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12-05-2004, 01:34 PM
Poster 1 asks what the next person would do in a certain situation.


Post 1
What would you do if, you came home and found your family had moved?

Post 2
I would throw a huge party, and not invite them.

What would you do if a circus decided to set up on your front lawn?

Post 3
I would make them give me free tickets and balloons as rent

What would you do etc

So, I'll start it off. :)

What would you do if you had a million bucks but couldn't count?

12-06-2004, 05:20 PM
I'd have my boytoy count it for me.
What would you do if stripclubs were outlawed and all shut down immediately?

12-07-2004, 01:17 AM
Feel bad for the dancers. But I haven't gone in yrs so wouldn't affect me.

What would you do if Arnold Bonehead gets elected President?

12-07-2004, 11:49 AM
I don't think It would be so bad
what would you do if a woman was elected president?

12-07-2004, 11:05 PM
I'd open up a hot dog stand in DC and sell crack to Marion Barry...

what would you do if you were invited to a party and were the only one who came

12-08-2004, 10:24 AM
Move the party to a bar

What would you do if you didn't have a car?

12-08-2004, 11:13 AM
I would start dating the 79 year old lady next door who had a mercedes.

what would you do if it were Easter,and the chickens were on strike??

12-08-2004, 11:30 AM
I would substitute Cadbury Eggs

What would you do if you had one wish and it couldn't be used for your benefit?

12-08-2004, 12:39 PM
wish it on my family

wwyd if-you were in a movie theater with a first date,and you had gas??

12-08-2004, 12:45 PM
excuse myself, go pinch a loaf, and search for some Tums

WWYD if you had to choose between being blind or deaf?

12-08-2004, 12:50 PM
i would rather be dead,i trip over enough stuff now as it is.

WWYD if your SO got an indecent proposal like demi did in the movie??

12-08-2004, 12:55 PM
hmmm. exactly how much cash are we talkin' about here? i don't know. if a handsome rich man like robert redford offerred her what was it a million bucks for a roll in the hay? it's her body, i'd leave it up to her. hell, i might hump him for the right amount.

WWYD if you had to choose between the death of your SO or the death of one of your children?

12-08-2004, 01:47 PM
i quit

12-08-2004, 01:51 PM
The SO of course!
When the wench dies,im rich!!!!!!

WWYD if your long time priest was hitting on your SO??

12-08-2004, 01:56 PM
laug in his face. what would u do if you could never cum again?

12-08-2004, 02:04 PM
Be a porn star with a money shot stand in.

Mr everhard is what they would call me.
My first movie would be Mr Everhard,more filling,less taste.

wwyd if at a public pool,you saw a kid pissin in his trunks, in the big pool,not the baby pool??

12-08-2004, 02:13 PM
i'd be like Dori and just keep swimming swimming swimming. come on. everyone pees in the pool.

WWYD if a family of bats took up residence under your front porch awning?

12-08-2004, 02:18 PM
isnt batshit worth alot of money???
I would put a tarp down,catch all the batshit,put it in a jar,sell it on ebay.

wwyd if you slipped on a big mac and fell when inside of a burger king?(you dont really hurt yourself)

12-08-2004, 02:21 PM
well first of all i would want to know why a Mcdonald's burger was on the floor at burger king. after that, i'd probably get up, do a little dance, and bow.

WWYD if you could only drink one thing for the rest of your life? (alcoholic or not, and water doesnt count)

12-08-2004, 02:32 PM
I'd glue myself to the toilet.

WWYD, If you woke up gay?

12-08-2004, 02:36 PM
I'd call Big Green and tell him his prayers had been answered.

WWYD when faced with the choice of mashed potatos or stovetop?

12-08-2004, 02:47 PM

I always go with the spuds,extra butter!!!!!

WWYD if you saw someone putting something BACK on a buffet line at a restaurant???

12-08-2004, 03:32 PM
Smack them upside the head.

What would you do if for the rest of your life you could only say the words,"Yes, I have herpes"?

12-08-2004, 06:00 PM
yes, i have herpes.

WWYD if you got olive oil all over a shirt you really like and it won't come out?

12-08-2004, 06:38 PM
Make sure that the rest of my clothes have olive oil on them as well, So I could have a set.

WWYD if you had to make a decision between going deaf or going blind?

12-08-2004, 06:41 PM
i asked that one already. hmmm. blind, i guess. no music would drive me mental.

WWYD with only 3 days left to live?

12-08-2004, 06:43 PM
Hmm, I didn't know you asked that.

Gain 80 lbs, and have many orgasms.

WWYD if a stranger walked up to you and said he was Jesus?

12-08-2004, 06:45 PM
i'd ask him a few questions, then check for nail wounds. if it really was him, we'd hang out and drink wine and discuss the abundance of atrocities done in his name, i suppose.

WWYD if a stranger walked up to you and said he was Satan?

12-08-2004, 10:55 PM
pleased to meet you! guess you know MY name...

WWYDI: you got stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues

12-11-2004, 12:52 PM
pleased to meet you! guess you know MY name...Classic stones!!!

WWYDI: you got stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis bluesMake them attend anger management classes.

WWYD If .....You saw an old couple shoplifting food from YOUR store??

12-11-2004, 08:46 PM
I'd take their canes and smack them upside the head with it. Then for their punishment, I'd lock them in separate rooms for a month, feed them nothing but SPAM and water, and make them listen to Eminem's music 24 hours a day.

WWYD if your spouse/SO told you that they were having a sex change operation?

12-14-2004, 01:54 PM
kill her for the insurance money,make it look like an accident.

WWYD if-you found a condom at the bottom of a helmans jar of mayo????

12-14-2004, 02:06 PM
call a laywer...

WWYD If you really were abducted by an alien race....

12-14-2004, 03:46 PM
try to learn from them as much as i could, and avoid any anal probings.

WWYD if you were offerred a great house for next to nothing but it was in a quiet town in the middle of nowhere utah and there were no job possibilities around?

12-19-2004, 01:24 AM
buy it and sell it
WWYD if you woke up from a dream and you were without clothes at the public library

12-19-2004, 03:34 AM
Run with it... literally! Ha ha ha - what the hell, make the most of my first "streaking" experience.

WWYD if your SO's closest friends started seriously hitting on you?

12-19-2004, 04:33 AM
I would think it was one of the funniest things in the world.I know I'm hot,hehe!!!;)

WWYD if the world ran out of pepperoni???

12-19-2004, 04:41 AM
switch to salami

WWYD if the meek really do end up inhereting the earth

12-19-2004, 04:49 AM
Um....I think that maybe true already,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

WWYD if all the beaches in the world dissappeared???

12-19-2004, 05:38 AM
take up sking

WWYD if sex was outlawed

12-19-2004, 05:49 AM
I'd have to break the law.

WWYD if your country sank into the ocean???

12-19-2004, 06:23 AM
S W I M !!!!!

WWYD if you loved someone that didnt love you

12-19-2004, 06:28 AM
I would have to convince myself to stop loving them.You can't make someone love you.

WWYD if water became $10 a bottle???

12-19-2004, 06:41 AM
Pee in the empty water bottles and sell em for $5.00 (there is a reason you shouldnt drink water.... fish fuck in it)

WWYD if you were only allowed 1 hour of internet access a day

12-19-2004, 06:44 AM
I would have to masturbate A LOT more often,LOL!!!

WWYD if coffee became illegal???

12-19-2004, 06:51 AM
i grow and roast my own beans.... so i suppost that would make me a grower of illegal substances

WWYD if 2 people were drowning.... but it was only possible for you to rescue 1?

12-19-2004, 06:57 AM
That's not an option.I would try to save both.

WWYD if you became allergic to sunlight???

12-19-2004, 07:02 AM
that would give me a ligitamate(sp) reason to be a night creature... nite time good..... sunlight evil

WWYD if i said you have a beautiful body...... would you hold it against me ??

12-19-2004, 07:05 AM
Why yes,I would,hehe!!!

WWYD if all your teeth fell out???

12-19-2004, 07:08 AM
Get really cool false ones with a set of vampyre fangs

WWYD if you realised that your life is being replayed over and over again