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Sh0t
04-03-2005, 07:45 AM
What kind of attention am I looking for?

Just look at some of the threads asking for tips on how to give better blowjobs, "I can't have orgasms", "I need to get laid!" bla bla bla. We have some backed up chicks here.

SportsWriter2
04-03-2005, 08:16 AM
Just look at some of the threads asking for tips on how to give better blowjobs, "I can't have orgasms", "I need to get laid!" bla bla bla. We have some backed up chicks here.
I had a pretty dancer tell me her BF would rather jerk off to Internet porn than have sex with her. She had tears running down her cheeks. I looked into her eyes and said, "I love pathetic." She gave me a big smile because she knew I meant it. :)

merely_lurking
04-03-2005, 08:50 AM
I had a pretty dancer tell me her BF would rather jerk off to Internet porn than have sex with her.
He would probably fit into the "don't know what you got til' it's gone" category. He's jerking his life away....:)

Sh0t
04-03-2005, 09:16 AM
Yea we see a lot of those threads too: "I've been replaced by porn!" and such things.

Maybe the bio-mechanics involved in pole-dancing and lap-dancing work antogonistically against the mechanics of intercourse. Kind of like how cycling and running dis-harmonize each other.

IACali: not until you do some deadlifts darling

Nicolina
04-03-2005, 09:27 AM
Just look at some of the threads asking for.... "I need to get laid!" bla bla bla. We have some backed up chicks here.

Good point, Sh0t. You're right, I suck in bed.

:D :D :D

All Good Things
04-03-2005, 11:03 AM
Just look at some of the threads asking for tips on how to give better blowjobs, "I can't have orgasms", "I need to get laid!" bla bla bla. We have some backed up chicks here.

If you did a poll, I think you'd be surprised by how much energetic fucking is going on. The multitude of threads where guys are discussed invariably go the other way ("God I just love my man and he's so great in bed.")

If nothing else, the penis size threads will completely change your mind.

Then there is the fact that women are willing to talk about their own dysfunctions; men won't (as you know, guys would gladly have nails pounded into their head and be dumped in a pot of boiling vegetable oil rather than be in the same room with that subject).

Sh0t
04-03-2005, 01:15 PM
I doubt I'd be surprised.

The Penis size threads have only reinforced my beliefs.

I think men would talk about it on a forum.
There are several huge forums dedicated to making our penises bigger and I'm a member of many of them. They talk about such things(having a small penis, sexual dysfunction, etc) just fine

venom830
04-03-2005, 06:46 PM
no votes for me:'(


too new i suppose;)

SportsWriter2
04-03-2005, 06:49 PM
Good point, Sh0t. You're right, I suck in bed.

:D :D :D

I love pathetic...

It's okay to suck in bed if you're good up against the wall. ;)

Nicolina
04-03-2005, 11:20 PM
I looked into her eyes and said, "I love pathetic." She gave me a big smile because she knew I meant it. :)

That is sooo sweet, Sporty.

I'll tell you a secret, though: I don't really suck in bed (well, not unless "suck" is the operative word...) And I am absolutely OUTSTANDING up against a wall. ;)

Casual Observer
04-03-2005, 11:24 PM
^ Promises, promises...

;)

All Good Things
04-03-2005, 11:57 PM
And I am absolutely OUTSTANDING up against a wall. ;)

I'm already in lust with you for your debating skills, and you spring this on us? How about a line-up against the wall with you, Kat and Cali?

IACali
04-04-2005, 12:17 AM
mmmm, I prefer bent over the back of a couch. I'm 5'10ish barefoot, and it's rare that a guy can actually hold me up on the wall and still have the leverage to moke the motion that rocks the ocean, yk?

now I'm horny. Thanks a lot, guys. I'm gonna go watch that porn that Red sent me the other night in chat. Yay!!

love
cali

Katrine
04-04-2005, 02:37 AM
He's just looking for attention.

Kat got under my skin in a major way long before she posted that butt-in-the-air avatar. I hate it when Ukrainians go nuclear like that on me. I am going to spend some very serious money on this girl, I know it.

Kat, is Bridgette really Russian, or was ND talking about somebody else? If she's really Russian, then it's an All Slavic party in Vegas.

Reading this thread reminds me of how much I miss Rose and Bridgette. I had just PM'd Bridgette at 3:00 AM right before she left Baltimore and she told me that she had no computer in Phoenix so would be offline for a while. We need this girl back. CP should not have all the fun.


}:D

Which NinaDaisy post are you referring to? Because the only russian I am aware of that was in Vegas with her is ME ME ME!!!!

I spoke with B for a while the other night. I miss her too!!!

Sh0t
04-04-2005, 02:19 PM
A height 5'10 standing up barefoot eh. In that case, you get to wear the funny hat and the toilet paper mache sandals

Katrine
04-06-2005, 05:37 AM
As of recently, I have yoda, yoda, yoda on the brain!!!

yoda57us
04-06-2005, 06:03 AM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:cloud9: :genie: :goodvibes :hyper: :heartbeat :propeller :yikes: :hat: :party2: :bouncey: :thanx: :flower:

SportsWriter2
04-06-2005, 06:17 AM
As of recently, I have yoda, yoda, yoda on the brain!!!

Well then, you need to go to



and learn Portuguese, because Mr Y lives in another world. :)

In my world, there are only Nike girls and adidas girls.

yoda57us
04-06-2005, 06:30 AM
Sporty, I do have a preference: Hot women who know who they are. The fact that Kat does double dances with a hot Latino dancer at her club only makes me want her more....

I don't do dancers with sneaker endorsements, I'm a man of extremes. I prefer bare feet or 7" heels

The MikeinBrazil trailers are better than hotel spankvision when I'm on the road....

Katrine
04-06-2005, 07:58 AM
As always, great links Sporty! Can you find me some gay male S/M porn that features great trailers like the other sites do? I'm having trouble getting quality porn sites with that subject. Probably not though huh?

Anyway......
Eu falo um pouco portugese mas muito, muito pouco...... ;)

IACali
04-06-2005, 12:20 PM
Kat do I ever have a present for you:

ya go.

Loves
Cali

Shayden
04-06-2005, 12:37 PM
WHAT?!?!? No one wants to bang me?

Ok now I feel pathetic, I'm fishing for a bang-me-compliment.

Though I say, I would definitely bang Kat and Tragic Beauty.

Two off the top of my head, I'm sure I'll be back with more.

Shayden

Shayden
04-06-2005, 12:38 PM
OH OH OH and Kobi!

Anyone remember her? WOW!

Shayden

A_Guy
04-06-2005, 12:55 PM
^ You mean this Kobi?

http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/browseimages.php?c=3&userid=17567

Hell yeah!! :great:

yoda57us
04-06-2005, 01:10 PM
Anyway......
Eu falo um pouco portugese mas muito, muito pouco...... ;)

No worries Kat, I can teach you all you need to know. The two required phrases are "Aiye! Aiye!! Aiye!!!" and "Ooohhhh Gostozo(softly moaned)" }:D

yoda57us
04-06-2005, 01:12 PM
WHAT?!?!? No one wants to bang me?




Shaden, você é muito bonito.

If I survive Kat.....;)

FBR
04-06-2005, 04:42 PM
WHAT?!?!? No one wants to bang me?

Shayden

Shayden, you must be in a delusional mode...cant you see the line stretching across the parking lot?

FBR

Katrine
04-06-2005, 05:55 PM
WHAT?!?!? No one wants to bang me?


I'm all in!
:wave:

Katrine
04-06-2005, 05:55 PM
Kat do I ever have a present for you:

Here (http://www.ilovebisexuals.com/index.php?m=n&c=no&d=0&track=&account=drinking&trial=1&def=tr) ya go.

Loves
Cali

Grot bebankt meijn liefje Cai! :-*

Chili Palmer
04-06-2005, 10:38 PM
I'll be there next week (seriously). }:D

CP

Katrine
04-07-2005, 04:32 AM
Where next week? Austin..........you must stop by I am floating now...pm for $#$

VenusGoddess
04-09-2005, 05:08 AM
Wow!! I just found out that I'm boinkable!! :dance:

Totally made my day!!

krys
04-09-2005, 07:35 AM
Wow!! I just found out that I'm boinkable!! :dance:

Totally made my day!!

Well apparently I am not :-[

Well I don't care, I'd bonk me!! LOL ;)

NVJosh
04-09-2005, 12:41 PM
I'm a guy...in an ideal world, I'd boink most of you...in the real world, I like having my nuts attached. :)

Richard_Head
04-09-2005, 06:29 PM
Consider this a blanket "I'd boink you" to all the ladies who haven't been mentioned.

VenusGoddess
04-09-2005, 06:52 PM
Well apparently I am not :-[

Well I don't care, I'd bonk me!! LOL ;)

I'd boink you!! :drool:

You're such a hottie and you know it!!

krys
04-09-2005, 06:54 PM
I'd boink you!! :drool:

You're such a hottie and you know it!!

Just secretly..... I'd boink you to VG ;D

Gynger
04-12-2005, 07:10 PM
OOOH.. I'd Boink you VG!!!

A_Guy
04-12-2005, 07:33 PM
^ Gyng, I guess I'm right behind you in the VG waiting line }:D

Casual Observer
04-12-2005, 07:34 PM
Wow!! I just found out that I'm boinkable!!

Like that was ever in doubt?

fancygirl
04-13-2005, 01:03 AM
I haven't been on long enough to be all THAT discriminating, but I dig A_Guy's avatar, and the nudie pic in the picture forum.

A_Guy
04-13-2005, 01:57 PM
Hey!!!! I made the list :dance:

<muah> fancygirl ;D



... wait... I still have a nudie pic of me in the picture forum?? I thought I got rid of all those... :thinking:

VenusGoddess
04-13-2005, 02:34 PM
OOOH.. I'd Boink you VG!!!


^ Gyng, I guess I'm right behind you in the VG waiting line }:D


hmmmmm...dunno bout you guys, but I'm thinking a fun little threesome!! :devil: :dreams: :faint: heh heh heh

VenusGoddess
04-13-2005, 02:36 PM
Hey!!!! I made the list :dance:

<muah> fancygirl ;D



... wait... I still have a nudie pic of me in the picture forum?? I thought I got rid of all those... :thinking:

Damn, A_Guy...I'd boink ya!! And, you don't have to worry about those pics. Even if you did take them down...they're permanently burned to the memory... :drool: ;)

Gynger
04-15-2005, 10:39 PM
Ok, A guy.. you, me and VG.. threesome at my house!!! I've got a big bed!!! LOL

VenusGoddess
04-16-2005, 05:02 AM
Ok, A guy.. you, me and VG.. threesome at my house!!! I've got a big bed!!! LOL

We need a bed???? Well, shiiiiit...that just takes away some of those positions I had in my mind... :devil:

A_Guy
04-16-2005, 06:54 AM
Ok, A guy.. you, me and VG.. threesome at my house!!! I've got a big bed!!! LOL


We need a bed???? Well, shiiiiit...that just takes away some of those positions I had in my mind... :devil:

lolol

now now... we can always start on the bed, then to the floor, then against the wall, then the couch, back to the floor, then the.....


*whew* :relieved:

I think I need a cold shower. ;D

AinNY
04-28-2005, 04:50 PM
Hey!!!! I made the list :dance:



Youre always on my list you stud you :P

A_Guy
04-28-2005, 07:12 PM
Youre always on my list you stud you :P

I know, you slut :flirt:

whirlerz
05-22-2005, 05:00 PM
My choices would be Pr.John, & Djoser. I'd also like to give Sad a smokin' LD...