. She is what you go to stripclubs for. Tall, tanned, and now brunette, unbelievably large bolt-ons and a firm ass and long legs sticking out of her faux Daisy Dukes. She also plants herself on my lap. I explain that I absolutely and completely want to dance with her, but first Dancer #2 and I must get reacquainted. She is clearly dubious I can outlast D2, but she understands.

Off to VIP with D2. First song is nothing but long, slow, lingering light kisses between us, and her breathlessly telling me how much she missed me. It gets better from there. I'll pull an FBR here and just FTB, as I do not want to offend the sensitive Blues now taking up residence here with all acts of debauchery that went on behind closed curtains. We do two sets of four songs, and promise to catch up when I return to town in a few weeks.

After we finish, I immediately sidle up to D3. This girl is ready to go. I explain I have $200 left, it is hers, and she can do whatever it is she wants. She does, and it is splendid, sublime and a perfect end to a perfect visit.

I've always said it only takes ONE dancer to make a bad visit into a good one. Three might make that good visit a trifle expensive, but it was well worth it.

CP

SPLUT
06-13-2012, 11:39 PM
For the last year or so it has been hard to get "only" a lap dance. Seems if you're not interested in more they aren't interested in actually dancing - which turns trip reports into a letter to Penthouse. I used to go through several girls to find one that liked to play - now you have to wade through many party girls to find a dancer. It's nice when you're in that mood, but I hate explaining that I'd like a little grind before the fun starts.

The Boob
06-19-2012, 01:27 PM
Yeah........ that's annoying news for me. This big trend toward naughtiness hasn't extended its sticky reach into these here parts as of yet. I'm seeing only the slightest bit of drift into increased naughty. Must be a state capitol thing, with that extra layer of governmental oversight and stripclub owner fear that comes with the territory? (Does that ring true of state capitols in general or am I just particularly unlucky?) Or it's the philosophy of low stage fees (which I happen to support, for the dancer's sake). So It's a short roadtrip still for naughty at this time, which I no longer even care to partake in. And a very glacial drift locally. So this trip report is limited to "Got sat on by strippers again, Jim. Back to you in the studio."

JoeUnCool
08-05-2012, 08:23 PM
After a long time of not being out at a club where the girls have all their teeth and too many of them have "dunlap's disease" (check out urban dictionary for that reference), I finally got out this past week. I thought I would share the results.

First off, I've realistically gotten over the harassment factor. I've listened to a number of folks, with sometimes conflicting issues. I've tried to pull the good points from everyone's ideas.

I was in Atlanta last week. I was at some clubs and thought I would share some info.

I started at the Diamond Club on Northside. It was ok, but there were not enough girls there. The girls that were there were attractive, but not enough of them.

Thanks to a thunderstorm, I went to Follies next instead of running thought the down pour at the Pink Pony. Follies was packed. Lots of attractive girls. Black girls, some white girls, some south american girls, and some that I could not guess their background. Lots of mostly black guys. A few white guys, myself included. Lots of stuff going on. Talked to a few girls, but none that were were my type. My type of girls were all busy. Overall, not my place, but it's obviously popular. Talked to a couple of girls, seemed that extras were available on the menu.

After an hour, I made it to Pink Pony. Not much happening there. Found out my girl wasn't working. Decided to hit the road.

Made it to Oasis. There was lots of girls and lots of customers. Here is where I decided to start putting some of the lessons learned into effect. I went to the bar. Started talking to the bar tender. She then asked me a question of how she could help me. I told her the type of girl that I was looking for. She said she would be helpful. I slipped her a few dollars to tell her how much I appreciated it. She pointed out a couple of girls, but they were all with customers. Thanks to CP for one of his lines of "$s are the lubricant of the strip club, apply liberally." Next, I decided to scan the girls that were working the club. I decided to focus on the girls that seemed like they were having fun. I watched and noticed that one of the shooter girls seemed to be more fun than anyone else. After a little bit of walking around, I asked one of the other customers about the shooter girl and where she had gone. The next thing I know, he brought her to me. I started buying shots and being entertained by the shooter girl and her friend. Dear god, there was a lot of groping, fun, and rude comments going on. It was unbelievably fun. Unfortunately, I had to be up early, so I had to hit the road. I decided that since I had another night coming up, I would be coming up. This is where I violated one of yoda's rules and went for the loud girls. Interestingly, I had noticed another girl, we'll call her dancer #2, that caught my eye and seemed to be reserved, yet had the build just like I like them.

Made it back to Oasis on Friday night. I went in looking for the shooter girl and her dancer friend. Unfortunately, or fortunately as it turns out, they were not there. Interestingly enough, I saw dancer #2. She walked by, we started talking, and she mentioned that she had seen me the night before. We talked some more and I got a table dance. Now, I am a little reserved out in public when I get a dance. She was a lot of fun. We went for a vip. She even said that I didn't have to pay her if I didn't like it and could pay her afterwards. I slid my hand in her hair and gave it a little pull and she said she wanted more, so I pulled hard, and she asked for more, I snapped her head back, and she liked it even more. I helped her out of the rest of her clothes and it was good. I pulled her down on me and proceeded to suck on her erect and hard nipples. I slid my hand between down her thighs and she asked for more. She started screaming she wanted more, yes the bouncer did come and check on us once. She literally told the bouncer that everything was fine and that she had never had someone treat her so well in the vip (and we were only 5 minutes into this). The bouncer smiled, said ok, and left. Because she was rcg on my lap, I slid my hand around her waist, slid my finger nails over her skin and felt her body tingle all over. She turns her head and tells me not to stop and just do what I want as her body quivers all over mine. I slid my hands up and played with her nipples gently but with some force. The quickering went up a notch. I started to slid my finger nails on the outside of her neck, she whispers, "Yes choke me I love", puts her hands over mine, and squeezes even harder. She tells me how much she loves being choked. About this time, she says "Listen, I can't date a guy on the nights that I work, but here is my phone number. Call me when you are around and let's meet up. I am not looking for a boyfriend, but would you be my fuck buddy? I know dancers that are escorts, I'm not one but you can do all the things I like. Please call me when you coming into town and let's hookup." There was more wildness that went on. Finally, my time was up. Quiet girls can fly under the radar and be fun without attracting too much attention. She disappeared into the locker room. I got some G rated pics from her on my phone later that night.

PS. I am not convinced that "dancer #2" wasn't feeding me SS. I might just call to get her schedule next time I am around.

PSS. Its good to know I can still have fun and not be too uptight.

richdummy
08-16-2012, 12:32 PM
I was in Vegas for the end of July - Last time I went had a great time at Rick's Cabaret but I had heard it closed. I was told about Rhino and Sapphires. Decided on Sapphires. Was charged 33$ at the door to get in and was given a free drink card by the cabbie - Whatever that's nice and all - so I go to turn in the free drink card and ask for a jack and coke. A jack and coke. I was told by the bartender that it was a premium drink and that costs $2 more. Really.

At that point I started to realize what a shit hole I had stepped into. I was approached by two pretty ladies and we were seated. They were nice and all but didn't make my heart flutter - neither did the two or three dancers on the stage - (Note: half the place was dark and they were using only one side of the stage sunday night - parking lot was empty).

I purchased drinks for the ladies to be nice from a passing waitress - way over priced but who cares. We're talking and again - not a single interesting dancer in sight. I'm offered a tour of the place by the ladies - and i go along with it - they take me to the VIP area, the skybox area, etc mentioning ridiculous prices. like $1600 an hour type stuff plus $400 for some Champagne... At that point I realize that Vegas has completely forgotten what market they are in. They mentioned a $300 a song private lapdance?!? or a $20 table dance on the main floor. I excused myself much to the surprise of the two ladies showing me around and walked out with my money. I had won $750 at the card table plus I had brought that much to play with anyway - I just didn't feel like handing it over all at once.

There are much better things to do in vegas. That place wasn't what I was looking for. It seems like vegas has lost it's charm in the adult entertainment arena.. Might check out OG next time I go from some of the reviews on here. Vegas has been through alot in the recession and it shows. People are like TIRED of being there and just want to get paid.. Too bad.

richdummy
09-10-2012, 12:09 PM
Ah back home and ready for a night out. Head over to the regular local spot. Schedule a VIP with a new girl who I like alot and out of nowhere a wild hottie appears and starts asking me for dances. I explain that the process is already in motion after so and so gets off stage. She flirts and acts all disappointed.. I tell her I'm always in the neighborhood and I'll catch her next time...

Flash forward to after the VIP room... and she (wild hottie) walks by a smile comes over her face. She was a lot of fun to talk to and just about the hottest thing I've seen in a long while, so I get some regular lap dances from her. She works at another club up north a bit (one that i've been meaning to visit) and was checking out the Miami scene.

Bottom line is I love it when you can have a fun flirty silly conversation. Brains (and being in the mood to socialize) makes it so much more fun to go out.

And... Maybe have a new ATF -- if I can find her again :)

walleeto
09-15-2012, 08:18 PM
Went to Ybor Strip Tampa Wednesday night. Still slow time of year not many customers. Had 2 good sets of private dances and a great time.

Chili Palmer
09-20-2012, 09:48 PM
Back in LA.

Read something interesting about a club I hadn't been to in a dozen years (and that visit was a partial debacle, as I was the only customer on a Saturday night in that club to see a feature performer). After I finished my work, I hopped in my rental car (note: Chevrolet Sonics are complete POS's) and headed over to the club. As I drive up, I see five cars in the parking lot. One car would be the manager's, one for the bartender, one for the floater/doorman, and one for the waitress, which left one car for either a dancer or an unlucky (and undoubtedly very bored) PL. I quickly moved on to Plan B.

Plan B club was another semi-dive, definitely skewing urban, but I've had some good fortune there from time to time in the past. I pay the cover, step inside and the club is decently busy...at least 15+ PLs and a like amount of dancers. Not seeing too much I care about in the way of talent: too thick, too skinny, too peroxided, etc. I politely turn down the first request to go to VIP ("there will be lots of touching...") and a second ("you get to touch me all over" and then a third ("if you take me to VIP I'll blow you then fuck you...").

I finally try a Latina with a figure that is more my style (nice waist-to-hip ratio, firm C-cup fakies). We head to the nude private dance area, she takes off her clothes and starts her thing, right in the middle of the song. Now, this is where I differ from a lot of PLs. I won't tell a dancer to wait until the next song if she starts in the middle, but if she charges me for that partial song, she's dead to me. We go through the disappointing lap--showing me some pink from the shaved kitty was nice, but the lapdance itself was very mechanical and not as "interactive" as I'd hoped. After the next song completed, I asked her how much I owed her, and she said $40, which was the price for one nude lap. Cool, at least she's not a ripoff.

I decide to cut my losses and head to Plan C, a visit I know will be fruitful. After paying the cover, I walk in and onstage is my newest fave doing her thing. She spots me and smiles, I belly up to the tip rail, drop some singles and we have a nice reunion. When her set is over, she comes over, we chat for a bit, and head for the nude VIP rooms. Amazing performer, really puts her heart and soul into her work, but she is extremely disapppointed she was unable to finish me off. I did, however, make a different kind of headway, exchanging phone numbers and setting up a private session at my motel the next day. Excelsior! She retires to the dressing room to freshen up, and then comes over to sit by me and chat some more. As we discuss different dancers and some club history, she offers up one of her friends to try, a cute blonde with perfect boobs and a great ass. Sadly, her laps are mediocre for this club, and I'm not feeling it after two laps, so I pay her and sit back down on the floor. My girl comes over again, and then offers another girl more my style, who is also probably the hottest dancer in the club (flawless body + great face). We head to VIP, she immediately frees willy, we negotiate services and a price, and she is off to the races. Circus sword swallowers having nothing on this girl, and she is able to complete her task in the time allotted, quite proud of herself.

All-in-all, a fun albeit expensive visit.

And yes, the private performance today was everything I'd hoped it would be.

CP

yoda57us
09-21-2012, 02:08 PM
Great TR Chili!




I won't tell a dancer to wait until the next song if she starts in the middle, but if she charges me for that partial song, she's dead to me.

This should be posted on every dressing room wall in every strip club...

FBR
09-30-2012, 04:13 PM
CP, I've posted a few good TR's but I bask in your reflected glory. This report was awesome.

FBR

Moneywise
10-21-2012, 11:45 PM
Always good to see CP still rocking the house. I have so much to tell that I have been compelled to once again seek out the heavenly place we call SCJ..lol

So much to tell. When I have time, I will lay a few lines down for my fellow raincoaters.

What's up FBR? :-)

Moneywise
10-21-2012, 11:47 PM
Always good to see CP still rocking the house. I have so much to tell that I have been compelled to once again seek out the heavenly place we call SCJ..lol

So much to tell. When I have time, I will lay a few lines down for my fellow raincoaters.

What's up FBR? :-)

FBR
10-22-2012, 09:01 PM
^ MW!! Hey bud :) If you want to challenge CP re: TR's that works for me. He is a tough act to follow :P

FBR

Moneywise
11-13-2012, 01:15 PM
^ MW!! Hey bud :) If you want to challenge CP re: TR's that works for me. He is a tough act to follow :P

FBR
I could never challenge anyone on here. We're all uniquely exquisite in the enjoyment of our shared hobby. :) I will, however, say there is indeed sex in the champagne room. Chris Rock lied..lol You just have to find the right place with the ripe girl. When I have time, I will share some of my journeys over the recent past. The place that I used to refer to my old stomping grounds shifted management and style. The quality of girls began to immediately drop. I still go there on occasion for a drink but I can't remember the last time I actually felt compelled to get a LD from any of the girls there. I have taken to researching opportunities in another town and struck gold several months ago. Fun fun fun... more later.

Moneywise
11-13-2012, 01:18 PM
Great TR Chili!



This should be posted on every dressing room wall in every strip club...
lmao @ your avatar. Hilarious!

3-Legged Man
11-18-2012, 07:00 AM
You just have to find the right place with the ripe girl.

I think the last thing I want is a girl that's ripe. I truly love the young, fresh ones!

juicebox69
12-18-2012, 06:27 AM
Lol....this site is funny.....wow.....realy.......lmfao brotha

Aurora14
04-03-2013, 11:46 AM
To start off, I'm a dancer, but my BF and I frequent clubs as often as possible for date nights. That is why this pink is venturing to the blue side for a moment.

Rick's Cabaret, Indy

We got there at 8ish on April 1st. No cover charge, but no girls dancing. We asked when the girls would start and the waitress said it was when there were 3 girls there to work. I sat down and my BF went to the bar to get our drinks. $16.25 for a tiny Jack and coke and tiny Long Island that was heavy on the triple sec. After 15 mins we ordered some food and another Jack and coke to pass the time. We had to keep getting up to go get our drinks at the bar because the waitress, sitting a few tables away, wasn't really checking on us. Right as our food arrived a dancer came out and danced on the stage in front of our table for a song and a half before going back to the dressing room. 9p rolled around, still no girls to be seen, and I started texting friends at other clubs to see if they were working. By 9:30 we spent almost $100 on food and drinks, but no girls, so we went to plan B and got up to leave. The waitress apologized for the lack of girls. I said "You don't schedule them so it's not your fault. We're just gonna go to a club that has girls to take our money since no one even sat with us."

Off to Dancer's Showplace! Went there 10p to midnight.
We sat down and settled in until my friend Georgia was offstage. In the meantime, Lucy came and sat with us. The two of them kept us company and we kept drinks flowing and tips in their thongs. The DJ opened the stage next to us and called Georgia on. When it was Courtney's turn to take Georgia's stage we got a nice girl/girl show and then Georgia came and played with me for old time's sake. I couldn't get any dances because of a recent surgery, but my BF got some with Lucy. He said she gives a good dance. We know Georgia does a great dance from past experience.

Now we don't go looking for extras so we don't know whats offered where, we go out when we have a night booked at the Sybaris. We like companionship. But long story short, avoid Rick's like the plague!

AmyLynne
04-17-2013, 09:53 AM
I always miss reading these. Some are quite comical but Im sure some are real. Except I know one in fact on another site is me. It's not as comical.

AmyLynne
04-17-2013, 09:56 AM
You should have just come to Treasures and seen me.

AmyLynne
04-17-2013, 09:57 AM
next time just come see me.

I was in Vegas for the end of July - Last time I went had a great time at Rick's Cabaret but I had heard it closed. I was told about Rhino and Sapphires. Decided on Sapphires. Was charged 33$ at the door to get in and was given a free drink card by the cabbie - Whatever that's nice and all - so I go to turn in the free drink card and ask for a jack and coke. A jack and coke. I was told by the bartender that it was a premium drink and that costs $2 more. Really.

At that point I started to realize what a shit hole I had stepped into. I was approached by two pretty ladies and we were seated. They were nice and all but didn't make my heart flutter - neither did the two or three dancers on the stage - (Note: half the place was dark and they were using only one side of the stage sunday night - parking lot was empty).

I purchased drinks for the ladies to be nice from a passing waitress - way over priced but who cares. We're talking and again - not a single interesting dancer in sight. I'm offered a tour of the place by the ladies - and i go along with it - they take me to the VIP area, the skybox area, etc mentioning ridiculous prices. like $1600 an hour type stuff plus $400 for some Champagne... At that point I realize that Vegas has completely forgotten what market they are in. They mentioned a $300 a song private lapdance?!? or a $20 table dance on the main floor. I excused myself much to the surprise of the two ladies showing me around and walked out with my money. I had won $750 at the card table plus I had brought that much to play with anyway - I just didn't feel like handing it over all at once.

There are much better things to do in vegas. That place wasn't what I was looking for. It seems like vegas has lost it's charm in the adult entertainment arena.. Might check out OG next time I go from some of the reviews on here. Vegas has been through alot in the recession and it shows. People are like TIRED of being there and just want to get paid.. Too bad.

AmyLynne
04-17-2013, 09:58 AM
next time just come see me.

I was in Vegas for the end of July - Last time I went had a great time at Rick's Cabaret but I had heard it closed. I was told about Rhino and Sapphires. Decided on Sapphires. Was charged 33$ at the door to get in and was given a free drink card by the cabbie - Whatever that's nice and all - so I go to turn in the free drink card and ask for a jack and coke. A jack and coke. I was told by the bartender that it was a premium drink and that costs $2 more. Really.

At that point I started to realize what a shit hole I had stepped into. I was approached by two pretty ladies and we were seated. They were nice and all but didn't make my heart flutter - neither did the two or three dancers on the stage - (Note: half the place was dark and they were using only one side of the stage sunday night - parking lot was empty).

I purchased drinks for the ladies to be nice from a passing waitress - way over priced but who cares. We're talking and again - not a single interesting dancer in sight. I'm offered a tour of the place by the ladies - and i go along with it - they take me to the VIP area, the skybox area, etc mentioning ridiculous prices. like $1600 an hour type stuff plus $400 for some Champagne... At that point I realize that Vegas has completely forgotten what market they are in. They mentioned a $300 a song private lapdance?!? or a $20 table dance on the main floor. I excused myself much to the surprise of the two ladies showing me around and walked out with my money. I had won $750 at the card table plus I had brought that much to play with anyway - I just didn't feel like handing it over all at once.

There are much better things to do in vegas. That place wasn't what I was looking for. It seems like vegas has lost it's charm in the adult entertainment arena.. Might check out OG next time I go from some of the reviews on here. Vegas has been through alot in the recession and it shows. People are like TIRED of being there and just want to get paid.. Too bad.