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FBR
01-15-2008, 07:20 PM
Cally, Lola, CC...thank you ladies for the excellent NATO's ;D

CC I can see that you want to dispose of Ratsnest. Like behead her and show it on a website. Please let us in on your plan }:D If it involves violence that would be double interesting. I mean, considering the testosterone here ;)

FBR

ColetteCalahan
01-15-2008, 07:41 PM
Way to recruit, JZ. You found some real writing talent. I think CC is going to win my Best Namer award for January. :)

*blushes and curtseys*

CC I can see that you want to dispose of Ratsnest. Like behead her and show it on a website. Please let us in on your plan }:D If it involves violence that would be double interesting. I mean, considering the testosterone here ;)

HAHAha... well... first I'll see if she's even worth formulating a plan. Most girls don't stay too long... the ones that do stay for years.

If she DOES stay and continues to usurp all the regs (though our customers tend to pillage the n00bs and go back to their normal routines) she will either a.) be run out of the club by fierce rumours started by those much cattier than myself or b.) find herself the unfortunate victim of a bottle of 1/2 Hairpray, 1/2 Brake Cleaner }:D I'm sure the blowtorch, er, dryer, would set that off like an overdecorated Christmas tree. ahhhh.... I can see it now.... ;) Well, she needs new extensions anyway!

(please note these fantasies of gore and scalp-burning violence are for amusement only.)

FBR
01-15-2008, 07:53 PM
(please note these fantasies of gore and scalp-burning violence are for amusement only.)

I bet your lawyer told you to say that :P Having acknowledged that, go girl }:D

FBR

Svelt
01-15-2008, 07:54 PM
Woot CC, sign me up for the fan club.

Jay Zeno
01-15-2008, 09:01 PM
Excellent work, ladies. Can't wait for the continuations. *beaming* And Jenny, you can come back in. Your company's here.

Jenny
01-15-2008, 09:07 PM
Well damn. Now what am I going to do with all the picketing signs you guys found for me?

I'll let you know if anything good happens tomorrow. People have been apparently asking for me since last week. I don't know what the fuck that means, but I'm nervous.

Richard_Head
01-15-2008, 09:21 PM
He says "But didn't you get the winking!!!!?"LMAO, how could you not get the winking.

Thanks ladies, very amusing stories.

FBR
01-15-2008, 09:26 PM
Thanks ladies, very amusing stories.

Agreed. Keep it coming. Thanks, ladies :)

FBR

Lapaholic
01-15-2008, 10:11 PM
Hmmm RatsNestBreast girl or hawty computer animation babe .... I know what my choice would be...

Thx CC

Bob_Loblaw
01-15-2008, 10:42 PM
It appears NATO is experiencing a renaissance. Thanks to the ladies and JZ!

Lola Rose
01-16-2008, 08:00 PM
LMAO, how could you not get the winking.

Thanks ladies, very amusing stories.

I seriously thought he just had a tick. or that maybe he thought it was sexy.



on another note, I'm slightly dissappointed no one got my tina referance.

FBR
01-16-2008, 08:20 PM
^^ I didnt get it. I'm sorry. I have a thick neanderthal forehead.

FBR

Docido
01-17-2008, 07:54 PM
Great NATO's! Keep them coming ladies...:D

Callyish
01-19-2008, 04:48 AM
Hmm mine from today is short and sweet.

I started my day by waiting over 30min for a cab. I almost missed my first show so I had to call the club and they got a girl to cover it for me.

So they tell me 'well we got this girl to do your 1:25 show and we had another girl call saying she can't make her 1:50 so you can do her show and that way you don't lose your show.'

Well that sounded perfect then the girl for the 1:50 showed up pissed off she was losing her show.

Anyway whatever I did the show, in my own little world, ignoring the asshole screaming 'I want to lick your snatch! Fist your c*nt for me baby!' ::) So another guy tips me $5 and goes 'please smile... thats all I ask'. So I did.

So after I finished my show I went into the changing room and curled up on the bunk bed and slept(yes the club im at this week has bunk beds and cable tv and a computer with internet in the changing room as its a stage only club.). So I slept for a few hours. I woke up feeling like shit and had to do a show at 6:05.

Well this show was boring as hell minus a regular customer who follows me around the 3 different clubs in Calgary. Hes a sweet old guy who tips me a $20 everytime he sees me and tells me he loves having me in town.

So finish this show and don't have another one till 9:30 so I just hung out in the changing room listening to random dancer drama. I ordered pizza for myself though so that was satisfying lol.

9:30 show comes along... bar is fairly busy so I do my devil show. The guys loved me... got to my 4th song to play the loonie game(note in Alberta dancers make their money by selling posters/magnets/keychains/lighters/teeshirts with their pictures on them to sell these posters guys must throw one or two dollar coins into a jug) well I was making good money except this group of assholes with their bitchy girlfriends were being rude and throwing the coins SUPER HARD at my tits... I was not happy. Whatever though I collected all my money... only sold a bunch of magnets though, no one threw enough to get a poster.

So when im signing my magnets(yes guys request the girls to sign their magnets) this one guy looks at me and goes 'you have the hottest tits ever) then tries to BITE THEM! Yes he tried to bite my boob through my shirt. I was shocked.

Then the group of guys with their fat cow girlfriends started commenting on how its so disgusting that girls get naked for money(duh umm why you in the strip club then?).

Well after signing my merch I went back into the changing room and slept some more lol. Then I started texting dirty with a hot guy in Winnipeg. Oh so entertaining.

Then one of the girls comes into the changing room and comes up with a brilliant plan about how we should start banging on the door that leads out of the changing room to the front of the bar where guys pay cover. So we starting banging on the door and screaming random shit like 'help us!! the bar locks us in here for hours and makes us having lesbian orgies!!' just random shit... was amusing to watch through the peep hole and see peoples reactions.

So after that I went to do my last show at 12:55... was a good show... did my angel costume, made lots of money, got even more bruises from having coins thrown at me(its never usually this bad).

Well at after that show it took me almost 2 hours to get a cab back to the dancer house... and here I am writing about my boring night.

Bob_Loblaw
01-19-2008, 11:15 AM
A boring Friday night in Calgary? :O How is that even possible?


Then the group of guys with their fat cow girlfriends started commenting on how its so disgusting that girls get naked for money(duh umm why you in the strip club then?).

Forget the heifers. What is with guys who bring them along? Especially knowing the girls will be competing amongst themselves for the title of Captain Bringdown?

mr_punk
01-19-2008, 09:03 PM
well I was making good money except this group of assholes with their bitchy girlfriends were being rude and throwing the coins SUPER HARD at my tits... I was not happy.okay, but what if they threw say 50 loonies bundled in a small sack. would you be happy with that?

hockeybobby
01-20-2008, 10:23 AM
okay, but what if they threw say 50 loonies bundled in a small sack. would you be happy with that?

Again with the sack of loonies projectile tipping?
I thought you were joking about it before Mr. P, but now I'm starting to wonder ???
hb

OdysseusNJ
01-20-2008, 12:40 PM
A (Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad) Day at the Office (well... I suppose I'm exaggerating... ;D )

CC, I don't know how I feel about this, you're going to be leading the SW males to the blue side if you keep writing hilarious stories like this. This and condom advice are the only things that have incited me to post over here in months.

EDIT - Oh and kudos to Jay, that was a good idea to make that request.

Callyish
01-20-2008, 02:11 PM
okay, but what if they threw say 50 loonies bundled in a small sack. would you be happy with that?

LoL nope...

I don't mind guys throwing loonies for tips(thats how we make our money in Alberta) but throwing them hard or heating them up and throwing them.. well id rather you not tip at all lol.

hockeybobby
01-20-2008, 04:30 PM
LoL nope...

I don't mind guys throwing loonies for tips(thats how we make our money in Alberta) but throwing them hard or heating them up and throwing them.. well id rather you not tip at all lol.

I'd hand you a fin from the side of the stage and thank you politely for the show. But that's just me. :)
hb

Callyish
01-27-2008, 08:02 PM
God work has been so boring lately...

I was working with Scarlett Vancouver last week(err this week?)

Rather uneventful really.... we did a duo shower show one night... umm... Scarlett kicked a guy in the head... on purpose lol.

I had to train a really hot new girl in the ways of life as a stage dancer...

Scarlett came to see me in my room last night and we hung out naked...

Oh and umm I yelled at a stupid coke head DJ :D

hockeybobby
01-27-2008, 08:12 PM
God work has been so boring lately...

I was working with Scarlett Vancouver last week(err this week?)

Rather uneventful really.... we did a duo shower show one night... umm... Scarlett kicked a guy in the head... on purpose lol.

I had to train a really hot new girl in the ways of life as a stage dancer...

Scarlett came to see me in my room last night and we hung out naked...

Oh and umm I yelled at a stupid coke head DJ :D

God, what a life. You and Scarlett naked, hanging out. Crazy canucks ;D
That's hot.
hb

Bob_Loblaw
01-27-2008, 08:35 PM
Rather uneventful really.... we did a duo shower show one night... umm... Scarlett kicked a guy in the head... on purpose lol.

I'm surprised accidentally-on purpose doesn't happen more often.

dangerousdiva
01-27-2008, 08:50 PM
Alright this is my first foray down here but what the hey, I''ll give it try. I know I'm no Jenny or CC but hopefully this is somewhat amusing.

I'm in a great mood and totally psyched up for work. I like to hit the floor early in hopes of finding a five hour VIP newb (a girl can dream, right?). It's happened, not often but enough to make a valiant attempt to hit it early.

After I crawl over girls, secure my locker, change, I finally, get on the floor. I do a couple of floor dances and waste some time with some LA idiot who buys me a drink and throws some cash my way in hopes someday I'll go clubbing with him. He throws some CS (I own a house in Mammoth blah blah). Whatever, things are picking up and I'm amused so I take off ready to pillage the thickening crowd.

First off, I hit the main stage (I usually score here easier at this time of the night), appalling dancer etiquette, I know but there's different rules where I work. I hook a Boston guy that I tease has no New England accent (us strippers luv accents), we proceed to the $100 room where he gets very excited early on and now his accent comes out. Also, his hands are so rough it was like sandpaper on my body ( guess it was the type of show that was in town). I have him tip “Egor” the host as we leave.

Egor has this annoying habit of always touching me, it's awkward, annoying and dumb to do in front of a customer. It also, reveals how new he is at this job. Really, I'm fine without the pat and rub as I walk by.

Fast forward through a few other nondescript visits to the $100 room, now the club is PACKED standing room only, with long lines to get into every VIP room. Irritating but I'm determined to make money so I'm on the prowl. I hook a very heavy, short, hairy guy and try to find the shortest line for the VIP. We make rounds through the club finally settling once again on Egor's room. We have to wait about 20 minutes so I commence with small talk. Where short fat hairy guy proceeds to tell me how rich he his, how he has the penthouse suite and how much he wants to take me shopping and out to dinner. My eyes glaze over but I've discovered, acting like I really believe him, allows me to deliver a very genuine response and this pleases him. Things are moving a long nicely.

Egor finally seats us and we begin, the guy isn't as horrible as I anticipate and it's easy to engage in his fantasy of how rich and affluent he is. Things proceed smoothly for a total of 4 sets (while he drinks straight Patron) and he tips me a bill on top. I felt rude asking him to tip Egor for me, but I had no change and that lurker definitely wanted his cut.

I now go back to the DR, which I avoid at all costs but it's time to revamp. I sit back there listening to my Ipod (an audio book) when some girl who I have no idea how she landed this shift walks back dragging a tall hot blond with her and seats her next to me. They're whispering amongst themselves and it's obvious the blond is quite intoxicated. The blond gives the fat ugly girl a $100 chip, further intriguing me but I MMOB. Anyways, fat girl leaves, blond leans over and slurs, “I'm drunk, wanna party”. I'm like what? So, she proceeds to tell me that she did a room and has been back there all night (Damn it!) and is now wasted and wants to sober up with someone. I say I'm not into that and she begs me to come to the bathroom with her as a look out. I decline, she then offers me a $100chip. I'm very tempted because I'm almost at my quota and would love to leave but still decline. I get her some crackers and water and head back onto the floor.

I pass by a group, one guy shoots out of his chair grabbing my arm and asks me to save his seat while he goes to the rest room. I say sure for $100, he looks dumbfounded and I laugh and walk off.

I work the floor doing some dances here and there, when I see the hot wasted blond in a certain area of the club where the pimps and drug dealers are known to hang. She grabs me and begs me to tell some pimp looking dude, that someone has been requesting her all night and she needs to come with me. I'm about to decline but she hands me a $100 chip and this time I take it. I grab her and try to take her to the DR but she's so out of it she can barley walk and is babbling nonsense to anybody passing by. She's wasting my time and now I'm worried to be associated with her that I up and leave her, estimating that I'm pretty close to my quota, check out with the DJ and head home. As I enter the dressing room fat ugly chick is in the office and looks like she's in serious trouble. I pack up and head out.

hockeybobby
01-27-2008, 09:15 PM
Nicely done dangerousdiva. Enjoyed it...thanks so much for sharing your evening with us!
hb

Richard_Head
01-27-2008, 09:22 PM
Alright this is my first foray down here but what the hey, I''ll give it try. I know I'm no Jenny or CC but hopefully this is somewhat amusing.Excellent first NATO.

What's the deal with the chip? What kind of chip?

dangerousdiva
01-27-2008, 09:37 PM
Excellent first NATO.

Thanks!


What's the deal with the chip? What kind of chip?

It was a $100 chip, when a customer runs his CC for VIP's or dances, the dancer receives chips (they're like casino chips) as payment. Most clubs issue funny money but my club issues chips.

Richard_Head
01-27-2008, 09:44 PM
It was a $100 chip, when a customer runs his CC for VIP's or dances, the dancer receives chips (they're like casino chips) as payment. Most clubs issue funny money but my club issues chips.Nice. Do you keep all of that or does the club take a cut when you cash it in?

dangerousdiva
01-27-2008, 09:51 PM
Nice. Do you keep all of that or does the club take a cut when you cash it in?

The club takes 10%, so it's actually only worth $90. The club also charges the customer 10% when running the card too. For example, $200 VIP customer CC is ran for $220 but only $200 in chips are given to the dancer, which in turn she cashes in for $180. So really the club is making %20 of CC transactions for dances/VIP's. This does not apply to bar tabs.

lestat1
01-27-2008, 10:03 PM
Excellent TR DangerousDiva!


I pass by a group, one guy shoots out of his chair grabbing my arm and asks me to save his seat while he goes to the rest room. I say sure for $100, he looks dumbfounded and I laugh and walk off.


He wanted his seat saved, you wanted some cash. Seems like there could've been a way to work a real deal here. 8)

Bob_Loblaw
01-27-2008, 10:06 PM
That was quite the debut DD. Well done! http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/clapping.gif

dangerousdiva
01-27-2008, 10:18 PM
Thanks guys! I'll try to keep em coming and improve my skills ;)



He wanted his seat saved, you wanted some cash. Seems like there could've been a way to work a real deal here. 8)

That's exactly what I had in mind but it seemed this guy hadn't adapted to his surroundings yet and still thought he was out at "da Club";D

I'll admit I can get a little impatient...I'm working on it

CalifSCVisitor65
01-27-2008, 10:36 PM
Wow interesting read, thanks for posting. 8)

lestat1
01-27-2008, 11:14 PM
Oh that was a serious offer? Wow, expensive area. $100 to save a seat! :O

miabella
01-28-2008, 01:49 AM
The Night I Lost Money Due To Insomnia

I was still working at my favorite all nude byob dive and I had been up for pushing four days-- no drugs or drinking, just a confusing inability to sleep longer than an hour a day. I'd come in already for a couple shifts during this insomnia, relying on monster energy drinks to make the drive in.

That particular night was my third shift i think without the sleep and i stumbled in to work. i was very disoriented-- all the club seemed to not quite have real substance. it all was so hallucinatory.

i just kind of wandered around, my hustle on autopilot the first part of the night, sipping a monster assault and wondering if i'd sleep once i got home finally. a couple hours in i told one of the girls in the dressing room that i wished it was meth or something, because then i could have slept by now. she just nodded and smiled like i was a customer and resumed dressing (she'd only just turned up).

the girl in question was one of my aesthetic favorites-- a very slim purple haired latina with sharp features whose slender limbs never failed to communicate sluttiness. she did extras, but only anal, because it was less personal.

anyhow, i left the dressing room and wandered into some younguns and they gave me some kind of wine cooler. i sipped a third of it or so and then just forgot i even had it. i found it later, untouched, and was startled because i thought i'd been carrying it the whole time.

this was during the halliburton-goes-to-iraq time and we had some contractors to be, heading out to iraq, wanting to spend their generous bonuses on us. i got a guy who was from san fran, and used to freakiness. i invoked the 'alternative mileage' concept i got from here and he was happy enough to get into vip with me.

it was very very very hot half hour, but i didn't let him finish his personals. he was grumbly, but since i had only danced, we settled on a bit less total than the other girls were getting from the contractors for an entire hour of extras (approx 300).

the waitress stole my moneys. she claimed i'd never mentioned my going to vip, or the settled amount. so when the customer paid, she didn't fill out a dance slip and claimed it all as her tip. at the time, i didn't realise he'd even paid the amount. i just assumed i'd been stiffed and complained to his friends.

he was irate that he wasn't able to get off and went next door to the massage parlor for a 150$ bj. i was so angry, thinking he'd cheated me. i even complained to the resident club regular (he brought drank for the girls 3 or 4 times a month). he empathised and offered me drank. i didn't take it.

my lack of sleep left me in a total state. i had trouble even understanding that what was happening was even real.

weeks later i was able to infer the waitress stole the moneys (since her idiot self got fired pretty much over that whole thing, heh), but at the time, i was just feeling like i would have been more coherent if only i'd gotten some sleep that week.

i still did ok for the night, but not as well as expected. when it got past 2am or so, i headed home and finally got some freaking sleep. insomnia is worse than any drug, i have to say.

i ended up taking a week off and doing disproportionately well the following weekday night.

crizgolfer
01-28-2008, 06:49 AM
DangerousDiva....to repeat what others have already said....thanks, for an excellent first NATO...very enjoyable read and I am pretty sure that we all want to see more...thanks!

Richard_Head
01-28-2008, 07:44 AM
insomnia is worse than any drug, i have to say.LMAO, funny story.

Jay Zeno
01-28-2008, 01:13 PM
I didn't understand the chip, either, but it was a very entertaining read.

Lola Rose
01-28-2008, 03:27 PM
so, i was out of town working, and i'd been there, hustling my ass off, for 3 hours already. I had 100$ after to, and I was super frusturated.

I go change, and then go on stage. some guy tips me and asks me to come see him after. He had 6 other girls, and only him. I go, and a few minutes later we're all back in vip. he barely speaks english, and 4 of the dancers are spansish speaking, so i really didn't do much, except dance here and there. Myself and the 2 other english speaking girls are talking unrelated shit, just about how glad we are to have bagged this guy, and how shitty the night was otherwise. We also mention a bunch of other innappropriate things, 1 girls is bitching about cramps, I was complaining about needing to get laid. the listened to me speculate about what hot latin boy would be like in bed, where he had all this cash from..... (he paid for all 7 girls to be in an hour long room, and tipped us each a hundred dollars, all in cash!!!! And got 2 bottles of patron, and a few bottles of champagne! )

so at the end of the hour, he calls me aside, and in perfect english, comments on our convo! I blushed so baddly, and stutter out an apology.

/he says no need, it was really entertaining. Then he slips me his card, and a bunch of cash. He said he's in room 217 at the mariot, and that he'd be happy to shjow me how good of a lover a pourto rican man is!

He smiled and walked away, and a look at the card, and the money. He'd given me 1000$!!!! hah! I left early, and treated myself to dinner at a nice resturant, and laughed my ass off.

doc-catfish
01-28-2008, 03:53 PM
Nice submissions ladies. Glad to see this thread hopping again.

hockeybobby
01-28-2008, 05:36 PM
the girl in question was one of my aesthetic favorites-- a very slim purple haired latina with sharp features whose slender limbs never failed to communicate sluttiness. she did extras, but only anal, because it was less personal.

:O Jeez, are they having anal sex like right there in the club???
Great NATO miabella. Loved it, thanks! ;D


He smiled and walked away, and a look at the card, and the money. He'd given me 1000$!!!! hah! I left early, and treated myself to dinner at a nice resturant, and laughed my ass off.

Cha-Ching!!! and you were all apologetic too, thinking you'd goofed up. You just never know man.

Thank you Lola Rose, you're a good sport. ;)
hb

hockeybobby
01-28-2008, 05:40 PM
Since I'm stuck in town due to road conditions, I'm on the prowl for some more fodder for you all. I'll see what i can up with tonight;D

that's the spirit dd. Can't wait to hear more of your exploits!
I'm such a junkie.;D
hb

lestat1
01-28-2008, 05:48 PM
mia, is there anything you can take to help with your insonia? :-\

EDIT: Sorry if I'm being nosy.

Jay Zeno
01-28-2008, 09:09 PM
she did extras, but only anal, because it was less personal. I suspect this matter-of-factness is one reason guys like Blue. You don't get that casualness upstairs much about some subjects.

Great NATOs, Women of Blue.

Kaylinn
01-29-2008, 06:27 AM
Hell, I'm bored..I don't wander to blue often...Hope this is right...

Few months ago...
The night begins when a very beautiful SW female bring her male customer in to see me and buy some dances. I had a very enjoyable time, dancing for her mostly, and a few times for her customer. We drank, danced, talked and had a great time. They totally set the mood for the rest of the night.

As soon as they left, I approached an Indian man who was a quick easy sell to the 3 for $100 VIP. Unmemorable, but pleasant. I departed his company when the room finished and set out to find my next victim. Just as I was closing that sale for a VIP, I was paged to the VIP room, so I excused myself momentarily to see what they wanted. They had a man waiting, ready to buya 3 for $100, I upsold him to the $200 half hour room. We had a nice time and half way through that room, I talked him into going up to the Skybox for $500, plus s $250 bar tab.
We had a fun time, he was quite drunk, had a funny English accent, and ate strawberries off my tummy. I made him ask first, and would point to the spot where he was allowed to eat the strawberry. He kept getting to horney and sexually frustrated sayign how bad he needed to come, and he woudl start smacking himself in the crotch. I asked him if he needed to use the restroom, but he would decline.
After that hour was up, I managed to get him back downstairs for another half hour VIP. More of the same.
When that time was up, I presented him the idea that instead f staying in VIP for another $260 ( $60 bartab) He could pay me the $260 and we could sit on the floor and dance for 45 minutes. He paid me and off we went to find a seat on the floor.
I had been with this guy for over 2 and a half hous now, was bored out of my mind by him and needed a break, so I excused myself to the restroom to have a smoke and just chill for a minute. When I returned to our seat, he was gone, and a host said he had left by limo out the backdoor.....
I was relieved he was gone, knew he was tapped out, and felt kinda bad he paid me and left.

So I moved on.

Met a boxer that was filming some tv show next door, who said that as a boxer, he had to refrain from sex because it was bad energy to fight with:O
Whatever..he was convinced into a VIP room within 5 minutes, where he was a complete gentleman and rather pleasant. Although he asked if I could meet him in his room after work for sex. I said I thought you couldn't have sex? He said..yeah... I'll make an exception... LOL. I bet you would! I told him I would love to, and I only charged the minimal fee of $500,000. I told him normally I charge 1 million, but he was good looking, so I knocked half off :P Unfortunatly, he didn't have 500 grand in cash laying around at the moment, so he had to decline.

It was well into morning by then, I was tired and happy, having a 100% sucess rate with no rejections, and no $20 lapdances done all night. All VIP sells and no overly grabby, octupus handsy annoying jackasses. Mentally draining hard work...but well worth it, and I left with over $1500, after tipouts. Not a bad night. My most sucessful in months...and last sucessful night to date.

Lapaholic
01-29-2008, 07:02 AM
<snip> I only charged the minimal fee of $500,000.

1, 2, 3, ....

hockeybobby
01-29-2008, 02:26 PM
Thank you for that excellent NATO Kaylinn. In light of your recent difficulties, it is particularly thoughtful and generous of you to think of your friends over here on the blue side. Much appreciated !! You are always welcome here.

I'm sooooo curious about the SW hottie you danced for!! That's such a cool thing, her bringing a customer with her to see you.
hb

miabella
01-29-2008, 03:28 PM
mia, is there anything you can take to help with your insonia? :-\

EDIT: Sorry if I'm being nosy.


i don't know if you're familiar with patrick o'brian's series of novels about Captain Jack Aubrey (bits of a few were made into the film Master and Commander with Russell Crowe), but there is a character illustrative of my insomnia.

there's a minor character who's a professional novelist (kind of like dickens was), and the guy had trouble meeting his deadlines because he'd write the thing out in his head and then not want to scribble it down.

so the minor character started going for walks in the woods, only thinking up the beginning of the novel and then running into a tree. then he went home and was able to scribble because he hadn't composed so totally in his head.

i'm given to insomnia because i compose like that guy and don't want to run into trees. but maybe i should give it a tumble.

as for the horrible four day insomnia thing, that was the worst incidence of it, and in general i just tend to sleep lightly or go 36 or 48 hours without sleep occasionally.

SportsWriter2
01-29-2008, 04:52 PM
Lola Rose and Kaylinn, both interesting and well written NATOs. But perhaps some beautiful dancer can come down here and write something like, "I only cleared $178, but I fell in love with a geek." Even if it's not true.

Thank you, Shrek :-\

crizgolfer
01-29-2008, 06:23 PM
I told him I would love to, and I only charged the minimal fee of $500,000. I told him normally I charge 1 million, but he was good looking, so I knocked half off :P Unfortunatly, he didn't have 500 grand in cash laying around at the moment, so he had to decline.

The Crizgolfer change jar has this one covered...oh yeah...;)