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SkyeSabrina
10-24-2013, 12:33 PM
Ambrosia. Always reminds me of salad....

Zadi
10-25-2013, 04:38 AM
I'd be Nutmeg Charlotte lol

PinkiePie
10-25-2013, 06:06 AM
I'd be Warrior Monk. Which is quite awesome actually!
In the clubs I've worked in over the years we've had a Sindy Doll, a Lollipop, a Nirvana and a Holy Spirit.

SkyeSabrina
10-25-2013, 10:45 AM
I would love to pull the name Holy Spirit. :)
When people ask why, I'll just tell them I'm the second coming of the Christ. XD

Dorian
10-28-2013, 04:41 PM
There is a new dancer at my club called Opium. I don't know why anyone would name themselves after a class A drug. 'Hi, my name is Crystal meth!' She's also new to dancing and quite timid so the name does not suit her at all.

tempest666
10-28-2013, 06:30 PM
Ambrosia. Always reminds me of salad....

Is she Asian looking with HUGE knockers? Because I knew an Ambrosia at my old club in Albuquerque years ago.

dirtydiamond
10-29-2013, 08:58 PM
We have a Dolores in our club. & a "mittens".

Sinn
11-01-2013, 01:50 AM
double post

Sinn
11-01-2013, 01:51 AM
worst dancer names, and these are dancer that ive known and worked with:
Roxy (after the drug, of course, and she had her name tattooed on her back)
Precious (something you'd name your dog, lol)
Promise (cute but - dang, why??)
Juicy (yea, juicy fruit)

whenever these girls give a fake sounding name they always ask ''hey is that your real name" heh then they proceed to tell them their real name. whats the point of having a stage name if they are just going to say their real name

ive used the name ''morgan'' and 'michelle' - they never ask me my real name

tuesdaymarie
11-01-2013, 07:58 AM
Pebbles. Just... why? She didn't even have any good lines, like, "Because I give the most Bamm-Bamm for your buck!" Though that does sound like solicitation...

SkyeSabrina
11-01-2013, 09:50 AM
Is she Asian looking with HUGE knockers? Because I knew an Ambrosia at my old club in Albuquerque years ago.
I wish. No, sadly she's a dancer that used to work at my club a while back who was addicted to ice. She had short blond hair, bad meth mouth, around 45 or so.
I have no earthly idea how she came up with her name.

What I'm on the lookout for is a stripper named Bogati. I've already met Mercedes, Porche, Cadillac, etc. Lots of car names.

DonaDiabla
11-09-2013, 05:54 AM
I had a Asian roommate once who named herself Chocolate Forest Cake and she did not last but two months as a stripper :)

SweetJulia
11-16-2013, 09:39 PM
Pebbles. Just... why? She didn't even have any good lines, like, "Because I give the most Bamm-Bamm for your buck!" Though that does sound like solicitation...

I worked with one of those and she sure did. I mean, *I* felt embarrassed telling people her name, I grew to just say I wasn't sure and I didn't work with her much.

MissIesha
12-09-2013, 12:29 AM
Poison
Butter
Lightning
Climaxx
Persuasion
Obsession
Thunder
Remy

LostGirlFeral
01-29-2014, 01:45 AM
"Onya" didn't sound so bad to me until I said it out loud.

summer2011
01-29-2014, 02:09 AM
oldie came in to audition and we laughed her out of the club..her name? delta.... now boarding all DELTA flights.....lol
ive heard of bedroom eyes..lollipop..mizhani all famous black feature girls....my friend named hersekf colette...then ivy... i swear to god she cldnt have jsut picked someting easy.....

summer2011
01-29-2014, 02:11 AM
delta colette ivy juicy vea(veeea) trixxx

hollywood6
01-30-2014, 05:05 PM
A bigger girl wearing a bunch of bright rainbow colors named Skittles.

simone87
01-30-2014, 05:40 PM
we had a new girl come in and audition last week with the name "Hurricane Katrina". not sure why you'd want to be named after a tragic disaster that left many dead and homeless 0.o