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onlythebest
05-10-2005, 01:58 PM
I must admit,using the Bitter End spray is a genious idea.I have used that stuff on my dogs' paws and have seen the faces they make when they lick it.Absolute genious!!!

Lizette
05-11-2005, 01:49 AM
Colleen, you are turning into a super stripper!

colleen
05-11-2005, 04:08 AM
I finally had one take the bait today! Oh, soooooo funny! First he tried to lick my back . . . .YUCK! Then he tried to wipe his mouth on my shoulder . . . . . DOUBLE YUCK YUCK! Then (what an idiot--some people NEVER learn!) he tried to lick my chest!

At this point, he has to clarify, "you did say I could touch anywhere except you boobs and your pussy, right?" "Yep, that's what I said!"

THEN he treid to stick his tongue in my ear! (I was afraid to put the spray in there!) At this point, there are about a million girls on the floor, and for some reason I am not about to give up this choice customer. I think I was hoping hw woudl try to lick me again!

THEN (yes, there's more!) he tried to take my pantyhose off--without first removing the panties, go figure! At this point I terminate the dance, much to his bewilderment. "But what did I do?" "Look, if you are not allowed to touch my pussy with my clothess on, what makes you think you can take them off? DO YOU SEE ANY OTHER GIRLS RUNNING AROUND THIS BAR WITHOUT THEIR PANTS ON?"

After I collected my money, I told him I had a little surprise for him. You woudl think he would guess it was not going to be a nice surprise, right? NAAAAHHHH! He gets this big happy grin as I commence with the finger-blowjob pantomime. You know, the one where you put your finger in your mouth, real slow and sexy like? I loaded it up with a big glob of spit and stuffed it in his ear! (thank you sooooooo much to whomever posted that idea!)

You should have seen his face! I don't think the wheels in his head turn all that fast when he is sober, but after a few beers . . . . watching it dawn on him what had happened was sort of like watching one of those time-lape videos of a flower blooning. You could jsut see it slowly dawning on him what I had done!

From the customer standpoint, that must have been one of the worst stripper experiences EVER! HA HA HA HA HA !

Oh, BTW, some of the other girls at work saw my bitter end spray and asked what it was for, wehn I told them, they all wanted it, too! They thought it was hilarious! One girl said, "Colleen, you are a QUEEN!" So now one chicago suburb has a small bar filled with very pretty, NASTY_TASTING strippers!

Heaven777
05-11-2005, 09:38 AM
You're awesome Coleen...It's like there is a small army of us. The NASTY TASTING BRIGADE! I'm the only one who does it at my club, but it works like a charm!

colleen
05-11-2005, 11:11 AM
I think this is a new trend that will really take off! Pretty soon, bitter end spray is going to be a stock item in all dance bags, along with hair spray and platform stripper shoes!

DSUsb19
05-11-2005, 11:43 AM
All joking aside, it's really a shame that it has come to that. You'd think the bigget deterrent would be the humiliation of having a room full of gorgeous women think you're a complete ape. Guess not. I could not see myself licking anyone who didn't want me to. Just plain rude. If I did, I would fully expect to be backhanded. Get 'em Coleen. Don't put up with that shit, no one should!

Rebuildme
05-11-2005, 12:25 PM
Ummm... why don't you try not getting close enough for them to lick you? I know that there are situations where they will actually move and lean forward but you can usually tell when they are being a bit rambunctious and move accordingly (without freaking out)...the only time I have ever been violent with a customer was when he pretty much attacked my boob as soon as I took my top off.

Paris
05-11-2005, 12:32 PM
I'm on my way to PetSmart right now!!

I am cracking up!! ROTFLMAO!!

I can't hardly wait to go back to work and see how the lickers react! I will also let the other girls I work with in on this trick too!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

colleen
05-11-2005, 12:35 PM
I work in a high-contact enviornment, so not getting close enough is just not an option. I wish! I would do air-dances all night if I could get away with it!

Heaven777
05-11-2005, 01:00 PM
I snicker to myself every night that I use this stuff...it's like I don't have to worry about that whole "licking" thing anymore. It's a huge relief and those guys get punished without me having to say anything. Two for One. It is sad that we as girls have to do this because of jerk guys...but at least there is a way to leave them sorry that they did it.

Miss Jessica
05-11-2005, 02:21 PM
I just busted this guys nose last week for pulling that. I have zero tolerance for that. I lay down my rules firmly before, and I especially hate lickers! So if they don't listen to me, they get the shit end of the stick.

smartcookie
05-11-2005, 02:30 PM
ROLFMAO...PetSmart is going to see a disproportionately attractive number of women coming in to buy Bitter End in the next couple of weeks!

colleen
05-12-2005, 05:01 AM
And for my next trick . . . .I am going to invent electrode-charged bras and thongs that will ZAP anybody who touches them from the outside, while keeping the wearer safe and comfortabe.

Now if only I could find something to put in my ears . . . .

Phil-W
05-12-2005, 05:04 AM
Now if only I could find something to put in my ears . . . .

A suitably modified and outwardly pointing thumb tack?

Phil. }:D

Maci Monroe
05-12-2005, 05:45 AM
Yeah, I like those ideas. I'm not yet a dancer, so I ( fortunantly) have not had this experience yet, but I'm glad I've heard about it so I won't be so totally freaked out when/if it happens. I can't believe that people actually do that. So disrespectful, but I guess that's not usually ( I'm sure there are a lot of decent ones too) what's on the customers mind.

colleen
05-12-2005, 12:18 PM
I am probably the biggest weirdo magnet on this board (or at least the most vocal one) and even for me, it si about 90% normal guys and 10% nut cases. Jsut remember, the nutcases are interesting because they are so rare. I had one nut case last night ( http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?p=536678#post536678 ) but I also did about 25 dances for nice, normal guys who, unfortunately, give me nothing to talk about.

Underestimated
05-13-2005, 11:40 AM
Just a heads up... If you accidently get the Bitter Apple in YOUR mouth, chocolate puts an end to the taste. I typically tell customers after they have paid me.
Me (laughing): Before I came to work, I sprayed Bitter Apple all over. Ya know, it's for training dogs. Order the chocolate cake or you'll taste it all night! Think twice before licking a stranger next time!

GoldCoastGirl
05-14-2005, 10:13 AM
I usually just tell them (after they have licked me once) that they might as well kiss every guy that I have danced for that night as the club doesn't have a shower for me to use... coz if I let him lick me, then I've obviously allowed others to do so.

I like the comment about telling them that you are experimenting about what effect sperm has on your skin!

As for the Bitter Apple. Bought some for my cat as she used to wash a certain under-region to the point that there was hardly any hair there.... it stopped her washing that region and the hair has grown back.... hmmm ... might make it a part of what I wear ;)

threlayer
05-14-2005, 11:45 AM
One word -- stagedirt ( what dancer walked in dog doodoo that night? )

Also...
After saliva dries it stinks, then you have to wash it off and apply new grease paint.

prrfektwurld
05-14-2005, 05:57 PM
what about alum? it's a powder you can buy. it stopped my dog from eating the couch.

Heaven777
05-15-2005, 11:41 AM
Ha! Alum- that's like a pucker-ey kind of powder right? Really sour? I can imagine that face after a taste!!

So far the bitter end spray has been working...I forgot it last night and had a guy grab onto my nipple like a starving puppy...EWE! At least the bitter end works...when you remember it...

By the way, it is so potent that if you don't wash it all off, you'll accidentally taste REALLY NASTY when trying to get it on with your S.O. OOPS!!

Angel1112
05-15-2005, 11:47 AM
tap him on top of his head and say NO!........................LOL