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Helle
10-10-2005, 04:07 AM
Haha, the first name I ever danced to was Aeris. it was pretty tacky, but I stole it from Final Fantasy VII.

I go by Haylee Murda now, tacky too, but there's nothing like a nice, homicidal name to fend off the freaks.

Sunshine is a name I don't like. It just sounds way too fake. Or Rainy, Stormy, anything that has to do with the weather.

Ecstasy85
10-10-2005, 09:44 AM
I knew some girls with these names...

Flex
Cream
CocknBalls

Deni
10-10-2005, 11:34 AM
Haha, the first name I ever danced to was Aeris. it was pretty tacky, but I stole it from Final Fantasy VII.


That's too funny! *Sigh* I love that game!

Richard_Head
10-10-2005, 12:05 PM
CocknBallsNow that name would scare me away.

lunchbox
10-11-2005, 11:00 AM
CocknBalls
Back in college, there was a girl with that nickname. It described something amazing she could do with her mouth.

FourWinns
10-11-2005, 05:08 PM
There's a gal at a club near here in West Virginia who's named "Escalade". I shit you not.

I'd buy a few dances just to see if she's really 'Professional Grade'. Or maybe I'm thinking of her slutty dancer co-worker 'Denali'.

rusdancer
10-19-2005, 10:18 AM
I knew some girls with these names...

Flex
Cream
CocknBalls

:O Cocknballs??That is scary!
I can't believe some of the names you guys have listed here.
The weirdest one I've ever came across was Pussy.It was making a lot of people uncomfortable when the dj announced :"This is our own beautiful Pussy on stage!"

ExtacyInDaytona
10-19-2005, 11:50 AM
what about dakota??

playstation
11-07-2005, 07:11 PM
there's a couple of girls names at my wife's club............

nothing against them personally.......::)

sativa....sweetpea....channel

Yekhefah
11-23-2005, 12:13 PM
Sparkle gets my vote.

Mine too. The club I just left has a Sparkle who could not have chosen a worse name for herself. She is tall and wide like an Amazon, has choppy dark hair, wears black all the time, and has a surly, bitchy personality. She has a permanent angry expression. Nothing like having a dark surly Amazon in black spandex walk up and growl, "Hi, I'm Sparkle." /:O

Maybe she's trying to be ironic, I don't know.

threlayer
11-23-2005, 01:01 PM
Remembered a dancer (nice natural boobs) who turned into a loudmouthed DJ and a server who seemed always drunk and nasty. As she aged, her looks got rapidly worse, as did her waistline. She called herself meeka, and I called her Eeeka. She had this wild stringy haido, sort of like the identifier of that Jamaican religion that believes Haile Selasse was the next Messiah. As that transformation began to happen, I called her "Medusa" after the Greek character that was so shocking to view.