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SportsWriter2
09-07-2005, 08:26 AM
The cool thing about having money is you can do whatever you want and not have to explain it to anyone. :)

Katrine
09-07-2005, 03:08 PM
This was the feel-good story of the year IMO!

Mastridonicus
09-07-2005, 03:22 PM
MW should write for Penthouse Variations <isn;t that their storyporn?>

OH WELL

Another well versed sexual encounter.

Any DJ involvement?

SportsWriter2
09-08-2005, 06:30 AM
Spending a G from this pocket doesn't happen very often. I can only think of one other person I would drop that much on. ;)

This was the feel-good story of the year IMO!
True, it had the major elements of a feel-good story, like magnums and money, but I'd have to go with the "director" and the pornstar wannabe. That had more spontaneity. :)

Archer
09-08-2005, 08:32 AM
MW, that was a great story :D but I think that we can agree that it must have sprung entirely from your fertile imagination.

I say this only because it has been exhaustively proven (by virtue of almost every rhetorical device and syllogism known to man) in previous threads that this sort of behavior by a dancer is absolutely impossible absent the influence of a nefarious Svengali working behind the scenes to steer her to it through mysterious mind control techniques.

As you failed to mention any intercession on your behalf by a trusted DJ, bartender, bouncer or manager, I can only conclude that this encounter, albeit very well written and immensely entertaining, could not have taken place.

But on the other hand I could be wrong, as I often am. ;)

SportsWriter2
09-08-2005, 08:45 AM
this sort of behavior by a dancer is absolutely impossible absent the influence of a nefarious Svengali working behind the scenes...

LOL. Combining one large and one magnum is pretty nefarious. Frazier has a trust fund. :D

xdamage
09-08-2005, 10:36 AM
MW, that was a great story :D but I think that we can agree that it must have sprung entirely from your fertile imagination.

I say this only because it has been exhaustively proven (by virtue of almost every rhetorical device and syllogism known to man) in previous threads that this sort of behavior by a dancer is absolutely impossible absent the influence of a nefarious Svengali working behind the scenes to steer her to it through mysterious mind control techniques.

As you failed to mention any intercession on your behalf by a trusted DJ, bartender, bouncer or manager, I can only conclude that this encounter, albeit very well written and immensely entertaining, could not have taken place.

LOL ;)

Yes well it did happen, but the part that MW must have glossed over (for the reasons you stated above) is that the $1000 was a gift, given out of the kindness of his heart just because. And the offer of sex? Yup, also a gift. Freely given. And there was a DJ but of the variety that just spins records (you know, the good type of DJs, the ones who keep their mouths shut).

Hope that cleared things up for you. ;)

Archer
09-08-2005, 12:43 PM
Oh, now I see. I was incorrectly interpreting MW's story as involving the exchange of consideration for mutually consensual services rendered. I now understand that what was really going on was a case of love at first sight between two young adults resulting in a spontaneous explosion of physical intimacy in celebration.

Also I now understand that since MW was leaving town soon afterwards, he just did not have enough time to purchase the traditional and appropriate $1,000 worth of jewelry, flowers, shoes, clothing for her dog, etc. and was forced to cut out the middleman and just give his new love the cash directly as a token of his affection. Surely not what he would have preferred to do, but he made do with what he had to work with.

I hereby apologize to my esteemed SCJ collegue MW for my complete misunderstanding of the scenario and withdraw my accusation. ;)

Casual Observer
09-08-2005, 03:17 PM
Great story, MW.

Wouldn't have dropped $1K myself, but that's just me.

Give us a follow-up posting.

Moneywise
09-08-2005, 08:21 PM
LOL Archer/X/Sporty. You guys are cracking me up.

I'm surprised at the lack of response from the peanut gallery. ::) The more I venture into this SC thing the clearer things become. For the most part it's about opportunity. Be in the right place at the right time. Bottom line. There's no way this could have happened on any other night. Had I walked in another direction of the crowded club and asked a girl holding up the opposite bar for a dance I might find myself $500 lighter with a great big case of blue balls. I lucked up and will be calling her again for an encore the next time I head that way.

I was living it for two hours in total amazement of what had taken place from the time I asked her for a dance to the time I kissed her goodbye. Shit like that just does not happen. I've been fortunate enough in my life to enjoy a good variety of relationships; all with a wealthy level of stimulating sexual experiences. I have also enjoyed some rather racy adventures while frequentiung SCs (well chronicled). Never have I ever experienced what I shared on the board a few days ago.

I got lucky.



Wouldn't have dropped $1K myself, but that's just me.


I normally wouldn't have either bro. However, faced with the situation that stared me right in the face negotiation was out of the question. Just think of your vision of the perfect woman. Imagine her body and mind functioning in a way that totally reminds you of that girl you've always dreamed of. Now imagine her telling you 1000 will place her in a hotel room with you for however long you want. That's what hit me in a matter of minutes after walking into that club. Frazier basically bullied rational thought right out of the picture. :D

Casual Observer
09-08-2005, 08:33 PM
^ Hey, I'm not faulting you or ridiculing you, dude; more power to you and I look forward to the follow-ups.

JumbliesMan
09-08-2005, 08:55 PM
I think he wants throngs of adoring fans to admire his manhood and bow down at his amazing sexual prowess.

That's just a guess though...

FBR
09-08-2005, 08:57 PM
I'm surprised at the lack of response from the peanut gallery

LOL MW they arent gonna bust you for your adventure..at least I dont think so. You blew the local POP out the window. Had you claimed you banged a goddess for $100, now that would be a different story ;)


I got lucky.

Whats the expression? Id rather be lucky than good? Me too ;D


Frazier basically bullied rational thought right out of the picture. :D

I can understand that, especially since this gal was the woman of your dreams. One large in the scheme of things is chump change.

I remember negotiating a 5 small encounter with Miss B back in the day. Well, actually by the time it was said and done it was closer to 7 when you count dinner and the hotel bill. But ROI be damned, it was worth it. I was so focused on her I would have gladly paid more :P

Awesome story MW :) The only advise from this crusty old veteran is that you might not want to partake of that feast too often. Money aside (which I know isnt that big an issue with you), theres nothing like limiting yourself to 2 or 3 times a year visiting to your favorite restaurant. Even the perfect dining experience can become routine if its in your face too often.

FBR

Moneywise
09-08-2005, 09:00 PM
I think he wants throngs of adoring fans to admire his manhood and bow down at his amazing sexual prowess.

That's just a guess though...

You would make a bad weatherman.

Moneywise
09-08-2005, 09:03 PM
The only advise from this crusty old veteran is that you might not want to partake of that feast too often. Money aside (which I know isnt that big an issue with you), theres nothing like limiting yourself to 2 or 3 times a year visiting to your favorite restaurant. Even the perfect dining experience can become routine if its in your face too often.

FBR

You make a very good point and and your point is well taken oh great wise man. :P

xdamage
09-08-2005, 09:07 PM
Never have I ever experienced what I shared on the board a few days ago.

I got lucky.


I normally wouldn't have either bro.

Jay hit the nail on the head. I've occassionally splurged on pretty much everything. Bourbon, first class plane tickets, dinner, cars, shoes, watches, clothes, yea even dancers. It's just money. You can't take it with you. If you found something worth what you paid then it was worth it. End of story.

More stories please!

mr_punk
09-08-2005, 09:07 PM
I’m still in utter disbelief that there could be such perfection in one soul. I didn’t know her baggage. I didn’t whether or not she has kids. I had no hint of her socioeconomic status. All I knew was that at that very moment I was in a very sacred place. She was sucking as if there was gold in them thar hills.and that's the best part, isn't it? well, there is no more to teach (except that you should really put together a hobby kit or at the very least, carry your own condoms and lube) you, MW. your corruption to the darkside is complete. BTW, i think someone should compile a collection of MW's posts to show his evolution from a green rookie to whoremonger.

Well, you could have at least TRIED to negotiate. LOL! Your money, though, and surely sounds like you had a good time with it...true...or at the very least spent the night. although, if she's as hot as MW describes. the price would be quite reasonable for NY.

I’ve never experienced what I just described here. How the hell did I pick the perfect one out of the crowd? I’m still asking myself that question.pure dumb luck. i'll give her this much credit. obviously, she's not the average flaky stripper. she definitely knows how to earn a customer's money and she's no stranger to plying her trade in or out of a sc. she's carrying a blackberry, condoms and lube. tools of the trade, MW. sh#t, all that's missing is a scrunchie to tie up her hair for you to grab while she gives you a BJ. anyway, i've met this type of traveling stripper. they go to a club and cultivate a group of regulars. in fact, she's probably has a long list of her regular's contact numbers stored in her blackberry and gives them a call just before she hits town. so, she's not only making money inside the club, but outside of it as well. it's an ambitious game plan.

There were never any time limits discussed although she wanted to get right to it. Had I not turned the heat back up she would have laid there and slept for who knows how long.i don't think it would have been a problem for her. strippers who are looking to rip you off tend to show their cards very early.

Frazier basically bullied rational thought right out of the picture.i know the feeling. oy vey, do i know the feeling, but be careful not to give in to the temptation to eat all of the candy in the store in one sitting. you might end up with a tummy ache.

xdamage
09-08-2005, 09:22 PM
LOL MW they arent gonna bust you for your adventure..at least I dont think so. You blew the local POP out the window. Had you claimed you banged a goddess for $100, now that would be a different story ;)


Well fuuuckkkk -- and here all along I thought they were busting his chops cause he got it for bucks. Now your telling me they were busting his chops because he got it for well below the going rate. I guess I need to rethink my views of reality ;)

FourWinns
09-08-2005, 10:28 PM
[G3: (looking around to make sure we were the only ones in the room. We were.) We can do so much more for your money outside of here. Of course, if we do the price increases considerably.
MW: Keep talking.
G3: Are you interested?
MW: Uhmmm Yeah.
G3: $1000
MW: $1000 for what?

... Ok, Moneywise - part of me thinks your story is pure fiction but only you know for sure - but anyway - congratulations. I've yet to follow through to the holy grail with a dancer. Have had similiar scenarios but usually I'll bail out/ perhaps wimp out you'll say - when dancer sex talk gets too serious OTC - probably because I'm a cheapskate or don't like to "think" I'm paying for sex. Give me a couple more months to decide if I can get "free" stripper sex!

SportsWriter2
09-09-2005, 04:45 AM
I was living it for two hours in total amazement of what had taken place from the time I asked her for a dance to the time I kissed her goodbye. Shit like that just does not happen.
Oh yeah, I remember the surreal feeling, like she was custom-made for me. Everything I ever wanted in one sweet package. :)


Give me a couple more months to decide if I can get "free" stripper sex!
She wouldn't take money because she loved me too much. Turned out to be a BPD girl on cocaine. I ended up with a recurring nightmare. :O

Trust me, MW got his Ultimate Fantasy cheap.

Mastridonicus
09-09-2005, 06:17 AM
... Ok, Moneywise - part of me thinks your story is pure fiction but only you know for sure - but anyway - congratulations. I've yet to follow through to the holy grail with a dancer. Have had similiar scenarios but usually I'll bail out/ perhaps wimp out you'll say - when dancer sex talk gets too serious OTC - probably because I'm a cheapskate or don't like to "think" I'm paying for sex. Give me a couple more months to decide if I can get "free" stripper sex!

Eh, if he's lying. His loss. Did Jesus REALLY make the 40 barrels of wine out of water? Did MW pay a G for JennyLopezStripperFuck? Does it really take 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know.



She wouldn't take money because she loved me too much. Turned out to be a BPD girl on cocaine. I ended up with a recurring nightmare.


Whos Sportswriter1?

And I hear the involuntary cocaine withdrawl twitches can really tighten things up. I've never been, but I hear its good in feeling, but bad in realization.



Well fuuuckkkk -- and here all along I thought they were busting his chops cause he got it for bucks. Now your telling me they were busting his chops because he got it for well below the going rate. I guess I need to rethink my views of reality


Again we are left in the wake of confusion. The Clitorus surely is Nature's Rubix Cube.

Honestly The STORY ALONE was worth the original offer :'( But I digress, I look at four bare walls all day then blow over a G on the laps alone :/ Its crazy how depression gets ya in the wallet.



and that's the best part, isn't it? well, there is no more to teach (except that you should really put together a hobby kit or at the very least, carry your own condoms and lube) you, MW. your corruption to the darkside is complete. BTW, i think someone should compile a collection of MW's posts to show his evolution from a green rookie to whoremonger.


I dunno, he was still impressed with her soul... Sure he may not have dwelled on it, but there is still some good in your apprentice. Perhaps if he where to recruit his son....and overthrow you....



I think he wants throngs of adoring fans to admire his manhood and bow down at his amazing sexual prowess.

That's just a guess though...


The tally is at 1.

You had me at "3 Large", Moneywise. You had me at "3 Large"... :'(





The only advise from this crusty old veteran is that you might not want to partake of that feast too often. Money aside (which I know isnt that big an issue with you), theres nothing like limiting yourself to 2 or 3 times a year visiting to your favorite restaurant. Even the perfect dining experience can become routine if its in your face too often.


Whatever, moneybags. Heed your OWN advice. I'm coming to Ohio to see some of this "control" you claim to have.


-------------

Hahah Moneywise, you're shit is a breath of fresh air in my Trache. I may be in the dark huntin around but at least now I know there is a ladder down here somewhere.

::Mast::

Katrine
09-09-2005, 02:14 PM
MW got his Ultimate Fantasy cheap.

"Ultimate Fantasy"
"Fuck of her Life"

Wow, you really are a sports journalist. Sensationalism anyone? ;)

SportsWriter2
09-09-2005, 03:25 PM
"Ultimate Fantasy"
"Fuck of her Life"

Wow, you really are a sports journalist. Sensationalism anyone? ;)

And to borrow another sports metaphor, MW is a human highlight film. :D

Moneywise
09-09-2005, 06:53 PM
You think G3 scored another $1K trick that night?

Hmmm.. I never thought of that. I guess it could have been possible. I did jokingly ask her if she was going back to work while we toweled off. She told me no because once you leave on a given night they don't let you back in to work the remainder of that night.

Ginorod55
09-09-2005, 10:38 PM
My MILF friend, Ms. F, is not working anymore because her club, Club P, got shut down and the property sold for back taxes and she's looking to get a civilian job. Now I don't have a reason to see her without seeming like a horny bastard, but she truly is a nice person, and so am I, so I call her every so often to see how she's doing and how her girls (dancers also) are getting on at their new clubs. I used to visit her at work once in a while where we would get hot and bothered and talk about the things we would do OTC. And we've gotten together for freebies a couple of times after her work.

I decided to call Ms. F and make a lunch date. I picked up Chinese and headed to her apt. for a quick lunch, considering I had to drive across town and get back in an hour, trying to get back to work without my disappearance being noticed. While we nibbled on our food and talked SC shop, I maintained a bit of hand contact and lots of eye contact. She mentioned in passing that she might go with her daughter to audition at another club because, though she's not going back as a regular, her daughter needed someone to lend moral support. I informed Ms. F that I expected her to let me know when she would be working at Club RP because I missed her dances.

After a few more minutes of chit chat and Chinese nibbling, Ms F popped the question:

F: Would you like me to dance for you now?
G: Gosh, I'll have to think about that... Well, I suppose that would be alright. [Said with a naughty boy smile] ::)

She rushed off to change and get some music on while I settled in on her very comfy leather couch. Sure beats the vip room crap couches at most places, especially the hard vip benches at her old Club P. I look at my watch -- it's 12:35 and I have a 15-20 minute drive back to work. Oh, shit! I'm gonna be late back to work, but I guess I cannot be helped. 8)

Some CW music starts playing softly and she comes back in a sheer short dress with nothing underneath. She starts dancing for me up close and very personal and I'm in heaven. She slithers down and blows on Gino's Rod. On the way back up I fondle her nice caboose and we start deep French kissing. This is how most of our vip dances were, but now there's no cover (except for lunch!) and no bouncer.

She pulls her dress over her head and there she is in her glorious birthday suit. I nibble on her nipples and then take her full b-cup breast in my mouth and swirl my tongue hungrily. Ms. F moans in delight and slides down to Gino's Rod. She nuzzles and nibbles.

I invite Ms. F to climb up so as I slide down lower on the couch I can feast on her womanhood. She is clean and sweet. Best desert in town! As I work all my charms on her, while massaging the perineum, she climaxes and quivers in passionate spasms.

F: Now it's your turn!
G: [Oh, okay, I suppose.] ::)

I've noted before what a champion head mistress Ms. F is, and she once again endeavors to impress with her talents. We both know I need to head back across town soon. She works feverishly, and for once I'm not trying to hold back to try to last. Soon I warn her.

G: I won't last much longer.
F: Go right ahead, baby!

Woohoo! Music to my ears. }:D

She gets a warm washcloth and carefully cleans me up. We say a quick goodbye and promise to stay in touch. I'm gonna be late to work, but I've got a smile on my face that crinkles my eyes...

;D

Have fun,
Play safe,

Gino

Moneywise
09-10-2005, 06:02 AM
We both know I need to head back across town soon. She works feverishly, and for once I'm not trying to hold back to try to last. Soon I warn her.

G: I won't last much longer.
F: Go right ahead, baby!

Woohoo! Music to my ears. }:D

She gets a warm washcloth and carefully cleans me up. We say a quick goodbye and promise to stay in touch. I'm gonna be late to work, but I've got a smile on my face that crinkles my eyes...

;D



Nice nooner!

Boss: Gino you're late.

Gino: I know boss. I just ran into a serious accident. There was a 100 sperm (cough) car pileup at the mouth of where I-5 meets the river of ecstasy. They cleaned it up well but it took a few minutes to get through the wreckage.

Boss: That's alright Gino. You're such a safe driver and an example for others to follow here at work.

Gino: }:D

}:D

SportsWriter2
09-10-2005, 12:39 PM
Excellent lunch adventure, GRod. :D

Nicolina
09-10-2005, 11:32 PM
So so true. I need to look him up the next time I am out west for sure. I think we'd light up a club or two together.


Can I come too???

SportsWriter2
09-11-2005, 03:30 AM
Can I come too???

That is hot, Nic. You should share more often. ;)

yoda57us
09-11-2005, 07:16 AM
Have Mercy!! Nic, I would follow your ass anywhere }:D

Ginorod55
09-11-2005, 10:25 AM
Oh, yeah, Nic! }:D

The beauty of the female form! :)

xdamage
09-12-2005, 08:10 PM
Can I come too???

Very nice butt Nik ;)

FBR
09-24-2005, 03:43 PM
I took advantage of the opportunity to set up an OTC with her for Saturday afternoon. I have the lotion already picked out ...

FBR

A full body lotion massage can get you in trouble.

Miss D and I have always had an agreement..we can slip around and contort outselves into all sorts of delightful pretzel shapes but absolutely no penetration (Im not keen on the pact but Ive accepted it) Anyway, maybe it was the extra drinks at lunch or perhaps the ultra-lubricity of the lotion but today my frazier (no caps on frazier based on MW's copywrite) slipped into the forbidden zone :O :P Of course I immediately withdrew but the damage had been done ::)

I'm thinking about suing the pharmaceutical company that makes the lotion. I'm concerned Miss D may cut me off due to my accidental breach of contract. Dammit, there should have been a warning notice on the label regarding the products' near zero co-efficient of friction characteristics.

FBR

SportsWriter2
09-24-2005, 06:51 PM
I'm concerned Miss D may cut me off due to my accidental breach of contract. Dammit, there should have been a warning notice on the label regarding the products' near zero co-efficient of friction characteristics.


If it's accidental, it doesn't count. If it's not past the head, it doesn't count. If it's not in five seconds, it doesn't count. If it's not a slam, it only counts half. - NCAA OTC Rulebook, 2005 edition, Section III

Tell her you don't have a copy, but a sportswriter quoted it for you. :D

Moneywise
09-24-2005, 06:53 PM
A full body lotion massage can get you in trouble.


Dude. That statement is so on point. Although, I can appreciate the kind of trouble it has gotten me in thus far.}:D



Miss D and I have always had an agreement..we can slip around and contort outselves into all sorts of delightful pretzel shapes but absolutely no penetration (Im not keen on the pact but Ive accepted it)

Funny. Ms. J and I have been planning our next dinero for panocha exchange and she told me last night that she doesn't want to be penetrated this time. Let me elaborate. During the night last night she told me she had just been botoed from some free BC program and was pissed. I would imagine that ties into her current request. She also said " I do have a boyfriend you know" to which she received this face. ::)

So I worked that angle like a chameleon that adapts to anything. I suggested we do 69 for two small. Granted this isn't too far off the three small I gave her the first time. However, I also added a little twist thanks to a crafty blue vet that will remain unnamed. I told her we would play the release game. During 69 if she realeases first that 200 drops to 175. If I release first it goes up to 250. She liked that. Time is the only barrier. More later. ;) (I'm usually able to keep Frazier under control for the most part so I see a discount special coming on) :D


I'm concerned Miss D may cut me off due to my accidental breach of contract.

LOL.. Right... ::) I believe Ms. D is hooked on the drug that is FBR with a warchest strapped to his back.

Mastridonicus
09-24-2005, 10:00 PM
I feel sorry for the sales men/women you people buy cars from.

yoda57us
09-25-2005, 05:40 AM
A full body lotion massage can get you in trouble.
FBR

Don' I know it! Astroglide is directly responsible for little yoda winding up in some very tight spots.

doc-catfish
09-25-2005, 08:44 AM
Can I come too???
Nic, those pics of your legs made my monitor perspire.

Oh wait, that's me. :P

Anyways, back to topic.

FBR
09-25-2005, 10:58 AM
If it's accidental, it doesn't count. If it's not past the head, it doesn't count. If it's not in five seconds, it doesn't count. If it's not a slam, it only counts half. - NCAA OTC Rulebook, 2005 edition, Section III

Tell her you don't have a copy, but a sportswriter quoted it for you. :D

It was an accident...really..swear to god...scouts honor ::) but Im not exactly sure of the duration or the depth of penetration. It definitely wasnt a slam, so maybe that excuse will give me some wiggle room.


I believe Ms. D is hooked on the drug that is FBR with a warchest strapped to his back.

That could be, MW. Shes surely never offered me a freebie. OTOH, I know there are guys she knows with more money than I have (well, maybe not more money but guys perhaps willing to spend more on her). I think its my creativity which keeps her coming back, which leads me to...


Don' I know it! Astroglide is directly responsible for little yoda winding up in some very tight spots.

I totally agree with Yoda...Astroglide is the closest product on earth to the look and feel of real vaginal/precum juices. But the tiny bottles dont lend themselves to our foreplay. I think Ive mentioned before that I always draw a picture on her back using the lotion. Her game is to guess what I am drawing. She gets two hints maximum. Its a hoot. Yesterday, I drew a topographical map of the Southeastern United States with a whirly visual of the hurricane approaching Texas/Louisiana up through the Gulf. She guessed correctly after one hint. Gotta love a woman who can clearly read the tactile sensations on her back plus is in tune with current events :)

FBR

SportsWriter2
09-25-2005, 02:28 PM
I totally agree with Yoda...Astroglide is the closest product on earth to the look and feel of real vaginal/precum juices. But the tiny bottles dont lend themselves to our foreplay.

Cute Italian dancer. Her place. Pint bottle of extra virgin olive oil. And you know she fills it from a gallon container, so you'll never go dry. :P

yoda57us
09-25-2005, 04:22 PM
Ok, if we're gonna talk food products we may need another thread....

Mastridonicus
09-25-2005, 05:25 PM
I totally agree with Yoda...Astroglide is the closest product on earth to the look and feel of real vaginal/precum juices. But the tiny bottles dont lend themselves to our foreplay. I think Ive mentioned before that I always draw a picture on her back using the lotion. Her game is to guess what I am drawing. She gets two hints maximum. Its a hoot. Yesterday, I drew a topographical map of the Southeastern United States with a whirly visual of the hurricane approaching Texas/Louisiana up through the Gulf. She guessed correctly after one hint. Gotta love a woman who can clearly read the tactile sensations on her back plus is in tune with current events :)

FBR


WHAT THE HELL?!

Whatever happened to smiley faces.

Next time, draw Superman, and say it was from me.

Honostly, I woulda drawn a target. But I'da been spent long before that.

:D

::MasT::

Moneywise
09-25-2005, 05:29 PM
Astroglide is the closest product on earth to the look and feel of real vaginal/precum juices.

I know a couple of women that would swear by the product called Wet. We've enjoyed a few nights with plenty of Wet included in the endeavour. However, I have also used Astroglide and find it equally pleasurable.

SportsWriter2
09-25-2005, 05:45 PM
I know a couple of women that would swear by the product called Wet. We've enjoyed a few nights with plenty of Wet included in the endeavour.

Wet Lite is even better. It doesn't get sticky. When it starts to dry out, you just dip your fingers in a cup of regular water, and Wet Lite comes alive because it's water-based. :)

Yet another lotion drawing game: Trace the letters of a word on her back. If she gets it wrong, write it on her front with a laundry marker. :O

yoda57us
09-25-2005, 06:19 PM
There's one that gets warm after you apply it-I think it's called "Heat". I know a girl who swears by it. She applies it to little yoda and then wraps her 36D's around him. It's quite an experience. It may work well for on orifices as well, she loves anal, but I've never gotten past the frech lessons with her....:O

Katrine
09-26-2005, 09:18 PM
However, I also added a little twist thanks to a crafty blue vet that will remain unnamed. I told her we would play the release game. During 69 if she realeases first that 200 drops to 175. If I release first it goes up to 250. She liked that. Time is the only barrier. More later. ;) (I'm usually able to keep Frazier under control for the most part so I see a discount special coming on) :D
k.

Gee, let me try to guess which evil genius thought of this brilliant parlor trick. ::) ::) ::)

SportsWriter2
09-27-2005, 04:25 PM
I'm all about $2 incentives and fun. Give a single mom a $50 incentive like that and she might go crazy on Frazier. :O:O:O

FBR
09-27-2005, 06:44 PM
I'm concerned Miss D may cut me off due to my accidental breach of contract.

She called me today around 11AM wanting to know if I was available to get together for a drink or two early this evening. Her last teaching class ends at 5 so we agreed on the south-of-town TGI Fridays around 6'ish. I was pretty much done with my formal workday at 5 so I rolled south and stopped by CompUSA to check out some computer games (I love first person shooters) and do some price scouting on 20" LCD flat screen monitors. I was in the throes of checking out an Apple monitor (which gave me serious wood but is out of my price range at the moment) when I realized 6 was rapidly approaching. I hauled ass to TGI's and got there a few minutes before six. It was crowed as hell, especially for a Tuesday but I was able to grab a couple of stools at the bar and staked my claim to them.

The barmaid recognizes me...Miss D and I have been there many times since its close to her apartment. She asked if I wanted my usual frozen marg but for some reason that didnt sound good so I decided to go off menu and ordered an extra spicey Bloody Mary with a lime slice and a few green olives pierced on one of those little plastic swords. The drink was in front of me in less than a minute and tasted wonderful. I settled back, sipping the drink, waiting for Miss D and sort of zoning out...half watching the TV and half listening to the conversations of the other patrons of both sides of me. There was some drama going on between this guy who was about my age and obviously had money, a 30-something hottie and a younger guy who had the looks but not the wallet to play the game. The hottie was bouncing back and forth like a ping pong ball between them. I was rooting for the older guy with money ;D It probably got better but just then Miss D walked in so I was immediately distracted.

Damn, she looked fine as wine :) Normally when shes teaching she has her hair either pinned up conservatively or at most pulled back in an almost as prim pony tail. But today her hair was cascading down around her shoulders and down her back..stopping just above her butt. Not sure if there was a hidden message there or not but I wasnt complaining. She gave me a hug and slipped up on the stool next to me. I allowed myself a moment of RIL to admire her appearance ::) She had on a short sleeve lavender top with a semi-revealing V-neck which I thought was scandalous for a college professor ;) Her subtly pin-striped khakis fit her perfect in just the right places, the lavender stripes carressing her legs exactly matching the color of her top. Fucking women...how do they do the color thing so well? LOL Guys have to be gay to remotely approach their fashion expertise.

I ordered up her favorite drink...1800..Coke back...lemon and salt. She mentioned when she called earlier in the day that she was having a rough one already so I figured shed want to go for the gusto. It was a good guess on my part and in a flash we were toasting our drinks and shooting the shit about our drama in our professional lives. As were talking my radar is cranked up to 100 mHertz trying to detect if she had any lingering issues about my...uh...penile penetration accident :P on Saturday. The fact that she called me inviting me out for drinks gave me reason for hope but OTOH it could have been her wanting to deliver a coup de grace, defined according to Webster as 1) A deathblow delivered to end the misery of one who is mortally wounded or, 2) A finishing or decisive act or event.

Neither definition sounded attractive to me so I just kicked back...not mentioning anything about it. And surprisingly, neither did she. We just continued to talk about normal everyday stuff.

7:30 rolled around and it was time for me to hit the road. I paid the check and walked her out to her car. After the obligatory hugs and kisses, she promised to call me in a few days advising her work and OTC schedule. I stood there watching her peel off in her Spyder convertible, waving to me as she exited, and me thinking...did I just dodge a bullet or am I relinquishing way too much power in this "relationship"? She didnt seem all that upset in spite of her drama from the other day so why am I worried?

After her tailights disappeared, I slipped behind the wheel of my ESC and fired it up, ready to head back to the office for a couple of hours of work before rolling home. The XM was tuned to the 60's channel which, while my favorite station, didnt quite fit my mood tonight. I searched the dial and found a country station. A male singer was crooning about his lost love and the extents he would go to to regain that love. All the while Im listening to this and thinking "Holy Shit"...how do you spell PL? Im not quite there yet. I hit the Power Off button, did a four wheel fire burn-out and headed back to the office.

FBR

SportsWriter2
09-27-2005, 06:59 PM
Happy Birthday, FBR. :D

Moneywise
09-27-2005, 07:33 PM
(I love first person shooters)

Even more than I?
*Started in 97 with Quake 2
*More of a gamer than I have ever let on here (no one typically cares about FPS's on a stripping site..grin)