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Anney Dancer 2
06-14-2006, 07:12 AM
As vindication of my fear, comes this story in the news today:

Woman sues club over stripper's kick -- The customer and the club owner have different stories of how her nose was broken by a dancer's high-heeled shoe (http://www.sptimes.com/2006/03/11/Northpinellas/Woman_sues_club_over_.shtml)

bloody hell!
Well sounds like that girl was asking for it!
I've kicked another dancer on purpose when on stage once and its not something i would do lightly - the kicker is more likely to get hurt than the kickee..

No.1 for me is any move at all on the pole where the girl spins around with her knees bent and feet flexed like the wicked witchof the west. i hate that!

No.2 the ass slap

no.3 really pulling hard on nipples - mine are too sensitive 4 that! ouch!

maui
06-14-2006, 12:29 PM
am i the only one who's never seen this "match trick" done? someone explain it to me!

Take a match out of a book, split the bottom in half, and attach over your nipple. Light it and be sure to blow it out before it gets to the end! Also seen where they light up the whole book. Kewl the first time and always for pryomanics!
}:D

easy_e
06-14-2006, 05:50 PM
This thread reminds me that one of the things I like about the SC experience is that it can be at times almost surreal, like a waking dream, far removed from ordinary life.

Peter from L.A.
06-14-2006, 07:07 PM
A few years ago I was in a famour club in Vegas and this dancer that should have quit 8 years ago coems up and says "I've made $40, I been here all damn night and I'm getting fired if I don't make at least $700." I laugh and say "Jeez, good luck with that one but no thanks babe". And here's the part that I hated...

She reaches down and starts undoing my belt buckle. "Whoa, what the hell???" I say. "No trust me this is really fun" says this 102 year old crappy 'entertainer'. Like a fucking moron I let her unbuckle my belt and she yanks it through the loops and flips it around my neck in one fast motion. I start flailing away cuz homey don't like no belt around his neck and this bitch is holding on. I'm 6'5" and I stood up and she still doesn't let go. Fucking customers are laughing dancers are laughing - it sucked big time. Finally after what seemed like a million fucking years a bouncer comes over and pulls this bitch off me. So it was right about then that this old hag tells me I owe her for the dance. I'm sure my jaw hit the puke, cum, and piss stained floor.

I walked out with her yapping about services rendered. Yeah right.

That was the tackiest damn thing I've ever seen... Oh wait, there was another night that was waaaay worse. See the next post.

Peter from L.A.
06-14-2006, 07:31 PM
The tackiest thing ever? Well for me it was this...

An ATF dancer friend of mine knows I'm going to be in her home town the following night and she calls me to say "hey, it's my night off why don't we go check out some of the other SC's in town?" "Sure baby, why not" I say as I'm thinking how do I get this lucky. So the night rolls around and we go to the first competitor club and it's kinda lame so after about 40 minutes we pack it up and head to the next. My friend says "er, this one's kind of skanky, ya sure ya wanna go here?" "Oh come on how bad could it be?" So we go in. Unbelievably lousy SC, maybe the worst in the U.S.of A. No, on second thought, it IS the worst club in the country.

So we're getting ready to find club #3 when this dancer stops us and says "You haven't had a dance yet! I'm the best come back to the VIP with me." We give each other what-the-hell shrugs and we follow her back. We get there and we're in mid-song so our entertainer starts to break the ice with a discription of her fucking finances. Well, to be more precise, the lack of her finances. She tells us about her staving kid, the over-due rent, and on and fucking on. Okay I agree with you, this is tacky but oh no, this isn't the tackiest part... not by a long shot.

My friend and I are laughing cuz we're half drunk and this scene is sooo stupid and lame that it's funny. We get up to leave and our dancers says "WAIT!!!! Check this out!!!" and pulls off her wig to show us she has a completely bald head. Doink, doink, the sound of two jaws hitting the floor. And just when you thought you've seen it all...

She pulled out her fake teeth.

And she mumbles "That'll be 20 dollo's"!!!

We were laughing so hard we couldn't stand! I somehow found my wallet and gave her 40 and I told her "that was one of the BEST shows I've ever seen!!!"

There's my all-time by far tackiest moment in a club. In fact, come to think of it, that's gotta be the tackiest moment in my life. Man, I just got a shiver thinkin' about it.

Anney Dancer 2
06-16-2006, 05:20 AM
just thought of another...

when a dancer has her back to the pole, bends over, and 'strokes' the pole between open legs..

i've seen ths done thousands of times n only a few make it look sexy, sometimes i even feel sorry for the next guy they'll jerk off cos they pull the pole so hard!!! :O :O

HobbyHorse
06-18-2006, 10:20 AM
Wow, tough crowd! Maybe clubs should ask customers to fill out preference forms upon entry so the poor strippers will know what is a turn-on and what is tacky. ;)

As far as stage shows are concerned, as long as the girl is having fun and the crowd enjoys it, it's all good.

For private dances, it's up to me to let the dancer know what I like and don't like.

And, it's up to her (or the bouncer) to let me know if she doesn't like something I'm doing. }:D

In general, though, I think the world will be a better place if strippers don't have to be unduly worried about being "tacky" in a strip club. /:O

Anney Dancer 2
06-18-2006, 02:44 PM
ha ha ha you are so funny Hobbyhorse!!! LOL

Sometimes we like to think we're laydeez..! ;)

HobbyHorse
06-18-2006, 03:33 PM
ha ha ha you are so funny Hobbyhorse!!! LOL

Sometimes we like to think we're laydeez..! ;)

You are! The best ladies also know when to be a little tacky. :P

I'm just saying, lots of folks would probably consider getting naked and wiggling around on my lap to be somewhat "tacky," so I don't want any of you fine young women getting the wrong idea...

Anney Dancer 2
06-18-2006, 04:04 PM
But of course! Point fully understood, no offence taken.. ;)

PhatyPants
06-19-2006, 10:33 PM
It's called making pink butterflies. The really pink ones are cute. :)

I dont get it?? :-[

juan
07-06-2006, 08:15 AM
No bath for like 72 Hrs. peeuw! >:(

cdysgrl
07-06-2006, 06:07 PM
[QUOTE=Malibu Yes, there was a girl who did this at my club. She used to make her buttcheeks dance individually.

I have a getto but and alot of guys love it when i do that. Also I slap my ass during lap dances only guys love it.

cdysgrl
07-06-2006, 06:29 PM
Something I think is tacky isn't a stripper move but a customer... I hate when your trying to give them a lap dance and they keep trying to talk to you about stupid shit... come on how are we suppose to be sexy if we keep having to talk about stupid shit.

Cheif_Bigfoot
07-12-2006, 04:18 PM
The ass slap doesn't really do anything for me. Personally I'm a boob guy though so if you wan to pull/pinch/lick/light a match over your nipple you will have my attention. Consider that likely every person on here has something different that they like the most just go with what you feel comfortable with and are good at. Oh and I think I'm starting to like the fact that the local club is topless and not nude. I do enjoy seeing everything but some of those stories scare me a little bit.

As for talking during a lap dance, unless its about some part of the dance I don't see why you wouldn't just shut up and enjoy yourself.

SeppeSai
07-12-2006, 10:58 PM
I witnessed one event today that made me shake my head.

A dancer, at whose behest I don't know, stuck a shot glass between her ass cheeks and did her stage set with it wedged in there. People howled with delight.

AllieC
08-01-2006, 09:27 AM
Maybe I'm wrong, but I think it's doing the pole when you have NO f*cking clue of what you are doing.



Correct me if I am wrong but isn't that how gals learn? Not like they teach a class at the local community college

cherry_sin
08-01-2006, 10:26 AM
^^^^ Allie, you're my new hero. Amen.

xdamage
08-01-2006, 03:14 PM
I'm not sure if it's the tackiest move ever, but .. well the story is I was hanging out with this cute little stripper, buying us drinks, and well I was too fucking drink to stand up myself and deal with the tipping at the stage. So my cute little stripper buddiette took the $1s and made the hand-off to the g-string. So this one stripper we were tipping gets up on the pole and does some trick where she hangs upside down. My stripper buddiette says, quote, "She looks like a monkey."

I laughed so hard I was in tears, and to this day when I see a stripper hanging on a pole I think of monkies.

MissK
08-13-2006, 10:30 AM
A dancer girl I know said she can put the pole between her ass cheeks and you won't see the pole anymore (chick has a ridiculously huge ass).

To add insult to injury, she weighs 215 lbs and is 4'11". Not cute in the face at all.

Thass goddamn gross.

Hmm, different strokes for different folks?

Bob_Loblaw
09-10-2006, 07:10 PM
Not so much a stripper move but tacky nonetheless. Chewing gum during stages. I'm not talking a stick or two of chewing gum. I'm talking Randy Johnson on the mound working his wad of gum before throwing a fastball. Attractiveness points are definitely lost here.

tootsie
09-14-2006, 05:39 PM
i do that :ashamed:

Corina
09-21-2006, 08:18 PM
The tackiest thing ever? Well for me it was this...

An ATF dancer friend of mine knows I'm going to be in her home town the following night and she calls me to say "hey, it's my night off why don't we go check out some of the other SC's in town?" "Sure baby, why not" I say as I'm thinking how do I get this lucky. So the night rolls around and we go to the first competitor club and it's kinda lame so after about 40 minutes we pack it up and head to the next. My friend says "er, this one's kind of skanky, ya sure ya wanna go here?" "Oh come on how bad could it be?" So we go in. Unbelievably lousy SC, maybe the worst in the U.S.of A. No, on second thought, it IS the worst club in the country.

So we're getting ready to find club #3 when this dancer stops us and says "You haven't had a dance yet! I'm the best come back to the VIP with me." We give each other what-the-hell shrugs and we follow her back. We get there and we're in mid-song so our entertainer starts to break the ice with a discription of her fucking finances. Well, to be more precise, the lack of her finances. She tells us about her staving kid, the over-due rent, and on and fucking on. Okay I agree with you, this is tacky but oh no, this isn't the tackiest part... not by a long shot.

My friend and I are laughing cuz we're half drunk and this scene is sooo stupid and lame that it's funny. We get up to leave and our dancers says "WAIT!!!! Check this out!!!" and pulls off her wig to show us she has a completely bald head. Doink, doink, the sound of two jaws hitting the floor. And just when you thought you've seen it all...

She pulled out her fake teeth.

And she mumbles "That'll be 20 dollo's"!!!

We were laughing so hard we couldn't stand! I somehow found my wallet and gave her 40 and I told her "that was one of the BEST shows I've ever seen!!!"

There's my all-time by far tackiest moment in a club. In fact, come to think of it, that's gotta be the tackiest moment in my life. Man, I just got a shiver thinkin' about it.

Peter...dude..(yeah I'm in LA too) that is so scary :O :O However, you will never forget that one will ya?

Riley21
11-05-2006, 08:01 PM
When the dancer stomps her feet on stage, demanding attention.

jaizaine
11-30-2006, 08:24 PM
I fucken HATE that fake purring in my ear.

CP

pardon my ignorance but by purring do u mean making a cat purring noise or do u mean like pretending to have an orgasm noise?

jaizaine
12-02-2006, 11:29 PM
hey i always like hearing im hot even if they are telling all the other girls the same thing!

Andygirl
12-09-2006, 12:07 AM
I hate when strippers do the headstand/crotch in the face thing on stage. Guys might like it, but it's tacky, too "up close and personal" for a stage thing, and they gal usually only gets a dollar or two. Seriously, why sell yourself that cheaply? AND, what if that guy didn't want your nasty cooch in his face? These same gals are the ones who put their legs around a guy's head and then shake him up until he gets whiplash. Not sexy, IMO.

The other thing I hate is old stripper hook foot. You know, where she's putting one leg behind her head but instead of being pointed, her foot is flexed. It's tacky, yet somewhat hilarious.

Jenny
12-09-2006, 11:42 AM
I can't believe that you guys hate the cat purring noise. I don't do it, I don't even think I CAN do it - but I think it's adorable. You guys are fucked up, man.

gameover
12-09-2006, 12:45 PM
I can't believe that you guys hate the cat purring noise. I don't do it, I don't even think I CAN do it - but I think it's adorable. You guys are fucked up, man.

Maybe to chicks, but my two most hated moves (in order):

1) Foot stomping on stage
2) Purring

Guys hate f'ing cats :)

xdamage
12-10-2006, 01:30 AM
Actually I like cats. The purring thing could be even be 'adorable' under the right conditions (e.g., playtime with a real SO), but in a SC it just comes across as a cheap gimmick to me.

Agreed about the foot stomping though. Lame.

mr_punk
12-10-2006, 04:39 PM
yeah, cat purring and porn star moaning is lame-o, but i think strippers serenading PLs during a LD is slightly more lame. i mean, it's one thing when a stripper is just goofing around a bit lip-synching or singing off-key like it's karaoke night. however, i met a few girls who started to get into it (before i tell them to zip it) like they're Ethel Merman or something.

rlams2000
12-12-2006, 06:55 PM
Ethel Merman??;D That's too damn funny.

dayzed
12-18-2006, 09:52 AM
Wearing tampon during nude dance. The other night I got a dance from a tampon-wearing stripper who was very aggressive in forcing the stage-side interaction -- repeatedly grabbed the scruff of my neck, brought face to her genitals, grabbed my hands and ran them over her inner thighs, etc. Now I am a (reasonably) progressive fellow but I found the tampon intrusive and distracting. If dancers are going to work while menstruating I for one would prefer that they take it out and just splash around (paraphrasing Ani D). Of course her insistence on being so physical suggests that my discomfort may have been entertaining to her.

Jenny
12-18-2006, 10:28 AM
Oh for crying out loud. I'm sorry but the embarassing error does not get to constitute a tacky move. A "move" is something that you do with some deliberation; not something that happens because you happen to be having a heavy flow and feminine places are contorting, resulting in some slippage.

And for the relatively few guys that would like to "splash around" in our menstrual blood, most would prefer that we just kept it to ourselves.

dayzed
12-18-2006, 10:41 AM
Oh for crying out loud. I'm sorry but the embarassing error does not get to constitute a tacky move. A "move" is something that you do with some deliberation. I assumed that the decision was deliberate. If not, well, at minimum it was tacky not to be more conscious of the protrusion. (unless as I suggested she got a kick out of shocking/discomforting the customer. I really think this may have been the case, just from her overall demeanor.)

Jenny
12-18-2006, 10:49 AM
The decision? To work on her period? We all work while we're menstruating (in fact, next time y'all go in, think about that - "she COULD be bleeding under there"). All of us. Every club, every state; topless or nude; lapdances or airdances. Trust me - y'all can't tell unless you're giving a gynocological exam; that is - unless your fingers are in there, you're not going to know. She had a slip - she may have been in a hurry and not checked her feminine places for appropriate discretion. The likelihood that she "decided" to flash her tampon around is... I don't know, I can't even think of a comparator, but it is damned unlikely.

You know, all this talk about girls menstruating has made me really feel like I've imported a little pink. I hope I've made y'all really uncomfortable and that you enjoy considering this the next time you go out.

dayzed
12-18-2006, 11:21 AM
We all work while we're menstruating (in fact, next time y'all go in, think about that - "she COULD be bleeding under there"). Who cares? It's only worthy of note if she happens to be crab-walking around a stage, pulling your head to her groin, and thrusting the tampon out like a Pez dispensing its candy tablet. In which case, one might reasonably prefer a little "appropriate discretion" as you put it.

Jenny
12-18-2006, 11:28 AM
Who cares? It's only worthy of note if she happens to be crab-walking around a stage, pulling your head to her groin, and thrusting the tampon out like a Pez dispensing its candy tablet. In which case, one might reasonable expect a little "appropriate discretion" as you put it.
Okay. I've got to be honest right now. I was not expecting to read that.

However - I refer you back to my previous comment that this is not a "move" - it is a mistake. No, she was not deliberately thrusting her tampon at you.

You know once I recommended a film all about vaginal tissue to a customer (well, sort of recommended) and gave him my email so he could tell me what he thought. He must have rented it on the way home because like 6 hours later I got this email entitled "That was fucked up!" There was a list of everything he thought was fucked up about it, including a scene in which a couple puts a used tampon in a glass, adds water and they both drink it.

lunchbox
12-18-2006, 01:47 PM
He must have rented it on the way home because like 6 hours later I got this email entitled "That was fucked up!" There was a list of everything he thought was fucked up about it, including a scene in which a couple puts a used tampon in a glass, adds water and they both drink it.
So, you're implying that isn't fucked up?

Jenny
12-18-2006, 03:42 PM
So, you're implying that isn't fucked up?
Well, considering that you guys can listen to a certain gentleman here converse about the joys and pleasure of punching a woman in the back of a head while having sex with her (which, incidentally, I'm pretty sure would vitate the prior consent, the decision of the court in Maryland notwithstanding) and ejaculate in woman's eye while kicking her in the shins to make her hop on one leg and swear and squint like a pirate, I think maybe you are just applying a very arbitrary definition to "fucked up." But you know. I'm just a girl. What do I know?

lunchbox
12-18-2006, 04:09 PM
I'm just a girl. What do I know?
How to put most men in their place.

doc-catfish
12-18-2006, 05:26 PM
However - I refer you back to my previous comment that this is not a "move" - it is a mistake. No, she was not deliberately thrusting her tampon at you.
Jenny is correct. Thrusting a tampon only counts as a "move" if it shoots out 25 feet across the room. Its only "tacky" if it fails to make it through the goal posts set up at the bar.
:whistlebl

As a safety factor, customers in the line of fire wear raingear, much as the same way they would in the front rows at a Gallagher show to prevent being hit by "splashing".

You all may now upchuck your dinner. :yuck:


You know once I recommended a film all about vaginal tissue to a customer (well, sort of recommended) and gave him my email so he could tell me what he thought. He must have rented it on the way home because like 6 hours later I got this email entitled "That was fucked up!" There was a list of everything he thought was fucked up about it, including a scene in which a couple puts a used tampon in a glass, adds water and they both drink it.
I figured that Tom and Katie sex tape was going to rear its ugly head eventually.
:loco:

mr_punk
12-18-2006, 06:03 PM
Trust me - y'all can't tell unless you're giving a gynocological exam; that is - unless your fingers are in there, you're not going to know.unless, a PL slips his hand under her g-string and is about to play amature gynocologist until she stops him and she says, "it's that time of the month, baby".

She had a slip - she may have been in a hurry and not checked her feminine places for appropriate discretion.yeah, dayzed...next time, show some sensitivity. you should have discreetly told the broad, "yo stripper! the string is hanging out of yer snatch".

The decision? To work on her period? We all work while we're menstruating (in fact, next time y'all go in, think about that - "she COULD be bleeding under there").okay, i thought about it for a nanosecond and as long as her gag reflex is out of order. it's no problemo.

You know, all this talk about girls menstruating has made me really feel like I've imported a little pink. I hope I've made y'all really uncomfortable and that you enjoy considering this the next time you go out.nah, it's still baby blue down here, red. although, when you start seeing threads down here like the ones that have been popping up in site issues. you'll know your work is done.

Jenny
12-18-2006, 06:33 PM
Jenny is correct. Thrusting a tampon only counts as a "move" if it shoots out 25 feet across the room. Its only "tacky" if it fails to make it through the goal posts set up at the bar.
:whistlebl

Okay. That was another thing I was not expecting to read.



I figured that Tom and Katie sex tape was going to rear its ugly head eventually.
:loco:
Hee. Sometimes I just really like to put in a little extra effort to repulse all of you.

ahmeerah
02-04-2007, 09:22 PM
Ass Slap followed closely by the booty jiggle and in third place is licking your boob and sticking a dollar bill o it.

yes yES and YES!

UtahMike
02-04-2007, 09:42 PM
1. The girl who started to dance and began moaning like a soundtrack for a porno film. I thought of telling her, "Hey, we both know you're really not turned on," then I decided what the hell and just ignored the sound effects because the dance moves were pretty incredible.

2. Two times I have had a dancer put her nipple on my lips and push it between them. This is maybe sexy until you think that she has probably done the same thing to every other guy with whom she's danced that night. I hope the alcohol in my beer killed the germs. Made me want to gargle with hand sanitizer.

aries1
02-09-2007, 08:11 PM
OMG.
This girl at a club by me does the bicycle to move to each new customer. YEAH... the move your mom used to do laying in bed... ya know with her legs up in the air like she was biking. It's the corniest and ugliest thing I have ever seen. Then she gets on her knees, slams their head into her fakies, turns around slaps her ass and crawls away. OH ITS SICK! She is a meth head, I don't know if she has ever seen herself do this before but it makes her look so tweaked out because it's a move she does in less than 10 seconds!

Oh my god;D This is the funniest shit I ever heard. Just for kick's I tried to do the multiple moves really fast with a timer for 10 second's. Oh my god it was so funny I couldn't even finish:D Please ask her to put that move on you tube! It would be the highlite of my day.

mark2007
02-19-2007, 03:31 AM
Strippers don't do this too much any more, but a lot of them used to flex their anus. Basically like they were pushing out a turd. I always worried about getting blasted in the face by a fart. Never happened. But I sure would never flex my anus in public! ;D