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dances4u
07-29-2005, 01:40 PM
I'd like to start a thread about anal sex. Girls how do you get around problems with occassional constipation? Guys does it freak you out when a little gets on your dick?

merely_lurking
07-29-2005, 02:23 PM
It's not a big deal if a little poo ends up on my dick. I just make her lick it off and everything's peachy... :)

dances4u
07-29-2005, 02:46 PM
Ewwwwwww

Katrine
07-29-2005, 02:52 PM
Constipation happens. Just drink a cup of strong coffee the next morning and plenty of water. It will come out eventually.

Aaaaaaaaah, anal, another aspect of sex I miss since I'm not getting any :(

Mastridonicus
07-29-2005, 04:05 PM
heh....

What an awesome thread.

*sighhhh*

I wish I've tried it. I supposed if it was offered I'd be happy to take it in any condition it came.

I doubt you'd go into a chocolate factory, and not expect get any chocolate on you

yoda57us
07-29-2005, 04:06 PM
It was a little weird the first time I noticed a bit of last night's dinner on little yoda...but what the hell, I was wearing a rubber anyway...besides, the positives far outweigh the negatives.

Katrine
07-29-2005, 06:15 PM
It isn't so much poop, as it is poop juice. Does that make sense?

yoda57us
07-29-2005, 08:37 PM
Kat: Yeah, I think that's a good way to describe it. Consistency of the PJ can vary, probably based on dietary factors...boy this is getting...clinical...:-\

The Snark
07-29-2005, 09:57 PM
I believe Dan Savage has officially labelled the substance santorum, after the gay-bashing senator:

http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/

Katrine
07-30-2005, 02:50 AM
Sweeeeeeeeet, I love Savage!!! Santorum, exactly....

infra-red
07-30-2005, 02:51 AM
Anal sex is a pain in the ass...if its done correctly!

Malibu
08-01-2005, 03:18 AM
If you want to make sure everything is rosy before you indulge, just use an enema and then scrub your ass. You can get one over the counter. There's a lot of great anal info at www.mypleasure.com and www.take-it-like-a-man.com. Information can be applied to both males and females receiving anal.

silverandcold
08-04-2005, 02:54 PM
Wah! I don't think I've ever fouled my bf's dick before....lol. And, I've never been constipated either just go to the bathroom and blow that load right outta there!!!! LOL


-_-;;

merely_lurking
08-04-2005, 07:12 PM
I guess if you wanted to be really anal about it, you could get an enema beforehand just to be sure. :)

Clark
08-04-2005, 11:56 PM
I just wanted to thank everyone for completely ending my desire to do anal.

yoda57us
08-05-2005, 05:11 AM
Clark: Don't let the clinical stuff gross you out too much. It's good and re-assuring info. Watch any video from the "Mike in Brazil" series. Your desire will return....

silverandcold
08-05-2005, 01:38 PM
It's not that big of a deal. It feels good.....what's any better about sticking it in a vagina?? They can get pretty narsty on occasion!!! It's not like if you stick it in the ass, you're going to pull out and have shit covering you. I bet that really rarely happens.

Casual Observer
08-05-2005, 10:28 PM
If you're into pleasing her with anal, in the immortal words of a wise SW girl whose name escapes me right now, you both have to get over your fear of shit. This was not difficult for me.

Anal isn't a big deal for me, unless she particularly likes it. Otherwise I can take it or leave it.

Two cents.

SportsWriter2
08-09-2005, 07:26 PM
Anal isn't a big deal for me, unless she particularly likes it. Otherwise I can take it or leave it.

Same here. Young dancers want to know how they can do it without hurting. I just say "keep the tip pointed toward your belly button." A week later they come over with a big thank-you hug. :)

For dancers who want to feel it in the club, I keep a birthday candle in my blazer pocket. Always look for the easy way out.

GiselleQ
08-13-2005, 01:35 PM
Escort and anal service.

As i remember, things have gotten really raunchy lately in this area. I have no idea why.
Used to be a simple fornication in the bunghole, now without being too descritptive, anything goes.
Point is, their idea of humiliating a woman (what sex work is all about) has been ramped up quite a bit, so don't think you're going to get away with smoking a cigarette in high heels while he takes pictures.
The prices seem to have gone down too, but it's so hard to say in this business. The cheapest price I've ever heard a girl charging was simply "a place to stay," and the most I've ever heard a girl getting is $10,000 from a Japanese businessman who would fly her to Tokyo for one night. My estimate is that anybody else doing it would only make a couple of hundred.
Yeah, that's a fact.
....Thanks.

FBR
08-13-2005, 01:46 PM
As i remember, things have gotten really raunchy lately in this area. I have no idea why.


Its the Sex Talk portion of SCJ so its probably gonna be a little raunchy. We are supposed to talk about "free" sex only, though.

FBR

Katrine
08-13-2005, 10:28 PM
Its the Sex Talk portion of SCJ so its probably gonna be a little raunchy. We are supposed to talk about "free" sex only, though.

FBR

Huh? WTF? Then you and Sporty would have nothing to contribute to this area. ::)With the way my sex life is going, neither would I. :'(

SportsWriter2
08-14-2005, 01:00 AM
We are supposed to talk about "free" sex only, though.

Huh? WTF? Then you and Sporty would have nothing to contribute to this area. ::)With the way my sex life is going, neither would I. :'(
Fooka woo, Kat. I only pay for time and Chinese takeout. Dumb rule, FBR, because I never remember whether something happened in "fun friend" time or "could we just hang out some more?" time. :-\

If anyone who has ever danced wants to contribute an experience or technique for which money was associated, you can just say, "I would have done it with Sporty for FREE." :)

two-timer
08-14-2005, 07:28 AM
Aaaaaaaaah, anal, another aspect of sex I miss since I'm not getting any :(

There's a very simple solution to this. Grab a custy and ask him if he wants to have anal sex with you - for free - that way, you won't get arrested for prostitution. If you can't find takers, PM me! I'll fly over to your place! ;D

FBR
08-14-2005, 09:44 AM
Huh? WTF? Then you and Sporty would have nothing to contribute to this area. ::)


. Dumb rule, FBR

I just mentioned it in passing, I guess. Pryce doesnt want the Blue to turn into an ASPD or Bigdoggie but short of that I'm sure theres plenty of lattitude for expression ;D


If anyone who has ever danced wants to contribute an experience or technique for which money was associated, you can just say, "I would have done it with Sporty for FREE." :)

If you want to discover a way to wiggle around the rules, ask the Sportsmeister ;)

FBR

SportsWriter2
08-14-2005, 10:20 AM
I just mentioned it in passing, I guess. Pryce doesnt want the Blue to turn into an ASPD or Bigdoggie but short of that I'm sure theres plenty of lattitude for expression ;D

Now I understand the point. Pryce has a very good sense of information architecture. :)

kitana
08-15-2005, 02:19 AM
Anal sex is a pain in the ass...if its done correctly!

Actually it's a pain in the ass, if it's not done correctly. If it is done correctly it's nothing short of pure bliss.

yoda57us
08-15-2005, 06:51 AM
I only pay for time


Funny, that's exactly what the escorts claim they are billing you for.
Anything else that happens between consenting adults blah, blah, blah...

SportsWriter2
08-16-2005, 08:03 PM
Funny, that's exactly what the escorts claim they are billing you for. Anything else that happens between consenting adults blah, blah, blah...

Really? You're taking all the fun out of having fun friends. :-\

Katrine
08-17-2005, 07:32 PM
I just mentioned it in passing, I guess. Pryce doesnt want the Blue to turn into an ASPD or Bigdoggie but short of that I'm sure theres plenty of lattitude for expression ;D
FBR

Fine, once ya'll start to regularly censor the type of dialogue like we've had in this thread so far, I'm outta here.....and I'm sure that some of the most entertaining posters, such as Sport, Punk, Chili, etc...will be right behind me, on top of me, underneath me, etc...

stant
08-18-2005, 03:35 AM
There's a very simple solution to this. Grab a custy and ask him if he wants to have anal sex with you - for free - that way, you won't get arrested for prostitution. If you can't find takers, PM me! I'll fly over to your place! ;D

I do believe you've uncovered a loophole in the criminal vice code, you nimble minded bastard. Clarence Darrow, F. Lee Bailey, and Johnny Cochrane can finally rest in peace knowing such a clever force is at the helm of their cause.

SportsWriter2
08-18-2005, 07:53 AM
Fine, once ya'll start to regularly censor the type of dialogue like we've had in this thread so far, I'm outta here.....and I'm sure that some of the most entertaining posters, such as Sport, Punk, Chili, etc...will be right behind me, on top of me, underneath me, etc...
And MW would be driving that bus. :D

Katrine
08-18-2005, 09:47 AM
And MW would be driving that bus. :D

Doh! How can I forget my beloved weaver of tittilating storytelling! We'll be on the party bus to pervert-ville! Kat gang bang and penicillin shot included in the fare!

FBR
08-18-2005, 04:48 PM
Doh! How can I forget my beloved weaver of tittilating storytelling! We'll be on the party bus to pervert-ville! Kat gang bang and penicillin shot included in the fare!

Speaking of buses ::)

http://bangbus.com/


Fine, once ya'll start to regularly censor the type of dialogue like we've had in this thread so far, I'm outta here.....and I'm sure that some of the most entertaining posters, such as Sport, Punk, Chili, etc...will be right behind me, on top of me, underneath me, etc...

Kat you know there hasnt been censorship here other than some personal attacks kicked to the curb and a few theads deleted, usually at the request of the thread originator :)

FBR

Katrine
08-19-2005, 02:36 AM
Hehehehe, guilty of being an attention whore! Free lapdances for the mods, if ever we shall meet! ;)

dave1112
08-19-2005, 02:33 PM
Wow, how do I become a mod? ;D

FBR
08-19-2005, 03:42 PM
Hehehehe, guilty of being an attention whore! Free lapdances for the mods, if ever we shall meet! ;)

I dont think I could handle Kats LD's...Im too old. Nice offer though :P

FBR

Moneywise
08-19-2005, 06:25 PM
I dont think I could handle Kats LD's...Im too old. Nice offer though :P

FBR

I can say first hand that Kat's lap dances are solely in a class all by themselves. The woman is just plain incredible. ;)

FBR, just be sure to take some oxygen with you. You'll be fine. ;D

vegasric
10-13-2006, 11:39 PM
it has never upset me.. just go clean it off.. and then try something else..

but I love anal.

WillStrip4Shoes
04-26-2007, 07:24 PM
I've never had problems with consipation, at least that I noted. Anyways, anal is not something I partake in regularly, it's an infrequent adventure. But advice I have for you: Take your time, rushing is no bueno.. and use lube!

X Evan X
04-26-2007, 11:16 PM
Keep a dark towel close by and anal can last all night baby!!

I'm spoiled, a great fuck-buddy back in the day was REALLY into anal. As in liked it more than straight sex, as in she really knew how to keep her stuff clean (that makes it really fun). Whew those were the best pit-stops on the way home after work at 4am ever!

-E

Corgan
05-20-2007, 07:04 AM
if you dont want poo on your dick, make her enema first or use a condom :)

exotisch23
05-27-2007, 12:28 AM
I just don't understand in pornos why guys sometimes make the girls suck their dicks right after they've just pulled it outta their ass :yuck:

FBR
05-27-2007, 11:08 AM
I just don't understand in pornos why guys sometimes make the girls suck their dicks right after they've just pulled it outta their ass :yuck:

ATM is a domination/degradation thing which supposedly gets guys worked up and thus sells more videos/internet pay per view. I guess if there wasn't a market they wouldn't be offering it.

FBR

Moneywise
05-27-2007, 05:58 PM
I've been having sex with this woman I used to work with two years ago whom I never knew had a thing for me until about three months ago. We've been fucking one average once a week. She's the wholesome MILF with a great ass, sandy blonde hair, in her mid thirties, and attached. Through a mutual friend I asked a question about her picture on her myspace page and that word got back to her. A few flirty lines turned into full on fucking. Here are a few highlights of things I have been doing to her because she secretly likes it and doesn't get it like this in any other arena.

- domination
- deep anal penetration
- choking
- spanking
- hair pulling
- deep throating, swallows every drop
- I tie her up on occasion and have my way with her.
- last week I laid her on the bed on her back with her head dangling off of the edge of the bead and deep throated her while leaning over, spreading her legs wide, and spanking the shit outta her pussy until she came over and over again. (having her pussy spanked is one of her big turn ons) I wouldn't let her cum until I came in her mouth.

We've done a lotta shit "figuratively" :P in the last few months. Our hookup sorta started on the premise of my loving anal and her also finding great enjoyment in it. 80% of our sex involves my cock buried deeply in her ass. I've never been into domination but i have enjoyed every single bit of it with her. She thrives on being submissive and it turns me the hell on to be able to have my way with her. This leads in to something that also happened last week.

Normally we will hook up and she'll have plenty of time beforehand to do the enema thing and get "ready". Well, lest week I got a room and she showed up with bag in hand from the pharmacy. Her embarrassment was evident but I told her to take all the time she needed. So I laid there and watched videos until she was ready. Apparently she didn't take long enough. After her towel was removed we both enjoyed some light FK before I began to position her on her stomach. After grabbing the lube I prepped her ass and went right for it. (always wearing a condom) After about 5 minutes I noticed shit juice on my dick and shortly thereafter a good amount of it permeated the area. I stopped and let her rush into the RR in utter embarrassment. Sher just kept saying "oh my god" over and over again. That had never happened to her and I also had never experienced it but I felt no embarrassment or anything else of that nature. After she spent another half hour or so in the RR on the throne and showering again I cleaned the sheets, along with my cock, and we laid on the spread. After she realized I was in it to win it she loosened back up and began to give me the most incredible hand job ever. It didn't take long to work me up. She's hot and fucking her is pure ecstasy. I didn't get back into her ass that night but I wore that pussy out. We both came in multiples and the night ended on a very positive note. For a few days I was wondering what the cleaning person would have thought when cleaning the room. In the trash cans they would have found spent magnum condoms, a used enema, fairly clean sheets (thanks to my cleaning frenzy) with a hint of shit stains on them, and loads of used towels. It was quite and experience and I surprised myself by the way I handled it. That's truly part of my personality right there.

Off the subject: This week we've somehow gotten onto the subject of taking pics of each other. I've promised to take a few pics of my cock only for her to have for private reference whenever she wants to look at them and she has said I can take any picture of her that I would like. It's quite a crazy setup and I am loving every minute of it.


I just don't understand in pornos why guys sometimes make the girls suck their dicks right after they've just pulled it outta their ass :yuck:

This I have not done to her but she has been requesting that I cum on her face which I will oblige very soon. I couldn't do the A2M thing though. That's a bit too much. Well, unless she begs for it. }:D I am playing this dom role to the hilt. :P

SportsWriter2
05-27-2007, 08:10 PM
last week I laid her on the bed on her back with her head dangling off of the edge of the bead and deep throated her while leaning over, spreading her legs wide, and spanking the shit outta her pussy until she came over and over again. (having her pussy spanked is one of her big turn ons) I wouldn't let her cum until I came in her mouth.
MW has game. Ask her what she really likes and build a scene around it.


For a few days I was wondering what the cleaning person would have thought when cleaning the room.
She tells the front desk and you go on the Truckers List. That means you get a corner room from now on. Plus all the young Latina maids will know who your friend is. If she speaks Spanish...


Off the subject: This week we've somehow gotten onto the subject of taking pics of each other. I've promised to take a few pics of my cock only for her to have for private reference whenever she wants to look at them and she has said I can take any picture of her that I would like.
On no, this is definitely on subject. Take three pictures of her smiling with her clothes on, like she's a sports model. Take the rest when she's in the No Shame Zone.

Katrine
05-27-2007, 11:01 PM
If you are going the enema route, one needs AMPLE time to squeeze all the "juice" out. Its not just her poo, its also from the enema. She should have done it a good while before she came over.

Me, I don't bother with the enema. If you want the ass, the shower is in the other room for when its over. Never had an accident.

Moneywise
05-28-2007, 12:17 AM
If you are going the enema route, one needs AMPLE time to squeeze all the "juice" out. Its not just her poo, its also from the enema. She should have done it a good while before she came over.

Me, I don't bother with the enema. If you want the ass, the shower is in the other room for when its over. Never had an accident.

Yeah. This is why she will be the invitee from now on so she has plenty of time to prep.

Your ass is special. nuff said.

Casual Observer
05-28-2007, 11:44 AM
Me, I don't bother with the enema. If you want the ass, the shower is in the other room for when its over.

Well said.

<S> Kat

Moneywise
05-30-2007, 03:23 AM
Building onto the earlier story.. Yesterday she let me in on a little secret. The story I divulged took place this past Friday. On Saturday her boy wanted sex and, according to her, he never wants anal. Well, Saturday night he asked for anal and she told him no. She then told me that hole was reserved for me and me only. I feel so privileged. }:D