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hockeybobby
10-27-2009, 05:10 PM
Human sexuality is a strange and awesome thing. Thanks for the NATO M.

FBR
10-28-2009, 08:54 PM
I liked the NATO also. Thanks, Med :)

FBR

miabella
11-05-2009, 01:20 AM
The Night A Customer Ran Game on Me

It was a Saturday night, considered a night a girl could touch 1k (2k if she was 'frisky'). My friday had been nice, but not nice enough to hit my weekly target with a single shift. so i came in. I went a bit later than usual, closer to 9pm than around 8, but i figured i would easily make up the extra tipout with a dance or two. and lo, i was vindicated. by 11 i was up a couple hundred, nearly half off stage. i came back to the dressing room after a stage set where this guy just followed me around to three stage dropping bundles of ones per stage and this buttaface called skylar (yes, spelt just that way) was like 'this bitch outearned me on stage, and she's black!' her friends, half of which were the top earners besides me, were ready to throw down.

trying to keep peace, i explained about how i had 'that one good customer what follows you around' and the girls decided to not harrass the manageress about me that night. i also hooked the manageress up as soon as i hit my lowest target. she was pretty good about telling them to back off me when i tipped her well.

from my perspective, the night was looking like it would be a constant battle to not get into drama, but it actually turned out to be pretty relaxed around 12.30am. so many of the girls after me were pretty drunk/high and felt very at-ease by then. so i was relieved as well.

and then it happened around 1am. this guy came in, tall, ridiculously My Type. tall, lanky, wonderful bone structure. he threw me a hamilton on my first stage and was like 'i want some dances when you're done'. i darn near jumped off that stage midsong, but i was patient. i tried to tell myself, oh it will be cool if he leaves, you can still be making that money. but i really wanted him to still be there. because 1-2am is still primetime for where i worked, i still had 4/5 stages to do.

20 minutes later i was finished with stages, for the next to last time that night, and i went looking for my lanky angel. he was just waiting for me, he said as much and i gave him the spiel about wristbands and dances (guys were supposed to pay 20 for a wristband to get any dances) and he was like 'i dun wanna pay for no wristband' so i snuck him upstairs (no booths like downstairs, tons of girls took their chances. 20 owed against 200, 300, 500 in dances is totes worth it)and made out with him for several songs and paid for the wristband when i got back downstairs. we traded phone numbers and he said he'd be back just for me.

he had to go, though, and i actually let him leave. by the time our makeout thing was done, it was after 2am, no liquor allowed, there were only drunks remaining.

i paid off my wristband and found out i was due up in a couple songs. i suspect but cannot prove i drank some champagne a girl had gotten from a custy in the dressingroom before hitting stage.

i have no idea what the deal was, but that stage, customers were just throwing down the Real Money for me (i don't think i had a thing smaller than a 5 that set). just drunk, flinging down bills and screaming 'girl you look good, i wanna buy a dance from yew!' mostly they were southern boys, the very best kind. there was this one guy who sounded like he was from morehouse, and i thought, oh, what's the harm, surely these other guys will be around when i'm done with him, he'll be cool.

i was, of course, horribly wrong, as i previously detailed.

it was an interesting night. i sold very few dances beyond my makeout session and my awful encounter with Morehouse Dave, but i made really bizarre levels of tips onstage. and yes, if i hadn't tipped the manageress, girls would have argued that i'd secretly planned hotel visits and thus needed to be fired. they did that the first week i worked, until a nice stacked blonde pulled me aside and explained the rules.

the reason why this is called 'the customer who ran game on me' is that MakeoutGuy came back, tipped me 5$ and took me to VIP downstairs (paying the fee himself and getting a VERY secluded cube). we got so incredibly frisky that he came back to mine. and then he went to china that morning . and that is when i realised it was just game and not personal affection for me. it was ninja-level game because it was months between visits and i kept nursing the hope of regular friskiness with him until the china visit.

3-Legged Man
11-06-2009, 05:28 AM
Miabella, thanks for posting a great NATO. It looks like you work in a real snakepit with regards to dancer drama. But you seem to handle it well. And sorry about your emotional investment not paying off on MakeOutGuy. That's exactly what happens to so many customers that are fooled into thinking the dancer *likes* them. At least you enjoyed that one night. Cherish the memories.

JoeUnCool
11-07-2009, 12:19 PM
Miabella,

A couple of thoughts.

People (girls, management, other random people) get mad at successful people. "No one likes a winner" remember that the next time you hear those comments when you are making bank.

I never believe anything I hear in a club. Clubs are fantasy land. Nothing more.

Earl_the_Pearl
11-08-2009, 11:46 PM
The Night A Customer Ran Game on Me
You do not have the stripper mentally. You must be 51% lesbian or you will not survive.

J.D.
11-08-2009, 11:59 PM
A Night With Stressed....

Well, I am down here working in New Orleans, and knew that stressed lives only a short drive away, so I decided to text him and tell him he needed to come see me at the club. He of course gladly obliged, and we set up our date for Saturday night.

I met him at a restaurant on Bourbon street beforehand, Arnaud's, which was absolutely extravagant, with a price tag to match. We chatted about the all the drama on SW over some drinks and food. Afterwards, we both walked over to the club. I proceeded to finish getting ready while he had a drink. He was waiting for me anxiously at the bar when I came out of the dressing room. We had a couple drinks, then decided to get a table in the VIP area. We engaged in an engrossing conversation about how crazy the PL's are on SW. He surprised me when he grabbed my legs and ripped off my shoes and proceeded to rub my feet in front of everyone. Who am I, a tipsy JD, to tell him no? My feet were sore from six day straight of work....

I then heard my name to go on main stage, so he swooped me upstairs to a VIP room to save me from the dreaded stage.... He bought the cheapest room, but tipped me well on top of the cost so I didn't complain.

Stressed is one of those rare customers who truly appreciates a sensual dance. He doesn't want any grinding or anything sexual for that matter. He is very respectful, and is never aggressive. I gave him his favorite, the "hair curtain" and just danced very slowly and sensually for the next twenty minutes. We laughed and joked here and there, but other than that there was very little talking, just silent sensuality....

After a few hours of foot massages and hair curtains, I realized how drunk I truly was, and decided it was time to say goodbye. Being the gentleman that he is, he waited for me and walked me to a cab. All in all it was a great night, I made great money and was treated like a princess!

Earl_the_Pearl
11-09-2009, 02:14 AM
Stressed is one of those rare customers who truly appreciates a sensual dance. He doesn't want any grinding or anything sexual for that matter. He is very respectful, and is never aggressive.
If he thinks that will make dancers like him so be it. I know dancers laugh at that type and can't believe what suckers they are. You know that I know but don't really give a poop.

stressed
11-09-2009, 12:22 PM
If he thinks that will make dancers like him so be it. I know dancers laugh at that type and can't believe what suckers they are. You know that I know but don't really give a poop.

Hmmm Will they like me?? Like how Earl?? Like a boyfriend? Nah cant say that, especially since most dancers i see are out of state. Wouldnt make much sense would it. I think it is well documented in my posts that i like the company more than anything else. Yes the pretty girl giving me a dance is nice and all. But i go to clubs for purely selfish reasons. I do what makes me feel good. I love giving massages and i believe i am very good at it? AGAIN if i was looking for more, i wouldnt be at the club--sure it happens sometimes--- but damn if i based my happiness on that--i would be one sad sumbitch...i guess that is really hard for some of you to wrap your head around. A successful night at the club for me is when i do not think of work for the entire time i am there.

If this makes me a sucker...all i can say is better a sucker than a Earl :P

mediocrity
11-09-2009, 02:12 PM
You do not have the stripper mentally. You must be 51% lesbian or you will not survive.

Oh shut up Earl, that's so fucking dumb. Go play with your swamp whores.

stressed
11-09-2009, 10:34 PM
A Night With Stressed....

Well, I am down here working in New Orleans, and knew that stressed lives only a short drive away, so I decided to text him and tell him he needed to come see me at the club. He of course gladly obliged, and we set up our date for Saturday night.

I met him at a restaurant on Bourbon street beforehand, Arnaud's, which was absolutely extravagant, with a price tag to match. We chatted about the all the drama on SW over some drinks and food. Afterwards, we both walked over to the club. I proceeded to finish getting ready while he had a drink. He was waiting for me anxiously at the bar when I came out of the dressing room. We had a couple drinks, then decided to get a table in the VIP area. We engaged in an engrossing conversation about how crazy the PL's are on SW. He surprised me when he grabbed my legs and ripped off my shoes and proceeded to rub my feet in front of everyone. Who am I, a tipsy JD, to tell him no? My feet were sore from six day straight of work....

I then heard my name to go on main stage, so he swooped me upstairs to a VIP room to save me from the dreaded stage.... He bought the cheapest room, but tipped me well on top of the cost so I didn't complain.

Stressed is one of those rare customers who truly appreciates a sensual dance. He doesn't want any grinding or anything sexual for that matter. He is very respectful, and is never aggressive. I gave him his favorite, the "hair curtain" and just danced very slowly and sensually for the next twenty minutes. We laughed and joked here and there, but other than that there was very little talking, just silent sensuality....

After a few hours of foot massages and hair curtains, I realized how drunk I truly was, and decided it was time to say goodbye. Being the gentleman that he is, he waited for me and walked me to a cab. All in all it was a great night, I made great money and was treated like a princess!


Haha just had to go there didnt you.....blue report coming soon.

Dirty Ernie
11-09-2009, 11:23 PM
I read that line in JD's NATO post twice and hoped it was an inside joke otherwise "ouch"./:O

Chili Palmer
11-09-2009, 11:43 PM
Yeah, that line jumped out at me, too. I mean, stressed buys her an expensive dinner and is, by her own admission, the ideal customer inside the club (spends a lot, buys a VIP, tips a lot and expects nothing in the way of mileage or OTC in return), but JD has to throw that zinger in just to remind everyone that he's still a cheap mofo ::).

Really, a classic reminder that it's always about business. Always.

CP

Smokeless
11-09-2009, 11:47 PM
A Night With Stressed....

I gave him his favorite, the "hair curtain" and just danced very slowly and sensually for the next twenty minutes. We laughed and joked here and there, but other than that there was very little talking, just silent sensuality....

Ah, the dreaded "hair curtain!"

Sounds like my kinda night! I'm happy the two of you had such a great time.

No matter what business you are in, it's always great to do business with a good customer -- cheap "mofo" or not. And a good customer always appreciates good service.

stressed
11-10-2009, 12:08 AM
:D thanks for the defense guys but it indeed was a inside joke....i will explain in my trip report....she will get hers trust me;)

J.D.
11-10-2009, 02:31 AM
Ok, he bought the cheapest room because.....

1 dance = $40 (dancer keeps $30)
20 minutes = $100 (dancer keeps $80)
1/2 hour = $250 (dancer keeps $200)
1 hour = $375 (dancer keeps $300)

1 hour in an executive suite = $550 (dancer keeps $400)

Now, Stressed did buy the cheapo 20 minute room, but renewed it at least five times, and tipped me on top of the $80, so you do the math. Honestly, that room is the best value, from a customers POV.

*Also, I just had to add.... we had this after dinner coffee liqueur drink at Arnaud's that they make in front of you at the table, and it changed it my life, it was the most delicious thing that has ever touched my lips, seriously. They stick cloves into a lemon rind, and light it on fire, then pour liqueur over it, and mix it with coffee, it is life changing.

Wolverine
11-10-2009, 07:03 AM
Whatever it was, that line definitely stood out more than any other in the NATO; it caught my eye, I gave it a chuckle, and then I moved on.

3-Legged Man
11-10-2009, 09:34 AM
It's hard for me to think that JD cares about anything but the money after you read her signature line, a direct quote from an uber-manhater.

mediocrity
11-10-2009, 11:20 AM
It's hard for me to think that JD cares about anything but the money after you read her signature line, a direct quote from an uber-manhater.

This always confuses me when people say strippers are "all about the money". Don't you do your job for the money?/:O I wouldn't dance if I wasn't getting any money.

Either way I don't think J.D. was stabbing at stressed. I read it and sort of interpreted it as a description rather a complaint. I know personally that they are dear friends wth great rapport and she would never say or do anyting deliberately mean to him.

stressed
11-10-2009, 11:41 AM
Wow---didnt realize that was going to cause such a stir. JD doesnt need me to say anything or even attempt to come to her defense---she can take care of herself, but seriously i did not take it as a slap in the face. She knew she was getting the same amount as if we went to the hour room---it was just divided into 20 minute sessions. The statement was made to extract a response from me in which it did. Who knows she might have put that down to get all you going too. Haha she did it. She knew that i would catch that and get after her for it. I play games and the dancers know that.

As far as it being all about the money....isnt it suppose to be?

In Jd's case, i will say that she never pressures me nor has she ever asked for me to pay her for anytime i have had lunches with her. She doesnt have to meet me for lunch when i am in town when she knows i will not be around for the evening. Is it a hustle? Good for her, if it is!! I dont know if a manhating moneygrubbing uberbitch would do it though.

All in all guys she is really cool and i doubt seriously that any of you would have that opinion about her if you met her.

It was pretty cool to get a dancer that had a good enough time to actually post about it. And then for you guys to take up for me after reading her little jab!! (kicks dirt) aww shucks.

J.D.
11-10-2009, 12:49 PM
I put that line in there on purpose just to mess with Stressed. I guess it worked! And yes, when I'm at work, I'm at work! I am only thinking about money, how much I need to make, and what I have to do in that time frame to make an amount of money. Sorry if I don't do my job for fun, I know some of you truly want to think I *like* dancing for you, unfortunately, 99% of the time this is not the case. I really don't want to go down this road discussing "exploiting the customer" because I fear I will have to read some painfully long post from Golden Rule so..... :-X

I'm actually not a man hating money hungry bitch IRL, believe it or not!

Laurisa
11-10-2009, 02:59 PM
I find myself making jokes about taking men's money to lighten the mood when I'm talking to friends about stripping, but they are usually male and they usually don't laugh. }:D

stressed
11-10-2009, 03:11 PM
I find myself making jokes about taking men's money to lighten the mood when I'm talking to friends about stripping, but they are usually male and they usually don't laugh. }:D

Haha then they dont get it in the first place. When we hit a good one it is always nice to play it up.

example:
Man comes into outfit a new cafe. He starts off with: i want the cheapest of the cheapest. He pops you with competitor pricing.>:( So you show him the value of your product is much better and convince him to upgrade a little all the while adding in little surcharges and addons that are much higher markups.8) Eventually he walks out thinking he got the deal of a lifetime, while your counting his money and seeing a nice little profit.;D Its business and its fun most of the time. They should congratulate you. I love to hear good sales stories.;)

Earl_the_Pearl
11-13-2009, 01:57 AM
I love to hear good sales stories.;)
You must love the no money down make a million dollars in a month infomercials.

Earl_the_Pearl
11-13-2009, 02:01 AM
I fear I will have to read some painfully long post from Golden Rule so..... :-X

I'm actually not a man hating money hungry bitch IRL, believe it or not!GR and most posters that know what end is up don't post much anymore. Dancers get pissed as the truth hurst the hustle and PLs don't want to believe it.

stressed
11-13-2009, 11:31 AM
You must love the no money down make a million dollars in a month infomercials.

I actually do like to watch infomercials....well the first 10 minutes of it anyway, before they start repeating. When i do cooking shows it is useful!

Are you really as miserable as you come off to be:-\

Earl_the_Pearl
11-13-2009, 09:58 PM
I actually do like to watch infomercials....well the first 10 minutes of it anyway, before they start repeating. When i do cooking shows it is useful!

Are you really as miserable as you come off to be:-\
I like that infomercial for Extenz, I watch it all the way to the end.

I am more miserable than 99 and 44/100% of the human race can not even dream about.

mortalman
11-14-2009, 02:34 PM
I like that infomercial for Extenz, I watch it all the way to the end.

That hostess in the commercial is hot

http://cdn2-images.hollywood.com/cms/500X625/5282267.jpg

She makes that certain part of the male anatomy...

http://cdn2-images.hollywood.com/cms/500X625/5365993.jpg

Seem Larger!

http://cdn2-images.hollywood.com/cms/500X625/5366028.jpg

Casual Observer
02-02-2011, 08:23 AM
Wow...what killed this thread?

yoda57us
02-02-2011, 09:06 AM
^ Beats me. As long as it's not written as a blatant self-promotion, I'd much rather read about a night in the club from the dancer's perspective than from the customers.

3-Legged Man
02-02-2011, 12:32 PM
Wow...what killed this thread?

The thread died after regular contributors like Jenny and Susan Wayward abandoned SW. I really hope some pinkies will come on down and share some on-the-job war stories. Please?? :-\

sadbuttrue
02-02-2011, 07:55 PM
The strangest thing, they added to life over here. But I found it boring and antiseptic over at the new place. /:O Thankfully, we have some more girls now who keep it interesting.

Sad

FBR
02-03-2011, 07:45 PM
The strangest thing, they added to life over here. But I found it boring and antiseptic over at the new place. /:O Thankfully, we have some more girls now who keep it interesting.

Sad

Sad, indeed. Not sure if any of the ladies want to post NATO's but if they did that would be awesome.

Shout out to the boys (and lopaw and KS) maybe we can encourage them some how.

FBR