View Full Version : Guys SPlooging In Their Pants During Lap DAnces?
Darcy Foxx
05-01-2007, 07:32 AM
There's also the idea that the girl herself may not have been initially infected with something... but she may have let a man who was infected 'DATY' earlier that night.
You get a dance from a girl who immediately says you can go down town. How many dances has this girl done tonight? Hell, she may have worked a double shift and for all you know by licking this girl between the legs you could not only be injesting her vagnial fluids, but there's a damn good possibility that you're also injesting the saliva, or even semen, of 20+ different men. If she's letting you do that, then you can bet your ass that she's done the same with a whole lot more men than you tonight. Wiping yourself with a tissue can only do so much, there's still going to be residue left by other men.
Jenny
05-01-2007, 07:50 AM
Honey - they're all a little convinced, somewhere deep inside, that she's only doing it with them. In fact, this seems to be the consensus on why getting "extras" from a dancer is better than just going to a hooker. Then they feel very manly, like they've seduced her or something. It's hasn't made sense heretofore, it's not going to start now; if you want to come down here and read these kinds of posts without gagging a little bit from disgust, you need to get yourself some distance. Start with this - they are VERY far away from you. And separated by bodies of water. This is not something you really need to deal with.
xdamage
05-01-2007, 08:28 AM
^^^
There is truth to that. A lot of customers probably do think they are the only/rare ones, vs doing it with an outright hooker. Ego reasons aside, a customer may think he is safer (think she is less likely to have a disease) doing something with a stripper (cause he is special) then with a hooker (who he knows is doing the same with many other men many times a night).
evan_essence
05-01-2007, 09:25 PM
With all the sweeping generalizations going on, let's not forget that Darcy described customers who were upset because they hadn't expressed an interest in anything of that nature. Yet they got it anyway! Taking such a risk ought to be an act of mutual consent. In fact, fluid exchanges OTC would customarily involve mutual risk, too, not a one-way transmission only. I don't blame anyone for being grossed out by a surprise vaggie spritzer.
-Ev
With all the sweeping generalizations going on, let's not forget that Darcy described customers who were upset because they hadn't expressed an interest in anything of that nature. Yet they got it anyway! Taking such a risk ought to be an act of mutual consent. In fact, fluid exchanges OTC would customarily involve mutual risk, too, not a one-way transmission only. I don't blame anyone for being grossed out by a surprise vaggie spritzer.
-Ev
Ev, I think Darcy should create a worship corner in the dressing room complete with candles and pictures of these guys. Seriously. I mean its so rare for the workaday customer to get all offended about the acts of others that I think these boys are destined for sainthood. In fact, I bet they are counting on their self flagellation to earn them a heavenly cubbyhole.
FBR
mr_punk
05-04-2007, 05:37 AM
So? WGAF about your personal preference of semantics? It was clear what she meant by context.WGAF? what's your problem, pussycat? what happened to your sense of humor? give me a smile, baby.
Um, dear dipschtick, the World Wide Web, is um, WORLD WIDE. Did she say anything about being in the USA? We have to be USA centric now? WGAF about what's going on in Houston with respect to what she was describing as the norm for her club. Everytime you post something about what goes on in your club, I'm going to start saying, "Hey, why don't you go to Australia, honey! Call me jaded, but you're a pervert compared to how things are handled there!"okay, i can see you're forgetting your place as well. look, i don't GAF if the sc is located in an igloo in Antartica. where the strippers have to dance in bikinis made from baby seals, 7" platform ice skates and have to rub whale blubber on their asses, so they won't stick to the blocks of ice being used as seats.
like i said, this is SCJ. no, it's not USA centric, but it is customer centric and at the end of the day. a lame sc is still a lame sc, regardless of the club's location or norms. you see, when you actually start buying laps. you too can make this kind of statement and until that day....STFU, look pretty and smile, baby.
Well, yeah, I can blame him but then I'm cunty that way. I mean, why don't the guys in the darkside chairs see the light in the chairs next to them and ask for tamer dances instead? Like, "Hey, skank, why can't you be classier like her?"well, i was thinking more along the lines of biatchy, but to answer your question. you didn't get the memo, did you? here..let me give you a copy.
To: Evan
From: The Darkside
CC: all strippers
Subject: FYI
dear naive biatches,
it's not about what you want. in fact, it's never about what you want. it's about what i want. yes, it's all about me. have a nice day.
sincerely,
The Darkside
Well, no it doesn't matter. Ingesting the vaginal fluids of a person you barely know into your mouth is a high risk activity for passing an STD. That's kinda the point. She never contended otherwise. Why would that not gross out any strip club customer who was rational and sane, which there seem to be more of in Australia than there are in the USA.why, thank you and i'm not disagreeing with her. all i'm saying is (A) "intimate knowledge" or lack thereof isn't relevant in sex work and (B) if you girls can't figure out why some guy would want to sexually please (although, i find the the notion itself as bizzare as to going to a restaurant and serving the waitress.) a stripper by licking her pussy despite the risks. perhaps, you broads need to stop drinking on the job.
Nope, don't have to put up with it either if you can make a living not.is that supposed to mean something to me? i don't go to lame sc. i'm not a stripper nor am i in need of an empowerment pep talk. nonetheless, i am inspired by your tired cliche of sisterhood and self-actualization. you go grrls...damn it..grrrls.
mr_punk
05-04-2007, 05:40 AM
Hell, she may have worked a double shift and for all you know by licking this girl between the legs you could not only be injesting her vagnial fluids, but there's a damn good possibility that you're also injesting the saliva, or even semen, of 20+ different men.20+ guys? really? okay, assuming you have an unlimited supply of lube, a vestigial gag reflex, a doctor on hand to reset your mandible and apply an ice compress to your meathole. how many guys could you fuck over a double shift? oh, i would have added "before you go nuts" until i remembered that we're talking about strippers here.
if you want to come down here and read these kinds of posts without gagging a little bit from disgust, you need to get yourself some distance. Start with this - they are VERY far away from you. And separated by bodies of water. This is not something you really need to deal with.excellent advice, except that i would said,"any post" or better yet, "just stay away".
There is truth to that. A lot of customers probably do think they are the only/rare ones, vs doing it with an outright hooker. Ego reasons aside, a customer may think he is safer (think she is less likely to have a disease) doing something with a stripper (cause he is special) then with a hooker (who he knows is doing the same with many other men many times a night).oh, but they're not the only ones bringing their civilian conventions into the sc. there are plenty of examples around here from strippers and customers alike.
Casual Observer
05-05-2007, 04:42 AM
With all the sweeping generalizations going on, let's not forget that Darcy described customers who were upset because they hadn't expressed an interest in anything of that nature. Yet they got it anyway! Taking such a risk ought to be an act of mutual consent. In fact, fluid exchanges OTC would customarily involve mutual risk, too, not a one-way transmission only. I don't blame anyone for being grossed out by a surprise vaggie spritzer.
Given that I'm not even inclined to accept facial breast-mashing at the rail, I have to agree; one would think mutual consent should be a prerequisite. Moreover, from the stripper's perspective, it's that kind of presumptuousness that essentially leaves money on the table and puts them in a position of giving more for less. It's a fairly pervasive attitude these days.
xdamage
05-05-2007, 08:26 AM
Given that I'm not even inclined to accept facial breast-mashing at the rail,
Interesting, I'm the same. Two reasons:
1.) Although it seems some guys get a big thrill out of it, to me it just feels plain out stupid, childlike really. Boobies are awesome, but I don't get any thrill out of having my face smashed against them at the tip rail.
2.) I really don't want the other customer's drool residue, eye fluids, facial sweat rubbed on to my face, mouth, or into my eyes.
Dancers rarely ask if this is cool with the customer, and don't seem to get why a guy would say no.
Still, with regards to the original topic, I guess it's hard for me to get too freaked out about the splooging that happens in the clubs. Not that I would want to be a dancer that is splooged on, but combine male anatomy with enough sexual stimulation, and yea, it's biology, some guys are going to cum. There really are worse things in life then cumming ;) And risk wise it's dramatically less risky then some of the other things discussed here like DATY.
mysterio
05-05-2007, 09:34 AM
wow, I didnt realize so many girls were actually offended by this.
I frequent SCs quite often, for a short period I was there like twice a week after my last GF and I broke up (lame I know).
Anyways, as long as the girl is hot and not doing "air dances" but an actual lap dance for 3 songs or more I usually cum everytime, occasionally twice. Hasnt seemed to bother any dancers here and most keep grinding afterwards to keep me for more which happens often as well.
evan_essence
05-05-2007, 04:37 PM
WGAF? what's your problem, pussycat? what happened to your sense of humor? give me a smile, baby.Where is that smiley? Is this close enough? :finger:
okay, i can see you're forgetting your place as well.You mean I've forgotten I was posting in ...
General Board (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=157)
Anything goes here!
Perhaps we should change "anything" to be "anything that doesn't get punk's Depends in a wad."
like i said, this is SCJ. no, it's not USA centric, but it is customer centric and at the end of the day. a lame sc is still a lame sc, regardless of the club's location or norms.Oh, I didn't get the memo that the behavior you seek is the only endorsed viewpoint here. I thought, as you said, this is SCJ, not SCmr_p. When will you ever get it that "junkies" is plural?
you see, when you actually start buying laps. you too can make this kind of statement and until that day....STFU, look pretty and smile, baby.Forgive me if I haven't set foot in a club since I retired. Would it make you feel better about my opinions if I actually went back every so often and became a customer? No, of course not.
why, thank you and i'm not disagreeing with her.Well, Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. You have a funny way of showing it.
is that supposed to mean something to me? i don't go to lame sc.Well, whopee! Let's engrave that in the domain name.
punk-approved-only.stripclubjunkies.com
Oh wait. The domain name says stripperweb.
i'm not a stripper nor am i in need of an empowerment pep talk. nonetheless, i am inspired by your tired cliche of sisterhood and self-actualization. you go grrls...damn it..grrrls.Yuppers. Any discussion that's not within your realm of approval is automatically relegated to the domain of ballbusting feminists and pussywhipped PLs. And my calling you out on it is dismissed as "an empowerment pep talk for the sisterhood." Clever diversionary tactic. Too bad for you that we're all big girls and boys who know what "General Board" means.
-Ev
mr_punk
05-06-2007, 07:12 AM
You mean I've forgotten I was posting in ...
General Board
Anything goes here!
Perhaps we should change "anything" to be "anything that doesn't get punk's Depends in a wad."oh, put this in your pipe and smoke it, sister: StripClubJunkie.com - a site for customers.
Oh, I didn't get the memo that the behavior you seek is the only endorsed viewpoint here. I thought, as you said, this is SCJ, not SCmr_p. When will you ever get it that "junkies" is plural?as opposed to what? your viewpoint? strippers are, metaphorically speaking, a product. products do not decide what products are lame or not for the consumer. otherwise, it's analogous to box of corn flakes shilling on how tasty it is. sorry, but i don't need to hear a box of cereal hyping itself and telling me that i should buy it. thank you, but i can reach my own conclusions without the help.
Forgive me if I haven't set foot in a club since I retired. Would it make you feel better about my opinions if I actually went back every so often and became a customer? No, of course not.true. i mean, i hate (well, not really) to get all patriarchal on your ass, but there is also the fact that you're a woman. but hey, when female customers start attending and spending in numbers equivalent to men in sc. give me a call, baby. we'll talk.
Well, whopee! Let's engrave that in the domain name.
punk-approved-only.stripclubjunkies.com
Oh wait. The domain name says stripperweb.yes, it does. you know, i miss the good ol days. when SCJ was UTR and SW was a lightning rod for the kind trash it inevitably attracts. nowadays, it seems we get more of your run off.
Yuppers. Any discussion that's not within your realm of approval is automatically relegated to the domain of ballbusting feminists and pussywhipped PLs. And my calling you out on it is dismissed as "an empowerment pep talk for the sisterhood." Clever diversionary tactic. Too bad for you that we're all big girls and boys who know what "General Board" means.no, it's not a diversionary tactic. what you never seem to get is that i go to sc solely with my pleasure in mind. where does a stripper's pleasure fit in my scheme of things? well, let's just say they should think about the money. having said that, i don't go to entertain, anger, romance, amuse, insult, sexually please, sadden, or bake cookies for strippers because it entails work. i don't work in sc. frankly, the only heavy lifting i'm doing is pulling my tiproll out of my pocket. now, i have no problem with strippers who are interested solely in making money, but if you're going to begrudge customers who are interested in solely in their pleasure. well, i was wrong about you and you were correct. you are quite cunty.
Jenny
05-06-2007, 07:21 AM
oh, put this in your pipe and smoke it, sister: StripClubJunkie.com - a site for customers.
I think her entire point was that it reads "a site for customers" as opposed to "a site for mr._punk".
as opposed to what? your viewpoint? strippers are, metaphorically speaking, a product. products do not decide what products are lame or not for the consumer. otherwise, it's analogous to box of corn flakes shilling on how tasty it is. sorry, but i don't need to hear a box of cereal hyping itself and telling me that i should buy it. thank you, but i can reach my own conclusions without the help.
See, this is where you always run into problems. Here, on this website, we are not "products" because you are not a consumer. If you want to treat me like a product, I expect to be paid. Here, now, insofar as we interact, I am just a person who has a job. Not a product for you to evaluate. I know, baby - you have some real difficulty with the whole "girls as people" thing. But try. "Pe - Pull"; "Pe-Pul"; "People". Like that.
true. i mean, i hate (well, not really) to get all patriarchal on your ass, but there is also the fact that you're a woman. but hey, when female customers start attending and spending in numbers equivalent to men in sc. give me a call, baby. we'll talk.
Why? It says a site for customers. Not a site for customers of the dominant gender.
mr_punk
05-06-2007, 07:37 AM
I think her entire point was that it reads "a site for customers" as opposed to "a site for mr._punk".and my point is that she's not a customer. so, STFU.
See, this is where you always run into problems. Here, on this website, we are not "products" because you are not a consumer. If you want to treat me like a product, I expect to be paid. Here, now, insofar as we interact, I am just a person who has a job. Not a product for you to evaluate. I know, baby - you have some real difficulty with the whole "girls as people" thing. But try. "Pe - Pull"; "Pe-Pul"; "People". Like that.LOL..now, that's rich. i run into problems on a site designed for customers. well, unlike some people who come down here. i don't go up to SW to cause problems. furthermore, i am not one of those apologists for strippers. so, if you girls are going to come down here and begrudge of their pleasures. well, what do you expect.
Why? It says a site for customers. Not a site for customers of the dominant gender.it is what it is. the majority of the consumers of the sex industry are men. besides, the experience just isn't the same.
mr_punk
05-06-2007, 07:39 AM
Dancers rarely ask if this is cool with the customer, and don't seem to get why a guy would say no.because most guys say "yes" and as you can see when you go to the club. most of the guys who do pay attention to the stage do get a thrill. strippers will do what works for them. so, if breast-mashing gets her a tip. she will do it. if plopping down on a customer's lap will get her a dance. she will do it. true, they're not thinking about "mutual consent" or taking your feelings into account when they do these things. however, to be fair, sex work isn't exactly a polite tea party. so, if you guys are worried about catching the "cooties" in, of all places, a contact sc. either wear a plastic bubble, tell the stripper to go wash her ass or consider air dances because i don't think they're going to stop any time soon.
evan_essence
05-07-2007, 07:53 AM
... sorry, but i don't need to hear ...
... i can reach my own conclusions ...
... i mean, i hate (well, not really) to get all patriarchal ...
... you know, i miss the good ol days.
... i go to sc solely with my pleasure in mind.
... i don't go to entertain ...
... i don't work in sc.
... the only heavy lifting i'm doing ...
... now, i have no problem ...So basically what you're saying is that a solitary customer (the "I" quoted above) is the arbiter of what content in this forum is deemed valuable "for customers." Thanks for proving my point.
... well, i was wrong ...There ya go. We would all benefit if you'd use "I" in that context a little more often.
-Ev
mr_punk
05-12-2007, 08:03 AM
So basically what you're saying is that a solitary customer (the "I" quoted above) is the arbiter of what content in this forum is deemed valuable "for customers." Thanks for proving my point.when it comes to the subject of strippers posting on SCJ? LOL. obviously, i haven't made this point clear enough for you since Oct of 2004 (the month you joined). ooops, my bad. look, this isn't "Ask an Attention Whore" (aka CC). frankly, you girls don't bring anything to the table down here. but hey, if you're so hellbent on being a useful contributor. may i suggest you girls stick to what you know best. so, try smiling a bit more , baby. customers seem to like that stuff.
There ya go. We would all benefit if you'd use "I" in that context a little more often.why should i do you any favors? you haven't greased my palm. ya gotta give to get, princess. for instance, i constantly tell you, "I don't need your help, evan" or "I don't want your advice, evan". yet, here you are still flapping your gums.
Bob_Loblaw
05-12-2007, 08:34 AM
so, try smiling a bit more , baby. customers seem to like that stuff.
I wouldn't have guessed you were into smiles of that nature
mr_punk
05-12-2007, 09:14 AM
i'm not, but if they want to hang around. it's the more patriarchally palatable option considering the results with most customers.
evan_essence
05-13-2007, 04:16 PM
frankly, you girls don't bring anything to the table down here.Forgive me. All this time, I've been offering logic and reasoning, but that's never counted much with you, has it? Silly me. I should flash my boobs more.
but hey, if you're so hellbent on being a useful contributor. may i suggest you girls stick to what you know best. so, try smiling a bit more , baby. customers seem to like that stuff.When I smile, should I get down on my knees or would you rather see me bent over? You aim to please; I'll try to become an easy target.
why should i do you any favors? you haven't greased my palm. ya gotta give to get, princess. for instance, i constantly tell you, "I don't need your help, evan" or "I don't want your advice, evan". yet, here you are still flapping your gums.I am so sorry. I'm beginning to see the error of my ways, thanks to the clarity you're giving me. If you can help isolate me from Jenny's perverse notions, I'll try to shed myself of my sour attitude toward your majesty's tiproll. October of 2004, eh? I don't know what's taken me so long to see where my muffin's buttered!
-Ev
lapdancefan48
05-30-2007, 07:57 AM
it is a natural reaction. I have been all over the country and in all sorts of clubs where the contact level varies a great deal. I have been in clubs, where as others on this board had mentioned, the goal of the dancers becomes "get a dance with me and I'll make you cum". I have been in some high-intense contact clubs where it is just going to happen after a few songs. If touching is allowed (which it is at some clubs). it is a probability
ironmaidern
06-07-2007, 09:20 PM
I think the likelihood increases if the male is uncut as the ability to experience sensation is increased. I don't think it's a matter of control either. Some men are just more sensitive, some women just sexier, and statistically it's going to happen. It is inevitable.
Duffy
06-08-2007, 02:32 PM
As a male,I don't know if my "two cents" is wanted here. But for adult, sexually experienced women, as I presume all here are, I find this a particularly strange topic. Just what do you expect will happen if you rub a man's privates vigorously enough? And, why is it such a bad thing? A lap dance is an inherently sexy thing. No tease about it. The object of all such interactions is to get the customer turned on and therefore more willing to part with his money. It seems to me that at the heart of all transactions taking place in a strip club is control of the male customer by the dancer. They [the dancers] are objects of desire. I am old enough to remember the "Good Old Days" of stripping: Lili St. Cyr, Blaze Starr et al at the old follies theatre. Some guys would sit as close to the action as they could get "joing." In the highly sexually charged atmosphere of today's clubs, male customers cumming doesn't surprise me at all. If the possibility of getting "splooged" on is so revolting and yucky just quit giving lap dances.
xdamage
06-08-2007, 03:10 PM
As a male,I don't know if my "two cents" is wanted...
Stripclubjunkie, aka "The Blue Site" is a site oriented around customers, of which the vast majority are male (vs Stripperweb.com, aka "The Pink Site" is oriented around dancers, the vast majority of which are female). So the male opinion is welcomed and the NORM on this site.
Katrine
06-08-2007, 04:40 PM
I think the likelihood increases if the male is uncut as the ability to experience sensation is increased.
I disagree but I have no empirical evidence. I think that "uncut feels more" is just anti-circumcision agenda. But then again, its not really a problem or a concern for me.
yoda57us
06-08-2007, 08:32 PM
I think the likelihood increases if the male is uncut as the ability to experience sensation is increased. I don't think it's a matter of control either. Some men are just more sensitive, some women just sexier, and statistically it's going to happen. It is inevitable.
I don't agree. It's all about control. I buy dances from women who I KNOW can make it happen if I want it to but I also have favs who simply don't cause that sort of reaction. The bottom line is it's not going to happen if I don't want it to....I just think about baseball....
xdamage
06-08-2007, 08:45 PM
I just think about baseball....
LOL, I won't mention what mental technique I use to use to hold off <eg>
Casual Observer
06-09-2007, 05:58 AM
I think that "uncut feels more" is just anti-circumcision agenda.
Indeed.
<S> Kat
SweetnessNYC
06-24-2007, 09:39 PM
I had a guy spooge in his pants after I kicked him in the balls, and the crazy part was, he asked me to!
It happens girls, deal with it!
lilac666
12-29-2007, 09:49 AM
It happens to me sometimes, I wouldn't say it is the norm though. I don't grind guys unless I'm in VIP and even then I don't spend the whole time grinding their lap, I grind, get up show them my body, get closer without grinding, grind facing them, get up, lay over their body, grind facing away from them, put my knee between their legs, move away, whisper something dirty...I can see how over a long period this could make a guy come so I don't see how anyone could get too upset over it if it does happen. I guess it all depends on how horny he is that day, when was the last time he had sex, how attracted he is to you..ect. ect....I think it's silly to be shocked if he did.
Obviously my dances on the floor are not as close as in VIP but it has happend a few times just during a table dance but honestly I think I could count on two hands how often it happened in my five years of dancing unless there are more times and I just didn't know about it. Most times the guy pushes you away and asks you to stop. And gives you a tip.;) "Minnesota nice" I guess.
What a really HATE is those creeps that want you to grind the whole time and make grunting sounds and thrust their laps at you and want you to make them come right away and just make you uncomfortable. When they start acting forceful, try to grab your hips and start instructing me on how to dance I get pissed and dance far away from them. I hate sleezeballs like that, who act like you are obligated to get them off. I try to get away from them as soon as possible.
But if the guy is a gentleman and I'm in control and he doesn't grab at me and it happens I don't try to embarrass him or get all upset. Sometimes they were so quiet about it that I didn't even notice untill I felt a wet spot on their laps that wasn't there a minute ago.
Obviously I'm trying to get as much money as I possibly can so I prefer if they don't and will try vary my dance as much as possible to keep dragging it out but if it happens it isn't a big deal to me as long as he is gentlemanly about it. I don't like those guys who act like my whole purpose of dancing for them is to get them off.
There were only a few guys that I've danced for that I grinded really, really hard for a continuious period and they came..but they were special circumstances..one was my really really good regular that I really liked as a person and has been seeing me for three years and the other was this REALLY rich man who I was super attracted to and infatuated with (long story!;) ) but with the average guy no I'm not going to sit there and grind him and try to make him cum.:crazy: No way, Jose!
lestat1
12-29-2007, 10:49 AM
This was the subject of the final contest in the movie American Pie: Beta House, which I watched last night. Two guys got lap dances, and the loser was the first one to cum in his pants. Lap dance induced spooging has gone mainstream! :P
TrinaGrace
12-29-2007, 11:18 AM
I don't see why any girl would be surprised. I think stripping and strippers are such a turn on. And if the girl was hot and danced well I could probably get off, its different because Im a girl and you couldn't tell but anyway.. I consider it a compliment. And once you feel the wet spot than don't grid in it. just smile and make him feel comfortable, dance for him still but you dont have to play with his spoog or anything, so chill. If a guy feels really ashamed and embarased he sure as hell isn't going to get another dance from you and he might not even return to the club.
Deogol
12-30-2007, 12:26 AM
LOL, I won't mention what mental technique I use to use to hold off <eg>
The thought of being trapped in a coffee shop with Jenny while Tori Amos music repeats on the speakers? ;D
Jenny
12-30-2007, 09:41 AM
The thought of being trapped in a coffee shop with Jenny while Tori Amos music repeats on the speakers? ;D
It would have to a be pretty fucking bizarro-land coffee shop if I were to even glance at either of you. And Tori Amos rocks. So unless you have an unreasonable hate on for coffee it would seem like an odd thing to fear.
yoda57us
12-30-2007, 11:01 AM
The thought of being trapped in a coffee shop with Jenny while Tori Amos music repeats on the speakers? ;D
It would have to a be pretty fucking bizarro-land coffee shop if I were to even glance at either of you. And Tori Amos rocks. So unless you have an unreasonable hate on for coffee it would seem like an odd thing to fear.
I'm oddly aroused reading this...Does this make me a bad person?
merely_lurking
12-30-2007, 04:07 PM
I wish I could say that I have ever had a lap dance that was good enough to make me splooge in my pants. I would be a happy camper.
I_luv_dancers!
12-30-2007, 05:00 PM
I wish I could say that I have ever had a lap dance that was good enough to make me splooge in my pants. I would be a happy camper.
I don't understand - you're in Houston fer cryin' out loud! You don't even have to try very hard.......
I_luv_dancers!
12-30-2007, 05:01 PM
I'm oddly aroused reading this...Does this make me a bad person?
Of course not. Masochism does not make one bad....
merely_lurking
12-30-2007, 07:17 PM
I don't understand - you're in Houston fer cryin' out loud! You don't even have to try very hard.......
Let me help you understand, newbie. I've had dancers blow me, jerk me off, and I've fucked a few dancers here in Houston, but I've never been able to come strictly by having a dancer grind on me through my pants. I have a hard enough time coming with a latex condom around my dick, a thick layer of denim or whatever makes it pretty near impossible for me. But alas, I've been retired from the strip club scene for some time now. Hope that clears things up....
I_luv_dancers!
12-30-2007, 09:03 PM
Let me help you understand, newbie. I've had dancers blow me, jerk me off, and I've fucked a few dancers here in Houston, but I've never been able to come strictly by having a dancer grind on me through my pants. I have a hard enough time coming with a latex condom around my dick, a thick layer of denim or whatever makes it pretty near impossible for me. But alas, I've been retired from the strip club scene for some time now. Hope that clears things up....
Ahhh, roger that. Your trigger is set for a very heavy pull, for safety sake!
Casual Observer
01-01-2008, 10:22 AM
The thought of being trapped in a coffee shop with Jenny while Tori Amos music repeats on the speakers?
Hey, no slagging on Tori Amos.