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Sh0t
06-12-2005, 08:57 PM
This is a good topic to talk about because I have a few.

My biggest pet peeve sexually is when a chick turns around and tries to look at me when I am fucking her doggystyle. I've been pondering why and I've recently replaced my hypothesis. At first, I thought it was because of the faces the chicks make when they are getting it doggystyle and plus the weird neck angle, etc. But now I have come to realize the problem is with me: I don't want them to see the faces I while fucking THEM doggystyle. Guys make the stupidest faces while fucking in any position, but doggystyle seems to bring out the worst in us all.

In typical, self-help fashion, I have turned this into a posiive however. Normally, I can't hurt women purposefully. I can't spank them hard or whatever, BUT!, i get so annoyed when they turn around and look at me doggystyle, I can tug on their hair pretty hard and get them to look forward again, which excites quite a few.

So, what are some of YOUR pet peeves.

I'll leave you with this bit of wisdom:

A rhino can get a chick VERY horny.

dollylocks
06-13-2005, 02:26 AM
Does "doggy style" mean in your ass?

Sh0t
06-13-2005, 03:08 AM
No, just from behind with the receiving teammate not laying down.

SportsWriter2
06-13-2005, 04:29 AM
When they want to kiss you after taking the money shot... :O

Sh0t
06-13-2005, 07:13 AM
Suggestion: no more suggestions

Jenny
06-13-2005, 08:43 AM
So seriously. After you cum in/on a girl's face, you won't kiss her? Why? That would piss me right off.

SportsWriter2
06-13-2005, 07:10 PM
So seriously. After you cum in/on a girl's face, you won't kiss her? Why?
She's gotten all cranked up on what a dirty filthy little slut she is for wanting cum all over her face/in her mouth. Rejecting her until she cleans up just intensifies the fantasy. :)

mr_punk
06-13-2005, 10:28 PM
hmmmm.....off the top of my head.

1) my number one pet peeve...early morning sex. for some strange reason, early morning sex has always been like kryptonite to me. it just wipes out all my sexual energy for the rest of the day and i can forget about seeing other women. in fact, there should be a law against any sex before 11:00 AM. when i wake-up in the morning. i can barely function. i just want to drain the weasel, take a dump, shower, brush my teeth, etc. i need a couple of speedballs of espresso and red bull just feel normal. so, the last thing i want is a full bladder and someone hopping up and down on top of me. i'll do it if i must, but i'll try to get away with just DATY.

2) i dislike it when a woman with a small mouth tries teabagging the entire sack rather than just one ball at a time. which is why i prefer women with large mouths.

3) women who aren't A2M friendly...only kidding. seriously, i mean women who aren't asshole friendly. i can take or leave anal sex. however, if a woman has a nice ass. at the very least, i have to bend her over and stick my face between her ass cheeks and lick out her pussy and tounge her asshole.


So seriously. After you cum in/on a girl's face, you won't kiss her? Why? That would piss me right off.why? the answer is simple. like sporty said, she's a nasty cum slut. seriously, i never got the whole facial phenomenon myself. just because something looks good in porn doesn't mean it's just as big of a turn-on in real life. if given a choice between splooging in a woman's mouth or on her face. i'll take her mouth.

She's gotten all cranked up on what a dirty filthy little slut she is for wanting cum all over her face/in her mouth. Rejecting her until she cleans up just intensifies he fantasy.her fantasy or your fantasy that you want a woman to clean up before you kiss her after you splooged on her face or in her mouth because (1) she really is a nasty cum slut which is repulsive and a turn-on at the same time. (2) you want her to clean up because otherwise might get the cooties from your own splooge.

dollylocks
06-14-2005, 04:08 AM
Not giving a fair warning before coming...

xdamage
06-14-2005, 12:41 PM
So seriously. After you cum in/on a girl's face, you won't kiss her? Why? That would piss me right off.

Personally I don't get what the big thrill is with cumming on a girls face. It would be hot if it was accidental, the guy gets too excited, losses control, but I find the forced porn-cum-on-her-face material to be completely and utterly boring. Me and my SO usually just fast forward past the (now very boring and predicatable) cum-on-her-face porn sequences.

p.s. and I have lost control, and she surprised me by forcing me to kiss her afterwards, and in that circumstance it was hot because it was unexpected and unplanned.

Alexis1313
06-14-2005, 01:35 PM
So seriously. After you cum in/on a girl's face, you won't kiss her? Why? That would piss me right off.

OMG. I've known sooo many guys in my time that were like that. And yeah that pisses me off too. When I've asked them why they don't want to kiss me they say that they don't want the taste of cum in their mouths. So yeah, umm okay. You want ME to taste it, swallow it etc., but you're too good for that? Fuck that. It's THEIR cum. If they're so sure it's so nasty then why would they want anyone else to do it? (It IS actually quite nasty in my opinion and no amount of fruits or sweet food eating can cover it up...but that's not the point.)

I have a lot of pet peeves about straight sex. (Probably why I'm so into doing the lez thing now;) ) Let's see....

I don't like it when a guy feels the need to place his hand firmly on the back of my head/neck and shove my head down while I'm giving a BJ. This pisses me off for several reasons, cause it's rude, it's uncomfortable, but mostly....I know how to give a good BJ. I've done this before and I know what I'm doing. And I don't need any help. If there's something special they want they can just tell me, but otherwise just sit back and enjoy and don't be in such a damn hurry.

I HATE the sound and feel of balls smacking my ass. (A good firm spanking with the hand, paddle, hairbrush, etc. is fine, but no balls.)

I don't like it when people are either too loud or too quiet during sex. I don't want the neighbors calling the police thinking someone's getting attacked, but I don't want it so quiet I can hear the 11:05 bus taking off down the street either.

I hate guys that act like I'm not there while they're fucking me. If you wanted to masturbate you could have saved yourself the time and money for taking me out places and acting like you gave a shit about my conversation ya know?

I hate guys that think sex is like an olympic sprint to the finish line. Trust me it's okay NOT to cum in the first 30 seconds.

As for things I detest that I've seen in pornos.......DO NOT SPIT ON MY PUSSY!!!!! I don't care if it feels like the Sahara down there. Find some lube, talk dirty to me, do something to turn me on, ya know. Just don't hawk a nasty wad of spit/flem on my pussy. That's the just the worst thing a person can do.

I think the whole money shot/facial thing can be kinda sexy, but you know, cum really stings when it gets in your eyes. It's far more painful that I would have imagined. And having it shoot up your nose isn't really all that fun either.

Sh0t
06-14-2005, 04:44 PM
I'll kiss and such after that. I even taste my own semen weekly to make gauge how much empathy i should have with those on the receiving ends of my ejaculations.

This week: not bad at all!



I hate guys that act like I'm not there while they're fucking me. If you wanted to masturbate you could have saved yourself the time and money for taking me out places and acting like you gave a shit about my conversation ya know?


mmmmmmm


Thank you for participating

SportsWriter2
06-14-2005, 05:49 PM
I don't like it when a guy feels the need to place his hand firmly on the back of my head/neck and shove my head down while I'm giving a BJ. This pisses me off for several reasons, cause it's rude, it's uncomfortable, but mostly....I know how to give a good BJ. I've done this before and I know what I'm doing. And I don't need any help.

What we have here is a failure in communications. You think it's about giving him a BJ; he thinks it's about throat fucking you. These are two very different concepts. :-\

Why would anyone want to be throat fucked? I dunno, but there are lots of submissive freaks who LOVE it and can't find guys who want to do it to them. :O

mr_punk
06-15-2005, 03:25 AM
Personally I don't get what the big thrill is with cumming on a girls face. It would be hot if it was accidental, the guy gets too excited, losses control, but I find the forced porn-cum-on-her-face material to be completely and utterly boring. Me and my SO usually just fast forward past the (now very boring and predicatable) cum-on-her-face porn sequences.sure..it's not that i'm against facials. sometimes, splooging freely on her face on anywhere else for that matter. it can be hot depending on the circumstances and context. i just don't see why guys are so specificaly gung-ho about the act. one would think they would get bored and try splooging somewhere else.

I HATE the sound and feel of balls smacking my ass. (A good firm spanking with the hand, paddle, hairbrush, etc. is fine, but no balls.)LOL...so, i guess a guy wearing a ball stretcher would be your worst nightmare.

Alexis1313
06-15-2005, 06:26 AM
Ball stretcher? :O Ew.

SportsWriter2
06-15-2005, 07:16 AM
her fantasy or your fantasy that you want a woman to clean up before you kiss her after you splooged on her face or in her mouth because (1) she really is a nasty cum slut which is repulsive and a turn-on at the same time. (2) you want her to clean up because otherwise might get the cooties from your own splooge.
My answer would be that she's a nice person/secret freak who likes playing a dirty cum slut and gets more turned on by being rejected until she cleans up.

My life has been secret freaks and "I could never do that" types, nothing in between. I did have one fave dancer who liked to "pants suck" and DFK after I "pretend shot" on her. That girl could make her saliva look chunky, so at least I understand the POV. :O

Bridgette
06-17-2005, 05:44 PM
Hmm. I'd have to say my biggest sexual pet peeve is boys who don't follow direction. Those who think as soon as I'm getting a lil excited they need to pound with all their strength and speed. Umm, NO that's not good! If I have to tell you to slow it down more than 3 times it's no fun anymore and you're getting kicked outta bed. Dammit.

All Good Things
06-17-2005, 10:44 PM
There are lots of submissive freaks who LOVE it and can't find guys who want to do it to them. :O

No, they can't find the right guys to do it to them.

Sporty, you of all people know this is mostly mental, right? It's always offense, not defense. Wrap some wicked fantasies around light, firm bondage and long, slow, persistent lingual pressure for a few hours and watch the O's cascade over her, one after the other, ending in that frantic sexual helplessness stare.

God, I love that helplessness stare. I'm such a softie that I always let her wriggle away and try to regain her vision and her breath.

After several hours of this, you think she's going to actually let you leave the room? DTF isn't exactly payback, but it's one hell of an incentive to go into Round 2.

Casual Observer
06-17-2005, 11:16 PM
I dunno, but there are lots of submissive freaks who LOVE it and can't find guys who want to do it to them.

It's posts like that that make me think that SW and I have been, um, assisting, shall we say, the same dancers, especially given where we both go SCing in RI.

Perhaps some comparison of notes is in order...

whirlerz
06-19-2005, 09:41 AM
Guys who "massage" my tits like they are trying to win an Olympic medal for bread dough kneading...

SportsWriter2
06-19-2005, 07:15 PM
God, I love that helplessness stare. I'm such a softie that I always let her wriggle away and try to regain her vision and her breath.

And when you let them wriggle away, they say, "I always feel so comfortable with you." They don't even know they're addicted. :)

CO, feel free to PM me. Anything to connect with them more efficiently. ;)

Nicolina
06-19-2005, 09:04 PM
And when you let them wriggle away, they say, "I always feel so comfortable with you." They don't even know they're addicted. :)
:O TOO true....!


CO, feel free to PM me. Anything to connect with them more efficiently. ;)

Ooooh...I wish I was in RI! I call a foursome with Sporty, CO, and TOO. :)
And maybe we can fly Kat in from TX??? ;)

mr_punk
06-20-2005, 12:19 AM
My answer would be that she's a nice person/secret freak who likes playing a dirty cum slut and gets more turned on by being rejected until she cleans up.

My life has been secret freaks and "I could never do that" types, nothing in between.no shit....especially, when you take your little "virgin mary/coke whore" complex into account. so, your answer isn't exactly a big surprise nor a coincidence, sporty.

Katrine
06-20-2005, 01:05 AM
Foreplay: Sex doesn't have to be a linear process.

Wimpy, emasculated men who won't do me like I need to be done because I'm "better than that" or they "respect me".

Licking, especially when lots of saliva is deposited, on all parts of my body, even ones that aren't erogenous. I don't like to smell like your backwash.

Guys who want me to get on top so they can just lie there and do nothing. I like interactive sex. Plus, I'm really lazy and being on top is too much exertion ;)

Morning sex. Yup Punkochka, we agree on something ;)

SportsWriter2
06-21-2005, 08:14 PM
no shit....especially, when you take your little "virgin mary/coke whore" complex into account.
Virgins are okay if they've been with girls. Secret freaks are good. Coke whores are bad, but I make exceptions on the last Friday of every month.

I have one more: Girls who keep sucking for more juice after it's all out. :O

KC Joe
06-22-2005, 09:16 PM
Sex in a car. Especially at 70mph. Can't you wait until we get to the motel?

Bridgette
06-23-2005, 02:14 AM
What? You mean you can't multitask? ;D I mean all ya gotta do is drive while I ride :P

sol_de_pr2
06-27-2005, 05:13 PM
What did you write?

showgirlschloe
06-29-2005, 11:22 AM
When they want to kiss you after taking the money shot... :O

I don't like being kissed after someone's gone down on me. I guess I'm weird too huh?