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Darren
06-02-2004, 05:32 PM
(slightly bruised and still learning)


Go ahead and group me in the "slightly bruised but still learning" club too. :)

Hey! A Club within a club... What a novel idea. ;D


LOL, I have take a few beating myself :) Main thing is be what you want to be. Don't let a few bruises deter you, and depend on yourself.

Katrine
06-02-2004, 06:30 PM
Ok, ok, maybe this is the stupidist question of all time, but its for Punk, I am sure he will let me down easy....NOT!

What is the bottle of lube for in the club?

Now I am aware of the wonders of lube in the bedroom, but in the club, it just seems like another risky thing to get caught having, or just plain too messy if an accident happens....

So, is it for hand jobs?

Or is it for your fingers when you prod a dancer's nether regions?

Both?

Just curious? If a patron busted out with a bottle of lube in front of me, I would probably run away crying, hehehe.....

SportsWriter2
06-02-2004, 07:09 PM
Katriine, the lube is for "boob fucking" (aka "Russian"). Not my thing for a club, and it's messy, but I've seen it done.... My general rule about lube is to go with the natural flow.

As for getting caught having stuff, no big deal. The left pocket in my navy blazer has all the pieces of my Mini-Dungeon. The right pocket has Mini-Rewards. I've emptied both for wand searches and no one cared.

Only problem I ever had was when a dancer told me her SO found body paints in her dresser draw, figured she had something on the side, called her a ho, and made her rub the contents into newspapers. I brought little tubes of body paint for her in champagne. She went nuts over her newly fluorescent pink parts and got a lot on me, too. Live and learn.

mr_punk
06-03-2004, 06:25 AM
What is the bottle of lube for in the club?what isn't lube used for....it's so versatile...lube is like the sc version of duct tape. i also hear it makes a great salsa. :)


Now I am aware of the wonders of lube in the bedroom, but in the club, it just seems like another risky thing to get caught having, or just plain too messy if an accident happens....well, it not like you're carrying an industrial sized container of the stuff around the club. all you really need is a small plastic container which can be easily hidden. most of the time, a trip to the sc isn't exactly like a trip to the airport. as you probably know, both customers and dancers can sneak a lot of things into a stripclub. anyway, just a small amount of lube goes a long way. i prefer to think of it as mother nature's little helper.


So, is it for hand jobs?sure...why would any guy want a dry pull...ouch.


Or is it for your fingers when you prod a dancer's nether regions?that too, see how sensitive i can be to my own...uh...a stripper's needs.


Just curious? If a patron busted out with a bottle of lube in front of me, I would probably run away crying, hehehe.....oh yeah...sure you will, kat ;D. a belladonna flick would have most normal women running from the tv screen in revulsion. so, i doubt the prospect of a customer pulling out some lube (or his dick) would even come remotely close to terrifying you. you'll probably just tell him to put it back in his pants (the lube or his dick or both) and continue with the dance. it looks like you've been watching too many episodes of "Name That Finger". ;D

yoda57us
06-03-2004, 06:50 AM
Kat: Fear not, having to ask the question makes you a "good girl" :blush:. Not a bad thing in my book by the way....

SportsWriter2
06-03-2004, 07:41 AM
Yoda, I think Kat mostly wanted Mr P to put her on his rack of pink quotes. :P Not a bad thing in my book by the way...

Moneywise
06-03-2004, 09:00 AM
Comedy. ;D

Katrine
06-03-2004, 04:55 PM
I think I would like to dance for Sporty the most out of the Junkies. A "mini-dungeon." How....interactive...meow!

FBR
06-03-2004, 05:02 PM
Kat, by the time Sporty got done with you hed have your mind so twisted you wouldnt know what to do ;D

FBR

Katrine
06-03-2004, 08:37 PM
How much more can you twist the twisted? I ain't scurrrrrrrrrrred! Bring it!! LOL!

yoda57us
06-04-2004, 07:09 AM
I'd pay to see this....

money
06-04-2004, 09:06 AM
You know Kat, I think you really would like to dance for Punk! I see an attraction between you 2! Maybe he can learn something about a woman if you danced for him! Oh and Punk, give us all the gory details of the dance and don't leave out anything! Especially if she brings the lube or not! ;D

Katrine
06-04-2004, 12:47 PM
Money,
It would be difficult for Punkster to flame Moneywise for his PL behavior while in the hospital with two broken hands after I'm done with him....

Let's at least wait for the MW situation to plateau out a bit....

LOL...meow!

SportsWriter2
06-04-2004, 05:47 PM
I think I would like to dance for Sporty the most out of the Junkies. A "mini-dungeon." How....interactive...meow!


I would definitely seek out Katrine. I absolutely LOVE brave girls with slender thighs. ;)

mr_punk
06-04-2004, 06:34 PM
It would be difficult for Punkster to flame Moneywise for his PL behavior while in the hospital with two broken hands after I'm done with him....hey!...first of all, there's no need for unnecessary violence like broken hands. i'm a lover, not a fighter, especially since i just had a manicure today ::). secondly, i didn't flame MW. i've (among others) been telling him all along to be cautious about that flake for quite sometime. i haven't told him anything that he hasn't heard from me in the past. thirdly, how do you know, i would give you a reason to break my hands?

RCJ
06-04-2004, 06:41 PM
Well, my money is on Katrine based on that last post from Mr. P....Looks like someone is backpeddling.

Katrine
06-04-2004, 08:20 PM
It would be difficult for Punkster to flame Moneywise for his PL behavior while in the hospital with two broken hands after I'm done with him....hey!...first of all, there's no need for unnecessary violence like broken hands. i'm a lover, not a fighter, especially since i just had a manicure today ::). secondly, i didn't flame MW. i've (among others) been telling him all along to be cautious about that flake for quite sometime. i haven't told him anything that he hasn't heard from me in the past. thirdly, how do you know, i would give you a reason to break my hands?


Pussy!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahaha!! :bigmouth:

I need to get out of the house more..... :drool:

Moneywise
06-05-2004, 01:58 AM
LOL. As FBR so eloquently illustrated in a previous post, mr_p occupies one of my shoulders. That happens to be the shoulder I have decided to lean on a bit more often in the near future.

I believe Kat would cleanup around here if the opportunity presented itself. :)

I just got home and will have a TR up in a few. btw I had zero plans to go to the SC tonight. How did I end up there? Read the TR.

cadenceq
09-12-2008, 12:21 AM
Hookers and girlfriends - fuck you for your money
Strippers and wives - take your money without fucking you

saphire123456
09-12-2008, 03:42 AM
Hookers and girlfriends - fuck you for your money
Strippers and wives - take your money without fucking you

why are you only responding to 4 year old shop talk threads?

threlayer
09-26-2008, 04:26 PM
I've learned that it's hard to tell one who is scamming when I am interested in her. So as a result, I'm very, very skeptical about any woman who thinks I'm attracted to her. Durnit!

grindonme
09-28-2008, 11:00 AM
I learned that you can't judge a book by its cover, when i first went to a stripclub i was still young and in that put them on a pedestal because of her looks stage BUT after my first two trips to a stripclub i saw that just because a woman looked nice, sweet and innocent didn't necessarily mean she was. I don't know if anyone on here has ever been to Nashville and went to a club called The Mirage but if you have then you know what i'm talking about

UtahMike
10-04-2008, 01:32 PM
To paraphrase Mark Twain, I don't think I would be interested in any girl who would have me as a boyfriend. Or was that Groucho Marx or Will Rogers?)

Golden_Rule
10-05-2008, 11:54 PM
Nothing, in general, because few women in strip-clubs are being their natural selves and if men believe that "women" are what they meet in strip-clubs they will be very rudely surprised in the real world because you don't meet women in strip-clubs - you meet strippers.

[Not saying they don't turn back into women when they leave the strip-clubs]

Just like women who think they know men because they work in strip-clubs are totally wrong. They don't meet men in strip-clubs, they meet customers.

[Not saying they don't turn back into men when they leave the strip-club]

So little about what goes on in S-Cs is anything folks should base their knowledge of the opposite sex on as to make it good advice to check all that at the door and pick it up again once you leave it.

Earl_the_Pearl
10-11-2008, 09:46 PM
To paraphrase Mark Twain, I don't think I would be interested in any girl who would have me as a boyfriend. Or was that Groucho Marx or Will Rogers?)
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member. Groucho.

Steve123
10-18-2008, 10:02 PM
Last and most important (from this and the pink site) that a dancer is a person and a woman and that she is not just a slab of meat who has feelings and a real life.
I agree with you totally except I would add "And you will never get to know anything about either." to the end of your post

Scorpia
10-18-2008, 10:06 PM
We love attention. Period.;)

oh, and men's money lol

raymona
05-27-2017, 11:07 PM
An even better topic for the thread would be opinions on this: what can women who work in strip clubs learn about men in General? Just a thought

Update: Nvm I found a thread on that topic. Hehe

Bahuba
06-05-2017, 06:15 AM
An even better topic for the thread would be opinions on this: what can women who work in strip clubs learn about men in General? Just a thought

Update: Nvm I found a thread on that topic. Hehe

I'm sure there is a thread on every damn thing on this site by now.