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Richard_Head
03-07-2004, 12:23 PM
Entertaining reports Lilith, glad you had a good weekend.

I'm guessing that nylon guy will realize on his own that he should be coming in at off peak times if he really wants to spend time with you. If not, I'm with the others, you need to gently let him know that his business is welcome, but he needs to either up the $$$ or visit at off peak times so that you can give him the time he wants.

FBR
03-07-2004, 12:41 PM
Velvet and I decided that we are merely doing our part for the United States' military. The next time you see a smiling jarhead or squid, you can thank us.



And God bless you guys for it ;D We should all do our part. I pay $60K a year in federal income tax, a good portion of which goes towards supporting our uniformed heros...you guys get horny young sailors off at the club (unintentionally of course ;) ) Since Im of the hetero persuasion I wont trade you even though I hate paying all those taxes LOL Hmmm, well if it was a female sailor working part time at the club I could change my mind :P

FBR

fishnet
03-07-2004, 03:08 PM
Hey Lilith, since you work in a sailor bar I was wondering if they play Toby Keith's #1 Country song American Soldier or Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue? They probably get played to death but if they don't, whoever did them as a set would probably clean up on stage. ;D At least on night's when a ship came in. LOL.

velvet
03-07-2004, 04:47 PM
Hey Lilith, since you work in a sailor bar I was wondering if they play Toby Keith's #1 Country song American Soldier or Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue? They probably get played to death but if they don't, whoever did them as a set would probably clean up on stage. ;D At least on night's when a ship came in. LOL.


to clarify we dont work at a sailor bar. (that was lilith's old club) we do get some navy however. my guy was actually a marine, home after 18 mos overseas. 9 of which was in iraq. i made sure i thanked him for his service and wasnt adverse (for a change) to the ummm finish

i've only heard the toby keith song there once when we first went to war. it was a tearjearker that night for sure

fishnet
03-07-2004, 04:59 PM
Velvet, I know the new club is more upscale. Lilith's old club I believe she described as a "Sailor bar." If you do get a lot of service men Toby's songs wouldn't be bad choices. If they were all sitting on their hands, those two would wake them up. LOL. He has a lot of other great songs too. :)

I'm geographically in the wrong place to hear Country music in a SC. :( No comments from the peanut gallery DC! ;)

BTW- Velvet, feel free to post about some of your own "Night's at the Office." All ladies are invited to post here. :) Lilith seems to be the only one interested. ::) She has been keeping it going all on her own. 8)

velvet
03-07-2004, 06:07 PM
well i dont think i can be quite as entertaining as lilith, i was there and her posts still crack me up. i may give it a try later tonight.

NVJosh
03-07-2004, 06:17 PM
C'mon, he just got back from six months overseas and a redhead was doing dirty, dirty things on his lap. Not only that, but Velvet's sailor came too.


I like when redheads do dirty, diry things on my lap.

My wallet thanks God daily that Lilith isn't in Las Vegas. :o

Lilith
03-07-2004, 08:22 PM
It sounds like it's a difficult shift for regulars at your club too, because it's a hectic portion of the night.

Actually, if a regular is willing to pay for the pleasure then we have no objections to sitting these hours out. Key phrase: pay for the pleasure. Those are the top earning hours and I'm not going to pass up cream for skim milk.


It's commendable that you feel enough loyalty to Mr. Nylon to try to work this situation out. But I think the situation will work itself out on its own. You do what's best for you, moneywise. If he enjoys your company so much, he'll adjust his schedule and make it work out. If this is some sort of twisted powerplay, well then he'll have to get over it. If for some reason, he can't handle it and you lose him as a regular - well, one door closes, another opens.

Let's hope so. I'd rather keep this guy because he is so great to have in the stable during early off-peak hours or slower weeknights. He enables me to maximize my earnings by filling downtime with income. I merely have no inentions of giving up my best hours. He's nice, but not THAT nice.


Speaking of which, what do I need to do to schedule a visit? Driving down from Minnesota does require a little planning in advance! ;D

LOL!


originally written by FBR
Lil, you mentioned emailing one of the customers.

Yes, the customer in question was NylonGuy.


I think you should take that one step further and set up all your good regulars on that plan.

I hate to be presumptious. I know that NylonGuy only comes in to see me, other than that I can confirm only Henry as Lilith-first-and-foremost. I'm not going to make grand assumptions about a customer, however regularly he spends on me, until he says or implies that he wants only me.


I can tell from your comments that you hate to disappoint any of them but youre only one woman with a finite amount of time.

True, but one must approach this with a certain amount of delicacy. I would rather not announce to every guy who regularly spends money on me that I am now re-ordering his entertainment schedules to maximize his exposure to me. He may not come in to see just me, for all I know, and I am still not completely aware of their spending limits (and thus who would be the big fish or the lesser fish).

I have my eye on three guys who are regular and moderately lucrative. First I have to finesse them into some sort of devotion, then I can more readily discern the flexibility of their wallet. Then I'll know which guy to call to pad my shift, and on which day. Frankly, until I know more about them then I'm not going to trust them with my contact info, lest they misinterpret my email as an indication of dating interest.


originally written by Fishnet
Hey Lilith, since you work in a sailor bar I was wondering if they play Toby Keith's #1 Country song American Soldier or Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue? They probably get played to death but if they don't, whoever did them as a set would probably clean up on stage. At least on night's when a ship came in. LOL.

The sailor bar was, as Velvet said, my former club. I don't go there any more as the difference in earnings potential is too great. Crossroads was fine and dandy when I missed it and business was shabby in the gown club, but once the hassle factor was taken into account and the gown club's income went back up, I left Crossroads behind.

But no, the only girl who would dance to country at Crossroads was me. And yes, if I timed it right then I cleaned up on stage (but I always did in that club).


Velvet, you definitely need to chime in on this with your own reports. You have some hysterical stories that I didn't get to see. Like Starr and her "Ooogabooga, I'm Satan!" or that asshat the other night; "Oh, I wouldn't want to start a catfight!" And then there's Tripod, cockblocking Zoe and giving Mia and Jasmine the old heave-ho. You've got some great stories.

velvet
03-07-2004, 09:29 PM
true those are some funny stories but i'm going to try and just do a regular night at the office and go from there. maybe i can tell those later.

thursday

started out with one of my semi regulars coming in early and not on his normal fri. starr and i do doubles for him. well tonight he brought in a girl he was/is dating. i have the responsibility he says of getting her so excited the first time they came in togather that she raped him! well tonight he says that he told her he doesnt want to see her anymore but wants one last roll in the hay and i'm supposed to make this happen. ha. anyway he wants just her to go back with me and starr. we take her back for 3 and we have her shirt up and boobs hanging out, a threesome with no guy! she seems happy but what he doesnt know is it was apperntly all show for him and she's just helping us out to make money! anyway we took her back for a few more and they left. after that i met some out of town golfers. i worked my way through their group.. twice. other random guys made for a damn good thursday. i was third in vip out of 23 not to shabby as the girls in the number one and two spot had only 3 and 1 more than me.

friday

after a good thursday i'm always pumped up for the rest of the weekend, so i was ready to rock and roll.
started off slow and then it turned into the night of the dreaded one dance wonders. now dont get me wrong i appreciate all dances and they add up... but.. you just waste so much time going back and forth .meaning you are using up almost twenty mins for one dance. getting the guy back there waiting for the next song, dancing, getting dressed tipping the vip bouncer and so on. nothing to memreble but as lilith stated it got so hetic i was running practicly back out to the floor from vip. all and all it turned out to be a good night as well but not quite as good as thursday. i dont know my standing in vip as the bouncer for this night guarded the list like it was a state secret!

saturday

started with another semi regular that i hadnt seen in almost 5 weeks or so. we chatted and went back to vip for 3 and a generous tip. nothing much happening on the floor so i hung with him knowing if i did he would get more. i usually leave him as he has one other girl he gets dances with. she wasnt there so i figured i would wait for more and i did get two more with another great tip. so this set me up for a great night, starting out with almost 200 in my pocket right off the bat. i spied another group that seemed intrested and got several tablesides then back to vip, again i worked my way through that whole out of town group.. twice. i got other guys including the marine that was mentioned before. i finished second in vip, which surprised me as i didnt think i did that good, that is till i counted my money and did better than thursday!

well, there it is my report. not near as entertaining as liliths but maybe i'll get better!

Richard_Head
03-07-2004, 10:06 PM
Thank you Velvet, great first report, plenty entertaining.

Moneywise
03-07-2004, 10:19 PM
Agreed. Nice first report Velvet. oh.. and welcome. :)

fishnet
03-07-2004, 11:48 PM
Thanks Velvet! Keep 'em cumming. I mean coming!!! LOl! Did I say that? :)

FBR
03-08-2004, 05:32 AM
Velvet, excellent report ;D Hope this was the first of many!

FBR

mobius7
03-08-2004, 06:29 AM
Interesting thread....I'm new, just finding my way around here. Very eye-opening when it comes to all the 'tactics' being discussed. Wow...this really is just a business, isn't it?

FBR
03-08-2004, 06:39 AM
Hi Mobius...welcome. Youre right, this is a great thread. Were hoping to see it grow and grow as more dancers participate.

FBR

SportsWriter2
03-08-2004, 07:28 AM
Interesting concept - working your way throught the group.. twice. I like your style, Velvet.... My ATF former dancer used to tell me that several different girls took turns being #1 on the dance list, but she was always #2. Last years NASCAR champion won only one race all year, but he kept piling up top-10 finishes.

velvet
03-08-2004, 09:40 AM
well the working your way thorough the group doesnt always work, but if you give the first guy a great dance and a good time he will tell the others. then they all want me. also i'm a slight bit more naughty then some of the other girls so if they do try someone else chances are they will appreciate me more and start over with dances with me again. as far as the vip standing goes, i do get the number one spot fairly often but as long as i'm in the top 5 i'm happy. sometimes i dont make that, but i may get big tippers so it usually evens out. i only work the three nights so i have to make it happen in those nights!

doc-catfish
03-08-2004, 10:30 AM
well i dont think i can be quite as entertaining as lilith, i was there and her posts still crack me up. i may give it a try later tonight.


You know what would be really cool since we have two of you working at the same joint? Tales of the same night from both of your perspectives. Just a thought. I'm hoping the guys (and gals) attending the SCJ convention do something similar with their TR's.
:bouncey:

EvilCyn
03-11-2004, 06:09 AM
Morning Everyone !!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I am bartending last night at the Hole, and what gets found on the floor under the bar, what looks to be like a used condom !!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH UGHHHHHHHHH !!!

So anyway our manager who is thee most anti social unlaid surrounded by pussy man I have ever met, had been in on his day off, and took one of our well known skanks to the champaigne room !!!!!!!!!

Our other manager working last night went and watched the tapes, and no it wasn't him, but man for a little while we had some fun with that idea...... He never would have lived it down.......

gotta love the Hole in the wall, it is good for some twisted fun !!!


Licks Cyn

FBR
03-11-2004, 06:14 AM
LMAO Cyn thats a great story. Thanks for posting ;D

FBR

SportsWriter2
03-11-2004, 08:08 AM
FBR, great idea for a thread. It keeps getting better and better!

Chuck149
03-11-2004, 03:26 PM
also i'm a slight bit more naughty then some of the other girls

:( Gee, now all this time I thought you were only little bit naughty with me ! LMAO ;D

Great reports ladies, keep em coming!

Lilith
03-12-2004, 01:19 AM
Thursday

Busy night. Good night, too. I'm pretty sure I came in third, factoring in dances and tips (and factoring out bullshit claims). I might have hit fourth place, though I doubt it. I was only $12 behind our second place earner.

The night started off quickly. I had a pair of VIPs as soon as I got off my first stage set (and I do mean AS SOON AS; I went back to VIP in my thong).

I met my first Junkie. Fellow named Reliance, he sent a PM and met me at the club tonight. Nice guy, bought dinner for Velvet and I, and I let the time get away from me. Good times. He also bought a couple of dances. We had fun and I spent way too much time bullshitting. Bad Lilith!

To make up for lost time, I hit the floor with a vengeance. Too bad for me that the crowd sucked. Snagged only a couple of one-dance wonders. Pfffft. Decided to hit the stage to troll for bites, so I put in music with the DJ and looked around for something to pass the time.. Darren (see last week's trip reports) was in the club again and I got another dance for one of his friends. Tipped well, and the friend wanted to hit the ATM and get more dances as soon as I got off stage.

Stage was excellentand one fellow had, oddly enough, tipped me for a friend who was too shy to get up to the stage. So I dropped by to say hi to the friend. Alan was a total Matt Damon look-a-like; I'm telling you, it was eerie. Alan's buddy slipped me some cash to take him to VIP. Aaron (Darren's friend) was an annoying hip-bucker, so I went with Alan instead.

Whooo-ee. I, who haven't had sex in 23 days, went on to give seven dances to a Matt Damon look-a-like. Dayum. A Damon look-a-like who moans. Beyond sexy. Alan tipped very very well to boot.

NylonGuy and Italy guy were both in tonight, but I had time for neither of them. Dammit, but I could make so much more money if they would just leave the bar open for another hour. Starr had some dipshit out-of-towner tell her that he would really like a blowjob after work. Yeah, I bet he would. We all had a good laugh about that one. Not much else to tell; busy night, made good money and now I'm beat. Off to bed I go.

Lilith
03-14-2004, 02:29 AM
Saturday

I spent the night wearing a figurative sign saying "Kick me, I'm ugly", apparently. Ugh. I don't even want to talk about it. I could happily take this $350 and throw it in their faces right now.

Blah.

FBR
03-14-2004, 07:44 AM
Lil, for you to post a 4 or 5 sentence report, it must have been bad :-[ Sorry..

Heres to a better night tonight :beer:

FBR

Moneywise
03-14-2004, 08:36 AM
Lilith, you're beautiful and they're stupid. It sounds like they missed out on some fun with a wonderful lady. Their loss.

We all have days like that at our respective places of work. Off to the trash bin it goes and on to a better day today. ;)

FBR
03-14-2004, 08:41 AM
Lilith, you're beautiful and they're stupid. It sounds like they missed out on some fun with a wonderful lady. Their loss.


MW, I agree. Lilith is gorgeous. Jacksonville is a bit far from Ohio so all I can do is stuff her cyber garter with my cyber $20's LOL. Gives me wood thinking about it :P Real life would be better though heheheh

FBR

Moneywise
03-14-2004, 08:46 AM
She's only 5 hrs away from me. heheh

velvet
03-16-2004, 05:23 PM
also i'm a slight bit more naughty then some of the other girls

:( Gee, now all this time I thought you were only little bit naughty with me ! LMAO ;D

Great reports ladies, keep em coming!


i was alot more naughty with you chuck!!!

Bridgette
03-17-2004, 03:43 AM
Ok here goes. First attempt at this so bear with me.

Tuesday

Spent too much time in chat so was late getting started. Got on the floor at maybe 10-10:30pm. A bit late but the fave DJ was working and he knows how to get a crowd going and keep it going, so I'm happy. Was also in a rip-roaring helluva mood before going to work, so I hit the floor with a vengeance.

Usual starting routine is checkin with DJ, pick first song for stage (we only do one-song sets here), hit the bar for water, scope the crowd while waiting for first stage round. Tonight was no exception, save for my unusually aggressive mood. I'm always pretty fiesty at work, but tonight I went in flaming. To add to my excitement, I was wearing a new outfit which I'd been wetting myself over for the last 5 days while I waited for it to arrive in the mail, and then of course for the next workday to wear it.

My name comes up and my song starts, I hit the stage ready to tear it up. Stage crowd loves the outfit, I'm gettin my groove on, even doing a couple pole tricks I don't normally do on the first set. Several tippers and a couple dance requests. Cool.

Hop off stage, throw the outfit back on, run out to make the rounds. Thanks to the $5 tipper, then on to the dance requesters. Two of them at the same table were arguing over who got to go first. LOL Good start to the night. :) Two songs each for those dudes, and as soon as I finish there a guy I danced for last week grabs my arm and tells me he's hunting a table and to look for him in a few minutes. He got more than 10 dances last week...Fabulous! I look around and see all tables are full (no surprise) and suggest that the bouncers are always happy to arrange a table for a reasonable tip. He nods, I pat him on the butt and head off to the dressing room to see what the cute little redhead is frantically trying to get my attention for. On the way I get grabbed again and have to do a couple dances for another table. They pay double. Nice.

Dressing room: She's just dying to tell me the DJ is after me. Well no shit sherlock, he's been hounding me since I arrived nearly two months ago. She tells me what a great guy he is, one woman man, serious, yadda yadda. He's been asking her about me, how I behave with other girls, whether she thinks I'm 'cool' and could 'handle it' when all the other girls are flirting in the booth. Damn he's already planning a relationship! LOL A couple more minutes of this while I'm fixing my lip gloss and preparing to attack Mr Looking for a Table, and I'm back out on the prowl.

On the floor, looking for Mr Looking, don't spot him but some other dude grabs my arm and asks for a dance. OK cool. 3 there, "are you working tomorrow night? what nights do you work? can I come back and see you tomorrow?" "Yes. Tues-Sat usually. Yes." He tips me nicely, I pat him on the butt and send him on his way and just as I'm turning around, Mr Looking grabs my arm and we're off.

3 songs and I've gotta hit the stage again. "please come back" ..."I'll be back to play as soon as I'm done." Squeeze his leg, "keep my seat warm."

Stage, tips, pole tricks. I'm getting better at pole tricks again. Hadn't really done them much in years. It's kinda fun and with only one song on stage it's easier to go full out and then immediately attack the floor again. Guys start looking in awe when I climb to the top, flip upside down, hang with one leg, splay myself out and flick the other leg to spin on the way down. Tips thrown for that. Woohoo! First club I've ever worked where they really seem to appreciate pole tricks. Finish, dress, lip gloss, brush hair, body spray, out the door.

Spot Mr Looking and jump on his lap. Literally. Wait for the next song and then shove my corsetted-to-the-hilt cleavage in his face. He moans and away we go. Heee, I do love to tease ;D We were doing a dance marathon and I tend to get a bit more friendly during those. At one point I pulled his shirt out and stuck my hand under it to tweak his nipple, and kinda lightly scratch-brushed his belly in the process - he laughed uncontrollably for about 2 seconds, so I realized he's really ticklish and just HAD to do it again. Laugh, then back down to the serious teasing. He's a moaner and of course that pleases me to no end. I find his trigger spots and take pleasure in hitting them several times to make him moan somemore. :biggrin: During my dancing, one of the bouncers kept occasionally signalling me to come over when I'm done, and at one point walked by telling me quickly while I was sticking my ass in Mr Looking's face. Heh, sometimes SC interaction protocal is comical. So I finish, chat with him an extra song, dress, get paid and finish up. "are you working tomorrow night? what time? can I come see you tomorrow? .... "Yes. Usually start about 9-9:30. Sure. Have a good night hun. Thanks!" Pat him on the butt, send him on his way and head off to find the bouncer.

He takes me to a table, guy hands me money and points to the guy at his left. They're partying. Cool. 4 dances there, this one was pretty handsy so I had to play Spatula quite a bit. Bouncer had to tell him to chill. I stopped after 4 and dressed, whether he wants more or not. No time for this crap. While I'm dressing a waitress tells me to come with her, she's got someone asking for me, and I'm off again.

Follow her to that table, guy tells me he's been waiting for me all night but I'm too busy. "Everybody likes dancing with you." Giggle, "well not everybody". Song starts. "Let's go girl, you ready?" ... "Hell yeah I'm always ready." 3 songs and the night's over. Lights are coming on. "what nights do you work? what's your name again? damn I'm coming back to see you!" .... "Tue-Sat usually. Bridgette. Cool beans. Thank you, have a good night!" Pat him on the head and run off to the dressing room.

Room is full as usual, girls stepping over each other in various states of undress and dress, talking about this guy and that guy, kids, stupid neighbor bitches, fucking, shower, hungry, weed, babysitters, whatever. Cute Little Redhead comes over to chat. Turns out she's a computer geek too and been on SW, not a regular but knows the site and came on looking for advice about a year ago. I remember her posting and that I responded to it. Cool! I've been thinking that with all these girls here there's bound to be someone who at least knows the site. So we exchange emails and now I guess I've got my first stripper buddy in Phoenix. :)

Pay out, tip out, go home. Good night. Easy. Not as much money as it should've been because I got in late, but acceptable. I'm happy.

Bridgette
03-17-2004, 04:04 AM
LOL, I was just reading through this and realized I do alot of butt-patting. hehehe

SportsWriter2
03-17-2004, 06:25 AM
Butt-patting works. High fives work. They're quick ways to give recognition and say "we're friends."... Excellent writing. The report conveyed your quality image in the club and your methods for managing time.

Happy_Camper
03-17-2004, 07:25 AM
So Bridgette, what does this new outfit look like?

FBR
03-17-2004, 08:18 AM
Fun report, B ;D Good job!

FBR

Moneywise
03-17-2004, 08:47 AM
Nice read Bridgette. With all that butt patting one would think you were in the NFL. :) :) :)

LOL @ spatula.

NVJosh
03-17-2004, 11:52 AM
Good to see you posting here, Bridgette. Two cute redheads at the club? Damn...I have a "no travelling for strippers" rule, but I'm sure I can figure out some legitimate reason to head to AZ.

Bridgette
03-17-2004, 12:56 PM
So Bridgette, what does this new outfit look like?


The corset and the shorts

Happy_Camper
03-17-2004, 03:53 PM
Ok, works for me...

Richard_Head
03-17-2004, 09:01 PM
Good to see you posting here, Bridgette. Two cute redheads at the club? Damn...I have a "no travelling for strippers" rule, but I'm sure I can figure out some legitimate reason to head to AZ.
Did you read my last TR Josh, there were actually 3 hot readheads at Bridgette's club last week (including Bridgette) ;).

NVJosh
03-18-2004, 12:48 PM
So Bridgette, what does this new outfit look like?


The corset and the shorts
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2894460421


Ah, I see Bridgette is also an attractive wear customer. My wife gets lots of her shoes from them. She makes most of her own outfits, though.

Its a nice set, although I'm not that into the latex/rubber/shiny look. However, the person inside can make a big difference. :)

NVJosh
03-18-2004, 12:53 PM
Good to see you posting here, Bridgette. Two cute redheads at the club? Damn...I have a "no travelling for strippers" rule, but I'm sure I can figure out some legitimate reason to head to AZ.
Did you read my last TR Josh, there were actually 3 hot readheads at Bridgette's club last week (including Bridgette) ;).


Uh...investment property...yeah, that's it. I have to go to Arizona to check out some investment property. That's not a trip to visit strippers, is it? purely business...but a guy has to buy his sodas somewhere and relax after a long day of checking out the...uh....natural resources of the area.

Chuck149
03-18-2004, 03:36 PM
Hey B... I don't mind butt patting as long as I can pat back ;D

Great report keep em coming. Oh how I long for a customer in Arizona :D

fishnet
03-18-2004, 05:45 PM
Stage, tips, pole tricks. I'm getting better at pole tricks again. Hadn't really done them much in years. It's kinda fun and with only one song on stage it's easier to go full out and then immediately attack the floor again. Guys start looking in awe when I climb to the top, flip upside down, hang with one leg, splay myself out and flick the other leg to spin on the way down. Tips thrown for that. Woohoo! First club I've ever worked where they really seem to appreciate pole tricks. Finish, dress, lip gloss, brush hair, body spray, out the door.



Bridgette...I've only seen 3 dancers at my club that have mastered the pole. :( I always tip them extra when I sit on their stages and make a point of telling them I loved the pole work. Most dancers won't even attempt pole tricks because of the fall hazard. No health insurance etc. Can't really say I blame them. Most say the tricks don't increase their take home. ::)

Bridgette
03-18-2004, 07:20 PM
Wednesday

St. Patty's Day. Got in closer to my usual time last night, sat at one of the dressing room benches to eat my chicken salad before getting ready for work. It wasn't too busy when I walked in, and there weren't as many girls as usual, so there was plenty of room back there for once. Saw the manager come through wearing a stupid green hat and realized it was St Patty's Day. Oh well, I don't have any green outifts and I wouldn't wear one anyway. I was trying to eat in peace, but it was so cold in there with the lack of girls and the air vent was blowing right on me, I couldn't relax. At that point a couple other girls had sat down on the same bench so I couldn't just scoot over. Had to pick up all my stuff and transfer to a new nest on another bench. In the process I took notice of the fact that the costume lady hasn't been around in the last few days. Also remembered hearing her talk about a new job. Hum, I was thinking of how I would get myself in as the costume lady, maybe I have my chance..... Eat, makeup, dress, lock up my stuff and checkin with the DJ. Scan the room while getting my water and see a few prospects, but my turn for stage comes quickly so I head back for that. I wore my silver lycra shorts and tie top with black boots, a comfy outfit that kinda reminds of a dark Austin Powers type look. Jump out on stage and a guy I've danced for a couple times before practically runs up to tip me. He's clearly happy to see me and I'm happy to see him as I know this means at least $100 right off, and he's a cute moaner.

Finish stage, head out to find my guy, Mr Reporter (he told me he was a reporter on last visit). Don't spot him at the table I thought I saw him go to after tipping me, so scan the room but with my nearsightedness and the darkness of the club I always have a hard time finding people. I leave my glasses in my locker, so that doesn't help. Get waylaid by a talker who got a few dances once but really just likes to see how much of my time he can take up with pointless talk. I can tell this guy is a professional time-waster and I am not in the least interested in his drivel, but I don't see the point in being a bitch and I am always aware of the image I'm projecting so I play polite while I continue to scan for Mr Reporter.

Finally in a couple minutes Mr Reporter swoops in with a huge smile (he'd been at the ATM :biggrin: ) and off we go to his table. I'm excited as hell about my first flight so I spend a few minutes telling him about that, and we joke a little about this and that. He has a good sarcastic sense of humor and I enjoy the little smartassed exchanges we have. Then we look at each other and he asks me for a dance at the same time I was asking him if I could dance. We both laugh and off we go. I know he wants several, but after a couple I still ask if we should keep going. He tells me to just go until he says stop. Fine by me. I already know his trigger spots as I've danced for him twice before but I take pleasure in delaying hitting them a bit. I am kind of a progressive builder when it comes to hotness in dances, and I like best when I can just do several in a row and really do a good build. I'm groovin, making him moan and having my fun. Heh, sometimes I KNOW I have just as much fun as they do. He gets these goofy boyish expressions when I do something he really likes, and I find that terribly cute. Toward the end of the 10th song we both were getting ready for a breather and noticed at the same time that there was a birthday party going on stage and the guys had paid for like 10 girls to do the birthday boy. We both found that sight really amusing so we spent the last 30 seconds or so just watching all the tits and ass and legs as the girls abused the poor guy. He then announced he had to go as he had to work in the AM. He pays, we finish up, I pat him on the butt and head off to the dressing room to freshen up.

Dressing room: Girls are bitching about the DJ (this one is the crappy one everyone hates working with because he sucks at crowd hype and plays songs way too long) and crappy business. I heard nothing but complaining from the girls all night. I pay little attention to it and go about my business brushing hair, wiping sweat, fixing lip gloss, preparing for the attack. While in the mirror I silently wonder why so many girls complain about business at this club when it's busier than I've seen any club in YEARS. Finish up, hit the floor.

Crowd looks pretty good, place isn't packed as it's only Wednesday and I'm sure lots of folks decided to party elsewhere on the holiday. I take a quick walk-through and take note of 3 prospects, then go back to hit the first one when a woman grabs me and tells me she wants a dance for her friend - two couples at the table, she's part of one and wants me to dance for the other. Says she'll pay me double. Great! The other couple is in a pretty tight flirting mode so I hang back a few seconds, then dive in and introduce myself to the lady. She's in her 30s, attractive, having a good time. I don't notice the guy much but then it's always best to pay most attention to the woman and I was originally told to dance for her anyway. We chat a bit while waiting for the song to start, then get down to it. She's into it, he seems to enjoy watching, and a guy at the next table keeps scooting his chair back and peering around the column to watch. I file him as the next target, finish my dance, collect and thank, wish them a good time, and realize I should check in with the DJ to see how close we are to my next set. Guy at the next table goes to the bar to get change to hand me a $5 and tell me he enjoyed watching the dance. Cool, now I KNOW he's getting a dance.

Checkin at DJ, see I've still got an hour or so before my set, write down the song I want for him, and jump on the guy. Chat a bit, song starts, dance - 2 songs and he's hounding me for after hours play, so I'm done, get dressed and paid, wish him a good time, head out. I look for the potentials I'd taken note of earlier, one seems to be gone, other is busy, head to the last. 2 dances, off again. Spend the rest of my time before next stage doing 1-2 dance sets around the room, no real winners so far, then as I'm finishing with a couple guys from Dallas who ask me to come back for more later, I spot Mr Looking from last night standing a few feet away staring at me. I nod, signal I'll be right over, strap my money on the garter and greet him.

He says he's just arrived, he was looking for me. I notice the girl being called on stage was the one just before me last round, so I tell him I've got to check with DJ as I think I'm on stage soon. He says fine come back when I'm done, I kiss him on the cheek and run to DJ. Sure enough I'm next, make sure he's got my song, then head to the back to get ready.

My song comes on, I hit the stage, crowd has thinned by this time and they're not so energetic as before, but I do my thing and get several tippers. One guy was standing there hacking his head off while trying to tip me and tell me to come over (I'd danced for him a week or two ago). I tell him I've got someone waiting, he says he'll pay double, I say I'll look for him. Song ends, I exit deciding in my mind how to handle this. I don't want to toss Mr Looking off but double payment sure is nice!

Get dressed and fixed, strap on the money, wash hands and decide on the way out to ask Mr Looking if he can wait 2 songs while I handle the request, but only if Mr Double is in easy sight. Don't want to spend too much time trapsing around the room when I've already promised my time to a repeat customer. Take a look around on the way through and don't see Mr Double, oh well, head to Mr Looking.

He's ready, but the song was starting immediately when I came up and I don't like to do those walk-up-and-start-dancing moves unless I've already been asked, plus I figure a repeat customer deserves a slight bit more consideration than that. We chat while the song is going, I tell him about my flying, he's shocked as expected. He tells me I'm 'comfy'. Heh, I get that alot. Song starts, we dance. A couple songs along, last call is announced. I had no idea it was that late, but keeping up with the time is generally my last concern at work. He wants more dances, so we finish the night, 5 songs in all. He was a little more perky than the night before, and seemed at a loss when the lights were coming on and he knew I had to go. But he pays, says he'll see me again soon, kiss on cheek, I pat him on the butt and we head in opposite directions.

I go to the DJ to pick up my CD and tip him, and he asks me if it was worth it to come in (all the girls complaining I guess). "Well of course! I always make money." Big grin, good night, back to the dressing room. Room wasn't nearly so packed as usual, which is a nice change for once - it means I can change clothes and pack up without worrying about who I might step or drop something on or who might step or drop something on me - hell I can even breathe a bit.

Pay out, tip out, go home. Ok night, nothing really exciting or terrible. Acceptable money, typical of a Wednesday. I'm satisfied.

Bridgette
03-19-2004, 11:24 AM
Thursday

BLEH! Woke up earlier than usual in the AM so when it was time to get ready for work was already feeling sleepy. Also didn't eat properly and had a headache earlier in the day which lingered. Told myself I need to work and got ready anyway. Headache worsening a bit on the drive in, I was really feeling like I should turn around and go back home, but after dragging myself out I decided I should go ahead and make some money. The hustle isn't that hard here so I figure I can handle it. Take some tylenol and drive on. Stop at McD's for my chicken salad and slug down some Dr Pepper, think I need caffeine and sugar.

Get to work, there's alot of dayshift girls still hanging on (complaining about no $$) so all the decent lockers are full. Have to settle for one of the little cubbyhole lockers by the bathroom and have to literally force my stuff to go in there with some creative positioning.

I'm slow to eat, slow to get ready, slow to checkin, just not feeling well. Shoulda stayed home, but I'm here and I've paid in, so I'm gonna make some money dammit! Just as I'm checking in at DJ, they start the $1 dance thing which annoys me to no end. I hate that crap! It takes away from regular dance time and customers don't really care for it. It does nothing to get the crowd going. Just a damn nuisance. Heh, normally I'd be working by the time that starts, and have some customer buying regular dances who would tip appropriately, so I don't usually do the $1 thing anyway. Hell normally my attitude is WAY higher so I just don't mind!

I decide to sit out the $1 thing from a corner where I can survey the crowd and put my game face on. I'm near the men's bathroom door, and a guy I danced for the other night (one who wanted to come back the next day) comes through and says hi to me. "hey Bridgette you look nice. I looked for you last night but didn't see you. were you working?"....."yes I was working, and I didn't see you either. how are you tonight?"....."well I'm good but now I have to go home and get sleep, got to be in Tucson at 8am. will you be working tomorrow?"....."yeah I'll be here tomorrow"....."say, you don't look very happy, are you ok?"......(great. it shows.) "oh, headache."......"well feel better. hope you have a good night. see ya tomorrow"....."I'll be fine, have a good night." I go back to working on my game face as he heads off. I'm wondering how bad my expression looks, or if it's just a change from my usual bubbly self, which he has seen before and would be expecting.....

$1 thing ends and a bachelor party on stage is immediately called. I always enjoy watching those, so I decide to hang for that and amuse myself, thinking it should at least put a smile on my face. It does, and as soon as it's over, I'm out in the crowd. See a couple prospects, but then it's almost my turn for stage so I head back for that.

Go out, I'm not 100% on my game, but manage to get a few tippers nontheless. Start to feel better, ok I can do this! Finish up, head out, walk up to a guy and he immediately says "your boobs are too big" - ok that's not what I needed to hear, but I laugh and ask in my smartassed way if he's serious or just giving me a hard time. He laughs, says let's dance, so here I go. He's at a table with 3 other guys and I make the rounds, wind up getting 6 dances there. Ok I'm going, I can do this, I am a pro!

I'm still not feeling fabulous so head back to the dressing room to strap on my money and regroup. I'm really not on my game. Headache has lessened but still haning on. Bleh. Put on game face, head out. Some guy grabs me and we do a few dances. Well it's working but I'm feeling sooooo crappy! Back to dressing room to chill for a bit. Maybe if I relax this headache will subside and I can get on it. I'm acutely aware of the time I'm wasting and all the songs I'm letting slip by, but I need to chill.

See a guy on the way that I've danced for a few times, he usually gets 5 from me and some dances from other girls too. He's getting a dance, so I just wave and wink at him and continue on.

Dressing room: Find a corner on a bench to lie down on my side, try to relax for a few minutes. Can't. Customers are waiting, I'm wasting time, girls and music are loud. Everyone is bitching about the bad business. I'm wondering to myself why on earth these girls complain so much - I've managed to do $100 so far feeling like absolute shit. The place is packed and guys are buying dances. I'm beginning to think I work with a mighty lot of pissy little bitches. Rrrrr, got to relax. Try to think about something else. Notice again the missing costume lady. Make mental note to talk to manager about that when I'm feeling better.

Just can't relax, time is wasting, might as well tough it out and see if I can at least turn enough dances to pay fees and tips, leaving me with my $100. Head out, maybe the repeat guy I saw will be free. There's some girl just sitting there bullshitting at the table, taking up space, so I stand near a column to scope the crowd, I am soooo not feeling this. Guy walks up and tells me his friend wants a dance. Great! Follow him back to the table calculating how many I need to cover my payouts....4. Ok, 2 guys at the table, one has already asked for me, surely I can get 4 dances here. Two for the first guy, another? Handing me money for 3, "now dance for my friend." Dance that, he doesn't have money, I'm about to get dressed, first guy tells me "come on girl give me one more." Great. I don't have to hustle anymore, I've got $100 profit, it's just about midnight. I could probably hang around til close and get a few more, but I just don't have it in me. Back to the dressing room to get dressed and go home.

Manager walks through and comments, "wow you're leaving early."...."yeah feel like crap"...."well feel better." Another girl comes through and a similar exchange follows. Dress, pack up, pick my way through the crowd, wave to the repeat guy who's now free (of course), he waves me over. "Why are you leaving early?"...."headache"....."oh well hope you feel better, see ya again soon"....."sure, have fun."

Get to the door, 2 bouncers are there and both look shocked, "wow you're leaving early"...."yeah, headache, feel like crap, can't do it." Doorgirl - "Bridgette you can pay Ernie your tipout"...."who's ernie?" Bouncer - "oh he's the guy with his thumb up his ass in the bathroom." Me - "well who is he anyway?"......"hey I can take your tipout and I'll make sure he gets it I promise"....."ok sure." We walk to the car, I hand him my tipout and his tip. He comments how I must really feel bad because I work all the time and never leave early. "yeah." I wonder if he'll really turn in my tipout, but I really don't care at that point and I can always find out tomorrow.

Drive home. It's hard to say I shoulda stayed home because I did gain $100, but I can't help wondering if it was worth it. Right now, feeling much better after sleep, I think it was worth it. My pocket says so!

Richard_Head
03-19-2004, 07:29 PM
Dressing room: Find a corner on a bench to lie down on my side, try to relax for a few minutes. Can't. Customers are waiting, I'm wasting time, girls and music are loud. Everyone is bitching about the bad business. I'm wondering to myself why on earth these girls complain so much - I've managed to do $100 so far feeling like absolute shit. The place is packed and guys are buying dances. I'm beginning to think I work with a mighty lot of pissy little bitches.

LOL Bridgette, I think you're right, that place is packed everytime I'm there whether it's dayshift or nightshift, many of those girls have no clue, remember this thread (it's from a visit to your club a while back):

http://www.stripclubjunkie.com/forum/index.php/yabbse/t88.htm

Probably also an advantage that you're better looking than many of them. Hopefully I can get back in sometime next week.

EvilCyn
03-20-2004, 07:28 AM
OMG, are you ready for this one !!!!!!!!!!!1

I have never been so mad and insulted in my life.........

The hole where I bartend, and many have heard me complain of this and that .......

They work thing behind the bar by a sales per customer,
they want you to hit $30 per guy, and say they'll live with like $22........
So for like ever I was always #1 for the week, and then I decided that I am no longer going to push for customers to buy me drinks with like a 1/16th of a shot in it, WHY???
because I don't drink in the first place.........
Not only that, I am proud of the fact I am in this biz, and don't drink, I am hiding part of who I am by going along with
" yes I am a flaming alcoholic, and please buy me another"

But wait it gets better I have talked to thee owner and managment about getting a damn coffee pot NO WE DON"T HAVE ONE!!!!
I have tried to explain to them, that I am such a spaz that customers will buy me coffee to see me keep going !!!

He refuses to even let me buy a coffee pot, and the coffe, and let customers buy me coffee because he says "coffee is for weak minded people"
Once again sorry I am not a flaming alcoholic.............

So this is the point I am getting too,

I go into work yesterday, and the other bartender and I get told we are being to entertaining behind the bar, we can't refuse any drinks offered, and that we are not the entertainment customers are looking for (REALLY BIG BULLSHIT !!! ) and that thee owner is thinking of firing all of his bartending staff to start all over again because we just arn't cutting it, and we are TOO entertaining behing the bar.......

Now mind you, the 2 guys who spent thee most money yesterday who stayed our whole 6 hour shift came in WHY???

To see the bartenders !!!!!!!!!not the skanks, and told each skank so as they tried to sit with them, but were kind enough to by the girls drinks while they did sit there !!!!!

(I hope any dancers on this site knows I am only refering to the girls I work with here as skanks because of what they think they need to do to make money, and our bar allows it to go on)
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can not believe that now I am wondering every time I go in if I am going to have a job and mostly because I am speaking up about the fact I am not a drinker, or that maybe something should be done about what the girls are doing before the whole bar is closed down........

I am one of the best bartenders out there, and yes I am egotistical about it, because I know that I am....... Over a year and a half I have been in this hole, and I now see that it has really lower how I feel about myself because of the way the run it........
So yes I will be out looking for another job, I can't deal with this anymore, I can't just quit, my family and house won't allow that, but they day I can tell the owner to fuck off, and dump a cup of Burger King coffee on his head will be what I am living for !!!!!!!!!!!
Oh wait,

A really good customer of ours was in, and with out anyone asking him too, runs to Burger King and brings 3 of us coffee
( he knows myself and my fellow bartender don't drink and a drunk dancer) Holy shit did we get reemed for having outside coffee, guess what, that money could have gone to the bar if we had WHAT???? a damn coffee pot......

He did this out of spite, he had heard about us get reemed behind the bar, and was mullified that we were told basicly not to be entertaining, so he did it just to piss them off, and he did........hehehehehe !!!!

Thanks for letting me vent, and sorry it was so long, I work tonight so I am sure I'll be pissed all over again !!!

Licks Cyn

Richard_Head
03-20-2004, 08:08 AM
Cyn, could you quit bartending and start dancing more often at your new club? Is that a possibility, at least until you find another bartending job? Could you bartend at the new club?

EvilCyn
03-20-2004, 08:26 AM
The new club is all tight and good with bartending, those girls aren't giving any shifts up, and if I was back there I wouldn't either....
Bartending is more consistant , I can almost tell you waht I'll make for a certain shift........
I don't miss the oh great $400 shift and then like oh shit 3 $20 shifts in a row dancing.........
I did really think about that, just saying fuck it, and dancing full time till I find another bartening job, but I will burn out quick and I am loving only dancing part time, I enjoy it again !!! I don't want to lose that enjoyment again!!

Thanks for your reply it means alot sometimes just to have people listen for a minute !!

Licks Cyn

SportsWriter2
03-20-2004, 09:16 AM
Cyn, I see clubs with the Cheers factor and good social interaction. They make money, but then some idiot manager thinks he can make MORE money by sticking a monkey wrench in the natural process.... Good luck with your guerrilla warfare!!!!