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SeppeSai
12-09-2004, 04:50 PM
Bouncer: $7 (usually 5, but I'm upping it bc I've talked him into coming to the stage at the end of my sets and offering me a hand down - not customary at our club, but I'm all about it)
Very classy.
*tips with many cyber 1's*
Richard_Head
12-09-2004, 06:53 PM
Then H and I got pulled aside by the mgr and fined $50 each for breaking the rules during the double. We both supposedly were seen grinding on him, although we had thought we behaved ourselves admirably well and think that it's a crock of shit.
What are the rules at your club Cali?
CalifSCVisitor65
12-09-2004, 09:52 PM
dayum IAC that's weak $50 fine for grinding, WTF >:(
Tell me the name of place so I never go there. 8)
IACali
12-10-2004, 04:37 AM
the rules (as they're written):
*six inches crotch to crotch (no grinding)
*one foot on the floor
*no straddling
*no sex simulation (hand mouth rythym etc)
rules as they translate:
*no heavy monotonous grinding
*dont throw your legs up in the air where the bouncers can see it w|o even looking
*nevermind - dont grind heavily
*dont finger yourself
rules, after girls bitched a bunch about dirty dancers. rules as they are enforced:
*no grinding- for more than three secs or so. be subtle, girls!!
*one foot on the floor- unless youre subtle.
*no straddling- but you can have one knee up on a thigh.
*knock off the lesbian shit- totally
rule change when girls grinded w| one knee up:
*two feet on floor
rule change when i bitched about degree of lbian shit not allowed:
*fine you can get on another dancer as much as you'd get on a female custy.
so what this all amounts to is that girls still do want they want, but once in a while the mgrs arbitrarily make an example out of someone.
i'm trashed right now & not makking coherent thoughts. good night.
cali
IACali
12-10-2004, 04:38 AM
oh, forgot to say. did amatuer night tonite & WON!!!!
g'nite.
Katrine
12-10-2004, 04:42 AM
Congrats mami! Ok, that's it....you are coming to stay with me in Austin! Too tired to write ANATO for me, but my net was >$700.....we could be a great team! ;)
SportsWriter2
12-10-2004, 06:47 AM
Cali, congrats on the amateur night win!
I LOVE your list of rules, modified and as enforced. It made me think about turning points at clubs I visit
* rules, after Mandi put a state trooper's dick in her mouth without even asking (two years later, they're still called Mandi Rules and Mandi mirrors) :-\
* rules, as enforced, after the consultant put everyone in tuxes (it turned them into mannequins with glass eyes) :P
* rules, as enforced, in the new shut and sealed fantasy booths (competely waived) :O
Katrine
12-18-2004, 04:26 AM
Friday, Dec 17. Austin, TX
Got on the floor around 9:30. The place was packed. Unfortunately, it was full of couples, kids, and thugs. I wore my S&M dominaitrix PVC 2 piece and my ass kicking KISS boots.
After a few initial dances, I worked a couple and a their friend. I danced for the girl, then the friend. Afterwards, friend tried to pay me $10 for 2 dances.
K: Sorry hun, its $40
F: Wha....its $5 a dance
K: Nope, only on Tuesdays.
F: Bullshit, I can hear
K: Well obviously you can't read because the sign says its $5 TUESDAYS!
F: Damn, you hot, but you ain't that hot...fuck this club!
At this point I am about to get management to kick his ass out when the girl of the couple, red-faced, gives me the rest of the money, plus a $5 tip. I felt so bad, even her boyfriend didn't do anything. She was really a sweetheart and apologized.....
So, more of the same. There's a waitress who's trying to tell me how to work and going to "hook me up" with tables. I hate leachy waitresses, they always want a kickback. I have a good nose for money tables. But she did direct me to a decent table after taking the credit for getting me a table she had nothing to do with, so she can have another chance.....I
Towards the end of the night I dance for this creepy guy. He was already touching me innapropriately before the dance began, so I just do an airdance, not wanting to not get any money for my time. I look over, and he's jerking his chicken under his sweater.
Fucking great. What is this, Houston? I finish the dance several feet away, get my $20, and run to tell management. But the slimy bastard just gets up and starts to walk around the club so they can't find him.
I get a drunk customer who can't stop apologizing to me for his inability to get an erection while I am dancing for him. I smile like I care. We go to the corner where creepy is coming back to. I start to yell at him that he needs to leave NOW! Creepy gets the picture, grabs his hat, and heads out. Ha, don't fuck with Mistress Kat on PVC night....
After work, my girl and I go have breakfast. She's in a shit mood, so more downer for me. Some PL wants to pay off her car note, and she's dreading the inevitable request for sex and complication to their parasitical relationship....
Not much of a great night unfortunately. I am going to San Antonio tomorrow to dance for the last time because I don't want to deal with being a licensed sex offender ;) in yet another city...
EBT: $622.
Moneywise
12-18-2004, 08:30 AM
Nice read Kat. It always amazes me to hear of some dude jerking his beef while getting a dance. That's one thing I have never seen (with hopes I never do). I've heard stories from the ladies on the club though. For whatever reason they feel comfortable enough share their hilarious stories with me. ::)
Way to hunt that biotch down, call him out, and make him stroll out with his tail between his legs. ;)
MW
Moneywise
12-18-2004, 08:33 AM
oh, forgot to say. did amatuer night tonite & WON!!!!
g'nite.
Congrats Cali. :10:
mr_punk
12-18-2004, 09:50 AM
I look over, and he's jerking his chicken under his sweater. Fucking great. What is this, Houston? I finish the dance several feet away, get my $20, and run to tell management..you know, kat. you might be russian by birth, but you're not like the strippers from the old country. now, those girls would likely have stopped him and said, "gift me fiftee dollars if you want to finish, yes?" and continued to let him jerk off and hustled him for another fifty bucks. so, by the time this guy finally popped. she would have made an extra 200 bucks on top of the dances.
We go to the corner where creepy is coming back to. I start to yell at him that he needs to leave NOW! Creepy gets the picture, grabs his hat, and heads out. Ha, don't fuck with Mistress Kat on PVC night....yep, you're much too americanized, kat. they wouldn't have turned down another sales opportunity either.
Richard_Head
12-18-2004, 09:58 AM
LOL mr_p, I'm sensing you don't care much for Russian girls.
mr_punk
12-18-2004, 10:26 AM
actually, quite the opposite. i just give credit where credit is due. i think i've said this before, but many russian/slavic strippers are hot and the tall ones are even hotter. they are also the best hustlers (and the craftiest) stripper wise. a lot of guys (and american strippers) are turn off by their over-aggressiveness, but not me. lot of guys are also turned off by their unpredictability. you see, that's the difference between kat or most other american strippers and most of the russian strippers from the old country. kat might have her limits in the club, but those girls never heard of the word. a russian stripper can either hustle you, ROB you, or get real nasty (in a good way) or a combination of all three. i like russian strippers and there's nothing wrong with doing business with a russian stripper as long as you keep your wits about you. 8)
oh, forgot to say. did amatuer night tonite & WON!!!!
g'nite.
Cali thats awesome. Congrats!
When your name is up in lights and youre making zillions of dollars I will give me great pleasure to be able to say I knew you when you were just a regular gal ;D
Hahahaha seriously, I wish I could have been there rooting for ya! You are a great lady.
FBR
Katrine
12-18-2004, 03:37 PM
you know, kat. you might be russian by birth, but you're not like the strippers from the old country. now, those girls would likely have stopped him and said, "gift me fiftee dollars if you want to finish, yes?" and continued to let him jerk off and hustled him for another fifty bucks. so, by the time this guy finally popped. she would have made an extra 200 bucks on top of the dances.
yep, you're much too americanized, kat. they wouldn't have turned down another sales opportunity either.
In Houston VIP area I might have allowed this, possibly. But this guy was out on the main floor, and I had to trust my instinct that he wasn't going to comply and give me more money since he wasn't pleased he couldn't touch me with dirty dick hands. I've let the guy jerk himself to completion, maybe 3-4 times. Once gentleman has touched his weiner, he can no longer touch me. This dude was nasty and I wanted him out of my club.
Don't tell me how to sell asshole, I know perfectly well how to take advantage of this type of situation. Some things aren't worth the risk, time, and stress. And at 3am, management is always scouring the club looking for ppl still trying to drink. I have a great rep with this club, they take care of me, find me customers, and always deeply discount my house fees.
He should have gone to one of the many jack shacks down the highway...>:(
mr_punk
12-18-2004, 06:13 PM
Once gentleman has touched his weiner, he can no longer touch me. This dude was nasty and I wanted him out of my club.well, that is my point, kat. in fact, that's my only point in the last two posts. like i said, unlike your brethren from the old country. you do have your limits within a sc. OTOH, they don't seem to have very many at all. :thumbsup:
Don't tell me how to sell asshole, I know perfectly well how to take advantage of this type of situation.that's funny. i don't recall saying "kat you should have...". so, if you really think i'm trying to give you advice on how to sell to the suckers. you must have missed my point. i'm not offering you advice of any kind nor am i doubting your instincts and ability to take advantage of the suckers inside of a sc.
OTC? well, that's a different story given the circumstances of your last experience, isn't it? ::) BTW, this low blow is being delivered to serve as a reminder. since, you seem to be confusing me with one of those drooling, impressionable fools looking to earn brownie points and a couple of nude pics in exchange for some sales advice. you ain't in kansas any more, dorothy.
He should have gone to one of the many jack shacks down the highway...>:(well, that's one option. he also could have stayed at home with a porn video or he could have found a more agreeable stripper to blow him or jerk him off }:D . it's kinda lame to go to a sc just to masturbate.
When I saw "asshole" I almost hit the edit button. But I know the posts get vigorous here on the blue site. And its damn fun to read ;D Please do me and JZ a favor and hold back when you feel like calling someone something. Thats about the only thing that gets the dander up from a mod point of view.
OK I said my piece and thanks for listening ;) Have fun.
FBR
IACali
12-18-2004, 08:34 PM
thanks for the NATO, Kat. I still think that you and I would get on fabulously..... ;) in more ways than one.......
am working this wed and thurs. Thurs is annual customer xmas party, $15 all the beer and wells you can drink, which means we'll be packed full of cheap fuckers. I hate working on busy nights, but all my good friends are working and I figure I can party and have a good time and still make the same as I always do, since like I've noted in my previous posts, I am ridiculously consistent these days.
But dayum I wanna make $650. I need to move. :D
love
cali
SportsWriter2
12-18-2004, 09:02 PM
When I saw "asshole" I almost hit the edit button.
Technically not a violation, FBR, cuz she didn't have a comma after "sell," so the offending word was the object of the verb. :)
.
Katrine
12-19-2004, 04:24 AM
well, that is my point, kat. in fact, that's my only point in the last two posts. like i said, unlike your brethren from the old country. you do have your limits within a sc. OTOH, they don't seem to have very many at all. :thumbsup: .Contrary to popular raincoater belief, not all Russian/Eastern European women are whores and hustlers. There are normal women and prudish women like everyone else. Its a pretty conservative culture for the most part.
Its also an impovrished part of the world. People who need to survive, and to insure the survival of their family will do what it takes. I am lucky enough not to have to resort to in-house prostitution on a regular basis to make ends meet. Any extra-curriculars I've been involved with were based on pure greed and pathological distress stemming from self-loathing. :-\
Next time you get your BBBJ from Oxsana, just remember that she is probably doing it so that her mafia pimp Kolya won't be beating her ass later that night for not bringing X amount of money.
OTC? well, that's a different story given the circumstances of your last experience, isn't it? ::) BTW, this low blow is being delivered to serve as a reminder. since, you seem to be confusing me with one of those drooling, impressionable fools looking to earn brownie points and a couple of nude pics in exchange for some sales advice. you ain't in kansas any more, dorothy.
Aha, I knew this would come up. That was a mistake of poor judgement. Inside the club is my domain. That event had nothing to do with the SC. The dude didn't even know I strip. So my first foray into the "suga daddy" market didn't go so well. I am sure there are many other similar stories.
Not quite apples and oranges, maybe oranges and tangerines.....::)
Katrine
12-19-2004, 04:26 AM
Technically not a violation, FBR, cuz she didn't have a comma after "sell," so the offending word was the object of the verb. :)
.
:rotfl:
Katrine
12-19-2004, 04:27 AM
thanks for the NATO, Kat. I still think that you and I would get on fabulously..... ;) in more ways than one.......
You're coming to Austin in February..and that's THAT!
[...goes to find extra Rainbow Brite sleeping bag] ;)
Katrine
12-19-2004, 04:48 AM
December 18, 2004. The Palace, San Antonio.
Your resident roving reporter Kat went on a mission to the finest Gentleman's Establishment in the city of deliciously greasy chalupas. The plan was to find out what management planned to do about the impending ordinance to license dancers and enforce the 3ft law. :cop:
My boyfriend wouln't stop pestering me, so it was almost 10 by the time I hit the floor. I soon found a rather heavyset gentleman who was an absolute kitten. Unfortunately he was a bit difficult to dance for due to his, errr, shelf.
I finished with him right as I got first stage. Sweet, no down time. As soon as I got up there, some lovestruck kid fuckoe'd me for the very first song, which is cool, he was paying, and the place has no poles, or wind machine, or any cool FX.
More dances, hit a bachelor party, then ran into some dead time. There is something about this Xmas that has turns patrons into scrooges. All of these groups of kids and couples are sitting around with their faces in their laps, totally not having a good time. C'mon peeps, the Spurs destoyed Golden State, the Falcons/Jags game was riveting, and this club has some of the hottest girls in Texas.
But alas, nothing, so I went into the boutique and chatted with the clerk while I looked at thongs. I walk out and am accosted by a group of young G's trying to see what they can get away with in the lapdance, will I go home with them, and why do I strip besides the money. The three paramount worst questions to ask a stripper.
Then a girl staged to Shakira's "Ojos Asi" and I mentioned to the boys that I bellydance to perhaps pique their attention. One of them just slams his hand on the table and yells "dance up here for all of us!" Oh brother, I had to walk away with them yelling and calling me names in my wake.
Walking across the middle of the floor was like walking through a trail of the sitting dead. Suddenly a shy hand raises itself and motions me over. A cute shaved head gentleman with piercing blue eyes and perfect teeth.
I run over and give him a huge hug instead of handshake, telling him thank you, thank you for calling me over. Quickly he hands me $100 before even saying a word.
Stop
Drop
Kaboom
I landed me a whale! :relieved: :angel:
We sat and talked a few songs. Since I was already paid, I didn't push him for a dance, and he told me he was glad to have company. He is going to be a great resource for the future. He also tipped me a $10 at each stage and let me go off and dance for the punk kids who changed their tune after they saw me stage and begged me to give them dances.
I finished the night off with 2 dances for blue eyes which he gave me $60 for. Although I wasn't drinking tonight, I still managed to forget to ask management about the ordinance.:dunce: I asked a few girls what they were going to do and no one knows anything yet.
I drove home feeling great, and decided to celebrate a nice evening with some raunchy buttsex.:butthead:
EBT: Shit, I forgot since I counted it pre-orgasm and its filed away. Approx $500-600.
:bedtime:
mr_punk
12-19-2004, 10:34 AM
Contrary to popular raincoater belief, not all Russian/Eastern European women are whores and hustlers.you're right. it's just most of the russian/eastern european women in the sc.
Its also an impovrished part of the world. People who need to survive, and to insure the survival of their family will do what it takes.yes, and that's precisely what makes them such uber-strippers.
I am lucky enough not to have to resort to in-house prostitution on a regular basis to make ends meet.yes, and isn't that the difference between you and them?
Next time you get your BBBJ from Oxsana, just remember that she is probably doing it so that her mafia pimp Kolya won't be beating her ass later that night for not bringing X amount of money.musician boyfriend..suitcase pimp..mafia pimp. is there really a difference? ;)
Aha, I knew this would come up. That was a mistake of poor judgement. Inside the club is my domain. That event had nothing to do with the SC. The dude didn't even know I strip. So my first foray into the "suga daddy" market didn't go so well. you'll get no argument from me. it was a mistake of poor jugdement. however, you still don't see the irony do you, kat?
I am sure there are many other similar stories.strangely enough, you're correct again. your experience was not that much different than the average PL in one respect. in the sc, it's usually the customer that unwittingly puts himself at a disadvantage. sandy, who was the only person even remotely willing to point this out, BTW, had a point. ultimately, the guy didn't play you at all, kat. like most sc customers. you just played yourself. however, unlike a lot of sc customers. i have no doubt you'll do a much better job next time around.
Casual Observer
12-19-2004, 12:29 PM
When I saw "asshole" I almost hit the edit button. But I know the posts get vigorous here on the blue site.
Thank you.
Overmoderation kills forums.
SeppeSai
12-19-2004, 02:52 PM
But alas, nothing, so I went into the boutique and chatted with the clerk while I looked at thongs. I walk out and am accosted by a group of young G's trying to see what they can get away with in the lapdance, will I go home with them, and why do I strip besides the money. The three paramount worst questions to ask a stripper.
*raps their hands with a hammer*
Doesn't anyone know the meaning of respect anymore? Fuck.
IACali
12-20-2004, 12:03 AM
You're coming to Austin in February..and that's THAT!
[...goes to find extra Rainbow Brite sleeping bag] ;)
Shut up!!! I have a Rainbow Brite sleeping bag. No shit.
The boys following along with our little relationship here are gonna start drooling all over themselves shortly....
love
cali
Richard_Head
12-20-2004, 04:47 PM
The boys following along with our little relationship here are gonna start drooling all over themselves shortly....
actually, that started awhile back :drool: !
IACali
12-30-2004, 04:48 AM
So I danced my first shift at the club I had done amatuer night at. It's a further drive from home so I had to stay fairly sober.
Bought a new outfit from a girl there and I look fucking HOT in it. I walked out of the dressing room and even the other dancers stopped in their tracks. It was great.
Privates are $15 min, everyone pretty much charges $20.
Different stage setup here. The stage has the brass rail around it, and then a foot-wide drink rail a couple of inches below it. 3 song sets - first song you have to stay on stage (no dollar dances, bc you can't reach the custy from the stage). Next songs you can climb down from the stage to give dollar dances. It's tough- you have to balance and step gingerly over the brass rail onto the drink rail. Then the custy usually puts up his hands for you to hold. Step down with one foot (usually onto the chair between his legs) and then lower yourself into his lap. You can then get back onto the stage before going to the next dollar, or walk around the stage.
From a dancer viewpoint, it's nice bc it saves our knees (no crawling from dollar to dollar). But from a custy viewpoint, I hate it bc it means that 2 out of 3 songs the girl is barely on stage. I think that a girl should ALWAYS be on stage for eye candy, no?
Bleh. Anyway.
Arrived, got the rules packet from the mgr, got ready, got lectured on rules from bitchy "old school" girl who I've actually danced with before and who knows that I know what I'm doing. Annoying.
Hit the bar - club reg that's often at my other club buys me and H shots. And then another round.
First set - $8
3 privates - $60 (he just gave me a backrub the whole time- great way to start the night!)
A couple of my friends come in as a surprise. Sit and shoot the shit. Drink half of a jack&coke.
Second set - $22 (generous friends, yay!! they put up fives for me)
During second set, met "Terry" during a dollar dance
T: why do you do this? you know you could do so much more with yourself
Me: what do you mean?
T: there's no need for you to throw your body around for everyone to see. Why do you do it?
Me: bc I like it. (climb back on the stage)
Next song, another dollar dance.
T: god, you're beautiful. want to do a table dance?
Me: sure, I'll come get you when I get off stage.
T: I have an idea. Why don't you come get me and we'll sit and talk for a little bit. You're really too good to be doing this. you don't need to be doing this.
Me: um, okay.
I didn't talk to him again. :D
3 privates - $60
hang out with friends.
Regular L comes in
get black russian, sip on it.
Third set - $25
4 privates with L - $100
hang out with L, then hang out with friends
Fourth set - $17
Look at clock. Go change into street clothes. Go to dj booth. DJ tells me I'm not done, I'm the last girl on stage. Go back to dressing room, put on outfit. Grumble.
hanging out with friend C, also a dancer, not working tonight.
C: hey, this is my friend R. he wants a private.
5 privates - $100
tip bouncer and dj, since when I get off stage I'll wanna get the fuck outta there.
DJ: oh, cali, hey, I just looked a the clock again, you're done after all.
Grumble.
Change into street clothes. hang out with friends.
Go home.
Bank: (after buying outfit) $275
Drive very long drive home.
Going to sleep now.
Cali
Katrine
12-30-2004, 05:14 AM
Arrived, got the rules packet from the mgr, got ready, got lectured on rules from bitchy "old school" girl who I've actually danced with before and who knows that I know what I'm doing. Annoying.
Dooooood, that ALWAYS seems to happen to me at every club I ever go to. That, plus I hate it when waitresses try to tell me that they can help me make money by directing me to their non-spending fucking tables so I can sit around getting drinks I don't want to increase her tip. Yeah right!
I much prefer it when everyone ignores me like I do them.
Moneywise
12-30-2004, 08:16 AM
Second set - $22 (generous friends, yay!! they put up fives for me)
During second set, met "Terry" during a dollar dance
T: why do you do this? you know you could do so much more with yourself
Me: what do you mean?
T: there's no need for you to throw your body around for everyone to see. Why do you do it?
Me: bc I like it. (climb back on the stage)
Next song, another dollar dance.
T: god, you're beautiful. want to do a table dance?
Me: sure, I'll come get you when I get off stage.
T: I have an idea. Why don't you come get me and we'll sit and talk for a little bit. You're really too good to be doing this. you don't need to be doing this.
Me: um, okay.
I didn't talk to him again. :D
LMAO. What a weirdo. Dude, do you want to run a confessional or get your lap grinded by an incredibly hot woman? hmmm... It doesn't sound like a tough question. ;)
MW
Katrine
12-30-2004, 08:59 AM
LMAO. What a weirdo. Dude, do you want to run a confessional or get your lap grinded by an incredibly hot woman? hmmm... It doesn't sound like a tough question. ;)
MW
Nope. These are cheapos who are trying to get attention for free. They could care less about any of us. They are a dime a dozen and always an unpleasant sight at any club.>:( I feel ya babe.
So THAT is what a tip walk is!?! Getting offstage in the middle of the set? Doesn't sound like a great idea from the club's standpoint either.
Katrine
01-04-2005, 12:36 PM
Perfect10, Austin, TX. Mon, Jan4.
The Night of 1,000 Hotties
Ya'll are going to hate me for this, but last night I spent at least 80% of my time dancing for cute young guys. Something was in the air, because the club was filled with adorably cherubic young sprites enjoying a little rub action.:angel:
Arrival was a bit disconcerting because the club seemed dead yet full of dancers. I hedged my bets and grabbed a customer walking through the door as I turned my sign-in sheet. Good start. Then I found my friend T, who lost her phone and can't find it in typical flakey stripper fashion, hanging out with a customer. She got this guy to come visit her in the club when she called him accidently as a WRONG NUMBER! How slick is that? She was sitting with him and this other wet blanket dancer I recently met at an Xmas party. This girl is whiney and annoying. When I told the guy "are you ready to get freaky with the top dancer in the club" she looked at me like I just slapped her in the face. T, who worships me and my hustling style, giggled, grabbed deer in headlights, and took off to let me do my thing. T so wants to be able to work it like me, sweet thing. If I cared about any of the other girls in the club or keeping regulars, I could see a problem bet me and wet blanket in the future, she is really insecure. Luckily, I don't give a fuck.:shrug:
So begins the line of hotties throught out the night patronizing my service. Most were about 22-24. I know all of you old codgers like to think that young guys are broke, disrespectful punks, but I've always done really well with young 'uns. Most of them have yet to become jaded PL's. The lil bastards don't buy dances to begin with, so the ones that do....as I said, discrimination is going to cost you money, dont do it!
I did have one punk take a hit of weed, IN THE CLUB, from a smokeless one-hitter, and blow it into my hair! Doh, that's really cool though, NOT. I would have reported them, but seriously, whatever filter was in the one hitter was terrific, I couldn's smell pot at all. But alas, I am no longer a smoker......
Ok, now it gets juicy. I start to dance for this uber-hot boriqua guy with these amazing innocent huge hazel eyes and full yummy soft lips. Mmmmm.....gotta love the mulattos, delic....he is a moaner like I am, and rubs my aching lower back as I dance for him. He is there with a friend who is getting free lapdances all night from their slighty overweight with a pretty face waitress. The friend is pretty hot too in a blue-eyed southern white boy way. The friend invites me and 2 waitresses to come over afterwards for breakfast. I didn't drink any alcohol or redbull and took my vitamins that day, so I had energy, and pounced on that wild hair.
YES, I KINDA SORTA WENT HOME WITH A CUSTOMER, TEEHEEEE. THERE IS HOPE BOYS!
Friend lives up the street, we arrive, and I find out that they're cops. Oops!:cop:I did have a bit o contraband on me, glad I didn't mention it. No matter, they aren't vice or anything, and I have this cop gangbang multiple penetration fantasy....:bullwhip: So I have my puertorican stud use his handcuffs on me, bend me over, hold me down, AND........
We just kissed....:puckerup:
This time.;)
The waitresses came over, and let me tell you, they did NOT like me at all, especially chubby. She gave me the third degree without even trying to hide her disdain. Funny thing, she really could move well when she was doing the LD's in the club. If she lost 30 lbs, she's do great.
I had to go home so not to miss yoga this morning. :meditate: As he walked me to my car, a skinny blonde parked and went into the house to see the other guy, who was fucking chubby. Teehee, I am sure punches were thrown......
In conclusion, slammin monday night!
EBT: $480, badass for a Mon and 5 1/2 hours of work grinding on hotties!
Btw, I am getting very horny writing this, I really wanna do this cop gangbang...ya'll wanna hear about it if it happens?:P
doc-catfish
01-04-2005, 04:59 PM
Perfect10, Austin, TX. Mon, Jan4.
Uhh, Kat, not to be a date nazi, but check your calendar. Must have been that good of a night.
I know all of you old codgers like to think that young guys are broke, disrespectful punks, but I've always done really well with young 'uns.
Just to clarify, I have no problem with young guys coming in and politely handing over their tuition money. Their dollars are every bit as good as mine. Its when they so overrun the place with their cocky ass demeanor that the dancers all seem to be in a bitchy mood - OR - when I see some dingbat dancer sit with some thug who isn't paying her for practically an hour when she could be making money off of me, thats when I head for the door. (or wish for the Almighty to drop an AR-15 into my hands to straighten the situation out).
That's okay, we "codgers" were all there once. Only time in a real strip club will show these gents that the reality is not quite like what they saw in Showgirls, or some other suck ass example that from a movie or TV.
Most of them have yet to become jaded PL's.
In due time, in due time... ;)
The lil bastards don't buy dances to begin with, so the ones that do....as I said, discrimination is going to cost you money, dont do it!
Exactly. :thumbsup:
DeepGreen
01-04-2005, 05:03 PM
;D Great Post Kat. Damn, someone needs to do some research and figure out where you get your superhuman sex drive...;) :thumbsup:
SportsWriter2
01-04-2005, 05:48 PM
Btw, I am getting very horny writing this, I really wanna do this cop gangbang...ya'll wanna hear about it if it happens?:P
I do! I do! :P Can I share it with my cop friends? :P:P:P:P
Susan Wayward
01-04-2005, 06:08 PM
Hear about it? I'm not invited?
DeepGreen
01-04-2005, 06:18 PM
Hear about it? I'm not invited?
;D God I love this board....
Susan Wayward
01-04-2005, 06:24 PM
Oh, yes, this is a little overdue, but I've been out of town. Got to see a wonderful Rose Bowl on New Year's Day. Hook 'em!
Last Thursday I was working my fourth day in a row at my new club, the Living Room. I love the short, four-hour shifts there. It's a nice little club, and I thank FBR for pointing me there. I haven't made truly great money yet, though it hasn't been bad, either. I'm sure it will improve as I work the busier shifts--I've just been on from 3-7 this week. And the customers are pretty good. Most of them buy at least two dances and just sit there and let me do all of the work. The girls are cute and nice, too.
Thursday was a fairly busy day, and I'd been wondering when I'd meet FBR. I was up on stage in the middle of the afternoon when a handsome, distinguished man stepped up to the stage.
"Hello, Susan, it is I, FBR."
I gazed into his piercing eyes and sank to my knees on the stage.
"Oh, finally we meet!" I said. "Though never did I suspect you'd be so gorgeous."
"Yes, that is why seven dancers and two waitresses are hanging out at my table," he said. "Come on over and I'll buy you a drink."
I couldn't resist his tempting offer, and joined his group. His fierce wit and impeccable manners melted my heart, as did the way he sent me to the lapdance booth with his pals. I was sorry that my teetotaling ways didn't fit in with the shot-slamming of the other gals, but somehow I managed to kick back, though FBR's sexy glances were making me tremble in my chair. I couldn't believe I was finally meeting this luminary of SW and SCJ.
Before I knew it it was 7pm and time for me to head out of town. The afternoon had flown by in a flurry of conversation and partial nudity.
"FBR, it was such a pleasure to meet you. Will I ever see you again?"
"Oh, I might stop in again . . . someday," he winked.
I left him in the capable hands of the rest of the staff and headed off into the crisp Ohio night, walking on clouds.
Katrine
01-04-2005, 07:14 PM
OMIDOG OMIDOG OMIDOG!!
You met...DA MAN! You are sooo lucky! What did he smell like? What was it like when he touched you, did you swoon! Don't you dare wash any part of you he touched until you come back to Austin for the cop gangbang so I can feel the greatness!
We miss you!:-*
Kat, Treasurer of the Official FBR Fan Club :P
doc-catfish
01-04-2005, 07:20 PM
Glad that your new club is going well Susan. Also glad that I got to meet you in Austin before the big move. I never did finish my Texas TR before my old compy crashed.
FBR, you're one lucky "luminary". Buy a dance or two from that lady sometime.
;)
Susan Wayward
01-04-2005, 08:42 PM
What did he smell like?
The sweet scent of power and masculinity, of course.
What was it like when he touched you, did you swoon!
Clearly!
And I miss you too. Wish I could make it to FL in Feb.
I've met quite a few of the SCJ luminaries, come to think of it, and it's always fun. They can see me in a much nicer environment than crusty old XTC now, too. Kisses to you all, and thanks for the props, Doc!
Richard_Head
01-04-2005, 08:52 PM
"Hello, Susan, it is I, FBR."
Smooth FBR, smooth 8).
Casual Observer
01-04-2005, 09:05 PM
Always good to read your posts, Kat.
And Susan has met the legend that is FBR...and lived to tell. That's a happy ending!
:D
Moneywise
01-04-2005, 11:32 PM
The Night of 1,000 Hotties
uhmm.. or just one.
Ya'll are going to hate me for this, but last night I spent at least 80% of my time dancing for cute young guys.
I love it.
I know all of you old codgers like to think that young guys are broke, disrespectful punks, but I've always done really well with young 'uns. Most of them have yet to become jaded PL's. The lil bastards don't buy dances to begin with, so the ones that do....as I said, discrimination is going to cost you money, dont do it!
What about the tweeners? We need love too. ;D ;D ;D
YES, I KINDA SORTA WENT HOME WITH A CUSTOMER, TEEHEEEE. THERE IS HOPE BOYS!
Lucky pork.
Ok, now it gets juicy.
My tongue just got all warm & fuzzy. }:D
Btw, I am getting very horny writing this
Stroke what ya mamma gave yaaaaaaaa.
I really wanna do this cop gangbang...ya'll wanna hear about it if it happens?:P
Just as long as it's not a Columbo/Telly Savalas sammich. ;) Actually, kitty kat flavored filling would make any sandwich quite delectable.
MW
Moneywise
01-04-2005, 11:34 PM
"Hello, Susan, it is I, FBR."
Ohhh mannnn..lol That was good.
Love it love it. :P
MW
SeppeSai
01-05-2005, 06:55 AM
"Hello, Susan, it is I, FBR."
And the skies cleared, angels sang, and all was right in the world.
mr_punk
01-05-2005, 09:28 AM
I know all of you old codgers like to think that young guys are broke, disrespectful punks, but I've always done really well with young 'uns.actually, i have nothing against young customers. they can be useful. someone needs to be the in-house dealer. after all, a sober stripper is an unfunny and boring stripper.
Btw, I am getting very horny writing this, I really wanna do this cop gangbang...ya'll wanna hear about it if it happens?:P :rotfl: unbelievable....can you say uber-high-maintanence, drama queen....your BF's brain should be studied by scientists. how he copes with your frequent displays of histrionics is beyond me. if i were in his place, you would have driven me into an insane asylum within a week. :rotfl:
IACali
01-06-2005, 02:41 PM
FBR, when ya gonna make the trek across indiana and illinois to visit lil ole me in iowa?
Kat, I am invited to that cop gangbang, right? please? pretty please?
love
cali
LMFAO I need to read these threads more carefully...I totally missed this one ::)
Allowing for a bit of literary liscense on Susans part (God love her ;D) that was the story. She was speaking a little tongue in cheek in her NATO...I was the one excited about meeting her. How often do you get to meet one of the gals youve talked to here on the site? Sweet :) And just to let you guys know..Susan is seximus maximus...yummy.
I wasnt counting but I probably did have seven dancers and two waitresses hanging at my table along with the customers and #2 son. It wasnt my wit and charm...it was my bar tab ;)
The club will probably be mentally calling me tomorrow evening for a quick visit. I dont do late night trips but hopefully I'll get an opportunity to see Susan for a few. I hope she stays on the early shift for a while.
FBR
PS: It only cost me 5 small to get her to say all that nice stuff about me hahaha