View Full Version : How to know when a dancer is faking it...
All Good Things
05-10-2005, 11:02 AM
OTC = Outside The Club? (i.e., hooker in some cases, but mostly it's these double-chump types who are paying dancers for the girl friend experience outside of the clubs, and still they are not getting anything - "oh baby, i just loved shopping today, that diamond earrings makes me feel like there is really something special happening between us" - chump).
If OTC were really this simple, I would have one hell of a lot less drama in my life. ::)
Chili Palmer
05-10-2005, 01:19 PM
If OTC were really this simple, I would have one hell of a lot less drama in my life. ::)
Jeez, TOO, all you have to do is say "yes" to all those guys hitting on you all the time. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :puckerup:
CP
xdamage
05-10-2005, 01:26 PM
If OTC were really this simple, I would have one hell of a lot less drama in my life. ::)
Sorry but you struck a chord bro. I have *no* pity for dudes who get into the OTC thing then complain about all of the drama and how it's fucking up their lives. It's the price they pay, for choosing (yes it's a choice) to be some girls your-my-ATF bitch boy. If they really wanted less drama in their life, well that's easy. Leave the club at the club and hang with women that don't charge you $20s to talk with them for 5 minutes.
Chili Palmer
05-10-2005, 01:34 PM
My thoughts: I've never, ever once faked an orgasm in RL or SC. If you can't get me off, it's not my fucking fault. Try harder, Bitch :P
I think I just peed my pants. Nic, if you and I don't go to a club together soon, it would be a crying shame.
CP
Nicolina
05-10-2005, 01:47 PM
^Now that would be an adventure, Chili! :O
Nicolina
05-10-2005, 03:04 PM
Sorry but you struck a chord bro. I have *no* pity for dudes who get into the OTC thing then complain about all of the drama and how it's fucking up their lives.
Somehow, x, I don't think TOO was asking for pity. Nor should he inspire any. ;)
All Good Things
05-10-2005, 05:26 PM
Sorry but you struck a chord bro. I have *no* pity for dudes who get into the OTC thing then complain about all of the drama and how it's fucking up their lives. It's the price they pay, for choosing (yes it's a choice) to be some girls your-my-ATF bitch boy. If they really wanted less drama in their life, well that's easy. Leave the club at the club and hang with women that don't charge you $20s to talk with them for 5 minutes.
X, I think you misunderstood my post. My "complaint" was ironic. My OTC life is so outrageously insane that I may have to have this persistent ear-to-ear smile surgically removed from my face.
Look, for anybody who reads this board to reduce all OTC activity to the two classes of "hookers" and "clueless PLs who don't get any" is uh....very, very surprising. Let's agree that there are incomparably more gradations to this mysterious color scale than simple black and white.
All Good Things
05-10-2005, 05:31 PM
Jeez, TOO, all you have to do is say "yes" to all those guys hitting on you all the time. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :puckerup:
CP
Naw, the guys are all spitters, no swallowers. ;)
xdamage
05-10-2005, 06:15 PM
OTT, I will concede - some simplification/exaggeration on my part to make a (more spectacular!) point. Indeed the reality of it, as with so many things when it comes to relationships, cannot really be understood in simple black and white terms. ;)
Still.. I admit to having a bit of a sadistic side. Enjoying a good laugh poking fun at the expense of the more extreme PL types, is well, priceless ;D
merely_lurking
05-11-2005, 09:40 AM
Sorry but you struck a chord bro. I have *no* pity for dudes who get into the OTC thing then complain about all of the drama and how it's fucking up their lives. It's the price they pay, for choosing (yes it's a choice) to be some girls your-my-ATF bitch boy. If they really wanted less drama in their life, well that's easy. Leave the club at the club and hang with women that don't charge you $20s to talk with them for 5 minutes.
Drama can seem like excitement for awhile. It's just that when it never ends and there is always some new bullshit that pops up it gets really annoying...
NVJosh
05-11-2005, 12:20 PM
I generally get off on the dancer's personality more than her looks, so sometimes a real looker doesn't do it for me and someone with a sharp mind does. There's no reason to believe that doesn't happen in reverse from time to time. Bottom line, though, is that I'm paying for fantasy, I know its her job, so I really don't worry about it too much (unless she asks for help, of course) :) Hmm...that may be phrased badly. Lets just say I assume its an act unless somehow proven otherwise.
arzster
08-31-2006, 02:08 PM
I would love it if a dancer would orgasm while with me (real). My fantasy would be if the dancer would just masturbate to orgasm and let me watch. I would really get off on that, no touching or grinding necessary. For me that would be the ultimate private dance experience.
Jenny
08-31-2006, 02:16 PM
^^
Really? I don't even charge extra for that.
Chicagoeditor
08-31-2006, 02:27 PM
I would love it if a dancer would orgasm while with me (real). My fantasy would be if the dancer would just masturbate to orgasm and let me watch. I would really get off on that, no touching or grinding necessary. For me that would be the ultimate private dance experience.
His first post. sigh.
arzster
09-01-2006, 06:30 AM
^^
Really? I don't even charge extra for that.
I wish I had a reason to travel to Toronto. I am not the guy that looks for extras. I like lap dances but enjoy sitting and talking with the dancer and just looking. I am happily married and have no interest in having sex with anyone else but I sure enjoy looking and getting to know people who take their clothes off for me.
Katrine
09-01-2006, 09:02 PM
I would love it if a dancer would orgasm while with me (real). My fantasy would be if the dancer would just masturbate to orgasm and let me watch. I would really get off on that, no touching or grinding necessary. For me that would be the ultimate private dance experience.
That was my specialty!
xdamage
09-01-2006, 09:26 PM
I approve of the fantasy.
That was my specialty!
Damn Katrine... I think I've been going to the wrong SCs.
Bridgette
09-02-2006, 05:06 AM
How to Know When a Dancer is Faking IT:
If she's dancing and 'cumming' for SW2.
;D ;D
Docido
09-02-2006, 06:16 AM
They never fake it with me!!! They always come!!! I can't tell you how many times I've seen a dancer squirt just from a lap dance. It looks just like the Trevi Fountains!!! I swear to God!!! At least I think that's what happening?!!!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Richard_Head
09-02-2006, 09:38 AM
How to Know When a Dancer is Faking IT:
If she's dancing and 'cumming' for SW2.
;D ;DWhat happened to Sporty anyways? Where's he been?
xdamage
09-02-2006, 11:39 AM
They never fake it with me!!! They always come!!! I can't tell you how many times I've seen a dancer squirt just from a lap dance. It looks just like the Trevi Fountains!!! I swear to God!!! At least I think that's what happening?!!!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
No bro. If she pees on a customer it's because she think's the customer is her PL. She is just marking her territory to keep the other dancers away from her PL's wallet. :P
All Good Things
09-02-2006, 11:49 AM
What happened to Sporty anyways? Where's he been?
I've been wondering the exact same thing. It's unusual for him to be silent this long.
Bridgette
09-04-2006, 04:29 AM
^^Really. Especially when he's just been called out on his never-ending bullshit ;D ;D
yoda57us
09-06-2006, 05:41 PM
What happened to Sporty anyways? Where's he been?
I see him in a couple of Providence clubs all the time.
He's probably having "Free Fun" at the beach with his "in school and on track, no smoke, no tats" girls. He'll be back know that the school buses are rolling again...
Bridgette
09-07-2006, 05:35 AM
LOL. The ones who always cum, and always feel compelled to remove their shoes and necklaces before dancing for him - out of their own feelings for him I'm sure ::)
Docido
09-07-2006, 03:54 PM
He'll be back know that the school buses are rolling again...
There is something just so, so wrong about that sentence. :O
azcustomer
09-07-2006, 04:06 PM
"How to know when a dancer is faking it..."
When she's breathing.
Bridgette
09-08-2006, 05:26 AM
Lil bitter there mmm?
slims099
07-05-2007, 05:24 PM
They're always faking pretty much everything, ESPECIALLY orgasms. These girls are saleswomen and it's their living they're trying to make. I'd be fake too!! I never believe "everything" they say, but it just depends on your relationship with them. I have had a few close relationships with dancers and there's no reason not to believe them sometimes, just depends.