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Bridgette
04-10-2004, 03:45 AM
Friday
I got ready for work today wondering if the holiday would cause us to have a slow night or not. Arrived and noticed there weren't as many cars in the parking lot as usual....hum. Go in and see a decent amount of customers, but not many girls. Guess they all decided to party or do the family thing. Noticed the reigning Miss Hi-Liter on stage, wearing a pair of chaps! This girl NEVER wears anything but a bikini, what the hell was she doing in chaps? Ahhh, I remembered the first night I wore my chaps outfit in there, she was commenting on how cool it was. Could it be that Miss Hi-Liter was copying me? :biggrin:
Get dressed and checkin, get water, hit the stage. Got a few tippers, pretty good actually, especially for the slower crowd. Good start to the night. Mr Dressing Room from Tuesday night came up to tip, said he wanted dances. Cool! After stage I headed over to him, we chatted a bit and he asked me to start; LOL I was only waiting for the song to change! We danced, 16 this time, he was pleasant and has an entertaining attitude. About 4-5 songs into our string though, I noticed Mr Looking sitting next to us. He smiled from ear to ear when he saw me notice him. Of course I smiled too, and made sure to wink or smile every now and then when I turned away from Mr Dressing Room. He seemed to appreciate the attention as he turned away numerous girls while I danced. It got packed with customers and girls during that string....
After I finished with Mr Dressing Room, I knew it would be my turn for stage again soon, so I greeted Mr Looking briefly before checking in with DJ. I had two more girls to go, so went back to dance a couple songs. Blitz dance (very short $1 dances) was immediately called, so I did those for him, and one more dance before heading off to get ready for stage. Had to tinkle!
Did my thing in a hurry and made it just in time to wash hands and pull my clothes together and run out on stage. Tippers were flocking it seemed, I didn't have time to get to them all. Shoulda had two songs that set, but oh well. One guy asked for a dance, so I got him to show me where he was sitting so I could find him, finished up and jumped off to fix myself and head out to him.
We chatted a bit, and turns out he saw me 2-3 weeks ago, wearing my red vinyl corset and shorts, but club was closing and he just stuffed a couple dollars in my cleavage, said something about me being 'awesome' and headed out with the herd. I remembered him because of the tip he gave me on the way out the door after all the lights had been turned on. He was duly impressed that I remembered :biggrin:
We danced, but after the first song I got called to stage to do a bachelor party so we decided to continue after. I went up with two other girls for the bachelor, he was totally trashed, we did our thing, got his shirts off and his pants undone, and I pulled him up and made him get on all fours so I could ride him like a cowgirl while slapping his ass. Hehe I always have fun with that! His friends loved that, they threw a bunch of dollars for us which we split later. Finished up there and headed back to my dude. He was dressed in a shiny button-down shirt and black pants with zippers all over and black glasses. He was very much a subby fetish guy, clearly bisexual, and I took great pleasure in toying with him; those guys are always amusing :biggrin: He got 5 more dances, tipped well, and I was off to dance for a couple dudes I'd seen checking me out while I was dancing for Mr Bi-Subby.
Couple dances each for them, few more dances here and there, then back to Mr Looking. (He'd said when I left earlier I could make some rounds before coming back this time.) He wanted a few more dances, then time to checkin with DJ again. It would have been my turn in two more girls, but it was 12:30 so I wanted to just hustle the last few songs, asked DJ to take me off rotation. I tip well so no problem *wink*. I fixed myself in the dressing room then headed back out, saw Mr Subby and he waved me over. Did the last few dances for him and the night was over.
It was busy as usual, Fridays are always packed to the point you can't do anything without bumping into people. I really like the craziness of it, climbing over people, bumping into one as I'm dancing for another. Half the time as I'm dancing for one guy my ass or leg or foot is rubbing somebody else's head or leg :biggrin: I like it, make use of it, and get more dances out of it! Woohoo!
Side note: DJ has been really playing the songs well lately, in fact ever since the night I had my 'fit', if you could call it that, it's been better. He's even getting better at not playing 30 seconds of dead song between every girl. Of course I give him plenty of encouraging words to let him know it's appreciated, as well as the extra bucks in his pocket to help him remember. Other girls have noticed as well and started tipping better too. Hopefully he'll stick with the program!
This week has been good, back to normal for me, after a couple hard weeks with this month's raging PMS and DJ overplaying songs and several jerk customers. This week everything was rolling smoothly, as most weeks go. I'm a happy camper. :)
Glad you had a good week B. And thanks for the great report ;D
FBR
Bridgette
04-10-2004, 04:41 PM
Added to Friday's report:
Forgot to mention, I'd met and danced for this really cute, tall young thang on Wednesday night at the end of the night. He got a couple dances and then last song was called, so since there were few customers left, I sat and chatted with him for the last song. I've been in a sexual drought so it was REALLY tempting to make a move with this one, but being ever the professional, I didn't. He was a shy one, and judging from his reaction to a couple remarks/phrases I'd used, rather sheltered. I could see potential there though. He did not make any mention of extra-curricular activities but I had the feeling he just didn't have time to work up to it. Oh what I could do with one of those......
Well he came back on Friday and tipped me on stage with a huge grin, but I was so busy I didn't realize it was him until after the fact. Dammit!!! This goes totally against my policy of not messing with customers, but damn! On the drive home I found myself wishing I'd managed to find my way to that one and investigated the situation further. Aarrgg! I reckon if I see this one again I'll make a move. I have been entirely too good for entirely too long!
Richard_Head
04-10-2004, 10:48 PM
Hmmmm, you must be confused Bridgette, I was there Thursday, not Wednesday and Friday.
Bridgette
04-12-2004, 05:33 AM
Well damn I musta been so mesmerized I got my days all confused!
Bridgette
04-16-2004, 08:41 AM
Thursday
This was the 3rd week of the Miss Hi-Liter qualifying rounds, and I'd thought about entering, but decided to just work instead and wait til next week. Finals are May 13 so I'm in no rush, just have to place at least 3rd in one of the qualifiers to get into finals.
Went through my usual getting ready routine which you guys are probably familiar with, and as soon as I stepped out to get my water, a new regular tapped me on the shoulder. He wanted to know if I was available and ready for dances. This is Mr Dressing Room from the Night of the Gun. :biggrin: This one hounds me quite a bit for a date, but I've told him it's not happening and he continues to buy 20+ dances per visit, and he's fun other than that, so I tolerate the date-hounding. I DID make it clear that repeatedly asking serves no point, so this time he didn't ask at all until once atthe end. Who knows how much longer this will last, you all know I don't like playing the game that is required to maintain these guys, and this club is so busy I can make the same money with or without the regulars (unless the regs tip more, which I never ask for anyway). Mr Dressing Room is quite entertained by my sarcasm, so I always feel free to let it rip with him. Makes it more fun for me :biggrin: I also enjoy sliding in little tidbits about my sexual tastes and some past escapades, his reactions are so amusing.
During our dance marathon, the contest came and went, and you can read about that here, reply #7
I also saw Mr Looking standing strategically and watching at one point, so I knew he'd be next. Sure enough, as soon as I hit the floor after refreshing from Mr Dressing Room's marathon, Mr Looking tapped me on the shoulder. Straight over to his table I go, he had a friend again, same moron he'd had the other night, only this time the moron was alot less annoying. Perhaps he was less drunk this time, but I like to think he'd learned from the first time he tried to be an ass with me :biggrin:
Mr Looking had been coming in 2-3 times per week previously, but getting fewer dances. This time I hadn't seen him in roughly a week, and he was ready for a marathon, said we'd finish the night. Well alright! I lost count on the dances, I knew what it was give or take 1, but couldn't remember so after last song and he was getting money out I went to DJ to check how many girls had gone after my last set to get the count (we'd been interupted after 5 for my stage set). Scatterbrained (I think cokehead) DJ didn't know, he is quite disorganized which I find annoying even though in all other aspects he does a great job.
So I told Mr Looking I just wasn't sure, it was around 14 give or take 1. He paid me for 15 and said he didn't care, it was money well spent. :) He has become a pretty damn good boy really. He has this goofy way of nodding his head or licking his lips when I do something he likes. Sometimes, as sit on his lap and lean back over his shoulder bringing my boobs together to give him a good view as I play and tweak on them, he dreamily rolls 'Briiiidg-eeette' out of his mouth like he's daydreaming or something. I find it kinda cute. LOL tonight at one point I was kneeling in front of him with my boobs in his lap, playing with his nipples, and he reached his hand toward my left boob, not grabbing but just coming close, with the funniest look on his face, like a little boy trying to reach into the cookie jar.
As is my custom, I smacked both guys on the ass as I bid them goodnight. Not sure what they think of that, but hey I like it! Didn't get to dance for anyone else, I was fuckoed the whole night. It was a smooth night all in all and nice for an occasional change of pace, but I prefer the hop around hustle over all-night dances with 1 or 2 guys. There are just so many moves you can do and only so long you can prolong the grind before it starts to get repetitive. I try not to be, but after an hour straight it's difficult, and I often wonder if my customers feel that. I guess not, or at least it's not too bad or they wouldn't keep buying dances!
That was a fun report B ;D I'm chiming in with Jay..thanks!
I really enjoyed your description about the time spent with Mr Looking. I was visualizing as I was reading LOL I know better, of course, but it sounds like your growing a little fond of him ::) Kinda like the raggedy stray cat that shows up on your back porch every morning. You feed him, all the while thinking what a pain in the ass. Then one day he doesnt show and you realize you miss him LOL
Odds are this guy is just as goofy as he appears (but at least he spends) but maybe hes more clever than we give him credit for. The goofy facade could be just that. Its seems your dropping your defenses and maybe hes getting ready to close in for the kill LOL We'll have to ask Mr_P if this is a strategy he may have employed at one time or another ;D
FBR
SportsWriter2
04-16-2004, 07:59 PM
This is the story of two New England girls at a recent amateur night in Florida. One finished second ($300), and the other finished third ($200) in a field of 12. Imagine two beautiful "girl next door" types telling me this in a non-smoking booth at Applebee's (the high booths in Friday's are so much better).
#3: "We danced there at an amateur night. We heard this place had a $1000 contest, so we walked in wearing jeans. It took her like five minutes to get them off on stage cuz they're so tight."
#2: "We had street clothes and the others were total pros in stripper clothes. Except one fat pig with dimples on her thighs back AND front. She was wearing a tube top as a SKIRT! Can you believe that?"
#3: "We figured we had it won cuz they go by audience applause. The first time she [#2] got the most applause of anyone. I got almost the same. This skinny Latina stripper got a lot less than us, even though she was wicked dirty. But then they did it again and her boys started whistling. They did it a third time and her boys whistled even more. The higher the pitch, the higher the noise meter goes, and we had no boys there, so she won."
#2: "We didn't know the rules, either. Like the manager told me I couldn't hold anything open. You know the little slide I do with my middle finger."
Me: "Uh huh, where your vagina and butthole both open up. That's a sly little move."
#2: "But they wouldn't let me DO that."
#3: "And I thought he meant you couldn't stick your ass up in the air cuz it would open up. So I probably did the least of anyone."
Me: "Yeah huh, cuz I can't see anyone beating you move for move, except maybe her [looks at #2 and smiles].
#3: "I'm happpy, though, cuz an older guy gave me $50 and said I should have won."
Me: "You know what you learned?"
#3 [smiling]: "No, what?"
Me [beckoning her closer]: "Latina cookies rule Florida."
#2: "No kidding, huh? You always know how to make us feel good."
Bridgette
04-17-2004, 03:55 AM
FBR, perhaps he is figuring on moving in for the kill, but there will be no kill. I do find his little quirks amusing, but I'd just as soon laphop as finish the night with him. In fact I prefer laphopping, unless someone like Brad Pitt is in the house, then I MIGHT find my ass perma-glued to his lap :biggrin:
sander8son
04-19-2004, 08:49 AM
then I MIGHT find my ass perma-glued to his lap :biggrin:
i know a good way to make a girl perma-glued to my lap.
LOL ;-)
come-on, i can't be the only one here with a dirty mind.
Lilith
04-22-2004, 12:36 PM
Wednesday
Sloooooow night. We has almost thirty girls and about as many customers. Only two heavy-hitting competitors there for me to work against, though, which was a plus, and a lot of new girls. I got in kind of late so I spent the interminable time between getting on the list and hitting the stage at the bar with a new girl who is pretty fun to hang out with. One of those "always in, never spends" customers joined us, which did have the added benefit of making me look busy and desirable (and is about all he is good for, despite being very enjoyable to talk to).
Stage was slooooooow. Fortunately, I received nothing but five's. That's always nice. An older gent asked me to join him later and I promptly did just that after thanking everyone else. We adjourned to the sports bar for a quiet conversation, and he was one of those who love to ask me questions about the business' technical side. Kevin bought me a Coke and a rose, then we went to VIP. Four plus a nice tip. Pleasant start to an evening, plus a buffer against potentially bad business.
We have no fewer than TEN new girls, all from a new club which started strong and has rapidly gone downhill. The girls at that club are not so good-looking, nor is the club as posh, but they are even more expensive than my evening gown club. Very bad business model. We end up with a lot of their girls (most of whom don't last very long or go to the second-tier day shift). They changed their costumes constantly. That was mildly amusing. Even more amusing was that as soon as I put my hair into the trademark pigtails, three others did the same. None of them made much money.
Several lookie-lous "I'm-just-here-for-the-expensive-beer" later, I ran across a most interesting fellow. He put himself through college as, in order: a male stripper, a housemom and a professional dom. Thirty-ish naval officer now, and he was quite taken with me and my obvious confidence and aggressive streak. He didn't have the money for dances, but he didn't waste my time and he was most generous with the stage tips. A rather enjoyable departure from the customer before him, who wanted to know why any of us girls would stoop to a 'place like this" (which begged the question from me as to what he was doing in a "place like this" if he thought so little of the entertainments offered).
Another stage performance which bored me to tears from lack of tipping (and made me threaten to put Viagra in the tap) and then I snagged a fellow by the DJ booth. Very drunk, almost incapable of speech. He bought two. No tip, but since that put me in a solid second place I wasn't complaining. Shocking how little money was in the club.
New shoes were giving me a backache (I broke BOTH pairs of shoes last week) and I was getting tired and didn't feel well, so my hustle was apathetic at best now that it was late. Not that it mattered, no one was buying. One more lackluster stage performance (our DJ really cranked the tunes on my favorite song, which made up for it) during which one nice-looking man tipped me on all three stages. He was my best mark, so I asked to join him. We mostly talked about our siblings (both of us have three brothers) and the Smashing Pumpkins. We arranged a VIP, but he only had money for one. The crowd was ridiculously not tipping the stage, so I decided to hold off that VIP for a couple more songs. I hate sitting in the dressing room but it was downright silly how these people weren't spending. We hit VIP quite late, after a nice chat for almost half an hour, and there was NO ONE back there. At the end of the night, with a crowd of this size, the VIP should have been full. I was the only one there. Pathetic.
All in all, it was a gratifying evening. Both heavy-hitters beat me on dance counts, but not by much, and the fourth place girl wasn't even close. I met some very nice men who were free with the sincere compliments and had a good time. It was a decent start to my work week.
Lilith
04-23-2004, 11:38 AM
Thursday
Like pulling teeth; that's how into it the customers were last night. It was amazingly boring until nearly eleven (we had maybe ten customers). Fortunately, a semi-regular came in. Mr. Dolce Cabanna (you can smell him from across the room) is high maintenence, touchy-feely and sometimes inconsistent but he makes it worth my while more often than not. His ATF is Divyne and I'm his steady substitute for when she's not working, and last night she wasn't working, so I gave it a go. Spent the requisite 45 minutes with him and off we went to VIP. Mr. Dolce runs the gamut of drinks-only to two-dances-no-tip to six-dances-biiiiig-tip; like I said, he's inconsistent. Tonight I got three plus nice tip, which was perfectly fine by me. He left immediately afterwards.
Dribs and drabs from here on out. Found a Chris (for some reason, men named Chris always buy from me. I dunno, it's wacky but it works) and got one plus tip. One guy had just come in; condescending as hell but he told his buddy to buy a dance from me. Wade paid in advance (plus tip). Good thing, because Wade was so drunk he couldn't even hold his head up. Nor would he keep his hands off my ass or his lips off of anything else. He lost dancing priviledges halfway through the song and I told him he needed to switch to water. He promised to do that (and really didn't have a choice in the matter, as the VIP bouncer had witnessed the whole thing and radio'ed the bar).
Got distracted by this gorgeous Asian man named Kendi; dayum. Wasted some time just bullshitting before I tore myself away. Snagged a quick $20 tableside from this whiny old guy (Why don't you get naked? Why can't I touch? This town sucks. Blah blah blah) and then had to do my duty on stage. Kendi grabbed me on my way down and asked for a dance (Yes!!). Once more, there was NO ONE in the back at the end of the night. Hmmmph. Ridiculous. Showtime was right after that and the DJ played this absolutely fecking hysterical song; some death metal cover of Baby Got Back. It was the greatest!
Velvet and I went out for coffee after work and she flashed a bunch of guys in the restaurant parking lot. Best part of the night.
SportsWriter2
04-24-2004, 11:11 AM
I always enjoy reading your reports, Lilith. I always wondered if being inconsistent made a regular more or less interesting to dancers. I hear a lot of derisive comments about guys who are sooo predictable.
Lilith
04-24-2004, 12:19 PM
It's the personality that makes a man more or less interesting to dancers. Being consistent gets our time. I analyze Mr. Dolce Cabanna veeery carefully in the first minutes; if it looks like a drinks-only night then I depart quickly, regular or no. He's fairly simple to read though; a drink offered immediately means drinks-only, but a drink offered eventually means a prelude to VIP money. No drink offered at all means Divyne is working, lol.
Moneywise
04-25-2004, 06:14 PM
It's the personality that makes a man more or less interesting to dancers. Being consistent gets our time. I analyze Mr. Dolce Cabanna veeery carefully in the first minutes; if it looks like a drinks-only night then I depart quickly, regular or no. He's fairly simple to read though; a drink offered immediately means drinks-only, but a drink offered eventually means a prelude to VIP money. No drink offered at all means Divyne is working, lol.
That's very interesting lilith. Thanks for the wonderful narratives. They're always a pleasure to read.
I guess I would be rather difficult to read then b/c I always offer my fave a drink as soon as she sits down and like to split my 20's & 50's up into two pockets. Therefore she never really knows what I have in store. ;D
I like the elements of suprise and spontaneity. The funny thing is I don't particularly enjoy either one when I am the recipient.
Lilith
04-26-2004, 12:43 PM
I guess I would be rather difficult to read then b/c I always offer my fave a drink as soon as she sits down and like to split my 20's & 50's up into two pockets.
The aforementioned would be Mr Dolce's method. I would have to spend time with you to determine yours, but it is likely different.
I like the elements of suprise and spontaneity. The funny thing is I don't particularly enjoy either one when I am the recipient.
Ditto. Someone both inconsistent and impossible to read would never get the high-maintenence treatment of Mr Dolce, as the odds would be too great that it would not be worth it.
Bridgette
05-01-2004, 03:15 PM
Friday
This was a different night for me, since we're not allowed to drink at work here and I arrived at work a bit drunk!
I went with Cute Redhead, Miss W, Miss AR and the massage guy to Houston's before work to celebrate Cute Redhead's b-day. I had managed to have a small but very scary car accident on the way (some ASSHOLE decided to pull in front of me on the highway, not 2 feet in front of my bumper and going much slower than my 70mph) - so I was in the mood for a lil drinky winky! We met up at the club beforehand about 6:30 and I slammed back two Captain Morgan and Diet Cokes in the space of about 10 minutes while waiting for Miss W to show up.
Got to Houston's and during the course of the meal I had another 3 Captain and Diets, the others were drinking too and we were all joking farily loudly. Of course we managed to get the attention of everyone in the vicinity LOL
Back to the club around 9:30, got dressed on the floor for about 10. A little late but I was in a rip-roaring good (drunk) mood so I didn't care! I am not used to working with alcohol since moving here 3 months ago, so it was kinda fun. I daresay I was a bit more aggressive than usual, or at least I was having fun being tipsy at work - like I was getting away with something. Kinda wanted to sneak another shot of Captain in my Diet Coke with one customer who would have been more than happy to oblige, but alas, I couldn't bring myself to go for it.
It was a typical Friday night, too many customers and not enough time to get to them all. Had to climb over people and turn down several requests because I was just too busy. But ya know, I really don't mind! As you all know by now I am an avid ass-smacker and there was this one cute boy who never managed to get a seat that I kept cruising by and smacking on the ass as I went from one customer to another :biggrin: Another one got his ass thoroughly groped by me as I went for a water at the bar. He turned and commented that 'some of the girls here must think they're real slick' because it was the third time somebody had smacked or grabbed his ass. I grinned and said 'hey there's nothing wrong with a little grab-ass! He replied it wasn't fair the guys couldn't do it to us - I countered that of course it's totally fair! Nothing wrong with turning the tables on the guys now and then.
At one point I was doing a string of dances for this dude and did a backwards straddle, leaned forward and to complete the move needed something to put my hands on, so used the lap of some other dude in front of me. He was there with some chick but apparently neither were bothered. I do something like this occasionally, and there is something I just like about sammiching myself between two guys :biggrin:
I even treated myself to a meal out at the Five and Diner after work. Too bad I didn't find a guy who really struck my fancy, cuz I might've REALLY had a good story to tell LOL And the sexual drought continues....
fishnet
05-01-2004, 04:17 PM
LOL... nice report Bridgette! :) This is a little off topic but hasn't been discussed yet. When in PR, you posted your club's prices which seemed steep.. The club took hefty fees as I recall. Now you are in the land of $10 dances. Does this make it tough keeping your standard of living up? I'm curious. If I moved to AZ, my income would drop at least 40%. :( A co-worker moved to Sedona thinking the cost of living would be less and make up for the wage drop. It didn't. He moved back after a year and a half. He just wasn't making it there. It kills me knowing RH is getting dances for $10 that I have to pay $20 for. :D Our $10 dances are 2-2.5 minutes tops. ::) The $20 dances are 3-3.5 minutes. How does AZ compare to PR?
Bridgette
05-01-2004, 05:39 PM
I was wondering when someone would ask me this.
In PR it was a given that one night a week would suck - $150 or less. It was also pretty much given that at least one would be great - $500+, sometimes alot of +. The other nights would be mediocre, $200-400. The thing I didn't stress alot about working down there was that pretty much all the nights that were great $$wise involved late night VIPs that extended long after the bar 'closed'. I was often there until 6-8am to make that money because the big spenders never seemed to show up until after 2am. So I had to put in alot of 10+ hour shifts to make that money there. The club did take huge cuts of everything, which I didn't mind much as they did provide me with the venue and customer base to make the big money. Most clubs with higher earnings potential take bigger cuts of what the girls sell. Part of the deal.
Here, I'll never have a $500+ night unless I go in early and work a long shift. You just can't do it with $10 dances in 3-4 hours, the typical shift, unless you get some dude tipping ALOT extra, which rarely if ever happens. But unless I'm really feeling bad or leave early, I'll pretty much never have a shift under $200 here either. I know pretty much what I'm going to make every night based on what time I hit the floor, and I don't ever have to work until daylight! $10 dances here are ridiculously easy to sell and I am always on the go. The DJ commented Thursday night that I'm a 'fucking machine, always busy', because even on a slower night I'll still make money. I guess mainly because of experience, drive, and partly the fact that I find a $10 dance soooo easy to sell after being used to selling $30 dances and expensive champagnes.
My average here for a 5 night week is almost the same as my average was in PR, with the exception that there was (at the time, not anymore) the occasional REALLY good week down there that I'll never have here without going in much earlier and dancing my ass off. My rent is slightly more than half what I was paying in PR. My utilities are about the same. I didn't need a car in PR and do need one here, but that expense still isn't enough to make up for the extra rent I was paying down there, plus taxi fees a couple times a week for certain destinations that were too far to walk.
So why don't I go in earlier here and try for that extra money? Partly because I don't really need it, partly because I value my daytime for other activities such as excercise, flying lessons, working on my soon-to-arrive online stripper gear biz, etc. At times when I find I need extra money I will go in earlier and pull more hours of course. But I won't ever do it regularly for the reasons already mentioned, plus the fact that at the pace I work here, I couldn't keep it up too long without seeing my average hourly earnings drop. One can only run constantly for so long without needing breaks ya know.
>>Added:
I haven't checked the statistics for cost of living vs income standards here but I've spent time in Sac and I can tell you that I'm quite sure alot of people prefer to live here with a possible/probable lower income! I think the cost of living is relative on several levels. Perhaps it is more expensive to live in primo areas of town here than in Sac (Phx is a much bigger city after all), but I'm thinking that for most average folks, one could find comparable housing for less here than in Sac. I have more apartment here than I did in PR for alot less money. My ex paid quite a bit more in rent in Sac for ALOT less apartment than I have here, for a comparable neighborhood. The only difference is I have a longer commute, but again, this is ALOT bigger city. Commutes are naturally going to be longer in a city 4 times the size of another.
Richard_Head
05-01-2004, 05:40 PM
I went with Cute Redhead, Miss W, Miss AR and the massage guy to Houston's before work to celebrate Cute Redhead's b-day.
Is that the Ms W with the indian tattoo? I like her ;).
I had managed to have a small but very scary car accident on the way (some ASSHOLE decided to pull in front of me on the highway, not 2 feet in front of my bumper and going much slower than my 70mph) - so I was in the mood for a lil drinky winky!
LOL, don't you just love these AZ drivers? We seem to have a nice mixture of old retiree's, rednecks, and those who learned to drive on PS2.
Too bad I didn't find a guy who really struck my fancy, cuz I might've REALLY had a good story to tell LOL And the sexual drought continues....
you know, I have a friend ;) who could help you out there ;D.
It kills me knowing RH is getting dances for $10 that I have to pay $20 for. :D
LOL, you've gotta love the $10 dances, if it makes you feel any better fish they are only one way contact dances.
Bridgette
05-01-2004, 05:56 PM
RH yes we are talking about the same Miss W.
I realized drivers here SUCK since day 1. My biggest annoyance is the dipshit who cruises along at 60 in the far left lane, then when I come along on cruise control at 70 and begin to pass, he decides to speed up. Like they're asleep or something until someone comes along at NORMAL highway speeds and wakes them up. Or the fuckers who pass at blazing speeds, pull in front of me and then slow down. WTF???
Friend? Who is this 'friend'? :biggrin:
Richard_Head
05-01-2004, 06:12 PM
Bridgette, what kind of contact did you give in PR, was it more, less, or the same as AZ? Do you think that the fact that the dances here are only $10 lead to less expectation for extras (compared to the $30 dances)?
fishnet
05-01-2004, 06:30 PM
I was wondering when someone would ask me this.
In PR it was a given that one night a week would suck - $150 or less. It was also pretty much given that at least one would be great - $500+, sometimes alot of +.
LOL...you're killin' me. I always do my best to take care of my girl. My ATF and current fav have always taken care of me. ;D For 2 years their low night (with me) would be a great one for you. ::) Maybe the last 2 months off has done me some good. :P Then again, maybe it hasn't. ::) If my current fav writes back this week, she'll have another great night ++. I'm weak and she is awesome! LOL. ;)
Thanks for the 411! :)
fishnet
05-01-2004, 06:40 PM
It kills me knowing RH is getting dances for $10 that I have to pay $20 for. :D
LOL, you've gotta love the $10 dances, if it makes you feel any better fish they are only one way contact dances.
LOL...my club is one way contact too... unless you've logged time with the dancer and she likes you ;D/ wants your business ;D. Then it is whatever you can get away with before the bouncers make their next set of rounds. LOL. ;)
Richard_Head
05-01-2004, 06:57 PM
I went with Cute Redhead, Miss W, Miss AR and the massage guy to Houston's before work to celebrate Cute Redhead's b-day.
LOL, just trying to crack the code, would Ms AR be the dancer featured in the local newspaper ads (The Arizona Republic)? If so, I like her too, the bartender must have been in heaven ;).
It kills me knowing RH is getting dances for $10 that I have to pay $20 for. :D
LOL, you've gotta love the $10 dances, if it makes you feel any better fish they are only one way contact dances.
LOL...my club is one way contact too... unless you've logged time with the dancer and she likes you ;D/ wants your business ;D. Then it is whatever you can get away with before the bouncers make their next set of rounds. LOL. ;)
LOL, it's like that here too.
Happy_Camper
05-01-2004, 06:59 PM
...Maybe the last 2 months off has done me some good. :P Then again, maybe it hasn't. ::) ...
Damn, I am only at two weeks and it is starting to kill me.
fishnet
05-01-2004, 07:32 PM
...Maybe the last 2 months off has done me some good. :P Then again, maybe it hasn't. ::) ...
Damn, I am only at two weeks and it is starting to kill me.
LOL...I feel your pain HC!!! And have been for 1.5 months. :( Miss P wrote back within the hour so she will have a great night soon. LOL. ;)
Bridgette
05-02-2004, 04:47 AM
Contact in PR was similar to here, with the exception that guys could touch non-private parts (no crotch/ass/boobs) in VIP. Some girls got away with more, but they were also, ahem, less than beautiful and apparently paid quite a bit to the guys to look the other way. Par for the course.
Fish, don't get me wrong - should have been more clear. I don't consider $500 a great night. It's a good night, better than average certainly. I almost counted on making about that every weekend night I worked so I most certainly did not get excited over $500. OVER that is what I consider a great night - over as in $700+. Most customers don't spend NEARLY what you apparently do, and I'm betting your girls don't make nearly so much on an average night. For most strippers anything over 500 is a good night.
The thing most strippers don't focus on is weekly and monthly averages. In most clubs where potential is very high, there's also an equal potential to have quite a few really shitty nights mixed in to lower the overall average. Most girls like to focus on the good nights and write off the bad ones. They may have a 4-day week which consists of one crappy day, two mediocre days and one good day, for a total of, say 1500-2k for the week. But they can work the same 4 days in a club with lower high potential but steady good average days, and wind up with a similar total at the end of the week. But most people don't look at the weekly total and see that one day of great money at the one club and convince themselves that is better, when in reality it's the same or at least similar.
The thing many regular customers don't see is that when they're not there spending the big money, the girls sometimes have slow crappy low$ nights.
I worked in Sac and made good money there (more than here), but the shifts were about twice as long, about 7p-2a. I work 4 hours here at MOST and my weekly average is almost what it was in PR and in Sac. I have to work my ass off during those 3-4 hours to make it here, but I don't mind one bit and actually prefer the constant movement over sitting for extended periods. I also prefer being able to make good money in less time, it affords me more energy to work more consistently (very important for maintaining income), and free time to pursue other activities/opportunities. As I mentioned earlier, I COULD work the same number of hours I did in PR and make the same money, maybe a little more, but I'm at an income level that suits me and I like having the free time. I think if I were to sit and figure up my average hourly earnings here vs PR (or Sac), I'd find my average hourly is higher here.
You can believe me when I say I won't stick around in a place where I'm not making good money and/or I'm uncomfortable with the circumstances.
sander8son
05-02-2004, 09:41 AM
Wednesday
One more lackluster stage performance (our DJ really cranked the tunes on my favorite song, which made up for it) during which one nice-looking man tipped me on all three stages. He was my best mark, so I asked to join him.
wow, pretty ballsy speach, especially on the bluesite. atleast you're honest.
wait, honest? you're using the language of confidence (wo)men. lol, ok, atleast you're honest with us.
Lilith
05-02-2004, 12:26 PM
Shall I just substitute "potential temporary love of my life in exchange for financial compensation" for 'mark'? *chuckle* Quasi-bitter references to the stripper thing being a con because of words like "mark" or "target" are a reflection of accurate terminology rather than any real relationship. Both reflect a kinship with hunting for sport and borrow terms from that, as do a multitude of sales jobs (thus the term "target audience").
Saturday
I didn't feel up to par all day. I lolled about the house and finally got ready for work a bit late, reasoning that it was better to go to work and read a book in the dressing room all night than to take the $100 fine. This was coming off of a bad week. Both Wednesday and Thursday saw more girls than customers (25 and 31, respectively, in a club that can't really support more than 20-24). Friday was even worse; 33 girls and every not-spending sailor in town. If I wanted a crowd like that, I would still be out at Crossroads full time. My expectations for Saturday were dismal and my tummy hurt, so I went in feeling less than enthusiastic.
As expected, I read a book in the dressing room, only saving my place long enough to put in a stage performance and then go back to my book. I even ignored one young studly thing who asked me to join his table. That turned out to be a good decision, as he wasted the time of a couple of girls before everyone figured out that he wanted company without paying for it. I was totally lazy though; every now and then I put the book down long enough to freshen up and make a swing through the crowd to see what was out there.
On one of my periodic forays, I noticed a regular of Velvet's whom I occasionally "borrow" when she's not working. He's a "big money" man and vultures start circling when she's not scheduled to work. One was there hitting him up for drinks and more; as soon as he spotted me, he relinquished his seat and asked me to join him. (Side note: I'm his guardian when Velvet's out of town. It's my job to make the vultures go away when they pester him.) He gave me a big hug, offered to buy me something and chatted with me. Vulture/Stripper got the hint, collected her beer and went on her way. I was missing my book and didn't feel like drinking, but Big Money Man is really nice so I stayed with him for about 45 minutes. We wound up hitting the VIP for three plus generous tip; he is absolutely adorable in VIP, with this cheesy grin and contented face. I made sure he was settled in at the bar afterwards, pointed his main substitute for Velvet in his direction and went back to my book. I feel rather guilty that I didn't see to him for the rest of the night, but I seriously didn't feel like being on the floor.
Quite late in the shift, the offers came in fast and furious, despite my stubborn refusal to show my face except for stage performances. I finally put the book down and got my ass to work, albeit still refusing to hustle at ALL and only getting those who were persistently asking for my attentions. Ran out of time in the VIP and finished the last of the dances tableside. One out-of-towner bought two tablesides and payed me triple the cost; that was rather nice.
The DJ seriously pissed me off on my last set of the night. Any monkey could be my DJ; I play the exact same songs in the exact same order, every night. After redundantly telling him what i wanted to hear (Powerman5000, "Bombshell") he played something that I have never once requested, let alone danced to. When the wrong song started, I waved and called out "Hey, I wanted "Bombshell!" He ignored me and I had to dance to some gay-ass shit. Then, when I got off stage, i went to the DJ booth to ask wtf was up with him playing the obviously wrong song, and the little bastard YELLED at me to never yell from stage again. Oh, I was pissed. I sarcastically put on my best black voice and said "Yessir, massah, I's a be a good little bitch from now on." Fucker. Now we all get to learn a lesson in how long Lilith holds a grudge.
Spent the vast majority of my night with my nose buried in a book and I still came just dollars from breaking $300. I can only imagine how good it was for those girls who actually worked.
Bridgette
05-03-2004, 03:33 AM
I went with Cute Redhead, Miss W, Miss AR and the massage guy to Houston's before work to celebrate Cute Redhead's b-day.
LOL, just trying to crack the code, would Ms AR be the dancer featured in the local newspaper ads (The Arizona Republic)? If so, I like her too, the bartender must have been in heaven ;).
I don't think Miss AR is the one in the ads. I'm talking about the very tall, muscular, loud, aggressive chick. Kinda dark complected, curly hair with blondish highlights. Funny as hell.
Haven't seen any ads in the AZ Republic, I'll have to check that out. What days do they run?
Richard_Head
05-03-2004, 07:39 PM
Haven't seen any ads in the AZ Republic, I'll have to check that out. What days do they run?
They usually run them in the sports section (imagine that), I'm not sure exactly what days though. Sara from the dayshift has been in a lot of them lately, also one of the night girls, I don't recall her name though. Damn, I need to get back there ;D.
Bridgette
05-04-2004, 04:03 PM
So did you figure out who Miss AR is? :biggrin:
LOL...I feel your pain HC!!! And have been for 1.5 months. :( Miss P wrote back within the hour so she will have a great night soon. LOL. ;)
Fish, sounds like your sabbatical is nearing an end ;D Cant wait to read the TR you are going to write when you re-engage Miss P ::) :P
FBR
Spent the vast majority of my night with my nose buried in a book and I still came just dollars from breaking $300. I can only imagine how good it was for those girls who actually worked.
Lil, my fantasy is to be sitting on a nice comfy couch in front of a warm fire listening to you read to me. Dr Suess would be OK as long as you read it in a seductive voice ;D I know the Cat in the Hat has sexual connotations.
Hahahaha glad you had a reasonable night in spite of your anti social inclinations that evening.
FBR
fishnet
05-04-2004, 05:38 PM
Hahahaha glad you had a reasonable night in spite of your anti social inclinations that evening.
FBR
LOL...Lilith probably has to beat 'em off with a stick! :D Did I say that? Figuratively speaking of course. ;)
Lilith
05-05-2004, 02:20 PM
Tuesday
I never, ever work Tuesdays. *sigh* Buuuuut, the wedding and honeymoon fast approacheth, and money is crucial. So I dragged myself in to my old club, which has the added bonus of being a lower hustle than the evening gown club.
The place was busy for a Tuesday. Plenty of my old regulars, who have learned recently that opportunity knocks but rarely and they need to get dances when and if they see me. That was a good thing for the garter, especially since the only big spenders were black guys (and they don't fancy me).
One moron who tipped me on stage got more than he anticipated. From time to time, I'll get real close to a tipper, place one finger over their lips and lick the tip of my tongue up it. This asshat started open-mouthed lapping my finger before I could even start. I stopped and wiped his spit alllll over his face, much to the delight of the DJ, who made some hysterical comments to the crowd about it. Just to prove that these idiots never learn, another customer did the exact same thing (with the same result of his spit all over his face) on my very next stage show. Geez. And these are the people entrusted with the defense of our country?
It was a decidedly decent night, far better than I expected for a Tuesday at the sailor bar.
Bridgette
05-07-2004, 05:49 AM
Thursday
This was the first Thursday without a Miss Hi-Liter contest prelim round in several weeks, and I have to say it was nice to be able to work the usual Thursday night hustle without a contest to work around. Songs get screwed up, too much delay and blabbing between songs during the contest, etc. Hard to do a string of dances under those conditions.
Mr Dressing Room showed up and made his presence known as soon as I hit the floor, so I went over and chatted a couple songs while waiting for my first stage set. He said come back, but when I returned some chick he's previously mentioned he used to date was on his lap. Oh well, he likes to fuckoe and I prefer to laphop instead, so I just winked at him and strolled on. Found a victim a couple tables down. 4 dances there, good start, 2 away from breaking even. I have a running count in my head at all times, what I've made and what I've got to pay.
Moving along, got a couple tables of buddy pairs who wanted to pass me around, that's cool. They usually are well-behaved and tip well. No exception here. As I got up from the last one and began surveying, noticed an attractive black guy, probably in his late 20s or 30s, staring me down. Well hello! (I only specify his race because I don't get many black customers here, especially with the fetishy looks I've been going with of late) Plop down on him, chat for the song, he's ready for a dance - loved my boots. He had nice lips, nice skin and a damn nice body I thoroughly enjoyed rubbing on. Turned out he's also from Houston and, surprise! was very well-behaved. (I have lots of bad experience with guys from Houston who don't understand it doesn't WORK that way outside of Houston) Finished the dances with him, dressed and chatted for a song, and despite my urge to linger and enjoy myself I pushed on to continue working.
Couple more 2dance guys, then got called over by a guy I danced for last week for the first time. He's one of those endless complimenters. Tells me I'm 155% (155?) better than 99% of the women in the club. I'm a REAL woman in a sea of little girls, blah blah blah. Same story from last week. I'll never understand what these guys think they're accomplishing by sputtering the same line of worn out compliments on every visit. But I managed to suffer through as he was reasonably well-behaved and buying 10 dances in a row :biggrin:
Time for stage again, and who ran up to tip, but Mr Looking! I finished and hit the floor to thank the other tippers before heading to Mr Looking, and one asked for a dance. I knew it wouldn't be more than 1 or 2, so obliged. I wouldn't normally keep a regular waiting, but if someone asks and I'm sure it'll be a short run I'll squeeze them in quickly. This one asked me if I go to Wal-Mart alot. Yeah....the one on Thomas Rd? he asks. Yeah. Said he sees me there alot, he works there as an asst mgr. Said I looked alot different in the club, but he recognized me by my hair, and that I looked more like a librarian at Wal-Mart. LOL fetish stripper by night and librarian by morning.
On to Mr Looking. This guy has turned out to be quite the regular. I don't usually keep them so long because I refuse to play that 'regular game', but he's been quite consistent and seems to understand it's not going beyond the dances. He's gotten into a habit of buying round about 10 dances, so I've settled into the habit of letting him know when he hits 10 and see if he wants to go for more. This time he wanted 1 more. I always chat a few minutes with him before dancing, and we chat here and there during the dancing. He made a couple remarks about having been thinking of me on the way home from work and got a bit lost LOL. At one point I was on my knees in front of him and noticed he'd worn a New Orleans t-shirt. At the end of the dances he pulled out a piece of paper with song lyrics on it, asking if I knew the song. Lyrics rang a bell but nothing concrete. Lyrics talked about New Orleans. Hmmm... For the first time I got a bit nervous around him - at one point I was crawling up over him and he was looking up at me with this familiar expression, and suddenly it looked kinda maniacal. I'm wondering if I need to be concerned for my safety with this one. At the end of our dances, if was getting close to end of night, and my turn for stage again. In the last hour several girls always cut out early making the last rotation come around faster.
Last call was announced just before I went on stage and there were no empty laps left in the house so I said my goodbyes to Mr Looking and got dressed during last song - for once!
Overall it was a slow night for Thursday, but I worked my ass off and thanks to that and the repeat customers I managed to have a pretty good night. Not sure I want to continue with Mr Looking though. Kinda nervous about this one. Never had a real problem customer and don't want to start now!
Checked my email at home and found a 'soooo sorry' message from Mr Dressing Room. LOL
Casual Observer
06-15-2004, 02:25 PM
Just wanted to say thanks to all the ladies for posting here in this thread. Very educational; you can learn a lot about being a better customer from a few minutes of reading here, and I don't mean that in a predatory manner.
Katrine
08-13-2004, 01:16 AM
8/11/04. Austin, Tx. will be now officially known as the night Kat kicked ass in Austin.
Cruised into Perfect 10 in Redneck Rock on the night after $5 dance night. Usually this night sucks for all involved, but I can't even fathom agreeing to do a $5 dance, so this was it.
Usually, Thursdays are dress-up night, so I decided to stand out ahead of time. As expected, all the girlies were in bootie shorts type getups, so I wore a long tight iridescent purple halter dress with ruffles on the decolette and a long slit up the side. This dress looks like liquid metal, and my ass is a sight in it! I also put my hair back in a high ponytail and let it cascade down my back elegantly. Finally, a pair of diamond (rhinestones ;) ) earrings.
I hit the floor, and immediately lapped one grandpa. He was trying the dancer buffet that night, so after I was done I wiggled over to the grandpa next to him. This guy had a belly fetish. Lucky for him I have a nice belly, because he wouldn't stop talking about how cute it was. Good start....
Then I saw the waitress from one of the restaurants where I bellydance across town. She is waitressing here now. Shit! I try to keep my bellydancing and ho-dancing separate. Most bellydancers, like most women, think the worst of strippers. Plus the people who hire me are often Arabs...and don't get me started on their view of sexually open women. I put in most of my stage time writhing on the ground with my hair in my face so she would not recognize me. Next time though, I just need to come up to her and come clean... :yikes: She's a pretty cool chick too, a firedancer, so I am sure it will be all good....
The stage set was so-so. I had the DJ play Velvet Revolver and Audioslave, not noticing that there was a huge group of young multiethnic thugs right in front of stage. So I got no tips off of them. But hey, I there was no need for me to be the 5 girls who played Juvenile that night. I love hip-hop, but all the other bitches fight over who gets to dance to it, so I'll just lapdance to it instead! :yummy:
During stage, I got 2 invites for Champagne Room, so prospects were good. PT's CR is just a big dim room with couches. The VIP is on the other side and about the same thing, except there is a bar there and lots of groups hang out there.
Afterwards, I could not find either dudes, but lucked out with the first guy I hit on. He is a 40ish stock trader, relatively handsome, and in good shape. He wasted no time getting my dress to melt off. After a few dances, we adjourned to a dark corner of the Champagne. The CR manager Eric is badass. He was in and out during the evening trying to upsell the other guys to VIP, but he left us alone AND he never even looked our way or scolded me. Neither did any of the girls.... :thumbsup:
So I danced...and danced...and danced. It was a great time, and I am hoping to make this guy a regular. Only thing I worry about.... We talked about sex quite a bit through the night. That's pretty common for me, surprise :hot: - not. But we didn't do anything "extra", or whatever that means to anyone. It wasn't extra for me. Just the typical licking of whipped cream off my nipples, etc action. At one point I was very curious and stuck my hand up his shorts...and let it stay for a little while.....is that an extra? Hehehehehe....I thought it was only an extra if the girl didn't want to do it?
Anywho....I may have crossed the line and he may want more than dances if I call him...we'll just have to see.....
He kept me in there all night. I finally saw one of the original guys who invited me to CR. He came up to me, patted me on the back and said, "sure looks like you've been having some FUN over there!!'
...why whatever do you mean, sir???? :expressionless:
Total for the night: $900. Yup, that's right. That is a Wed record for me.
:-*meow!!!
Moneywise
08-13-2004, 05:34 AM
Awesome night at the office Kat. I would call the hand up the shorts an extra if it's something not normally performed on other customers especially if you "guarded" yourself by making sure no one else was around before you did it. It sounds like he got more than his money's worth in the CR. Lucky guy. ;)
Damn Ive missed your reports Kat :P That was great. Thanks for the post ;D
FBR
doc-catfish
08-13-2004, 12:44 PM
During stage, I got 2 invites for Champagne Room, so prospects were good. PT's CR is just a big dim room with couches. The VIP is on the other side and about the same thing, except there is a bar there and lots of groups hang out there.
Way to knock 'em dead Kat. :beer:
Damn, my standards must be low. When I was there, I was having too much fun in the main lounge.
I see Mariah is on the website home page (the Itty Bitty Titty Contest ad).
http://perfect10mensclub.com/
SportsWriter2
08-14-2004, 09:01 AM
I thought it was only an extra if the girl didn't want to do it?
Kat, I love your attitude. :P
My rule: Whatever she does, a GF kiss and wistful "I love you" will make her a good girl again. :-*
Richard_Head
08-14-2004, 09:50 AM
Thanks Kat, nice report, if I'm ever in Texas ;D.
Amen to that RH ;D Id like Kat to put me thru the KGB interrogation LOL
OK I know...the KGB is defunct...but you get my drift LOL
FBR
Casual Observer
08-16-2004, 09:40 PM
Kat is SVR, I'm sure.
She probably doesn't even deny it. The Russians have all the hot officers.
:D
Katrine
09-01-2004, 03:21 AM
Tues, August 21. St. James Club. Houston.
:yawn:. Suckage. Not the interesting type either.
Finally, the car was ready to pickup in Houston. Afterwards, I was going to drive back to Austin that night, but decided to make some rent cash in Htown since it would be too late to come to work at home.
Well, there are some changes at the goold ole St. James. First of all, I don't know if it was tonight, but the quality of the women was very poor tonight. The exception was one pretty Mexicana dancing to Mana wearing this ruffled blue two piece flamenco outfit with a long skirt trailing behind her..... yummy. For the first time, I saw several girls with guts or overly phat asses. Whatever it was, the customers didn't seem to like it because it was like pulling teeth to score any dances! :yuck:
I scored a customer who paid to keep me off stage, then ordered 2 bottles of Dom P. with his buddy and we all skipped off to VIP together. I did $100 in dances and he tipped me $30. He also wanted to charge a bj to his credit card, BUT:
1. he only offered me $100, laughable
2. This club makes the dancers wait until the next day to cash out tabs, and I wasn't about to deal with driving back for anything less than $500
3. The summer LE spectacle is still fresh in my mind.
4. Oh yeah, I don't do that kind of "extra" in a SC, that's something only dirty hoes do :wave:
When we got back to the table, the vultures had sniffed out the Dom and were busy fighting over who got to feed the boys strawberries, so I made my exit.
Rest of the night was pretty unremarkable. I scored another big tip, $100 for 3 dances, from a nice engineer who is going to be working in Russia shortly. He wants me to come out there with him. I'd be up to going out to Moscow and Peter again, expenses paid of course. He was one of those good customers who behaved and let me lose myself in sensuous rubbing action :flirt:
Overall, a pretty shitty earnings evening, but the pressure for extras, and even the contact was much better than before. Much less titty fondling.
Net Income = $260 after housefee and tipout.
...back in Austin now, decided just to haul ass home instead of wasting 1/3 of my earnings on a hotel.
meow!
SportsWriter2
09-01-2004, 01:15 PM
4. Oh yeah, I don't do that kind of "extra" in a SC, that's something only dirty hoes do :wave:
Katrine, you have a way with emoticons.
mr_punk
09-01-2004, 10:27 PM
He also wanted to charge a bj to his credit card, BUT: 1. he only offered me $100, laughablehe offered you a $100 for a BJ? why, that's an outrageous offer!!!! unbelievable, a $100 in the land of the $60 BBBJ. someone needs to talk to this guy ASAP before he totally wrecks the POP index. ;D ;D ;)