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tampadancer
12-10-2004, 10:06 AM
"how long have you been growing your hair?"
"does your hair get in the way when you have sex?"
"do you have a boyfriend/husband?"
"what's your real name?"

aaah, boys are so silly sometimes :)

devilkitty
12-10-2004, 01:45 PM
I always get....
you look too innocent to be a stripper
are you a real redhead

CrescentLuna
12-10-2004, 03:14 PM
I had a guy last night telling me to NEVER bleach my hair, because my dark hair was soooo beautiful. Was amusing because I'm a natural blonde and the dark red is fake. :)

angel22499
12-10-2004, 03:26 PM
i always get
- you are too pretty and too smark to be working here.
Well duh. what do u want to see when u go to a sc?? Toothless crackheads? Really....

anonymous1
12-11-2004, 06:41 AM
I am married and let all my customers know it if they ask. I always hear "Your husband is a lucky man."

lateniter
12-12-2004, 12:53 PM
we hear these lines every night and you would think that someone somewhere could come up with something original. we are there for the money not our heallth and its pretty bad when we can predict what the coustmer is going to say before it rolls out of their mouths. our job is very stressful in the least. our job description goes far beyond dancer.
you know, thats a two way street..

You would think the dancers could be more original than :

What do you do for a living? (what do you care as long as I have money)
Come here often? (yea, I dropped a C note on you last week..it wont happen again)
Hows it going? (I dont even have my coat off yet...)
Whats your name? (do you want a fake name like yours or my real name?)
and of course..

Wannadance? (move, you're blocking the view)

lateniter
12-12-2004, 01:20 PM
Of course, despite all our shortcomings as males, it could be worse. What if we were actually making honest comments...

I like the way the blacklight makes the toilet paper balls in your crotch glow!

Whats that big red bump on your butt?

man, razor rash sucks, dont it?

I love the smell of Marlboro lights, please blow more smoke on me.

Nice boots, too bad they are all scuffed up.

Did you know your boobs are two different sizes?

I can tell by the way your hole looks that you must really like anal sex.

No really, slapping your own ass is really hot. Dont stop.

I dont see enough overweight girls in my everyday life, thats why I come here to see them naked.

All those tattoos are great. Did you do them yourself?

Sierra is a great name, I drive a GMC too.

I love it when you bitch out the drunk at the next table for staring at you. A guy can never get enough nagging.

Your tampon string is showing.

Werent you wearing that same outfit last time I was here?

Cool C section scar.

So your job as a public naked person doesnt mean you have to stay in shape?

What are you going to do when you are too old to do this?

;D

Kittykitty
01-01-2005, 06:59 PM
I love the usual ones

Did that hurt

How long have you been doing this

What goes on upstairs

Can I atleast get a handjob

If I get a lapdance, what's in it for me? (huurrr a lap dance stupid shit)

Turn around and let me check out the whole package (what am i a show horse? get it or no)

Can we get a special? (NO! the prices are non negotiable, and you can not haggle them)

Hey its my buddys birthday/anniversary/etc give him extra attention (dude im on stage I can't do anything on stage) ok but hey its his birthday/anniversary/bachelor party...

Can you take the dollar with your mouth/boobs/pick it up with your pussy? (no) but the last girl did! (good for her I value my job and self respect)

How much do you make a night

Do you get along with all the girls?

I'm not ready yet

I just got here

Maybe later

What is the difference between a room and a lapdance (hello I make more off one than the other)

How do you walk in those shoes? (one foot in front of the other, how do you walk?)

Have you ever kicked someone? (not on accident)

Do you have a boyfriend

What time do you get off work? (4 am asshole)

What are you doing after this? (gee, shower and sleep sounds nice)

How tall are you?

Thats it? (honey its a dollar and im naked, and when he puts the dollar in i scoff at him and go thats it??)

How you doing sweetheart/baby (oh just great muffin!)


Im sure I will come up with some more later!

HolidayOnStage
01-02-2005, 06:49 PM
I'm sick of hearing "I've dated dancer's before." like thats gonna score points with me and gives him an "in" of some sort

"Sorry buddy if you don't know the secret handshake you ain't gettin in!"