View Full Version : Best One-Liners ever!
aussiepunkshocker
09-22-2005, 03:48 AM
I found a good one for if they ask for a freebie or a sample.....
"I'm not a Chinese takeaway, I don't do free samples...."
Usually gets a laugh if you say it with a smile and alows you to be a bit bitchy at them too.
My come back for freebie requests is "Hey, I'm not a f*#king charity!" smile sweetly and hold out my garter. Works for me anyway (-:
That's about the only line I have - I love some of the others here and will be using some in future!
threlayer
10-01-2005, 06:37 PM
Saw a tee-shirt once with pretty cute text...
The first one was for Love
The next one is for Fifty Dollars.
Angel1112
10-02-2005, 01:01 PM
not a pick up line or anything ,just something cute i say while talking with a customer...i say it like the guy in the movie Scareface..."say hello to my little friends"(boobs) ;D hee hee.......they usually like that.
another thing i say when a customer and i are in the vip or couch room before we sit on the couch i say....."step into my office" LOL they like that too
Brandi004
10-04-2005, 04:08 AM
A guy that brags about his money but cant back it up.....
Are you living a Trump lifestyle on a McDonalds income?
millionsof_peaches
10-20-2005, 07:37 PM
I've been asking them if they "want me to get naked and rub myself all over them"; adapted from these posts. Even if they say no, they are quite flustered about how to go about it and it generally sparks enough conversation/ admiration for my "creativity" (lol) that even if I get a negative then, *they* often will come ask *me* for a dance later or bring me over for one of their friends. The nicest thing about this line is it generally cuts down on guys being rude to me and gets laughs often, cutting down on me getting crabby from turn-downs and killing my own money.
One liners as opposed to "Wanna dance?" also helps custies remember me later.
Thanks to all of you for helping keep my nights positive even when slow $$. You've helped a lot!!!
madmaxine
10-21-2005, 12:49 AM
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can really see myself on your pants...."
Customer: "What do you do for a living?"
Me:" I dry-hump people."
"Oh, won't you PLEASE give me a dollar sir? I need food money! My ribs are sticking out, see?"(Suck in stomach to expose ribs.)
"Want another dance? I'll make it twice as nice....grrrrr...."
Kicks
10-21-2005, 05:38 AM
"This face is leaving in 5 minutes if you want to be on it."
DahliaD
06-29-2019, 03:24 PM
I just lold sooo hard! I love these, thank you for sharing
SubSpace666
07-03-2019, 07:26 AM
When I used the name tatiana guys always asked if I was Russian, and I'd respond my saying "Well I'm not in a hurry"
They liked that :P I find making guys laugh in general just loosens them up :)
Ginger-Wolf
09-05-2019, 12:10 AM
I like to be blunt.
"Want some titties on your face?"
This one has an 80% success rate.
trustfundkiller
03-04-2020, 01:59 PM
When I used the name tatiana guys always asked if I was Russian, and I'd respond my saying "Well I'm not in a hurry"
They liked that :P I find making guys laugh in general just loosens them up :)
Haha this one is good. I always get asked if I'm Russian so I'll have to try this one out sometime.
Adelina
03-04-2020, 04:57 PM
When guys ask: Why can't I touch your breasts? I answer: Because it's like in a museum.
indiegirl
03-07-2020, 01:41 PM
Used to use Anya as my name and make "so turned on being on ya?" Puns LOLL back when I cared.