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Sirona
12-31-2004, 07:46 PM
Then there was, Miss Demeanor, Smiley, Strawberry, Sunshine, Delinquent, Onya, Ocean, and Nature, I'm sure more will come to me.
My real middle name is Sunshine. :)

Jupiter
01-07-2005, 02:32 PM
I worked with a girl that used "Solo" for her stage name. I thought it was cute.

Dumbest names were Viagra (on a 40+ haggard women) and Rachel Rockets

Concubine
01-07-2005, 02:47 PM
My boyfriend wanted my stage name to be either Mustang because of his pride and joy...... car. LOL. Ugh. Or Moonshine, because that's his name for me. Can you imagine? Moonshine. I'd be original anyway.

As far as the pet's name, street thing I would be Dandy Birdie. hehe

julzgulz
01-08-2005, 12:19 AM
I have a Bubble's at my club, but everyone loves it!

Meea
01-08-2005, 01:47 AM
how about these:
Precious, Alizae, Hennesey, Cock Candies (a feature duo), Bobo (really), Pussy Kat (met two of those), Fairchild, Gentille, Tiandra, Betswah..

I think that's the worst of the worst (In My Opinion) of the ones I've met

Fuschia
01-08-2005, 02:34 AM
i actually knew a girl way back in highschool, really named tequila. My all time favorite has to be Candy or any name with candy in it. Its just so late 80's to me. I just think of a girl wearing pumps a slingshot and huge teased hair.

LOL YES! It still makes me happy when I see a girl that looks all old school. Oh, and to keep this on topic, I danced with a girl named Arson. She was definitly a bit creepy.

Fuschia

Karman
01-08-2005, 10:14 AM
We had a girl go by the name Contagious(take it how you want) Another odd one was "Dream". In reality, she was a Nightmare(hygiene- and looks-wise)! ewwwwwww....

Karman
01-08-2005, 10:15 AM
My real middle name is Sunshine. :)

P.S. My real middle name is Wine(like the drink).

ItchyBallSack
01-08-2005, 10:18 AM
I think Itchy is a funny stripper name....But my mom and dad were strange

Izzy
01-08-2005, 12:56 PM
There are girls at my club with some interesting names:
Precious, Cinnamon, Sparkles, Lexus...we had a Dakota for a while...

However, stripper names just pale in comparison to burlesque dancer names, seriously...these are just the stage names of some of the ladies I've met:

Cocoa LaCreme
Chesty LaRue
Sascha Von Bon Bon
The Lady Ace
Tanya Cheex
Scarlet Sylphide
Sauci Colla Horra
Ms. Tickle
Cecilia Bravo
Mitzy Cream
Tallulah Freeway
Darla Devine


My stage name is Echo, and some say it's weird...but I chose it from one of my favourite books ('Echo' by Francesca Lia Block), plus it's origin is greek, like my real name...

mermaidnz
01-09-2005, 03:01 PM
sylvia. YUCK old ladies name! lol she banks too!
oceania
maralyn yuck another old ladies name

im sure theres planty more, but after awhile the names seem so normal, you forget they were ever strange!

btw, my bf real middle name is moon, and mine is maori for love. cute

Molly Morroe
01-09-2005, 04:03 PM
Under the formula I'd be "Gumball Lexington". Wow...

Maybe I should reconsider! lol ::)

layla_x
01-09-2005, 11:03 PM
I heard that a local club once had a one-legged dancer named Eileen...talk about funny.

layla_x
01-09-2005, 11:04 PM
And under teh formula first pet, first street name, I would be Abby Hudson. Not too bad...

gypsy_girlchild
01-09-2005, 11:13 PM
Mine would be Lucy Haycock.... I almost like it ...

Izzy
01-10-2005, 05:08 PM
Mine would be Emmy Davenport....not terrible...

Karman
01-10-2005, 06:17 PM
With that combination, I would be Kitty Woodlawn....Better than some others I heard at work:-\ ...

Jillian
01-10-2005, 08:43 PM
i would be Marshmallow Fenton......holy moly that would be hilarious...

pimpy718
01-11-2005, 12:11 AM
Most annoying names...........what's up with naming yourself after a country? This one made me mad "Italy" and the b**** wasn't even ITALIAN!! She was from the Philipines. WTF?! Or another girl.........Ireland? WHY?!

I just wonder........
..........Why not call yourself Czechslovakia or something? How about Germany? Moscow? or maybe Amsterdam?:O

Fuschia
01-11-2005, 12:58 AM
We have Bombay and Milan! I'm so changing my name to Czechoslovakia...

Fuschia

blondhottie
01-11-2005, 06:08 AM
Weird dancer names that I've seen:

Felony
Brown Sugar
Snoopy (why would you want to name yourself after a dog?)
Purity
Precious
Sparkle
Cinnamon
Veruca
Hennessey
Shadow
Tequila
Serenity (reminds me of the adult diapers)
Princess
Trouble
Nonchalant
Extasy
Yummy

slutty
01-11-2005, 08:32 AM
chocolate, coco, vanilla, i hate those stupid names!

DSUsb19
01-11-2005, 09:03 AM
At my fave club, we have an Imani and a Logan. My fave's name is Trinity (:drool: ).

Using the formula, I'd be either Sleepy Monroe, or Bianca D'Evereaux. Those aren't bad. If I ever got into the porn bizz, I'd be set.

nikita
01-11-2005, 09:12 AM
Withe the formula, I would be Rags Whitacre, that sounds more like a Blues singer than a dancer! :)

CrescentLuna
01-11-2005, 09:49 AM
Mine would be Sunshine Lee, not really that bad. If you count first puppy, it would be Kali Lee [haha], or first family pet Goose Lee. First non-dog/cat Lizzie Lee.

Some good ones:
Cinnamon
Kit-Kat
Strawberry
Tasti

I've been threatening that if I dance near a big roleplaying convention of sorts to call myself Titanya.
Reminds me, I'm gonna stop saying "My name is --" when introducing myself, instead saying "Call me --" which sounds better with the name of Luna.
There was a girl at Gold Club who used a normal name, and then people picked on her for 'not having a stripper name" so she changed it to Idalys. I thought was pretty.

DesireTime
01-11-2005, 09:57 AM
The pet/street name formula would make me C.C. Indianapolis :D

Kinda sounds like a burlesque stripper name.

mermaidnz
01-11-2005, 01:35 PM
hmm id be either diva great south ( maybe omit the south bit) garfield cross, or buffy cross. meh.

i remember when i first started dancing, to take the piss, i was gonna name myself a number ( like on sienfield lol seven) or a day of the week. heh my boss just sat there laughing, till i finally came up with lovena. MUHAHAHA

pimpy718
01-11-2005, 10:49 PM
We have Bombay and Milan! I'm so changing my name to Czechoslovakia...

Fuschia

LMFAO!:rotfl:

DSUsb19
01-15-2005, 04:34 PM
After reading this post, and going to the club, I listened a little more intently to the names last night. Come to find out, at my club, we have a "Desire", "Obsession", and an "Alize". :D Very beautiful girls with silly names.

tinkerbelle
01-15-2005, 04:41 PM
Tinkerbelle:P Jailbait is pretty funny

gypsy_girlchild
01-15-2005, 05:01 PM
hmm id be either diva great south ( maybe omit the south bit) garfield cross, or buffy cross. meh.

i remember when i first started dancing, to take the piss, i was gonna name myself a number ( like on sienfield lol seven) or a day of the week. heh my boss just sat there laughing, till i finally came up with lovena. MUHAHAHA


I know a dancer named Seven, I guessed she got it form Seinfeld too, management must have thought it was fine, she's been using it for months.

verona
01-15-2005, 05:32 PM
I've worked with a Dandelion and a Vienna.

DSUsb19
01-15-2005, 07:49 PM
Tinkerbelle:P Jailbait is pretty funny

LOL! You really knew a girl named Jailbait? :D

Sweet Melissa
01-15-2005, 08:43 PM
Poison Ivy

DSUsb19
01-15-2005, 10:54 PM
Poison Ivy

I guess I'm really weird, but that's kinda really hot. :hot: :drool:

tinkerbelle
01-15-2005, 11:16 PM
I guess I'm really weird, but that's kinda really hot. :hot: :drool:

LOL,Enjoy:P

showgirlschloe
01-16-2005, 03:45 PM
We have an Electra, Trinity, Desire, Destiny, Serenity, Xiodad, Xiomara, Kit......I think that's it, most the other girls just use more real like names. With the combination, I would be Peanut Mayfield. Kind of funny since I am short.

DSUsb19
01-16-2005, 06:38 PM
[QUOTE=showgirlschloe]We have an Electra, Trinity, Desire. QUOTE]

My ATF's stage name is Trinity. Lol, I didn't know that was her SN the first time I got a dance from her and the Bouncer did the stage call and called "Trinity" and I almost said "did she really pick that as a stage name", and right before I said it, she looked at me and goes "he can just wait cause I'm busy." Came really close to putting my foot in my mouth big time, which would've sucked. :relieved: The name has def. grown on me though. I remembered, we have a Desire, and a "Brown Sugar" too.

P.S: Electra is another :drool:

raighla
01-17-2005, 05:03 AM
We have a Miss America...

Starfire
01-17-2005, 08:48 PM
Maybe the girl chose Seven as in the female borg seven on star trek voyager played by jeri ryan. A lot of people think she's really hot.

showgirlschloe
01-24-2005, 09:59 AM
This week we had a licorice and a clarity start. I'll give you one guess what color licorice is.

lestat1
01-24-2005, 05:43 PM
This week we had a licorice and a clarity start. I'll give you one guess what color licorice is.

I love Twizzlers! You have a red dancer at your club!? }:D

showgirlschloe
01-24-2005, 05:50 PM
cute

JasmineSkye
08-11-2012, 11:43 PM
My girlfriend`s name was Ivanna Klymaxx - I thought that was hilarious!

Halliwell
08-13-2012, 01:16 AM
I danced with a girl once who for 1 night changed her name to "free beer" so when they called her to stage it was "free beer next on the main stage!!!!!" needless to say she is brilliant and had ALL the guys at her stage!

Kurai
08-14-2012, 10:20 PM
I used to work with a girl named FELONY..... yeah... (¬﹏¬)
A girl I knew named Noxy had to change her name because customers always heard her name as "Nazi".

domino.damoiselle
08-15-2012, 01:42 PM
Shasta. Like the generic K-mart soda.

Allice
08-20-2012, 10:38 PM
We had an Overtime once.

Over. Time.

BarbieBite
10-15-2013, 07:08 AM
My cats name is licorice.
I hate at my old club they used our REAL names. I wanted Morgan or something :/

Aniela
10-16-2013, 01:28 PM
I always thought Alizee was a pretty name, it's the name of a French pop star. I've worked w/ a few girls that used that name & couldn't ever decide if they were naming themselves after the singer, or the vodka.

Using the old formula, I would be Maxwell Karen. Eeeeww.

Two of the worst names I've encountered, two girls came in together, nvr danced before, & called themselves Snooki & JWoww. Not the brightest candles in the chandelier, apart from the name choices. They were fired w/in a few hrs for drug possession.