Friday and Saturday Nights Are For The Birds

[doc-catfish]

I must be nearing geezerdom, or am just getting really finicky with my SC expenditures.

I hit my recently refurbished old hangout last night (I'll have a TR up soon). New upscale decor, VIP area, the works. Brought plenty of cash and didn't even end up spending 20% of it. Ended up buying one lousy lap dance. Not too bad mileage wise depsite having to prepay. Being bumped into by every drunken Dick and Jane on their way to the restroom was another matter. Hence you can see why I didn't buy a second one.

Sorry, but I just don't get this "party atmosphere" that a number of strip clubs seem to be going towards anymore. As usual of course, it seems to be at its absolute worst on weekends. You know the kind. DJ that won't shut up, drink and dance specials left and right, the stupidest hip-hop music imaginable blaring, every fraternity boy within a hundred miles showing up (all of them have that same stupid haircut and same stupid shirt on), half of whom bring their insecure girlfriends and they probably manage spending $30 between the two of them, and to top it off flaky ass dancers who seem to forget that they're at work, who spend way too much time socializing with these losers. I'm sure this formula is doing wonders for the bar operation, but I doubt the dancers are making much money off of it, and the most bizarre part is that they don't even seem to care.

I always thought that strippers and strip clubs were trying to hustle every dollar out of us that they possibly could. Now I'm not so sure what their M.O. is. Sorry, but in the type of environment that I described above, simply does not put me in a mood to be spending money on dances. I don't know about you, but I go to a SC, to relax, not party. There are different establishments that are more befitting the later purpose.

I think from now on, I'm going to just settle on my Tuesday night excursions, even if its at a club with threadbare carpet and questionable plumbing in the men's room. These young'uns can have their fancy interiors, overrated weekend nights and stick them you know where.

Is it just me, or does it seem that clubs anymore are striving for quantity rather than quality? Do you feel that you're being run out of the club by the party crowd and that club management anymore seems to be encouraging them to overrun the place?

Or are some of us just getting old? :geezer:

Either way, I have to go publish a semi-scathing review on TUSCL complete with suggestions for improvements. TTFN.

[britfreak2]

I hear ya. That's what I like about my club. It's so laid back. Not a high husle usually unless your a newbie at the club and a complete sucker for SS. I mean it has it's party times on the weekends, but it usally stays mellow. And the fact that the girls pick their music is a big plus. (Thank god they fired that DJ that did his own thing and won't shut up) But, some of the girls play really shitty ass hip-hop and twangy country music that has no business being there but it keeps it fun. You can only hear Metallica or cheesy porno music for so long.

[Katrine]

These people do buy drinks though, and that's what the club is making money from. They could give a shit about the customers or the dancers. Most dancers hustle during the week with businessmen, then use Fri and Sat nights to get wasted for free and do their drug of choice in the club from the friendly club dealer....

I should know, I was at one of these places on Friday. Luckily, I managed to get many dances from many beautiful dancers because I was hanging in VIP with said friendly dealer.......... ;)

So if you want to get quality mileage dances on the weekend, find out who is pushing the X and blow in the club, befriend him, and you'll be in good shape. If that doesn't appeal to you, you are SOL, come in on a Tues...

For the record, I was straight that night....well except with the female dancers ;)

[GnBeret]

These people do buy drinks though, and that's what the club is making money from. They could give a shit about the customers or the dancers. Most dancers hustle during the week with businessmen, then use Fri and Sat nights to get wasted for free and do their drug of choice in the club from the friendly club dealer....

I should know, I was at one of these places on Friday. Luckily, I managed to get many dances from many beautiful dancers because I was hanging in VIP with said friendly dealer.......... ;)

So if you want to get quality mileage dances on the weekend, find out who is pushing the X and blow in the club, befriend him, and you'll be in good shape. If that doesn't appeal to you, you are SOL, come in on a Tues...

For the record, I was straight that night....well except with the female dancers ;)
HA HA HA - Kat, you crack me up... you've really got this shit wired!

[FBR]

Doc, my club still caters to the guys that spend money generously on the hot women as opposed to the yo yo wassup backwards ball cap baggy ass pants no money mother fuckers. You're scaring me tho. I hope like hell what you are talking about is not the wave of the future.

FBR

[GnBeret]

"...the yo yo wassup backwards ball cap baggy ass pants no money mother fuckers."
HA HA HA - You and Kat are a riot! That's the best description of 'em I've ever seen.;D

[mr_punk]

Sorry, but I just don't get this "party atmosphere" that a number of strip clubs seem to be going towards anymore.like Kat says, the answer is in the booze. that's a major souce of revenue for a sc. a group of drunk customers can up run a nice sized tab in a sc.


I always thought that strippers and strip clubs were trying to hustle every dollar out of us that they possibly could.but that only works if they're actually good at hustling in the first place. it's like i said once before, dancing is about the maximun amount of money for the least amount of time and effort. most strippers aren't very good at the art of separating a PL from his money and some of them never develop something even close to resembling a work ethic in the club.


So if you want to get quality mileage dances on the weekend, find out who is pushing the X and blow in the club, befriend him, and you'll be in good shape.or he could just keep an eye out for the baked strippers. believe me, they're not that hard to find on weekends.

or he could tell her, "I'm so depressed. The cops just busted my best friend, and I've got a kilo of his Ecstasy and I have no idea what to do with it." ;)

[SportsWriter2]

The social network of young party girls and BBC boys has no content outside of sex, drugs and music. They spend $300/mo each on cell phones talking shit and making plans to hang out.

I had a favorite teen party girl who would look around the club and tell me how these people were connected. One of her gems: "I don't hang out with him, but when Heather broke up with her boy, she called him over to dog us in her room. He got her off three times, but he only got me twice."

What's dogging? Imagine a pile carpet in a girl's bedroom. That's the field. The girls are sheep and the guy is a German shephard. He does the sheep any way he wants, but mostly doggy style.

There's a stripclub in Providence with a weekly tipout no matter how many days you work. On a Saturday night half the dancers are there for the crack pipe and never come out of the dressing room.

Edit: Mr P is right. I set aside one Friday afternoon or weekend night a month to connect with a baked stripper on the verge of crashing. You don't even need money for that.

[Katrine]

I set aside one Friday afternoon or weekend night a month to connect with a baked stripper on the verge of crashing. You don't even need money for that.
That's terrible, but I can't say I've never sucked the wallet dry of a wasted PL, although I don't make it a habit like other girls.....


Good to know that sleaze with a capital S is alive and well in the stripclub.....

[SportsWriter2]

That's terrible, but I can't say I've never sucked the wallet dry of a wasted PL, although I don't make it a habit like other girls.....

Good to know that sleaze with a capital S is alive and well in the stripclub.....
I never take them for more than $5 a night, but it's hard to pass up an "I should pay YOU" comment. What's your limit, Kat? I forgot. ;)

[VADEN]

Lately, Saturday's have been better than Friday's at my club. It tends to be this way in October/November IMO.....

[KC Joe]

I agree with Doc. If I go into a club and see alot of college age guys and dancers sitting with them partying, I limit my stay. I don't go to SC to drink, I'm there to get laps. If I wanted to sit around and drink and talk, I'd go someplace much less expensive. Seems when the dancers are partying, they don't seem to be interested in making money.

[Richard_Head]

I'm with you doc, give me a mid-week visit anytime. My last visit was on Friday night (see TR), way too many posers and women and wantabees just hanging out not spending money, way too little hustling from the girls. Unfortunately for me I work early morning weekday hours so going mid-week nights can be a bit tough.

[Katrine]

I never take them for more than $5 a night, but it's hard to pass up an "I should pay YOU" comment. What's your limit, Kat? I forgot. ;)
All limits are off. I must have been snorting the good stuff when I posted about PL limits......fuck it!