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JoeUnCool
02-25-2008, 07:26 AM
I'm not sure if you are misunderstanding me or just ignoring me; you are a customer when you walk into the club as anything but an employee. If you are a customer who rejects me you have zero percent chance of getting a date. If you are a customer who does not reject me, are someone that I like and find attractive (in more than the generic sense) and someone that I enjoy dancing for your chances for a date improve. This is not a catch-22. It starts off at zero - customer who declines to spend money, regardless of any other personal characteristics and gradually gets higher. I think one would be a pretty stupid human being if one imagines that a woman's interest is excited by rejection; maybe this is a catch-22 for the exceptionally stupid? Well - I don't want to date them anyway.

The word "Duh" comes to mind reading this post. I think the honest dating is somewhat more common than people think, but still fairly low, as in 5-10% of dates are actually honest dates on both sides. The number might be lower as in 1%, but I know its not going to be higher.

Me, I just want to go in, relax, what some sports, have a couple of bottled waters (yes, I don't drink at a club), have some entertainment with a favorite girl, and then get out. No drama is allowed. I'm too old for drama.

The_Oceans
02-25-2008, 12:20 PM
Hee, I said "hockey bukkake" out loud. :D

hockeybobby
02-25-2008, 04:25 PM
No hockey bukakke for me.

They didn't try to lay a finger on me, much less whip it out, very much living up to their national standard of politeness. SK boys don't get to see a lot of strippers; it's the one province where strip clubs are illegal in CA. Though I tossed them my thong before I left, and saw one of them pull it on and start stuffing his junk into it. I thought about hanging out for the showers.}:D

Hockey Bukakke !!! that's classic Susan. ;D

It was like hat-trick heaven for the team. Repressed Saskatchewan dudes getting a sexy stripper show in the locker room right before a game that means something. It doesn't get much better than that...unless, like you say, you showered with them after. That would be the Stanley Cup winning goal right there.

They didn't even know they were hosting a SW luminary. You rock Susan!
hb

Golden_Rule
03-06-2008, 04:20 PM
Ah the great catch 22 of the "date the dancer" game.

Not spending makes you look cheap/as if you're rejecting the dancer and spending regularly puts you into the "customer category", which promptly reduces your chance of a date anyway.

I only know what works for me but I manage to avoid all that stuff by not concerning myself with it. Why worry about what categories people are putting you in? As long as you are being fair with folks than their desire to pigeon hole you is their problem.

You can't be bummed about not dating strippers if it is never your intention to date strippers [or anyone else for that matter].

Strip-clubs are emporiums of adult entertainment. I enter them to be entertained. What defines entertainment for me can, and frequently does, change from experience to experience but entertainment is my sole expectation.

Anything else positive that comes out of being in the strip-club is total gravy.

The funny thing I have noted is that little to no desire to be anything other than entertained has, perhaps, allowed for more to evolve than might have happened otherwise. Maybe because with all the other hills it has to climb over to get there it didn't have to climb over that one as well. :)

Rip
03-29-2008, 11:55 AM
most of the change rooms I've been in are gross, embarassingly wretched places.


-- Not to mention SMELLY!! Props to you -- what a stomach.

Rip

hockeybobby
04-02-2008, 05:53 AM
It' been soooo long since we had a NATO. I want one. I'm officially asking the Universe to provide one for me.

MsQwerty
04-08-2008, 10:15 PM
Night at the office?
Well stand by for my exciting post! :-\
I worked 3 nights last week in Sydney which is the first time Ive worked for a while. Heres the summary.
Had an asthma attack on my first night so had to run to hospital. It was sort of funny. The guy in charge of emergency is my sort of guy - quite freaky and randomly swears whilst treating people. Unfortunatly my conversation was cut short by other sick people and I got chatted up by a 20 year old drunk man with a split head dispite that I was gasping for air in an asthma mask. I ran back to work again and was on stage dancing up a storm just 25 minutes after my last nebulizer.
I caught up / drank beers with several old friends / customers who I havent seen for 6-12 months, looked after a passed out waitress who was vomiting blood over the toilet and changing room floors for a while. Bitched with other dancers about how quiet the strip clubs in Sydney have become...
Did lots of stage and private shows, laughed a lot, had heaps of fun as always. The club tended to be a bit on the quiet annoying side towards the end of each night though so I spent my last few podiums dancing over to customers, spinning their seats around away from the stage, tipping them out whilst yelling "Fuck off & go home you cunts!" over the top of the music.

I_luv_dancers!
04-09-2008, 05:41 AM
^^^I hope we have a new regular contributor!

Thanks Ms Q.

hockeybobby
04-09-2008, 06:33 AM
Thanks for the little peek at your SC persona. Nice NATO MsQ!

MsQwerty
04-09-2008, 07:33 AM
Lol, thank you. Well Im back to work in Brisbane tomorrow so well see (-:

Lonelily
04-09-2008, 10:18 AM
Paying my dues so as to be welcomed on the boys' side. :P

A record of my last NATO:

After gradually losing interest in my usual "dark and sultry, verging on gothic" persona, I decided to switch things up and go with a whimsical look at my club--seeing all the girls in fishnet dresses, the same old tiny bikinis, etc., bored me. So I went with a more cute, innocent, girly look, pairing pieces I'd never tried before: A teeny tiny white skirt, under which there peeked lacy white boyshorts with blue ribbon tying them up--and under that, of course, lurked the requisite white t-back. Went with a blue and white sparkly bikini top, my light-up clear heels and...pig-tails. I'd never tried banking on the young look before and, frankly, I didn't feel like fixing my hair, so I figured I'd give it a shot!

Who knew you men were so dirty?!? :) I couldn't get a moment by myself the entire night! Nor did I find that I needed hustle terrifically hard--my two stage sets were sufficient in lining up 5 or 6 stable customers for the night. I will say this, though--guys who like the younger girl look are some grabby motherfuckers! I'm not squeamish when it comes to contact--I worked in Dallas, after all--land of heavy 2-way contact dances. My philosophy tended to be "So long as you don't lick me or attack me with your fingers in any areas covered by fabric, I won't stick my heel up your ass." I got MORE men trying to shove their entire freakin' hand up vajayjay-land that night than I ever had before. Made me wonder how many of the men I was catering to had kids. :-\

Needless to say, however, I think going the perv-route was a success. If I ever decide I'm ballsy enough to brave dancing again, I'll explore the Lolita look further.

hockeybobby
04-09-2008, 10:32 AM
SCHWING !! nice NATO lily. FBR will surely honour you with a Blue hall pass for this. ;)

crizgolfer
04-09-2008, 03:53 PM
Thanks MsQwerty...you rock!

Have fun in Brisbane...wish I could be there...;)

crizgolfer
04-09-2008, 03:56 PM
Thanks Lily!

Do you charge them extra for that heel up the ass thing? Sounds kind of kinky...

Lonelily
04-09-2008, 03:58 PM
God, I love the ballbusters! ;) Some of my favorite custies.

Of course, the poor men that happen to witness such violence--I feel for them...

Docido
04-09-2008, 04:02 PM
Thank you Lily and Ms Q. ;D

Chili Palmer
04-09-2008, 04:05 PM
So I went with a more cute, innocent, girly look, pairing pieces I'd never tried before: A teeny tiny white skirt, under which there peeked lacy white boyshorts with blue ribbon tying them up--and under that, of course, lurked the requisite white t-back. Went with a blue and white sparkly bikini top, my light-up clear heels and...pig-tails. I'd never tried banking on the young look before and, frankly, I didn't feel like fixing my hair, so I figured I'd give it a shot!

Who knew you men were so dirty?!? :) I couldn't get a moment by myself the entire night!

I posted about this before. No matter how much PLs pretend or posture otherwise, the schoolgirl look is about a close to lead pipe lock for banking as exists in this business.

Thank you very much for sharing this story. Feel free to drop more anytime. You too, MsQ.

CP

lestat1
04-09-2008, 04:57 PM
God, I love the ballbusters! ;) Some of my favorite custies.

Of course, the poor men that happen to witness such violence--I feel for them...

I detect the presence of stories. Sounds like we need another NATO. ;)

crizgolfer
04-09-2008, 05:10 PM
Hey Lily...I am with Stat on this one. Sounds like we need some "juicey" NATO's from you.

Sorry dear, but we can't help it. We are guys after all and guys generally like it when other guys get their asses kicked...particularly when it is a hot chick delivering the ass kicking...if she happens to be in a schoolgirl outfit...well, that is better than Christmas morning...;)

Snappa
04-09-2008, 06:41 PM
I dunno. Those ball-busting stories make me doubt the collective sanity of the human race. I mean, pay money for someone, even a hot naked chick, to repeatedly kick me in the jimmy? I just don't get it.

But thanks for the NATOs ladies. This thread was withering away.

hockeybobby
04-09-2008, 06:47 PM
I dunno. Those ball-busting stories make me doubt the collective sanity of the human race. I mean, pay money for someone, even a hot naked chick, to repeatedly kick me in the jimmy? I just don't get it.

But thanks for the NATOs ladies. This thread was withering away.

I'm with you there Snappa, i don't get the nut kicking either. But the lucky thing for those dudes is there's lots of chicks willing to oblige.

Jay Zeno
04-09-2008, 09:06 PM
MsQwerty and Lonelilly, you are most welcome.

VeraLynn
04-15-2008, 07:42 PM
Hi everyone! Here's my initiation NATO post. I hope you enjoy it.

Background: My club has two sides, one is a juice bar, totally nude, and the other serves alcohol and is topless. I work the nude side 95% of the time, as I simply prefer to be naked and the lap dances don't have to be done on a "stage." It's less awkward to me.



Lately I've been arriving early at open (7pm) instead of my scheduled arrival time of 9pm. Seem a few businessmen would filter in. The club would be very slow.. with only a few customers. Other girls would just assume there was more income to be had on the alcohol side of the club, so they'd go on stage and then disappear to the other side. I'd be my usual friendly self and end up getting dances with nearly everyone who came in and tipped at the stage because nobody else was even asking.

This particular night, no businessmen. I was working hard just to find that 95% of the clientele was between the ages of 18 and 21 without much disposable income. The compliments flowed, jaws dropped, but there wasn't much cash to be earned.

Then I found a couple of guys who were able to let some cash flow and enjoy themselves more than just watching the stage. They didn't make me rich by any means... but at that point, knowing I had at least 3 bills to go home with was a GREAT feeling.

So I get called up on stage again and as usual, leave my tiny zippered purse at the back of the stage in the center. I throw my outfit to it as I take it off... and continue dancing. Then I had too many singles in my hand and decided to bring them to the pile. Just for good measure, I poke around and make sure my little purse is still there. It's not.

My heart starts pounding. I wander around trying to check the floor. I come down from stage and frantically walk in circles. I walk back onto stage. The girl who was on stage with me is looking at me funny. "Someone took my money!!!" I yell to her. She comes over and tells me to look in her purse, sitting also at the back end of the stage. This is someone I trust, but needing to do something.. ANYthing.. I look through her bag quickly. And unsurprisingly don't mind my money. I run off stage again. Tell the DJ, who doesn't seem to really know what to do. "Well if we don't know who took it we can't do anything." "Well," I say, "Who was the girl who got off stage as the other girl was coming up with me?"

They ask her. Also someone I would generally trust.

I walk into the back room, visibly shaken. There on the counter in the dressing room is my money. A couple of dancers who have worked at the club for years and years were standing there. They asked why I'd left it in the dressing room. I hadn't! They basically accused me of being stupid with my money. I told them it was with me on stage as always, and then it was suddenly gone. Supposedly a particular dancer found it and gave it to the DJ from the other side, which was already closed for the night, and he was hanging out on the nude side. She walked into the back right then and I gave her a big hug, thanking her profusely. She reacted not at all. This particular dancer I wouldn't trust. Someone said she probably wanted to steal it but was scared she'd get caught. Then I heard she'd found it "on stage." Well, duh.. that's where I was! That's where it was supposed to be!! AND it was all in there.

I felt so bad for freaking out.... it took me like 45 minutes to finally get my mojo back. I also apologized to that girl on stage who let me go through her bag. Someone told me she thought I was yelling at her. Nope, just yelling. My bad. I found $50 on the floor after the whole incident was over which helped me recover, too. At the end of the night I had exactly $500 earned. It was an up and down night, but I did alright anyway.

crizgolfer
04-15-2008, 07:46 PM
Nicely detailed NATO...thank you so much VeraLynn...;)

FBR
04-15-2008, 07:53 PM
Outstanding NATO Vera ;D

FBR

Jay Zeno
04-15-2008, 08:20 PM
A nice description of a slice of life some degrees off of ordinary. Kudos.

VeraLynn
04-15-2008, 08:45 PM
Nicely detailed NATO...thank you so much VeraLynn...;)

YW.. was afraid it would be TOO detailed. Glad it wasn't!

Thanks also Jay, and FBR.

I'm not normally one to freak out. Ever. So the whole thing really put me off-kilter.

FBR
04-15-2008, 08:47 PM
YW.. was afraid it would be TOO detailed. Glad it wasn't!

We appreciate your concern. As unlikely as it is, if you are too detailed we will let you know.

FBR

GenWar
04-16-2008, 05:36 AM
Background: My club has two sides, one is a juice bar, totally nude, and the other serves alcohol and is topless. I work the nude side 95% of the time, as I simply prefer to be naked and the lap dances don't have to be done on a "stage." It's less awkward to me.


Hmm...I think I got sick in this club one night in 2006. :O

GJ, Vera. Nice TR. I could FEEL your fear. :-\

-gen

xdamage
04-16-2008, 06:26 AM
VL -

The NATO wasn't necessary, but it is a good way to introduce yourself to the blue side participants. ;)

hockeybobby
04-17-2008, 04:25 PM
Nicely done VeraLynn. Thanks for the NATO!

I_luv_dancers!
04-18-2008, 06:44 AM
Welcome Vera Lynn. Thanks for the NATO.

Love your avatar pic!

VeraLynn
04-18-2008, 11:48 AM
VL -

The NATO wasn't necessary, but it is a good way to introduce yourself to the blue side participants. ;)

I know I didn't *have* to, but I like to share. :p

& thanks, I_luv_dancers! - That pic makes me feel good about what another dancer said about me about a month ago. She said I always look so round, curvy, and soft on stage, very sexy. It was a little odd at first, but now I can sorta see what she means from that pic. I'm 103 pounds at 5'1" for heaven's sake, so looking soft wasn't something I would have thought of. Bony, maybe...

lestat1
04-18-2008, 05:46 PM
I know I didn't *have* to, but I like to share. :p

& thanks, I_luv_dancers! - That pic makes me feel good about what another dancer said about me about a month ago. She said I always look so round, curvy, and soft on stage, very sexy. It was a little odd at first, but now I can sorta see what she means from that pic. I'm 103 pounds at 5'1" for heaven's sake, so looking soft wasn't something I would have thought of. Bony, maybe...

I'm slow somtimes. I just now noticed your siggy link. Regarding this:
http://www.veralynn.org/Glenn0035.jpg

I'd like to say: thank you! :10: That is all.

Susan Wayward
04-18-2008, 11:39 PM
Well, that's nice, but this one is my favorite (NSFW): http://www.veralynn.org/Modeling/art903.html

Perfect breasts!

GenWar
04-19-2008, 04:26 AM
As long as we are picking favorites...

http://www.veralynn.org/Petro047.jpg

Did I mention that cyan is my favorite color?

-gen

miabella
04-28-2008, 03:04 AM
I Just Wanna Hear Girls Talk (about mah hawt body)

It was a moderate-crowd Saturday night. Unfortunately, it was not an overall spending crowd. Girls were getting grumbly, and there were a smidge more girls than was ratio-suitable for the crowd. I bounced around wannadancing, not from laziness, but from expedience. Getting 1-2 songs here and there I knew would add up comfortably on such a night.

Around 12 or so (around the peak hours, but with a non-peak crowd it hardly mattered) a dude came in with his woman. She had gazongas into the next century. And she was new to...experiencing the touch of a woman.

Well, like CP, I brake for b00bs. So I immediately told her dude that I loved women and wanted to get to know her (boobs) better. We all scampered off to VIP. The girl and I ravished each other's boobs and the guy literally flung 20s in my general direction. Every couple songs I raised my head from b00bville to burble 'more money, you should go get more money', and he did. So the pile of money grew and grew.

Finally I'd had enough orgasms that I was raw, so I called a halt to the proceedings. I thanked the girl for her b00bs and the guy for the moneys and they left grinning like fools.

I stumbled out of VIP, tidied up in the dressing room and then finished out the night with random dances.

As the club closed and all the girls were prepping to leave, I was grumbling about not making a decent amount for a weekend night. Then I leafed through my money and realised I'd failed to add my pile of 20s from gazonga-girl and SO. It about doubled my take. I lolled at my absent-mindedness (clearly I was thinking about other things) and considered the night a double win-- above average money and megaboobs.

The End.

hockeybobby
04-28-2008, 04:43 AM
A couple more thoroughly satisfied customers, and the exception to the rule (girls are bad for business) proved, in convincing fashion.

Thanks for the well written NATO mia!

Chili Palmer
04-28-2008, 11:35 AM
...and considered the night a double win-- above average money and megaboobs.

If I did signatures, I believe this would be the line I'd choose. Thanks, miabella!

CP

Lapaholic
04-28-2008, 01:15 PM
Mia do feel the same about man-boobs - im just asking - u know - hypothetically?

TheSexKitten
04-28-2008, 04:19 PM
I might as well contribute! So here's my first story... :)

I arrived last night at around 7:45 pm, went immediately to the back to slip into my outfit, and from there was called immediately to stage. I danced to Jimi Hendrix, and halfway through my set my regular walked in and sat down at the rail.

After stage, he and I sat and chatted for a bit and then we exchanged writings. I brought in a recent essay for English class analyzing the sexual double standards in modern western culture, and he brought in a funny little story full of puns for me to read. His was awesomely clever; he said mine was better than be expected and that I'm much smarter than he thought. We did a couple dances and since the club was dead I ran over to my friends C and L and L's bf since he was in the club. L's bf got to look like a superpimp while the bored strippers hung out with him, and then I was off in search of my next victim.

I sold 3 dances to a nice Korean club reg, but it was a bit awkward since my club recently went from medium two-way contact to complete air but nevertheless he was very pleased and vowed to come see me next Sunday.

The place was slow as shit, so I sold a couple dances here and there and then sat with L's bf and watched her onstage. She is a complete goddess. Her pole tricks blow everyone out of the water, and I was completely tripping out. Unfortunately, the club was so shitty last night she and other sexy high-earning girls ended up doing very poorly which made me even more grateful for the relative pittance I managed to squeeze out ofthe crowd.

I got to do 5 dances for a super hot Korean sushi chef guy, which was fun. 8)

My most memorable stage set of the night raked in about $50 for 2 songs. I wore my schoolgirl outfit and danced to "Another Brick in the Wall" and "Young Lust".

Time was dragging by until the very end of the night when I sat down with a cool dude from Joisey. We had a lot of fun talking, and he plotzed when I told him how old I am. "You're what fantasies are made of!" he said, and so we went back and did dances until the DJ shut off the music, and he tipped me a $20.

All in all, I didn't make great money, but I had a lot of fun and I was very grateful for the money that I managed to leave with.

crizgolfer
04-28-2008, 04:22 PM
Mia and TSK...thanks for the NATOS ladies...you are great sports! ;)

hockeybobby
04-28-2008, 04:37 PM
Thanks TSK. Like the song selection with the jailbait outfit. No big surprise on the big stage tips there. ;)

FBR
04-28-2008, 04:43 PM
Finally I'd had enough orgasms that I was raw, so I called a halt to the proceedings. I thanked the girl for her b00bs and the guy for the moneys and they left grinning like fools.

Whoa. Mia, I'm not really into g/g but you gave this old man a rare but much appreciated boner just reading your NATO :)


All in all, I didn't make great money, but I had a lot of fun and I was very grateful for the money that I managed to leave with. TSK, you sure this your first NATO? Outstanding!

Oh, and please don't be so humble and appreciative of the money. I want to visualize you as an evil, greedy stripper raping and pillaging every wallet in the club with no remorse }:D

Great NATO's ladies. Thank you ;D

FBR

Susan Wayward
04-29-2008, 12:46 AM
I'm going back out to BFE next week, where the hockey players were last time, so I hope to have something entertaining for y'all from the barren midwest.

FBR
04-29-2008, 06:23 PM
Looking forward to the NATO. Like your new avatar, BTW.

FBR

TheSexKitten
04-29-2008, 06:53 PM
TSK, you sure this your first NATO? Outstanding!

Oh, and please don't be so humble and appreciative of the money. I want to visualize you as an evil, greedy stripper raping and pillaging every wallet in the club with no remorse }:D


;D *takes a bow* Glad you enjoyed! I think I'll be posting stories more frequently.

Susan Wayward
04-29-2008, 06:58 PM
Oh, god, I forgot about the batshit audition at work yesterday. Mondays are the only days auditions are held at my little club, so there are usually several during the opening shift between 11:30 - 4:30. There was an unremarkable blonde, a cute redhead, and then the crazy one showed up around 3:45 p.m. This is a tiny, tiny place and only two of us on the morning shift, alternating three song sets. It was a pretty good day -- I had more $5s and $20s from stage than I did singles, and I'd done quite a few dances as well.

So audition #3 is getting ready to come on stage. Before even getting changed, she was talking a nonstop stream of shit about the club a few blocks away, where "it's full of hookers. I mean, I'll grind some dick, but these girls!" Ok, cool, you talk shit. Also, you talk nonstop. Ah, my favorite dressing room guessing game: What Kind of Stimulant Are You Abusing (or Are You Just Annoying)?

She's also wearing a baseball cap, perhaps to conceal the imperfectly placed fake ponytail. And a large metal belt around the waist (baby tummy). She's quite cute in the face, though, and pretty skinny, though not toned, and may have had a shot had she packed up and left immediately after her audition.

But she didn't. See, with only two dancers on shift, there's no hiring and immediate working here. The schedule is made in advance, a week at a time. This gal, however, sits down at my rack after her audition, still in stripper gear, and starts hustling the two customers there. I'm supremely unconcerned about this, having already danced for both of them, one of whom has paid me in advance for more TK after this set. Also, they're from Texas, too, and we're getting along great. But I get an earful of her hustle, which is something like this:

Buy me a drink!
Do you wanna get high?
Wanna dance? What? I can't do dances here? Oh, I gotta change? Be right back!
Buy me a drink!
Wanna get high? I got some weed!

The two guys are clearly way more amused than annoyed, thank god. I don't know what the hell the bartender/mgr is thinking (other than, oh, good these guys are buying drinks for five people now instead of four. Oh, okay, I know what she was thinking after all). I'm wondering exactly how long she'll stay here and how much she's gonna offer to do these guys for behind the club.

But I guess it turned out she really did just want to sell them some weed. Thank god those guys had a sense of humor.

I unfortunately couldn't escape her for another ten minutes as she hung out in the dressing room babbling at me and one of the badass midshift dancers. "What's up bitches? Oh, hey, don't be offended, I call everyone bitches and whores!"

Badass: "Not me. You won't call me anything."

Me: dying laughing on the inside

Batshit: "So I really wanna work here. What's it like? You think I'll get on nights?"

Me: "I'm not really listening to you. I'm answering this text message. We're going to have some quiet time now, OK?'

Batshit: finally shuts up for thirty seconds and leaves.

I hope she didn't make the manager forget about the cute redhead.

hockeybobby
04-30-2008, 09:02 AM
I find the things you girls see and hear on an average shift to be endlessly entertaining. Nice NATO Susan. Thanks.

Susan Wayward
04-30-2008, 12:14 PM
They are. It's one of the perks of the job.