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VADEN
11-07-2004, 02:56 PM
"If I die while fucking will I cum and piss and shit all at the same time?" you cannot cum and piss at the same time...so you'll either cum and shit, or piss and shit, but not all three

LMAO

MojoJojo
11-07-2004, 02:57 PM
Because people will pay it.

TigersMilk
11-07-2004, 06:39 PM
Quick does anyone know any good ASS excesises!!! I want my ass to be perkier as if I was 15 again!!

AinNY
11-07-2004, 08:00 PM
Quick does anyone know any good ASS excesises!!! I want my ass to be perkier as if I was 15 again!!
Lunges and squats

Do them with as much weight as you can handle.

More weight will make it bigger....less weight more reps will just make it tighter. ;D

IvyLeague
11-08-2004, 07:27 AM
Warm chocolate chip cookies yummm... 2 for me 2 for baby, *J* says he doesn't think it works that way but I can dream :) 9:26am here right now, leaving for the midwife at 10:15 hopefully i gained enough weight I dont need the mother in law trying to feed me again!

AinNY
11-08-2004, 07:42 AM
IVY...you love cookies :rotfl:


This is gonna be a rough week.....

1-So an old ex is staying at my house the next two nights, b/c shes working on a job thats down the street from my house. I know she wants a piece...and she always wants to sleep in my bed :-\

2-I went to the movies last night with my boy and 3 of our girlfriends....we started joking about how some of us (me and this girl) haven't gotten any in a LONG time...so they joked that we should just get together and help each other out....but this girl gave me the serious eye on the side like "lets really do it" :O

I dont think i want to hook up with either of them :(

IvyLeague
11-08-2004, 11:21 AM
I HATE DOCTORS!!!!! Why do they tell you a little bit at a time instead of giving you all the info in the begining!! WHY am I only now finding out that in order to be admitted into the birthing suite i have to be 6cm dialated! Why when i told the midwife i wanted to water birth her responce was "We'll See" THIS IS MY CHOICE NOT HERS!! UGH!! Now I'm finding out i have to get more shots then they initially told me, more blood drawn then they told me, and I got in trouble for eating cookies and apple cidar this morning because my blood sugar was 250 when they took it, its like hello I have to eat before I leave the house, would you rather i starve! (I also had eggs and an english muffin) I SWEAR I'M GOING TO JUST HAVE THIS BABY ON MY OWN AT HOME IF THEY KEEP ANNOYING ME!!!

AHH.... I feel better now!

annaseye
11-08-2004, 09:28 PM
New Random Thing!!!! I JUST GOT TWO PINK STARBURTS IN ONE HALLOWEEN PACKAGE!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D :hyper: :spin: :dance:
Maybe I've had one too many starburts....

MojoJojo
11-08-2004, 10:59 PM
I like spicy pickles.

AinNY
11-09-2004, 05:56 AM
New Random Thing!!!! I JUST GOT TWO PINK STARBURTS IN ONE HALLOWEEN PACKAGE!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D :hyper: :spin: :dance:
Maybe I've had one too many starburts....


You found two Pink STARBURTS?


Thats nuts....i've never even had a STARBURT before...






I've only had STARBURST :P

AinNY
11-09-2004, 08:51 AM
Yeah so I woke up to a hand in my pants in the middle of the night :O

That was scary :-\














(Before Blade or A_Guy chime in......It wasn't my own)

kryssy
11-09-2004, 09:36 AM
If it was scary then why were they in your bed? LoL

AinNY
11-09-2004, 10:13 AM
If it was scary then why were they in your bed? LoL

If i knew that..i wouldnt have been scared :O

A_Guy
11-09-2004, 10:38 AM
Yeah so I woke up to a hand in my pants in the middle of the night :O

That was scary :-\


ooooo.... you didn't tell me you had a sister!

AinNY
11-09-2004, 11:00 AM
ooooo.... you didn't tell me you had a sister!

OMG....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

IvyLeague
11-09-2004, 11:15 AM
Mental Note- No matter how good they are, warm chocolate chip cookies don't = breakfast :-\

kryssy
11-09-2004, 11:54 AM
Okay who was in bed with you then? And why were they scary?

AinNY
11-09-2004, 11:58 AM
Okay who was in bed with you then? And why were they scary?


1-So an old ex is staying at my house the next two nights, b/c shes working on a job thats down the street from my house. I know she wants a piece...and she always wants to sleep in my bed

:P

Scary because i dont want a piece of that ;)

annaseye
11-09-2004, 12:28 PM
AinNY, I think you're ugly ass is pretty hot!

AinNY
11-09-2004, 12:41 PM
AinNY, I think you're ugly ass is pretty hot!
:rotfl: thanks :blush:

A_Guy
11-09-2004, 12:53 PM
AinNY, I think you're ugly ass is pretty hot!
I agree, he's hot!





wait... whaa.. what?? did I say that???

must not think gay thoughts

*nekkid girls nekkid girls nekkid girls nekkid girls nekkid girls nekkid girls nekkid girls nekkid girls *

ok.. *whew* I think I'm better now.

:P

AinNY
11-09-2004, 01:03 PM
I agree, he's hot!





wait... whaa.. what?? did I say that???

must not think gay thoughts

*nekkid girls nekkid girls nekkid girls nekkid girls nekkid girls nekkid girls nekkid girls nekkid girls *

ok.. *whew* I think I'm better now.

:P

You dont have to hide it anymore....we all know the truth

You know you want a piece of this....

Just like at SF....i had to keep my room door double locked, b/c you kept trying to sneak in on me when I was in the shower :O







Just kidding...that wasn't you...it was just peeping Trix :rotfl:

MissTaylor
11-09-2004, 02:38 PM
Can I share a bed with you Ain? I promise I won't wake you up with my hands ;)

Why am I such a perv? I need a vacation. How come when I don't have my tan sprayed on I glow in photos?

Ain, you should add a photo of your one eyebrowed self to your photo bucket. Put it next to the "goatee or no goatee" shot...and say "eyebrow? or no eyebrow?"

AinNY
11-09-2004, 03:11 PM
Can I share a bed with you Ain? I promise I won't wake you up with my hands ;)

Why am I such a perv? I need a vacation. How come when I don't have my tan sprayed on I glow in photos?

Ain, you should add a photo of your one eyebrowed self to your photo bucket. Put it next to the "goatee or no goatee" shot...and say "eyebrow? or no eyebrow?"
Of course....No Hands? sounds interesting :P

:rotfl: theres a picture with the no eyebrow in there...its just in a different folder of photos ;)

MissTaylor
11-09-2004, 03:45 PM
Hands tend to be cold....we can find something warmer }:D

I'm hungry :-\

MissTaylor
11-10-2004, 03:27 AM
Why do busy nights at work freak me out so much that I only work lame nights? How come when I go to Taco Cabana after work and order a personal order of nachos they give me a full order....are they trying to make me fat? How come I didn't go home with that guy for 1200 dollars like he offered. Oh wait...that's right, he didn't look like Ain.

ha ha. Still, as trashed as I feel right now...I have a sense of humor. *off to count my monies*

MojoJojo
11-10-2004, 03:41 AM
Why is that the Mexicans that work at the Taco Bell down the street can't ever get my order right? They're just TACOS god dammit. SPEAKINY ENGLISH??? oh wait...

AinNY
11-10-2004, 06:25 AM
How come I didn't go home with that guy for 1200 dollars like he offered. Oh wait...that's right, he didn't look like Ain.


<-------Runs to ATM to get 1200 bucks :O


:rotfl:

AinNY
11-10-2004, 10:01 AM
Im so tired I can barely keep my head off the desk at work today.

Went out last night ;D ....didnt go home :O ....went straight to work at 6AM this morn. :(

I cant function on no sleep anymore :-\

MissTaylor
11-10-2004, 12:03 PM
Remind me not to post when I've been drinking :(

I think I need to buy myself another birthday present :)

AinNY
11-10-2004, 12:26 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

MissTaylor
11-10-2004, 01:46 PM
Should I buy a dog?

MrChristopher
11-10-2004, 01:51 PM
i like dogs how most people like kids....when theyre someone else's and i can give them back when i am done. i'll have cats, please.

A_Guy
11-10-2004, 02:00 PM
Should I buy a dog?
buy a puggle!!

MisfitBunnie
11-10-2004, 03:36 PM
I Love Pugs!! I Want One So Bad!!! :(

VADEN
11-10-2004, 04:51 PM
Why is that the Mexicans that work at the Taco Bell down the street can't ever get my order right? They're just TACOS god dammit. SPEAKINY ENGLISH??? oh wait...LOL :D

I flipped wilson at Taco Bell one day. They really screwed up my order, big time and nobody understood English! I threw my order back through the pick-up window as he was walking off trying to get receipt paper to put in his register. >:( Then I drove off.....:moped:

Needless to say, I was having a really bad day and they were the icing on my cake.....::)

I love pugs too! ;D

TigersMilk
11-10-2004, 05:38 PM
Thanks AinNY!! <---- squating and lunging away....

MissTaylor
11-10-2004, 06:40 PM
I'm thinking of getting a Yorkie. I have a kick ass cat already. She's almost a year old. I think she'd dig having a pooch around. I'm torn.

Prina
11-10-2004, 06:42 PM
I wonder what goes through a guy's mind with a foot fetish. Last time I worked 4 guys asked to see my feet. One guy actually lifted up my foot to kiss it while I was on stage! I wonder..are feet stimulating to look at as say...booty?
Someone with a foot fetish please answer....

Miss Courtney
11-10-2004, 07:00 PM
I wonder what goes through a guy's mind with a foot fetish. Last time I worked 4 guys asked to see my feet. One guy actually lifted up my foot to kiss it while I was on stage! I wonder..are feet stimulating to look at as say...booty?
Someone with a foot fetish please answer....
I had the same thing, I had a regular who would book me for private dances just so he could massage my feet and paint my toe nails...

AinNY
11-10-2004, 07:25 PM
I'm a washing machine repairman in my spare time :O

RedZ28
11-10-2004, 09:40 PM
If I win that Big Game Lottery jackpot one day, one of the businesses I would own would be a stripclub. I would personally hire the dancers and the staff and try to create the most drama free work environment possible. The club would be clean, have good lighting, a decent sound system, comfortable chairs near the stage and in the lapdance area, and three tiers of VIP areas, maximizing the moneymaking potential.

Mr Hyde
11-10-2004, 09:42 PM
My dog tore a ligament in her knee and now she needs surgery to repair it.

I never in my life would have thought that such a thing was possible.

Prina
11-10-2004, 11:14 PM
If I win that Big Game Lottery jackpot one day, one of the businesses I would own would be a stripclub. I would personally hire the dancers and the staff and try to create the most drama free work environment possible. The club would be clean, have good lighting, a decent sound system, comfortable chairs near the stage and in the lapdance area, and three tiers of VIP areas, maximizing the moneymaking potential.will you hire me?

Artemis
11-11-2004, 05:01 AM
I'm allergic to sooo many things!!! I have to go on the elimination diet again because I'm itchy, and getting a rash again from something I ate. I hate this!!! Oh well, life. It's probably the cheesecake I had a couple days ago, or the new skin lotion I bought. Maybe the milk? Hmmm.

AinNY
11-11-2004, 06:48 AM
Im going to AC tomorrow night ;D

The Borgata :great:

A_Guy
11-11-2004, 07:29 AM
My outlook for the next few days:

Tonight: Make some homebrewed beer;D

Friday Night: 3-weeks of Accounting Homework :-\

Saturday: Accounting quiz

Sunday: Financial Ratio analysis group project

so, in summary, I'll have no weekend :'(

MissTaylor
11-11-2004, 01:39 PM
I went to petsmart this morning to buy Gabbi (my kitty) a waterwell drinking thingy majigger. She likes drinking running water. While I'm there I see the TINIEST chihuahua ever! It's so cute.

So, now I'm torn. Yorkie for $500 (which is insanely cheap...i'm wondering what could be wrong with this dog) or Chihuahua for like 125-250. *sigh*

Anyone here have a chihuahua? I'm wondering how my cat will be around it....grrr.

Not so random thoughts but thoughts that are driving me nuts.

BrunetteBombshell
11-11-2004, 02:45 PM
why is it that everything goes wrong all at the same time?

Prina
11-11-2004, 03:10 PM
My outlook for the next few days:

Tonight: Make some homebrewed beer;D

Friday Night: 3-weeks of Accounting Homework :-\

Saturday: Accounting quiz

Sunday: Financial Ratio analysis group project

so, in summary, I'll have no weekend :'(I with ya bro

Tonight: Type a physics lab report
Friday: Study for physics midterm
Saturday: Read stuff and do practice test for mcat review
Satnight:work
Sunday: Do homework before meeting up with study group to study more

I never have a weekend....:'(