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Krazyjane
10-22-2005, 01:53 AM
The stripper blog guy loses his virginity for $450 (http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=MalcolmTUSA&tab=weblogs&uid=371519034). Ewww.

Madcap
10-22-2005, 04:27 AM
God, how depressing would that have to be!

doc-catfish
10-22-2005, 07:59 AM
God, how depressing would that have to be!
Considering he was in Houston very depressing. He could've probably gotten the deed done for much cheaper. Hell, he even admitted that he should have negotiated.

I was holding my breakfast down until I got to the "Cyberskin" part. :yuck:

Mastridonicus
10-22-2005, 08:22 AM
"Yes, that's what I said. There I was, sitting on a couch in a strip club .....in Houston, Texas. My cock was inside a real pussy for the first time ever. Devirginized by a Brazilian stripper. I was shocked , I was dumbfounded"

JESUS!

WiseGuy_TX
10-22-2005, 09:16 AM
...<comedy>what is it with these Brazilian strippers making such internet press with our finest American perverts! First its >Jeff and voltabianca.info< (http://www.folkimage.com/bio.html) then >MalcolmTUSA< (http://www.xanga.com/MalcolmTUSA). I bet those Brazilian stripper assassins were after > (http://www.lightreading.com/document.asp?doc_id=82814&WT.svl=news2_1)Robert McCormick< (http://www.lightreading.com/document.asp?doc_id=82814&WT.svl=news2_1) and probably Derek too. Ohhhh masterfull yoda please enlighten us!

yoda57us
10-22-2005, 03:33 PM
Derek's not gona get any Brazilian ass for the prices he's paying.

Jeff is a hopeless PL/RIL who fell in love with an accent and a slowly gyrating ass... the first Brazilian is always the toughest. If he'd just go to a club and let a few more South Americans bounce on his lap instead of paying a private dick to look for the one who disappeared he would figure out that they are lovely but human. He won't.

Malcolm is a loser. He should have done the escort thing for his first time. He wasted 5 or 6 minutes inside a perfectly good Brazilian cookie.

I can't explain the Brazilian appeal without getting into some very derogatory opinions about how American women have been raised/indoctrinated over the past several generations to think and act a certain way while South Americans and women from Eastern Europe and Asia have not....I just roll with it and spend according to my preferences.

What I CAN say is that, in Brazil, strip clubs are really just brothels or outcall placement services. The average Brazilian "garota" will fuck you all night for about 50 bucks back in the mother country. Getting $20 a song is serious money for them. Most of the Brazilians who come here DID NOT work in clubs in Brazil....but some did....

Katrine
10-22-2005, 06:15 PM
Thanks ya'll. I just threw up in my mouth. And not just a little bit. :-[

madmaxine
10-22-2005, 06:38 PM
Hey don't talk bad about my Brasiliana hermanas. If you want to read the real deal about a Portugesa twist heroine, read the book by Paul Cohelo, the title is either 11 or 12 Minutes. (Guess what that refers to?)

Yes, Latinized women are people pleasers. They also make fantastic socialist "insurgents" (see: Sandinistas/ FARC/ Shining Path/ SubCommandante Marcos & his mujeres..)

KamrynAnne
10-22-2005, 06:43 PM
who the hell is derrick?

Mr Hyde
10-23-2005, 05:35 PM
former controversial stripperwebber