View Full Version : Stripper pussy is overrated
Clark
07-09-2005, 12:06 AM
Are there some sort of published pussy ratings I was unaware of?
Bryon53067
07-11-2005, 12:44 AM
I'll be damned,some of the best pussy I ever got came from a stripper.
Bryon53067
07-11-2005, 12:53 AM
I never had to pay to fuck the strippers I've fucked,lucky I guess.
Bryon53067
07-11-2005, 12:58 AM
Pussy is the best thing ever created.I've never had bad pussy and some of the best was a strippers.
A_Guy
07-11-2005, 05:23 AM
I'll be damned,some of the best pussy I ever got came from a stripper.
I never had to pay to fuck the strippers I've fucked,lucky I guess.
Pussy is the best thing ever created.I've never had bad pussy and some of the best was a strippers.
whoa there chief squirrel pelt... we get the idea.
Stripper pussy = you like. got it
Derek
07-11-2005, 06:30 AM
Trust me guys, it's not worth your effort and especially your dough.
And don't even bother trying to fuck the chicks here from stripperweb, even if you hit it, it will probably end up being a waste of time and money because most of them seem to not know a cock from a bowl of cole slaw.
Much respect to Chili Palmer
I have had a lot of good stripper pussy for reasonable expense and really enjoy it. Its some of the best pussy I have had - these gals really like to fuck. You have to be a player and seperate out the ones who fuck vs the hustlers.
AinNY
07-11-2005, 06:42 AM
this thread gives me a tingle in my pants
Players don't buy pussy. You are just being a bargain shopper, similar to my grandma who clips coupons.
Most gals really like to fuck, nothing special about strippers. You probably just used the wrong motivation with the "regular" girls.
evan_essence
07-11-2005, 07:47 AM
I never had to pay to fuck the strippers I've fucked,lucky I guess.
I have had a lot of good stripper pussy for reasonable expense and really enjoy it.
Players don't buy pussy. You are just being a bargain shopper, similar to my grandma who clips coupons.This is an hilarious argument. Which paradigm is it? Stripper pussy is overrated or worth pursuing? If it's worth pursuing, is it free or does it have to be paid for? At retail or wholesale (or should I say whoresale) prices? C'mon boys, get your mythological lore together.
-Ev
xdamage
07-11-2005, 07:59 AM
Players don't buy pussy. You are just being a bargain shopper, similar to my grandma who clips coupons.
Most gals really like to fuck, nothing special about strippers. You probably just used the wrong motivation with the "regular" girls.
Sorry Derek, but Sh0t here has spoken exactly my thoughts on the matter. Unfortunately it's just not that cool to score pussy from chicks who are selling it. Nothing wrong with a getting a good deal of course. Always make the best deal you can, but you're probably among the wrong group of people here. None of the SCJ regulars are particularly impressed by bargain shopping. We all do it, so yawn to that.
Which paradigm is it?
The paradigm of reality.
Stripper pussy is overrated
Yes
worth pursuing?
Yes
If it's worth pursuing, is it free or does it have to be paid for?
For free it's worth pursuing, it's not worth paying for. Orange juice is worth buying, but not at 10 dollars a liter. Same for stripper juice
Mastridonicus
07-11-2005, 08:49 AM
"Stripper Juice"
Hahahah. I think it would taste like burning.
Katrine
07-11-2005, 09:05 AM
"Stripper Juice"
Hahahah. I think it would taste like burning.
Nah, it would taste like wet wipes and vanilla body spray....:P
SportsWriter2
07-11-2005, 09:07 AM
For free it's worth pursuing, it's not worth paying for. Orange juice is worth buying, but not at 10 dollars a liter. Same for stripper juice
Now you're inviting a troll who only does dancers who give him groceries. Average dancers, of course, and generic OJ. ::)
AinNY
07-11-2005, 10:08 AM
the hell you say?
evan_essence
07-11-2005, 10:07 PM
For free it's worth pursuing, it's not worth paying for. Orange juice is worth buying, but not at 10 dollars a liter. Same for stripper juiceOh, is that why they call it a juice bar? I've been misinformed about that all this time.
I defy you to collect a liter of stripper juice that hasn't cost you at least $10. You pay that much just to get in the door. Don't forget, Derek is getting home delivery, too. You know you can't roll a service truck for less than $75.
-Ev
Nicolina
07-11-2005, 10:17 PM
I cannot front here bro. Strippers do give some good head.
So then what's the fuckin' problem, Sh0t????
I mean, let's face it: pussy is pussy. The only real difference between one and another is muscle control.....and maybe enthusiasm.
Good head, OTOH, requires enthusiasm and technique.
erotictonic
07-12-2005, 05:09 AM
I thought male stripper cock was overrated, wouldn't know about female stripper pussy.
Nicolina
07-12-2005, 10:53 PM
I thought male stripper cock was overrated, wouldn't know about female stripper pussy.
I would, and...well....come to think of it, it's some pretty damn good pussy.;D
I'd venture to say that it's much better than Seven Sisters student pussy. ;)
yoda57us
07-13-2005, 03:17 AM
So then what's the fuckin' problem, Sh0t????
I mean, let's face it: pussy is pussy. The only real difference between one and another is muscle control.....and maybe enthusiasm.
The importance of enthusiasm should not be underestimated here....but experience is also helpfull}:D
Good head, OTOH, requires enthusiasm and technique.
Amen to that!;D
All Good Things
07-13-2005, 11:45 AM
I'd venture to say that it's much better than Seven Sisters student pussy. ;)
ECS = d (SP · SSSP)exp3 :)
Susan Wayward
07-13-2005, 06:08 PM
Players don't buy pussy.
Nope, but they call themselves "players," which is much more pathetic.
Nope, but they call themselves "players," which is much more pathetic.
Susan I feel more like a "payer" than a "player" LOL
Forgive me Lord for I have sinned :P
FBR
Nope, but they call themselves "players," which is much more pathetic.
Nothing pathetic about free poon. Try it sometime
A_Guy
07-13-2005, 06:53 PM
Forgive me Lord for I have sinned :P
Thou have been forgiven
A_Guy
07-13-2005, 06:55 PM
Nothing pathetic about free poon. Try it sometime
and for those of you wondering....
poon (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=poon) (phttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/oomacr.gifn)
n.
1: wood of any poon tree; used for masts and spars 2: any of several East Indian trees of the genus Calophyllum having shiny leathery leaves and lightweight hard wood
Susan Wayward
07-13-2005, 08:29 PM
Nothing like some free, nice, hard poon . . .
And also a dated term from the seventies, along with "wool" and "trim," which I also find to be really funny, warm and fuzzy sounding names. Sounds like an off-brand soda. Strawberry Poon!
Jay Zeno
07-13-2005, 08:35 PM
poon·tang
n.
Vulgar Slang. Sexual intercourse with a woman.
Offensive Slang. Used as a disparaging term for a woman.
[Perhaps from French putain, prostitute, from Old French, from pute, feminine of put, foul, stinking, from Latin phttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/umacr.giftidus, from phttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/umacr.gifthttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/emacr.gifre, to be rotten, stink. See phttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/ubrevema.gif- in Indo-European Roots.]
grove542000
07-14-2005, 10:54 AM
I'd venture to say that it's much better than Seven Sisters student pussy
Radcliffe and Bryn Mawr, yes.
Sarah Lawrence and Mt. Holyoke--never. (I knew one girl from there who liked reverse cowgirl..she put the "Mt" in Mt. Holyoke.
Barnard, Smith and Vassar, I wouldn't know about.
SportsWriter2
07-14-2005, 01:45 PM
Sarah Lawrence and Mt. Holyoke--never.
Sarah Lawrence is not one of the Seven Sisters, but Wellesley is all good. :)
grove542000
07-14-2005, 06:21 PM
Sarah Lawrence is not one of the Seven Sisters, but Wellesley is all good.
In the words of the immortal (so far) Ed. McMahon: "You are correct, sir!"
I think that associations with the junior Senator from New York blocked out my thoughts of Wellesley. (pardon the foray into Political Poo.) Never had any experience there anyway, so I guess that it's moot. Believe me, Mt. Holyoake more than made up for it. :)
Ok this string of unfunny has to stop.
Bryon53067
07-14-2005, 09:44 PM
Well,I talk to them while they're working,we click,they've even bought me beer or liquor before.They were all special,and gave me some of the best of all times.
All Good Things
07-14-2005, 10:20 PM
I'd venture to say that it's much better than Seven Sisters student pussy
Mt. Holyoke--never. (I knew one girl from there who liked reverse cowgirl..she put the "Mt" in Mt. Holyoke.)
Dude, you have no idea how right you are.
I've developed a special affinity for Mt. Holyoke girls for reasons far too complex to explain. Sometimes they surprise you in ways you can't even imagine.
SportsWriter2
07-16-2005, 07:41 AM
On another thread, DarthMonkey asked if there were pussy ratings somewhere. Hey, why not?
Pussy ratings (18-29 except ewe, MILF, GMILF):
Nurse: 10
Stripper: 9 and probably overrated
Waitress: 7 (but 8 for Hooters)
College cheerleader: 6
MILF: 5
Pussy you got in HS back when: 4
Motel room maid: 3
Ewe: 2
GMILF: 1
Feel free to add more examples. :)
sander8son
07-16-2005, 08:16 AM
what happens for combo's? like a mom-stripper, or a cheerleader waitress?
exotisch23
07-16-2005, 06:30 PM
If you don't like it, then why are you here
SportsWriter2
07-16-2005, 06:36 PM
what happens for combo's? like a mom-stripper, or a cheerleader waitress?
I'm generous. I give them the higher rating. :)
desertdoll
07-17-2005, 10:16 PM
The paradigm of reality.
That little blurb is flawed in so many ways...
Nevermind that its intended depth is thwarted in its inherent recursion, it's false finality and self-importance is enough that I think it might be a good candidate for the name of a boy band...
:D
SportsWriter2
07-18-2005, 03:31 AM
That little blurb is flawed in so many ways...
Nevermind that its intended depth is thwarted in its inherent recursion, it's false finality and self-importance is enough that I think it might be a good candidate for the name of a boy band...
:D
Sh0t has found his Jenny. :O
NinaDaisy
08-12-2005, 05:50 AM
Wow...this thread has been good for some laughs!
This is the sad result of fetishizing strippers, unfortunately.
That's when it's time to find a nice, warm, wet glory hole where ever you can get. Not so many weird existential crises then perhaps. And since one never really knows what's on the other end of that glory hole, it could be stripper, or not. And if you don't know, then you don't get those headaches, huh?
TJAndDani
08-12-2005, 05:38 PM
My wife's pussy is pretty good, so i'm going to have to say negative on it being overrated.
And if it does look like roast beef there is always laser rejuvenation.
Sitri
09-07-2005, 08:56 PM
I try to avoid these debates. But saying stripper pussy is overrated is a sweeping generalization. It would be much like saying you don't like bar-b-que.
First, you have to define the type you like. Wet, dry, smokey, rubbed., boneless. Then you have to compare this to the particular stripper. Perhaps hers is too wet or rubbed. It is just a matter of finding the type you like and then enjoying it.
Just like bbq, make sure you floss when you are done and wash your hands. Check your clothes for errant spots, and then go home with a full stomach.
I like my wet and rubbed... not too smokey.
nubienne
09-20-2005, 12:34 PM
:boggled: my word.
desertdoll
09-27-2005, 11:02 PM
Just like bbq, make sure you floss when you are done and wash your hands. Check your clothes for errant spots, and then go home with a full stomach.
Post-stripper, what is your stomach full of? ::shivers:: ;)
Brandi004
10-04-2005, 05:07 PM
With all the steroids they take, their dicks probably look like those teenie beenie weenies you can buy at your local supermarket :O ;)
FBR
Accually The balls shrink, not the pee pee. Balls just get in the way, in my oppinion.
Accually The balls shrink, not the pee pee. Balls just get in the way, in my oppinion.
Not a pretty picture in any case.
FBR
AquarianFaerie
10-05-2005, 12:11 PM
I try to avoid these debates. But saying stripper pussy is overrated is a sweeping generalization. It would be much like saying you don't like bar-b-que.
First, you have to define the type you like. Wet, dry, smokey, rubbed., boneless. Then you have to compare this to the particular stripper. Perhaps hers is too wet or rubbed. It is just a matter of finding the type you like and then enjoying it.
Just like bbq, make sure you floss when you are done and wash your hands. Check your clothes for errant spots, and then go home with a full stomach.
I like my wet and rubbed... not too smokey.
I tend to agree w/ Sitri. ;D
MeganS
10-08-2005, 02:58 AM
Mine is Sooooooooooooo underrated. Fuck yeah.
BrittaneeDreame
10-11-2005, 11:24 AM
how does stripper sex differ from regular sex? I would think stripper sex was better, because she/ he know her/his body? hmm i would like to know, actually im going to post this as a whole new thread!