vegasbebe
10-22-2005, 05:12 PM
Wow. I was going to post a story, but after reading all of yours, I realize that I have never, in five years, had a truly wierd customer. (LOL)
venusofwillendorf
10-22-2005, 08:13 PM
i'm freaked out by men's nipples. i don't know why. i have no issue with hurting them, but the idea of a man getting pleasure from his nipples being stimulated just creeps me out ot no end.
RoseWhite
08-01-2006, 11:00 AM
Compared to all the other tales here, mine doesn't really compete, but I definitely had my weirdest lap dance ever the other night. Not the worst, not the most threatening or uncomfortable, just the weirdest. Youngish Asian man who had tipped me well on stage (and also tried to lick me, but I nipped it in the bud and he behaved after that) but had declined a dance earlier in the evening approaches me at the end of the night and asks for a lap dance. He then asks the price. I tell him $20 and he spends about 5 minutes rooting around in his pockets. He has 4 pockets in total, each of them filled with wadded-up bills in assorted increments. He'd pull out a wad, shuffle through it a bit, then go to another pocket and repeat the same thing. It wasn't like he was trying to get enought money together - in the wads I definitely saw a few fives, tens and twenties, but then he'd put it away and move to another pocket. :O
Finally he nodded and said okay. We walked over to the dance area and found a seat, and he starts this whole pocket-digging process AGAIN! I know at this point that he has to be on something, and finally stop him while he's got a wad with a $20 & tell him that's enough. We start the dance at freakin' last, and he literally leans back, mouth open, and throws his arms up in the air. He undulates and waves his arms around, his eyes either closed or rolling back in his head, throughout the entire dance, as though he's been hit with religious fervor - I half expect him to start speaking in tongues! :rotfl: The look on the bouncer's face was priceless! I kept glancing over at him with a "What the hell?" look, trying in vain to keep a straight face.
Naturally he attempted one more lick at some point, but I was even sharper with him this time. He wasn't slurring or anything, in fact, he kept waxing poetic about "Oh Rose, you're so beautiful, I'll always remember you, oh Rose . . . " I'm assuming it was X, but who knows? The grand finale was a request at the end of the dance for a VIP, but for the first time EVER I declined. It was the end of the night, even though they would have stayed open another 15 minutes for a VIP, but I was just beat and didn't feel like dealing with dodging his tongue the entire time, much less starting the whole pocket digging process again. I felt a bit of seller's remorse the next day, as I could have had another $200 in my pocket, but sheesh. At the time, I was just beyond done.
Cameo
08-01-2006, 03:37 PM
We start the dance at freakin' last, and he literally leans back, mouth open, and throws his arms up in the air. He undulates and waves his arms around, his eyes either closed or rolling back in his head, throughout the entire dance, as though he's been hit with religious fervor
OMG that's hilarious! I wish I could've seen that goofball!