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Malibu
05-10-2005, 11:49 AM
Kat, I would hate to believe that's true. You have an electric personality. If that's a tradeoff for anyone to be your friend that the world must be a very sorry place.

As for SW's earlier post, I did try the multiple O's thing. I think I wasted about half a day sleeping it off....

Chicagoeditor
05-10-2005, 12:02 PM
Ditto, ditto. I think you're a cool cat, Kat, and I wouldn't require anything "extra" to hang with you. (Okay, it'd be nice if you wore something tight 'n' slutty...) LOL

Katrine
05-10-2005, 03:27 PM
Ditto, ditto. I think you're a cool cat, Kat, and I wouldn't require anything "extra" to hang with you. (Okay, it'd be nice if you wore something tight 'n' slutty...) LOL

Oops, sorry about that, just having a bipolar day. Today the mania has kicked back in!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!

yoda57us
05-10-2005, 05:49 PM
Oops, sorry about that, just having a bipolar day. Today the mania has kicked back in!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!

A small conselation, but being bipolar will put you right near the top of Sporty's list of favs....;)

Jenny
05-10-2005, 06:18 PM
Oops, sorry about that, just having a bipolar day. Today the mania has kicked back in!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!

I'm glad you're on an upswing, because I really wanted to post that you would ABSOLUTELY have to put out if you were hanging out with me. Otherwise I wouuld wind up going home and weeping into my pillow: "Why doesn't she want me?"

SportsWriter2
05-10-2005, 09:11 PM
A small conselation, but being bipolar will put you right near the top of Sporty's list of favs....;)

Bipolar used to be enough, but not anymore. You have to have a nice ass, too. ;)

Nicolina
05-10-2005, 09:21 PM
How 'bout a little ADHD and a nice ass, Sporty? ;)

xdamage
05-10-2005, 09:40 PM
ADHD;)

I'm acronymically challenged atm (at the moment) - ?ADHD?

Nicolina
05-10-2005, 09:42 PM
xdamage, I'm shocked you'd know BPD but not ADHD. Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder.

SportsWriter2
05-10-2005, 09:54 PM
I'm acronymically challenged atm (at the moment) - ?ADHD?

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is not quite as much fun as BPD, but it's one of my top five favorites. :)

xdamage
05-10-2005, 10:09 PM
xdamage, I'm shocked you'd know BPD but not ADHD. Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder.

ADD I know, ADHD new to me, but on the plus side...

its 1:00am here. they say you learn something new everyday. so now that I've got that out of the way I can let my brain coast for the next 23hrs.

thx, ADHD - got it

Katrine
05-11-2005, 06:44 PM
Bipolar used to be enough, but not anymore. You have to have a nice ass, too. ;)

Check and check sir!!!

Nicolina
05-11-2005, 06:52 PM
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is not quite as much fun as BPD, but it's one of my top five favorites. :)

Thanks for not breaking my heart, Sporty. What are the other three?

suga daddy
05-13-2005, 05:00 PM
The best one I had felt like she sneezed but it lasted longer since the vagina squeezed me out the first time it happened I learned to push it deep and hold on until she stopped quivering. That was fantastic and quite a firm squeeze. Not at all painful but nice as long as I didn't pull out to far because re-entry wasn't going to happen. The other squirting O was actually pee although she denied it the puddle on the sheets was rather large. I've been told the O fluid is clear and nearly odorless That would be like an extra shot of KY jelly without grabbing any. Sign me up!

909
05-13-2005, 06:48 PM
I honestly can't feel anything when a woman orgasms. I always thought I would, but I don't. I've given orgasms to 6 of the 7 girls I've been with. One of them said I gave her 14... wtf? Is that even possible? We had sex for ~3 hours though and afterwards we were both sweating pretty bad. She couldn't even move from the bed. She said the next day her friend asked her if she went horseback riding.

Malibu
05-14-2005, 06:55 AM
I think you're confusing an orgasm with the contractions. You can have a varying amount of contractions within an orgasm. So 14 contractions, yes, I can believe. But 14 orgasms? Uh, well unless you're Superfuck (well, I'm sure you are in your lady's eyes anyway).

SportsWriter2
05-14-2005, 02:32 PM
Thanks for not breaking my heart, Sporty. What are the other three?

They're all in the same diagnostic cluster: true schizophrenia, erotomanic delusional disorder, and brief psychotic episodes. Like when when a dancer says that when she's with her BF, "you tell me not to cum." And you need to reassure her that your voice was somewhere else that night. ::)

Nicolina
05-14-2005, 11:04 PM
I like psychogenic fugues myself.

(Look that one up in the DSM!)

SportsWriter2
05-15-2005, 04:55 AM
I like psychogenic fugues myself.
The DSM term is "dissociative fugues." They're like spring breaks you can't remember. Brooks & Dunn had a song called "How Long Gone Are You Gonna Be?" that made me appreciate more dependable disorders. :-\

Nicolina
05-15-2005, 10:55 AM
I know, they changed the name in the latest DSM, which made me so sad because that was just the best disorder name ever.

My fave part of the DSM is the appendix that covers "culture-bound syndromes." The Eskimos have some good ones.

xdamage
05-15-2005, 05:43 PM
When the big O happens, I can't feel her contractions, but she suddenly feel warmer, and very creamy wet deep inside. Right after she cums she feels swollen, and I just fit inside of her perfectly making me want to cum. At the same time her whole body flushes with just a little persperation, her nipples become very hard, and she arches her back involuntarily. For just a moment, she utterly relaxes, and spreads her legs wider.

Another way I know when she cums is she is very languid afterwards, and sleeps. I am the opposite, I am energized after the big O from the stress relief. If she fakes it, I know because not only does she not flush, she will get up and do something or have trouble sleeping. OMG, faking it? LOL. Well it's no big deal. I've faked it a few times myself when she took forever to cum, by which time I was feeling numb. Combine that with way too much stress going on at work and I just wanted to get it over with. Why fake it? I've tried being honest, and she takes it so fucking personally, like something major must be wrong (even though it has nothing to do with her). Like if a guy can't cum it must mean I don't love her anymore. So being too fucking stressed out to deal with an hour emotional scene that follows, it's just easier to fake it.

SportsWriter2
05-15-2005, 07:09 PM
Why fake it? I've tried being honest, and she takes it so fucking personally, like something major must be wrong (even though it has nothing to do with her). Like if a guy can't cum it must mean I don't love her anymore. So being too fucking stressed out to deal with an hour emotional scene that follows, it's just easier to fake it.

The Perfect Summary.

DrJM
05-23-2005, 05:33 PM
Its a turn on to know that you can please someone. The best feeling is when she has an orgasm while you're still inside of her.....its a really good sensation to feel her orgasm around you.....its very intimate, both physically as well as mentally....

hotSeraphina69
06-29-2005, 06:00 PM
I get multiple orgasms - the more I have , the more energy I seem to get after sex (doesnt apply to when I masturbate though).Its almost as if I am draining the mans energy- lol. Afterwords , I get up, start baking , take a walk or a long swim in my pool .I seem to get more orgasms when I go on top or when it goes in really deep. I 'm wondering is if it can be dangerous for your body to have so many ( once I hit 11-12 I start to feel kind of dizzy and shaky ). I used to not get an orgasm very often from anal sex , but now I do.

Derek
06-30-2005, 11:05 PM
Lots of orgasm can be good. I like to give a gal a good backrub before sex (private session) and love them being on top.

SportsWriter2
07-15-2005, 05:36 AM
The screaming is the easiest thing to fake. The louder it is the more boared they are.
Except for vaginal contractions and squirting, we haven't discussed the reflexive behaviors at the moment of orgasm. These include

* spontaneous DFK
* biting partner
* biting self
* the dazed or zombie look
* SCREAMING (like Meg Ryan in the deli/restaurant)

I think screamers are verbally intelligent. They like to tell you what you're doing to them on the way, then scream, then tell you how good it felt, then talk about keeping the tingle alive.

In clubs I don't buy dancers who start with loud moans, because that's almost always fake. But I do trust screaming OTC in the right context with the right associated behaviors. :)

mark45y
07-16-2005, 08:22 PM
I used to do porn with a lesbian who really disliked men. She did the porn for money.
She was a bitch to work with and very bossy about what we did and when and made it almost an unbearable experience. I used to look at the tapes after we shot them to find out whether she had an orgasm. We did a lot of close up shots and the color was good so you could see the flushes and uncontrolled spasms and contractions and spurts. I could also feel her anal clenches when my finger was in there. I showed her the orgasm tapes to make a point a couple of times and she blushed (which was rare) and gave me the story about anyone cums when stimulated even when they are with someone they donít like (me). I never really bought her argument.

infra-red
07-31-2005, 01:17 PM
The girl I date now tends to headbutt me when she cums! So, I spend that moment trying to dodge her head!LOL! But; its all good!

GiselleQ
08-13-2005, 09:05 PM
Many a man has gone in with good moves and a clear head, only to pass out from fatique. It's a lot of hard work, getting a woman to orgasm. Think of it like you're pushing her, on her back, all the way into the end zone using only your tongue. Not so wimpy now, huh, pretty boy?

You'll need a training regime, including some breath training, before you begin. I suggest daily exercises that increase your neck and tongue strength, such as wearing a cinder block around your neck while pushing your tongue through 1/4 drywall (10 reps, repeat). You're going to have to keep licking, exactly the same way, for upwards of a day and a half, with no flags. Down in the trenches is no place for the weak.

MinahSky
08-13-2005, 11:20 PM
I showed her the orgasm tapes to make a point a couple of times and she blushed (which was rare) and gave me the story about anyone cums when stimulated even when they are with someone they donít like (me). I never really bought her argument.


Actually it IS true. It happens to rape victims. Certain parts of their bodies can't help but respond to what is being done to them, even though they do not want or like it.

kitana
08-15-2005, 02:17 AM
I find it very hard to believe a guy couldn't feel it when I personally cum. I clench up so tight it's like a damn" vise grip" in there. (as quoted from hubby). That and I tend to bite, and make wet spots. ;)

But in my defense it does take me FOREVER to get to that point. But I can have multiples, but I usually choose not to. Just due to the fact it takes SOOOO much outta me, that I usually end up dizzy and literally passing out. But after I do tend to sleep very well. ;)

Men are good!

SportsWriter2
08-15-2005, 06:25 AM
I can have multiples, but I usually choose not to. Just due to the fact it takes SOOOO much outta me, that I usually end up dizzy and literally passing out.

A danced told me the technical name for that: cummed out.

All Good Things
08-15-2005, 04:00 PM
It's a lot of hard work, getting a woman to orgasm. Think of it like you're pushing her, on her back, all the way into the end zone using only your tongue. Not so wimpy now, huh, pretty boy?

Lick her into the end zone? Oh, come on, if a guy can't lick her the extra 10 yards and then up and through the goal posts, he should have his tongue license permanently revoked.


You're going to have to keep licking, exactly the same way, for upwards of a day and a half, with no flags. Down in the trenches is no place for the weak.

Baby, I surely hope that your man does not lick you "exactly the same way" for 36 hours. Even labradors have more game than that. And they learned everything they know by licking their own balls! :-\

All Good Things
08-15-2005, 04:14 PM
That and I tend to bite, and make wet spots. ;)

Oooohhh, a long-termer who bites and then resists multiples. Perfect. Perfect.

Has hubby ever pushed you into multiples without your ability to control them?

Resistance is futile. ;)

CaptainQuantum
10-30-2005, 06:10 PM
Women can have orgasms?? :wide-eyed