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Bridgette
07-24-2005, 03:37 PM
I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker

Mr.B
07-24-2005, 03:42 PM
This was quite an interesting challenge, since trying to take a pic of your own balls is not as easy as I thought it would be. So...for your viewing pleasure I present:

:shocking: My chocolate balls...

(pictures of my balls are on the internet, my life is now complete!)

Yea
07-24-2005, 03:48 PM
OH MY GWASH Bridgette!!!!!! You are hilarious.. ROFL!!!!

^^ Yummy^^ Chocolate!!!! Lol

Bridgette
07-24-2005, 03:54 PM
Ummm, Ac/Dc - Big Balls, 1981. It was the first "dirty" song I ever knew. I was 8. *sigh* such fond memories

LOL ;D

Just thought it was oh so appropriate here :biggrin:

And YAY more balls! mmmm chocolate!

Yea
07-24-2005, 04:04 PM
HAHA!!!!!! I though you sat and wrote that.. ROFL!!!!!!!.. good thing you cleared that up ;)


Comon boy’s, keep the Balls rolling!!! lol

sol_de_pr2
07-24-2005, 04:27 PM
Ummm, Ac/Dc - Big Balls, 1981. It was the first "dirty" song I ever knew. I was 8. *sigh* such fond memories

LOL ;D

Just thought it was oh so appropriate here :biggrin:

And YAY more balls! mmmm chocolate!Well, one song we both like;D

Bridgette
07-24-2005, 04:55 PM
Um, what's not to like about a song called Big Balls? lol
Anyway I also like most of their older stuff, I just don't use it at work cuz it doesn't fit my work style.

Jay Zeno
07-24-2005, 06:52 PM
When they finally descend, I'll take a picture of 'em.

RetiredDancer
07-24-2005, 07:10 PM
*cackles* Good grief ;)

Bridgette
07-26-2005, 02:28 AM
Whassup boys! No more balls?
Are you guys skeert???

hardkandee
07-26-2005, 11:44 AM
I've been begging my boyfriend to take a pic.
I think he thinks I'm nuts. (No pun intended. :P )

Deni
07-26-2005, 02:31 PM
Haha...I was going to take one of Mox when he wasn't expecting it...and then post it and tell him after!

AinNY
07-26-2005, 08:31 PM
this is too funny...good work B

infra-red
07-26-2005, 09:21 PM
What's up with all of the shaving? I like my men hairy. I want to see hairy balls!

Then I'm the man for YOU! I refuse to shave my balls so they like a pre-teens! I'll see that I can do to "get up" a pic! Hell of a first post!LOL!

Bridgette
08-01-2005, 09:14 AM
YAY more balls! ;D

dgtlfnk
08-01-2005, 09:18 AM
YAY more balls! ;D


That seems like the EXACT caption for this pic....

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8339/bigberriesnotwig6dw.png


http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1103/floor9ph.gifhttp://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1103/floor9ph.gif

Mr.B
08-01-2005, 09:56 AM
:shocking: Dang,

Those suckers are huge. She seems quite pleased with herself too...

WiseGuy_TX
08-01-2005, 06:13 PM
...you gals asked for it. >big balls video< (http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=465)

8TJ
08-01-2005, 06:43 PM
Oh, Ok if you insist
http://www.cheapmovieposters.com/squirrel/squirrel.jpg

Bob_Loblaw
08-06-2005, 08:32 AM
http://media.milkandcookies.com/media/wmv/n/nutbra.wmv?media=3182ec861d84b73f8ad9ffca91859ae4

The Nut Bra

sander8son
08-13-2005, 02:30 PM
its been so long. not sure i remember how to post pics. lol, and to think i was almost the mod of this forum....

NOW SUCK ON THEM!

XoStellaOx
08-13-2005, 04:25 PM
eueueueueueu nutz are gross I used to like em but nope they just don't do it for me anymore

exotica17
08-13-2005, 04:36 PM
Oh my gosh, what happened to the guys on wiseguy's post? 8TJ, that squirrel is sooo funny. It's always kind of embarrasing when animals expose themselves. XOStella, I agree with you (except my little son has THE cutest balls in the world--but then again, everything about him is cute:)) .

8TJ
08-13-2005, 08:57 PM
exotica17....
Squirrel, what squirrel? That my picture was taken for my high school reunion..

princessjefflina
08-14-2005, 05:41 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/gordywhite6/eee007_0001.jpg
haha
not balls but puffy labia
:(

Bridgette
08-18-2005, 03:05 PM
LOL!
Keep em coming boys!

Sandy, nice to see you posting again ;D

Katrine
08-19-2005, 03:22 AM
Jefflina wins! Now can we please close this thread? Balls smell like balls.

Princess Sex
08-19-2005, 06:51 AM
Our balls :)

princessjefflina
08-20-2005, 03:14 PM
http://tinypic.com/ao5nwm.jpg
http://tinypic.com/ao5q9u.jpg ive been workin out

feistykitty
08-20-2005, 04:31 PM
Ew. My brain can't think of more words.....ew.
Kitty

Chuckles
08-25-2005, 02:27 PM
Princess Sex, I'll let you play with mine if you let me play with yours...

ChgoSteve
09-04-2005, 05:41 PM
I thought I would break the ice in my first post. lol

Hope you ladies enjoy them

Bruce1976
09-06-2005, 08:46 AM
I might post my balls tomarrow...:)

Bridgette
09-14-2005, 12:11 PM
Woohoo!!! Keep the balls rollin boys! ;D

Crissychan
09-14-2005, 01:43 PM
Ball's are like shoes you can't have too many!

AinNY
09-14-2005, 02:07 PM
3 would be too many

samz
09-19-2005, 11:03 AM
wtf why not join in

samz
09-19-2005, 11:05 AM
ahhh shit sorry bad pic hold on i think this one is better ....maybe

AinNY
09-19-2005, 01:17 PM
Squeeze that shit...


http://peoplesfurniture.net/scart/public/scart/images_templ/skyscraper.jpg
this view always makes things look bigger :P

i thought this was about balls anyway :D

CuriousJ
09-19-2005, 03:06 PM
AinNY hey good observation your such a baller lol !

samz
09-19-2005, 08:05 PM
np. i'll get a nice one for ya. i was trying to get my balls pic but hey i can't get the right angle. cock pics are much easier for me. camara view does suck, i give you that. if a cock thread pulls up on here (or already exists) i'll send a nice one out at a good angle, show you it's not just the view in this pic that makes it look big ;).

but til then, that's the best balls thing i could do in a hurry. sorry people

samz
09-19-2005, 08:34 PM
acutally i got a ball pic right now unfortunately my ex is right there too...kindda amature stuff. so i'll take one of just me. my roomies are around a lot but i'll find the time.

samz
09-20-2005, 09:10 AM
there we go. some ligit pics. roomies were going to lunch so it was a quick time for me to take the pics. but anywho here it is.

Phedre
09-20-2005, 10:29 AM
Thanks Samz!
MORE BALLZ PLEASE!!!
Nice nuts too CuriousJ! U got BIG BALLS

CuriousJ
09-20-2005, 07:40 PM
Thanks Its good to have a big sack lol !


Thanks Samz!
MORE BALLZ PLEASE!!!
Nice nuts too CuriousJ! U got BIG BALLS

samz
09-20-2005, 10:47 PM
yeah, i got the high riders :(

babygirlxo86
10-01-2005, 11:34 PM
yeah, i got the high riders :(

Bitch please, they're beautiful 8)

fearless
10-03-2005, 10:20 PM
here's me

Yea
10-04-2005, 07:08 PM
eeewwww lol.. B look what you started!!

Pryce never did post hu!!

hehe

bridgetrx
10-31-2005, 02:52 PM
Thanks, hijacker, that was SWEEEEEETTTT!