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SportsWriter2
09-02-2004, 04:25 AM
It gets worse, Mr P. Last week a reasonably cute dancer offered me a $200 champagne for $80 off with a BJ included. When I turned her down, she said, "the price is negotiable." It's becoming like some ghetto street corner without the danger rush. :-\
Katrine
09-11-2004, 03:23 AM
The Return of Anna Hornykova
Austin. Friday Night. Perfect10.
I slithered my way up to Redneck Rock about 9ish after a grueling Body Combat class and a cumbersome half hour trying to braid my hair exactly like Anna. I picked up some badminton shuttlecocks (hehehe) at Academy as well.
I made a couple of rounds, and man, what a tough crowd. UT :graduate:is back in session, so lots of young frat boys, some of my least favorite types of men. My usual Russian accented line of:
"My name is Anna Hornykova, younger, less talented sister of Anna Kournikova. Let's have a match of badminton" :flirt:
....was barely receiving chuckles. Damn boys, smiling doesn't cost you a thing.
During this time I met SW Mariah finally, its been 2 months and this was the first shift we've worked together. I immediately caught 3 dances from a guy stageside who reeked of cigarettes, made my way to the back and caught my first whale of the night.
He was a very polite obese young man who had rosy red lips and only drank redbull. We Champagne roomed for a couple of hours and I was up $560 off the bat.
Meanwhile the DJ wasn't going to let me offstage tonight with the tennis getup so I gave the CR manager some money to give to DJ. Turns out he pocketed half, fucker.
As soon as we were done I staged. DJ played Drowning Pool "Bodies" and Joi "Lick". He announced me as recently being kicked out of the US Open LOL. I entered onstage shooting the birdies out to the audience with my badminton raquet. Well, frat boys and their jealous girlfriends don't seem to have much of a sense of humor because they started throwing the birdies at each other and back onstage. No fun! I totally didn't get tipped as much as I wanted. All of the pervs either wanted a french kiss onstage or were dissapointed that I didn't blow them onstage for a big sexy $1....... Bah, stage is so not worth my time, but I do like to perform.
Afterwards, I got some drunk-o to hit the ATM for about $140 of dances, and got him to do a double dance with my girl T who was X-ing her ass off...again.
I was about to leave at 2:15 when a waitress saw me and said someone was looking for me. Turns out to be my sweet, sweet Salvadorian regular. He had been waiting for me for almost 4 hours. When he asked them to get me they brought him Katrina the waitress instead. I am SOOOOOO changing my name at this club.
ANY SUGGESTIONS? ???
We sat around, danced and talked until almost 4am. I was tired and still had somewhere to be, but still gave him a lap on the house, which he later paid me for anyway, PLUS tip! We're going to do a non-sexual acts private at his new place next week for $600.
After work I had to make a quick pit stop, but unfortunately that is FTB territory... :umbrella:
EBT: approx $1135...... ;D
meow!
SportsWriter2
09-11-2004, 07:47 AM
Katrine, just tell Katrina the waitress she'd make more money changing her name to Randy. ;)
You're doing "a non-sexual acts private at his new place next week for $600." One or several? :-*
Kat, I totally enjoyed your recent NATO's. Aside from the great story lines, I love your writing style ;D
Like SW, Im curious about the 6 small non-sexual private session. I believe you of course but a little part of me keeps thinking "For $600, how do you keep it non-sexual??" For that kind of money I would think most guys would expect a wet weenie ;D
Thanks again for the great posts!
FBR
SportsWriter2
09-11-2004, 08:09 AM
Oh yeah, Katrine. A great post is one that messes with our heads all day. :boggled:
After work I had to make a quick pit stop, but unfortunately that is FTB territory... :umbrella:
Unfortunate indeed :-\
FBR
Katrine
09-11-2004, 02:19 PM
Kat, I totally enjoyed your recent NATO's. Aside from the great story lines, I love your writing style ;D
Like SW, Im curious about the 6 small non-sexual private session. I believe you of course but a little part of me keeps thinking "For $600, how do you keep it non-sexual??" For that kind of money I would think most guys would expect a wet weenie ;D
Thanks again for the great posts!
FBR
Allow me to elaborate:
Gentlemen, not everyone in this world is a SCJ or a raincoater. My regular J is a 24 year old immigrant from El Salvador who works his ass of in his own business and has become very successful in his young age. He recently purchased a huge new house and has no one to share it with.
He has been trying to get me to move in and be his roomate, for the company, since I want to get out of my tiny place. But I won't live in Pflugerville, too suburban.
Anyway, at the club he spends about $300 on me with no extras. Its pretty hard to do any extras at this club anyway. The most a customer can usually get is a boobgraze or buttsqueeze with a coochflash on the side. :yummy:
We were chilling between dancing, sipping our redbulls, and he asked me if I ever hung out with customers outside of work. I know this kid isn't pure or anything, but there is a genuine innocence and honesty about him. He has never been forceful about anything, he is just a nice, guy, not unattractive either.
When I get asked that I usually throw out a ridiculous figure for the customer, like 2k or something, and they usually laugh and don't bother me about it anymore. He said he really wants to show me the place, and for $600, maybe we can just hang out there one evening, watch movies, and maybe do some dances, nothing else.
Since he spends about $300 an hour on me anyway, its not a far stretch and nothing will go to house fees.
I think I am going to go next week when I am on my period to ensure he doesn't try to pleasure me. Guys like this don't tend to ask for BJ, but they always seem to want to munch the cooch. :eek:
What can I say, he's a romantic? :sly:
Take if for what you will. If this was about hobbin the knob, I would have said it. These types of guys are few and far between.
And no.... I don't look at him as a PL at all, I have much love for the boy. :heartbeat:
mr_punk
09-11-2004, 05:44 PM
Gentlemen, not everyone in this world is a SCJ or a raincoater.you're right. there's plenty of room for suckers, white knights, RIL, "nice guys", etc.
He has been trying to get me to move in and be his roomate, for the company, since I want to get out of my tiny place. "for the company"...right.....gee, he sounds like a real nice guy. of course, i'm sure the reasons why he asked you to move in with him are totally innocent. ::)
I know this kid isn't pure or anything, but there is a genuine innocence and honesty about him. He has never been forceful about anything, he is just a nice, guy, not unattractive either.i'm sure he is all of those things you say he appears to be. he sounds harmless. then again, i always said that appearances were very important in a sc. however, strippers aren't the only people who don a persona in a sc, kat. for example, contrary to popular belief, all raincoaters don't always walk around inserting lubricated fingers or waving a tiproll under some stripper's nose. different approaches for different strippers.
He said he really wants to show me the place, and for $600, maybe we can just hang out there one evening, watch movies, and maybe do some dances, nothing else.shit, if he's willing to pay you $600 just to show you his place. i wonder how much he would pay you to move in with him? can you say "profit maximization"? ;D
I think I am going to go next week when I am on my period to ensure he doesn't try to pleasure me. Guys like this don't tend to ask for BJ, but they always seem to want to munch the cooch. you're probably right. he'll probably only want to munch your carpet just to show off his sensitivity and unselfishness. he's a giver not a taker. ;D ::)
These types of guys are few and far between. And no.... I don't look at him as a PL at all, I have much love for the boy. you're right, he's not a PL. he's sounds like an RIL and you're making the most of it by taking advantage of his attraction. don't get me wrong, i'm not condemning your actions. anyway, i don't think RIL are exactly rare in a sc. or perhaps it's just the RILs who are willing to pay $600 to show a stripper his home. ultimately, he wants the booty and you know he wants the booty and he thinks that just by simply being a "nice guy", he's going to get the booty. obviously, you have other plans. so, is that really "love" you have for him? then again, if someone paid me $600 just to hang out. i guess i would "love" them too. ;)
SportsWriter2
09-11-2004, 07:00 PM
Several years ago, I met a young Latina dancer on her second day. I asked if she had danced before. She said no, she cleaned house for a retired man. He paid her $8/hr, and when she finished cleaning, he paid her the same rate to curl up in bed and watch TV with him wearing just her briefs. What a deal! :D
I asked if she had sex with him. She said no, he never asked for sex, but she would have done it if he asked. She liked him a lot, but he died unexpectedly. :o
If Kat's boy has a house too big for his soul, he should maybe advertise for a young housekeeper. :-\
Katrine
09-13-2004, 02:04 PM
Ok, Masters of the Obvious:
I am fully aware that this guy wants the booty. Any one-eyed snake on the street slithering past my long blonde hair and heart shaped ass wants to hit that!!
And not everything I do is about profit maximization. Otherwise, I'd be shacking up with some old rich limp-dick in the hills somewhere.
Finally, I have no intention of moving in with him or sleeping with him. He lives in assuck north Austin. Plus, my boyfriend barely tolerates me dancing much less living w someone I met in the club.
I always bring my trusty tazer gun with me on these types of excursions. Nothing as fun as making a would-be rapist shit their pants...
Luckily I have never had to do such a thing.
Katrine
09-13-2004, 02:05 PM
Sporty,
The housekeeper idea is good. He wants a roomate, but he wants it to be someone he knows. Don't know how well things are going to work out for the private this week since my car is broken and my phone has been cut-off.
Damn flakey strippers LOL ;)
polecat
09-13-2004, 02:38 PM
I think I am going to go next week when I am on my period to ensure he doesn't try to pleasure me.
Bad choice... if this boy has any primitive in him.
You'll be pumping out off-scale pheremones and in his 'den'... watch him bust out a variety of sponges, some towels and a strong desire to earn his red-wings.
:rotfl:
Katrine
09-13-2004, 04:12 PM
I let a guy do that to me once, got very messy when fingers were involved.
I did it as well to a ladyfriend, but focused on licking clit and ass
Dinner anyone? ;)
mr_punk
09-13-2004, 11:27 PM
Ok, Masters of the Obvious:I am fully aware that this guy wants the booty. Any one-eyed snake on the street slithering past my long blonde hair and heart shaped ass wants to hit that!!sure, but how many of those snakes are RIL offering you $600 to just hang out and sit on their balls or move into their homes? also, do you think he knows that you're not going to give him the booty? or is he under that misguided impression due to all the "love" you have for him? how do you think he'll react when he realizes that he's not going to get a piece of ass or at least a BJ?
And not everything I do is about profit maximization. Otherwise, I'd be shacking up with some old rich limp-dick in the hills somewhere.now, that's a first for me. a russian stripper who's not about profit maximization ;D. anyway, it was a facetious remark just like the previous two sentences.
Finally, I have no intention of moving in with him or sleeping with him.frankly, the thought of either possibility actually occuring never crossed my mind. it didn't seem like your style. however, taking some malleable fool on some long, long ride to the poor house. now, that seems more like the Kat we all know and love ;). look, if some sucker wants to offer you money to hang out and sit on his balls and pretend to be his friend, fine by me.
however, he isn't really your friend, right? he's just some chump who's offering you a lot of money for basically chimp work because he thinks it will get him a piece of ass. despite all your "love" for him, it sounds like you never had any inclination to just hang out with this guy outside of the sc in any other type of social setting until he offered you money.
finally, despite your instincts about his innocence and honesty. you might be wrong. you may think you have this guy mentally pussy-whipped because he is attracted to you, but that kind of control doesn't work on all men or it lasts for only so long or it only works up to a certain point. remember, you're playing on his home turf not yours. of course, i'm probably be wrong and i certainly hope that's the case.
it's like i mentioned previously, i'm not condemning you for your actions. you're not the first stripper to pick some malleable fool's pocket and you won't be the last. it's such an old and common story in the sc.
I always bring my trusty tazer gun with me on these types of excursions. Nothing as fun as making a would-be rapist shit their pants...Luckily I have never had to do such a thing.and a weapon is only useful, if you can actually put it to use. if someone gets the drop on you first, what good is a weapon? i hope your luck holds out.
Katrine
09-14-2004, 01:59 PM
This ain't my first rodeo cowboy ;)
Thanks for the feedback!
MrP and Kats intercourse is fun as hell to read ;D Adina I think you have been KTTC LOL
FBR
SeppeSai
10-04-2004, 05:54 PM
"My name is Anna Hornykova, younger, less talented sister of Anna Kournikova. Let's have a match of badminton"Â
Had you said this to me while working your way around the circuit, I would have laughed and gave you a 20. Great line!
KC Joe
10-25-2004, 05:21 PM
What can we do to get the girls over here from the pink side to entertain us with their stories about a "night at the office". I have to believe that many have some very interesting stories. See what you can do FBR.
IACali
10-26-2004, 10:05 AM
of COURSE we have interesting stories!! But do you really want to hear them??
Actually, I'm working tonight (I'm a once-a-weeker) so I'll do what I can late after work or in the morning. Wouldn't want you guys to get bored over here..... :D
Kali
SportsWriter2
10-26-2004, 11:57 AM
We want to know what your new regular brought as a gift this time.
Yesterday I brought my favorite a lavender rubber band. She says she always makes bank faster when she uses it to secure her money. I hope no other dancer buys fresh asparagus, cuz that's where I get them.
HaHaHa! Sporty, you are such a jerk! Check your yahoo. I had a question.
KC Joe
11-08-2004, 12:20 AM
IaKali,
We're waiting.
IACali
11-10-2004, 10:58 AM
This is very very long, boys, sorry.
I only work once a week, and was out of town all last week and had forgotten to schedule myself. My club opens at 6p and usually has between 7-12 girls on each night. After classes, around 5:30, I ran over to the club to schedule myself for the next night before picking up my daughter at daycare. I get put on the schedule and then get begged by the manager and the dj to work tonight, too, because there are only four girls on. Yikes. I say I'll try to find a sitter and leave.
So in the next hour, I drive to pick up my daughter, call around to find a sitter, go home, nurse my daugeter (one yr old), pack her diaper bag and my work bag, take a shower and shave, take daughter to the sitter, and arrive there at 6:30 with wet hair and no makeup on. I get dressed and made up and go on stage at 6:40. Turns out that one of the original four didn't show up, so the club is UBER-happy that I'm working. And, I don't have to pay house fee. Yay!!
Backdrop: my club is the only club in my small town, other clubs in towns 30 to 45 min away. Girls range from 5 (we always seem to have one or two trashy hookers) to 8 (that's me - aren't I modest?? :D ). Average earnings are 200ish weeknights and 300+ weekends, at least that's what I've always thought.
I was talking with my dj last night, and he's like, "yah, you're the hot commodity" and I give him a sarcastic look and say, "gee thanks, kev, there's only three other girls here." we talk some more, turns out he meant it. It totally made my night. When I started dancing, there was this girl Sheena who never seemed to work, just did private after private after private. She was a super-clean dancer, never had to hsutle, guys gravitated to her. She just had this way about her, you know the type. And I, as a newbie, was just in awe of her. So last night I had the realization: I am the new Sheena!! Life is good. (granted, big fish in small sea thing, but don't rain on my parade here).
So on to the night at the office. I scramble to get ready, as previously noted. Do my first set in long layered gown - bottom layer silver sequins, top layer black sheer. slits up both sides. low cut square neckline, spaghetti straps. black and silver choker, silver shoes. All of about six guys in club. Three on pervert row. One of them is long-time club regular, Mr D, I knew him when I worked at this club three years ago (just started here again in May). He used to be Sheena's reg back in the day, is now Kymberly's reg. He tips me, asks me if I want a drink, and I tell him I'll be over after my stage. Do my four-song set, make $7 from the 3 guys, one of them wants privates.
Get off stage, acknowledge Mr D, off to do privates with custy. Four songs. Go to sit with Mr D on pervert row. He of course puts up $$ for me and him for the stage girls while we talk. Mr D brings up his relationship with Kymberly. Apparently he is not happy with her. She is very possessive, getting bossy of him, etc. He admires me for my intelligence, and thinks that I am "spectacularly beautiful". He says he needs to speak with Kym at some point. :-X
Background on Kymberly: She and I met during my dancing hiatus (due to motherhood). She and I were dating two boys who are best friends. We did some hanging out as couples, etc. They broke up, we eventually broke up, whatever. Now we work together. She is not what I would consider a friend, too crass and party-ing for me, plus I don't trust her as far as I could throw her. But we do hang out and occassionally party together after-hours. She has always talked about her regs and how if another girl stole them she'd kick her ass, etc etc, But I can give Mr D an occassional private, here and there, if Kymberly's not there and Mr D needs some company, because she trusts me. ::) Mr. D and I talk frequently, I've known him for way longer than Kymberly, and we became friends while he was Sheena's reg. So I just humor Kym, pretty much.
So last night, Mr. D tells me that e came in to check the schedule to see when I was working next, and I just happened to be here. He tells me that he's getting tired of Kym, she's too high-maintenance, and that he came in and is going to continue to come in to see me. I think to myself for a moment, oh shit, Kym's gonna kill me. Then decide that not only is it beyond my control (I have not stolen him from her, I have not encouraged him in any way, I have not talked trash about her, etc) and I have done nothing wrong, but also that....
She deserves it. A couple of weeks ago, we were having a small afterhours at her place and a hookup of mine that I really ctually liked called. I invited him over. I told Kym that he is off-limits, that I really liked him, and was calling dibs. All in fun, of course. So the party goes well, I leave at 7 in the morning. Find out later that my crush-boy and Kym fucked. I am not overly pissed at either of them, it's not like he's my boyfriend, but I do have a bit of "gggrrr, how dare she" in me (he's in trouble too, don't worry).
I decide that if Kym can steal my man, I can have her reg that is dumping her whether or not I give him privates. }:D So Mr. D and I go back to the private area, sit and wait for next song to begin. I look at the stage and realize that I'm on stage next. Grrrr.
Do my stage set, same outfit, bc I talked with Mr D for too long. Mr L, a closet regular of mine (closeted bc his ex-wife is my boss at my other job), comes in while I am on stage. Line up privates. A club regular, Mr. S, is at the stage, line up privates with him. Random custy is at the stage, line up privates.
Get off stage ($14), do 8 songs with Mr. D. Give him my dancer email addy so we can set up lunch sometime. Dressing room, change outfits. Red lace minidress, off the shoulder and long sleeved. Breasts look stunning - cleavage is shadowed perfectly beneath the lace. Bare throat, drop crystal earrings. Silver shoes. Go to sit with Mr. L. Have a drink. Not enough time for as many songs as he wants, so off to get Mr. S. 2 songs. Pick out my music, my turn on stage again.
Stage set. Mr. S puts his brother, Mr. C on my waiting list. Make $12. Talk to Mr. L, ask if I can grab the random custy first, since I know Mr. L can handle waiting. Mr. L agrees and orders me a drink for when I return. Mr. Random and I do 2 songs. Have drink with Mr. L. Private for 8 songs. Run to dressing room (required different outfits every stage, I can't believe I didn't get in trouble for the first two sets being the same). Put on long pink sheer gown, slits up both sides, white satin trimmed tube top. Glows in black light. Pink gstring, white shoes. Funky pink and silver drop earrings and Y necklace.
Stage set. Talk to Mr. J, who brings me occassional gifts. He's on the list. Buys me a drink for when I'm off stage, even if I go talk with someone else. 8) Three funny young guys on pervert row. I tease one about being 15 yrs old. He says indignantly, "22, thank you!" Joke about him being a young un, he doesn't believe I'm much older - 23, he says. I tell him the truth (27) and he tips me $10 for looking amazing. He's in line for privates. :P Make $22 on stage.
Take my drink from Mr. J, sit with Mr S & C for one song. 3 songs with Mr. C. Sit with three young guys (actually good, nice, funny, spendy, respectful young guys - amazing!!). Order and have a drink and we all have shots. 4 songs with Mr. 22yo. Talk with Mr. J in passing, promise after my next set. Dressing room. Change into black wet-look minidress, barely covers my ass. Deep V down front held together with silver O-ring between my breasts. Spaghetti straps tie around my neck. No jewelry except black wrist cuffs with silver studs. Black shoes with rhinestones.
Stage set, $16. Mr J and I have 8 privates (my magic number for the night, apparently). We sit, have a drink, I open a gift. Hand-bound journal. Silver bracelt slipped inside as a bookmark. :D I'm a writer, so the gift is perfect, goes with the calligraphy set he got me before. I buy Mr. J a drink before I go to the dressing room. He seems shocked and a little honored that I would buy him a drink. ::)
Change into turquoise wife-beater tank and white booty shorts. White shoes. Hair pulled into two low pigtails. Simple silver hoop earrings. Stage set, dance to Sublime. 8) kinda drunk by this time. }:D $14.
Do privates with 3 random custy's, one each. Sit with Mr. J for a little bit. 2 more privates with him. Say goodbye.
I'm the last stage of the night. Don't bother changing my outfit - screw it. Get asked for privates by 2 of the 3 randoms on pervert row, have to turn them down since I'm the last dancer. :'(
Baby wipe down, wash face, change into normal clothes, count out money, separate bills with * in the serial number (one five and 9 one's last night - wahoo!), pack up.
Girls: 4, including me
Custy's: no more than 12 in the club at any given time
Typical statement heard by other girls all night long: "it sucks in here tonight!"
My house fee: $0
Bouncer tipout: $6
DJ tipout: $50
Bar tipout (not mandatory, in fact, I think I'm the only one that does it): $5
Waitress tipout (same as above): $3 each
Consumed: 6-8 black russians, 2 patron shots, 1 redbull, 1 liter bottle water, a handful of chocolate covered espresso beans, some ritz crackers and a few slices of cheddar cheese.
Pickup daughter from sitter. Pay sitter: $40
Home. Put daughter to bed. Take shower. Lay in bed and count money.
End result of dead ass, no customers, didn't work hard at all, wasn't even supposed to work, last minute Tuesday night shift at Doll's:
$431, plus a newfound realization that I'm a sexy bitch that men can't resist, a new spendy regular, and a potential ass-whipping from a pissed off possessive dancer.
And that was my night at the office.
Kali }:D
IACali
11-10-2004, 11:01 AM
oh, and I forgot to tell you all, I'm BLONDE now (instead of my dark dark red you can see a bit of in my avi). I'll post a pic if I can find one in my digi.
Richard_Head
11-10-2004, 07:39 PM
Thanks IAKali, very entertaining. Interesting how karma works isn't it with regards to your so-called friend Kymberly, I'll bet you could kick her ass anyways.
SportsWriter2
11-10-2004, 08:38 PM
Kali, that was VERY interesting. :)
CalifSCVisitor65
11-10-2004, 09:49 PM
Kali interesting but by the sound of the night, I thought you would have made closer to 4 figures.
IACali
11-11-2004, 08:28 AM
Ha, I wish, 4 figures. It's a dinky Iowa club, I usually make between $250-$350 if it's fairly busy and I hustle a bit. Tuesday was just great bc I didn't do shit but walk back and forth between the private area and the stage.
I also worked last night, but it wasn't nearly as exciting. Busier, more people, but no regulars for me and no big spenders either. Eight girls on. Groups of 4-5 youngish guys. Blech. I did have one gentleman purchase me a bright tropical minidress from the clothes rack brought in. :)
Number of bills I got with a * in the serial number: 7
consumed: waaaaayyyyy too much, alcohol and other interesting party favors
walked with: $320
Kymberly was there, first time I had seen her since the ill-fated afterhours. She kissed my ass the whole night and I was chilly.... no, down right cold.... actually, pretty much completely artic to her.
Kali
SeppeSai
11-13-2004, 07:47 AM
"pervert row." Classic. TY for the NATO, Kali. :)
Moneywise
11-13-2004, 09:36 AM
That was a very nice NATO IAKali. So you dance in Iowa. I was just up there last night on a little business trip and visited an "ok" little SC in DM called Beach Girls.
I got out of there just in time. I'm not used to the frigid air..lol The forcast for the next day was a high of 25. BRRRRRR
Keep the NATOs coming. :)
MW
KC Joe
11-13-2004, 02:34 PM
Thanks for the post IAKali. You contributions are appreciated. If I'm ever in Iowa, will show my thanks with money. (In exchange for a LD).
IACali
11-21-2004, 08:02 AM
Not so exciting this week. Let's see. I worked Thursday. Devon Michaels was our feature this week, ;D she's so great. I didn't have a single regular come in (??WTF??) and it was dead until about 11. I've trained myself not to get too worried until at least 11:30, to just sit around and chat with the guys or if it's really ridiculous, to get something done in the dressing room (homework, anyone??) until the club fills up a little.
So I made my rounds and did a few dances and by 11 had made - eh - $100 or so. Then it got busy - lots of young college guys (blech, as usual) but with no regulars I had to work them a little if I was gonna make any money. Felt like I was not doing well until time to check out. Walked with $310. Happy.
Worked yesterday (Saturday) early shift (in by 430, usually start dancing between 5-530, till night shift comes in at 8 ). It was the Iowa-Wisconsin game at 330, right in the middle of the shift (GO HAWKEYES, btw!! See you all in Orlando for the Capital One Bowl!!!) so it was fairly slow. Lucky lucky me Mr D (who I have successfully stolen from Kymberly }:D ) came in and bought me a couple of drinks and 5 dances before he needed to leave to go hom (5 dances = $75, he gave me $100). Let him know that the little things I let him do (I'm an exceptionally clean dancer) or do to him are specially for him. He was happy.
Good stage shows as the club filled up towards the end of the game, plus a few more privates. Actually did decently with the young'uns, was told by several at the stage that I'm the best dancer/best show/prettiest girl there. Does a stripper a world of good to hear, even if it is CS. I was at work from 4:30 till 8:30 and walked with over $200. Happy.
Left the club just shy of 9, went home, changed, dinner at local Japanese spot with friends. Bar-hopped a little, ended up at only gay bar in town for some dancing at bar close. Hit the restaurant I bartend at and wheedled a couple bottles of wine and some whiskey out of my boss. After hours..... more after hours.... more after hours.... And arrived home at 8:15. Good night. Happy. (except the boy I like sucks, and I'm mad at him, but that's another story)
Hope everyone had a wonderfully touchy-feely Saturday night at the SC!!
love
Kali
SportsWriter2
11-21-2004, 02:39 PM
Not so exciting this week. Let's see. I worked Thursday.
Um, what happened to the Wednesday HG? Your FTB peeps need a fix. :)
Katrine
11-21-2004, 03:31 PM
What the hell, let's talk about my first night at the Palace in ole San Antone.
I had a good day, hit the cardio hard, got a manicure/pedicure/bikini wax, AND tanned. The club is in north SA, so the drive was less than an hour. My friend J and her friend H had already been there the night before and had a room at the Econoslob across the street. I arrive shortly after 9. J is farting around as usual, not even close to ready. Her friend is very nice but obviously there is some drama going on between them. Later I find out she wasn't going to work because she was waiting on her married sugar daddy.
J and H and sugar daddy were to do a for pay 3way, and H backed out because she is "in love" with this old married Indian guy. J, being typical stripper, needed the money for her car payment. This was migraine causing drama, so I just bolted and decided to go audition at the club myself. :headache:
I was nervous since it was already close to 10, so I downed a bunch of vodka the girls had in a cooler, maybe 3 shots worth in one gulp. H, who doesn't know me, sat in shock, mouth agape, at my adroit drinking ability and swallowing capacity ;):drunk:
The girls also asked me to check out the Wild Zebra on my way to the Palace because they didn't want to pay house fees, and new hires generally can work free most clubs in Texas.
As I drove by, I saw major dealbreaker on the billboard, "$5 dances Friday". I called the ladies and told them to have fun with the scrubs if they wanted to go there. There is absolutely no excuse to have to do a $5 dance....ever....at least not for a hustler like me.:finger:
So I'm hired immediately. Here is the review:
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=41790
It took seconds to snag my first customer but its a nogo. He's a club regular and thinks he's getting a newbie idiot. He tries to tell me how to get customers and strip. I laugh in his face and walk off. "Walk confidently" he tells me all smarmy-like. Have I mentioned that I don't like to be told how to do my job.:toldoff:
No problem, 5 seconds later I find a PL alone. A Joisey boy at that. We waste no time getting to dances. He wants to do a third dance in a row but as he counted his cash, he was a buck or two short. I had a good instinct about this one and did the dance, placing a little lark in his ear about opening a tab. He's in. Then they call me onstage.
Stages are stages. I really hate not having a pole to work with. The longer I work without a pole, the more I forget the few cool tricks I know. On stage three, a couple fuckoed me the entire time. The girl told me I had better give her a dance when I got offstage...or else. No problem! Jersey boy is comfortably sitting at a corner table turning away the bevy of beauties. The waitress has left her card, so I know the tab is ON! I give the hot girl a couple of dances, and then a few for her friend. Then her and I go to the bathroom and errr....well....sex or drugs....choose your own adventure:censored:
Joisey boy is waiting for me when I get back, multiple dances. Then this Swedish guy who tipped me well onstage asks my customer if he can borrow me. We do several dances in the back. At one point he asks me my OTC price. As usual, I throw out an astronomical figure. He tells me $300. Thinking that is the end I say, ok, I'm going back, give me your # and we'll meet later. Of course I have no intention of selling my ass for $300. Maybe he senses it because as I start to leave he tells me, "never mind, lets just do more dances". Worked for me. So I cleaned him out.:sweep:
Jersey boy was still waiting for Godot. Hot latina chick has left her friend and joined him. We did a shot and I danced for both of them. Meanwhile, a queue of guys are waiting to get a dance from me. They ask Jersey boy for permission, its so adorable.:laughing:
The night ends and there is more stripper drama in the dressing room. Some drunkass got her money stolen. I hear someone mention somethig about "new people" but I'm outta there before anyone says anything to me and I have to pretend I don't speaka anglish.....
Good night, fun place. My friend never showed to work so afterwards I woke her ass up and dragged her to Denny's by the hotel. Cute latina is there with her friend. She wants to get rid of him and take me back to her place to party. Jersey boy is there too....so we all get a big table and drink hot chocolate.....a motley crew indeed.....:alien:
Hope ya'll enjoyed! Remember the Alamo!;)
doc-catfish
11-21-2004, 04:02 PM
I had considered stopping by The Palace when I was down there as I remembered seeing a lot of cars in the parking lot, but PT's (where I had my table taken or cleared every time I bought a dance, despite leaving my glasses on it) was a tad closer to where I was staying.
I also remember hitting that Denny's afterwards, then nightmarishly driving in circles for the next 45 minutes looking for the damned access road to the hotel.
Sounds like I missed out. Hmm, maybe in 2006. :thinking:
SportsWriter2
11-21-2004, 04:56 PM
Then her and I go to the bathroom and errr....well....sex or drugs....choose your own adventure:censored:
I chose AND.
SportsWriter2
11-21-2004, 04:59 PM
And as for Jeff Garcia, he joins Lennox Lewis and Mike Piazza in the I'M NOT GAY!! Hall of Fame. ::)::)::)
IACali
11-22-2004, 12:20 PM
My HG that was set up for Wednesdau got postponed until next wed, dec 1st. Another dancer hooked me up with the group, there are three of them and they are her reg's. But luckily she's a friend, and not just a dancer-friend, so she's sharing with me. :D Anyway, one of the three had a death in the family and left town Monday night.
Hopefully the rescheduled HG will go down on the 1st - and I have a potential private party (huge - 40-50 guys, 4/5 girls) lined up for next weekend. But we all know how many times we get things arranged and they fall through, eh? :eyesroll
I'm working tomorrow night so will post a NATO when I get home.
Oh, I need ya'lls advice. I'm gonna rig up some business cards. My stage name, my home club's name and phone number, my email addy. I don't have a website but I found a site that lets you put up a calendar for free, so I may post my schedule there (my club doesn't have a site or schedule up). I was considering starting a stripperblog to and putting that addy on my cards as well - what do you think? Do I need anything else? Is that too much?
love
kali
SeppeSai
11-22-2004, 12:42 PM
Oh, I need ya'lls advice. I'm gonna rig up some business cards. My stage name, my home club's name and phone number, my email addy. I don't have a website but I found a site that lets you put up a calendar for free, so I may post my schedule there (my club doesn't have a site or schedule up). I was considering starting a stripperblog to and putting that addy on my cards as well - what do you think? Do I need anything else? Is that too much?
I think that's enough info and would be pretty classy.
Looking forward to your NATO tomorrow ;D
mr_punk
11-22-2004, 04:17 PM
At one point he asks me my OTC price. As usual, I throw out an astronomical figure. He tells me $300. Thinking that is the end I say, ok, I'm going back, give me your # and we'll meet later. Of course I have no intention of selling my ass for $300. Maybe he senses it because as I start to leave he tells me, "never mind, lets just do more dances". Worked for me. So I cleaned him out.You smell that? Do you smell that? PLs, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of burnt PLs in the morninghttp://web.gay.hr/smilies/uljenavatru.gif. - apologies to robert duvall
some guys never learn....thinking with the little head gets you into trouble everytime in a sc. first of all, why continue to pay for an inferior product after a stripper agrees to a price? what's the point? did he think next dance is going to be better than the last? the deal was closed and from reading kat's review, it sounds like the part of the club that she danced for most of the night had lame or limited mileage opportunities. so, why continue to spend money on a stripper who hasn't shown you a thing except a lot of hot air. lastly, why give a stripper your phone number? if anything get her phone number. ultimately, a phone number means nothing, but if the dancer turns out to be a complete flake [and we all know there's a very good chance of that happening]. you don't have too worry about dialing-for-dollars or sob story phone calls out of the blue when she's broke. besides, he could have spent that cash on the strippers who actually want to do business. what a meshuggah! http://web.gay.hr/smilies/rotfl.gif oh, i luv it...thanks kat ;D
doc-catfish
11-22-2004, 06:03 PM
Oh, I need ya'lls advice. I'm gonna rig up some business cards. My stage name, my home club's name and phone number, my email addy. As far as business cards go Kali, they are a great idea, but make sure handing them out is legal where you work. In many locales, doing so is considered intent to prostitute. Just thought that I'd warn you. You may want to ask permission from the club to put the phone number on them as well. An e-mail/web address would be preferable.
I don't have a website but I found a site that lets you put up a calendar for free, so I may post my schedule there (my club doesn't have a site or schedule up). I was considering starting a stripperblog to and putting that addy on my cards as well - what do you think? Do I need anything else? Is that too much?
Have you seen Susan Wayward's website (http://www.rivercitykitty.com)? That would be a good example to follow. A number of gals on SW also use the adult section at Yahoo groups (http://groups.yahoo.com/start) to post a work calendar and photos.
Good luck. 8)
my post got eaten! on the same idea of doc's. MSN has an easy to use group that you can set up in minutes. It gives you a hotmail address, message posting board, calendar, a place for pictures and so on. Just put the web address on the card and away you go!
IACali
11-24-2004, 10:50 AM
Okay. I worked last night (Tuesday) and it was a drama-filled night. First, I smoked a doobie in the car on the way in, which is an extreme rarity for me, but I was in a bad mood. I arrived before the club opened, took in my trunk, and the bartender told me that she had just ordered a pizza. :hungry: ? I left again to get smokes, and when I came back, she and I sat at the bar and literally devoured an entire large Papa John's mushroom pizza & three tubs of garlic butter sauce.
It was a TUESDAY, folks, not a big night, and we had TEN (count em TEN) dancers on the schedule (we've been having 4-5 for most weeknights bc it's been so dead). Whereas in my last NATO, I was the only tall slender natural boobied girl there, last night there were three of us. The much aforementioned Kymberly and my good friend Sassy. We share several regulars. Most of Kymberly's regs were once Sassy's when Sass worked at this club previously, so now that she's working there again, things start to get s-t-i-c-k-y.
Mr D, the reg that I had so much fun taking money from bc Kymberly is uber-possessive over him, arrived early in the evening. He spends all his cash on the three of us girls, depending on who's working, but whenever Kym is working, he only spends money on her. Sassy and I, on the other hand, know how to share like good little girls. :flower:
Sass and I greeted Mr D, had a drink with him, and then made our way to the dressing room to change. We decided not to make things uncomfortable for Mr D and just let him do whatever he wants - although "stealing" him from beneath Kym would be extremely satisfying to us both (Sass has her own issues with Kym, they're always :argue:ing). When we came back to the floor, Kym was allllllll over Mr D. She went on stage and I took Mr D to pervert row, where we both tipped her.
Kym then took Mr D to the back for 3 privates. Sassy was on stage and so didn't get tipped by him. They came out, and Sassy took him to do 3 privates. They came out, and I got on stage. Sass and Mr D tipped me, then I took him to do 4 privates. I WIN :headbange
We open at 6:30. By 9, it was basically still empty. More girls than guys. By 11, it was still slow. I was getting worried. Finally at 12 it got a little busier. Thank god/dess.
It was one girl's very first night and she was sitting alone so I introduced myself and talked w/her about moves and hustling, etc. I introduced her to one of my regs, as well, and encouraged them to get a private together, which they did. I'm so nice. :angel:
While waiting for things to pick up, Kymberly talked a whole ton :lurk: of shit to the other girls (different dressing room than ours) about me and Sass. We dodged evil glares the entire night. Have no idea what she was saying, :shrug: don't really care. Literally didn't say a single word to Kym all night. I was growling about her tho bc as if we don't look enough alike already, she showed up last night with a haircut almost identical to mine. :no:
In any case. There was just a LOT of bitching :toldoff: and whispering and tension and pissiness going on between the girls. I pretty much just ignored it all (even though I wanted to :duel: Kym), and it paid off in spades with my popularity.....
My tally:
**Mr D - 4 dances = $60 - gave me $75
**Grant (young, cute reg I haven't seen for a while and whom I genuinely really really like) - didn't count dances (I told you, I like him!), he just gave me $105.
**Random PL - 6 dances = $90 - gave me $100
**Larry (the ex-husband of my boss at my other job - ssshhh, it's a secret!!) - 6 dances = $90 - gave me $100
**Pat (club reg who flies his own plane into town from the East Coast on business every other week or so and who almost never ever ever gets dances but buys all the girls drinks and stuffs $20's in one or two girls' garters) - 3 dances = $45 - gave me $70
Total from dances: $450
$40 from Pat while sitting at the bar
really crappy stageside tips adding up to $42 all night
Total: $532
DJ tipout: $50
2 Bouncers (5 ea): $10
Bartender: $10
Waitress: $5
Housefee: $15
Take home: $442
The other girls (from what I could gather) made between 150-200. One girl only made $90. I don't know what Kym made, but it sure as hell wasn't $400. Sassy was pissy bc of Kym all night and so didn't work hardly at all. Pat made it up to her a little sitting at the bar though.
Nothing like a little :finger: and :moon: and :neener: to make a jealous bitchy girl shut the :censored: up :ziplip:
That's all folks.
Kali :dance:
IACali
11-24-2004, 10:57 AM
I just looked at my tally again and realized I only danced for five custy's all night. I'm estimating on how many dances Grant got (prolly 8ish) so that's 27 dances. At 4 min/pop (my club doesn't cut songs - ggrrr) that's - erm.... um.... :teacher: ..... less than 120 minutes. I was there from 6 until 1:30, and only actually worked for two hours? And walked with over $400?
Hot damnity dawg. :highfive: :party: :cheers:
love
kali
SeppeSai
11-24-2004, 03:34 PM
*cheers wildly and throws cyber $1's at Kali, with a $10 for emoticon usage*
Katrine
11-24-2004, 06:22 PM
My first day shift....ever!
In now over 6.5 years of dancing, its been all nights. I am taking the bf to airport early tomorrow and driving to Houston right after so I got there at the bright hour of 11am. Business was great, I immediately got a champagne room, then a great customer who was wonderful to converse with....
Then they called a flashdance...fuck, I hate those. Luckily I am enough of a bitch that I will only dance for 10 seconds for $1. If they won't continuously fork over the cash, I'm off to the next hardon. This worked fine, except for one guy, close to the end actually SMACKED ME IN THE FACE WHILE I WAS DANCING FOR HIM!!!
You would think his nuts would be mincemeat but I was in such shock that all I could say was, WHAT THE FUCK???? He told me he wanted to gauge my reaction and it wasn't good. No shit. He stuffed a bunch of ones into my string and I took off, dazed like a deer. I finished off the set and was about to go back and whoop his ass but I was pulled away by paying customers.
I did a VIP with a young cowboy with two penis holes, yes, he showed me and I made him put it away ASAP. He said that when he spurted, it came out like an X all over the place....
As I left, the day manager gave me a big hug, thanked me for working dayshift, and told me to come back anytime ;)
Richard_Head
11-24-2004, 07:18 PM
You're growing soft Kat, I can't believe you didn't slug that guy :fight: .
Two penis holes /:O ???
Richard_Head
11-24-2004, 07:25 PM
I was growling about her tho bc as if we don't look enough alike already, she showed up last night with a haircut almost identical to mine. :no:
Wow, this is starting to sound like that movie "Single, White, Female", last week she stole the guy you like, this week she has your haircut, freaky!
mr_punk
11-24-2004, 11:43 PM
This worked fine, except for one guy, close to the end actually SMACKED ME IN THE FACE WHILE I WAS DANCING FOR HIM!!!well, it's not like you didn't have a karmic bitch slap coming.... ;)
I did a VIP with a young cowboy with two penis holes, yes, he showed me and I made him put it away ASAP.was it congential or from a piercing like a prince albert.
IACali
12-09-2004, 02:40 PM
Worked last night. Slow. 6 girls.
Two of the four HG gents came in to see me and H. One palmed each of us a $50 with his hello hug, the other a $20. Tipped us each $20 on stage, twice. Cha-ching!! $110, plus several drinks, for doing absolutely nothing but sitting and talking. And setting a date for another HG. Yippie!!
Boy I had gone out on one date with about a year ago and I just "ran into" each other online the other day. Our first date was supposed to be lunch, but turned into lunch with drinks, then walking to the pool hall around the corner.... and then a blizzard hit (I'm not kidding) and so we stayed there, got totally blitzed and played pool. I drank him under the table, btw. Our first date lasted 12 hours, and contained a couple of kisses on the cheek and some hugs, but nothing else. In all honesty, somehow, it was the best first date of my life.
Shortly thereafter, I rekindled with an ex-flame I felt I needed to give a genuine chance to, so I explained it to FDB (First Date Boy) and he took it like a champ. Lost touch until this past week. Told him I was working last night. He came in. How cool.
HG guys were gone and it was completely dead, so FDB and I played pool for a good long while. Not interested in him as a customer, so didn't take any money from him, except when I kicked his ass at pool (ok, only one game - he won the rest). We exchanged new phone #'s and he left, just as my regular who is my boss' ex-husband came in (now known as BXH reg).
BXH and his friend bought me a couple of drinks. I gave his friend a dance. H got off stage and came over, we flirted with each other and talked BXH into getting a double private. (see, I can share!! All that money would've gone to me, but noooo, I share. :shrug: H shared her HG guys, it's the least I could do) He got two doubles and then one single from me and then was out of money. ($45 for me)
Then H and I got pulled aside by the mgr and fined $50 each for breaking the rules during the double. We both supposedly were seen grinding on him, although we had thought we behaved ourselves admirably well and think that it's a crock of shit. BXH felt guilty so got more money and paid both of our fines. Awwwwww.
A couple other dances here and there, nothing spectacular.
Drinks consumed: waaaay too many (busy nights I'm fairly sober, slow nights I'm trashed)
House fee: $15
DJ: $15
Bouncer: $7 (usually 5, but I'm upping it bc I've talked him into coming to the stage at the end of my sets and offering me a hand down - not customary at our club, but I'm all about it)
Walked with: $230
Ugh. crappy wednesday. Then again, like all of my other nights, I didn't even fucking work. so what am I bitching about, eh?
doing amatuer night at a neighboring town's club tonight (nec. to be hired). probably won't win (I NEVER win am nights :shrug: ) but it'll be fun, I know almost all the girls that work there.
love
cali