View Full Version : The Playhouse, Burlington, NJ

01-23-2003, 11:35 AM
I see a couple of threads on NNJ clubs but none on anything SOT (South of Trenton) so I figured I'd start this one as my first post and see if it gets any acton.

I've never been to GGR or DD so I cannot compare PH with them but I can say, for lap dances at least, this place is currently the best bet anywhere near Philly, at least in my opinion. Private Couch Dance rooms, each with love seats and very low lighting, topless dancers since it is BYO, always a good selection of dancers in various shapes, sizes,race and nationality. 8)

A couple of my current favs are Gina Marie, Rikki and, a recent addition: Laila (if that's how you spell her name). I know several of the dancers read that other site that will remain unnamed here, but rarely feel comfortable in posting under their names. Perhaps a few will find their way here ... who knows?

Comments, questions, additions welcome.

01-24-2003, 03:27 AM
Passes this club a few times and was closed. How is the mileage? Is the LD area private? Costs?
Couples allowed?

01-25-2003, 06:58 AM
LD area is very private. As I mentioned below, they are performed on love seats in small rooms, one per room, with closed doors. Cameras are in use supposedly, but lately the girls seem to be turning the lights down real low. $30 per dance is a bit more than the local norm, but well worth it for the private setting, IMO. I can't compare mileage with the other clubs on this board but the dances are far and away superior to those received at Erotic Cafe about 20 minutes south of here. Again, this is IMHO

I don't know when you drive by but they are closed Sundays. I think they open at noon M-S. $5 cover gets your own beverage of choice stored behind the bar or buys you one N/A drink. After 2 drinks the rest are free. Now that I think of it, I've never brought my own in so they may charge you $10 cover if that's your inclination. A sign lets you know you can bring in beer and wine only, no hard liquor.

Daytimes are better than evenings in mileage as well as in dancer attitudes, again IMO. If you get to know the girls well, or actually I guess after they get to know you well, they treat you very well in the back room.

What sometimes turns into a double edged sword is the number of dancers working per shift. They often have so many that just sitting at the bar tipping dancers as they make their rounds can create quite a cash flow.

Bottom line is it's my favortie stop, even though I pass several places off I 95 in Philly as I drive there. It's worth the trip.

01-29-2003, 11:50 AM
How far is this from Trenton? (time/distance) How long are dances. Definitely worth a trip to check out GGR & DD

01-30-2003, 03:13 AM
Del.. Can you reco any daytime dancers? Plan on going this Friday afternoon.

01-30-2003, 08:15 AM
Every time I recommend a dancer the next thing you know there's 10 horney guys lining up to get dances from her and I can't get near her. So for now I'll not name names. But, in my experiences, you're pretty safe in judging what a girl's Lap Dance will be like from the level of contact she provides as she circles for tips. And one thing that puts Playhouse #1 on my list is the level of contact at the bar.

There is a good mix of dancers working almost all the time, including some women of color, several Brazillian girls and a few Eastern Europeans as well.

I don't know how long it would take from Trenton, but it's exit 5 or 6 off the Tpk, I forget which. It's the one for the PA Tpk, get off Rt 130 south just before the bridge, and it's just north of Burlington proper, immediately past a Honda dealership. And, just in case nothing suits you there, there's an AMP about 1/4 mile further down the road where you can get a pretty good rod polishing for $60 + tip.

02-01-2003, 06:29 AM
Plan on going this Friday afternoon.

Toreador - I'd like to know how you made out if you did indeed go Friday. I noticed redleg gave you a few hints on who to look for over on UG. His names were pretty close to those I'd recommend too, except I kind of get the feeling your mileage with Page would be pretty darned high after she gets to know you and recognize you but maybe not quite so high on your first visit. I've been going there about once every other week for about 6 - 9 months now. Hence all the regular girls know me. And, that's a good thing when it comes to Lap Dances. Learning a little Portugese wouldn't hurt either.

02-04-2003, 05:13 AM
Del... Didn't have a chance to drive down Friday. Ended up locally @ DD. Will hopefully try again.

03-07-2003, 10:49 AM
Could anyone describe Paige?

03-11-2003, 11:01 AM
Could anyone describe Paige?

Paige is average height (maybe 5'6") I'd put her in her mid to late 30's, fairly straight blond hair, nice all-natural figure, nice looking All American Girl. She was probably a cheerleader in high school. She dances like a cheerleader anyway, usually with her shoes off. She's very "controling" in the CD room. This is not completely a bad thing, but it can be a little off-putting after a while. Still, if you let her take the lead, she will lead you to places you like to go.

BTW, in case you're wondering, there is an escort named Paige from NE Pa. As far as I can tell it is not the same person. Judging from the pictures I've seen of the escort, the dancer Paige is much better built and better looking..

03-12-2003, 07:19 AM
Thanks. Any outstanding tattoos on any of the girls?

03-17-2003, 01:33 PM
I don't really go for the tatooed lady look so if there are any particularly notable ones I've just ignored them. I do know Becky has a fairly nice one in the small of her back as I recall and Zia has a pretty interesting sunburst looking thing around her belly button. But, as I say, I don't get the tatoo attraction anyway, so I'm certainly not a good reference.

Somebody once asked about couples. They are really couple friendly. As a matter of fact, one dancer came up to me one afternoon and asked if I wanted a dance. She informed me "My panties are still wet from from last one when so-and-so's wife and I were playing with eachother's cooites so much we both came." A line? Maybe. Maybe not.

04-16-2003, 09:55 AM
Man, I've gone here on the weekends and during the night and girls are just not attractive enough to lap dances from. I'm not looking for 10's, 9's either. They are either bordering 40 and slightly overwieght. The girls at Erotic Cafe are better looking. Should I try dayshift or a weekday?

11-13-2004, 09:29 PM
A buddy of mine went there on Friday afternoon and claims he got a BJ from a hot Brazilian chick. I told him he's full of it, but he swears it happened! - Do they usually perform oral sex there?

02-12-2005, 12:35 PM
I visited this place about 6 months ago and was very disappointed. If you're looking for very high mileage and don't care what the room or the girl looks like, this is the place for you, otherwise forget it. I was there on a weekday mid-afternoon, the place was crowded, high hustle (which I hate), many girls working none of whom appealed to me (they're mostly older and average looking at best, and many foreign), and the place is a dump. I felt like I was in a seedy foreign brothel. I don't know for certain but I'd be surprised if extras like BJs weren't common here. I can't think of any other reason why anybody would like this place. I couldn't wait to leave, it made my skin crawl.