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sadbuttrue
01-29-2005, 05:51 AM
Pink Site............................Blue Site

My boyfriend.......................Narcissistic people user

You like my dress.................Even better when it comes off

Pathetic Loser.....................Relationships always break

>>>Sad<<<

sadbuttrue
01-29-2005, 06:50 AM
Pink Site...........................................Blu e Site

My boyfriend is exciting.......................Been to jail a lot?

My boyfriend provides for my needs.......Yep, the biggest drug-.................................................. ....pusher in the state

Boring............................................ ...Normal

Do as little as possible for the money......As much as I can get

I have little boobs...............................You're perfect

I need my face changed.......................Don't change a thing

I need more money..............................For a face lift and a B.A.?

>>>Sad<<<

sadbuttrue
01-29-2005, 07:23 AM
Pink Site...........................................Blu e Site

Your wallet is my wallet.......................My wallet is my wallet

grind, grind, grind, nibble, bite

Your wallet is my wallet.......................My wallet is your wallet

>>>Sad<<<

SportsWriter2
01-29-2005, 04:12 PM
PINK.............................................. ....BLUE

My ass is too big.................................It's perfect

My boobs are too small.........................They're perfect

My areolas are too big......................... They're perfect

My clit is too small.............................. I have a suction cup :O

Moneywise
01-29-2005, 07:00 PM
hahah! I love it. Keep em coming fellas. btw.. I'm glad we're back on track. ::)

Moneywise
01-29-2005, 07:03 PM
Pink ------------------------- Blue
I'm going to J'ville. -------- Need some directions?

mr_punk
01-30-2005, 10:26 AM
But in THIS case I think I was talking about the guys on both of these boards, not my customers.oh, i see. you get all the special non-misogynistic, respectful, valiant supporters of womanhood type customers. you think the difference between your customers in a sc & the guys the boards is really that significant? now, that's fascinating. although, this isn't the first time i've heard such a remark along those lines on this board.


NO! We want them to love us, to look into our eyes and talk about art and poetry and respect us, and think that our minds are the sexiest things about us, even while dying of lust for our perfect bodies, then marry us, rescue us and take us away from the demeaning gazes of other men.well, don't look at me. it sounds much too complicated for my taste. however, putting your sarcasm aside for the moment. you've never met any white knights at work because i'm sure you've noticed that we have our fair share around here.

Jenny
01-30-2005, 03:00 PM
oh, i see. you get all the special non-misogynistic, respectful, valiant supporters of womanhood type customers. you think the difference between your customers in a sc & the guys the boards is really that significant? now, that's fascinating. although, this isn't the first time i've heard such a remark along those lines on this board.

Yes. I get the ones who love me for my mind and always look into my eyes and NEVER, EVER want me to bend over and show them my ass.


well, don't look at me. it sounds much too complicated for my taste. however, putting your sarcasm aside for the moment. you've never met any white knights at work because i'm sure you've noticed that we have our fair share around here.
Really, I'm too argumentative and sardonic to be much of a damsel in distress. "Yeah, I don't think I really want to marry you. But, I'll tell you what: just give me the cost of the dress and I'll use it to support my crack habit. You cool with that?"

and, don't think I'm criticizing here, but you really could have included something on the Pink.....Blue line - just to keep it on topic. I would, but, really, they seem pretty much the same to me.

SportsWriter2
01-30-2005, 03:24 PM
JENNY............................................. .....MR PUNK

Love my mind.........................................Bend over

sardonic.......................................... .....sarcastic

less for more.........................................more for less

kissed a customer once...........................doesn't understand GFE

2.7 quotes per post lifetime......................3.6 quotes per post

mr_punk
01-30-2005, 05:13 PM
Yes. I get the ones who love me for my mind and always look into my eyes and NEVER, EVER want me to bend over and show them my ass.i believe you. i read this article about this stripper who was relating her experiences in a sc. anyway, she said that there are basically two types of sc customers. lechers and suaves. i'll quote her remarks (slightly edited) below:


two main categories are the lechers - real f_cking creeps they are and then there are the suaves. The lecher is the hardest customer to play to. His eyes. His body language - lots of shifting, sometimes posturing - looks starved for sex, almost maniacal. He's the guy who sticks a fifty in your string though so we know we better give him what he wants. But it's disgusting.boy, she sure has me pegged. }:D


then there's mr. suave who's kind of the laid-back guy who mostly comes in alone. And these are the ones who want to get their card into your hand when you're doing a private with them. I mean they are lonely and somehow they want to make friends with the dancer. In one way or another he will try to connect you to his outside life. The seasoned ones are very relaxed, almost acting like your sex isn't affecting them at all. They're trying to say "Look, I relate to you as a person, not a sex object." My answer if I could blurt it out would be "then what the hell am I doing all over you?" Or what are you doing under me? Oh ya, you paid me to do this. ha hashe does have a point. i usually don't go around sporting lumber with women whom i just want to be friends. anyway, if you want. you can read the whole article here (http://www.art-is-life.com/pissed3.htm).


Really, I'm too argumentative and sardonic to be much of a damsel in distress.you being argumentative and sardonic? oh no, the thought would have never crossed my mind in a million years. seriously, i'm guessing you're also too argumentative and sardonic to respond to a customer's compliment about your intelligence. which is unusual because many of the strippers upstairs pride themselves on their conversational skills (which has nothing to do with intelligence) even to the point of where they think the act of talking to them is worth hundreds of dollars. don't get me wrong. that's fine, if you're Margaret Thatcher or Condoleezza Rice. then again, who wants a LD from those two. ok, i probably, would get a LD from condi. she's a little long in the tooth for my taste, but she has a nice ass. however, it makes me wonder if this whole "it's important that a dancer be intelligent" issue isn't in part generated by the dancers themselves.



and, don't think I'm criticizing here, but you really could have included something on the Pink.....Blue line - just to keep it on topic. I would, but, really, they seem pretty much the same to me.oh gee. do you mean i might get in trouble with the comedy patrol and the formatting police? what makes you think i'm not on topic? one of the differences between the pink and blue sites is that you have guys down here more willing to admit to being lechers as opposed to more guys upstairs being suaves or pretending to be suaves.

Katrine
01-30-2005, 06:25 PM
Jerry Orbach, rest in peace. He was one of my favorite characters ever!

merely_lurking
01-30-2005, 08:07 PM
Yes. I get the ones who love me for my mind and always look into my eyes and NEVER, EVER want me to bend over and show them my ass.
Really, I wonder what's wrong with your ass? /:O

SportsWriter2
01-30-2005, 08:43 PM
Come on, ML, not everyone can be completely pink. :-\

Moneywise
01-30-2005, 08:50 PM
Come on, ML, not everyone can be completely pink. :-\

or smoothe. :-\

SportsWriter2
01-30-2005, 09:00 PM
SMOOTHE is smooth both ways, with and against the grain. MW sometimes forgets that he knows dancers deeper than some of his blue brothers. ;)

Moneywise
01-30-2005, 09:08 PM
Yes. I get the ones who love me for my mind and always look into my eyes and NEVER, EVER want me to bend over and show them my ass.

Suckers...



Really, I'm too argumentative and sardonic to be much of a damsel in distress.

Argumentative and sardonic? You??? No way! I would have never guessed it. ::)



and, don't think I'm criticizing here, but you really could have included something on the Pink.....Blue line - just to keep it on topic.

Actually mr_p has been on topic since the both of you began your quest for who possesses the largest vagicock. I think your back and forth is the epitome of pink/blue in motion. btw.. mr_p is light years ahead of you in the quote department. You have lots of catching up to do.


I would, but, really, they seem pretty much the same to me.

Oh c'mon now... How could you fix your mind to criticize the wealth of creative expression that has enveloped this thread? My jimmy hat's off to the pinkies and bluers that have contributed to this entertaining thread. (mr_p and Jenny included)

Now... Jenny pls turn around and bend over so I can slide a 50 right between your thong and that lovely perineum. http://www.adultnetsurprise.com/forums/images/smilies/new/money.gif http://www.adultnetsurprise.com/forums/images/smilies/new/buttshake.gif

Jenny
01-30-2005, 11:01 PM
Okay. Now. You guys might think I'm being over sensitive here, but I think you're just making fun of me. I do. I am very sorry to have to say right now that I can't really take you seriously.

Okay. Now where to start? Oh, I know. With what is wrong with my ass. I've actually posted quite a lot about my appearance on these boards, but I can't expect you guys to read "Body Business" so I'll just quote myself. Ahem:



Yeah, I'm definitely not REALLY fat (Except for in one thigh. But the other thigh is really disgustingly skinny, so I figure it averages out. And really, the fat is a good thing because it distracts other people's notice from suparating sores that are covering my thighs)

that would be precious, wouldn't it? Like, "Hi. Can I sit on your lap? Just let me lay down this towel so that my running, puss-y leg sores won't stain your pants. Wait a minute, what's wrong?" That would be SO sexy.

So, there you go.



seriously, i'm guessing you're also too argumentative and sardonic to respond to a customer's compliment about your intelligence. which is unusual because many of the strippers upstairs pride themselves on their conversational skills (which has nothing to do with intelligence) even to the point of where they think the act of talking to them is worth hundreds of dollars.

Yes. I've said before that I really don't think that guys I meet in clubs are in any position to tell how smart I am - unless I tell them and they're just taking my word for it. I do look very trustworthy. What I am is AMUSING to them. I am obviously in no position to judge the empircal "worth" of that amusement, but guys have paid for it. Yeah, I know. Search me - like I amuse the hell out of myself, but I wouldn't pay for it.


Love my mind
Hey - my mind just happens to be more lovable than my ass. I should probably work out or something.


kissed a customer once
Technically - I have kissed DIFFERENT customers, in the club, more than once. I don't have the exact number because I'm stripper and I drink a lot. I'm sure it's more than 3 and less than 7. Like in my dancing career. Not, like, one night. Although, over the weekend I was in a club with my sister - as a customer, not in an incestuous way, and the girl I tipped on stage did put her tongue in mouth, and I didn't object, despite the fact that I don't even want to think about what else she might have been doing with her tongue that night. Does that make me a hypocrite? Or does it just make her a tongue-slut?


oh gee. do you mean i might get in trouble with the comedy patrol and the formatting police?
Geez man. I'm just trying to look out for you here. The formatting police can be brutal.


Really, I wonder what's wrong with your ass?
Come on, ML, not everyone can be completely pink. :-\
or smoothe. :-\
SMOOTHE is smooth both ways, with and against the grain. MW sometimes forgets that he knows dancers deeper than some of his blue brothers. ;)
OKAY! We have established that my ass is not that cute. (And that i'm sardonic and argumentative - are we ever focusing on my flaws today). And really - never shave against the grain. I'm a redhead. We are very sensitive and that is how we get ingrown hairs. And as I've mentioned, I really can't afford to have any more imperfections on or around my ass.



Oh c'mon now... How could you fix your mind to criticize the wealth of creative expression that has enveloped this thread?

Me? Criticize? You guys? Never! I shall print up these "Pink...Blue" contrasts, frame them and place them on my fridge. I think they've all been very funny, I just find the main difference between the pink and the blue site is that this one is characterized a lot more by humour.


mr_p is light years ahead of you in the quote department. You have lots of catching up to do.
You mean more people quote him, or more people are quoted by him? Because I've quoted the hell out of you guys in this post.



Now... Jenny pls turn around and bend over so I can slide a 50 right between your thong and that lovely perineum. http://www.adultnetsurprise.com/forums/images/smilies/new/money.gif http://www.adultnetsurprise.com/forums/images/smilies/new/buttshake.gif

Alright, I don't want to be a bitch about this... but that looks like a $1 to me.

I'm kidding - kidding! The little emoticonny ass waggle definitely made me laugh.

Jenny
01-30-2005, 11:07 PM
Actually mr_p has been on topic since the both of you began your quest for who possesses the largest vagicock. I think your back and forth is the epitome of pink/blue in motion.

Just, by the way, since you brought it up - I bet he is so fucking soft in real life. I bet he's the sweet, geeky guy who wants to sit in the back and just hold hands and massage your feet and smell your hair. Well, not yours. You know what I mean.

merely_lurking
01-30-2005, 11:13 PM
OKAY! We have established that my ass is not that cute. (And that i'm sardonic and argumentative - are we ever focusing on my flaws today). And really - never shave against the grain. I'm a redhead. We are very sensitive and that is how we get ingrown hairs. And as I've mentioned, I really can't afford to have any more imperfections on or around my ass.
I actually hadn't heard anything about your ass. I just read one of your posts and decided to rag on you. My bad, I should've done more research. :P

Jenny
01-30-2005, 11:16 PM
I actually hadn't heard anything about your ass. I just read one of your posts and decided to rag on you. My bad, I should've done more research. :P

Well, good. Next time I hope you check your facts first. ;D

Moneywise
01-31-2005, 05:23 AM
I actually hadn't heard anything about your ass. I just read one of your posts and decided to rag on you. My bad, I should've done more research. :P

Jenny,

I actually didn't know anything about your ass when I made my smoothe comment. How rather insensitive of me. /:O Had I read more of the pink site I would have known better. I'm only really into the hip hop/ RnB thread, the hustle hut, and posting my dog in the picture post. There's just too much drama abound over there for me to spend much more time on anything else although I hear the environment is one of mutual custy dancer love. ::) I prefer the straight forward sanctity of the blue site and the great posters of both sexes that contribute here.

NinaDaisy
02-05-2005, 06:19 AM
Pink Site...Blue Site

Posts that belong in the realm of stripping...posts better suited to ASPD

mr_punk
02-05-2005, 12:02 PM
I bet he is so fucking soft in real life. I bet he's the sweet, geeky guy who wants to sit in the back and just hold hands and massage your feet and smell your hair.you're quite perceptive,jenny. i'm really in touch with my feminine side. i don't like nude women to sit on my lap. i prefer a clothed sensual dance performed three feet away. i think it's dehumanizing that strippers have to remove their clothing. i think it's far more interesting to talk to strippers than to see them take off their clothes and humilate themselves for those evil, misogynist men. i'm a good listener and i try to be a good nurturer. in fact, last week i met a stripper at the county lock-up. it seems she needed my help to bail her boyfriend out of jail. after bailing him out. he told her,"hey, biatch. gimmie the keys to your car". he also took $100 from me and drove off. my friend was feeling very depressed. so, i let her go shopping with my credit card in order to boost her self-esteem and confidence.

NinaDaisy
02-05-2005, 05:35 PM
i think it's dehumanizing that strippers have to remove their clothing.

Really? And I always thought it was part of my job! :P

I learn something new every day.

LilSweetVixen
02-10-2005, 01:16 PM
he was being sarcastic.

NinaDaisy
02-10-2005, 05:42 PM
he was being sarcastic.

So was I, my dear. Hence the emoticon with the tongue sticking out.

LilSweetVixen
02-10-2005, 08:34 PM
oh true ::)


PINK...............BLUE

Racks..................Stacks

Breast Augmentation (cc's) :boobies: ...............Boob Job (see? see?):3dglasses

Pole Dancing Contest................Superbowl Contest

Work the pole.........Jerk the pole

These nuts>:( .................deez nuts}:D

Tip-out......................Tip out

In a jam........................In a pickle

Guy on guy action.............. :O

Confidence.................Attitude

:cheers: ...........................:beer2:

Advice on maximizing your..........................:sleep:

SportsWriter2
02-10-2005, 09:27 PM
Good stuff, LilSweetVixen. I'm a cc guesser. I'll say, "250 overfilled" and the dancer will say, "Wow, you're good. Are you a doctor?"

I've sucked in a 180 saline solution bag completely. Twice on impulse (never even on my "been there, done that" list). Strange sensation; you can feel the sloshing.

PINK.............................................. .......BLUE

Mr P kills himself.....................................Mr P stays alive

Rants............................................. ......Delusions

VIP/champagne......................................7-11 parking lot

Limo.............................................. ...... Dodge RAM truck

cats.............................................. ...... dawgs

Jenny
02-10-2005, 09:37 PM
Flattery will get you nowhere. As the newly promoted chief of the formatting police (I can't wait to debut the costume at the club!), I only accept bribes. Monetary or sexual. Unless you weren't kidding about that thigh sore thing. Then just monetary.


No! I was kidding! I'll do the... you know... sexual one.

evan_essence
02-11-2005, 06:07 AM
No! I was kidding! I'll do the... you know... sexual one.OK, but it has to be FS OTC so I won't be a PL in the eyes of SCJ when I file a TR that brags about obtaining HG on the QT with you as my new ATF. Feel free to disguise the interlude as an uneventful NATO, of course.

Pink ..... Blue
Acrimony about the experience ..... Acronyms about the experience

-Ev

SportsWriter2
02-11-2005, 07:51 AM
Ev, you are such a trusting RIL to want FS with no C. :-\

LilSweetVixen
02-11-2005, 09:22 AM
Thanks JZ and right back at you Sports :)

IACali
02-11-2005, 01:54 PM
OK, but it has to be FS OTC so I won't be a PL in the eyes of SCJ when I file a TR that brags about obtaining HG on the QT with you as my new ATF. Feel free to disguise the interlude as an uneventful NATO, of course.

Pink ..... Blue
Acrimony about the experience ..... Acronyms about the experience

-Ev

bwa ha ha ha ha

that was brilliant, Ev.

love
cali

Moneywise
02-11-2005, 06:18 PM
OK, but it has to be FS OTC so I won't be a PL in the eyes of SCJ when I file a TR that brags about obtaining HG on the QT with you as my new ATF. Feel free to disguise the interlude as an uneventful NATO, of course.

-Ev

By achieving FS OTC you could never be viewed as a PL in the eyes of the BBs. Rather, the BBs would be most interested in your ROI and whether or not you adhered to the POP index. The accompanying NATO would surely bring the raincoaters running if it were anything close to those lovely words occasionally shjared by IACali. So feel free to DILIH and remember a NSNQ companion deserves a nice tip.

sadbuttrue
02-11-2005, 08:44 PM
I think I'm getting behind on my acronyms.

>>>Sad<<<
/:O

Jenny
02-13-2005, 01:17 PM
you're quite perceptive,jenny. i'm really in touch with my feminine side. i don't like nude women to sit on my lap. i prefer a clothed sensual dance performed three feet away. i think it's dehumanizing that strippers have to remove their clothing. i think it's far more interesting to talk to strippers than to see them take off their clothes and humilate themselves for those evil, misogynist men.
Babe;
you are so compensating. I bet you also remember their kid's birthdays and buy them little presents.

SportsWriter2
02-13-2005, 01:48 PM
I bet you also remember their kid's birthdays and buy them little presents.
I do. It's a minor investment with very high leverage. :)

Jenny
02-13-2005, 03:56 PM
See, now I'm giving you all ideas. I'm such a guy.

mr_punk
02-13-2005, 07:41 PM
Babe,you are so compensating. I bet you also remember their kid's birthdays and buy them little presents.yes i do, but i'm offended by your sarcasm and hardened attitude. i suppose it's unavoidable. i think it's terrible what the business and it's evil customers has done to so many of you ladies. sure, i bring them flowers and stuffed teddy bears with the phrase, "i wuv u" on it's chest on valentine day. yes, i also remember their birthdays and other special occasions.

you see, i'm different than most customer because i treat them better. i go out of my way to get to know them as real people. so, i try to do things like try to talk them into moving into my place. so, they can get out of this dirty business, but i'm not interested in sex. i just want to help out my friends who are less privileged than myself.

SportsWriter2
02-13-2005, 08:34 PM
PINK.............................................. ............ BLUE

Jenny............................................. ............mr_punk

sarcasm........................................... ...........sensitivity

Jenny............................................. ............mr_punk

irony............................................. ..............empathy

Jenny............................................. ............mr_punk

multiple quotes............................................ .multiple quotes

Jenny............................................. ............mr_punk

endless loop.............................................. ...endless loop

Jenny............................................. ............mr_punk

must drive an Infiniti......................................him 2

:O................................................ ..............:O

doc-catfish
02-14-2005, 09:19 AM
Pink :flirt: :dopey: BLUE

More like lavender ......................Kind of a baby blue

Too Much Male Input ....................... Not enough Female Input

Enjoy it while it lasts ....................... Prepare for Impact

Expensive Tastes ........................ Tastes Great

Miss Piggy ......................... Fozzie Bear

Hand Sanitizer and Baby Wipes ............... KY Jelly and a box of Trojans

Jello Shots ....................... Jello Wrestling

Luxury Liner ..................... Pirate Ship

:drink:


:writing:I think I'm running dry here...