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doc-catfish
02-01-2005, 01:27 PM
The highlight of my night was when Katrine received a standing ovation at Denny's. It wasn't much of a night, just a bit of profit.
May we ask what for? Ahh, better yet, let her tell us.
Hopefully, she'll give us a recap of how the week went when she gets home. I personally love a two perspective NATO now and then. It would be cool if Velvet and Bridgette would chime in as well.
:)
NVJosh
02-01-2005, 03:17 PM
I hope you make bank in Jacksonville this week, Lilith, because I'm sure its going to me more idiots than normal. Thanks for the update. And say hi to Katrine for me :)
DancerMystique
02-01-2005, 07:43 PM
The upside was that I worked while wearing my glasses for the first time in a good long while, and I looked fucking HOT.
They went home, Mystique and I had a - erm - lovely time (at some point I reached into my mouth and pulled out a little metal bar - held it up to her.... "hey honey, I didn't know these came out?" she didn't find the rest of the piercing buried in the blankets until I was long gone the next day), and finally passed out at 7 in the morning.
Ok. Yes, glasses are fuckin' hot. I told you so. 8) You can wear them annnnytime....}:D
And I found the ring buried in the damn carpet. Not the blankets... ;) Not that I'm complaining...the bruise on my arm, however...I know I can match up teeth marks! :mischievo
velvet
02-03-2005, 02:58 AM
all i will add right now is. WE ARE IN LOVE WITH KATRINE!!!!!!!!!!!! she is everything we thought she was and more!
IACali
02-03-2005, 01:47 PM
Velvet and Lil you two are going to make me so fucking jealous. KAT, I MISS YOU!!
As a sidenote, anyone wanna work in Phoenix in mid-March? I'm heading out there over spring break, for at least a week, am hoping to get in at least two or three nights of work at my old club to pay for the trip. I'd post on SW but truly, the SCJ girls I KNOW will be the most fun of all!!
love
cali
Susan Wayward
02-03-2005, 02:34 PM
Darn, I was thinking of heading to PHX, but mid-march I'll be busy. Probably try to go there in April.
Richard_Head
02-03-2005, 05:23 PM
As a sidenote, anyone wanna work in Phoenix in mid-March? I'm heading out there over spring break, for at least a week, am hoping to get in at least two or three nights of work at my old club to pay for the trip. I'd post on SW but truly, the SCJ girls I KNOW will be the most fun of all!!
Darn, I was thinking of heading to PHX, but mid-march I'll be busy. Probably try to go there in April.
WOOHOO:D!!! Come on down girls!!!
velvet
02-04-2005, 01:10 AM
i met a junkie, i met a junkie.........drumroll please moneywise!!
Moneywise
02-04-2005, 11:05 AM
Velvet. It was so nice to meet you. The warmth of your smile made me feel right at home. ;)
doc-catfish
02-04-2005, 05:36 PM
i met a junkie, i met a junkie.........drumroll please moneywise!!
MW, you lucky dog. ;)
Ahh, I wish I could go down to Jacksonville with a couple large and drop about $300 apiece on each of the fiercesome fivesome. I'd have to put off buying a car till next year, but oh can you imagine the ear to ear smile on my face.
:P
i met a junkie, i met a junkie.........drumroll please moneywise!!
Velvet did you mean DRUMroll or BANKroll? :P
It truly is fun to meet folks from the site. Ive had the honor of meeting Susan W now that she works at my home club ;D She's a doll. It would be incestuous to get dances from her so I just tip her when I see her at the club. Theres also a few guys here whos paths I hope to cross someday. That would be fun.
FBR
NVJosh
02-05-2005, 04:10 PM
Okay...but I won't dance for you...and no privates either...but you can buy me lunch at Denny's. :)
Lilith
02-05-2005, 04:50 PM
This has been the most miserable week of my life. The club is going to be lucky to have a single dancer left by the time this bullshit is over.
Yesterday I was running late (took Kat shopping, she scored a fabulous dress) and called the club to tell them I was on my way, as *usually* we must be there by no later than 8PM. Was told that I wouldn't be allowed to work if I didn't make it in time. Barely squeaked in with three minutes to spare. MEANWHILE, out of town girls are strolling in at nine... ten... whenever...
House girls are required (at risk of huge fines and huge bar fees for the rest of the week) to work every damned day. Out of town girls can come and go as they please. I am so exhausted. I ache all over.
On the night we met Moneywise (him of the cute smile and cuter dimples) I was thisclose to commiting assault by stiletto upon my DJ. We've got assloads of out of town girls working and they never go on stage. Some don't even bother to put their names on the list, the rest ignore the DJ when he calls them to stage. It's not like it's easy to figure out who "Delicious" is when you've never laid eyes on her, so why bother tracking the new girl down when you can always find a house girl? Of course with sixty/seventy/eighty girls on the rotation the owner insists on super-fast rotation- three different girls a set, one song sets- which essentially means that the forty local strippers spend all night going on stage every 30 minutes while the out of towners leisurely hustle the floor and ignore the stage. So the DJ is mad with power; he was always one of those "The DJ is god" types anyway. I never go on stage. Ever. I went five times in one night; once I was pulled away from a customer tipping $100's and at the end of the night I was pushed onto stage when I was ON MY WAY to VIP. I deducted the money lost to me from the DJ's tip.
I've lost my wedding band (forgot to leave it at home, fell off at work). My jacket was stolen last night. I've been robbed by a customer. The management figured out last night that a customer who buys Perrier Jouet for three hours is spending $1650 plus tip, but $1050 of that goes to the girl (at $300 per hour plus 20% bottle commision). We can't POSSIBLY allow that kind of bullshit, oh no! Imagine letting a stripper turn a profit! As of last night we now have to query the champagne host as to the current price for champagne, because if the house determines that a fellow will spend 1500-$2k then they will only offer the $1k Kristal (so the house gets more of his money). House girls have been working under severe costume restrictions; if it isn't legal to be worn to the mall, then you can't wear it at work. Let's not bother the out of town girls with rules though, oh no. Heaven forbid they give up their completely see-through gauze while the rest of us look as if we're on our way to a Baptist barbecue.
I'm sure there's more but I'm out of time. Required to go back to work tonight and I have to be there early (because I'm not from out of town).
Lilith
02-05-2005, 05:17 PM
Oh yeah. There's more. Our good DJ was fired for drinking. One of the bouncers claimed to have found a bottle in his bag. Shame he doesn't actually have a bag, but whatever. Pesky rules of evidence and all that. Keep in mind that this guy has worked here for years, is the best DJ in town and his girlfriend of seven years- whom he was to marry this summer- JUST DIED. So now we're stuck with DJ Dipshit.
Management made us clean out our lockers so the out of town girls could have them. Many of our girls have had the same locker for years; my club has a phenomenally low turn-over rate, most of the roster has worked here for years. Almost everyone is seriously threatening to quit and we've already lost several of our best girls.
The only bright spots in this Week O' Hell is Moneywise, Katrine, and Velvet. Oh, and I scored a coup the other night. The washroom attendant in the ladies room (aka the Bathroom Troll) has been told to behave lest she be fired. She actually took the soap away from me and wouldn't let me wash my hands- in front of witnesses- and I reported her to management. All I asked them to do is put our soap back, but Val said he would do me one better and told her to knock it off or next time she would be fired.
I'm going to be late for work. Fuck 'em. Don't wanna go anyway.
Richard_Head
02-05-2005, 05:20 PM
Damn Lillith, that is BS, sounds like your club has got some serious fence mending ahead of them.
Moneywise
02-05-2005, 06:06 PM
This has been the most miserable week of my life. The club is going to be lucky to have a single dancer left by the time this bullshit is over.
Remember Murphy's Law. Also remember that they'll need you again very soon because as soon as the big game is over tomorrow people will be headed back out of town (incl. the girls invading your spot)... With the exception of Katrine I am sure you're looking forward to the post game exodus. ;)
(took Kat shopping, she scored a fabulous dress)
Was it the one she had on? Niiiceee... }:D
Was told that I wouldn't be allowed to work if I didn't make it in time. Barely squeaked in with three minutes to spare. MEANWHILE, out of town girls are strolling in at nine... ten... whenever...
Wow. Your club will surely have some fence mending to do with the local ladies once the out of town girls leave.
House girls are required (at risk of huge fines and huge bar fees for the rest of the week) to work every damned day. Out of town girls can come and go as they please. I am so exhausted. I ache all over.
I'm sorry to hear that Lilith. Major fence mending is on the future menu.
On the night we met Moneywise (him of the cute smile and cuter dimples)
Gee. Thanks. 8) Hey.. I've been told I can look rather intimidating without the smile. I'll handle that ahole DJ for ya. ;)
Of course with sixty/seventy/eighty girls on the rotation the owner insists on super-fast rotation- three different girls a set, one song sets- which essentially means that the forty local strippers spend all night going on stage every 30 minutes while the out of towners leisurely hustle the floor and ignore the stage.
Damn. Your management has it all wrong. You don't do your local girls like that. Well, let's say good management (IMO) doesn't do that to their local girls.
once I was pulled away from a customer tipping $100's and at the end of the night I was pushed onto stage when I was ON MY WAY to VIP. I deducted the money lost to me from the DJ's tip.
I'm glad I was there to be your venting board.:D;):D
The only bright spots in this Week O' Hell is Moneywise, Katrine, and Velvet.
Likewise. It was very nice meeting you.
Moneywise
02-05-2005, 06:25 PM
LOL RH. I just re-read your post. It looks as though you and I see along the same lines. There will be some major fence mending undertaken when the out of town ladies roll back out of town. Screw the ladies that faithfully serve you for 355 days of the year for 10 days of spiked attendance, additional cash, but also additional overhead having the insane headache of managing 2-3 time the number of girls you normally manage. (not to mention having to pay for additional security) That's just not good business sense.
Susan Wayward
02-05-2005, 08:17 PM
Isn't Bridgette also there? What's up?
I'm sorry to hear about all of that nonsense, though I am still sad I'm missing out on the trip. My sweetie is down there right now (he's a Philly native and therefore accustomed to the kind of disappointment he'll be experiencing tomorrow), though he said he didn't know if he could talk his dad into a trip to the Gold Club.
My day was quiet, though I did get to dance for/receive a dance from the prettiest and sexiest girl in the club, courtesy of a fun customer. Sigh. She's like a little porcelain doll, about 5' tall, with curly dark brown hair to her bum, perfectly full b-cups with puffy nipples, and an ass that's perfection. It was the highlight of my day.
I will be in South Carolina at Club Paradise on Hilton Head this coming week if anyone is in the hood. I hope it's sunny and clear so I can actually be outside for once.
And FBR doesn't get dances, period, at least from what I have seen. But he is wonderful company at the club and Miss D is a stone riot. I'm glad he vouched for me with her because she can be vicious. Really hot, though, and really funny.
IACali
02-06-2005, 06:14 AM
mystique and i went out of town to a club about an hour away. it was very busy and no one was spending money. bastids.
mystique drank a ridiculous amount of tequila and i had a couple of shots of vodka. i broke my hiatus so i managed to get fucked up even without drinking.
i made not much but had an okay time. mystique and i had a couple of drunken conversations about our relationship, will prolly have a couple more in the upcoming days.
at the moment, sitting at an afterhours party after partaking in a roll :spin: :3dglasses . i am a bad, bad, girl, and having a wonderful, wonderful time.
love
cali *sucking on her glowing blinking pacifier* :cloud9:
p.s. bryan says that it's HIS pacifier that he's LETTING me use. just wanted to clarify.
pps bryan is very entertained by our smilies. :goodvibes
ppps fun smilies for me: :grouphug: :alien: :chillpill :crowded: :cupid: :devil: :duck: :eye-poppi :headbange :genie: :flirt: :faint: :lovestruc :hyper: :propeller :party: :moped: :shocking: :shocking: :shocking: :shocking: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin:
Katrine
02-06-2005, 11:55 AM
Feb 5, 2005. JAX, Florida.
What a FUCKING week! That's the most accurate adjective to describe it. Almost everything that could go wrong has gone wrong. Between my troubles and Lilith's, you would think there was a black cloud hanging over the club or something???
To my great fortune, the local girls have taken me in as one of their own and treated me absolutely like a sister. Lil and Velvet, many thanks once again, these two hotties are the shit! My place to stay for the weekend sort of fell through, and so far another dancer and a bouncer AND Lilith have let me hang out at their places so I don't have to sleep in my car and shower at Gold's Gym.
Ok, tonight will be my 7th night straight working. I have not seen the beach nor downtown. Last night was the first night I broke 1K, this is so NOT Houston! Thank dog for Pat fans, they made my night. Eagles fans are good for stage tips but they aren't nearly as easy to manipulate into the dance booths. It was pretty much business as usual, but I decided to go mercenary and charge extravagent fees PLUS tips for my services. I only agreed to 2 floor dances since the bouncers are on my Texas ass like a hawk. VIP dances were 3 for $100 or $300 for half hour PLUS tip. No one complained, they just allowed me to lead the way like the good lemmings they are.........
Huge *muah* to my cutie pie Moneywise. Let's just say that me, MW, and Frazier had an extra special time together in the naughty girl booth!!!! ;)
Susan Wayward
02-06-2005, 09:49 PM
Craziness, ladies; I just spent my SB Sunday evening in a sports bar, because the cable is out in the condo I'm staying in.
My flight to Savannah was brief, and I was picked up by the manager's ebullient blond girlfriend who kindly took me to the grocery store to pick up some supplies. Then to the club, which is very small (Club Paradise, on Hilton Head) but kind of cute. And clean with the lights on, which is important. And plenty of lockers. There aren't enough women on the island to staff the club, so they've been running down girls from Charleston and recruiting out-of-towners like myself to solve the staffing shortage. And since hotels run $150 a night for the cheapest options, they decided to buy a few condos instead. I like the fact that there's a jacuzzi right outside the door, but the accomodations could be nicer; it's like the place was built and furnished in 1980 and ignored since then. And the other girl in this 2 br with me had the damn heat pumped up to 80 degrees.
Plus, the internal modem on my computer is apparently fucked up; I don't think I've had the need to ever use dial-up; at home it's cable and usually I stay in places with high speed access. For some reason, I can't get a damn dial tone. I finally rigged a way that works, bizarrely. If I pick up the actual handset, dial a number, then hit dial on the computer spontaneously, then unplug the cord and plug it into the computer's jack, it works. I cannot figure this out, why the computer or the phone line won't communicate by themselves.
Anyhow . . . I am assured cable will be available tomorrow and that I will be roommate-free the rest of the week. The club is only open from 8-2 so I won't be working long hours or anything, leaving me free to explore around here.
I had a moment at the sports bar while I was watching the game; there was a guy next to me I'd been talking to, who got pretty into his Jaegermeister. I thought, "I could be getting paid for this if the damn club was open on Sundays."
Oh, and they have some bizarre law here where they have to serve the booze in airline-size bottles. Really funny.
Wish me good luck in the land of golf.
IACali
02-12-2005, 12:57 AM
So my home club is closing at the end of the month. The entire area is being torn down for a new convention center/visitor's center/hotel/rainforest-in-a-bubble (I shit you not) thing that'll take five years and millions of dollars to build. *sigh*
In any case, we've seen an upswing in business for the past couple of weeks. we're the only club in town - there's another one in a town 30 minutes away and a few in a town 45-50 minutes away. The locals are coming out in swarms before we close.
Within the past couple of weeks, I've made over $400 on a Tuesday and a Wednesday at this club, so I was stoked to work a Friday - plus I had a couple custy's from another club who had promised to come see me.
My mom (supposed to babysit) came down with pinkeye yesterday and so couldn't sit. I scurried around all fucking day to find a different sitter so I wouldn't lose out on Friday money and in addition have to pay a fine for missing the shift ($60 fine). FINALLY about an hour before my shift started I arranged sitters for the night - two different people, one from 7-11 and one from 11-bar close. Shelled out $50 for the two combined.
So I went to work. Guess what. It was dead. Argh. I am so frustrated. I made okaaaaaay money for the area, but not good money for even a normal Friday, and certainly not what I expected after my good nights the past couple of weeks.
One highlight was a super cute boy with long eyelashes that I had danced for last week. He came in again tonight and got three dances from me. Very shy, blushed a little, dimples..... *sigh* ...... and fricking gorgeous. A sweetie - made up for the drunken loudmouths.
The second highlight was the PL that visited me from the other club that regaled me with stories of his world travels all night. You know, he was a drummer in a band for 13 yrs? Did you know that he's traveled all over the world and been in the best clubs there are? And he's worked in strip clubs since he was 20, and he knows and understands how they work. Oh, and he's going to open one. And he dated a stripper for 7 years, and he was so supportive of what she did and didn't have a problem with it at all.
Meanwhile, he tipped our waitress a quarter, after which she completely ignored him until he almost literally ran into her on his way to the bar to order a drink. He asked her if she was mad at him, and she said "yes. you're a stingy bastard for not tipping me." LOL. He apologized and said that he had been stupid, he just wasn't thinking. She replied with "yes, you were being stupid" and walked away. He bought his drink and didn't tip the bartender. LOL. When he told me the story, I scolded him until he tipped the bar a 5 and our waitress a 10, and apologized to her again. LOL.
The best highlight of all was this same man singing every single song to me throughout the entire night. If I was sitting with him or dancing for him, he was singing to me. Even though he didn't know the words. You know: "American Woman, da-da-daaaaa-daaa...." By the end of the night I was dancing with my back to him and biting my lip to keep from busting up into laughter.
Altogether I made 100 off of him, which was just under half of what I walked with. Plus, he was entertainment.
Oh, I almost forgot. My last set of the night I was in a bad mood and wanted to just enjoy myself. So I took the sarong that I drape over my chair pillow each shift (ew, stripper bare butt germs, no thanks!!), tied it around me, and had the dj play Marley's "Stir it Up" and the Grateful Dead's "Truckin". PL of course sang them to me, getting all the words wrong, and I got tipped tons from a couple young hippie guys wearing hemp necklaces.
Made: $263
House fee: $15
DJ: $20
2 bouncers: $4 each
waitress: $5
first shot of the night I bought myself: $5
walked with: $210
babysitter: $50
total profit: $160
On a FRIDAY FUCKING NIGHT!! Argh. I did get done with my last stage fairly early, did two more private dances, and got the fuck out of there. Made it home at 1:15, before the club had even closed. So that was nice. Now I get to go to sleep.
love
cali
DancerMystique
02-12-2005, 03:09 AM
So hate the fact that I'm banned from your "home" club...though I'm in the midst of rounding up 20 or so people to try to escort me in before they close at the end of the month. Mwahaha. >:)
I worked 30 minutes (20 if you're speeding) north of home tonight. Did decently considering how friggin' dead it was. Got up there around 6:30 to go next door to meet a couple of friends (one of whom I haven't seen in about 2 years!) for some drinks. It was supposed to be a couple, but turned more into like 4 or so. Ooops.
Actually had fun at work. One of my best friends is dealing with a stalker-ly dude, so she had a crappy night but as much as I love that girl to death, she kind of did it to herself. I'll be honest, I actually only danced for 2 1/2 guys (the 1/2 being one of the owners who was hanging with an uber-cute girl that I've known for about 1 1/2 years) and he gave me $40 for 2 songs, when I didn't really even dance for him, but molested her for 1 1/2 songs. *heh*
Got a ride home from one of the girls that I know from the club an hour from home that just started working @ this club in CR about 2 weeks ago. Stopped by one after hours party for about an hour. She had to get home before her boyfriend though. *heh* *withholds comments* Damn girl managed to talk me into working there again tomorrow night. Zoinks. She wants to tan and get her nails done tomorrow afternoon and wants me to tag along.
How many 26 year olds do you know that have never been in a tanning bed before? I like my pasty-whiteness, dammit.
Ok. So I should really go curl my ass up in bed now.
So I paid $20 to work.
Spent $20 on alcohol.
Tipped $10 to DJ. ('cause i figured I pay enough to work there anyways) :D
And $5 to one of the bouncers (the other one is a totally useless blob)
$15 (includes tip) to my friend who's a taxi driver who picked my ass up from Coralville (do I ever love having his cell #) to take me home :D Talk about door to door service, man.
Left with $187.
Not too bad considering how dead it was at work.
Beddy bye time! I wish Cali would've worked with me in CR tonight instead of the "other" club. Who wants to raid the place with me? Mwahahahahaha
SeppeSai
02-12-2005, 03:21 AM
I like my pasty-whiteness, dammit.
Depending on the outfit, I tip extra for that sometimes.;)
DancerMystique
02-13-2005, 01:15 AM
*heh* Most of my outfits are black, pvc-ish stuff. Matrix-y. ;)
So I worked tonight. Cali, be glad you stayed home. Wow was it dead. There were a few cute girl custys in there, but the majority of the guys sat there and stared. :-\
I guess the plus side of the story is that I walked out of the club with more than I walked in with, and I got to hang with a few of my boys for a little bit, which is always a plus. When I scheduled, I was supposed to be #6 out of all the girls working. We somehow ended up with 12 girls working, so I only went up on stage 3 times since rotation was running close to 2 hours. Yipes.
Time to curl up in bed. Hope all you other ladies that worked tonight had an amazing night!
}:D
And FBR doesn't get dances, period, at least from what I have seen. But he is wonderful company at the club and Miss D is a stone riot. I'm glad he vouched for me with her because she can be vicious. Really hot, though, and really funny.
Im probably a retard for not getting dances, especially from Susan :P But Im in a particular zone which hopefully I'll migrate from at some point. At the moment Im content to just converse and hang out. Maybe its an old guy thingee ;D
Miss D is all the above LOL Maybe thats why Im attracted to her...kinda of like the suicidal moth flying towards the flame (figuratively speaking of course).
FBR
Susan Wayward
02-17-2005, 07:08 PM
Well, maybe by the time I hit Dayton again :laughing: you'll be ready. I'll be in Columbus this week, Austin through March, Columbus the first week of April, then South Carolina again.
Katrine
02-17-2005, 09:10 PM
Feb. 17. Perfect10.
I had my highlights done and she curled and poofed out my hair Barbie style, so I HAD to go show off my strippa-hair at work. Its the end of the unofficial happy hour and $2 steak and fried night so the place is pretty hopping. I immediately made about $100, then things slowed down for a while.
Not long ago I had met this sexy latina stripper who took a liking to me. She practically mauled me when she saw me at work. She just got back from dancing at The Lodge in Dallas and wants me to go with her next week. We did a couple of double dances on the couch for a dude and we have good doubles chemistry, we both take it slow. The major drawback w this chick is that she likes the speedy speed, never good news. I havn't made any committments yet.
So, ladies, does your club have a candy man? There is this icky guy who comes in the club periodically with a backpack full of candy. He immediately puts several pieces on his table to attract strippers. What the fuck are we, pigeons in need of bread crumbs? Anywho, he gave me a strawberry lolipop and was shocked that I chose dancing over shitty tech support job at Dell. Duh! But he actually got 2 dances from me and I've never seen him get dances from anyone, I guess he thinks his cheap candy is enough, LOL!
Waiting for my stage set to begin I was sitting with a dude who didn't want dances but no one else was buying so I sat there and listened to him babble for a while. He eventually got a dance on his credit card and I fucking forget to get it from him when he left as I was doing dances in VIP. When I found the waitress at the end of the night, his friends that stayed claimed that they had given me my funny money. Yeah fucking right, they used it for another girl after their boy left. Fucksticks. This happened to me once before in Baltimore. I KNEW that the guy had left the $20 w his friends to give me but they wouldn't hand it over. The glamorous life of a stripper.
At approximately 1am, I simply hit the wall. I just lost my shit, no desire to deal with people anymore. There were lots of guys in the club, the money was there, but I walked into VIP and a waitress I've partied with was sitting in the back hanging out on a night off so I joined her and her friends. Turns out I met a really cute 6ft tall Vietnamese guy, total hottie. He got me a couple of drinks and hooked me up w a lil pick me up as I was sooooo tired of CS. I ended up giving him one dance, and that was the only dance I was willing to do that hour.
As I walked to and from the bathroom, guys were trying to grab me for dances, but I was done, just wanted a fix. Yup, pretty sad. Aftwards we all went to a house and partied until 6am. I am really burnt out from dancing ya'll. I can barely tolerate it anymore. I don't hate men or people, I am just quite tired of sharing my sexual energy until I have none left. Profit was good that night, but the money didn't matter. I am almost outta this game.
EBT: $460. Very decent for a Wednesday.
SportsWriter2
02-18-2005, 05:31 AM
So, ladies, does your club have a candy man? There is this icky guy who comes in the club periodically with a backpack full of candy. He immediately puts several pieces on his table to attract strippers. What the fuck are we, pigeons in need of bread crumbs? Anywho, he gave me a strawberry lolipop and was shocked that I chose dancing over shitty tech support job at Dell. Duh! But he actually got 2 dances from me and I've never seen him get dances from anyone, I guess he thinks his cheap candy is enough, LOL!
Oh yeah, the Candy Man. He never buys dances, but he's a nice guy and most of the dancers recognize him. I thought maybe he was a Vicodin Man or worse, but he gives out mostly hard candy. He gets hugs, and a couple of welterweight girls stay and talk. I think they chew the hard candies right away. :O
I'll bring in half-price Valentine kisses to a low-end club on Feb 15 for anyone who didn't get off with a guy on V Day. I hear a lot of sad confessions. One dancer yelled across the room, "Hey Jeanie, you deserve the whole bag. You haven't gotten laid in months." Kisses give you more of a pigeon feeding pattern. ;)
lethalsoul
02-18-2005, 11:45 AM
Feb. 17. Perfect10.
I can barely tolerate it anymore. I don't hate men or people, I am just quite tired of sharing my sexual energy until I have none left. Profit was good that night, but the money didn't matter. I am almost outta this game.
EBT: $460. Very decent for a Wednesday.
Katrine,
No, please don't go. We will all miss your Night at the Office reports.
:-[
But if you have to go, best wishes to you.
:)
Katrine
02-18-2005, 07:44 PM
Hey I didn't know you were in Htown lethal. Which clubs do you frequent?
Well thanks to Wednesday's jollies, I now have a case of stripperflu and feel like crud too! Bah............:(
lethalsoul
02-18-2005, 11:18 PM
Katrine,
I have been in Houston for only 2 years, but have gone only to a couple of them.
Hope you feel better. I heard that the reason this year everyone is getting the flu is because the major drug companies only made half of flu shots that they were suppose to.
lethalsoul
02-19-2005, 09:48 AM
Katrine,
May I copy and paste one of your Night at the Office reports to the pink side because I thought it might be fun to start one of these threads over there.
SportsWriter2
02-19-2005, 10:19 AM
Katrine,
May I copy and paste one of your Night at the Office reports to the pink side because I thought it might be fun to start one of these threads over there.
LS, this is the best thread we have. I know what you're saying, but that would just dilute it. :-\
Richard_Head
02-19-2005, 10:33 AM
I'm with sporty, don't touch our NATO reports >:(!
Moneywise
02-19-2005, 10:48 AM
I'm also solidly with sporty's belief that the NATO reports should stay right here. There's no law that says someone that doesn't frequent the blue site can't venture over here to read up.
Get well soon Kat.
Xanthus
02-19-2005, 11:17 AM
I am really burnt out from dancing ya'll. I can barely tolerate it anymore. I don't hate men or people, I am just quite tired of sharing my sexual energy until I have none left. Profit was good that night, but the money didn't matter. I am almost outta this game.
Though I've mostly been a lurker, I've always enjoyed reading your NATO reports; they would be missed. Still, I am sure that you will be just as successful in your next endeavor as you have been with your dancing career. хай щастить :cheers:
IACali
02-19-2005, 12:50 PM
please don't copy the NATOs, lethal. pink side has tried a similar thread a couple of times and it never works out.
Moneywise
02-19-2005, 12:52 PM
Kat rocks. Period.
Katrine
02-19-2005, 02:33 PM
I'd rather not have the NATO's copied to the pink site because I would rather not provoke any problems. My rep over there is still good, and my talk of partying and OTC encounters would tarnish it. Any pinkie who has the cojones to come over here is usually cool and understanding.
I have been thinking of creating a thread over there encouraging pinkies to post office reports here, but am undecided on whether I want to draw too much attention to this thread. I enjoy sharing it with the people who want to read it. I don't want to have to censor myself.
Thanks for all the support everyone ;)
Speaking strictly as a Junkie, not a Mod, I think its better to keep the NATO's here on the Blue...different mindset and all that. The thought of Kat having to self-censor make me cringe :O ;)
FBR
NVJosh
02-19-2005, 03:14 PM
Katrine,
No, please don't go. We will all miss your Night at the Office reports.
:-[
But if you have to go, best wishes to you.
:)
I'm in 100% agreement...or at least if you go let me know when you're going to visit LV as a "normal tourist" :P I'll still be your tour guide. ;D
lethalsoul
02-20-2005, 03:12 AM
I understand now, thanks.
Casual Observer
02-21-2005, 06:04 PM
May I copy and paste one of your Night at the Office reports to the pink side because I thought it might be fun to start one of these threads over there.
Like everyone else said, not a good idea. Besides, we wouldn't want to shock anyone on the pink site with the possibility that anything other than air dances actually takes place in a club. Lest you forget, we're all supposed to be delusional and misogynistic raincoaters here at the blue site...
IACali
02-27-2005, 11:09 AM
WARNING: This is long. very long. I am feeling sentimental, bear with me. (it gets a little more interesting later on)
*sigh* so last night was my home club's last night open. ever. the city bought up all the land around the club and is bulldozing it all to make room for this huge convention center/visitor's center/hotel/rainforest-in-a-bubble thing they're building. It was the only SC in town, so now I have to drive to the next major towns to work. Which is okay, I do that occasionally anyway.
But I'm really, actually, sad. This is my home club, you know? I'm comfy there. I'm a big fish there. I have a ton of reg's there, ranging from sit and have a drink to getting a few privates to handing me money for talking to monopolizing my whole evening regs. Something for my every mood, and .... well.... I'm just kinda nostalgic already, I guess.
Since it was the very last night of Dolls ever, we knew it would be crazy. For the past couple of weeks we've been pretty lax on the rules, cuz hey, what're they gonna do, fire me? We're not allowed to bring girls up on stage (except to lay a female custy on her back at the tip rail), not supposed to double dance on stage, can't pull up other dancers, basically no lesbian shit. Last week during a slow moment, Cam was coming on stage as I was collecting my tips from the stage floor, and we danced a little and felt each other up and kissed just a tiny bit..... Said loudly (for the dj to hear) "Oh no, Cam, be careful, we might get in troooouuuuuble!!" DJ says over the mike, "wow, looks like things are finally getting extra interesting!! And it's only gonna get better from here till D-Day...." We pretty much took this as a cue to have as much fun as we want. We later "warned" DJ and owner that the last night was going to degenerate into an orgy on stage. DJ(slash manager) and owner both just smiled and rolled their eyes a little and ignored it. Well, okay then!! }:D
So on to my NATO: I arrive for the late shift at 7:30. Walking to the dressing room with my trunk and get sideswiped by Melissa, who is already a little drunk and tells me that the dressing room is tense. I enter, and she is right. Could cut the tension with a plastic knife. The dressing room is packed, and there aren't any extra chairs. I run to the downstairs dressing room and steal one, sit down and start getting ready. I have said my hellos to the other girls (L, C and P) and get noncommital grunt-like noises in return. P has brought in a ton of food (veggies/dip, fresh fruit, potato chips, and a cake that says in frosting, "Good luck Girls and Thanks Jack!!" (Jack is the owner). I make sure to thank P, but not too much, as she is persnickity about people "kissing up" to her.
Put on my makeup, head out to the bar. Run into, oh, three club regulars. One buys me a Stoli lemon drop, we have a smoke, I head back to the dressing room. Get dressed. Go to the downstairs dressing room (only two girls in there vs seven in the upstairs one) for a little pick-me-up. Went on stage wearing my black drapey
(but I look better than the girl in this pic) ;) Danced to slow jamz and let it burn, nice slow sexy r & b. The place was getting pretty full, by the end of the night it was fucking ridiculously crowded :crowded: . made $32 on that set. Only thing notable was the custy sitting at the tip rail in a wheelchair, he's a quad, ran the chair with his chin on a little tilty cup. He had a dollar up so I hopped off the stage, straddled his chair, and gave him a titty rub.
Got off stage, had a lemon drop with a reg at the bar. Shootin' the shit with owner Jack (bartending) and ask him if we're out of Stoli yet, since that's all I ever drink. We start talking smack about being a lightweight, etc, and I counter with "you always threaten to cut me off if I drink too much!!" Jack goes into his office, comes out with an unopened bottle of Belvedere, and challenges me to make a decent dent in it. He thinks I won't make it a quarter of the bottle. I claim half of the bottle. The deal? The shots all have to be paid for (he's not lettin' me drink for free!), and he won't cut me off. Deal's on. Let the Belvedere lemon drop challenge begin.
Notice a small group of guys I know come in. Go say hi. They order me a lemon drop. I do two dollar dances and take one back for a private dance. Sit down again, have a lemon drop.
This continues pretty much all night, with different people, at different tables, but the same lemon drops. :D I did a ton of single private dances - I think I did one three-song dance, and one $100 dance for a reg (I think we did five songs, I don't know - $100 should be 6 dances plus $10 for tip, but he just gives me my $100 and we talk and dance until we're ready to stop, usually four or five).
My second stage set I wore the same gown - supposed to change every set but oh well. Dance to fischerspooner emerge and sumthin else. By now, I honestly have about seven decent-sized tables (4-7iish guys) who I know very well and am juggling. By the time I get off stage, I have five guys in line for dances. Made $41.
Private dance, shot, private dance, shot, repeat. Gave a private to my quad custy. 10-12 of my roommates/their friends came in to see me, Barely had time to say hi to them, but of course did a couple of shots with them. Had a couple of pick me ups to counteract all the booze.
Third set on stage. I was hot in a blue/turqoise dress kinda like except mine is wayy shorter and has a ruffled hem that bounces when I walk. I'm a wee bit drunk by now, and a wee bit high as well. :spin: Dance to sublime. I do a few pole tricks 1st song, taking off my dress upside down, and get good crowd reaction (usually pole tricks here might get an "oohhh" or two, but I got actual applause and hoots and hollers - yay!!). Work my way to the other end of the stage for second song, work my way into titty rub position on my knees in front of a cute young custy. Sneak his beer from the rail, take a sip, then lean waaay back and pour a little down my front. Well, maybe a little more than a little. Make a huge mess, mostly on me. Little rivers of liquid running over my breasts, down my stomach, trickling onto my thighs......
I didn't get off stage until halfway through the next girl's first song, I had to make sure to wipe down the stage with a towel so she wouldn't slip and fall, and then rounded up all the money that had been thrown at/towards me or I had taken and thrown on the stage behind me. Luckily the next girl is fairly nice, so she just gave me shit for hogging "her" stage and that was that. She could've kicked my ass, for all I cared, I made $69 for two songs on stage. Sweet.
Had a shot with my roomies and told them that I was gonna get my ass kicked by at least one of the girls by the end of the night, bc I just didn' care. I was having a blast, and the custy's could tell, and if the other girls didn't like it, fuck 'em. :finger: I mean, I'm a considerate coworker, I didn't do anything that would get anyone (except potentially me) in trouble, I didn't do anything that would hurt the other girls' money, I didn't do anything unsafe. So yeah. Whatev.
Private dance, shot, private dance, shot.
Another group of my friends came in. One, my fave of the group, is also the one who provided me with my pickmeups, although I didn't have any money on me before work, so I told him to come in and I'd give him a free private dance for the trouble. We did our dance, I slipped him what I owed him, and then I called over Melissa (the dancer who greeted me when I came in) and invited her to help me give my boy his birthday present (a couple days late, but oh well). He loves watching two girls - doesn't even need to be involved, just likes to watch. And I had shared with pickmeups with Melissa and we thought maybe we wanted more, so.....
Melissa and I sat on my boy's lap and made out. It was fun. He paid me with our request and that was that. Had a shot with that crew. private dance, shot, private dance, shot.
Fourth stage set. wore only sheer pink with black lace. Danced to the Doors. Great fucking set. grabbed an extremely hot female custy and pulled her onto stage with me. Laid her down and crawled over her, 69 position. Backed up towards the top of her head, grabbing the bottom of her shirt with my teeth as I go. Girl ended up with unbuttoned jeans and just a bra, sitting on the edge of the stage with her legs dangling over the tiprail. I sat behind her and caressed her breasts (huge!! natural!!) and Melissa stood between her legs rubbing whatever she could reach, on me and the female custy. A few three-way kisses and off I went around the stage. Made $50 even.
shot, private, shot, private, repeat.
One of the groups that I know was a couple of strippers that work at my other club, they came in as custys with their bf's and some other friends. One of them was H, my HG buddy. Made out with her quite a bit throughout the night.
Did the $100 dance for my regular. Set up a time to meet for drinks this next friday afternoon. Possible HG, will depend on my mood. May just be an OTC/Non-HG.
con't..........
IACali
02-27-2005, 11:10 AM
con't....
The night's tally sheet:
Tipped out my DJ (whom I love and adore and will miss) $60.
2 waitresses, $5 each
3 bouncers, $7 each
Amount left in Belvedere bottle: :drink: just over 1/3 left. Jack claims that other people were drinking it, but waitresses say I was the only they served it to.
Changed into street clothes, rounded up all my random stuff in the dressing room, deposited all my belongings at H's table.
Went around to say goodbye to all the girls. made out with five of the eight other girls working. the other three were bitchy and pissy and cliquey all night. am working with a couple of the girls at another club in another town next thursday, a couple of another girls at yet a different club in yet another town on saturday, and then the next week going with melissa to yet another club in yet another town that I've never been to. exchanged phone numbers, et al.
My eyes actually filled with tears. :'(
I have no idea how many dances I did, but I walked with $488. My club pretty much maxes out around 500 for straight dances. You can make more if you get a rich PL who just throws you money for no reason, otherwise, we're usually looking at around $250-300 for a decent night.
My friends helped me carry all my shit to my car, I loaded it all up, locked it, and rode with H and her bf to an afterhours.
Took a cab back to my car at 10 this morning, came home, got right on SW (I'm such an addict) and here I am.
love
cali :party:
Susan Wayward
02-27-2005, 12:39 PM
What happened to your other photo? It was so cute.
Sorry about your club. Convention center? Conventions go there?
Katrine
02-27-2005, 06:06 PM
Great report Cali.....I can totally empathize with the 10am thing, I feel like crap. When ya coming to Austin??????? ;)
DeepGreen
02-27-2005, 06:18 PM
Wow Cali, great NATO. Sorry about the club closing :'( , but sounds like a last night to remember.
SportsWriter2
02-27-2005, 08:08 PM
Awesome NATO, Cali, but where did you get that avatar? Sell it to Sandy for a buck and bring back the Cali we all love. :'(