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The_Oceans
11-11-2004, 05:32 PM
Been hearing a lot on the news about these two cops that allegedly committed "indecent assault" while on duty. So what would constitute "decent" assault?
In the same vein, you always hear the term "indecent exposure." Does anyone ever "decently" expose themselves? :thinking:
big_daddy
11-11-2004, 09:58 PM
Who is the Virtual Bartender ???
TigersMilk
11-12-2004, 04:59 PM
I didnt want to make AN ALL NEW THREAD on something so simple...
I want to get an accountant to help me manage funds and taxesl....
How much does an accountant cost here in SoCal...or what is the average rate?
Thanks a bunch!
TigersMilk
11-12-2004, 05:01 PM
Ive never heard of virtual bartender either?
RedZ28
11-12-2004, 07:21 PM
Some hot, model, actress, whatever and her equally hot friend who follow your commands within reason on the www.beer.com website.
big_daddy
11-12-2004, 09:54 PM
How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
MojoJojo
11-12-2004, 10:53 PM
3
drugs is gooood or drug free?
MrChristopher
11-12-2004, 10:58 PM
everything in moderation, my friend. never say never.
MojoJojo
11-12-2004, 11:03 PM
..........including moderation
MrChristopher
11-12-2004, 11:19 PM
also true. i kinda compare my past experiences to that Bill Hicks bit where he says basically "yeah, drugs are bad blah blah blah, but not to burst your bubble, i have done drugs. and i had a lot of fun. never lost a job, never killed anyone, in fact, i had a great fuckin time. sorry if that offends you"
MojoJojo
11-12-2004, 11:20 PM
I tried some tonight...I was disappointed.
Rhiannon
11-13-2004, 05:45 AM
Effin Rhode Island Weather.
Weatherman says earlier this week.. "Expect a light dusting of snow early to mid NEXT week"
WRONG!
I just spent a freakin half hour scraping off my car to rid it of caked-on ice and white nastiness before I could drive my arse home from work.
I
HATE
SNOW!
(I hate RI too)
Artemis
11-13-2004, 03:51 PM
I'm sleepy. I learned not to mix Vicodin and caffine last night. Wow! I wanting to jump into someone's pants!!! I was actually turned on before I drank the red bull (only half the can too). I was working, tired and my feet and back were killing me so I took a vicodin to get through till 4am, then drank some red bull to wake up. My body was freaking out!!! Luckily it calmed down after a couple hours. I made more money. Anyhow, won't do that again unless I actually have someone to have sex with nearby!
AinNY
11-14-2004, 12:39 PM
Who said it was OK to put your hands down someone's pants when you're dancing? Just cause we're men doesnt mean we like that shit.
VADEN
11-14-2004, 12:52 PM
Who is the Virtual Bartender ???
Let's find out.....}:D
VADEN
11-14-2004, 12:54 PM
I can't believe I colored my hair dark brown! My first time ever with dark hair, I'm a blonde! This is going to take some getting used to.......:O
Everyone loves it though, so I guess it's ok...;)
MojoJojo
11-14-2004, 01:10 PM
Yes it does.
VADEN
11-14-2004, 03:42 PM
Yes it does.
Yes it does what? /:O
MojoJojo
11-14-2004, 04:23 PM
Yes it does what? /:O
Who said it was OK to put your hands down someone's pants when you're dancing? Just cause we're men doesnt mean we like that shit.
That's what.
Vyanka
11-14-2004, 04:33 PM
THis may sound silly but, does anyone hear like a voice when you read someone's post & think that's how they sound? LOL, I do. I'm such a dork. ::)
MojoJojo
11-14-2004, 04:35 PM
Why...did you just hear Krusty the Klown with my post?
Vyanka
11-14-2004, 04:40 PM
Why...did you just hear Krusty the Klown with my post?
LOL, no...
But when I read your post I can picture what your real voice sounds like. Get it? ;)
VADEN
11-14-2004, 04:43 PM
Ok Moj, now that makes sense.
And yes Vy, I think the same thing....
Moj, I do picture your voice as Krusty the clown..LOL :D
MojoJojo
11-14-2004, 04:59 PM
LOL, no...
But when I read your post I can picture what your real voice sounds like. Get it? ;)
Yeah...I get it ;)
Got something you want to hear? I'll record it for ya ;)
VADEN
11-14-2004, 05:03 PM
Yeah...I get it ;)
Got something you want to hear? I'll record it for ya ;)
Yeah, I do....I want to hear you jerkin your monkey! LOL :D
MojoJojo
11-14-2004, 05:03 PM
You can hear that on the flash file I made.
VADEN
11-14-2004, 05:06 PM
You can hear that on the flash file I made.Yep, I heard that one in my head too...
It sounded like...."Eek, Eek, Eek, Eek, Eek, Eek".....LOL
MojoJojo
11-14-2004, 05:07 PM
Yep, I heard that one in my head too...
It sounded like...."Eek, Eek, Eek, Eek, Eek, Eek".....LOL
Don't make me prove you wrong.
Vyanka
11-14-2004, 05:08 PM
Yeah...I get it ;)
Got something you want to hear? I'll record it for ya ;)
Sure why not, it'll probably make me forget that person in particular. ;)
VADEN
11-14-2004, 05:09 PM
Don't make me prove you wrong.
LMAO...:monkeedan :puckerup:
MojoJojo
11-14-2004, 05:24 PM
;) (http://home.columbus.rr.com/mojox/bongo.wav)
VADEN
11-14-2004, 07:57 PM
Moj, laughing....uh...(with you) again.....:D
AinNY
11-15-2004, 06:29 AM
Who said it was OK to put your hands down someone's pants when you're dancing? Just cause we're men doesnt mean we like that shit.
Someone answer my question dammit.
Why is it ok for a girl to come up and grab my shit like that? But if I did that to a girl I'd at least get smacked in the face, maybe even arrested? (Topaz...wanna answer this one?)
/:O
IvyLeague
11-15-2004, 04:25 PM
OK I think i finally lost it. I'm convinced there is a smell in my apartment, what kind of smell i dont know, its not a good smell but not a really bad smell either. I've scrubbed the bathroom from top to bottom literally including the ceilings with oxiclean and pine cleaner, and the kitchen floor just got scurbbed on my hands and knees with oxiclean, and i still dont think the apartment has that "clean" smell. I think I'm loosing it, i'm bugged out about the clutter of unpacking, and the craziness of trying to get things clean while trying to prepare this apartment for the new baby in March, UGH!! Where the hell is that smell coming from, with my luck its the people upstairs or downstairs, but god GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!!! AND OUT OF MY NOSE!!
MisfitBunnie
11-15-2004, 05:28 PM
I was laying in the bathtub last night, and I was feeling kinda shitty. But then I got to thinking and I found myself smiling and thinking " I'm fabulous, I'm not so bad...I'm pretty fabulous!" It was nice to think positively about myself even if it was only for a brief second.
IvyLeague
11-15-2004, 05:44 PM
scrubbed kitchen floors Check, scrubbed bathroom Check, garbage take out Check, dishes done Check, stove cleaned Check, kitty litter cleaned Nope waitting for hubby for that one. tomorrow I take on the living room, and dining room. Look out i'm a woman with a broom and cleaners on the go!
big_daddy
11-15-2004, 06:40 PM
Someone answer my question dammit.
Why is it ok for a girl to come up and grab my shit like that? But if I did that to a girl I'd at least get smacked in the face, maybe even arrested? (Topaz...wanna answer this one?)
/:O
It's not ok but who will or who wants to stop them?
AinNY
11-15-2004, 09:37 PM
It's not ok but who will or who wants to stop them?
me :-\
MojoJojo
11-16-2004, 03:20 AM
Because women are paid $.76 to the man's dollar....so for almost a quarter per hour, they get to grab some ass.