View Full Version : Time for some Political humor!

11-05-2004, 05:11 PM
with all the heated emotions involved in this election, I thought it was about time we had some equal opportunity political humor:


hehe ;)

If you have any good political humor, please post here ;D

11-05-2004, 06:27 PM
That was so funny I nearly cried! Thanks!

11-05-2004, 06:38 PM
That was so funny I nearly cried! Thanks!my pleasure ;D

Here's another good one:

If you have a quicktime player, try this link:

For Windows media player, try here:

11-05-2004, 06:42 PM
oh, how i adore triumph.

11-05-2004, 07:04 PM
Some late-night political jokes:

"A quick reminder to people in Ohio, the crooked voting machines are due back to Florida by Friday." --David Letterman
"Democrats swore this election would not be decided by the Supreme Court. Thanks to their clever strategy of incoherent campaign themes, an uncomfortable Vietnam fetish, and an undying belief in the get-out-the-vote power of Ashton Kutcher and Bon Jovi, it won't be. Yeah, suck on that, Scalia!" --"Daily Show" correspondent Rob Corddry

"If you want to have gay sex or visit a library, it's probably your last night to do those things … Personally I'll be killing two birds with one stone." --"Daily Show" correspondent Ed Helms, on the Bush mandate

"The president is focusing on his agenda for the next three years. One: finishing the war in Iraq. Two: starting the war in three other places." --Ed Helms

"Conservatives are very happy about the Bush victory. When Bill O'Reilly heard about it, he said, I haven't been as excited as this since, well, you know." --Conan O'Brien

"You have to feel bad for John Kerry because now he'll have to go back to his life of being a senator, windsurfing and being a billionaire." --David Letterman

"I'm no pundit but do you remember a few weeks when Kerry was in Ohio and went duck hunting? I think that probably hurt Kerry because Bush easily carried the duck vote." --David Letterman

"Kerry did say he was sorry he lost the election because he was looking forward to spending less time with his wife." --David Letterman

"It looks like people are giving Bush and Cheney four more years. The bad news, Cheney's doctors are only giving him two more years." --Jay Leno

"President Bush was really sweating this, because he knew if Kerry won, he's probably make Bush go to Iraq and finish his National Guard service." --Jay Leno

"Dick Cheney was thrilled. Today he was wearing his happy sneer. Dick Cheney was so excited he's now appearing with his lesbian daughter." --David Letterman

11-06-2004, 03:44 PM
LMAO-- I always love quotes

11-08-2004, 10:23 AM
Well, I hope you guys enjoyed the other links...::)

Here's a long winded link.... it's the Republican Convention Remix. :laughing:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=politicalhumor&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzflash.com%2Fcontributors%2 F04%2F10%2Fcon04413.html

11-08-2004, 10:23 AM
I think Pryce already posted this, or something similar, but oh well. Here it is again - JESUSLAND!!!

11-09-2004, 02:11 PM
Here's some musings by Cagle. one of the best cartoonist- imo