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xoxoGracexoxo
12-19-2005, 04:47 PM
A time or two it's been completely dead and I have begged our DJ to play Tenacious D's "Fuck Her Gently" ...he says no.

Jessica Lords
12-19-2005, 07:35 PM
I know this isn't the oddest song but one lunch hour the dj played Rod Stewarts "If you think I'm Sexy" (don't know if that is the title) - it just felt really awkward....odd almost...lol.

wakko0129
12-19-2005, 07:38 PM
BUt hey, if they were willing to pay me, i'd dance to the "Rubber Ducky" song by Ernie if needs be lol

I have a Techno Remix of Rubber Ducky... in German!!! I found it years ago on Napster, before it got shut down.

Yekhefah
12-19-2005, 07:47 PM
Wakko, where can I find this?? I WANT IT, I WANT IT!!!

wakko0129
12-19-2005, 08:31 PM
Wakko, where can I find this?? I WANT IT, I WANT IT!!!

I found it on pre-Lars Napster. I'm not sure if it's available commercially. When I get home to Chicago, I'll upload it for you.

ex_ecdysiast
12-20-2005, 03:55 PM
this one?



I kinda like this one myself...lol

Yekhefah
12-20-2005, 04:08 PM
Oh my Lord!! Thank you!! That's awesome. :D

ex_ecdysiast
12-20-2005, 04:19 PM
You're welcome :)

**Dream**
12-26-2005, 02:43 AM
Between the sheets by The Isley Brothers
Darling Nikki by Prince

mild2wild
12-26-2005, 03:36 AM
i seriously did a dance to oompa loompa it was funny and i got tipped like crazy men thought it was a comedy act not a strip tease

DeeJay
12-26-2005, 06:21 AM
I think the weirdest song I ever played was a Merengue version of the "Flinstones Theme", sung in Spanish of course. I also played a Brazilian version of "Hit The Road Jack"

MishaBliss
12-26-2005, 12:57 PM
This one manager i had used to think it was hilarious to play 'who let the dogs out' when we were all on stage for the mega strip.
I've danced to 'fuck her gently' by Jack Black a few times for a laugh, but i'm a weirdo, I think Jack Black is sexy as hell.

Juliette_deSade
01-01-2006, 06:40 PM
Fuckin' on the Dancefloor-Dirty Sanchez
Nothing is Wrong-FC Kahuna
Parlez-Vous Freezepop?-Freezepop
Slavesex-DieForm
Megacolon-Fischerspooner (poo humor anyone?)
Fashionista-Waldorf (words are nothing but designer labels named rythmically)

xoxoGracexoxo
01-02-2006, 09:50 AM
Dynamo Hum by Frank Zappa. The filthiest, funniest lyrics ever:

I couldn't say where she's coming' from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(Y'jes can't do it)

And it just gets worse from there.

I'd never heard it before dancing to it, but it worked really well, because it made me laugh my ass off on stage, and the crowd loved that.

lizlizliz
01-27-2006, 10:36 AM
as a complete joke/bet, wind beneath my wings. hilarity ensued, i promise.

RockAngeL
02-13-2006, 10:26 AM
Hrmm... weirdness that actually went somewhere...

"Scream Of The Butterfly" - Acid Bath

I LOVE this song}:D

Guenevere
04-01-2006, 05:44 AM
So I had to pull up this thread, it's a waste to start a new one. Here's the reason...

Amanda Lepore-"My Hair Looks Fierce" and "Champagne"







She's a transexual and she kicks @ss, I love it!!!

:hyper:

thechaosfairy
04-01-2006, 07:45 AM
I now have "Uncorrected Personality Traits" by Robin Hitchcock & the Egyptians on a mix CD! The other day I put it on when no one was tipping, and people started coming up with money.

One customer said, "So, what's with making people think you have a penis?" and I said, "I don't know, but the folks here sure seem to like it, I make good money to Hedwig too!" (which is true, and funny.) Then I said, "see, now you can tell I don't have a penis," and proceeded to demonstrate my lack thereof . . .

There's a lot of identity play for me; being a stripper feels like being a drag queen.

Lyssa Lynn
04-01-2006, 09:07 AM
Chocolate Salty Balls- sung by chef on southpark
Devil Went Down To Georgia- Charlie Daniels
Folsom Prison Blues- Johnny Cash

Cally
04-01-2006, 02:19 PM
Britney Spears Parody... Ooops I farted again... I had a good time with it too :D

TROU8LE~
04-01-2006, 06:11 PM
Nwa -i Just Wanna Fuck With You

rayne808
04-03-2006, 10:23 AM
i dance to lots of really weird stuff. the guys who come in often sometimes will stay for my last set just to see what i'll do. (and they tip well for it too!)
here's some that have been popular lately...
"letter to my penis" by rodney carrington (and pretty much anything else by rodney)
"goodby squirrel" (a parody of goodby earl) by cletus t. judd
i do mostly country music (and here in montana i make bank on it) and there's a ton of weird country out there!

Guenevere
04-03-2006, 01:20 PM
Tom Waits - "The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)"

greggy
04-03-2006, 01:48 PM
Not exactly wierd, but uncomfortable:
Hoe sit down- I'm not sure who it's by though
Jesus Walks- Kanye West <- love the song but I don't want to think about Jesus at work

Midgetfour44
04-05-2006, 10:29 PM
I love dancing to "strange" songs and joke songs.

Primus - "Shake Hands with Beef"
Cold - "Stupid Girl"
Three Days Grace - "Just Like You"
Alice in Chains - "Man in the Box"
Black Sabbath - "NIB"
Days of the New - "One to Abuse"

Funny:
AC/DC - "Big Balls"
Tenacious D - "Fuck Her Gently"
Dresden Dolls - "Coin-Operated Boy"
Bloodhound Gang - "Hell Yeah"
King Missile - "Detachable Penis"
Cake - "Sheep Go to Heaven"

PS - This isn't really strange, but just about anything from the Queen of the Damned soundtrack is sexy in a weird way. The beat is HOT, but the lyrics aren't. (It's about vampires)

redheadbombshell
04-10-2006, 08:19 PM
}:D Rape me by Nirvana


I just stood there cause I was so freakedout

mollyzmoon
04-10-2006, 09:29 PM
Hey midget, I dance to some weirdo Cake songs too. I love Cake!

The weirdest song I ever dared was "Hallejulah" or however it's spelled by Leonard Cohen. The lyrics seemed appropriate, but it's sung like a liturgy. Which is the point, but after I went back to the changeroom and got hugely berated by all the other dancers- "I felt like i was in Church!" "Some lines you DON'T cross"- I learned the valuable lesson the dj mentioned "Irony is lost on this crowd". haha

Guenevere
04-10-2006, 11:28 PM
}:D Rape me by Nirvana


I just stood there cause I was so freakedout

That's not that strange, it's Nirvana. I like Moist Vagina by Nirvana

greenidlady1
04-10-2006, 11:31 PM
Our idiotic DJ played "Eye of the Tiger" for me one night and I am sure I looked like a complete idiot trying to keep up with it. I don't hate the song I just couldn't dance to it. I don't know why the hell he did that I always tip at least twenty but that night he got two dollars.

Gynger
04-11-2006, 07:15 PM
Brand New Key, or the rollerskate song... :)

I rode my bicycle past your window last night I rollerskated to your door at daylight. It almost seems like you're avoiding me. I'm o.k. alonee but you've got something Ineed... I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates You've got a brand new key. I think that we should get together and trythem on to see. I been lookin around awhile, you gotsomething for me. I got a brand new pair of rollerskates You got a brand new key. I ride my bike, I rollerskate don't drive nocar. Don't go so fast, but I go pretty far. For somebody who don't drive, I been allaround the world. Some people say I done alright for a girl. i asked your mother if you were at home. She said 'yes,' but that you weren't alone. It almost seems like you're avoiding me I'm o.k. alone but you got something Ineed...

Guenevere
04-11-2006, 07:48 PM
Our idiotic DJ played "Eye of the Tiger" for me one night and I am sure I looked like a complete idiot trying to keep up with it. I don't hate the song I just couldn't dance to it. I don't know why the hell he did that I always tip at least twenty but that night he got two dollars.

OMG I can't believe that!! That sucks, I'm sorry!

Did you ask him about it? That's so strange????

greenidlady1
04-11-2006, 08:56 PM
He probably was drunk or high on something as usual and more interested in watching tv, lol.

Guenevere
04-11-2006, 09:05 PM
That's insane!

... wait... watching TV????

greenidlady1
04-11-2006, 10:11 PM
Yeah, we have a shitty DJ situation at our club. One is a alcoholic redneck that constantly is drunk or doped up. He plays the music based on his mood and whether he is high or drunk and depressed. I have gave him lists of what I like but he doesn't pay attention. One night he played the same song twice in row for my two song set. He watches wrestling at the bar that sits next to the DJ booth and forgets what he is doing especially if he is wasted. I have stood in silence a lot of nights waiting for him. I make him cds because it's the easiest thing and the only way I can get a decent song played.

Our other DJ is alright. He will play the music you request but the same songs over and over and VERY loud. You can't even hear yourself talk over it. He makes a lot of lame remarks too. Oh, she pulled the "puppies" out or she brought body tonight. What the hell, didn't I bring it last night too, lol. He's just lame and old.
We need someone better but are manager is very non-confrontational and doesn't like to fire people so I guess we'll just deal with the best we can. They make GOOD money too. 11 bucks a girl the club pays them plus most girls tip between 10 and 50 dollars and we average 10 girls a night. So, that's a least 200 per girl. Right now, with the golf season we run 20 girls a night and money is good so they are making more. It's just pathetic. If I don't work and do my job I don't make money so why should they.

Juliana
04-11-2006, 10:27 PM
Yekefah- I LOVE Fifth of Beethoven, that would be so cute if you dressed up in a (if you'll allow me to get nerdishly creative) little beethoven-type suit, with a big jacket and a cravat, and then panties and a garter on bottom... Oh cute cute! (haha sorry I'm tired and when I'm tired me no think so great)

Date Rape is... that's a strange one. Nuff said.

thechaosfairy-dancing to hedwig! AGH that's so frickin awesome! Spesh "Angry Inch" ;) Good labia-flashin' song!

Midgetfour44- I love Big Balls, Fuck Her Gently and Coin-Operated Boy the most--fabbity!

mollyzmoon- I laughed my ass off- "Irony is lost on this crowd!" haha good thing to keep in mind ;)

Gynger- Aww that song is so cute! I have it on vinyl somewhere around here!
-J

kitty260
04-12-2006, 12:36 AM
Time Warp.

Hands down weirdest.

Good thing I have the dance memorized.

Guenevere
04-12-2006, 05:46 PM
One night he played the same song twice in row for my two song set.
LMFAO! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I'm SO sorry!



They make GOOD money too. 11 bucks a girl the club pays them plus most girls tip between 10 and 50 dollars and we average 10 girls a night.

That's really good money for someone who does nothing!!!!

KamrynAnne
04-12-2006, 05:58 PM
that sunglasses song...... "i wear my sunglasses at night........" haaa. wtf.

ChloeTheRed
04-12-2006, 08:01 PM
"Achy Breaky Heart" by whoever the hell.

Granted, it was for a girl that was doing a cowboy outfit for costume night, but yeesh!
The next song was "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy," which totally made up for it.

redheadbombshell
04-13-2006, 08:37 PM
did I mention I was wearing a schoolgirl outfit. it might be hot if a guy was dancing to it,but as a grrl it's odd feeling.

Kajira_anyah
04-18-2006, 08:50 PM
A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying - BLOODHOUND GANG

that one made me wince i almost stopped dancing dead in my tracks

chitownchick
04-19-2006, 07:48 AM
im gonna say oldies, umm the weirdest one "i wanna be bobbies girl" it was weird and it felt almost wrong because oldies seem so innocent to me

Guenevere
04-19-2006, 10:22 PM
A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying - BLOODHOUND GANG

that one made me wince i almost stopped dancing dead in my tracks

I used to love dancing to that song!!! We had such a cool group of customers, everyone thought it was great!