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crizgolfer
04-30-2008, 08:41 PM
Excellent NATO...I think I may have met that dancer...a few times... ;)
Chili Palmer
04-30-2008, 09:42 PM
I find the things you girls see and hear on an average shift to be endlessly entertaining. Nice NATO Susan. Thanks.
"And now I know why I've always lost out to guys like you. It's not the uniforms, it's the stories. Lee Harvey, when your friends took that cow, and you tried to make it with that cow...I wanna party with you..."
Great stuff, Susan. Color me odd, but a well written stripper story is so much better than just another stripper pic. Always appreciate the sharing.
CP
Casual Observer
05-01-2008, 07:12 PM
Nice, Susan.
<S> Susan W
SeppeSai
05-01-2008, 09:31 PM
Me: "I'm not really listening to you. I'm answering this text message. We're going to have some quiet time now, OK?'
Priceless.
Susan-Va
05-05-2008, 08:48 PM
Another slow Monday Happy Hour when Spank Boy comes in. He had been in before inquiring about being spanked in the LD room and getting other girls to watch.
So I get him in the back for a couple of songs. He brought paddles. He's wearing very thin shorts with pink ladies panties underneath. I put red lipstick on him, spanked him, danced a bit. Then my friend came back and took a whack at him too. But what was really odd was that in the middle of all this, he pulled out a pink shower cap and put that on.
Spanked him some more, humiliated him, he left a big red lip print on my ass and out the door he went.
I love Mondays.
hockeybobby
05-06-2008, 12:58 PM
Just another ho-hum Monday. *yawn*
Haha...thanks for that little bit of illumination Susan.
crizgolfer
05-06-2008, 04:03 PM
So...Susan....do you ever get any excitement at work? I mean...in my experience that seems like a normal night on the job...;)
Thanks for the NATO!
Susan-Va
05-07-2008, 08:51 AM
I guess it's pretty generic. I do my usual guy who likes to tell me about his sexual fantasies about his mother while I pinch his nipples. He also likes to email me pics of him wearing my shoes while sucking his cock. Just another normal guy.
hockeybobby
05-07-2008, 02:46 PM
I guess it's pretty generic. I do my usual guy who likes to tell me about his sexual fantasies about his mother while I pinch his nipples. He also likes to email me pics of him wearing my shoes while sucking his cock. Just another normal guy.
hmm that's some twisted shit.
crizgolfer
05-07-2008, 04:44 PM
I guess it's pretty generic. I do my usual guy who likes to tell me about his sexual fantasies about his mother while I pinch his nipples. He also likes to email me pics of him wearing my shoes while sucking his cock. Just another normal guy.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Susan-Va
05-07-2008, 07:09 PM
Yup, I'm a weirdo magnet.
I just re-read my post, it should say "I do have my usual guy..." not "I do my ususal guy....." oops!! And also just to clear it up, he's sucking his own cock.
crizgolfer
05-07-2008, 07:50 PM
Yup, I'm a weirdo magnet.
I just re-read my post, it should say "I do have my usual guy..." not "I do my ususal guy....." oops!! And also just to clear it up, he's sucking his own cock.
;D;D ;D ;D
Golden_Rule
05-21-2008, 07:17 PM
Another slow Monday Happy Hour when Spank Boy comes in. He had been in before inquiring about being spanked in the LD room and getting other girls to watch.
So I get him in the back for a couple of songs. He brought paddles. He's wearing very thin shorts with pink ladies panties underneath. I put red lipstick on him, spanked him, danced a bit. Then my friend came back and took a whack at him too. But what was really odd was that in the middle of all this, he pulled out a pink shower cap and put that on.
Spanked him some more, humiliated him, he left a big red lip print on my ass and out the door he went.
I love Mondays.
Would that be considered "extras"?
:D :D :D
Sorry, Susan, I just couldn't resist. :)
Jenny
05-29-2008, 01:20 AM
Long night. I went on the pill a few months ago, and I gained a cup size and I hate it. My new huge boobs make me feel fat and only bad feminists worry about feeling fat (they are not really huge. They just feel inappropriate). I resent birth control. First customer was an old customer who I didn't remember and acted not-offended even though he totally was. Like, sorry, man. I'm not big into PR. When I take off my clothes he was all "I don't remember you looking like this." I'm all "like what?" "I don't remember you being... stacked like this." "Oh." I look down. He looks down. We both contemplate my breasts in silence for a few minutes. I resist the urge to give an explanation and instead say "Good thing, or bad thing?". Really, what can he say? But really, what do I care? I can't suddenly shrink to better fit with his memory. So he says "Good thing" and I said "Thank you. It has been a cold winter."
Next - okay, can I ask? Does nobody know how to get a stripper who has never done OTC to consider it? Like, you don't just ask. You have to make an offer. If you sit there trying to convince me of something that I may be wavering on, you have to give me something to waver about. I'm a lot less likely to cave on my first foray into prostitution if there is a possibility that I'm going to be met with a bad offer after. Like imagine: I'm dancing for the dude, who is a perfectly reasonable guy and he asks me to return with him to his hotel room for a private show. I politely decline - "I can't, I have to work, etc., etc." He's all "You should; I'll make you feel good; you like this baby; you deserve a night off". Fine, fair enough - but like if I say "Sigh, you're right; I DO deserve a night off from being pawed by customers to be fucked by a customer" and he is all "how does $250 sound?" I'm going to feel stupid and I'll also be bargaining about something I didn't really want to do in the first place. Am I likely to open that up? No! I'm not likely to do that at all! While you're tempting me with good feelings and nights off, put your offer on the table to tempt me also. If I'm not going to do it for what you're willing to pay, I'm not. You can't trick me into it by getting half an agreement then screwing the price down - I've never done it before, I'm reluctant and therefore I'm way more defensive than you. You have to open it up.
I'm not saying I would have done it; I'm just saying that when you are trying to get strippers who don't habitually fuck the customers for money to do it for you, you need to get out your stripper empathy wand and try an approach that might work.
Did I explain this to him? No, I did not. I finished my dances. He totally reminded me of one of my profs from last year.
Next: a little tiny guy who was perfectly nice looking but smelled really bad. Like, why would anyone do that? Can he just not tell that he reeks? Should I have told him? Is there a nice way to say that? He put an arm around me and I flinched. His clothes were clean; maybe he has a bad body odour smelling medical disorder. It's very sad really.
Next a regular. I don't cultivate regulars. This one, however, has cultivated me. He has missed me the past several weeks I've been in, and is kind of angry about it. When he first saw me he was incredibly happy - then repeated commentary about my absence comes up. My favourite was during the dance I was all this is 11 - keep going? And he responds "Yes; I have lots of money I've saved up because every time I came in to see you you weren't here!" Dude - way to punish me. I feel chastened. I gave him my email so it wouldn't happen again.
Next - a guy chats me up at the bar for 20 minutes and then refuses to buy a dance. I was about to do my hairflip of "Dude, you should KNOW implicitly that I have no interest in talking to you unless you are going to give me money" when he actually gave me money. I had to reverse really quickly. I don't think he noticed anything, but I felt foolish on the inside.
Next: Weird Drunk Guy Making Commentary. It started out as "Yeah, you like that?" kind of crap; it quickly became an instruction manual for my vagina. My vagina was given many instructions. I was told to "move that pussy"; to "fuck that pussy" (anyone wondering - no I wasn't fucking him); to "flex that pussy" (yes, really); to "pump that pussy" (in case anyone is wondering all these instructions seem to refer to a basic grind; there were no notable variations that I noticed) and finally to "push that pussy". I admit, at that point I got confused. I stopped and looked at him and said "Push?" and he's still all "yeah, baby, push that pussy..." I'm sititng back on his knees, laughing "You want me to push my pussy? Um. How? How does one push a pussy?" He didn't buy anymore dances. I should have just been quiet.
For the final 7 minutes I exchanged gross out stories customers had told us. Hers was a closeted gay guy who, as he eventually shared, liked to find used condoms on the street and suck the cum out of them. I'm not going to tell you mine, but she accused me of assaulting her. "That was assault! I didn't know you were going to say that!"
SPLUT
05-29-2008, 05:22 AM
You had me laughing Jenny, nice report. The one time I've done OTC my SEM ( stripper empathy meter) just kept going to "up your offer".
yoda57us
05-29-2008, 05:32 AM
Next - okay, can I ask? Does nobody know how to get a stripper who has never done OTC to consider it? Like, you don't just ask. You have to make an offer. If you sit there trying to convince me of something that I may be wavering on, you have to give me something to waver about. I'm a lot less likely to cave on my first foray into prostitution if there is a possibility that I'm going to be met with a bad offer after. Like imagine: I'm dancing for the dude, who is a perfectly reasonable guy and he asks me to return with him to his hotel room for a private show. I politely decline - "I can't, I have to work, etc., etc." He's all "You should; I'll make you feel good; you like this baby; you deserve a night off". Fine, fair enough - but like if I say "Sigh, you're right; I DO deserve a night off from being pawed by customers to be fucked by a customer" and he is all "how does $250 sound?" I'm going to feel stupid and I'll also be bargaining about something I didn't really want to do in the first place. Am I likely to open that up? No! I'm not likely to do that at all! While you're tempting me with good feelings and nights off, put your offer on the table to tempt me also. If I'm not going to do it for what you're willing to pay, I'm not. You can't trick me into it by getting half an agreement then screwing the price down - I've never done it before, I'm reluctant and therefore I'm way more defensive than you. You have to open it up.
I'm not saying I would have done it; I'm just saying that when you are trying to get strippers who don't habitually fuck the customers for money to do it for you, you need to get out your stripper empathy wand and try an approach that might work.
The reality is that most guys really don't know how to do this (myself included which is the reason I stick to escorts) Guys are torn between wanting you to go out with them, wanting a one night stand and wanting to pay you for sex. They are also worried that you will smack them or have them thrown out of the club for asking them about P4P.
Then there are the guys, as you encountered, who are convinced that they are doing you a favor by asking...
BTW, $250 is an average going rate for an hour with an escort ( at the low end, non GFE). Most dancers charge way more Jenny...
Next: Weird Drunk Guy Making Commentary. It started out as "Yeah, you like that?" kind of crap; it quickly became an instruction manual for my vagina. My vagina was given many instructions. I was told to "move that pussy"; to "fuck that pussy" (anyone wondering - no I wasn't fucking him); to "flex that pussy" (yes, really); to "pump that pussy"
Yeah, in his mind, he is directing the porn scene that he is going to shoot with you...
Jay Zeno
05-29-2008, 06:21 AM
That was thoroughly entertaining, elements of humor and horror and the right touch of personal exposition. Nicely done, Jenny.
hockeybobby
05-29-2008, 07:52 AM
Next a regular. I don't cultivate regulars. This one, however, has cultivated me. He has missed me the past several weeks I've been in, and is kind of angry about it. When he first saw me he was incredibly happy - then repeated commentary about my absence comes up. My favourite was during the dance I was all this is 11 - keep going? And he responds "Yes; I have lots of money I've saved up because every time I came in to see you you weren't here!" Dude - way to punish me. I feel chastened. I gave him my email so it wouldn't happen again.
He sure punished the hell out of you for your inconvenient absences. PL's take note...when she's a very bad girl, spend more. Sounds like he's smitten Jenny.
Fantastic NATO report.
jannisary
05-29-2008, 10:49 AM
He probably got what he was after Jenny, your e-mail. Was it totally your idea to give it to him?
Jenny
05-29-2008, 04:12 PM
Yoda - I think he meant it more like "come on come on come on please do it" rather than "I'm such a gift to the human race you are lucky to be receiving this offer." Perfectly nice guy - just bad approach. Although you could be right; the best approach is probably not the one I suggested, but just to find someone else.
Janissary - if he wanted it he could have just asked. I think every stripper has a customer-oriented yahoo account; I am no exception.
jannisary
05-29-2008, 04:26 PM
Yes, he could have just asked. But how was he supposed to know that, lol.
hockeybobby
05-29-2008, 05:25 PM
Thanks for the NATO TSK :) A good read.
Docido
05-31-2008, 06:22 PM
Yoda - I think he meant it more like "come on come on come on please do it" rather than "I'm such a gift to the human race you are lucky to be receiving this offer." Perfectly nice guy - just bad approach. Although you could be right; the best approach is probably not the one I suggested, but just to find someone else.
Janissary - if he wanted it he could have just asked. I think every stripper has a customer-oriented yahoo account; I am no exception.
I've never tried to set up a Holy Grail. I'm sure most strippers would be offended, besides the bouncer at my club out weights me by 100 pounds. I like my spine.
I have had several dancers suggest it however. I never took them up on it. I always considered it more SS. Also, I'm not sure I'm ready to do one if the offer is genuine. Not sure about the cost, protocol etc. etc. With my luck I'll get crazy serial killer stripper. You know the kind that keeps her custies' heads in the deep freeze.
Perry
06-11-2008, 11:45 PM
Hello! Okay, this is my first NATO story. It's all true, and unedited. At my home club dances are $15 dollars on Monday nights, so occasionally, my best friend and I will try to sell doubles, wich makes it only $30 for two girls, and gives us a bit of an edge. I know most guys don't like double dances, but we're really close, and pretty into bondage and costumes so it kinda works.
And we honestly fight during dances. Like, "It's my fucking turn to dance on him! MOVE!" Hair pulling, ripping off each other panties, calling each other couch whores and so on and so forth. It's fun for us.
We had a really lame crowd one night. No one was buying dances or even watching the stage, so we bought some bondage tape. I had her walk me on stage with a leash, attached to my collar and tape me to the pole. Then I did a theme set to "Freak on a leash" and "Pyscho". Hot, right? But no one paid any attention, or wanted a dance >:(
So we went back to the locker room and just kept adding more and more bodage tape.
Shortly after that pic was taken, we were walking back to the floor to try for some doubles, and she tripped and fell. Without letting go of the leash. Since my arms were tied in front of me I couldn't catch myself and fell face first onto the floor. I was just sitting there, holding my face yelling, "You clumsy bitch!" While she laughed.
Luckily, after that we both couldn't quit laughing and it sort of perked up the mood in the club. We sold a lot of dances, and even used some of the tape on the customers.;D
Biggieman
06-12-2008, 12:20 AM
If it makes you feel any better, for $30 I'd have given you guys a shot. Very cute. Hell, I might've done it at 40. That's how wacky and adventurous I am.
rlams2000
06-12-2008, 06:46 AM
Hell yeah, hair pulling and panty ripping. I'd keep you busy.
hockeybobby
06-12-2008, 03:06 PM
Fetish girlyfight duos for $30 sounds like a winner. Nice NATO Perry ;)
Jenny
07-06-2008, 06:12 AM
This was last week; I went and let my license expire like 7 months ago and keep forgetting about it until I see cops in my club. I've just missed them twice now, and I'm not exactly sure what happens, but it would be embarrassing for me to have a municipal record about stripping without a license.
So the DJ, since I stopped letting him paw me, has stopped putting me on stage with alacrity. Which I can't be bothered making an issue of, but has tempted me to just pay the higher fee and avoid the stage altogether - they have a problem filling the stage at my club. They just made a new rule that girls don't have a choice on the stage, but I've been grandfathered. Grandmothered. But I have new shoes, and they are so pretty it would be sad to not show them off.
So I talk to a guy, irritate him by mentioning how much older than me he is, and then sell a dance anyway. Sometimes I'm not exactly sure how these things happen. So, in the VIP, I am spread out across his lap and this little asian guy wanders into the booth. The booths are maybe 6 ft by 6 ft? I have poor spatial ability, but I could lie down, but a very tall man couldn't. Point is - not tons of space that you might wander in thinking it was empty. He actually looms over to look at what I'm doing, and I turn my head and say "May I help you?" (I used to be someone's secretary. It's made me very helpful) and he leaves. The dude I was dancing for thought had thought he worked there or something and was "supervising". I was like "Supervising my crotch? Who would pay him for that?" Little asian guy comes wandering back, steps inside the booth, leans against the wall, like just to get comfy for the long haul. The guy I'm dancing for is actually really mad, and is all "Hey! Hey! [kicks him in the foot, since I'm still lying on him and he can't get up] Get outta here!" The bouncer comes and throws him out. Next song he comes wandering up yet again. This time he is like hiding in an adjacent booth, and his head just slowly comes up, peeking over the side a la "Kilroy was here." Which is really creepy, but seriously the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. I turned around and said "Okay, what the hell do you WANT?" and he runs off before the bouncer hears and comes back. The guy I'm dancing for is (understandably) creeped out and has had his mood killed. I'm all "I'm really sorry, this has never happened to me before." But I'm meant to go on stage next anyway, so no big deal.
Little asian guy is sitting at one of the tables near the stage and stares at me intently while I walk by obviously thinking "I've seen her somewhere before." I go onstage. He claps loudly. He claps at the end of the songs. He claps during the songs. He claps along to the songs. It's really just embarrassing. I get off stage and run to the back to get dressed. I come back to get water and he grabs my wrist while walking by. I momentarily wrestle with myself; dude is creepy and possibly retarded. He just grabbed my wrist. But it doesn't look busy. I compromise by wrenching my wrist out of his grip perfunctorily and then smiling and asking (again) "So, now can I help you?" (Like maybe all that is just his peculiar little way of expressing interest? Sort of like "Come see me when you're finished"? Optimistic, I know.) Without a word he takes his thumb and inserts it into a tight circle formed by his other fist. I rolled my eyes and walked away with a "Oh, for god's sake..." He grabbed my wrist again, and I jerked it away perfunctorily without smiling this time. Sometimes I really should just know better.
So I lean against a rail and look around. Dude walks up to me. "Hey," he says, "how are you tonight?"
"I'm very well, thank you," I reply. "How are you?"
"I really want to fuck."
Pause. "What in the world might that have to do with me? And what kind of way is that to talk to a woman you don't even know?" Actually, when I think about it, it would probably be an even worse idea to talk that way to a woman you do know. Like a colleague at the office. "Hey. I really want to fuck."
He says "Okay, fine then" and walks off. I stand there for about 90 seconds and then relocate myself to the bar.
The same dude walks up to me again:
"He," he says, "how are you tonight?"
"You already told me."
"What?"
"That you want to fuck. You know. "what kind of way is that to talk to a woman you don't even know?"
"Oh," he says, "....sorry."
"No problem". And I'm thinking "Dude, you're so going to get rolled tonight. And I don't even feel sorry for you."
I sit down with a guy who is looking to buy weed and doesn't believe me when I say I don't know where to get it. True, I don't. If I wanted, I would probably do exactly what he's doing and ask a bunch of girls that I work with. Apparently they all told him that they didn't know. I didn't expect him to buy a dance, but he bought a couple. I also had a single dance with a guy who kissed my eyeball, and I was so grossed out I couldn't go on. Fuck man. My fucking eye.
I then hooked up with two guys who took the rest of my night. The pay was fine, but not enough for what they wanted; I was just suffering from bird in the hand. Like they were high maintenance. At about 1.45 I wanted to get changed (girls smoke in the changeroom; I like to get in and out before the crush). He pays me, but he's short. He tells me that he wants to wait and get the money off his friend. His friend was still upstairs with my friend, and I knew he wasn't coming back until lights up. We argued about it, in a low key customer service kind of way until the club actually closed and then he just went to the machine and paid me, because, as I said, his friend wasn't coming downstairs until the lights were up. So he paid me the remainder; now I realize that after spending nearly $600 (between them) that this might not be the soundest complaint - but I was really irritated that after making me wait nearly 20 minutes to get paid he didn't tip me. Now I don't expect or demand a tip after any and every dance; but if you ... I don't know, inconvenience me? I kind of think you should. Like if you have to leave the club to use a bank machine, or I have to wait 20 minutes to get paid. Keep in mind that I gave them more than adequate - excessive even - chat up time before and between our dances. We did not just talk for 5 minutes and then do 30 dances. We did 5 or 10 at a time with a lot of chat time in between. They got a good deal. When I'm ready to go home, and they are finished for the evening, I should just be able to go and not be wrung out for the final moments. Plus, I hate being seen when the lights go up. All my crow feet and cellulite show up. That's stressful, man. I totally deserve and extra $20 for that.
Bob_Loblaw
07-06-2008, 01:15 PM
I also had a single dance with a guy who kissed my eyeball, and I was so grossed out I couldn't go on. Fuck man. My fucking eye.
What was Mr_Punk doing in T.O.?! http://www.dollwizard.com/images/forum_images/eyeball.gif
Seriously though, your NATOs never fail to disappoint. But sadly, it's a reminder of the profiling I'm up against when I hit the clubs.
http://www.perplexorum.com/images/smilies/behindsofa.gif
hockeybobby
07-06-2008, 01:44 PM
Haha...Jenny gets another first class weirdo. The creepy peeking thing was pretty original. The "wanna fuck" thing, not so much I guess.
Excellent NATO as usual Jenny. :)
Smokeless
07-06-2008, 09:52 PM
O.M.G.!! You'd think there was a full moon or something! But that was two weeks ago. Hopefully this week was better.
Casual Observer
07-07-2008, 08:57 PM
Jenny certainly pulls in the freaks, doesn't she?
No wonder she likes it down here so much...
Jenny
07-08-2008, 06:18 AM
Well I don't tend to write about all the average guys; same as I don't tend to put in all the guys that say "no thanks" in a perfectly normal way (hence making myself look way more popular and successful than I really am).
JoeUnCool
07-08-2008, 06:25 PM
Well I don't tend to write about all the average guys; same as I don't tend to put in all the guys that say "no thanks" in a perfectly normal way (hence making myself look way more popular and successful than I really am).
No one writes about the sane and normal folks. If they did, the media would be out of business.
I went to see #5 last week. She wasn't working. I guess I am getting weird in my old age because if this girl is not working, I just leave. So I left there and went somewhere I had not been in a long time. Over the course of two hours I had numerous girls offering extras (yuck!). I turned them all down as I am just not interested in that kinda thing. I finally sat down with one girl. We start talking and I figure out she knows an old dancer girlfriend (do those even really exist). I decide to spend money to see what happened to the blood sucker after all of these years. The last news I had heard was 3+ years old, the bitch hadn't left me threatening messages in almost 3 years, and when I tripped over her about 8 months ago in a club, time had definitely gotten the worst of her (http://poetry.rotten.com/spiral/). I was actually starting to feel disappointed that after 14 years and running into her out of the blue 8 months ago, I wasn't still worth another FU. I wondered why the random runin did not generate a new round of harassment directed at me. So, this girl filled in the missing pieces of what had happened over the past three years. It was actually pretty funny to hear. She knew way to much for my comfort level.
The funniest thing about these stories is that the best stories of the last few years have not occurred in an SC, but have occurred in our offices. Remember, there are crazy people everywhere.
Jenny
07-17-2008, 03:56 PM
And on Tuesday I had occasion to say "I don't normally do this with customers."
I mean, I wasn't doing anything you guys would normally associate with that phrase; but I still thought of stripperweb.
hockeybobby
07-17-2008, 05:00 PM
Tease!! :D
Jay Zeno
07-17-2008, 05:57 PM
Not to worry, Jenny. We've all heard that line, even associated with some fairly tame stuff.
WallyT
07-23-2008, 03:04 PM
And on Tuesday I had occasion to say "I don't normally do this with customers."
I mean, I wasn't doing anything you guys would normally associate with that phrase; but I still thought of stripperweb.
Jenny, we all know the reason you don't normally play chess with customers is they cry like babies when you kick their asses.
Wally
UtahMike
07-29-2008, 09:33 PM
Pawn to king four.
kitana
08-20-2008, 10:41 AM
The Crizgolfer change jar has this one covered...oh yeah...;)
Hell criz, I'll only charge you 250K, AND play 36 holes with you, and after that CADDY for ya!;)
crizgolfer
08-24-2008, 11:32 PM
Whoa....I posted that so long ago...I can't remember what I was replying too...then again I can hardly remember anything...blast from the past baby....;)
TheSexKitten
09-10-2008, 12:56 PM
That creepy little Asian guy in Jenny's NATO had me cracking up! What a trip!
lunchbox
09-26-2008, 04:30 PM
But I have new shoes, and they are so pretty it would be sad to not show them off.
Just when I was thinking you had balls...
jester214
09-26-2008, 09:42 PM
Jenny you've never made me laugh before, but you describing a small asian man poking his head over the side of a partition made me Literally, spit out my drink from laughing.
3-Legged Man
01-21-2009, 04:26 PM
Just poking this wonderful thread. There are some wonderful on-the-job stories posted here, making it one of the best threads on the site. It's a crime that nothing's been written here since September.
miabella
10-22-2009, 02:42 AM
I have the beginnings of a post where customers were showering 10s and 20s on me onstage and I was fool enough to take on a customer who simply asked me for a dance. I said he could get comfortable and he started removing his pants, inspiring my shock (no awe, though). I ditched that custy and ran not walked to the stage, only to find all my drunken spendy admirers gone. It was one of those nights I regret due to my own foolishness.
Remarkably, there are actually more details than what I didn't just say in this post. But, I know not if I should make a proper NATO post on the matter.
^^ Works for me if you want to flesh out your NATO (no pun intended) :)
FBR
Smokeless
10-22-2009, 11:00 PM
Indeed. The more details the better. Even those of us who've posted recently are gluttonous voyeurs.
rlams2000
10-23-2009, 04:40 PM
More details, please.
mediocrity
10-27-2009, 02:06 PM
Oh what the hell. This a great story.
Last week, I was walking the loop around the club when this short, fat Danny DeVito looking dude flags me me over. I go over, smile at him, give him the whole spiel.
"I don't do dances," he says to me, and I think I have been led on.
"But," he continues "I want to arm wrestle you! I will give you $40 for each arm, if you beat me."
WTF.
I agree earnestly, and beat him with each arm; I could tell he wasn't letting me win because his arms were shaking. I pitch the VIP and he agrees earnestly even when I feel like I am slightly overcharging him (at my club girls set their own prices, no money goes to the club for VIP).
We get back there, I get settled.
"I want you to restrain me."
I grab his hands and pin them against the wall, leaning my entire body weight into him, the wood biting into my hands.
"Now hit me."
I must have wailed on this dude for a good half an hour; when I was done, my hands were sore and red. He thanked me and handed me a wad of cash, over $200. Then he went straight to my best friend and did the same for her.
Turns out he has a tall girl fetish in addition to the beating. And my best friend and I are the two tallest in the club!;D