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tragic-beauty
11-23-2004, 03:47 PM
customers trying to be conrtolling like that makes me hostile in the worst way..


:toldoff: :beat: :toldoff:

azamber
11-23-2004, 05:34 PM
Sirona, you're the shit, girl! LMAO

Lexi
11-23-2004, 05:35 PM
I had a customer rip a ONE dollar bill in half and only give me the half. He kept the other. And then he walked off giggling like a fucking idiot. /:O
:rotfl: What a fucking retard. I would have crumbled it and thrown it back. What a dick!

RoseDelight
11-23-2004, 05:43 PM
I always get rude comments from the girlfriends that come in the club with their boyfriends......I remember one night a girl coming up to me.

Her: I don't know how you girls do shit like that, I am glad my man would never buy a dance from you whores!
Me: Is that why your boyfriend took 50 bucks out of your wallet while you were in the bathroom and gave it to me?

She walked off, slapped her boyfriend hard, and left.

:rotfl:

miabella
11-23-2004, 08:18 PM
i would have to say the only thing that really made me angry at work for an extended period of time (like half the night) was a young customer grabbing me and shoving his tongue down my throat. i smacked him upside the head and left his table. the weird thing was that he came up to stage to tip me not a half hour later, apologising.

i'm not sure why i take attempted kissing more personally, but i always feel more offended when guys try that over anything else.

bigblueyes
11-23-2004, 09:04 PM
Probably two of the rudest things that have happened to me were once when I was making my rounds (totally on fire that night) I come up to this group of guys for a bachelor party. I look at this one guy, introduce myself and start to sit on his lap...Just as my butt was about to make contact with his leg he thought that it would be absolutly hilarious to move his leg really quickly and just let me fall on my ass on the floor between his legs. Talk about being a gentleman (yeah right!!)...needless to say I did not do any dances for him. Another time, during a slow day shift I was sitting at the bar with a couple of guys, and one of them offered me a drink. we are not allowed to turn down drinks at our club and personally I like drinking splits so I ordered one. When the bartender told him it was 12 dollars he got really upset and basically said "why did you have to order the most expensive drink?! If I'm gonna buy that for you we're gonna share it!" and asked the bartender for an extra champagne glass...WTH! Hey, don't ask me if I want a drink if you can't live up to your end of the bargain without being an a$$hole, this is a stripclub...you spend money here, duh!

CalifSCVisitor65
11-23-2004, 10:06 PM
Her: I don't know how you girls do shit like that, I am glad my man would never buy a dance from you whores!
Me: Is that why your boyfriend took 50 bucks out of your wallet while you were in the bathroom and gave it to me?

She walked off, slapped her boyfriend hard, and left.

:rotfl:
LMAO good one Rose
:laughing:

scarlett_vancouver
11-24-2004, 02:20 AM
Guy: "So i'm going to rate you ok?" *big shit eating grin*
Me: "Er, what?"
Guy: "I'm going to rate you. You know like on a scale from one to ten. Now don't be upset if you don't get like a high number ok?
At this point i'm thinking, what the fuck, you have got to be kidding me, what a knob.

Me: "Well if you get to rate me, I get to rate you back"
Guy: "Ok baby. Ready? I'm going to start with your rack"
Me: "Ok.... I'm going to start with.... your teeth." *Big smile*

At this point he must have remembered that he has big ass Prince Charles horse teeth and shuts the fuck up.

Me: "You first, then i'll go" *More smiling*
Guy: "Uh. Ya, uh, here." *jams a $5 in my garter*


Oh my god you rock!

I had a guy accidentally be rude to me the other night...he was like "**** has a great ass, but you have the best personality!". Sad thing was, he was being so sincere, he totally thought it was a compliment (I mean it is, but c'mon...)!

Concubine
11-24-2004, 06:32 AM
Whoa, does she not have anything else to do??

haha if it ever happens again, hide behind the customer and stick out your tongue.. hahahaah :D :D :D

bonus if you cross your eyes
ROFLMAO!!! :D :D :D

Will do!

Gynger
11-24-2004, 06:44 AM
Well a few things actually I have to say about rudeness.

First, I've been thrown up on without warning... stupid ass who couldn't hold his alcohol- and didn't give me any type of warning whatsoever, so as he throws up on me, and then of course bolts for the men's room, his buddies retrieve him and guess what he forgets to do? Yep.. pay me.. Fucker. Lesson learned, but this was early in my days of stripping.. from then on out, I always collected up front.

Then I moved to Idaho... where for the life of me, I swear that all the men here are just nuts because more shit happened to me in Idaho than in any other state I have ever worked in, and I have worked all over the West and Pacific Northwest..

A few of you remember my post "Someone stole my clothes".. yep, a Gynger fan.. waited until I was out of my clothes and took them from the stage.. and my favorite outfit on top of it. so that really sucked major ass. I was pissed too because I just thought "how rude of someone to steal my clothes!"

I've been burned my cigarettes, my hair has caught on fire (1989), I've been grabbed, groped, my g'strings torn off, my boobs mauled, and my all time favorite, spanked while on stage.

Anyways, comes with the territory I suppose.. but still no excuse.

Sirona
11-24-2004, 09:53 AM
hehehehe

You guys ever get what a refer to as a "pussy king"?

Those are the guys that will revel you with tales of how they are rulers of pussy the whole time you're trying to dance on stage.

It was horribly slow one night, two girls on stage and only two guys sitting at the stage. One was tipping so-so but was quiet, the other was tipping real well but was a flaming pig. He wasn't grabby, but was talking rather loudly about how he looooooooooooves pussy.

I finally kneeled next to him intent on telling him he was acting like a putz when he went into this drunken telemarketer like speach about how:

A. He loved pussy
B. I should go home with him because he loved pussy.
C. He would do things to my pussy that would make my pussy the happiest pussy in the world.

I remember looking over my shoulder at the other girl and sort of rolling my eyes.

Anyhow, as he proceeded to basically beg me to go home with him I leaned in and put on my sexiest face and said....

*whispered* Oh my, I sure would love to go home with you....
*voice now louder* but right now i'm bleeding like a monkey stuck in a paper shredder!

The look on his face was priceless and the girls and I refer to the "monkey in a paper shredder" incident whenever we need a good laugh. :D

Casual Observer
11-24-2004, 02:11 PM
The look on his face was priceless and the girls and I refer to the "monkey in a paper shredder" incident whenever we need a good laugh.

Classic.

<S> Sirona

LauraLove
11-24-2004, 02:23 PM
hehehehe

You guys ever get what a refer to as a "pussy king"?

Those are the guys that will revel you with tales of how they are rulers of pussy the whole time you're trying to dance on stage.

It was horribly slow one night, two girls on stage and only two guys sitting at the stage. One was tipping so-so but was quiet, the other was tipping real well but was a flaming pig. He wasn't grabby, but was talking rather loudly about how he looooooooooooves pussy.

I finally kneeled next to him intent on telling him he was acting like a putz when he went into this drunken telemarketer like speach about how:

A. He loved pussy
B. I should go home with him because he loved pussy.
C. He would do things to my pussy that would make my pussy the happiest pussy in the world.

UGH ::)
I think we all get one of those assholes at least once a week

AngelEyezXYZ
11-24-2004, 03:02 PM
This didn't happen to me, but it was awful for the girl... it was a full house and this dancer was standing on stage bending over with her back towards the audience. Well this one guy comes up to the stage and smacks her ass so hard that she falls onto the floor of the stage! And all of his friends erupted in laughter! They all got put out, but the girl was so embarrassed and upset.

AngelEyezXYZ
11-24-2004, 03:03 PM
Oh and one time at this club I used to work at, there was this asshole of a guy. The girls would go on stage and he would throw several balled up dollars on the stage. The problem was that they were all torn into 3 pieces, so the girls were thinking that they were getting tipped, but really weren't. So sad.

db20
11-28-2004, 08:20 PM
The fact that a guy would even go through the premeditated effort to come to the club with a series of torn up bills...

Sheesh!

exotica17
11-29-2004, 12:09 AM
Whoa, these people obviously have no life and surely they wish they were us, or dead because they hate themselves that much. As for the "guy" who was so dickless that he had to put down an innocent child--well, he's not really a person. I hope he dies a horrible, violent death. Maybe you girls could pull together and pay the manager double to keep his smelly, pathetic a** out.

CrescentLuna
11-29-2004, 04:03 AM
Reminds me of this one guy, with this bachelor party group. irritating as snot, but was slow and I'm like "just grit your teeth, you haven't even made tip-out yet"
He's talking to a girl I'm moderately friendly with [rarity, there] and as she's walking away he says something like "What? is that a mosquito bite on your face?" His are looking moderately embarassed but I think he had the money and/or the car, I dunno, anyway they weren't going to stick up for anyone.
So she's walking away like "what a fucker"
So I go up "hey, com'on, you telling me you're NOT going to let me and her, the best lapdancers here, dance for your friend?"
him: what?what? I can't hear you, whisper in my ear!
*roll eyes* Me: LET ME AND HER DANCE FOR YOUR FRIEND!
Him: oh, lay me on some sugar.

Then I found out the fucker had already commissioned a bachelor thing on stage for said friend. What a sweet heart. Grr.

miabella
11-29-2004, 04:42 AM
saturday night a customer did a rude thing that was generally rude (rather insulting to all the girls). he very ostentatiously read a magazine every time a girl went up for her stage set. and he was sitting right at the stage, holding this stupid magazine up, making a show of reading it. he did that for like a whole rotation (about a dozen dancers that night). it was immensely irritating, more irritating than the guys who have thrown change onstage for dancers on a couple of shifts in the past couple weeks.

blondhottie
11-29-2004, 04:53 AM
I've met several rude customers-these are the ones that stick out in my mind the most.

1) A customer licked my crotch while I was doing a nude table dance and then acted like he didn't know what he did wrong! Fucker. I smacked him and walked out in the middle of the dance. I told the bouncer and the bouncer told him not to do it again, but the customer didn't get kicked out. Great club, huh?

2) Another dancer that I'm sort of friendly with and myself were talking to two guys. The guy she was talking to was pretty nice, and the guy that I was talking to was kind of a prick, I could tell right off the bat. But the club was dead and there wasn't really anyone else to talk to, so we talked to them until I had to go on stage. After my stage set, I was doing my tip walk (we walk around the bar and collect dollars from each customer after our stage sets) and the guy I had been talking to said my pussy was ugly! Actually, his exact words were "You have the nastiest looking snatch I've ever seen!" But he still tipped me! I just took the tip, smiled really big and said "Thank you!" And then I said "Actually, most guys tell me I have a pretty pussy. But by the looks of you, you probably haven't seen any up close in awhile, huh?" His jaw dropped right open and I could tell he was trying to think of a rude comeback, but I walked away before he could say anything.

3)Right when the club opened one day, I was sitting there talking to this customer for a while before I had to go on stage. When I came around for my tip walk, he touches my boob and says "You need to perk these babies up! I bet you could put a pencil under there and it wouldn't fall out!" He was staring at me the entire time I was on stage, so I just said "Well, I noticed you were staring at me the entire time I was up on stage, so obviously you must've seen something you liked. How about we go do a dance?" He must not have been able to think of a good comeback, because he said, "Yeah, you are pretty cute, let's go." I then proceeded to give him the shittiest dance ever! LOL I usually give guys good dances as long as they don't smell bad or they're not pricks, but this guy deserved it! I stood about three feet away from him. Then at the end of the dance he said "That wasn't a very good dance." I said "Sorry man, it's the club rules, I gave you as good of a dance as I possibly could" and got away from him.

4)Back when I was fairly new to dancing, I did a dance for a customer and he told me that it was the worst dance he ever had and he wanted his money back. I knew that it wasn't a shitty dance because I did the most I could within the club's rules (you could put boobs in their face and lean in close to them, but there was no grinding and no touching by the customer). I just said "Well, I've done about 10 other dances today sweetheart, and you're the only one who complained.", which was true. He even complained to the bouncer to try to get his money back, and then he tried to bargain to get half his money back, but of course the bouncer wouldn't give it to him. What a loser.

5)This guy wasn't as big of an asshole as the other four customers, but it happened recently so it's fresh in my mind. I was doing my tip walk after dancing on stage and the fucker wouldn't even tell me his name! I said "Hi sweetheart, what's your name? I'm so-and-so." and he muttered something I couldn't hear. I said "Excuse me, what's your name? I didn't catch that." And he said "Nothing" I'm like whatever fucker, you're too good to tell me your name? And then he didn't tip me even though he was gawking at me the entire time I was on stage. He was with his friend though, and his friend was nice. Doesn't it seem like asshole guys usually either come in with one friend and their friend is really nice, or there is a group of 3 or 4 guys and all of them are assholes? LOL, that seems to be the way it always works for me. And then he had the balls to sit up at the tip rail for the next girl and not tip her! He finally did tip her a dollar, but she had to argue with him for about 5 minutes. Good thing he didn't do that when I was up there, I might have "accidentally" knocked his beer onto his lap if he didn't listen. Ha ha ha!

It's funny, we'll get 100 positive comments in one day, and it's the one rude remark that sticks out in our minds. I've been dancing over 2 years and I'm still working on forgetting the rude remarks and remembering all the positive ones.

blondhottie
11-29-2004, 04:57 AM
I forgot one-once there was this guy (a young fucker, probably about 21-22)who kept coming up to the stage to tip me, and every time I'd come to collect the tip, he'd pull it back and say "Oh, I was just kidding." After he did this twice, I just ignored him and focused on the customers who were tipping. So after my set I go up to him and I say "You know, you're really hot!" (he was actually pretty cute, but he was a prick) and he says "I know." Then I say "Oh, I was just kidding." and I walk away before he could say anything. He was so mad! I'm very nice as long as the customers are nice to me, but if someone's a prick to me, then bitch blondhottie comes out. LOL

CrescentLuna
11-29-2004, 10:43 AM
Blondhottie, with the "I don't want to give my name guys" [weirdos] I say something like "Oh, okee, what's your stage name then? I bet it is something like -insert porno-esque name here, Goliath Thrust or something- right?" though I can't really remember if it got me a dance or something, it is a way to get around the whole name deal.

MadisonWalker
11-29-2004, 11:53 AM
Okay,

so I am working at a small club, basically a backwoods country bar and I usually did really well there. Then one night this guy comes in who is butt ass ugly and a real prick on top of it all. He proceeds to make sure that everyone in the club knows who his parents are (like they were supposed to be really influential and wealthy around this area) and how much money he has, but he isn't spending it. I really don't even remember how it all got started, but he launches into this speech about if I would just "get my nose fixed, get a boob job, lose about 20 lbs., tone up the rest of my body, have liposuction on my thighs, get my teeth fixed, and numerous other reconstructive surgeries", then I would be halfway decent to look at.
now, I usually can handle a lot of shit from a lot of people with a beautiful smile on my face, but I broke down in tears and had to go in the back for like an hour and try to get myself on the right track. He didn't even get kicked out, just told to apologize to me, which he did by saying "I'm sorry I was honest with you" Needless to say, I was in a real rut for awhile, and to this day I still think about those comments he made and wonder if there actually was truth to them. I hate guys like that.>:(

LunaATX
11-29-2004, 12:52 PM
Similar to the coin incident, my "worst thing" was actually done by a female co-worker acting as a "customer".

She threw a handful of change on the stage, and I hadn't noticed until I was spinning around the pole (not a pole-trick, just feet on ground), and I went to step off the pole towards the audience and slipped on something and fell flat on my ass, hitting my head on the pole. Head down, I saw what I slipped on - some pennies and nickels on the stage.

Looking out into the audience before hobbling offstage, very injured both physically and with my pride, I noticed a girl (co-worker) in her street clothes laughing her ass off.

I later found out from the other girls and the DJ that she'd thrown it on stage yelling "Cheap tip for the cheap whore!".

......

As an addendum to this story, about 6 months later I came to work to see her getting handcuffed and thrown into a police-car - apparently she had been wanted by the police for STABBING a girl in the face at a nightclub downtown with a COCKTAIL UMBRELLA.

Karma will get you every time!

tampafldancer
11-29-2004, 04:54 PM
luna <hugs> what a brat!!!

Omg, i couldn't let anyone get away with doing something like that to me.. But darn, she def. GOT HER'S ANYWAY!!!

haha, serves the loser right.

tampafldancer
11-29-2004, 04:58 PM
Okay,

so I am working at a small club, basically a backwoods country bar and I usually did really well there. Then one night this guy comes in who is butt ass ugly and a real prick on top of it all. He proceeds to make sure that everyone in the club knows who his parents are (like they were supposed to be really influential and wealthy around this area) and how much money he has, but he isn't spending it. I really don't even remember how it all got started, but he launches into this speech about if I would just "get my nose fixed, get a boob job, lose about 20 lbs., tone up the rest of my body, have liposuction on my thighs, get my teeth fixed, and numerous other reconstructive surgeries", then I would be halfway decent to look at.
now, I usually can handle a lot of shit from a lot of people with a beautiful smile on my face, but I broke down in tears and had to go in the back for like an hour and try to get myself on the right track. He didn't even get kicked out, just told to apologize to me, which he did by saying "I'm sorry I was honest with you" Needless to say, I was in a real rut for awhile, and to this day I still think about those comments he made and wonder if there actually was truth to them. I hate guys like that.>:(

typical case of low a self esteem ass#ole. He picked on things that were probally perfect on you, just to make himself feel better. You said he was butt azz ugly right. How freaking pathetic.
he will get his, and has probally gotten it all his life based on his demeanor.

RoseDelight
11-29-2004, 05:07 PM
I haven't had too many 'pushy customers', or really any rude things said to me. But I remember a year ago a few guys coming into the club. Very attractive men, early 20s, lots of money, etc. They were being very decent throughout the whole night. I made $1,000 off of them.

An hour later, One of their friends joined them in the club. (I am guessing he was late to meet them or something)....He seemed very angry/pissy. He was in a bad mood the whole entire night. He was drinking more and more liquor and basically being rude to the waitresses. The bouncers were just about ready to kick him out.

I was getting off of work, walking passed him, and this dude actually grabbed me and forced me down in his lap. He said," I don't care if you're off work, Dance for me bitch".....I got up to walk away, and he actually got up to stand in front of me. He kept screaming "Dance for me bitch".....I kicked that asshole so hard in the nuts, He went down and stayed down. His friends took him to the hospital. I am not sure what happened to him, but I am sure he was out of service for a while.

Vyanka
11-29-2004, 05:38 PM
1) A customer licked my crotch while I was doing a nude table dance and then acted like he didn't know what he did wrong! Fucker. I smacked him and walked out in the middle of the dance. I told the bouncer and the bouncer told him not to do it again, but the customer didn't get kicked out. Great club, huh?
:o Oh wow, did you call the bouncer on him? I hope.

CrescentLuna
11-29-2004, 06:15 PM
My bf apologizes on behalf of the male gender to most of this thread - though he only read Madison's post.

LunaATX, that sucks so much - glad she got what she deserved in the end, but ugh, so many injuries! >.<

tampafldancer
11-29-2004, 06:26 PM
Yea, i havent had any rude things said to me.

Just guys trying to hold me down ... (errr) dont want to think about it... :'(

Presuring me for time outside the club etc.

Vyanka
11-29-2004, 07:50 PM
My bf apologizes on behalf of the male gender to most of this thread - though he only read Madison's post.

LunaATX, that sucks so much - glad she got what she deserved in the end, but ugh, so many injuries! >.<
That's so sweet of your BF. :)

GoldCoastGirl
11-29-2004, 08:13 PM
Schoolies.... little f*ckers. I really don't like them. They always come in groups... and due to their immaturity (just 18)... they do that macho BS... y'know.. anyway...

Last night (Mon. night)

There was this one particular little boy (very little boy) who just would not GET IT. After numerous dancers telling him that his crude questions are NOT impressing anyone... him and a mate of his kinda corner one of the dancers.

This little boy was asking those "do you finger yourself" "Will you go home with me" and worse (those are the tame ones)... none-the-less, he got his in the end (after pissing off alot of the dancers as he was conviently near the door that leads to the dressing room)... one of the dancers slapped him across the face and he got kicked out.

On top of that.. due to him being near that door.. a couple of times he decides to open it.. walk a step.. and poke his head around the corner. It is quite obvious that is a STAFF ONLY door...

ARGH!

Also.. it may not seem rude to you guys maybe.. however the way the stage is set up at my home club is that there are "comfortable" seats around the stage... basically.. anyone can sit in them.. it is not compulsory to tip. The stage is supposed to be looked upon as a "show" (basically, you can only really count on lap dances as income tho' I have managed to learn how hustle those who are sitting stage-side). Well... as is now typical with Schoolies "season" being in full flight (second week of three weeks)... all those good seats are filled up with them.

How are they being rude? Not only have they not purchased a drink (I would say only about 30% of them have a drink in their hand or nearby)... they take up those really valuable seats.. and expect a free show (as we, the dancers, are to get full nude by the last song).

Not even $5 !! They need to learn real quick that the only way to have a good time in a SC is to come in with money.... tipping money at the very least!

I've just lost my patience for them as they are so damn cheap and/or broke it isn't funny!! Not to mention some of their attitudes. Whilst the older customers aren't also the most well-behaved at times..... I want them back! I just don't appeal to the Under 21s... I've tried... and I just don't make money from them..

Ooops.. a little bit of a rant... hmm... my apologies...

noelle
11-29-2004, 08:54 PM
:o Oh wow, did you call the bouncer on him? I hope.

Dude, it says in the text you quoted that she did! ;D

Wwanderer
11-29-2004, 09:20 PM
It is sort of sick, but I guess the new thread called

"Fired Employee, Soldier Kill Strip Club Employees in Killeen"

sort of answers the question in this thread's title, neh?

-Ww

blondhottie
11-29-2004, 10:28 PM
Blondhottie, with the "I don't want to give my name guys" [weirdos] I say something like "Oh, okee, what's your stage name then? I bet it is something like -insert porno-esque name here, Goliath Thrust or something- right?" though I can't really remember if it got me a dance or something, it is a way to get around the whole name deal.

LOL That's awesome CrescentLuna, I'll have to try that next time. The thing is, usually the guys who won't tell you their name don't have a sense of humor, so I doubt that they would even laugh. Losers.