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miabella
08-07-2007, 04:16 PM
oh, i was never a sports girl, just didn't see the point of putting on makeup that would sweat off.

I_luv_dancers!
08-07-2007, 07:55 PM
<snipped> Also he was from Cumbria, a border portion of Wales.

Could that be Cwmbryn? (Coom-brawn'-uh)

I have a Welshie friend in Cwmbryn, they're great fun people, but they sure spell things funny! Did he give you a big Welsh cwch?

FBR
08-09-2007, 04:14 PM
Aw. That is a cute mouse. However, nothing has happened since May 13; except that guy who tried to break my hand, but that wasn't a very nice story.

Really? Well...considering you are a creative writer, you could just make something up?

FBR

FBR
08-09-2007, 04:17 PM
oh, i was never a sports girl, just didn't see the point of putting on makeup that would sweat off.

Damn, mia...you are mean. Way to totally crush sporty's fantasy ;)

Enjoyed your NATO!

FBR

Casual Observer
08-09-2007, 06:15 PM
Good to see the thread alive again.

<S> Mia

Howie
08-10-2007, 03:18 PM
I love the NATOs. No matter how mundane the chicks think they might be, it's still better entertainment than reading Punk and Jenny argue.

My favorite was always Callie/Frankie. Wonder if she is still alive.

Docido
08-10-2007, 06:01 PM
Oh yeah, Callie/Frankie's were some of the best NATO's ever. I agree with Howie, I enjoy even the uneventful ones. Ladies, don't be shy, post away.

I miss the other Cally/Callish. She used to post on blue quite a bit, but hasn't been here for several months. Doesn't she love us anymore? :'(

FBR
08-10-2007, 07:55 PM
I dont remember Callie/Frankie. I sucks to be old :O Maybe I'll go back, wade through the 900 posts and revisit. I'm sure I enjoyed at the time.

Cally/Callyish is apparently happy posting exclusively upstairs although she is bad ass and is always welcome in Blue as far as I'm concerned.

Lilith is my NATO ATF if you remember her. I think she is married now, has a kid or two and is living in her happy world but I miss her posts.

FBR

miabella
08-10-2007, 08:34 PM
IACali, who moved to AZ and danced there as frankie, is callie/frankie.

her natos were pretty keen, but i dunno what happened to her after she went to phoenix.

FBR
08-10-2007, 08:42 PM
Thanks mia...I remember IACali :P

FBR

yoda57us
08-11-2007, 05:16 AM
Not for sports girls, but girls who do foundation make-up and raccoon eyes take 30-60 minutes. :O

It's not just sports girls Sporty. None of my favs ever take more than about ten minutes from front door to the floor. It's about preparation, maturity and wanting to make money. The 60 minute girls spend forty five minutes gossiping about BF's, us and the other girls.

Casual Observer
08-11-2007, 09:48 AM
Yeah, Cali/Frankie was great. So was Lilith.

Katrine
08-11-2007, 10:53 AM
I guess mine sucked. :(

Richard_Head
08-11-2007, 11:43 AM
I guess mine sucked. :(
Kat's were awesome too ;D!

lestat1
08-11-2007, 12:33 PM
I guess mine sucked. :(
That's why I tipped them extra. }:D

FBR
08-11-2007, 02:07 PM
I guess mine sucked. :(


Awww...c'mere Katmeister. Let papa give you a hugly.}:D

Seriously, we were just strolling down memory lane talking about old friends who are no longer active on the board. You are very much with us :) Your NATO'S are awesome and we'd love it if you wanted to share a few more blasts from the past ;D

FBR

Docido
08-11-2007, 02:53 PM
I guess mine sucked. :(

No way!!!;D ;D

Katrine
08-11-2007, 04:51 PM
I spent some time this afternoon reading over them. Funny stuff. I totally forgot about the dude that slapped me in the face when I was giving him a dollar dance. Doh! The glamorous world of exotic dance!

FBR
08-12-2007, 05:15 PM
I spent some time this afternoon reading over them. Funny stuff. I totally forgot about the dude that slapped me in the face when I was giving him a dollar dance. Doh! The glamorous world of exotic dance!


So dredge up some new ones ;D

FBR

Katrine
08-12-2007, 09:21 PM
Ugh, I just went back and read my VERY first one. Gross, I'm not too pleased with myself, but can't live life resenting all of my mistakes. There are no new ones, no new material, and I've blocked out a lot of that time, sadly.

yoda57us
08-13-2007, 04:40 AM
Ugh, I just went back and read my VERY first one. Gross,

OK, I don't do this kind of exhaustive research for just anybody Kat but I painstakingly searched through the NATO files (hey, it took me three of four minutes!) and read your first report. Honestly, I thought it was a very interesting read. I admit to only following this thread sporadically but your adventures are never dull! I'm having a little trouble believing that those goons made you audition but me thinks they just wanted a "private show"!


I'm not too pleased with myself, but can't live life resenting all of my mistakes.

This is deep...7:30 in the freekin' morning and I've already got my deepest thought for the day...maybe even the week! Thanks Kat.


There are no new ones, no new material, and I've blocked out a lot of that time, sadly.

Maybe someday, with the passage of time, you will be able to look back and laugh....OK, maybe not../:O

Jenny
08-13-2007, 07:11 AM
Ugh, I just went back and read my VERY first one. Gross, I'm not too pleased with myself, but can't live life resenting all of my mistakes. There are no new ones, no new material, and I've blocked out a lot of that time, sadly.
Just use it to think how far you've come, Kitten. See? And I bet right now, your life looks just amazing.

FBR
08-13-2007, 04:11 PM
Ugh, I just went back and read my VERY first one. Gross, I'm not too pleased with myself, but can't live life resenting all of my mistakes. There are no new ones, no new material, and I've blocked out a lot of that time, sadly.

Kat, sorry for bugging you about it. I didn't realize how you feel.

FBR

Katrine
08-13-2007, 08:24 PM
Kat, sorry for bugging you about it. I didn't realize how you feel.

FBR

Actually, I really enjoyed most of them. I think they are very funny. Its the first one that brings back memories because of my heavy drug use at the time. I partied with one guy one night after the club (St. James), and when I woke up he was trying to rape me. I had supressed that, and didn't want to share it. But my mind is clearer now, and I have to face the consequences of my actions.

I also thank whatever is above for protecting me during these times. Its a wonder I didn't actually get raped, killed, or overdose.

The later NATO were a lot more fun. I was laughing at myself about walking into those cop's house ready to "party", not realizing their jobs. And my partner in crime, the waitress that brought me shots of water disguised as vodka so we could hustle.....ah, those were the daaaaaaaaaaaaays!

Jenny
08-27-2007, 01:30 PM
I got me a new regular. Maybe. How many visits constitutes a "regular"? This is not my area of expertise.

He's a complete pervert. I love him - I have a total, mad, stripper-crush on this guy. (Funny aside: I was talking to a former-customer-now-casual-acquaintance - I should have a contraction for that: FCNCA - and mentioned that I had a new favourite customer who was more perverted than he was, and got a simultaneous argument that 1) just wearing sweatpants couldn't make this new guy more perverted and 2) he wasn't a pervert in the first place.) He wears worn sweatpants. He wears underwear, but they are like the boxer shorts you buy in the packages of 3. I don't know if this is how he just walks around, or if he comes to see us from the gym, or if he goes home and gets dressed special. Repeatedly during all our dances to date we have this conversation, or something close to it: "Dude/honey/generic name because I don't know his - you're losing your pants" And then he says "Oops, sorry." And then I say "Yeah, it just doesn't look nice. They're prudes here."
During the dance he presses my head into his neck and orders or asks me to lick his neck. I'm really not allowed to do that, so instead I kind of breathe on his neck (everyone who says that they hate that - sorry. I'm trying to compromise). Then he simultaneously presses my head and strokes my hair and says "There's a good girl." (See - one of the differences between Kat and me. She likes to be a bad girl.) Oh, (and this is really why I remembered him) and when we first met he stops and says "I just have to do something first..." My nose screw had come un-screwed. He leans forward and pushes it back. (By the bead. There was no snot involved. I know at least one person was worried about that.) I told him thank you, and that it was the nicest thing a customer had done for me all week. You know. Besides paying me.

So gosh, FBR - maybe there is something to this whole "regular" thing, after all?

FBR
08-28-2007, 06:21 PM
So gosh, FBR - maybe there is something to this whole "regular" thing, after all?

That's great :) And trust me when I tell you it will only get better over time.

FBR

mollyzmoon
08-29-2007, 09:21 AM
I didn't read this whole thread because it's so long, but I hope I understand the gist of what we are supposed to post. I had a fun work night the other day so I thought I'd share...but maybe this is not as fun for guys to read? But anyway.

I came in early (5pm) because I wanted to work a double and make lots of money. There were only four girls there, so things started off well. This guy was doing the thing where they refuse to answer the question "do you want to have some fun?". Just ignoring the question. So I press for an answer and he does the thing where he wants me to explicitly tell him what happens...then he starts asking for a deal. It's early, and I want this sale, so I say "if you buy five I'll throw in a sixth for free".

So we go and he does nothing, but keeps getting dances (usually they are touchy here). Then he says "wow I never get these but how great are lapdances, eh?". He gets to the five, so I dutifully give him the freebie...then he bought four more before I had to go on stage. Much better than I expected for an early evening sale...then after paying me he gave me his real estate business card! He told me that since he gave me business, I should buy a house from him some day.

I said "why are you in a hockey jersey on your business card?". He used to play professional hockey apparently, not NHL though, and it helps him sell houses. Only in Canada I think...it was funny.

Then right after stage I was going to go for a smoke break, but I decided to ask one more customer for a dance. And he was another spendy guy! Except he spent the whole eleven songs hilariously trying to dirty talk me about horseback riding activities. I didn't have to dance. I just had to sit there and say "oh yes, that is exactly what we riding girls think about! Yes, yes, ooohh...how exciting!". He was so funny about it....this very long story, and then he started interjecting non sequitors about every other detail about me..."ooh, you have huge hands! oooh...girls with huge hands just adore anal sex, don't they?! Oooh, you're so kinky, I can tell...". Just the way he was saying it all...I was laughing, I couldn't help it, but the laughing just made me seem dirtier to him. And I didn't have to dance at all!

So I made $580 in two hours early evening, and it was all so entertaining! Unfortunately I was too lazy to stay and make it a great night. But I was able to catch a late movie by leaving early, and that was great.

The only downside is that I get in trouble sometimes at this club because they changed the rules in Ottawa, and I am used to dirty Quebec rules (so permissive...they even tell you that licking is fine except for the genitals...like everything that is not hj, bj, making out, or sex is totally fine there). So I know we're not allowed to grind, but I do this thing where I squat down and lean back over the guy...no rubbing! Just draping my back over his lap as it were. But the manager came by and said something. I apologized...the other night some girl kept giving me evil eyes. I don't want to be the dirty girl, but their rules are so confusing! I watch what everyone else is doing and I don't think I'm being any different. Oh well. I am doing my best to be good.

FBR
08-29-2007, 05:15 PM
^^ molly, good NATO :thumbsup: Workaday stuff is fine :)

You crotch drape was pretty mild. Your manager sounds like either a lame retard or he is a wus worried that the "new girl" might upset the dancers who have been there for a while. I hope you are able to keep some spice in your dances, though. I know there are surreptitious moves dancers often employ that are effective. You know, draw attention away with Move A so you can do Move B. A sleight of hand magician kind of thing.

FBR

crizgolfer
08-29-2007, 07:50 PM
Note to self....talk Horseback riding....;D

Lapaholic
08-30-2007, 12:02 PM
Molly your NATO made me laugh out loud!!! Giddyup!!!

Casual Observer
08-30-2007, 09:21 PM
Welcome, Molly.

And yes, your manager is a retard.

Nicolina
08-30-2007, 09:41 PM
^^^I know, how awesome is it that Molly has joined us down here in the basement dungeon???? ;D

I have to stay out of this thread, though, because it always makes me wanna go hold a gun to some SC manager's head and force him to let me work, just so I can come here and tell stories to my SCJs. ;D

FBR
08-30-2007, 10:02 PM
^^^I know, how awesome is it that Molly has joined us down here in the basement dungeon???? ;D

Nic LOL I really hope we can corrupt her. She seems to have potential }:D


I have to stay out of this thread, though, because it always makes me wanna go hold a gun to some SC manager's head and force him to let me work, just so I can come here and tell stories to my SCJs. ;D

Fuck that, just stay. Managers are pussies. But if you really need a weapon to force the issue, PM Jay. He is Semper Fi :)

FBR

xdamage
08-31-2007, 09:19 AM
Except he spent the whole eleven songs hilariously trying to dirty talk me about horseback riding activities. I didn't have to dance. I just had to sit there and say "oh yes, that is exactly what we riding girls think about! Yes, yes, ooohh...how exciting!".

LOL. I guess anything can be fetish material ;)

Docido
09-07-2007, 09:17 PM
I got me a new regular. Maybe. How many visits constitutes a "regular"? This is not my area of expertise.
He wears worn sweatpants. He wears underwear, but they are like the boxer shorts you buy in the packages of 3.

Your new custie sounds like a good guy. It's not just anyone who fixes the nose jewelry of random strippers.

Since your guy still wears underwear, I don't think he's a pervert. In fact he seems like the type of guy who would ask before ditching the skivvies.

I think it takes at least three consecutive visits before you can call him a reg.

Susan Wayward
09-14-2007, 02:20 AM
Hey, anyone know if it customary for men of the Jewish faith to celebrate Rosh Hashana at the strip club? Or were those guys just pulling my leg yesterday? I mean, they were, in the literal sense, but in the colloquial one? I can see Purim, maybe.

Also, you know what's douchebaggy? Acting (or being) impressed when your stripper uses a multisyllabic word. I'm trying to express myself concisely so as to cut down on the amount of time I'm talking in the PD room, not trying to be cute. I swear to god, I get over the many tiny sexual assaults, ignorant requests for personal information, and teeth-pulling for dollars, but nothing pisses me off as irreparably as those condescending fuckers who act all "Oh look, the stripper thinks she's people" when I speak. I would far rather be told to shut the fuck up than deal with that.

So screw you, drunk Jewish guys! You've ruined the perfect hitting streak members of the tribe previously held in my esteem.

That, by the way, capped off a day in my downtown club where we had a record-setting number of homeless and/or insane people walk in. Guy With Invisible Friends, why have that three-way conversation all alone? Meet Guy With Invisible Bandmates, who's alternately playing air guitar and air drums by the video poker. He was sitting next to Guy With Invisible Soap (that must be why he hasn't found it in weeks) but moved.

And here's Racist Tattoo Artists with Invisible Money at the stage! They tipped my ho-worker (like that one?) a business card with several spelling and copy editing errors. It advertised "Prison-Style Tattoos." Is that just with a guitar string and the motor from a tape player, or is there also anal rape involved?

I'd swing in here and say "But then the shift was saved" but it wasn't, it was just ridiculous and sucky, so then I went and ate delicious Vietnamese food with another stripper and a club regular, which was much, much more fun.

Lapaholic
09-14-2007, 12:19 PM
^^^ :rotfl:

What a crowd Susan!!!

Tell you what - if I can atone for all my sins by going to a SC then I will have a direct flight into heaven - lol ...

FBR
09-15-2007, 05:12 PM
Susan, I can't answer any of your questions but I enjoyed the NATO nonetheless. Thank you for the post :)

FBR

Howie
09-15-2007, 07:11 PM
I love the NATOs no matter how boring. Every ladies who posts in the blue should have to make a report at least once a month.

FBR
09-15-2007, 08:11 PM
I love the NATOs no matter how boring. Every ladies who posts in the blue should have to make a report at least once a month.

Howie, it would be nice if we had that kind of power. But pretty much all we can do is give our thanks for the contributions.

As I've said many times, the cool strippers hang out in Blue.

FBR

Susan Wayward
09-16-2007, 02:37 AM
As I've said many times, the cool strippers hang out in Blue.

Really? I thought it was the ones with the most unresolved Daddy issues, hence our craving for male attention and approval.

SeppeSai
09-16-2007, 08:53 PM
LOL, Susan. I'd pay extra, or more precisely, for more dances, for the intelligent talk. Some girls can barely string words together without laughing or making fools of themselves.

Katrine
09-18-2007, 10:03 AM
Daddy issues, check!

yoda57us
09-18-2007, 04:21 PM
Daddy issues? Where's Sporty???

Casual Observer
09-20-2007, 05:27 PM
I just thought the Blue girls were cool because they don't mind mixing it up in the rough crowd.

That's why I respect them more than the rest of the Pinkies.

mr_punk
09-20-2007, 06:25 PM
It would be icky if there was a neurotic underlayment beneath the bitch slapping I get from you, Jenny, Kat, Ev et al.hey, look on the bright side, FBR. if daddy's little girl didn't turn into daddy's worst nightmare and sought out men twice her age in an attempt to attain some emotional availability, encouragement, support etc from a father figure, then where would we be? besides, it could be worse. it's not like they're attention whoring on myspace or something. oops..never mind.

Docido
09-21-2007, 04:18 PM
Really? I thought it was the ones with the most unresolved Daddy issues, hence our craving for male attention and approval.

Like we guys don't have our own issues. ;D

Your club sounds like the redneck biker strip club I once visited. My vehicle was the only one in the lot that wasn't a pick-up and the dancers had more tats than the custies. Not to mention that sometime during the night some yahoo vomited on my car. Good times. :O

SportsWriter2
09-23-2007, 06:15 PM
Daddy issues? Where's Sporty???
I have a transformation line: "I'm not your daddy. I'm a friend of the family you should have had." :-\

The Snark
09-23-2007, 08:35 PM
You crack me up, Sporty. I've always imagined you as Frank Bascombe's mischievous twin brother.

Jenny
12-02-2007, 04:00 PM
When I worked last week I had a customer insist on giving me an airplane ride. I agreed largely because I wanted to know if they would let us. I'm sure everyone in that bar must hate it when I work. I bring out the crazy in people.