View Full Version : How to Bang a strippper (this made me REALLY mad...)
BrittaneeDreame
10-19-2005, 07:01 PM
hmmmmm.... interesting theory
Lexy9804
10-19-2005, 07:10 PM
Wow...once again my theory hasnt proven me wrong yet...the world is full of stupid people...Any dancer that hooks up for a fix is more of a crack whore than and exotic dancer, but its girls like that, that lead people to believe crap like that..personally I think it was a joke and knowing that there are men that are really that stupid made me laugh!!!
If he truly believes the only way to bang a stripper is to feed her drugs, he's a weak bitch with poor taste in strippers and no fucking game whatsoever.
girlnew156
10-19-2005, 08:41 PM
this whole thing is a joke. it was from the vice website, and if you look there, almost all their articles are ridiculing stereotypes or are tongue-in-cheek. i think it's funny.
Click here.
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v12n1/htdocs/how_to.php
Have no notion of whether they intended it as a joke or not.
Coz, my experience tells me, drug use is a bad problem.
Foxey
10-19-2005, 10:06 PM
Why is it that it's only racist when it's directed at someone who's not white? Like WTF everyone is like "OMG THAT'S SO RACIST! HE SAID BLACK GIRLS SMOKE POT!!!" Ummm he said white girls do coke too. Like really... but yeah it was a joke, I laughed. Some people are just bleeding hearts waiting for an oppertunity to be offended.
thechaosfairy
10-19-2005, 11:25 PM
I know! I know! I'm a brunette white girl who loves horse tranquilizers!
Yeah, they left me out TOTALLY, didn't even get my drug in there ANYWHERE, or my category. I'm a Jewish brunette who's keen on blotter acid, man. ;D
you can all laugh all you want, but i dont hink its funny. I think it is offensive. I think ppl that write that stuff in jest or not are assholes. Only an asshole could think of shit like that even if it was written in jest.
thechaosfairy
10-20-2005, 12:51 AM
Yeah, they're assholes, all right -- but if the assholes and idiots of the world weren't good for laughing at, I think I might be genocidal or suicidal.
And that would make me an idiot too.
NinaDaisy
10-20-2005, 01:24 AM
Yeah, it's a joke, but dancers are so used to hearing so much negative shit directed their way that our tolerance level is breached pretty easily. Can't blame someone for getting pissed when pretty much every portrayal of dancers on TV or movies or books is fucked-up.
Glamazon
10-20-2005, 01:38 AM
I love it! It is in just the right amount of poor taste to put a smile on my face.;D
plmoneysponge
10-20-2005, 01:45 AM
.... Have a girl friend who is also sick of pathetic guys trying to get us strippers into bed through these tricks. You have to be able to trust her, and know that she won’t rat you out (you be willing to do the same). You have to have each other’s back...
You just want to render him unconscious for a few hours.
...
It is your partner’s job to distract the PL while you slip the G in his drink
...
If he has cable, order a bunch of pay-per-view events
...
you and your girlfriend can go shopping!...
I'm in love..... :-*
We'll always have Paris.
Hot and EVIL! It doesn't get any better....
Damn this is turning out to be a good site!
kitana
10-20-2005, 05:12 AM
Paris I love you!!!!
I guess I'll have to try that the next time some asshole gives me that crap.
It's truely priceless!!!
Helle
10-20-2005, 08:31 AM
Me too! I'd bang anyone who would offer me a couple of Thorazine! :P
Isn't Thorazine an injection...?
Helle
10-20-2005, 08:36 AM
Okay, I'm sure most of you are going to disagree with me here, but let's be honest. About 80% of dancers probably do do drugs--at least liqour. Maybe weed. Hell, I still think at least two thirds of the PUPULATION (stripper or not) does some for of drugs.
I think what gets a lot of you mad is you take it personally, like people are saying "OH IF YOU BECOME A STRIPPER, YOU WILL BECOME A DRUG ADDICT". It's not like that. I think if you are a drug addict (or just a recreational drug user) you may be more tempted to get into stripping because it's fast cash, no drug check, bla bla bla.
I'm sure most of you don't do annnyyy drugs at all... But I also bet a lot of you probably work with mostly girls that, whether you know it or not, at least smoke pot or maybe do some blow at a party once in awhile.
You probably can't even notice or point out someone who may recreationally do light drugs once in awhile.
As for the article, I already stated it's just tongue in cheek. I highly doubt the guy who wrote it even believes it. It's just humour, and if stereotypes weren't SOMEWHAT true, than no one would ever have any interest in reading it.
Foxey
10-20-2005, 12:45 PM
"if stereotypes weren't SOMEWHAT true, than no one would ever have any interest in reading it."
I agree 100% stereotypes have to come from somewhere or they'd never stick... like I said, bleeding hearts waiting for an oppertunity to be offended and scream STEREOTYPE! Geez man chill
*passes a blunt*
plmoneysponge
10-22-2005, 09:15 AM
...About 80% of dancers probably do do drugs--at least liqour. Maybe weed. Hell, I still think at least two thirds of the PUPULATION (stripper or not) does some for of drugs....
Eating young hot stripper pussy gets me high. Strippers have the best maintained and groomed pussies on the planet. That's one stereotype I'll stand by anyday.
TarynJolie
10-22-2005, 10:48 AM
I read somewhere that 10%-20% of the population uses some sort of illegal drug and that doesn't even included alcohol
krchab99
10-22-2005, 10:55 AM
my god this post sikens me first of all i never did drugs a day in my life i think its stupid and if i did want to do drugs i would make enough money being a good hustler to buy them my self and would not need to bang an ass hole for them.. god. arrrrr
KamrynAnne
10-22-2005, 11:13 AM
parts of what this guy found are sad but true, but i would vouge to say that the majority of us dancers have enough street smarts to know when someone has something up their sleeve... part of our job is to read men, and when we do it day in and day out, we create intuitions in our heads that tell us to stay away from guys like this.... even girls who do take drugs on a pretty consistent basis will do them with people she knows and trusts.. now a new dancer who is all about partying and doesnt really know the system yet, won't even bat an eye lash at some guy she meets at work that seems cool and safe who just wants to party, when in reality he wants to take advantage of the poor girl.....
vegasbebe
10-22-2005, 05:33 PM
Whomever wrote this is a stupid racist fuck who couldn't get laid in a whore-house. I'm really sure that we're going to become your little sexual playthings if you give us an 8-ball. What an asshole. Promise me if he ever comes into a club where anyone is working, we will "accidently" step on his balls with our heels
Jessica
10-23-2005, 11:27 AM
Someone want to tell me that women don't have fantasies themselves no matter how devious? Gosh, isn't that what the show "Desperate Housewives " is all about? Truely an awakening.
sorrow
10-23-2005, 05:14 PM
Yep...getting ready to watch it now ;D
Althena
10-23-2005, 06:58 PM
.. a quote my friend told me from .. some book..
"never fu(k a dealer for drugs. Fu(k a normal citizen for cash, then buy the drugs directly."
:P
sorrow
10-24-2005, 02:34 AM
(draws a line...) huh....what? Oh, yeah, you are right (snort)
KittenCaboodle
10-24-2005, 02:42 AM
The sad thing is most guys believe that shit!
dirtynarcosis
10-24-2005, 08:10 AM
Damn dude, so being a punk rock chick w/ tattoos, I am supposed to be into pills? Better tell my customers to quit giving me all that crack & heroin though if they are trying to get in my pants. Damn they are gonna be pissed...
Jessica
10-24-2005, 01:01 PM
Some 80% of strippers take drugs? Well they certainly don't sound that innocent. Oh this terrible man is trying to take advantage of them? Hmmm.... let's browse this website a little bit ,let's go say articles, what do we find? How to own a customer! That's strange , I didn't know they were for sale. Dictionary, what is an ATM?
Have any women ever offered men drugs or do they pass the roach the other way when they come upon one? What about alcohol? Is it a drug? Do you sell it to any of your customers? What about a known alcohol abuser? Would you sell one to him? Has any woman offered an extra to procure a sale from an innocent male?
Do women take any responsibilty for their actions or do you all fall under the influence of a man? Why don't you just take Nancy Reagan's advice, "Just say no!" In order for someone to fall for somebody's obvious scam, you have to be on the same level as them.
For all those that went along I'd say," You deserve each other." Enjoy your lives.
plmoneysponge
10-24-2005, 01:24 PM
...How to own a customer! That's strange , I didn't know they were for sale....
Actually, information about clients or customers, including buying habits, unusual needs, and contact information is considered an asset to virtually any business that sells damn near any service or product. As is the more intangible information about what specifically any customer needs but does not ask for.
Such information is worth money. In any business. It's why Vons and Ralphs have discount cards that track everything about your purchases, incuding the item, the time, the location....etc...
We're all for sale. We just don't see it.
...
I'll agree that some of the self-righteous comments here are a bit much, however, plying a teenage girl with drugs as a way to "turn her out" is on another level of evil. Imo, publishing this openly, rather than let the aspd roaches whisper to each other about vulnerable targets is vastly better. I think that was the purpose of the article.... "Shape up you dumb bitches...can't you see how some of these evil fucks are screwing with you?" Don't blame the messenger.
not_a_custy
09-08-2006, 07:47 PM
But like Jenny said guys who believe this shit want to be caught up in the fantasy of the wild druggy stripper who lives the Sin City lifestyle. Fun movie where, in one segment, the women run part of the town and they're all hookers and strippers and other shady ladies lol They exist strictly as one dimensional characters. The other day our friend wasn't at her day job and since she and her co workers have had some trouble at the club we were worried for her. Come to find out she was registering her daughter for school. Nice to have a mundane ending happen.
Bella21
09-08-2006, 09:30 PM
Damnit! I'm a white brunnette! I don't even get to be on the list! :) Seriously, though. I think it's HARDER to fuck a stripper. We're hip to their shit! That guy was just an idiot. I will never understand the fascination with fucking strippers. If we're drugged out ho's that would fuck someone for drugs, why the big deal about it??
bostondancer
09-09-2006, 11:46 AM
I also know a few girls like and guess what ?? They ALL have STD'S like herpes so go have fun get a junkie to fuck ya you wont be around long .
Why are we such a trophy ? I really don't get it . Like we are not human lol they went to HS with us live down the way from us , bag our grocery's .....
Wilhelmina
09-10-2006, 04:45 AM
I'm blonde AND have a tattoo, does this mean I should be taking my coke in pill formm or should I be crushing up my pills to snort in the toilet?? So confused!!!!!! Oh if only some man could set me straight on correct procedure I could go have drugged up sex with him!!!!
If only I could of used brevity instead of sarcasm on this moron, I just hate him far too much to be clever.
my drug of choice at work is caffeine :)
exotisch23
09-10-2006, 05:14 AM
Hey I think I found his myspace page! haha! what a loser!
Windy
09-10-2006, 03:28 PM
how stupid. haha. this must be a joke. but its so iggonorant.
how can he know what 'race' of a stripper determines what drug she likes?
9 out of 10 strippers are hooked on some drug? like weed and booze? pff, id say 9 out of 10 PEOPLE smoke weed/drink booze! besides, where is he getting his stitisctics?(cant spell).
anyways, i dont do drugs that much, but i can afford my own.haha.
well anyways, this must be a joke. i dont take it that seriously. it just shows how some people are iggorant to strippers. i know alot of people like this. so lame.
Bubble
09-11-2006, 04:25 AM
Chris Nieratko is a columnist in "bizarre" magazine in the UK. His column is a porno review... but he never actually reviews the porn, he just bleats about other stuff. It IS supposed to be funny, but he is a bit of a dick too. Most of his stories end up talking about his wife (and how she won't agree to a threesome) but you can tell he is just joking... well most of the time.
badpixie
09-11-2006, 02:24 PM
once again, this article is a very obvious joke.
Windy
09-11-2006, 03:36 PM
once again, this article is a very obvious joke.
yeah, an offensive joke ;) haha.
badpixie, i love yer avatar. i love the simpsons! that eposide was really funny even tho i forgot wich one it was!
PleasureVictim
09-11-2006, 10:11 PM
I love when guys ask me if I smoke weed or do X or whatever. I can happily respond with- "Nope!"
Even if I did I sure as hell won't be taking any from a stranger. I'm not going to downplay it...numerous dancers at my club dabble in one thing or another. It's even rare that I see 1 or 2 of them NOT high. And you'd better believe they got their own shit from people they know.
So I don't know who'll fall for his tricks.
fatcat3030
09-12-2006, 01:10 AM
If this was proven to be 100% accurate, where's the proof?
The 3 clubs I work at do not fit this idot's description of strippers at all!
Guys like this cocky jerk, think they know it all but they are sooo far from it.
DJ Maimed
09-12-2006, 01:18 AM
If it were so true and easy then this person would be doing strippers and keeping it to himself not wasting time on a message board.
Pretty_Penny
09-12-2006, 08:23 AM
according to that i must be black (since my drug of choice is weed). not a chance in hell i'd have sex for it though. :P
ga peach
09-12-2006, 02:55 PM
what a crock this guy really takes the cake as a loser
susan
09-12-2006, 08:46 PM
I'm as blond as blond gets, and I've never done coke!
According to his rules, I must be a black chick.
ha ha thats funny. im inked and pills are no where near my forte. this is just one more stereo type for me. wow my collection is getting huge. ;D
Collegegirl
09-25-2006, 06:36 PM
WHITE STRIPPERS (TATTOOED AND/OR WITH PUNK HAIRCUTS)
This is a somewhat trickier bunch to read because they like pills
and saying someone "likes pills"; is like saying someone "likes
music."; You've got to either roll the dice on a narrow spectrum of
possibilities (uppers, downers, psyche, or pain) or you can be smart
and invest in a smorgasbord of pharmaceuticals and have all your
bases covered. There's nothing worse than sparking a girl's interest
only to learn she likes Xanax and you've got a pocket full of
Ritalin. Pretend that you're going fishing and you've got an empty
tackle box. You're going to need a little of everything: lures,
bobbers, hooks, etc. Pills are inexpensive ($5-$8 a pop), so see if
you can work out a deal with your man on a variety bottle. At that
price you shouldn't think twice about pissing them away. Offer a
blue to the first girl you see. If she takes it, she'll go and tell
the other girls. Give 10mg to each and every girl in the club. 10
strippers = 10 pills = 50 bucks. No big deal. If you have enough to
get each girl high on the job, one of those girls is going to have
enough brains to realize you've probably got more. She'll be the one
to ask you, "What are you doing later?";
This is my "catagory" and to be honest I do love me some pain killers and I am always off and on differnt MAOI's but..... I would never take a PILL from a customer.
Actually I dont take pills period. Unless of course they are perscribed to me.
ExoticEngineer
09-26-2006, 09:43 AM
K, this had to be some what a joke....right?
I laughed through most of it...and it seemed to me that was the intended response...did he really think anyone was going to be taking notes? Heh......
Laugh about it, that sh*t was funny!
~B
dommeniico
09-26-2006, 01:04 PM
OMG! :O
Djoser
09-26-2006, 02:41 PM
Well it's pretty much a joke, and anyone trying this exact approach as described here would look like an idiot and an asshole--but I have seen some really repulsive guys get a lot of action by plying Daytona women--dancers and non-dancers as well--with drugs.
Something it took me a while to accept, and also something that made it pretty tough to talk up the participants when I put them onstage. Nothing destroys the desireability of a woman like seeing her hanging all over a fat, ugly, stupid guy who is just smart enough to offer some blow or ex, and knowing she has either fucked him already or is about to. I simply cannot talk them up when they do it.
Fortunately this new club is an entirely different story, they are very strict about what goes on here, and I love it.
Dj Captain Rob
09-26-2006, 06:23 PM
Hey D! Glad to see you have returned.
Anyways, this was definatly a joke and it was entertaining but not nearly close to being science.
Cap't
terra
09-29-2006, 08:20 PM
OTHER STRIPPERS
That is correct, I am going to lump together all Asian, Latin, Paki,
Euro strippers, along with anything else that might have just come
off the boat and amputees. This category is really your best bet,
especially Euro girls, because all they want is to be loved and
taken care of and what drug emits more love than Ecstasy? The
reality is you could give them mescaline and they'd take it without
caring.*** A key with foreigners is to make them feel welcome in
America. This is accomplished by telling them you don't detect an
accent, that they speak great English and that you basically
understand and agree with whatever they are saying regardless of the
fact that you can only make out every fourth word. To do this
convincingly, you must practice. Go to your stereo and put on some
rap music that you can't understand the lyrics to (most any rap will
work), turn up the volume just slightly, then go into your bathroom
and shut the door. You should not be able to easily hear more than
reverb and bass. Stare dead in the mirror, strain your ears and try
to decipher the lyrics without looking unsure, without creasing your
forehead and pursing your eyes. If you can convince your mind that
you know every lyric to that Ghostface song, using only your eyes
and facial expressions, you'll be able win any foreigner over,
completely negating their self-consciousness. Using drugs as bait,
of course.
I fit this category and I get pretty insulted when people say they "can't detect my accent"... LOL. :P