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All Good Things
10-10-2005, 09:21 PM
A beautiful example of how a little gentle mind-fucking need not be hostile at all, and can surprise and please even the most cynical of us.
I like the subtle grasp he maintained on controlling you. I really like the fact that you liked it.
I'll probably stop smiling in about a week. :)
dlabtot
10-10-2005, 10:08 PM
different strokes, I guess... weird
SportsWriter2
10-11-2005, 06:41 AM
Brilliant, Jenny. Everyone has defined limits, but they are not always connected in a continuous boundary. It's fun to explore the undefined areas. Your writing reflects the real uncertainty and hesitation.
SeppeSai
10-11-2005, 07:20 AM
I don't know what to make of Jenny's little episode. I don't play those kind of games and couldn't imagine doing that to the ATF.
By the way, Kat, I told the ATF about your double bird flip/fuck you cheap ass scrubs story and she laughed. She's had days like that, too.
Wow Jenny, after that story, I would be GLAD to buy you a drink..........(see rants thread at http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=56055)
Nice NATO report, keep um coming!
The Snark
10-11-2005, 05:20 PM
FYI, this appears to have happened on Thanksgiving Day in Canada. If you didn't know, ice cubes marinaded in stripper sweat are traditional holiday fare up here.
mr_punk
10-15-2005, 05:47 PM
So it started off with just a variance of positions - and yes, bend over and show me your ass did come up, and yes, I did it, without question (now, really, are you all very proud of me?)shocked beyond belief is more like it. you must have been really plastered long before you met this guy to go against your feminist instincts.
He actually says "Just tell me truth," and so I say "No, not at all." (and then he told me a I was good girl for telling the truth. And I smile. (Really!). He orders me a drink (and he insisted on a alcoholic drink as well, so then I'm drunk.now, do you see how it works? first you do some work (like sticking out your ass, etc) then you get the booze and the cash.
But I don't know what is going to happen with that membership with the ball breaking feminists nowwell, it's a good thing i'm not a snitch. otherwise, i would be sorely tempeted to turn you in to the sisterhood for re-education.
Lilith
10-21-2005, 10:10 AM
Sunday
The night was a blur, a stage-VIP-stage-more VIP-stage again-because-we-have-only-THREE-GIRLS sort of blur. I hope they fined the shit out of the girls that didn't show up. Sundays normally run 10-18 girls on a shift and the week was good but not nearly good enough for that many girls to pull a no-show. All god help us, the owner was there all night long. I don't know how we survived.
At one point, I really don't know when, I was doing doubles with Portia and the owner sent a bouncer in to get one of us on stage (we were all of us in VIP). I took one for the team and told Portia to take over for me.
Our resident head case came in late, as per his norm, and bought fifteen. I call him the head case because I have a strong suspicion that this is the sort of guy who gets off on making the girls fight over him - a head games sort of guy. I'm one of the favorites and play a rear guard defensive action with him to escape the drama. Eh. It's a long story.
Broke $700 on Sunday and you bet your sweet bippy I was broadcasting that info far and wide for all the lazy arsed wenches who didn't show up for their shift. Went to breakfast with the new gal, who does porn, and our new bouncer.
Thursday
I have a work routine which I've abided by for nearly two years now. Early to work - one of the first girls there - and I wait at the bar for Velvet to show up twenty minutes later. Velvet and I spend at least an hour at the bar exchanging gossip and having a drink; I do my first stage show. I make a couple of passes through the crowd - she works a little bit on the guys at the bar. More chat. About 9:30-10ish she runs off to change, we freshen up and then it's game on. We catch up again after hours to dissect the night.
No doing last night. They grabbed me as soon as I hit the floor. "Is that hair red? Really red? Whatchoo drinkin'? Can I buy you one? Will you join us? Can we get a dance?" I finished with the first group and tried to fight my way to the bar to sit with Velvet, only to get whisked off again. She was busy when I came back, then I got busy again, then it was packed out and the gittin' was too good to sit... so Velvet and I never got our chat. Dammit. Threw me off all night. We finally caught up at the bar very late and had a quick cigarette and check-in on how each other's night was going. The agreed conclusion was that we both wanted another five dances before we would be moderately satisfied, so off we went again to scrape together five more in the last hour.
I got one of those, "No speaka Eengrish, I kiss your boobs?" sort of guys for three songs. Poked fun at a bachelor who swears he is in A Perfect Circle by stating that I never liked them but we can't all be Pantera, then spotted HeadCase Guy. He asked me if I had time ("Why yes, I think I can just about manage that"). Velvet saw us coming and joined us for some good-cop-bad-cop (it's unstoppable, boys, I assure you. We are a deadly combination.) Four plus hefty tip and a drink of water at the bar afterward. HeadCase Guy stated firmly that he needed to take me shopping. Dude. Ooookay.
All in all, a respectable Thursday. Very respectable.
dlabtot
10-21-2005, 11:46 AM
SundayOur resident head case came in late, as per his norm, and bought fifteen. I call him the head case because I have a strong suspicion that this is the sort of guy who gets off on making the girls fight over him - a head games sort of guy. I'm one of the favorites and play a rear guard defensive action with him to escape the drama. Eh. It's a long story.
Hey, we like long stories around here, lets hear it... but didn't you mean to say fighting over his money? Surely as one of the favorites you aren't fighting over HIM?
Jenny
10-22-2005, 10:58 AM
Some of my weirdest encounters EVER last night. I swear to God that guys in this town are getting weirder and weirder. I didn't used to meet these people. I will type in a couple of snippets but an actual report would be... impossible. I cannot relive all that suffering.
"I would give 10 years off the end of my life to be able to slide inside you right now"
"Hmm. Now, you know I have no way to enforce that."
-This led to further conversation about what I could possibly do with the end years - those are crappy years. I'd want the years he's using now - or better yet, the years he's already used.
"Please tell me you love me?" (while humping me and looking into my eyes)
"No. I would like you to just pay me now please."
"No, I want another one."
"No. You don't. Trust me."
"You are just such an amazing... I don't want to say person, because I don't know you. But you are just such an amazing package."
"Yeah. Fedex won't even insure me. But as long as we're handing out the compliments, I really like the way you grab my ass."
"This is $100. Are you sure you want to do another one?"
"$100? For what?"
-SERIOUSLY. This guy, who asked me to go upstairs, and whom I stopped after every song to apprise the total (he was a young guy. You can't assume they can add) tried to tell me that he thought dances were free, and that we were all just super friendly. Props to the bouncer who loomed in a particularly menacing way until the guy ponied up what he had, and refused to take my money afterwards until I said "Please."
(Manager) "Honey, you going home already?"
"I have a headache."
-because, I might add, this all happened before 9.30.
plmoneysponge
10-22-2005, 01:19 PM
... I cannot relive all that suffering.
...
"Please tell me you love me?" (while humping me and looking into my eyes)
"No. I would like you to just pay me now please."
"No, I want another one."
"No. You don't. Trust me."...
"I have a headache."
I call this an ATF bulemia day. More and more I see these desperate clingy needy guys that just suck on my emotions and consider me some sort of rented girlfriend to lean on. I regularly vomit after spending time with some of them. Its not a simple thing to explain except maybe its similar to spending an excessive amount of time with the most painfully depressed relative you can imagine. Shut the fuck up and grope me already.
Damned waiting period! >:(
Casual Observer
10-22-2005, 04:58 PM
Whenever I think I'm an incurable PL, I just have to read a post like Jenny's to feel better immediately.
Its not a simple thing to explain except maybe its similar to spending an excessive amount of time with the most painfully depressed relative you can imagine. Shut the fuck up and grope me already.
Hehe...that's sad indeed.
Jenny
10-22-2005, 07:19 PM
Yeah, I got home and my roommate put on America's Next Top Model. They were doing a Secret commercial, and they all had to tell a secret. So we started making up our own secrets. I leaned forward and looked at her intently and said "Sometimes when you feel confident and strong you reveal things you ordinarily wouldn't. My secret is... I'm dead on the inside."
Her's was that she sometimes considered giving my dog a bikini wax. "My dog?" I asked, somewhat surprised, because it's not like she doesn't have her own dog's genitalia to groom, if she so desired. She responded that her dog (who was lying on the floor, conveniently, on her back) was "already a porn start down there." We are kind of strange group of girls. I requested that she never, never try; my dog is very old, and has a heart condition and I'm reasonably sure that a bikini wax would send her rapidly into the sweet hereater. Or really, a wax of any kind.
SportsWriter2
10-23-2005, 07:14 PM
Its not a simple thing to explain except maybe its similar to spending an excessive amount of time with the most painfully depressed relative you can imagine. Shut the fuck up and grope me already.
Several months ago a semi-favorite told me I was the only guy she had known more than a year who didn't fall in love with her, ask to see her outside the club, make an offer for sex, or tell her personal problems. Then she added, "You just work me over hard the way I like, and I LOVE it." Note that she loved it, not me.
I always thought that comment was impersonal and slutty. Now I understand what she meant. Thanks. :D
merely_lurking
10-23-2005, 08:50 PM
Shut the fuck up and grope me already.
Let the groping begin....:P
Katrine
10-24-2005, 11:00 AM
Yeah, I got home and my roommate put on America's Next Top Model. They were doing a Secret commercial, and they all had to tell a secret. So we started making up our own secrets. I leaned forward and looked at her intently and said "Sometimes when you feel confident and strong you reveal things you ordinarily wouldn't. My secret is... I'm dead on the inside."
.
Isn't that from "American Psycho?" Hmmmm, I read it like 15 years ago so I barely recall, but it sounds familiar, love it, great line! :D
Jenny
10-24-2005, 01:01 PM
I don't know - I did just read Lunar Park, which has some quotations and stuff, so I could have lifted it from there.
Lilith
10-28-2005, 11:42 AM
Thursday
There's a thread in Stripping General asking if ANYONE is having a good month. I briefly considered posting that, yes, I'm having a great month. Spoke too soon, I suppose. Last night was one of the most miserable crowds ever. Not a one of us made enough ones on stage for the tip-out, we had to pester the waitresses for change. The customers were nice enough but absolutely apathetic; no tipping, no dances, just sat and talked amongst themselves.
Side note: It's always consoling on bad nights to see the dressing room packed with girls who are just as bored as I am. Misery loves company and all that, and so nice to know that it wasn't just me. When Gabriella is watching a movie in the dressing room with the housemom, you know there's a problem with the crowd.
It was especially disappointing considering there's some big game going on (not that I give a rat's ass... not a sports fan and don't particularly like them as customers). We had a half dozen girls from out of town who came in to work the game.
Anywho, Headcase Guy came in. Last week I made sure that Velvet worked him to get some conversation - see if maybe he was just playing games or whatnot. I think we've decided that he's more a lonely man who found a bunch of smart, talkative hotties and is feeling like a kid in a candy store. He has a good number of favorites; myself, Velvet and Regina foremost with Gwen in reserve and Evangelise doing her damnedest to get herself taken off the overlarge ATF roster. She hustles him and I do not mean that in the good way: she attacks him literally as soon as he walks in, pays no mind to whether he's already talking to someone, won't so much as allow him time to drink a beer, whines and cries and pouts and usually pulls some poor-me-I'm-being-evicted thing. She must be dense to not see that a guaranteed three to five small has dwindled to one or two dances to get her out of the way and then off to spend the big bucks on another one of his harem. Combining a clueless hustle with the kind of competition she's up against is a recipe for failure.
But I digress. Headcase Guy (henceforth Harem Boy) tracked me down over on the third stage and told me he had to deal with Evangelise but to please save time for him. I told him I'd be up at the bar relaxing with Bill, gave him a hug and sent him on his way. I did sit with Bill but a waitress pulled me aside to point out a birthday boy who was asking for me. Bleh. Young birthday boy, almost assuredly a one-dance wonder, so I grabbed him by the hand and took off with him. Harem Boy passed us on the way with an "Awww, man! No fair!" look. I dispensed with the birthday boy after (I so called it) one dance no tip and went back for Harem Boy. He loves to chat (and is fun to talk to) so I always give him twenty minutes beforehand and then we go off. I'd be a little concerned about him going RIL with a veangeance if it weren't for him having so many girls.
Mastridonicus
10-28-2005, 02:19 PM
"Harem Guy"
hahah
Classic.
Way to be a trooper!
Lilith
12-02-2005, 07:56 AM
Thursday
SCJ Convention '05, Florida
I win the internet.
After about two hours of dinner, drinks, random chit-chat involving CO saying things such as "paradigm of control" and "your areolas are hanging out" while Mast mostly twitched, Casual decided he wanted to have some private time. So I took him to champagne.
That is one extremely hot man. Liek, teh HAWT. In a choir boy sort of way, but still extremely hot.
Mast stayed at his post with Velvet and Heaven, eventually talking first Velvet and then Heaven back to the VIP room. In between the twitching and the incessant "PaigepaigepaigepaigepaigeBOOTYOFDOOOOOM!", that is. I suspect he really liked Lido's - you know, just this funny feeling I had. (Mast, was I allowed to mention the hat and what was on your neck?)
Those of you who have been here since the NATO's first started will appreciate this one: Italy Guy came in last night. At the end, he sort of circled me talking to another customer, giving me 'significant' eyes. I finally told him, "Oh, just get over here and say it, you know you want to." So Velvet harassed him and I ran him to VIP.
But anyhow, Casual Observer couldn't find Mast after we left champagne (he was off in VIP with Velvet) so he left. Mast told me that there was a line for VIP with him and my name was on it but we didn't get time. We went to breakfast instead and gabbed each other's ears off over bad coffee, until about quarter to four in the morning. Mast is absolutely adorable and I had a great time. PLUS I got to beat CO with my ass when he tipped my stage PLUS I got to grab Mast's ass and feel up his boobs. It was all the win, guys.
doc-catfish
12-02-2005, 12:10 PM
:thumbsup:
Excellent NATO Lilith. Glad that Mast and CO are representing the SCJ contingent well.
Now if I could just figure out where MY convention is going to be next year. :thinking:
Moneywise
12-02-2005, 02:34 PM
Represent! Represent! Lilith and Velvet are both very lovely ladies.
I'd like to have my own little intimate SCJ/SW convention in Austin. ;D
Thanks for the NATO, Lil ;D
I admit to being slightly jealous of the attention and compliments paid to Mast and CO but what the hell. I had family drama and couldnt hit FL.
FBR
Moneywise
12-03-2005, 08:12 AM
I had family drama and couldnt hit FL.
FBR
I'm IN Florida and didn't know about it. I might have rearranged my schedule to see Lilith & Velvet again. Guess I should check the board more often. :D
erippy
12-03-2005, 04:07 PM
This is a cult led by David Icke that believes that many (if not most) world leaders <snip>are giant, blood drinking, shape shifting lizards.
[Hi gang, new to the board but not to clubs:] I know Icke's stuff. What's scary is that he *also* writes some very solid [political] stuff, similar to my own research. But yeah, if a dancer was chattin' me up & knew abt Ickes's stuff, I 'd be a little intrigued (& a little worried if she believed in the shape-shifting reptilian stuff!). I rarely talk serious politix in the StripperZone (but ya never know what might happen there) }:D
Overall I'd say that political literacy ups my overall attraction to a dancer -- 'specially 'cause she'd get me really interested in talking to her & she'd have lots of time to work her more animal wiles!
And, yeah. He probably liked touching me too.
-- Yeah, that too. . . :-)
While I'm here ty to all you ladies who grace our CRTs w/ your tales (& our clubs w/ your tails) & your overall wonderful presence. I've been lurking several days due to registration glitches (ty pryce for resending the email) & have replies to a number of threads -- will intro myself over on the pink side sometime soon.
I go clubbin' in North Beach (yeah!) but unfortunately rarely now due to lackabucks. When I'm there I want mileage, yeah, but I also wanna be a custy that y'all don't mind dealing with *too* much -- so appreciate stories of what's CS -- I'll know what to avoid.
Rock on!
Jenny
12-09-2005, 08:06 PM
Okay. Just because anything is better than bloody adverse possession.
The day after the last time I was at work I got an email from a customer telling me he had pulled something. The email was congratulatory in nature, but I think I might need some kind of litigation insurance. How did he pull something? I don't know. Did I do it? I doubt it, but he seems pretty sure. I spent most of my time with him being treated like a particularly beloved and wellworn washcloth. I don't know what he pulled in the course of that. Any ideas? Another guy wanted to look at my vagina up and close and personal - very, very close. He would try to run his thumbs up to my labia and I would brush them away and he would say "You can trust me. I wouldn't do that. Don't you trust me?" and I said (chorus) "Of course I do baby. But really. Stop that. Immediately" He then would say (and if you are wondering we had this conversation, ver batim 3 times over the course of 5 songs) "I could make you come just by kissing your pussy" to which I would reply "Hmm. Um. No, thank you." And he would laugh and laugh. And then I would kind of laugh a little, just because I felt a little left out. And then I got another guy who I never called - and I didn't feel guilty about lying because he pressured me, and I have no spine and he was irritated that I had never called. And gave me his number again - although this time I held a little firmer to the "I am not going to call. If you want to know when I work I have an email list. I don't want to date you." And he said - the same thing he said last time, I might add - "You like me. You're so horny. I can tell by the way you look at me."
You can't say no to that. Seriously. I dare any of you to look at someone who has just said that to you and do anything but giggle helplessly. He still bought dances though because I told him that he could smack me on the ass as long as it wasn't loud enough to attract a lot of attention.
Now, my favourite moments, which had nothing to do with customers. I walked up to the bar at some point and complimented a girl on her shoes. They were really pretty shoes. We then briefly discussed her shoes and their merits. She told me that very few people could really appreciate the perfect lines of her shoes. I say "Well, you see. We have so much in common." She looks at me a bit sideways and says "Yes. We DO have so much in common."
Was she hitting on me? you may ask. No. The next day, however, at school, I look up from my laptop across the rotunda and THERE SHE IS. I raised the brows and didn't say anything. Because I'm discreet.
And finally. The absolute best moment of the night. I am heading upstairs to get changed. The manager hands me a flyer. What does the flyer say?
Ahem:
ATTENTION ALL DANCERS!!
DANCERS MUST NOT TOUCH THE CUSTOMERS PRIVATE PARTS.
CUSTOMERS MUST NOT TOUCH THE DANCERS PRIVATE PARTS.
YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY DISMISSED IF THIS OCCURS.
I take my flyer and go up to the change room, completley unwilling to admit that I have no idea, in this context, what constitutes a "private part." Fortunately, the other girls went first - I showed the girls who were changing and one of them sort of shrieked out "Well is private this," and she cups her breasts, "or just this" and she slaps a hand over her vagina. Nobody seems willing to tell us, but amongst ourselves we decided it was just the vagina.
And then I went home.
Must edit: I was blogging and I realized I forgot: the customer that pulled something made an OTC offer last time. I said it really not something I did, being all shy and saving myself for marriage and all. But then he went and made a fairly good offer, and asked me to "think about it". So he asked if I had "thought about it" I said I had. I shall quote myself: "Yeah... no, thank you. But I'll call you if I ever really need money."
Now there, gentlemen: SS at its finest.
Jenny lmao
Well, we'll let Punk dissect your post, sentence by sentence...but you are entertaining as hell :) If you are doing a writing course post the campus you teach at :)
FBR
Richard_Head
12-10-2005, 10:08 AM
Was she hitting on me? you may ask. No. The next day, however, at school, I look up from my laptop across the rotunda and THERE SHE IS. I raised the brows and didn't say anything. Because I'm discreet. Sounds like a stalker to me.
Docido
01-05-2006, 06:18 PM
Dammit, someone post a NATO report. It's been nearly a month! >:(
Sienna_TX
01-25-2006, 04:10 PM
Okay, I’ll bite. This is a brief rundown of my second night at Perfect 10’s in Austin, 1/21.
I arrived at the club around 7:30 and checked in with the doorgirl. Took about five minutes to change into my costume and stash my things in a locker. Did my makeup and hair beforehand, since I have to walk through the entire club to get to the dressing room.
Spoke with the DJ and gave him my cd. He answered a few questions and told me I would be going up soon. I made a quick run of the room to get a feel for the crowd. Talked to a few guys about the boxing match…mentioned that I would be going up on stage soon. Found a taker, took him over to the couches for 3 dances.
Did the stages…my first song, a cover of a Sade song by the Deftones, was a little slow—probably won’t do that one again at this club. Got offstage and checked around with the guys who asked me to stop by. Did a couple more dances, then went to scope out the far side of the room. Introduced myself to a cute young guy. Nibbled his ear and was quickly in his lap. I worked my usual lines, including whispering that I could go all night. He turned out to be the first guy to call my bluff—by the time we were done, we’d racked up 37 songs, and I needed multiple breaks to rest and snuggle.
That’s by far the most any one person has ever spent on me in one sitting…it felt like when I worked at a dessert shop and this couple came in and bought one of each piece of cake, something like 30 slices…like, is the world ending?
Before I knew it, my night was over…didn’t make my goal of selling 50 dances because I ended up sitting with my customer instead of going back around to hustle. He didn’t seem to want to go and I was very charmed by him. Besides, I wanted him to come back. When I ran to the back at one point, I had people trying to pull me over to their tables, so I know I could have done more dances. Honestly, though, it does feel good telling people you’re taken for the rest of the night. And that boy wore me out.
After tipouts, I probably walked with around 800. Less than my goal, but an effortless and pleasant night.
Docido
01-25-2006, 06:25 PM
37 songs straight.. way to go!! Thanks for the NATO.
Richard_Head
01-25-2006, 10:15 PM
Thanks Sienna, sounds like a good night for you.
CalifSCVisitor65
01-26-2006, 12:13 AM
Wow both you and the customer have a lot of stamina for 37 songs. :O
SeppeSai
01-26-2006, 05:34 AM
That kind of marathon sounds like what the ATF and I do when I visit her. :)
Wow both you and the customer have a lot of stamina for 37 songs. :O
My ATF told me that about a customer who came in recently that bought 80 dances straight from her, with the only breaks coming when she had to go on stage. At 15 songs per hour, and knowing all too well the kind of dances she gives, that is a marathon for anybody!
SportsWriter2
01-26-2006, 07:27 PM
I worked my usual lines, including whispering that I could go all night. He turned out to be the first guy to call my bluff—by the time we were done, we’d racked up 37 songs, and I needed multiple breaks to rest and snuggle.
How obsessive/compulsive can a guy get? :O
Nice NATO report, Sienna. I can imagine you having that dreamy, mesmerizing style that I rarely see anymore in high-contact clubs.
CalifSCVisitor65
01-26-2006, 11:22 PM
Actually Sienna's 78 dance marathon would be a good poll.
What's the most number of dances that you got from the same dancer in a row during a night/day/both day into night?
Katrine
01-27-2006, 02:06 AM
Sienna is full of shit, I can't believe you guys are buying this trite. If you can name me the hiring manager, VIP host, champagne host, AND DJ, then I'll believe you......
contheboyalready
01-27-2006, 04:40 AM
And then I got another guy who I never called - and I didn't feel guilty about lying because he pressured me, and I have no spine and he was irritated that I had never called.
Repeat after me...."I must have called you like ten times the day after we met. You never answered your phone. I cried all night and ate a pint of Hagen Daaz."
*he gives number again*
"Ohhhhhh....that's a SEVEN, not a ONE...."
SportsWriter2
01-27-2006, 10:01 AM
Sienna is full of shit, I can't believe you guys are buying this trite.
I think you mean tripe, because trite is an adjective. I know dancers who have gone into the 30's in high contact clubs. Some obsessive/compulsive guys have money. :-\
doc-catfish
01-27-2006, 03:17 PM
What's the most number of dances that you got from the same dancer in a row during a night/day/both day into night?
Without a breather it was twelve, and my groin was sore for two weeks. I'll never do it again without a hiatus.
lunchbox
01-27-2006, 05:32 PM
Actually Sienna's 78 dance marathon would be a good poll.
What's the most number of dances that you got from the same dancer in a row during a night/day/both day into night?
indeed, why not start it?
Docido
01-27-2006, 08:30 PM
Sienna is full of shit, I can't believe you guys are buying this trite. If you can name me the hiring manager, VIP host, champagne host, AND DJ, then I'll believe you......
But Kat you know we're duty-bound to believe everything you ladies tell us! ;D
Jenny
01-27-2006, 08:46 PM
I have suspicions about what a lot of girls here say they make on a regular night - especially when people start using phrases like "on average at least". It's on average, OR at least. Not both. You're hedging. Why are you hedging? Why don't you know what you make? Why are you equivocating? Are you worried that we're judging you? Because if we are, and we really don't like you, we're just going to think you're lying anyway. So there's no point in lying. If you're lying because you think people don't like you and you need to impress them, they will just know you're lying. You see? You see how that works? Now really. Give it up - how much do you actually make on average?
I usually say that kind of thing in my alone voice. Because to do otherwise would be very impolite. So I just generally act like I believe them and don't reply at all.
Wwanderer
01-27-2006, 08:50 PM
The first time I ever encountered fairly high mileage, hardcore lap dances was many years ago, the 80s I suppose, in a club in Toronto (The Brass Rail, maybe?) and they were incredibly cheap. I wan't to say $5 Canadian which would have been well under US$4...maybe my memory is playing tricks on me and it was $10 Canadian, but not more than that I am pretty sure. Anyway, I thought I had struck gold and felt sure that the whole phenomenon couldn't last long before LE shut down any clube that allowed lap dancing anywhere (OK, so I'm not a prophet). I figured I'd better enjoy it while I could, so I found myself a hot and skillful lap dancer and purchased a very long series of continuous dances from her. I don't recall exactly how long, but I am sure that I spend over US$200, maybe considerably more.
I've never since gone anything close to so long without a break.
-Ww
evan_essence
01-30-2006, 04:05 AM
HFS. The guys generally get a "bye" on the plausibility of their TRs. Why are we badgering the witness on a NATO? If it's 5 percent fiction or 95 percent fiction, what's the big dealie-o as long as it's a good read and people understand it could be anywhere from 5 to 95 percent fiction? Trust me, I am a one woman blur-the-line show when it comes to combining fiction and non in order to present a persona. I suspect many others are, too, but I don't get overly worried about sorting it out.
-Ev
Jenny
01-30-2006, 06:46 AM
Well, on the off chance that I read the TR I roll my eyes at the pathetic lying liars (no offense). And I think I did my fair share of badgering over there - does that mean I have a badger-pass in NATO?
Sienna_TX
01-31-2006, 08:41 PM
Sienna is full of shit, I can't believe you guys are buying this trite. If you can name me the hiring manager, VIP host, champagne host, AND DJ, then I'll believe you......
Hi, Katrine...Wilbur hired me. Wilbur and Frank are the only managers I've really talked to there--there was a third guy there but he didn't give me a card and I don't remember his name. The host--sauve older guy with the hat, I think his name was Ron. I don't know where his card his. Only went to VIP twice to dance. There were two different DJs there on the nights I worked. ::)
The night I posted about was my second night at that club. Basically, I was hit with one customer who wanted to spend all of his time with me. The other two and a half nights that I worked there I had to hustle, just like in NY. My first night there I walked with nearly 700, which was a milestone for me. I've never been able to walk with more than 500 on a normal six-hour shift in upstate NY, selling dances at 10 bucks each. The most dances with one customer in one night that I can remember doing in NY is about 15-20.
Was that night a typical night for me? In as much as I found a guy and cleaned him out, no. That's just what I do. The duration that goal took was unusual for me, the location I was doing it in was still new to me, and the resulting profit was my highest yet, which is I wrote about it. I honestly don't understand what is unbelievable about my post. I never claimed that this is what each and every night of mine is like. I didn't know what to expect walking into that club. Honestly, I wasn't sure if I would be able to hack it.
I usually don't talk about money--never with my coworkers and not online. But I'm glad that there is some action on this thread again. I like reading about other dancers' nights.
Katrine
01-31-2006, 09:01 PM
Sienna, I apologize. Actually, the money aspect was never an issue for me. I've made that much at P10 pretty regularly, there is good money there. Your lack of descriptives led me to believe...well, I'm fucking paranoid about stuff on this site now for good reason. Thanks a lot asshat, you know who you are. :( Not you Sienna.....
Sienna, I would love to come out and see you sometime. Ron is an angel, as is Frank. Wilbur is cool too. Actually, everyone there is great. The best waitresses to work with are Thai and Sputnik. Good luck!
Richard_Head
01-31-2006, 09:03 PM
Thanks for the post Sienna, I for one enjoyed your NATO report and hope that you'll post more of them.