View Full Version : best way to pick up a stripper
hannah83
10-31-2005, 05:54 PM
What I want to know is why they think they can get bragging rights for this. After all, to hear them talk, we're all super-easy sluts and anybody can bang us if he plays the game. So what's to brag about?
I'd be a lot more impressed if someone said, "I banged a nun." I mean, THAT would actually take effort and game. If you banged a stripper, so what? You might as well say, "I banged a woman." Woo-woo, have a cookie, you big stud you.
<major eye rollage>
LOL that's great. "i banged a nun" :D
Deogol
10-31-2005, 06:34 PM
Absolutely. It's the 2nd Law.
TOO's Laws Of Proper Customer Behavior
1st Law: It's all about the money. Always. Generosity and class make all the difference in the world.
2nd Law: Inside or outside the club, it's the dancers who do the choosing.
3rd Law: If "respect" isn't your middle name, stay home until it is.
4th Law: Learn the rules of the subculture before going into any club.
5th Law: The smartest dancers are the thoroughbreds of the species. Treat them with respect, generosity, humor, sensitivity, affection and deep admiration and you will never, ever stop smiling. :)
Ah... that seems to apply to all women. ;) People in general! :)
Maybe not the first law to a degree, but finances certainly play a role.
Deogol
10-31-2005, 06:47 PM
No, civilian girls are much easier to "pick up." Strippers are hard targets because they've heard it all before and from people who delivered it better than you can.
Not that I prey on strippers or anything. Ahem.
Add to that you can prove your not a guy who needs to "pay for it."
Strippers are a waste of time. If you're dominant in the relationship they are all "you're not the boss of me!" If you're submissive then you're "a loser." If you just look out for yourself and let her do her thing up to what you can stand then it's "you only care about yourself - you're selfish!"
The best time to date strippers is when they hit 33. The magic number bro - if you got game! :P (that should set fire to the thread) hee hee hee... let me know when you need anymore generalizations.
;) I have been going to strip clubs for a bout 3 years (since my 21st b-day) and I hooked up with 1 stripper so far, she was hott but not the top girl or even top 10, I wanna know what turn you women on, not money cuz you make more than most average men.
I got game cute face and can make a monk with a silence vow bust his gut laughing. How do you like being approached, have any of you ever hooked up with a guy you met in your club.
Let me know what you think
Holla @ your boy ;)
This is just to choice to pass up. First off, try using English. Not all of us speak or even understand Ebonics. It's not cute, in fact it makes you look stupid - like you've got a bunch of stuff stuck in your mouth. What sort of stuff, will be discussed later.
Secondly, if you don't make a lot of money. Forget it. Money is what turns most of us on, you know - we being the materialist type.
Thirdly, whomever told you that you have game - lied. Try again. In fact I think someone lied to you about several things. Get back to us on that one.
Miss R.
Deogol
10-31-2005, 06:54 PM
Sooner or later, he will realize it isn't a matter of him making people like him, but more about what he can do for himself for people to be attracted to him. Then he will figure out the people he thought he wanted to like him were really not worth all the effort - and best to just figure out who he is himself and enjoy the company of people who like who he is. That is two big run-on sentences but hopefully more clear than eubonics.
girlnew156
10-31-2005, 07:31 PM
Maybe old fashioned, but the end result of dating is supposedly marriage (aside from getting laid for a one night stand).
And the end result of marriage is kids?
Once, while being overworked at a club (accounting for receipts, bartending, VIP dances, stage work), one fella asked me out to a really nice swank cafe.
Well, I told him, I didn't think he would make a proper father of any of the kids we could have. He laughed and replied, We haven't got that far yet.
I laughed and said, No, and it ain't never gonna happen, Your time ie up, buddy,
Wanna buy another 30 minutes?
WiseGuy_TX
10-31-2005, 07:46 PM
>...lets not forget.< (http://www.theslurps.com/)
Amethyst
10-31-2005, 08:15 PM
...Thirdly, whomever told you that you have game - lied.
LMAO @ Crow and this thread.
Dude, anytime you come onto a stripper oriented message board and ask "how to bang a stripper" or any variation, you have already lost the battle. Date a civilian chick - they fall for guys spitting game much more frequently than strippers.
amylynnej
10-31-2005, 10:15 PM
keep this in mind. this is where we work. were not there to be picked up and while yes we take our clothes off for you, we only pretend to like you as long as you serve our purpose and that is cold hard cash.
if you stay within the boundaries we'll give you a great time within the rules!!!
gypsy_girlchild
10-31-2005, 11:21 PM
You know, I never did want to date a guy who referrred to my job as the only reaosn he dated me.
Cristalla
11-01-2005, 12:20 AM
pick up ? what for ?
one night thing?
relationship?
if n. 1 : go to an extras club and ask around ...
if n. 2 : must be at least decent looking ,( dancers are almost all good looking so they r probably attracted by a nice looking man )... not too old possibly, be a gentleman ...eg:
give her money but not for a dance, never try to touch her , dont look when she goes on stage , treat her like a lady , talk to the real person behind the make up, be respectful, make her laugh , make her feel special , go there many times until u gain her trust, do not ask for phone numbers maybe email ok so is up to her to start/ keep the contact , show that you have power and control .
but that would work for every woman , i think ,,, stripper or not stripper .
desertdoll
11-01-2005, 01:28 AM
1. don't act like a customer.
2. treat her like a regular person not some fantasy.
3. don't pay for her attention
4. don't buy a dance
5. be friendly but don't supplicate
6. be very dominant and indifferent
Personally, nothing would irritate me *more* than following these steps. And what's with the "very dominant" part?
Deogol
11-01-2005, 05:40 AM
Personally, nothing would irritate me *more* than following these steps. And what's with the "very dominant" part?
Just goes to show ya everybody is different - see Msg 64.
thechaosfairy
11-01-2005, 05:41 AM
1. don't act like a customer.
2. treat her like a regular person not some fantasy.
3. don't pay for her attention
4. don't buy a dance
Okay, these ones are highly dependent on what kind of person you're talking to. The girls HERE are all going to laugh in your face and find a better customer, because, frankly, if you spend all your time online talking about stripping, you probably actually WANT to dance. I could see that if I hated my job totally and was somewhat naive about it, these would actually make sense to me.
6. be very dominant and indifferent
That, on the other hand, would just piss me off, and would probably piss off anyone with a reasonable sense of self-respect. I mean, the guys who act like this still get treated nicely by me, because I want them to tip me -- and sometimes they do. But if it's been a couple of sets and no tips, they get the big sign on their forehead that says IGNORE ME.
Emily
11-01-2005, 10:37 AM
>...lets not forget.< (http://www.theslurps.com/)
oh wow, that was the custest thing ever!
I downloaded one for my phone and I never pay for phone downloads (I'm cheap!)
TigersMilk
11-01-2005, 11:10 AM
A final note: If you want to p/u a stripper...dont. Let her pick you up instead. Thats the best way to get her interest is let her do it. If she wants you shell show interest first.
In this type of job its best to leave the goal of dating a stripper at home. Sure fantasize all you want but the minute anything but what Im there for comes out of your mouth.....Im gone. *POOF*
this so reminds me of a 16 year old asking one of my best friends and a stripper for her phone number last night.
this so reminds me of a 16 year old asking one of my best friends and a stripper for her phone number last night.
Gotta admire his chutzpah but 16 is underage, male or female :O
FBR
The Fireman's Carry is an effective technique. I can pick up any stripper, even the fatties you tip to keep their clothes on.
LOL :P ;D
Madcap
11-01-2005, 07:26 PM
I love threads like this. Great for kicks.
scorpio
11-01-2005, 09:27 PM
How much do we want to wager that this kid still lives in his mom's basement?
Now I realize that men don't become interesting until they're 30. The rest are just kids.
Abbeynormal
11-01-2005, 09:46 PM
Don'thatethegame, this thread should give you a rough idea of what picking up a stripper is like. All you did was mention the fact that you might be interested in this one dancer, and we jumped all over you. You might not even still be around, because we all ran you off the site.
Your intentions may be good, but you have to understand that we have heard EVERY trick in the book, a hundred times over. Even if you truly are a nice guy with a genuine interest in a dancer because she's a great person, you are buried in the middle of a hundred other guys who just want to get an easy lay. Sorry, bud, but most dancers' defenses are up and not coming down. We've seen and heard it all before.
desertdoll
11-02-2005, 12:30 AM
Just goes to show ya everybody is different - see Msg 64.
...go there many times until u gain her trust, do not ask for phone numbers maybe email ok so is up to her to start/ keep the contact , show that you have power and control...
:)
Msg 64 sounds more to me like "power and control over self and impulses", not so much "power over the quarry". Many prefer a guy who exerts control over himself to one that tries to impose the same on them. ;)
*Note: The latter does not preclude liking a little dominance once the chase is off, the lights are out, and the handcuffs are on... ;)
Madcap
11-02-2005, 06:21 AM
Hey AbbyNormal, will you send me some naked pictures? }:D
donthatethegame
11-02-2005, 03:38 PM
Thank you all for all your input positve or negitive it was cool just to see every one's thoughts on the matter. I went to the club that that this girl works at on friday night and tried a few of the suggestions( I did tip her thats what she there for) but I had a good time and she did too we talked for half the night and I'm coming in next sat to try a few more. Me and my future wife thank you........ ;)
girlnew156
11-02-2005, 03:50 PM
Love Potion #9?
nycnightlife2012
11-02-2005, 11:43 PM
Thank you all for all your input positve or negitive it was cool just to see every one's thoughts on the matter. I went to the club that that this girl works at on friday night and tried a few of the suggestions( I did tip her thats what she there for) but I had a good time and she did too we talked for half the night and I'm coming in next sat to try a few more. Me and my future wife thank you........ ;)
sure why do u think it's called fantasy, any time we are here to help
Emily
11-05-2005, 04:14 PM
okay, so that puppy wallpaper really drains the battery on my phone!
but it's so cute
girlnew156
11-06-2005, 06:21 PM
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=57335#post626260
cpeters1
11-07-2005, 10:48 PM
First this:
I have been going to strip clubs for a bout 3 years (since my 21st b-day) and I hooked up with 1 stripper so far, she was hott but not the top girl or even top 10, I wanna know what turn you women on, not money cuz you make more than most average men.
I got game cute face and can make a monk with a silence vow bust his gut laughing. How do you like being approached, have any of you ever hooked up with a guy you met in your club.
Let me know what you think
Holla @ your boy
Then this:
good advice, and a side note sean connery is the best bond
I always treat them like gold, and cheap in no way, me and my guys are know for getting a club poppin
And finally this:
Thank you all for all your input positve or negitive it was cool just to see every one's thoughts on the matter. I went to the club that that this girl works at on friday night and tried a few of the suggestions( I did tip her thats what she there for) but I had a good time and she did too we talked for half the night and I'm coming in next sat to try a few more. Me and my future wife thank you........
Quite the change in grammer and style. Went from sounding like you think you are a player with your boyz in the crib, to sounding like a regular guy. Maybe Crow's post actually worked.
I suspect while dancers like the g-money players because they can milk them for lots of cash quickly, while you think you are so cool throwing around a couple of twenties, they actually would prefer a real guy, who just treats them like a person, who is willing to pay appropriately for their time, and is not playing them.
While I am not sure which works, as I could never pass for a player or someone with game, the real guy approach has gotten me some quality time, while I am not looking for OTC, so I can't say if it works.
skanklover
11-08-2005, 07:40 PM
When I was in highschool I dated a cheerleader...people would ask me how did YOU get that? Simple, I treated her like she was just like everyone else, except prettier, respected her, and we laughed together. That was it...I have found strippers, or saleswomen, doctors, lawyers...all the same...
pixiepower329
11-08-2005, 07:44 PM
Best way to pick up a stripper???? Lift with your legs...not your back.
alicia0033
11-08-2005, 09:06 PM
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alicia0033
11-08-2005, 09:12 PM
ok dude I'll give u some tips but I'll leave the main secret up to u to figure out.
Strippers are people just like u see in church, in the mall etc.
Now how do u meet people, how do u meet women.
tips:
1. don't act like a customer.
2. treat her like a regular person not some fantasy.
3. don't pay for her attention
4. don't buy a dance
5. be friendly but don't supplicate
6. be very dominant and indifferent
7. be social but not horny
8. be a challenge, allow her chase u,let her try her best to seduce u
9. Have some kind of intriguing identity
I have said too much, nobody wants u to know these things; one more thing
10. Don't ask strippers how to pick up strippers.
like I told u b4 strippers are regular people, just like u see in church or school.
UMMM ...NOOO. I hate when guys do this while i'm working.. "uhhh no i'm not buying you a dance because i don't want you to see me like that, I would like to get to know you" I get that a million times. DO NOT TRY IT. You're best bet is act like a nice custy and spend tons of money.
get a job as a dj, bouncer or bartender
Luke34
11-09-2005, 06:25 AM
Three simple steps
1. Be very rich and spend lots of money
2. Look like Tom Cruise
3. Drive a Lambourghini or Ferrari
or
Option 2
Be a cab driver and wait outside a strip club
Option 3
Zoloft
stant
11-09-2005, 06:41 AM
When I was in highschool I dated a cheerleader...people would ask me how did YOU get that? Simple, I treated her like she was just like everyone else, except prettier, respected her, and we laughed together. That was it...I have found strippers, or saleswomen, doctors, lawyers...all the same...
Damn. Might want to dial down the Prozac dosage a bit.
ricosuave312
11-14-2005, 06:54 AM
When I was in highschool I dated a cheerleader...people would ask me how did YOU get that? Simple, I treated her like she was just like everyone else, except prettier, respected her, and we laughed together. That was it...I have found strippers, or saleswomen, doctors, lawyers...all the same...
This one took me a while. Fucking funny, man. You hit all the square white chicks near you, and they were just not Koo. Now you a skanklover!
Madcap
11-14-2005, 07:02 AM
Trophy! Woot? Look what i got?
I'm sorry, what was your name?
sadbuttrue
11-14-2005, 03:58 PM
Best way to pick up a stripper???? Lift with your legs...not your back.
That's why I pick the little ones. }:D
>>>Sad<<<
Deogol
11-14-2005, 04:07 PM
get a job as a dj, bouncer or bartender
Unemployed future rock star
(Oooo there go those ugly stereotypes again - but they sooo fun! }:D)
pixiepower329
11-14-2005, 04:14 PM
That's why I pick the little ones.
Yep....and thats why I make sure to keep a few extra pounds on my frame....discourages the weak from even trying!! LOL
KittenCaboodle
11-14-2005, 10:50 PM
We are there to make money. Not pick up men!!!
TaraDoll
11-14-2005, 11:42 PM
At my club, we inforce strict rules. Absolutely no interracting with the customers outside of the club. If they are your friends then that's allowable. But you're not there to hook up. (meaning, you can't accept numbers - go out for dinner - anything along those lines) For many obvious reasons.
1) Your safety for one. Ted Bundy was a hottie, but he was also a sick f*ck who liked to kill women. We have our "own" stories we tell at work. Just like some of the men who come into our establishment. Sorry guys, but my safety comes first.
2) Gotta watch out for those under cover cops.... ;) If you're taking a guys number or exchanging yours it may look as though you're accepting some kind of prostitution gig. (that's how it's explained at my job - which does make sense if it were to be looked at that way)
So in my club hun, you probably wont have any luck picking any of us up. =\ sorry!
donthatethegame
11-15-2005, 04:04 PM
maybe not in ur club but alot of girls break the rules.
whirlerz
11-15-2005, 04:22 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: >
Damn. Might want to dial down the Prozac dosage a bit.
Madcap
11-16-2005, 12:25 AM
I have to admit that there are a couple strippers on this site i wouldn't mind picking up... But not because they are strippers...
yoda57us
11-16-2005, 05:30 AM
At my club, we inforce strict rules. Absolutely no interracting with the customers outside of the club....
So in my club hun, you probably wont have any luck picking any of us up. =\ sorry!
Yep, every club I go to has those strict rules...yet I have about ten daners phone numbers on my speed dial. Some are for OTC, some are just to say hello or check schedules. There are many ways to exchange phone numbers with absolutely no one else around you knowing it. I can pretty much guarantee that there are girls breaking the rules all around you every day. That doesn't mean you have too, it's just food for thought. Things are seldom what they seem to be. BTW,I don't pick up strippers, I have a bad back....
ricosuave312
11-16-2005, 06:20 AM
I have to admit that there are a couple strippers on this site i wouldn't mind picking up... But not because they are strippers...
You and me both man. It's just a coincidence the hot girls on stripperweb I want to hit are hot strippers. Be real, bro.